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  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx Před 3 lety +21089

    "Fangs? Not retractable. They come out when I want."
    So, they're retractable?

    • @Pup_Cubby
      @Pup_Cubby Před 3 lety +932

      I was thinking the same thing. 🤣😂

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 Před 3 lety +46

      Ohhh.........
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @solarprogeny6736
      @solarprogeny6736 Před 3 lety +661

      i'm still trying to understand what he meant by those two statements

    • @Snarl_Marx
      @Snarl_Marx Před 3 lety +783

      @@solarprogeny6736 I guess he's trying to say they're not retractable, they're just "retractable". Which makes sense if you don't think about it.

    • @ImJustMomo
      @ImJustMomo Před 3 lety +500

      @@Snarl_Marx as someone who cannot think i can confirm that it does make sense

  • @hayley9941
    @hayley9941 Před 3 lety +10048

    someone: " whos that one girl that started the drama about Kanye"
    me: "Craig"

  • @dabestgames366
    @dabestgames366 Před rokem +5373

    “Fangs not retractable they come out when i want them to” isn’t that the definition of retractable.

    • @marvinwarvin8530
      @marvinwarvin8530 Před rokem +125

      no it isn’t actually. that would be protractible, like cats’ claws

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen Před rokem +363

      @@marvinwarvin8530 technically, cats' claws are both. protract means to extend their claws, and retract means to pull them back. I had to look it up myself bc I was confused on the difference

    • @sharpeningtheaxe
      @sharpeningtheaxe Před rokem +220

      This bothers me every time lol. If he can pull them back in they are retractable.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Před rokem +259

      @@marvinwarvin8530 love that this implies he can put them out but he can't pull them back in

    • @Saveme99isawesome
      @Saveme99isawesome Před 10 měsíci +16

      I think by retractable, he meant fake.

  • @pleaseno7555
    @pleaseno7555 Před rokem +8049

    She somehow started massive trends, had one of the most trending songs for months on tiktok, and created the biggest rumor of 2021, yet no one knows who she is.

    • @maxwellsiIverhammer
      @maxwellsiIverhammer Před rokem +787

      honestly like when i heard the part of her song that went viral i was like “wait wtf that was her-??” 😭😭😭

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 Před rokem +745

      she deserves the lack of recognition by name honestly lmao

    • @CerotheDemon
      @CerotheDemon Před rokem +302

      God damn that’s karmic justice if I’ve ever seen it lol!

    • @vanished2667
      @vanished2667 Před rokem +116

      Shes like Voldemort

    • @ddc8875
      @ddc8875 Před rokem +38

      wait who did?

  • @Pokefan220195
    @Pokefan220195 Před 3 lety +6096

    That girl reminds me of a very good quote:
    "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

    • @superstellarhere
      @superstellarhere Před 3 lety +32

      Honestly

    • @GA_131
      @GA_131 Před 3 lety +92

      Neither does licking a toilet seat

    • @nithidesikan6458
      @nithidesikan6458 Před 3 lety +71

      “you seem as if u like to talk. I like to let ppl who like to talk talk, so I can see how full of shit they r” - Jackie Chan 1998 in rush hour 1

    • @potaters3009
      @potaters3009 Před 3 lety +11

      The whole of tiktok reminds me of that

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers Před 3 lety +6

      Pffft I have to start saying that now, it fits so perfectly in this situation

  • @crazyanimationtime1806
    @crazyanimationtime1806 Před 3 lety +6944

    The girl is the stereotypical popular girl that everyone hates but she doesn’t acknowledge why everyone hates her. The hate gives her popularity.

    • @zetjet9901
      @zetjet9901 Před 3 lety +248

      omg she’s like a politician

    • @alakazor3097
      @alakazor3097 Před 3 lety +14

      Haha seriously

    • @shahanahsan05
      @shahanahsan05 Před 3 lety +4

      Haha

    • @Heezbungus
      @Heezbungus Před 3 lety +103

      I don't like sterotypes but she seriously acting like a gossip girl

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 Před 3 lety +33

      @@NoyuPhantom Almost everyone on Tiktok needs to see a therapist..

  • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack

    I love how nick was like “my fangs? Not retractable, they come out when I want” which is the definition of retractable. Your fangs are retractable if they come out when you want.

    • @goober130
      @goober130 Před 11 měsíci +77

      retractable is when they come back in, when they come out thats protractible. (youre still correct though cause they do come back in)

    • @couldntcareless7884
      @couldntcareless7884 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Maybe they come out only once?

  • @juangaminggodtm4165
    @juangaminggodtm4165 Před rokem +5544

    i like how danny just randomly decided to name his audience greg and nobody ever questioned it

  • @Prologue18
    @Prologue18 Před 3 lety +3734

    “vampire’s aren’t real” that’s what a vampire would say . we all know you’re ageless

    • @hamzulakM
      @hamzulakM Před 3 lety +64

      Fr, only a vampire's hair could look that good 24/7

    • @paxgigi1476
      @paxgigi1476 Před 3 lety +7

      Frrr

    • @eimearmcdnagh1853
      @eimearmcdnagh1853 Před 3 lety +27

      Thats why he has a babyface 😱😱😱

    • @dummy3440
      @dummy3440 Před 3 lety +24

      He has a pretty pale face, and his lips are really pink. And if you look under his eyes they look pretty dark.. Danny, is there something you want to say?

    • @Danny_Deleto
      @Danny_Deleto Před 3 lety +7

      @@dummy3440 Wouldn't undead lips not be pink?

  • @jenemben
    @jenemben Před 3 lety +4809

    Craig: This pandemic sucks because no one is covering my song
    ...
    People are dying, Craig

    • @Vissorilio
      @Vissorilio Před 3 lety +187

      Lol Craig sounds insane, shes treating coronavirus like its a human being thats getting alot of attention in school, and craig is like Reginia from mean girls, and that their like school rivals.

