r/VaxxHappened | Vaccines Now Cause Cancer Apparently | Episode 2
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3 things that never get old:
1) Anti-vaxx kids
2) Making fun of them
3) This joke
it took me a good second to get what you said but now this is the best joke I have seen.
You can’t forget their kids!
4) anti-vaxx kids
When I wrote anti-vaxxers, I meant anti-vaxx kids, I corrected it a couple of weeks ago
69 likes lmao
Me: *is vaccinated*
Also me: *is not autistic and is cancer free*
Anti vax moms: Wait, that’s illegal.
Same
I have asthma. iT MuSt be BEcAuSE oF tHe VacCiNEs!!
Heeeeeyyy
Mariska Pilichowski I may have autism but at least I won’t die of smallpox
Me: Has autism and is vaccinated
Also me: Has an amazing immune system and has never had anything worse than a viral infection
Anti vaxxers: VEGETABLE
Child sneaking out to do drugs
2009: Crack
2019: Vaccines
*2010: mariajuana
2020:mariajuana*
In every country minors should be allowed to get the vaccine against the parents will because the vaccine makes sure they dont die from a rust metal corner they might slice they're toe against
2020: corona
@@Alwayseepy but the knowledge is mostly passed by parents and haven't you seen kids in anti vaccination protest
So your idea may not work
@@anuraagsaxena7942 but then they're not going to go get vaxxed against their parents will. There's an absolute LEGEND that did get vaxxed without his parents consent. So it'd work, and it'd work for the right people.
Me: has had autism since birth
Also me: gets another vaccine
*LEVEL UP*
XD
thank you you just made my day with your ingenuity.
Same, I am lv80 autism rn!
lmao "autism from birth" imagine if we could get it at any age lmaoo
Yes I leveled up tooo
Tbh I would rather be autistic than 6ft underground
Preach
im autistic and i can tell its much better because all i do is learn slow, so its pretty easyyy
PREACH IT BROTHER!
@@valenshinee me too
FINALY SOME NORMAL CREAURES
Me: *Vaccinated*
Anti-Vaxx Child: *Has Cancer and Autism*
Anti-Vaxx Parent: Wait what-
Insert:Uno reverse card
-wait what-
Impossible
they're working on a vaccine that stops cancer.
@@Attaxalotl You cannot stop my progress.
Kingsnake Command i mean if it’s entirely genetic you can easily stop cancer using the crispr process
They could’ve made a vaccine for cancer for a while
It would just be near impossible to test
Would require a human fetus (before birth) to test and would be a massive human rights violation as well as crimes against humanity
But to do it you would just have to use the crispr process to cut out the dna of an axolotl which are cancer resistant and then implant it inside of human dna of a fetus and watch it react
It’ll either prevent the possibility of cancer, kill the child because of a genetic mutation, do nothing, give the child a harmful mutation, act like single cell anemia does to malaria where it stops it but still hurts and is terrible, or give a positive mutation such as improved sight or speed
Me: **is vaccinated and has a moderate case of autism, as well as hearing loss**
Anti-vax moms: This kid is the reason why vaccines are dangerous! Look at them!
Me: "...I'm sick of humans."
I too am sick of humans
Biggest of moods
How'd you hear her? Facebook?
EDIT: no offence
@Alternate User
They are a falcon! They just made there food talk for mercy
Boy that squirrel tasted like chicken! I now want chicken...
Edit: this is a joke for all you boomers!
Edit2: that was also a joke
Wait, are you saying some people...like other people!?!?!?!? But how?? That must be impossible or at least out dated. This can't be!!!!
12:53
Anti-Vaxx: "Top of his class"
*Spells waste as "waist"*
each sold sepreatly I’m god-awful at spelling (mostly due to my learning disability) but even I can spell better tha(e)n that fuck-weasel
09
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Also "except" instead of "accept"
Also miss-spelled "accept" as "except". They're two different words.
