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  • @Danny-Gonzalez
    @Danny-Gonzalez  Před 4 lety +66742

    so it's come to my attention that the second I start making fun of the devil's voice around 2:30, a really soft static noise starts playing in the background. i did not add this in and it stops right when i stop making fun of the devil and in conclusion i will never sleep again.

    • @captain.capybara
      @captain.capybara Před 4 lety +12365

      Danny Gonzalez oh boy you’re cursed

    • @sidneybloch9352
      @sidneybloch9352 Před 4 lety +10595

      Danny Gonzalez good job danny. live stream ur funeral pls /: love u

    • @denizie
      @denizie Před 4 lety +9205

      omg throw the whole devil away

    • @Miahxdaphne
      @Miahxdaphne Před 4 lety +5649

      Danny Gonzalez rip dude

    • @Lily-je6ci
      @Lily-je6ci Před 4 lety +4889

      Oh hell no

  • @ikomadearest7871
    @ikomadearest7871 Před 4 lety +6743

    Baby: * sees man outside *
    Baby: *its mighty morphing time*

  • @andrew-km8rw
    @andrew-km8rw Před 4 lety +4009

    baby: * sees man walking*
    ight imma head out.

  • @muttofanopossum5639
    @muttofanopossum5639 Před rokem +2900

    Here’s a scary story: I lost a sewing needle in my bed while watching this.

  • @swigglyforce5215
    @swigglyforce5215 Před rokem +1564

    the story of the man with babies falling on his head, is true, but they got a lot wrong, and that image is fake. So what happened was, a man was walking on the sidewalk, when suddenly a baby fell out of a window and landed on top of his head. He managed to stop the baby from dying, and the baby survived. Then one year later, he was walking on a different sidewalk, when a different baby fell out a window and on to his head. he also managed to save this baby, but the baby broke a lot of bones and stuff. The man was then nicknamed "The Baby Magnet". That is the real story.

    • @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme
      @nospoonfulofmayonnaiseforme Před rokem +43

      Huh that's interesting

    • @vivishii_
      @vivishii_ Před rokem +225

      “landed on top of his head” i’m imagining the baby just flopping on his head like a towel would

    • @noonelooksatusers
      @noonelooksatusers Před rokem +111

      That makes me happy that 2 babies survived.It’s not very scary coz I’m not a baby and my windows are very small lol

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool Před rokem +86

      Too bad he didn’t get nicknamed the babe magnet.

    • @kreizix
      @kreizix Před 11 měsíci +72

      where is this and why babies keep falling out the windows there

  • @owen-cu6gr
    @owen-cu6gr Před 4 lety +4964

    *Charles Darwin, breathing heavily, drenched in blood after eating every animal on the archipeligo:* "Survival... of... the fittest."

  • @user-fv3qj7xh6r
    @user-fv3qj7xh6r Před 3 lety +8042

    I like how the devil only shut down the tv's in the US and nowhere else

  • @gigicilla7
    @gigicilla7 Před rokem +378

    I'm glad he acknowledged that sometimes kids just say creepy shit because they are weird and they say weird things. A lot of people say "that never happened!!" But sometimes it's just a weird little kid saying weird little kid things they heard on TV or something

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Před 7 měsíci +38

      yeah, kids say weird and creepy shit all the time and a lot of them don't even know what they're saying lol. when i was a kid i told my mom and grandma that i wanted to be a serial killer when i grew up. i thought it was "cereal killer" and that it meant someone who ate a lot of cereal, needless to say they were horrified by what i said and had to calmly explain to me what a serial killer actually was!

    • @aurorasmith745
      @aurorasmith745 Před 5 měsíci +28

      I had a six-year-old ask me why eating people is illegal, and an almost two-year-old tell me that his daddy is in the vents. I work in a daycare.

  • @jozefienvoets2744
    @jozefienvoets2744 Před rokem +201

    “Mr sandman….stole all my sand”
    This made me laugh to the point of choking on my own saliva

    • @snailb0y
      @snailb0y Před měsícem +1

      that’s what happened to the old outro song 😔

  • @candacenicole7972
    @candacenicole7972 Před 4 lety +9492

    I’m upset when the “mayor” showed up it wasn’t Kurtis

  • @kayleewilson3540
    @kayleewilson3540 Před 4 lety +9199

    “the devil’s really shy”
    hoW QuiRKy oF hiM 😝😝

  • @informalnarwhals
    @informalnarwhals Před 9 měsíci +116

    6;37 is for real the best reality check. if ever im grappling w reality, i remember danny's 'i taught myself everything' logic and feel grounded again ♥

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Před 7 měsíci +5

      i am inside your walls. if you hear scratching or heavy breathing within the walls at night, go back to sleep as if nothing ever happened. see you at midnight. :)

    • @informalnarwhals
      @informalnarwhals Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@negligible_reality hope you dont mind mst3k repeats then lol

    • @sleepyrose69
      @sleepyrose69 Před 6 měsíci +22

      ​@@negligible_realityhey maybe don’t say that to people who grapple with serious derealization issues or issues with delusions, i’ve dealt with some delusions before and it can be a terrible thing to say especially online where you cannot discern tone.