    • @stormywolfhowls
      @stormywolfhowls Před 3 lety +19

      Ya CrAiG
      she sounds like some from mean girls or something

    • @riverdaisy4215
      @riverdaisy4215 Před 3 lety +44

      And she’s bout to die from dehydration or cardiac arrest if she keeps abusing those laxative teas and adderall

    • @evm7368
      @evm7368 Před 3 lety +15

      @Yamagzchi please don't look her up, it's what she wants

    • @whats_ur_damage7879
      @whats_ur_damage7879 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Vissorilio i know this is irrelevant but... veronica from mean girls? who is that

  • @dessy9066
    @dessy9066 Před rokem +2492

    Laxative teas are commonly used to purge for people with eating disorders so that's why she promotes them so hard

    • @LyricalWhispersHeard
      @LyricalWhispersHeard Před rokem +164

      Yeah, and it sounds like she may be doing those things to. I have sympathy for her on that.

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack Před rokem +272

      Yup. I hate when influencers essentially promote ED’S like the kardashians promoting thier “zero calorie ice lolly” to their literal children audience.

    • @aino-kaisav5504
      @aino-kaisav5504 Před rokem +92

      That lady gotta be one of the miserable people I've ever seen. How desperate has one to be for online attention? I honestly kinda pity her.

    • @miuie
      @miuie Před 10 měsíci

      yeah it’s kind of evil especially because her song literally says “all these girls are fat like bitch i think you could use some tips” like girl

    • @inlinechris
      @inlinechris Před 10 měsíci +28

      @@neckbackcripplinganxietyattackthey promote erectile dysfunction?

  • @haileywalter5951
    @haileywalter5951 Před 9 měsíci +366

    Craig's newest internet scheme is rage-baiting on Tik Tok by making a video promoting ED behavior. So if you see the video of the blonde girl smirking to the "Clap if you've ever been to a fat farm" sound with a text overlay saying something like "When someone tells me they eat eggs for breakfast but I have a Diet Coke and a vape", that's Craig. So don't interact with it, just block her so she can't feed off the attention. Also don't listen to her ED bullshit if you see any more of it, your body needs and deserves food

    • @sirisha2850
      @sirisha2850 Před 6 měsíci +12

      I SAW THAT TOO

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe Před 4 měsíci +41

      I heard this great quote once,”Any food is healthier than no food.” You matter, feed yourself

  • @j19838
    @j19838 Před 3 lety +4892

    “Vampires aren’t real”
    Sounds like something a vampire would say....

    • @lynnismad6747
      @lynnismad6747 Před 3 lety +107

      Idk Danny’s kinda sus ngl

    • @huh6449
      @huh6449 Před 3 lety +37

      g r e g s u s

    • @j19838
      @j19838 Před 3 lety +9

      @@lynnismad6747 yes big sus

    • @j19838
      @j19838 Před 3 lety +7

      @@huh6449 S U P E R S U S

    • @lynnismad6747
      @lynnismad6747 Před 3 lety +7

      @@huh6449 but aren’t we Greg?

  • @kuro-tan
    @kuro-tan Před 3 lety +7043

    "My fangs aren’t retractable. They only come out when I want." Does he know what retractable means?

  • @bagelcatinator8243
    @bagelcatinator8243 Před 7 měsíci +92

    Danny is just so adamant that vampires aren’t real because he’s trying to hide the fact that he is one. I mean, you guys saw him run really fast just then, right? There is no other explanation for this.

    • @ZeXiOn26
      @ZeXiOn26 Před měsícem +7

      plus he doesn't visibly age - he's been 13 years old his entire life

  • @cupriferouscatalyst3708
    @cupriferouscatalyst3708 Před rokem +266

    Her social media presence is literally just a one-person reality show: playing a crazy unhinged character and then never telling the audience that it's an act. This is just the social media version of reality TV.

  • @pickles8126
    @pickles8126 Před 3 lety +7924

    “Vampires aren’t real”
    Danny’s dad: 😦

  • @pbnjennis
    @pbnjennis Před 3 lety +4786

    they all forget her because she looks like every other girl on tiktok

    • @calebmartinez9350
      @calebmartinez9350 Před 3 lety +17

      @NO INTERNET lmao same

    • @Isabelw3
      @Isabelw3 Před 3 lety +11

      SMAEEEEEEEEEE

    • @kaylee_keen
      @kaylee_keen Před 3 lety +193

      I literally knew about the dr phil episode, toilet thing, song, and the new rumor and I thought those were all different people lmao I didnt know it was her

    • @Clover2a4688
      @Clover2a4688 Před 3 lety +17

      who?
      for future comments. yes. this is a joke

    • @helloworld2784
      @helloworld2784 Před 3 lety +4

      😂🤣

  • @adzdrawss
    @adzdrawss Před 8 měsíci +32

    11:54 she’s basically saying. “me a, random disrespectful person online, is being talked about less than a spreading epidemic that’s killing people. ITS ABSURD”
    she’s a concept of a person fr

  • @theperyton9895
    @theperyton9895 Před 9 měsíci +60

    Craig seems like the kind of person to kill someone and then get mad that the victims family is getting more attention than her.

  • @TheAsexualJellyBean
    @TheAsexualJellyBean Před 2 lety +11014

    "The teeth? Not retractable. They come out when I want them to."
    So they're retractable then?

  • @gracevinson2123
    @gracevinson2123 Před 3 lety +3647

    She acts like shes so famous but she isn't even verified on tiktok

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 Před 3 lety +156

      yeah and i saw the toilet tiktok last yer but do you think i recognized her when i saw the scandal tiktok? no, and tbh i don't even know her name😂

    • @honeylemonadearts8852
      @honeylemonadearts8852 Před 3 lety +86

      @@whytho8856 I didn't even know she was the toilet girl till everyone was like "isn't this the toilet girl"

    • @beastofbussycreek
      @beastofbussycreek Před 3 lety +61

      I literally didn't know who she was until this video. I didn't even know about the toilet thing

    • @SofiaYasmin
      @SofiaYasmin Před 3 lety +87

      She's not verified on the eyes of God either

    • @angrynoodletwentyfive6463
      @angrynoodletwentyfive6463 Před 3 lety +8

      she is a crackpot... that's why.