Here’s a classic
Minions are fictional characters
*WHY ARENT YOURS*
Living 7yr Anti-Vax Child TOO are Fictional Characters either(sorry for those who actually lived his/her life un Vax and saw this reply its meant as a joke for those far more unluckier than yours)
Downside Up STOP IT THEY ARE ALREADY DEAD
Minions are fictional
WHY ARENT YOU FICTIONAL
To all anti-vax mothers
Yours sincerely-
Ghost gamer
They will be if you wait a few monthes
@@genuingamer true cause they get Corona and D I E lol
As a vaccinated human being I say anti vaxx parents are stupid
Also they should be called "pro desease" lol
Vaccinated kid: *has autism*
AntiVax Mom:
COINCIDENCE?
I T H I N K
*N O T*
That One Random - this needs to be a meme of the teacher in The Incredibles
I think it is
I would be perfectly fine with Autism. As long as I live I'll be fine.
@@subsvidshahasooriginal i see autism more as a gift anyways
Can't wait till a anti-vaxer child has autism
“Minions don’t need vaccines, why do your children?”
Because minions are a different species and can’t get cross species diseases, Karen from Facebook.
They want the kids to be fictional
They are a cartoon
*MINIONS are alive, why arent yours?*
because minions are immortal
you cant handle the minion
If I broke a minions spine it glows, last time I broke an infants spine I was told I had “issues” and was “the worst baby sitter”
"Minions don't get vaccines"
Actually, they did in the 2nd movie they got a vaccine for the purple disease thing
More defense against Karens.
Thanks...
Gru might be evil but at least he's not a moron like anti vaxxers
if minions saw these anti vax memes, thwy would laugh at them and get angry over the fact that parents laugh at their own kid's death
I wish they weren't called anti vaxxers, pro disease is more suitable.
Edit: Thank you everyone for the 2k likes XD
@Foxfire Inferno I agree with your logic
@Foxfire Inferno I agree as well.
@Dear Leader Anti-children
Pro disease which are preventable
Tomato, tomato same thing really. One way or the other they are gonna die an idiots death.
When 99.5 of vaccined people aren’t autistic or have any conditions
Anti Vaxxers: *Surprised pikachu face*
Technically its 96% of people
and im 99.5 % sure thats not actual science.
And im 99.5% sure that you didn't put a percent sign. I'm also 99.5% sure that not vaccinating your kid is just abortion with extra steps.
Then remember that autism is just being born with a slightly different brain which is completely natural, unlike the behavior of anti-vaxxers
I’m one of the .5 . Mildly autistic gang
people: My son is suffering from a bad illness god help us
God: *Gives people the knowledge and wisdom to make cures and vaccines for this illneses*
people: No I don't want that
God: That's literally what you just asked me for
God: Am I a joke to you?
Dude, put that shit on a poster
@De1n3n Kr4ftTr4umHow do we know God did these things in the first place? viruses, natural disasters, and other such things can be caused by a number of other factors. viruses can be a result of other RNA based cells mutating, hurricanes can be caused by humanities constant abuse of the climate, which results in an atmosphere that has a higher concentration of CO2 which, in turn causes the atmosphere to heat up thus warming the ocean more and causing worse torpical storms. Christianity doesn't say that God is the cause of everything. I do understand where you are coming from and I do understand that you may not believe in God and that's fine my original comment was designed to point out the hypocrisy of people saying "I don't need vaccines god protects my child" despite vaccines literally being the cure that i think god created to protect us from these viruses.
@De1n3n Kr4ftTr4um r/woosh
@De1n3n Kr4ftTr4um r/woosh
People with autism have it before getting vaccined, I don't see why that's so hard to understand
Not anti-vaxx. Basically, a classic case of correlation vs causation. The age we vaccinate also happens to be around the time we diagnose autism. The two events are not any more related than college and schizophrenia
It's fucking genetic
Because the Anti-Vax people don’t believe “Big Pharma” when those industries have government funding and support for the good of the citizens
Did they really just bring Stephan Hawking into this? Just let him be, he's gone.
Which kinda defeats the antivaxxer's point. "BEFORE: Bill Gates. AFTER: _Stephen Hawking."_ "BiLl GaTeS wIsHeS hE wAs Me."
@cristopher wong no god though
Ikr? Leave him to RIP, and stop using a dead person to push your propaganda
@cristopher wong What.
The fuck.