    • @yowieyahoo
      @yowieyahoo Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@negligible_realitypay rent or gtfo

    • @projecty.b.t.f.c
      @projecty.b.t.f.c Před měsícem +4

      If you're reading the top reply at it's scaring you, just know nothing can really be in your walls. You probably have cavity wall insulation which leaves basically no room for a living thing. Even if there was something in there, it's kind of just trapped there. It's just dark in there and it can't exactly reach you. You're safe

  • @crystalgoddess4085
    @crystalgoddess4085 Před 8 měsíci +38

    The "Troxler Effect" is real, but it's nothing too extreme, it is mostly stuff like the shifting and distortion of facial features, it's more effective in the dark.

  • @basicallystevenuniverse511
    @basicallystevenuniverse511 Před 3 lety +8471

    Missing sand is terrifying, that’s why I count every grain of sand everyday all day, to make sure none are missing.

    • @illegalpancakes9289
      @illegalpancakes9289 Před 3 lety +171

      How many grains have you counted?

    • @Broccolie
      @Broccolie Před 3 lety +401

      @@illegalpancakes9289 at least five

    • @43dotpng
      @43dotpng Před 3 lety +91

      same...im on 10^60

    • @43dotpng
      @43dotpng Před 3 lety +92

      @@the_floridian_human2603 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK IM SO SCARED

    • @the_floridian_human2603
      @the_floridian_human2603 Před 3 lety +61

      @Cattail lord i don't know! But if we don't find it we're next in the chainsaw chair!

  • @bopha9276
    @bopha9276 Před 3 lety +2872

    “What parent keeps chucking their baby out the window?”
    Hera.

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway Před rokem +832

    I love that the story about the baby falling said that "the man survived" as if he could have been killed by a baby falling on him.

    • @candlecove7590
      @candlecove7590 Před rokem +165

      tbh i imagine i would probably die or be severely concussed if a 10lb 4oz human baby fell directly on my head at 5mph

    • @Cowboy-Bi-bop
      @Cowboy-Bi-bop Před rokem +75

      I mean yeah he probably could have

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry Před rokem +9

      @@candlecove7590 you know 5mph isn’t that fast right-

    • @gilbert4394
      @gilbert4394 Před rokem +87

      An 8 pound weight falling from an unspecified amount of stories onto someone’s head? Do you actually believe that would cause no damage? Jesus

    • @gilbert4394
      @gilbert4394 Před rokem +32

      Imagine the baby’s skull making contact with the man’s skull. That would be like both having a baseball lobbed at their head. Do you know how anything works?

  • @ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu
    @ComacVRGoofy-mr9gu Před 8 měsíci +52

    “Oh Frick not again, I call this one the chainsaw chair” had me dying💀💀

  • @2m8o15
    @2m8o15 Před 4 lety +2043

    Its actually called “Troxler’s Fading” where if you stare at a particular thing for an extended period of time it seems to move
    Its an optical illusion

    • @piggycounticecream
      @piggycounticecream Před 4 lety +82

      Lizzy Baby no wonder why whenever I look at my ceiling it starts to move and that I’m not high all the time

    • @2m8o15
      @2m8o15 Před 4 lety +52

      PiggyCountIcecream nah brah, youre stoned😂😂😂

    • @piggycounticecream
      @piggycounticecream Před 4 lety +5

      Lizzy Baby oh-

    • @blanketion7961
      @blanketion7961 Před 4 lety +11

      Lizzy Baby lmao my ceiling has a weird design so yea ig when i look at it too long it starts moving

    • @reni5941
      @reni5941 Před 4 lety +3

      Lizzy Baby this happens with my bathroom carpet

  • @e.n8461
    @e.n8461 Před 3 lety +6506

    I was so scared After reading the alligator story, that I never went into an alligator's mouth for weeks.

    • @kathleenbryan9830
      @kathleenbryan9830 Před 3 lety +387

      So sad 😔 hope you’re in a better place now, one with more alligator mouths for you to crawl your way into 😚🥰

    • @cherrish1615
      @cherrish1615 Před 3 lety +249

      Holy crap man, only for weeks?
      i'm still not jumping into alligator mouths because of that spine chilling story

    • @cherrish1615
      @cherrish1615 Před 3 lety +29

      @@kathleenbryan9830 yeah fr

    • @inugamiwang9704
      @inugamiwang9704 Před 3 lety +105

      I can't even look at an alligator now

    • @yqbzrxs
      @yqbzrxs Před 3 lety +8

      Why would you do that anyway

  • @micahfoley9572
    @micahfoley9572 Před rokem +84

    back in the day, there was a market for baby playpens that hung on the outside of your window like a planter. So that one is actually more believable than it seems.