  • @yunekoVT
    @yunekoVT Před rokem +79

    If someone tells me something and then follows up with “I heard it on TikTok” it loses all credibility for me lol

  • @stephhollis8499
    @stephhollis8499 Před 3 lety +10269

    Craig isn't bothered by hate comments because she can't read

  • @mariel7475
    @mariel7475 Před 3 lety +36526

    "vampires aren't real"
    says the one who doesn't age

  • @janjanbinks1710
    @janjanbinks1710 Před 11 měsíci +476

    Craig is like all of the seven deadly sins in one person
    Maybe except gluttony I guess but pride, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, lust

    • @HavysHibiscusTea
      @HavysHibiscusTea Před 11 měsíci +149

      Gluttony for laxative teas

    • @tabithaalphess2115
      @tabithaalphess2115 Před 10 měsíci +111

      Gluttony is just over-indulgence, not necessarily excessive eating, so it can be included in the list

    • @shogun19731
      @shogun19731 Před 6 měsíci +31

      ​@@tabithaalphess2115yeah she's a glutton for fame

    • @avannii.
      @avannii. Před 4 měsíci

      ava louise

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet Před 4 měsíci +2

      i’m too high rn to come up w it but there’s def an argument for gluttony. i think her clout chasing is it

  • @binguseatshats
    @binguseatshats Před 6 měsíci +54

    - Granulated Sugar 1/3 Cup
    - Brown Sugar 1/2 Cup
    - Unsalted Melted Butter 1/2 Cup
    - Vanilla Extract 1 Teaspoon
    - Salt 1/2 Teaspoon
    - 1 Large Egg (Room Temperature)
    - All Purpose Flour 1 And 1/2 Cup
    - Baking Soda 1/2 Teaspoon
    - Chocolate Chips 1/2 Cup

    • @Camsvfx_
      @Camsvfx_ Před 6 měsíci +4

      Pretty good. 7/10

    • @LemonHead992
      @LemonHead992 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Lmao I tried this and it was pretty good

  • @adhdenjoyer7422
    @adhdenjoyer7422 Před 3 lety +4931

    Bruh this girl actually got away with having her source as “dude... trust me”

  • @KatushkaM
    @KatushkaM Před 3 lety +2238

    “I’d rather die hot than live ugly” yet she’s not even hot. Desperate for attention but is the most forgettable person ever. Tough life

    • @Demonslayer-64
      @Demonslayer-64 Před 3 lety +158

      Gonna forget her in a few mins bc I'll go out with friends living a real life and my brain needs more space for important things, like everything except her lol

    • @hollyx5772
      @hollyx5772 Před 3 lety +114

      Riiight, I mean she’s not ugly but she’s not the type of person I’d expect to go around talking about how hot she is either. Fake it til you make it though I guess.

    • @Katie-ws7xp
      @Katie-ws7xp Před 3 lety +109

      Yeah she's literally gone viral like 12 times and not even once did I recognize her twice

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 Před 3 lety +73

      she's a typical blonde white girl i don't know what makes her think she's so special, i could go out on the street in LA and meet like 50 of these

    • @GiuliaBlack394
      @GiuliaBlack394 Před 3 lety +50

      i think that her personality make her even uglier.

  • @eg_manifest510
    @eg_manifest510 Před rokem +41

    that vampire dude just seemed so thrilled to have actually tricked a bunch of people by accident. He must be so happy that people think his vfx looks real

  • @spooks4360
    @spooks4360 Před 9 měsíci +80

    i appreciate danny for not actually showing her tiktok or instagram, its very common for sick people to be given more attention, any kind of publicity for her, good or bad, is enabling

  • @namesnamesandmorenames394
    @namesnamesandmorenames394 Před 2 lety +7737

    “I was annoyed the Corona was getting more attention than me.”
    I cannot have heard that right-

    • @higg4209
      @higg4209 Před 2 lety +426

      "Covid is always taking the spotlight smh I wish it would just go away so people can focus on me and make me the center of attention"
      - this girl probably

    • @raiden8929
      @raiden8929 Před 2 lety +89

      @@higg4209 i thought supervillains didn’t exist irl but nope

    • @eleanorevans8485
      @eleanorevans8485 Před 2 lety +57

      You did hear it wrong, it was “I was annoyed corona was getting more PUBLICITY than me”

    • @PoisonedSundew
      @PoisonedSundew Před 2 lety +14

      @@eleanorevans8485 Publicity literally means attention.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil Před 2 lety +8

      @@raiden8929 She's a kid. None of this is a sign of a good mental wellbeing.
      Just saying, I think she's unwell but not evil.

  • @putthatjellyinmybelly9698
    @putthatjellyinmybelly9698 Před 3 lety +2238

    “Vampires aren’t real”
    Says the one who has a vampire dad

  • @Bread-_
    @Bread-_ Před rokem +65

    I love how people believe the one where his skin starts burning when he goes outside ( 3:53 ) when he showed in other videos of himself going outside without his skin burning-

    • @SSukram_
      @SSukram_ Před rokem +9

      Technically moonlight is reflected sunlight, but they don't burn in moonlight, so the sunlight isn't lethal to them and they just pretend 🤷. The first books and stories of vampires never mentioned them burning in the day, only becoming weaker anyway

    • @Bread-_
      @Bread-_ Před rokem +4

      @@SSukram_I- That’s true. I never noticed lol

  • @supersecretstuffs
    @supersecretstuffs Před rokem +16

    The “he’s a boy and…..he’s not wearing a shirt…..or he is and he’s just wearing it wrong” got me🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @priscilllady
    @priscilllady Před 3 lety +13317

    I refuse to believe Craig is a real person, she's basically a Dhar Mann villain

  • @defiantaichi
    @defiantaichi Před 3 lety +1666

    She’s the poster child for narcissism.