😞😞😞😞😞we miss you
Here's that Timmy poem in case anyone wanted to copy and paste:
When little Timmy went to school
And mastered 1 to 9,
He thought the other kids were cool,
And every class divine.
He painted shapes in red and blue,
And drew in curves and bends -
And by the time the day was through,
He'd made one hundred friends!
'I'm pals with Pete and Mike and Max!'
He told his PA with pride.
But Timmy's folk were anti-vax,
So Timmy fucking died.
Blue Aviator thank you
Thank you sir you are god sent
Thx
This poem is genius btw
I laughed so hard at that.
I’m 11 years old and I have gotten all my vaccines and I appreciate my mom for not being anti vax. I’m used to getting shots and it doesn’t even hurt anymore, I can look at my arm while they are giving me the shot and not freak out. I don’t scream, cry, and kick. I quietly sit there and accept that I’m getting a shot and its for the better. Thank you, mom, for not being anti vax. I love you❤️💕
My sister: *almost dies after being born*
Also my sister: *gets vaccinated*
Karen's on facebook: sEe I kNeW vAcCiNeS aRe DaNgErOuS
Everybody: *bruh intensify's *
"awww my child is 6 and proud of me being an anti-vax mom"
Guess she is not turning 7
How did she get past 3?
@@deltadreemurr8872 idk luck?
Or the dad secretly got the kid away from karen and got them vaccinated
@@deltadreemurr8872 both
K
Me: *Not able to get a vaccine due to an allergy*
Antivaxxer: *spreads illnesses*
Me: “guess I’ll die 😐”
Anti vaxxers: Well they didn't get a vaccine, why should my beautiful family of 5?
Jadyn Sykes That actually sucks. Stupid anti vaxxers are ruining peoples lives like yours and potentially putting you in danger
@@starfait5374 I mean 4
I mean 3
I mean me and my husband
I mean myself
Oh God I am burning HELP
@@IABITVpresents u good?
@@sukimasai718 no
"Vaccines cause cancer"
Actually the hpv vaccine helps prevent women from getting certain cancers related to the std.
11:58 dude he is tearing her apart and in the most polite yet passive aggressive way. That should be an art form.
Anti Vax Kid: **Sneezes On Me**
Me: **Sneezes Back On Him**
Antivax Kid: **Gets Sick**
Me: Pathetic....
In reality it's the other way around.
@@Feriin *Excuse me but what the fuck*
Feriin
KAREN STOP FUCKING KILLING THE KIDS!
Fuck like when will Baby-boomers/xennials/millennials learn that vaccines are good. Fucking Gen Z, one of the younger generations, knows this. Hell probably Gen Alpha knows that vaccines are good.
Apparently you have a hidden reverse card
I literally can imagine you saying pathetic whilst narrowing your eyes
people:*don't get their kids vaccinated*
Me and literally everyone else: That's just abortion with extra steps
HOly SHIT WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT
I mean, anti-vaccination is just a later abortion.
It’s like the Binding of Isaac but “ Abortion: Afterbirth “
@@jamesryou2827
Comedy gold
Or comedy cold
@@defaultmate Is this in reference to my comment?
11:53 This man just wrote a whole four paragraphs just to prove an anti-vaxxer wrong. Mad respect.
Vaccines would literally be life juice to people in the Middle Ages
Karen’s: Well we don’t live in the Middle Ages
That karen probably somehow gets tetanus from a paper cut.
@@justawhiteguywitharocketla590 bruh
According to that thumbnail, you become a genius if you get vaccinated and get very well respected
Well the first guy is also a genius.
let's be honest, you can't really BECOME anything if you are an anti-vax kid
you'll die too fast.
@@Enchie yeah.. true, so you go from: genius-genius but disabled
@@thisisweirderthanyou9855 yeah, but the other guy got a higher IQ than Bill Gates. I guess.
lego parts aren't alive, so why should your kids be?
Lol
Lolol1lololollololol4lolololol
True
I laughed at this way more than I should have😂
I'm just gonna say, that the minions not getting vaccinated makes no sense twice, first is obvious, so I'm not gonna state it, but second is that it's never proven minions didn't get vaccinated... so they are hammering on a bullshit point with a bullshit hammer...