    • @kh6853
      @kh6853 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Why would you want that?

    • @micahfoley9572
      @micahfoley9572 Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@kh6853 I think it may have been a depression era invention. My understanding is that it was mostly targeted at people living in very small city apartments, giving them a place for their baby to hang out and get "fresh air" without taking up valuable space inside. And if you figure the walls were very thin, putting the crying outside instead of inside where it bothered all your neighbors was probably a plus too.
      There are some pretty amazing b&w pics of these insane things online if you're interested in a new meme template lol

  • @iqbalbahar3583
    @iqbalbahar3583 Před rokem +25

    The Troxler Effect is true. What they failed to mention though was the room has to be dim. Our brain tries to find things in the mirror so because of the shadows it goes
    “Hehehe spoopy shadow man”

  • @fruityfish4623
    @fruityfish4623 Před 4 lety +2153

    Everyone’s TV’s: static murmur
    The Devil: ASMR

    • @CristinaB228
      @CristinaB228 Před 4 lety +65

      "Hi, my name is the Devil and welcome to my youtube channel" 😅

    • @anaisolivia145
      @anaisolivia145 Před 4 lety +33

      the devils out here eating honeycomb what a legend 😔👊🏻

    • @zani2693
      @zani2693 Před 23 dny +3

      So the Devil invented ASMR? That’s it, ASMR is demonic!

  • @robi1030
    @robi1030 Před 3 lety +3056

    That guy that the baby kept falling on was probably just like
    “Ugh it’s the baby again”

  • @vikaaaaaa
    @vikaaaaaa Před rokem +23

    8:50 I may be wrong, but I’m pretty sure this story is actually true.
    The family did try to scrub the faces off of the floor, but it didn’t work. The faces would start to look more and more like an actual face as time went on, and eventually they disappeared. This continued for a while. When they cut the cement out, the face stopped forming, and didn’t disappear, leaving the stain as it was. There’s some more details I’ve forgotten, but it really is an interesting story.

  • @izceray
    @izceray Před 4 lety +21556

    The Martian one is scary because they probably wear size 13 nikes, men's size 13 nikes.

    • @dgdlovebot
      @dgdlovebot Před 4 lety +145

      Lol

    • @addangel
      @addangel Před 4 lety +840

      I understood and enjoyed this reference

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu Před 4 lety +658

      lol I wonder how the weather is up there

    • @kitwarrior4life124
      @kitwarrior4life124 Před 4 lety +59

      AAAAAAAAAH!

    • @belle6624
      @belle6624 Před 4 lety +421

      Bruh the martians life must be so hard, why can't the martians find a species taller than them ugggh

  • @nataliemoreira6594
    @nataliemoreira6594 Před 3 lety +2885

    When the mom throws the baby out of the window
    The mom: "bimbo flying, somebody catch her"

  • @experiences7872
    @experiences7872 Před rokem +99

    The troxler effect is very real, works WAY better in a dark room though.

  • @witchychris5244
    @witchychris5244 Před 11 měsíci +18

    Gotta be honest, if the time traveler thing was public before 2018, and I happened to have a baby coming with the last name Beck… I’d name it Jaynou Oliver just to freak out the science community

  • @tyrabarton6530
    @tyrabarton6530 Před 4 lety +1298

    "I'm a hoe for Halloween" alright Danny, I see the subtle hints

  • @Lampey22
    @Lampey22 Před 2 lety +4207

    3:03 Troxler effect is something real, but it’s not when you see a scary version of yourself in the mirror because your brain is bored! It’s when you look at a spot and focus on it, everything around it slowly vanishes and you only be able to see the spot you were focusing, unless you look somewhere else

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord Před 2 lety +326

      Yeah I highly doubt that there is a psychological effect that can force your brain to reenact a scene from a cheesy old horror movie.

    • @Nitrolord
      @Nitrolord Před 2 lety +264

      @@henrybattrell4784 extremely helpful comment, thank you so much for your insight!

    • @mischiefmakerdewdrop
      @mischiefmakerdewdrop Před 2 lety +68

      that happens to me when it's really dark at night.

    • @eden2918
      @eden2918 Před 2 lety +13

      @@mischiefmakerdewdrop same

    • @bluie495
      @bluie495 Před 2 lety +43

      Yeah one time i was staring at my self in the mirror and i slowly started smiling in like a disturbing way, im tempted to make a whattpad thing about it but its. Bad. But yeah I’ll probably do that- good bye now.