    • @eoincampbell1584
      @eoincampbell1584 Před 3 lety +46

      Poor Narcissus, he's been replaced.

    • @ducks4rent
      @ducks4rent Před 3 lety +27

      @@eoincampbell1584 Narcissus, who narcissism was _named_ after, has been out Narcissus-ed.

    • @JasonBason
      @JasonBason Před 3 lety +38

      Girl was mad that a GLOBAL PANDEMIC was more popular than her 😭😭😭

    • @Yuunarichu
      @Yuunarichu Před 3 lety +3

      She oddly looks like the Olsen twins..

    • @femcelfootjob
      @femcelfootjob Před 3 lety +1

      narcissus would tell that girl to get a life

  • @victoriabrown6561
    @victoriabrown6561 Před 6 měsíci +42

    It's hard to believe Craig is a troll but part of me thinks she has to be. She's leaned so far into the "dumb mean girl you hated in high school" trope it's like she's a caricature of herself at this point

  • @user-iy1qg1zc4f
    @user-iy1qg1zc4f Před rokem +19

    If everyone worldwide just got 1% of Craig's confidence, anxiety would no longer exist

  • @theaterbee191
    @theaterbee191 Před 3 lety +9572

    "My fangs are non- retractable. They come out when I want"
    Doesn't that mean they are retractable!?

  • @zwan8554
    @zwan8554 Před 3 lety +4800

    That girl: “I tricked the entire world lol”
    every country that isn’t America or a small part of Britain and Canada:👁👄👁

    • @wufflesmcnotadoggo
      @wufflesmcnotadoggo Před 3 lety +278

      Australia who heard it but hardly fell for it because we honestly just didn't care if it was true or not and forgot about it pretty quickly: 👁️ ͜ 👁️

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 Před 3 lety +102

      Social media is not the whole world...

    • @paulaklein7683
      @paulaklein7683 Před 3 lety +15

      It incredibly reached south america too

    • @stinky9703
      @stinky9703 Před 3 lety +21

      she even tricked north korea

    • @RealMcm
      @RealMcm Před 3 lety +26

      👄 👁 👄

  • @MeMe-eo1st
    @MeMe-eo1st Před rokem +23

    7:25 "IM NOT LOCAL...... TO ANYWHERE" IM fUCKING CRYING help meee my lungs hurt im wheezing

  • @angiep251
    @angiep251 Před rokem +72

    It's actually impressive how self aware she is

  • @wherearetheturtles5018
    @wherearetheturtles5018 Před 3 lety +12898

    she’s literally THE chick at every high school who only cares about popularity and drama and thinks everyone wants to be her lmao I can’t

    • @beanus7394
      @beanus7394 Před 3 lety +407

      and everyone but her three friends despise her

    • @MichaelAndIchael
      @MichaelAndIchael Před 3 lety +20

      @Claire Murphy More like - Danny, everyone who saw this video, and everyone who saw the tik tok.. (So pretty much everyone on earth except herself and her like 2 friends)

    • @bloop4527
      @bloop4527 Před 3 lety +59

      @yassi jass are you okay?

    • @Michael4Times
      @Michael4Times Před 3 lety +37

      I bet she used to be named lily and would manipulate her best friends into almost getting arrested and she didn’t care and she only hangs out with homophobic racist idiots

    • @MochaFur1
      @MochaFur1 Před 3 lety +56

      @@beanus7394 I bet her three friends don't even like her, they just want popularity without her

  • @wowitslena
    @wowitslena Před 3 lety +5338

    OH MY GOS SHES THE "I'm skinny, I'm winning, and all you bitches are ugly" GIRL NO WAY SHE LITERALLY MADE THAT SONG

    • @hannaharellano6862
      @hannaharellano6862 Před 2 lety +146

      i was looking for a comment like this! i cant believe she made it !!😂

    • @mossdeep
      @mossdeep Před 2 lety +208

      I KNOW THAT SONG MINI-TRENDED FOR LIKE A MONTH OR TWO

    • @guineapigdance3338
      @guineapigdance3338 Před 2 lety +58

      Song what song? I heard shit

    • @rudeTXTmoa
      @rudeTXTmoa Před 2 lety +5

      I'm ur 700th like

    • @baileyyh72
      @baileyyh72 Před 2 lety +60

      that song just played and the skip button has never looked more attractive 🤺

  • @Jacksxb
    @Jacksxb Před rokem +39

    11:56 his face perfectly characterized how sad this girl is

  • @kittycup.
    @kittycup. Před rokem +126

    let's just appreciate how he puts his sponsors at the end of the video so that we can skip it if we want

    • @louisBrother1988
      @louisBrother1988 Před měsícem +2

      we’re still able to skip the sponsor segment even if it isn’t at the end? what are you on about?

    • @SpacexSauce
      @SpacexSauce Před 20 dny

      @@louisBrother1988just double tap the video and go forward? Tf lol

  • @batacumba
    @batacumba Před rokem +465

    Are we absolutely sure she’s not trolling us because the Dr. Phil interview makes me feel like this whole thing is an act. The laxative tea comment in particular just struck me as her pulling our legs.