"Bill Gates wishes he was me"
I burst out laughing, dear lord.
“The effects of vaccines”
You go from extremely rich, to extremely smart
Me: *has a speech disorder*
Antvaxxers: iT’S bECaUse Of vaCCineS!!!
I get the same stuff
69 likes lmao
I have crippling Anxiety. At least we can live!
Random kid: Gets hit by falling debris and dies
iT mUsT bE vAcCiNeS
Kid: dies from not getting vaxxed
Antivaxxers: mUsT bE tHE aUtISm
Stephen Hawking is rolling in his grave right now
His body shaking on a molecular level.
@@Sereze001 Subatomic level
@@deedolce04 his gluons are coming unglued.
He would even be able to walk like a normal person due to how angry he would be
Yeah, rolling in his grave laughing
Me: *loads vaccines into dart gun.* Welp, time for a crusade.
We are here to mourn EnderLordSkull, he tragically died when a Karen said vaccines cause autism. That Karen is now on trial for crimes against humanity
Me: reading way too many comments others made in the third person.
Me again: oh dang, now I am doing it too.. the disease is spreading...
Me once more: (searching google to see if a third-person vaccine exists)
Ah, the good days where kids died from preventable diseases.
Why wouldn’t u want that?
Ah, the good old days when the Black Plague ravaged through Western Europe all the way from Asia.
@@alexanderchristopher6237 Ah, the good old days where my ancestors got sick and died from diseases that are now preventable but stubborn people really just want to fucking die I guess.
Ah,the good old days where everybody in the US had measles until the measles vaccine.
Ah , the good ol' days where my young buckeroos died from that pesky small little dipshits that could have died
Darwinism at its finest
Kid: arm gets chopped off by saw*
Mom: those damn vaccines, here’s some essential oils.
*inserts bottle of essential oil in bone marrow*
Kid: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
I like this comment section. So many screams of pain.🤣🤣🤣
@@OctoomyYTOfficial (Eternal Pain)
Kid: (Has knee dislocate)
Anti-Vaxxer: Eh, just put essential oils on it and it'll magically pop back into place.
I like the way you say "thank you".
I've never heard someone say it like that before.
When I was 5 I wanted to go antivax
I’m lucky I’m still here today thanks to my guardian (my grandmother)
I learned my lesson at age 11 when I had to get 2 vaccines. They explained what meningitis was to me.
Antivaxx mom:my son is perfectly fine and he is antivaxx!
Her son:👁👄👁
🦵 🦵
"Mother, I require the C R Y S T A L S"
"Rub me with your essential oils"
i need O I L
mOtHeR i CrAvE aIr
Anti-vaxx child: *S A V E M E*
My vaccinated brother: has autism
But here's the thing my brother was born with it
Edit: I just wanted to give a little update, every night before we go to bed we read a book together (not always a different book) and even tho he has a hard time pronouncing words I help him out when he goofs up and he only reads when he wants to, even tho I'm the youngest it's like I still have a younger brother. And I love him.
No ItS tHe vaCciEN DHOT
U know the Chance of autisim is higher When u live
Incredible...
Your brother was born... Vaccinated?!
I was also born with it-
@@godzillamydudes4692 please tell me this is a joke- cause if it isn't then you don't deserve the right of having the name Godzilla in your username
1: This is why we need to teach about vaccines in schools and make it easier for a child to leave their parents if they’re anti-vaccine. I, for one, wouldn’t want to die from an easily preventable disease because my parents told me lies and the education system didn’t teach me the truth
2: If an anti-vaxx kills an immunocompromised person with an easily preventable disease, they should be charged with
manslaughter
3: We need to educate the older masses who aren’t as familiar with phones (because they didn’t grow up with them) about the dangers of misinformation and believing everything they see on the internet (from anti-vaxx to flat-earthers) Maybe through ads, maybe through television, whatever the means, as long as we can teach them not to fall for these things
I wholeheartedly agree with this, but how could you prove an anti vaxxer killed an immune compromised person?