  • @GibusWearingMann
    @GibusWearingMann Před rokem +16

    shame on that time traveller for sharing random presidential trivia instead of the world-changing pandemic apocalypse that would commence in two short years

  • @luluchanandetsi
    @luluchanandetsi Před 5 měsíci +7

    "the devil's really shy" my favorite phrase now

  • @laneybossi
    @laneybossi Před 3 lety +4399

    pov: you're a baby and you fell on me, your vampire dad

  • @idk_wtf_i_am_
    @idk_wtf_i_am_ Před 4 lety +1501

    "Mr.Sandman stole all my sand."
    ~Danny Gonzalez 2019

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 Před 4 lety +9

      Emily Du Toit and all his future Adsense for all of his now older videos

    • @slatt674
      @slatt674 Před 4 lety +11

      “Why are there so many quotes?”
      ~Cyprius

    • @Neon-vh3pe
      @Neon-vh3pe Před 4 lety +3

      “Copyright strike him.” -UMG

    • @dweagon
      @dweagon Před 4 lety +1

      Damn it sand man

  • @heyitspsych
    @heyitspsych Před 5 měsíci +6

    I love the little detail in 5:04 where there is a picture on the tv behind Danny

  • @Dallas_-lx6vj
    @Dallas_-lx6vj Před rokem +79

    An actual spoopy fact is that on September 11th, 2001, Seth Mcfarlin (Family Guy creator) missed his flight because he was hungover. the same plane that crashed into the 2nd tower that morning. He almost became a victim on 9/11 just by pure luck.
    Also, the famous scene from All Quite on the Western Front (1930) with a French soldier trying to pull himself up with a barbed wire fence only to get blown up and have his dismembered hands still clenching the wire, was put there because one of the soldiers working on the movie remembers it while peeking his head over the trench after the French retreated to see 2 hands still holding on ( this is not spoopy more like movie trivia that I remembered after watching Wendigoons video on the move it's a good video and I recommend if your into creepy stuff)

    • @rodrigolefever2426
      @rodrigolefever2426 Před rokem +7

      I think someone who worked at pixar also missed a flight in 911 that was hijaked

    • @violentsponge2657
      @violentsponge2657 Před rokem +7

      Moral of the first story is always get blackout drunk the night before your flight 😊

    • @Personngl
      @Personngl Před 9 měsíci +5

      I'm pretty sure the iron man actor was also hungover and missed 9/11 same with other popular people

  • @jojosnans
    @jojosnans Před 4 lety +1646

    TVs: *shut down *
    People: Ah Yes, clearly that’s satan

  • @xandram4715
    @xandram4715 Před 4 lety +15043

    "When you stare at yourself you see a scarier version of yourself."
    Danny sees drew

    • @raz1338
      @raz1338 Před 4 lety +42

      IttocsamA 23 💀

    • @kaelaus
      @kaelaus Před 4 lety +373

      Drew:*see’s Danny*
      Danny:well hello
      Drew:HeLlO :)
      Danny: 0.o

    • @talia4868
      @talia4868 Před 4 lety +166

      more like he sees craig

    • @justwannafreefx9419
      @justwannafreefx9419 Před 4 lety +192

      No no, Danny and Drew both see Kurtis

    • @johannaerl3050
      @johannaerl3050 Před 4 lety +95

      Drew sees John Mulaney

  • @user-zi1sc6bi1v
    @user-zi1sc6bi1v Před 7 měsíci +10

    12:09 fun fact right here: a dentist invented cotton candy lmao

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron Před rokem +37

    I probably rewound that hilarious “man, FUCK!” at 10:20 about 1,020 times

  • @lilyrain8628
    @lilyrain8628 Před 4 lety +1489

    Wife: *looks out window*
    *sees man*
    Wife: Honey.. go get the baby.

  • @sophiab6239
    @sophiab6239 Před 4 lety +4003

    Danny: *too lazy to google whether it’s true or not*
    Also Danny: *makes a whole skit about it*

    • @laintripp
      @laintripp Před 4 lety +10

      😂 I was gonna comment that but I checked to see if someone else did 😂 nice job

    • @miriamfuchs1065
      @miriamfuchs1065 Před 4 lety +1

      Sophia Bellini

    • @paarthania3694
      @paarthania3694 Před 4 lety +4

      @@laintripp yeah she commented the same thing 1 day after me and got all credits xD

    • @somekidwithacomputer2939
      @somekidwithacomputer2939 Před 4 lety

      Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha yes he dum dum dum dum dum

    • @convictpf
      @convictpf Před 4 lety +4

      s t o l e n

  • @maisie4514
    @maisie4514 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Is anyone else rewatching all of Danny's spooky videos for spooky month?

  • @ha4tolover
    @ha4tolover Před 7 měsíci +8

    its 10/9/23, its been four years. still love coming back and watching these old videos, so glad that danny has kept his content similar becuz i will never get tired of it!