    • @emilydurkee8664
      @emilydurkee8664 Před rokem +22

      IDK cuz she would do anything for attention

    • @Emihasdreamstoo
      @Emihasdreamstoo Před rokem +14

      She is irresponsible and I don’t think she would have neither the patience or the brains to pull something like that out. She obviously doesn’t care about her image, so if this all was an act she would have already admitted that. She’s not fully crazy, she is just self-centered and immature and willing to do anything what it takes to be famous without feeling empathy. I’m not saying for sure, but to be she also seems narcissistic. Her friend was willing to turn their back on her and unveil her lies, probably fed up with all the lying she does. At that point I don’t think she is a misunderstood person. Like the person above me said, she is shitty either way

    • @Emihasdreamstoo
      @Emihasdreamstoo Před rokem +10

      She does things for only clout, but she doesn’t lie about that either. She doesn’t pretend to be anything else, she is just a person willing to go into extreme lengths to get clout. Maybe in a way that makes her a troll, just remember that she doesn’t seem like a responsible empathic person either way

    • @juliaaaa817
      @juliaaaa817 Před rokem +20

      im like 99% sure she’s trolling and everyones just too blind to see it LMAO i feel like it’s so obvious

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb Před rokem +17

      I call people like her "honest liars". She's pretty up-front that she's a clout demon and she'll do just about any underhanded tactic to achieve it.

  • @susanboneshateclub9411
    @susanboneshateclub9411 Před 3 lety +5670

    the girl who started the jeffree/kanye rumor being the skinny legend girl is ten times crazier than the actual rumor

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 Před 3 lety +1

      Ohhh..........
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @kelsey6428
      @kelsey6428 Před 3 lety +280

      it’s so weird like i saw the dr phil thing and was so fucking shocked it came like full circle from like a year ago

    • @sophiepollak9514
      @sophiepollak9514 Před 3 lety +156

      When he started playing her song I audibly gasped

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 Před 3 lety +1

      *OMG no way i think i Danny Gonzalez channel, bro it’s crazy here’s a link THIS IS LEGIT* czcams.com/video/xPxgF4K_h7g/video.html

    • @susanboneshateclub9411
      @susanboneshateclub9411 Před 3 lety +75

      I JUST REALIZED THAT SHE'S THE SAME GIRL WHO RYAN TRAHAN INTERVIEWED YEARS AGO IM LOSING MY MIND

  • @jaden_bricker
    @jaden_bricker Před 3 lety +17006

    “I’d rather die hot than live ugly.”
    Keep up that lifestyle and you’ll get neither

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 3 lety +404

      you can be dead on the inside, or dead on the outside.

    • @rayshadow6922
      @rayshadow6922 Před 3 lety +89

      @@manboy4720 outside

    • @einfisch3891
      @einfisch3891 Před 3 lety +146

      This sounds like a threat

    • @victoriaodegaard1
      @victoriaodegaard1 Před 3 lety +373

      You mean she'll die ugly?... I say she's already living ugly with that attitude she carries around with her

    • @tess3000
      @tess3000 Před 3 lety +120

      This comment is breaking my brain what does it mean

  • @gainpowerdishwash
    @gainpowerdishwash Před rokem +25

    oh my god. im rewatching this video now and the "its juicy juicy it eats that lunch" got me dead 💀

  • @esakohaki4308
    @esakohaki4308 Před rokem +25

    The girl is literally the embodiment of "Source? Trust me bro"

  • @erranareve
    @erranareve Před 3 lety +2964

    News Outlets really be like: Ah yes, a credible news source: the girl who licked the toilet seat.

    • @timmyturner5864
      @timmyturner5864 Před 3 lety +37

      Well they do the same in politics but just call it a source in the Whitehouse

    • @meme-bu8qu
      @meme-bu8qu Před 3 lety +6

      Hence why I will side eye news outlets even more than i already do.

    • @gaybutnotthatgay
      @gaybutnotthatgay Před 3 lety +2

      Well, shit. 1,4m

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing Před 3 lety +3

      It's definitely not the first time, nor will it be the last

    • @iliodora25
      @iliodora25 Před 3 lety

      Yes

  • @koibi8796
    @koibi8796 Před 3 lety +2453

    “Hey, who is the girl that started this rumour?”
    “Oh, her name is *Craig.”*

    • @lucasvalencia7923
      @lucasvalencia7923 Před 3 lety +8

      Can I speak to champ?

    • @lisemagic208
      @lisemagic208 Před 3 lety +19

      He didn’t blur her name when it was on Dr Phil’s giant screen 😂

    • @ryoshii2070
      @ryoshii2070 Před 3 lety +13

      15:36 her tiktok user wasn't blurred there lol

    • @Pyram1dd
      @Pyram1dd Před 3 lety +3

      @@lucasvalencia7923 I’m gonna take one for the team
      Champ? Who’s champ?

    • @CarrionPorkus
      @CarrionPorkus Před 3 lety +2

      1000th like

  • @OmuIsJoking
    @OmuIsJoking Před 6 měsíci +8

    I swear the “IM POOPING IM POOPING” killed me 💀💀

  • @justacatwithatophat
    @justacatwithatophat Před 6 měsíci +12

    i sometimes forget that danny isnt a 16 yr old boy who just got his license, but a 20
    something yr old who is happily married. 😭

    • @sughrinihil
      @sughrinihil Před 4 měsíci +3

      And with a kid too.

    • @justacatwithatophat
      @justacatwithatophat Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@sughrinihil HE HAS A KID??

    • @sughrinihil
      @sughrinihil Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@justacatwithatophat
      Yeah, I think he's about 3 months old, if I'm not mistaken.

  • @somenerd..
    @somenerd.. Před 3 lety +14856

    She's the definition of that girl in school who thinks everyone is jealous of her while everyone actually thinks that she's a waste of oxygen.

  • @marieritchie3128
    @marieritchie3128 Před 3 lety +5055

    my worry is that craig looks exactly like every single white girl i’ve ever seen on instagram so her face easily forgettable

    • @proserpinabringerofdeath5935
      @proserpinabringerofdeath5935 Před 3 lety +291

      i literally forgot what Craig’s real name was. thats. thats how forgettable she is. and i watched so her dr phil video.

    • @a_lexybee
      @a_lexybee Před 3 lety +93

      you think she's that forgettable, the principal was walking around school one day (story behind this: my lab partner had to go to the nurse for some reason and the principal saw her leave to go to the nurse) and said "Go back to class!" when the girl sitting at the table next to mine left to go to the bathroom, why? Because they both have long, wavy, blond hair and they're both in athletics so they both had an athletics backpack with them

    • @lucidfangirl1030
      @lucidfangirl1030 Před 3 lety

      @Marine Chuop-Mourareau same

    • @mystory3998
      @mystory3998 Před 3 lety +7

      @@a_lexybee what? What

    • @eee8891
      @eee8891 Před 3 lety +3

      @@a_lexybee now im curious what’s the story

  • @AF0916
    @AF0916 Před rokem +30

    Craig is the personification of "You really thought you did something, huh?"

  • @socksandshoes8033
    @socksandshoes8033 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Imagine the best thing you can pull off on ADDERALL is a fake rumor about two people who will never even know you exist 😂😂😂 "AnD ThAtS oN bEiNg An IcOn"

  • @CotySchwabe
    @CotySchwabe Před 3 lety +4477

    Vampires don’t exist is EXACTLY what a vampire would say...

    • @brunonaiz
      @brunonaiz Před 3 lety +323

      Danny always looked this young, doesn't really age...Just saying

    • @akkinda
      @akkinda Před 3 lety +85

      @@brunonaiz you both are onto something

    • @neeharika422
      @neeharika422 Před 3 lety +13

      Ya…
      I wanna be a vampire

    • @TrafalgarWaterLaw
      @TrafalgarWaterLaw Před 3 lety +98

      His dad is a vampire, a rich one at that

    • @shrxvxni07
      @shrxvxni07 Před 3 lety +6

      @@brunonaiz hollup-

  • @dilshaniweragama1101
    @dilshaniweragama1101 Před 3 lety +2672

    Her parents: mY cHiLd iS fInE >> Sir, your child made a song about laxative teas :/

  • @Yoffai
    @Yoffai Před 9 měsíci +5

    You'd be surprised with the number of 7 year old kids with TikTok. That age, my mom told me that I had to wash my feet whenever I got home or my feet would turn green. I believed that until i was 10.

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Před rokem +20

    If he was an actual vampire, he'd know that vampires don't get burnt in the sun, they're just less powerful during daytime.

    • @korebiis
      @korebiis Před rokem +6

      depends on the myth/story you read. some burn, some are weaker, some just straight up die

    • @skyhideaway
      @skyhideaway Před rokem

      @@korebiis bram stoker's version is the original, as far as I'm aware, and it stated that vampires just got weaker under the sun

    • @korebiis
      @korebiis Před rokem

      @@skyhideaway fair fair. i prefer that version myself

  • @rayvonistired
    @rayvonistired Před 3 lety +1621

    Craig looks like she would wear foundation 7 shade's too dark and then say she has a "really aggressive tan"

    • @mileskerr4125
      @mileskerr4125 Před 3 lety +72

      She would say that in the winter time and when its cloudy with no sun out Edit: thanks for 70 likes

    • @faithbrown3234
      @faithbrown3234 Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah or should would say I have mental problems you shouldn't believe me as an excuse 🤣

    • @cherri.likethefruit
      @cherri.likethefruit Před 3 lety +34

      “i’m 1/32 black on my dad’s side”

    • @emiliachabik1205
      @emiliachabik1205 Před 3 lety +20

      @@cherri.likethefruit "and so I am 100% allowed to say the n-word"

  • @andrewh6581
    @andrewh6581 Před 3 lety +2767

    "Being mentally ill is not an excuse to act like a jackass" - Pete Davidson

    • @charlenemoore4301
      @charlenemoore4301 Před 3 lety +22

      I love that quote from Pete sm

    • @jvbble
      @jvbble Před 3 lety +11

      how is this relevant lmao

    • @IIzanagii
      @IIzanagii Před 3 lety +82

      @@jvbble please say youre joking

    • @nordaj_
      @nordaj_ Před 3 lety +11

      you quoting pete made my day

    • @vibhab191
      @vibhab191 Před 3 lety +7

      Pls 😭 and your pfp makes it even better

  • @LORAX.LOVER.45
    @LORAX.LOVER.45 Před 11 měsíci +11

    9:40 "oh thats my butt" no way I never would've guessed 😨😨😱😱😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  • @andrewjack5755
    @andrewjack5755 Před rokem +13

    She’s so clever she convinced the dumbest people on earth into maybe considering something to be true. There will never another one like her

  • @caspergnosis6665
    @caspergnosis6665 Před 3 lety +2731

    “vampires aren’t real” sounds an awful lot like something a vampire would say 👀

  • @goots4616
    @goots4616 Před 3 lety +1010

    She's the girl who's mean to the protagonist of whatever's trending on Wattpad right now

  • @yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198
    @yoshiyajoshuakiryu3198 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I once knew a guy who had fangs. Like, naturally sharp teeth. But he was legally blind and not at all like a hot topic vampire. 😂 Oh, and my family has those sharp teeth, especially my nephew. ❤

  • @rennicles
    @rennicles Před rokem +7

    Came back to watch some old videos cuz I was bored, but then I had a realisation. I've been watching Danny for 5 years now, and never had the notifications on, just because I don't have them on for anyone. CZcams is muted on every device I have. But then I realised for 5 whole years I have not been truly greg, only greg. Sooooo my notifs are on now, for danny alone. I am proud to call myself truly Greg

  • @marcoruiz5725
    @marcoruiz5725 Před 3 lety +23650

    in conclusion: don’t be a craig, be a greg.