    • @froggarolli-Stolitz
      @froggarolli-Stolitz Před měsícem +2

      16/3/24 and I'm back rewatching this too. sup Greg

    • @ha4tolover
      @ha4tolover Před měsícem

      sup greg, im still around B)@@froggarolli-Stolitz

  • @FightFlix_
    @FightFlix_ Před 4 lety +5428

    Danny Gonzalez: mutters the word “sandman”
    Danny Gonzalez: gets copyright striked

    • @AlekaiCottontail4711
      @AlekaiCottontail4711 Před 4 lety +68

      I miss the old outro but the new ones good too

    • @maryy2077
      @maryy2077 Před 4 lety +8

      Ice_ Butter1823 hey, no big deal, but his last name has two z

    • @catfaceman1669
      @catfaceman1669 Před 4 lety +33

      My last name is GONZALEZ and I hate it whenever people spell it with an S at the end. Just look at the channel name!.

    • @taylrorol
      @taylrorol Před 4 lety +8

      The “s” and the end on Gonzalez that you put cracks me up

    • @benaronson2410
      @benaronson2410 Před 4 lety +3

      @@catfaceman1669 same

  • @kurtis_town
    @kurtis_town Před 2 lety +4825

    is everybody gonna ignore the fact that the search bar suggested “did buzz and woody kiss”?

  • @larsonpiano6420
    @larsonpiano6420 Před 6 měsíci +3

    2:55 not kidding, this actually happens to me and I’ve heard it happens to other people. The left picture is a surprisingly accurate depiction of what the reflections look like.

  • @Mx.muffin
    @Mx.muffin Před 8 měsíci +12

    The thing with the mirror where you start to see something scary is actually real to an extent, but it's not because your brain is bored. It's when you stare at yourself for long enough in the mirror while in the dark, your brain starts getting paranoid and starts making you "see" scary stuff. I assume that this would intensify depending on what you believe or if you're scared of the dark.

  • @sydneyatkins6757
    @sydneyatkins6757 Před 7 měsíci +24

    danny saying october is his favorite month and now he’s expecting his first child in october 😭🫶

  • @dearevanhamilton
    @dearevanhamilton Před 4 lety +3898

    “Are we sure that this kid didn’t just see...
    A _tree?”_

  • @dti6342
    @dti6342 Před 3 lety +3262

    Fun fact: Charles Darwin didnt have pets. He had dinner.

    • @gracemodeoof4676
      @gracemodeoof4676 Před 3 lety +5

      Yh ik that

    • @deadchannel9999
      @deadchannel9999 Před 3 lety +35

      Why WHY WHYYYYYY! I hate Charles Darwin for eating his pets That he soposedly LOVED 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429
      @canyatellmehowtogettosesam6429 Před 3 lety +10

      Me:Wait does ewok count as a pet
      *Charles Darwin smashes through door*
      Me:Oh oh god no noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooöooooooooooooooooo

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 Před 3 lety +26

      @Draven White Fun fact: facts are fun without the fun and fact.

    • @KB-nq8zb
      @KB-nq8zb Před 3 lety +3

      *Ppkjjjzaae*

  • @shreksirlsoulmate2917
    @shreksirlsoulmate2917 Před rokem +3

    "It starts to cool down"
    October in Canada: ❄️❄️⛄❄☃⛄❄️

  • @iloveboobies0614
    @iloveboobies0614 Před rokem +3

    I GOT AN AD RIGHT AFTER HE SAID "i guess this so would be scary if i was a fuckin.. **Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Powers through tough stains.**

  • @akiakichan
    @akiakichan Před 4 lety +1205

    the true fear in Danny's eyes when he realized that he falsely stated that Charles Darwin ate the ass of finches.

  • @easterbunny8291
    @easterbunny8291 Před 3 lety +2171

    “He would become president in 2082”
    Well at least we know we’re making it past 2020

    • @luistowersss
      @luistowersss Před 3 lety +13

      😂😂😂😂

    • @NorthernGreenEyes
      @NorthernGreenEyes Před 3 lety +7

      Haha XD

    • @mike_wasosky5809
      @mike_wasosky5809 Před 3 lety +23

      *we won't all*

    • @erinjackson8119
      @erinjackson8119 Před 3 lety +11

      Fiona's Procreate Life I don’t think any of us will truly be alive

    • @TheMangomelon789
      @TheMangomelon789 Před 3 lety +30

      There isn't a presidential election scheduled for 2082 anyway, unless the election system changes between now and then. That said, considering the conspiracy indicates the person will be the 56th president that also means that there are 12 presidents between now and then (including Trump and assuming no assassinations or other extenuating circumstances). Doing the math, that only allows for 4 two-term presidents between the current year and then. That's 8 one term presidents (a heck of a lot considering most in history have gotten two terms). Maybe we'll get lucky and Trump will be one of them, lol. Also, maybe we should be worried, haha. Why tell us only that one thing? Unless... maybe Jaynou is evil and becomes president because he is VP or further down the line of ascension and he assassinates the real president and everyone else before him in the hierarchy. That would explain the 2082 start date for his presidency... but not the word "elected" in the meme. Hm........
      Have I wildly over thought a fake internet "fact"? Why yes, yes I have.