  • @laurynathena5234
    @laurynathena5234 Před 3 lety +2490

    no the fact that everyone believes that Kanye would get with Jeffrey is HILARIOUS

    • @speakenglish5662
      @speakenglish5662 Před 3 lety +4

      Ohhh............
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @plkaso7515
      @plkaso7515 Před 3 lety +32

      @@speakenglish5662 I hate you

    • @oldchannel2652
      @oldchannel2652 Před 3 lety +69

      I'm just saying kanye is wack and nothing that man does surprises me.

    • @elcharro3548
      @elcharro3548 Před 3 lety +25

      Not saying I believe this, but nothing surprises me anymore tbh. Some people are just very curious. But yeah it definitely didnt happen. I hope.

    • @Hey_Jamie
      @Hey_Jamie Před 3 lety +3

      Why? Do you not know who Kanye is?!

  • @IAmKrazyKyle
    @IAmKrazyKyle Před 3 měsíci +3

    Bro!! I had no idea you transitioned to this type of content. I used to LOVE your Vines (RIP 🙌) so I am happy to see that you’re doing well on YT. I have kept up with Cody Ko but most other viners sucked; you were one of the only good ones with legitimately funny content that you put a lot of effort into. Subscribed my brother! Here’s to you.

  • @Bynumite1
    @Bynumite1 Před 9 měsíci +5

    2:33 “My fangs, aren’t retractable, they’re retractable.”

  • @lildufflebag
    @lildufflebag Před 3 lety +8592

    Danny: "Vampires don't exist"
    His dad: *_Literally a vampire_*

    • @CalvinKool-Aid
      @CalvinKool-Aid Před 3 lety +315

      He’s also a mafia boss

    • @CalvinKool-Aid
      @CalvinKool-Aid Před 3 lety +140

      Cuts him checks, then he’s lost in the sauce

    • @CalvinKool-Aid
      @CalvinKool-Aid Před 3 lety +104

      Gave him an arbitrary job cause he had no skills

    • @CalvinKool-Aid
      @CalvinKool-Aid Před 3 lety +104

      Nepotism got him making them bills

    • @smokkey9225
      @smokkey9225 Před 3 lety +102

      @@CalvinKool-Aid Did he mention he can't die? Paler then a motherfuckin' overcast sky only comin' out at night

  • @kaylababcock7175
    @kaylababcock7175 Před 3 lety +1698

    Danny: “vampires... aren’t real”
    Me: but........ vampire dad...

    • @stannct26
      @stannct26 Před 3 lety +25

      Omfg...... NO

    • @rhubarbdude3347
      @rhubarbdude3347 Před 3 lety +68

      _so that was a fucking lie_

    • @lily-up3jy
      @lily-up3jy Před 3 lety +17

      so rich vampire dad... isn't real?..

    • @Serena_724
      @Serena_724 Před 3 lety +12

      *Those bastards lied to me...*

    • @roxyd3772
      @roxyd3772 Před 3 lety +14

      vampire dad:
      baby im not even here 🙈
      im a hallucination 🙈

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před rokem +8

    2:14 “Fangs: not retractable, they come out when I want”
    So…retractable…?

  • @BritneyA-tp5hs
    @BritneyA-tp5hs Před rokem +7

    I'm loving the fact that every comment actually calling her Craig🤣🤣🤣

  • @ladylynx9891
    @ladylynx9891 Před 3 lety +3646

    Craig is literally what boomers think of any young person on any social media in existence

  • @philippabug3631
    @philippabug3631 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I Always watch your videos to Fall asleep, but I end of laughing and therefore Not beeing able to sleep.

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet Před 3 měsíci

      yeah i only watch his to sleep if i’ve taken my insomnia meds lol

  • @CaesarIdles
    @CaesarIdles Před rokem +6

    I love how in one episode his skin burns when he goes outside but all the other ones it doesnt

  • @otakuworld22
    @otakuworld22 Před 3 lety +1496

    "I was getting annoyed that Corona was getting more publicity than me."
    *Craig, there's people that are dying.*

  • @xnaileditx
    @xnaileditx Před 2 lety +2680

    I thought the toilet seat licker, clout chaser, and skinny legend song maker were three different villains omg

    • @staticontheradio2274
      @staticontheradio2274 Před 2 lety +124

      It's the plot twist they're all the same one main antagonist

    • @zedress4836
      @zedress4836 Před 2 lety +127

      Honestly she looked different every single time i saw her and even now after finishing the video i cant even picture her face in my head lmao

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami Před 2 lety +35

      @@zedress4836 same, it's the filters and fillers

    • @snoopy2222
      @snoopy2222 Před 2 lety +7

      i was so surprised yet not when I found out it was her

    • @redberry6395
      @redberry6395 Před 2 lety +3

      I think we might have a supervillain on our hands

  • @olivercharles2930
    @olivercharles2930 Před rokem +2

    If you asked a super powerful AI to create the most narcisittic, annoying and insecure person in the world, it would just give you Craig.

  • @lonely1951
    @lonely1951 Před rokem +2

    Whenever I see this stuff it feels good to remember that there are people living in Nebraska and Montana and Scotland and Mexico and all over the world who just go to work in the morning and pick their kids up from school in the evening and walk their dog and if you even tried to talk about this to them they wouldn’t even get mad about it they just wouldn’t care.

  • @lampshark
    @lampshark Před 3 lety +5826

    “I’m gonna call her Craig”
    Christ, that’s the biggest diss anyone could receive by Danny

    • @hazemhesham6115
      @hazemhesham6115 Před 3 lety +6

      Ohhh..........
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa Před 3 lety +66

      beware craigs.

    • @mycats290
      @mycats290 Před 3 lety +15

      @@isaamaandaa Craig why Craig’s

    • @isaamaandaa
      @isaamaandaa Před 3 lety +8

      @@mycats290 shit the s was a typo sorry.

    • @lampshark
      @lampshark Před 3 lety +31

      @@isaamaandaa Hey, screw you, you got me for a second with your username lol, I really thought for a second someone replied to me before the internet was invented

  • @Gamer-fh8ku
    @Gamer-fh8ku Před 3 měsíci +2

    There was a girl at my school that thought; if there was a tornado and the two options for shelter were a school bus and a ditch with absolutely nothing in or covering it, she’d choose the ditch, unsurprisingly, she got it from tiktok

    • @lynternet
      @lynternet Před 3 měsíci +2

      i wanna hear her out so bad lmfao what was her reasoning

  • @Agape122
    @Agape122 Před rokem +14

    People is jealous of Craig because she has so many laxatives teas.

  • @ElloItsSmee
    @ElloItsSmee Před 2 lety +6805

    This woman has the least memorable face I swear to god

    • @clarebearpostema57
      @clarebearpostema57 Před 2 lety +448

      Honestly fr tho, like after this video if I saw her face again id just say "oh, its another annoying basic lip filling b" (no hate to ppl who get lip fillers, it just doesn't suit her)

    • @ElloItsSmee
      @ElloItsSmee Před 2 lety +273

      It's been a week and I can't remember who I was talking about. So obviously I was correct I think.

    • @telecasr
      @telecasr Před 2 lety +80

      danny isnt a woman

    • @froggycheckers
      @froggycheckers Před 2 lety +49

      @@ElloItsSmee Pause and click this timestamp: 9:34 it's this girl, and I have to agree.
      Edit: You get a better look at her here: 13:28

    • @ebsolsbeerbottle3002
      @ebsolsbeerbottle3002 Před 2 lety +18

      All blondes look the same

  • @clementine5518
    @clementine5518 Před 3 lety +8948

    *Corona virus or not, that's utterly disgusting for anyone to lick a toilet.*

    • @rubesdubes
      @rubesdubes Před 3 lety +43

      she wishes she was Sasha Gray

    • @joeypowers1434
      @joeypowers1434 Před 3 lety +173

      But she bleached it. So it’s ok.

    • @introvertedcrow
      @introvertedcrow Před 3 lety +71

      I don't think toilet seats are even a way of getting corona lmao

    • @depressed_af3763
      @depressed_af3763 Před 3 lety +50

      Thank you for telling me . I'm only 3 minutes in and I'm eating .

    • @aguy5348
      @aguy5348 Před 3 lety +37

      @@introvertedcrow it is but ok

  • @KingPinguofDingu
    @KingPinguofDingu Před 11 měsíci +5

    It's been a while since I've heard of someone that's so vile by being the epitome of what's wrong with social media influencers, and Craig absolutely takes the cake.

  • @goldenwolfae
    @goldenwolfae Před 9 měsíci +2

    i need people to understand that the ideas of dracula came from just a really cruel and weird guy who strung people in his castle and let their blood drain down, it’s so easy to know it’s not real

  • @excuseyou7198
    @excuseyou7198 Před 3 lety +8561

    Lol I’m pretty sure the first guy’s original goal wasn’t to convince people that he’s a vampire, but when people thought he’s was serious, he just went with it.

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 Před 2 lety +156

      I think he wants to look “hot” or something smh 🤦‍♀️

    • @ami2474
      @ami2474 Před 2 lety +497

      Tbh it seems like he was just tryna see how far he could go with it from his overall attitude and tone and stuff, especially in the video where he "shows off" his fangs, eyes, and speedwalking

    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 Před 2 lety +135

      nah hes just roleplaying, there's a lot of people who roleplay on TikTok like that

    • @trustme-8058
      @trustme-8058 Před 2 lety +29

      @@brutus3631 right but why would the comments say “I’m starting to believe you” or stuff like that, I mean atleats he should tell them it’s edited because some people are just that dumb

    • @brutus3631
      @brutus3631 Před 2 lety +117

      @@trustme-8058 i mean it's still views for him, those people are just easy to convince and it's not his fault that they took his obvious skits as truth

  • @kaileyanne4839
    @kaileyanne4839 Před 3 lety +25601

    She literally acts like the ‘mean popular girl’ trope in like Disney channel shows

    • @hazemkaram7111
      @hazemkaram7111 Před 3 lety +4

      Ohhh..........
      czcams.com/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/video.html

    • @hid3f_
      @hid3f_ Před 3 lety +364

      @@hazemkaram7111 can you not?

    • @Orpheus_224
      @Orpheus_224 Před 3 lety +200

      @@hid3f_ bots never stop

    • @panpanmonday3585
      @panpanmonday3585 Před 3 lety +113

      Oh I geuss Disney is accurate well shit

    • @jaimeleschats5543
      @jaimeleschats5543 Před 3 lety +139

      @@riskyy2657 i want to know what this link is but i don't want to click on it.

  • @dolphin8397
    @dolphin8397 Před 10 měsíci +4

    Me after spreading misinformation on the internet:☺️😄🥰

  • @gumbly4174
    @gumbly4174 Před 8 měsíci +4

    People will believe anything, except for scientists.

  • @teagannam
    @teagannam Před 3 lety +1752

    “I’d rather die hot than live ugly” HOLY SHIT LADY ARE U OK

    • @ServingOthers99
      @ServingOthers99 Před 3 lety +117

      narcissism is a helluva drug

    • @sinanaldulaymi4103
      @sinanaldulaymi4103 Před 3 lety +88

      I guess she'll have a long sad life then

    • @freshgreenjello6431
      @freshgreenjello6431 Před 3 lety +46

      That sounds like crippling body issues with extra steps....

    • @ladystoneheart8155
      @ladystoneheart8155 Před 3 lety +74

      Being ugly is incredibly underrated. It forces you to, you know, develop a personality.

    • @mnguyen5497
      @mnguyen5497 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ladystoneheart8155 your comment is the best

  • @20_YEYO_01
    @20_YEYO_01 Před 3 lety +2533

    That guy’s is clearly not a vampire because obviously vampires don’t show up on camera duh