  • @whytho9728
    @whytho9728 Před 7 měsíci +4

    Cute that he says october is his fav month and thats when his first kid will be born

  • @jeridon6081
    @jeridon6081 Před 7 měsíci +2

    9:10 also, rhe fast that Danny didn't mention how fucking insane it would be to have a Kitchen Floor that is just raw and un-tiled/paneled concrete like its a manufacturing warehouse

  • @gusqoi
    @gusqoi Před 4 lety +9342

    danny: i’m too lazy to google it
    also danny: makes a short film about the mayor stealing the floor

  • @sirprincesslulu
    @sirprincesslulu Před 4 lety +982

    "I'm too lazy to look up if this is true"
    *proceeds to write, act out, and record an entire sketch about if it was true*

  • @PixelCat6000
    @PixelCat6000 Před rokem +13

    The hangman one just made me laugh

  • @VincentCivitano
    @VincentCivitano Před rokem +5

    I love how the Russian child said that there were tall aliens who breath co2 on a different planet. Sounds an awful lot like the Na’vi in avatar. Giant aliens who breath carbon dioxide on a different planet.

  • @kiiddoskrap443
    @kiiddoskrap443 Před 3 lety +8366

    i’ve got paranoid personality disorder and the “what if you’re just hallucinating every other person” thought is a common delusion of mine. danny rationalizing it and saying it would be really cool if you taught yourself everything always makes me laugh and calm down, so i like to come back to this video every time i have an episode :P

    • @sweetsunia
      @sweetsunia Před 3 lety +179

      :D

    • @a.a.g.h.1679
      @a.a.g.h.1679 Před 3 lety +136

      Oh nice

    • @obitouchihaswife9833
      @obitouchihaswife9833 Před 3 lety +544

      I don’t actually know what paranoid personality disorder is, but I’m happy something is helping you with it

    • @rainaricketts461
      @rainaricketts461 Před 3 lety +341

      i’m so glad you have a coping mechanism that works well for you 🙂💛💛

    • @vrpbk
      @vrpbk Před 3 lety +84

      Wait is that a disorder? I thought i was just crazy

  • @Lemilie
    @Lemilie Před 4 lety +700

    The troxler effect is misrepresented. It actually is that when you stare at a point for a while, the surrounding area will visually fade away

  • @mcbeeftarts
    @mcbeeftarts Před 9 měsíci +4

    Here's a scary story: My shimeji stole a thumbnail, I didn't notice until I glanced over and saw Craig holding a picture of Hitler.

  • @CarolineCalvano
    @CarolineCalvano Před 2 měsíci +2

    i love that the mayor is differentiated with a pink plastic combo hat

  • @elsypie9834
    @elsypie9834 Před 4 lety +555

    Kid: Oh, like the dead guy in our basement.
    Dad: *Thought I got rid of that thing.*

    • @tree7887
      @tree7887 Před 4 lety +2

      *Mom walks Into the room* Wait, Whos that? I D O N T H A V E A M O M

  • @eyevee85
    @eyevee85 Před 4 lety +3069

    Scary story: dolphin man not finding a new friend 😭

  • @mali9707
    @mali9707 Před rokem +2

    Danny: “I guess this would be scary to me if i was-“
    Ad: “SIMPLY PIANO?”

  • @mr.pumpkinpie4366
    @mr.pumpkinpie4366 Před rokem

    3:05 yes, this is true. The thing is, it doesn't necessarily become a "scary version" of yourself. You'll just start seeing things that might've not been there before.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland Před 4 lety +12144

    The only thing that scares me is knowing there is an alternate universe out there where Danny's channel is called _Daniel Gonzalez._

  • @fandomgodmother4903
    @fandomgodmother4903 Před 4 lety +1423

    Danny: Did they really think we wouldn’t look it up?”
    Also Danny: “were the fastest growing army on CZcams don’t look it up”

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 Před 4 lety +45

      But the fact said look it up and it was false, Danny says not to look it up and it is true

    • @josie310
      @josie310 Před 4 lety +1

      @Okay. Aye don’t look it up 🤦‍♀️😯

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 Před 4 lety +1

      Okay. Aye that's cause it's true. but don't look it up

    • @lotheeus
      @lotheeus Před 3 lety

      @@k3tr1n48 @K3tr1n4 but why should her , we all know it's true, but we don't ever look it up
      NEVER
      not, that we doubt it or anything like that... It's just not worth it.
      Because honestly, we all know it's true. and if one of us feel the need to check it out, that's mean he/she don't have enough confidence to take it as an absolute indisputable facts nor does he/she has enough trust in Danny's word.
      And both of these characteristics does not belong to one of us GREGS.
      it's more fitting for...
      😱🤮CRAIGS🤮😱
      and as you all know our motto in GREGS HQ:
      Which is something along the line of:
      "long live the glorious GREGS ,and may the CRAIGS burn in hell eternally"

  • @leeventer3495
    @leeventer3495 Před rokem +6

    12:34 AGAIN!!??

  • @Elfieee13
    @Elfieee13 Před 11 měsíci +12

    10:37 I’m pretty sure this actually happened in Florida and it was “fuck dem gators” don’t wanna mess up mans last words✌🏻✨

  • @mono.isgtds
    @mono.isgtds Před 4 lety +1972

    Imagine waking up and someone stole the beach.

    • @fxx5970
      @fxx5970 Před 4 lety +101

      "MOM, WHERE'D THE BEACH GO?"

    • @trevorbatchelor3269
      @trevorbatchelor3269 Před 4 lety +47

      Imagine bro just...............water

    • @johnnydracaena6052
      @johnnydracaena6052 Před 4 lety +61

      Homie stole a chunk of the wholeass continental plate

    • @ray-the-lame
      @ray-the-lame Před 4 lety +3

      “Yep this is mine now”

    • @woomylover2006
      @woomylover2006 Před 4 lety +14

      God dammit not again “MUM THE BEACH WAS STOLEN” “god dammit it’s the 10th TIME THIS WEEK”

  • @leifsoup
    @leifsoup Před rokem +7

    I was there when all the TVs shut down, I was actually able to hear what the devil said, I think what he said was along the lines of,
    "We're here to talk to you about your car's extended warranty"

  • @humanoidshone2413
    @humanoidshone2413 Před rokem +8

    8:00 it’s an anniversary

  • @rudefuxers
    @rudefuxers Před 4 lety +732

    TV: *murmers*
    Everyone: Yep. That's the Devil.

  • @oshy2128
    @oshy2128 Před 4 lety +1050

    “I’m to lazy to google wether this is real or not”
    *makes a whole f-ing drama scene about chopping your floor open and your mayor creeping in your house and stealing your floor*

  • @tri-sapien6487
    @tri-sapien6487 Před rokem +3

    Even if the Buuz Aldrin story was true, it could be the same case as with eye witnesses. They truly believe they saw something when they actually didn't.

  • @kenskitchen
    @kenskitchen Před rokem +1

    About the faces of Belmez,
    It takes place in a small town in Spain called Belmez. A face appeared on the floor in someone’s house, they tried to scrub off the face, but it wouldn’t come out, and THEN they took a pickaxe to the floor and then another face appeared a week later. Word about this spread throughout the town, which is why the mayor came and took a chunk of it lmao.

  • @365MRYOLO
    @365MRYOLO Před 4 lety +907

    *Guy just casually walking down the street*
    Baby: It’s morphing time.

    • @chiaraisanarwal9797
      @chiaraisanarwal9797 Před 4 lety +5

      itsyaboi BIGD *morph by twenty one pilots starts playing*

    • @echogamer1871
      @echogamer1871 Před 4 lety +3

      Ben ten theme plays*

    • @shitilostmyfish8367
      @shitilostmyfish8367 Před 4 lety +1

      *im weezing*

    • @ferretsoda6690
      @ferretsoda6690 Před 4 lety +3

      Ugh, I hate it when my baby morphs

    • @DONFOREVER
      @DONFOREVER Před 4 lety

      If u like Kendrick Earl Sweatshirt Joey Badass or Dragon ball z then u might like this.
      czcams.com/video/c8WxDZGJz3w/video.html

  • @dr.zoidberg3928
    @dr.zoidberg3928 Před 3 lety +1568

    Charles Darwin was just trying to get the Minecraft acheivement

  • @nobody_wants_me9906
    @nobody_wants_me9906 Před 6 měsíci

    4 years later and im STILL eating this up ik quotes from it and everything

  • @Thereischeeseindeed
    @Thereischeeseindeed Před 7 měsíci +1

    Rewatching this in spooky season is my favorite

  • @shyyluv802
    @shyyluv802 Před 4 lety +1986

    Don’t you just hate it when your mayor steals the floor?

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 Před 4 lety +25

      Peppa Pig it’s the worst

    • @doll1ly
      @doll1ly Před 4 lety +24

      Happens only to often..

    • @fxx5970
      @fxx5970 Před 4 lety +21

      really sucks, he just can't get his own floor

    • @lemon_aidz5391
      @lemon_aidz5391 Před 4 lety +19

      Yeah he just won't stop. It's driving me insane

    • @JenniferM0427
      @JenniferM0427 Před 4 lety +13

      i thought i was the only one!

  • @idk-uk8gp
    @idk-uk8gp Před 4 lety +652

    when he said “mAn FuCk ThAt AlLiGaToR”
    i felt that 👊😔

  • @krissyburke5050
    @krissyburke5050 Před rokem +1

    I’ve watched a couple of your videos over the years, love Elijah Daniel and your feature on “IHATEMETOO” but just didn’t get into it. However, since last week I’ve been absolutely enamored by your content, it’s the only thing getting me through both my laptop and television breaking. I’ve become full on Greg- subscribed to both your channels and I’ve probably watched over fifty of your videos

  • @CocoaBffsyt
    @CocoaBffsyt Před 7 měsíci +2

    15:55 I know this is old but you don’t know how happy I was when I saw Kentucky on there 😭

  • @user-sd5kw1nt9c
    @user-sd5kw1nt9c Před 4 lety +702

    Charles Darwin: *exists*
    Animals: *sweat nervously*

    • @charitysellman5679
      @charitysellman5679 Před 4 lety +23

      Chuckles, I'm in danger

    • @cheese1010
      @cheese1010 Před 4 lety +3

      *Oh shit I’m a dog now. Well, Woof woof*

    • @Mrlaggy99
      @Mrlaggy99 Před 4 lety +4

      Charles Darwin: I'm gonna do what they call a pro gamer move.

  • @bradean2781
    @bradean2781 Před 4 lety +1900

    Everyone’s TV’s: “Static Noise”
    The Devil:
    “murmur”

  • @user-qj1ik2te8p
    @user-qj1ik2te8p Před 7 měsíci

    What are the odds of this??
    I LOVE your videos!!

  • @asherrock08
    @asherrock08 Před měsícem

    3:00 yeah I stared at my ceiling for a while trying to fall asleep and little bumps in the ceiling started appearing and moving around but when I turned on my side and back, there was nothing

  • @wasteland.baby.
    @wasteland.baby. Před 2 lety +3554

    I’m sorry but the image of Charles Darwin,a renowned explorer and scientist,sprinting through the jungle devouring every living thing in sight is so funny to me

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 Před rokem +43

      It is a pretty funny image.

    • @real944
      @real944 Před rokem +16

      straight up stole and changed the comment above yours

    • @jocelynecupcake
      @jocelynecupcake Před rokem +8

      If he was anything like how they portrayed him in Pirates band of the misfits (terrible movie btw) I can see it.

    • @Darin15846
      @Darin15846 Před rokem +41

      @@real944 the idea of stealing a comment is just dumb. People can have similar opinions and write it in the same comment section, yknow? By your logic, your comment is also stolen

    • @giornogiovanna3477
      @giornogiovanna3477 Před rokem +10

      @@jocelynecupcake Pirates Band of Misfits is a good movie tho

  • @halliefritsch
    @halliefritsch Před 3 lety +2469

    for the time traveler one, 2082 is not even an election year

    • @TheJohn327
      @TheJohn327 Před 2 lety +218

      He procrastinated

    • @gayconfusedandsad8630
      @gayconfusedandsad8630 Před 2 lety +166

      It could be if something happened to a president and there had to be an early election

    • @zb1nctenha
      @zb1nctenha Před 2 lety +65

      maybe they'll change it in the future 😟

    • @Dantomer
      @Dantomer Před 2 lety +27

      2085 is the date the election year

    • @noneofyourbusiness2854
      @noneofyourbusiness2854 Před 2 lety +35

      @@Dantomer wouldn’t it be 2084 or 2086?

  • @johnp2883
    @johnp2883 Před rokem +4

    11:25 lmfao Phineas and Ferb stole it to make their backyard Beach

  • @oliver_garden16
    @oliver_garden16 Před rokem +1

    watching this on oct 1, 2022 really hots home to spooky season bit

  • @carlybarker6180
    @carlybarker6180 Před 3 lety +1223

    old ppl when the tv shuts down: *S A T A N*

    • @anushka5912
      @anushka5912 Před 3 lety +7

      LOL

    • @weng8635
      @weng8635 Před 3 lety +10

      SATAN IS HERE

    • @YitocukKilic
      @YitocukKilic Před 3 lety +15

      THE END IS NEAR, THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME! QUICK, INTO THE BUNKER!

    • @Equa11ysurl
      @Equa11ysurl Před 3 lety +9

      THE WORLD IS ENDING! TELL THE CHILDREN! WE HAVE DISGRACED GOD! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    • @obamafunnyman6357
      @obamafunnyman6357 Před 3 lety +6

      You misspelled click bait youtubers

  • @goldberg91
    @goldberg91 Před rokem +1

    there should be a meter on how serious stuff is based on how seriously this dude reacts to it

  • @froggarolli-Stolitz
    @froggarolli-Stolitz Před měsícem

    Greg coming back rewatching old videos and wanted to say that the mirror thing is absolutely true, if I look in the mirror for longer than a couple of seconds and it starts morphing into really freaky stuff, like I'm a completely different person and I'm sick and a little non-human. I described it as a Harpy before, but I don't think that makes sense? 😅😅

  • @ieatedgod
    @ieatedgod Před 3 lety +4498

    Danny: sometimes they’re worded really poorly,
    My mind: let’s together bath