@@abyssaltenno7318 perhaps contact tracing. If someone is known to be immunocompromised and dies of a disease, we should be able to find out if any college at work or friends at school are anti-vaccine/ have anti-vaccine parents.
Thanks. Your voice is so soothing, it really helps me when im sick or in a bad mood.
My mother is a doctor, if she knew this, she'd bawl her eyes out.
Lmao same my mums a nurse in england! 😂😂😂
Whoever made that Steven Hawkings one, not cool. Let the man rest in peace.
*peace
I mean technically speaking he is still resting in peace. it's not like there are a bunch of televisions and phones strapped to his grave for him to be listening to.
@@sonicthehedge Well maybe there should be!
I mean there is a joke like
What do anti vax kids and Stephen Hawking have in common?
They're both dead
@@Shadow-gc6le Oof. Not cool.
The fact that they spelt “anti-vaxx” and “accept” wrong make me believe that they’re either lying about being top of their class or their class is incredibly stupid.
If you even have an IQ higher than a shrimp you would know vaccines are safe
When I was younger, I would get scared if I didn't get my vaccines a year after I got them. Later I learn you didn't need them yearly, so I spent about 3 years in fear that I would get sick and get others sick
Anti Vax Kid:Dies of preventable disease
Anti Vax Mom:Must have been aliens
The alien would've vaccinated the kid considering how we might have diseases that could kill off their entire species...so it couldn't have been aliens
@@musicals_rock I thought probing was their thing, the more you know.
@@aregolas So uh... Did the kid get probed to death?
No the probe vaccinated the kid and his anti vax mom killed him because she didn’t want him to shed
Anti Vax Mom: The Government it using diseases as a Biological Weapon to wipe out people like us while Keeping those they Favor alive. *Dies*
Laughs at antivaxx memes, jokes, and videos.
*remembers I am immunocompromised.*
_Laughs in dying._
Alex my little Budgie
Don’t worry I’ll protect ya.
Herd Immunity FTW
*u ok man*
Alex my little Budgie oof
I'm vaccinated so you're safe around me :]
We got yo back
Best way to counter their argument is to ask their sources and when they reply with a sketchy ass link just say 'if this guy said jumping off a bridge was healthy would you do it?'
I know I'm a little late to the party on this one but Ive said this many times and I'll say it again:
"Anything nature can do, technology can do better!"
defiantly one of my favorite catch phrases...
From the thumbnail, apparently vaccines turned Bill Gates into Stephen Hawking. So...vaccines make you smart? Sure, I’ll have all the shots you have!
@@ColeTheTroll gatekeeper:WAIT SIR! we wont have enough for the rest
But. Steve jobs. I legit though that was Steve jobs
*vaccination intensifies*
You fucking assholes
Its George Washington
@@dikrox6151 bruh u stupid it is Albert Einstein
Scientific research and proof of vaccines being healthy: *exists*
Karen's and anti-vaxxers: "That sign cant stop me because i cant read!"
Lauren Kesterson neither can my kids they can’t read because they are DEAD
humanity invent vaccines
Anti vax moms:its causing cancer!
Proof they are dumb and so is their idea of vaccines. 💉 =😄 TRUE. 💉 =☠️ FALSE. Wow, hard test.
Lauren Kesterson Karen: that sign cant stop me because I’m not going to live long enough to learn how! HAHA
Their names aren't Karen or antivaxxer, their names are all Jared, and they're all 19.
2:47 I thought that said “vaccine skill” not “vaccines kill”, I’m saddened by the truth :(
#vaccineskill
anti-vaxxers : vaccines kill
Me, an intellectual : vaccine skill
One of my friends way back in grade school had an antivaxx mother who literally exposed him to the chicken pox on purpose, and for the longest time he didn’t believe in the flu shot and other vaccines. He’s since come to his senses in high school, and we’re all super proud of him.
The 1950s:child sneaks out to do drugs
Today:child sneaks out to get vaccinated
2050:child sneaks out to drink water
Edit:woah!This comment blew up,296 likes!Thanks guys
I would definitely watch out for that last one. Did you know that EVERY person that has died has consumed water at some point in their lives? It's true.
SatelliteStargazer Did you know that EVERY person who has died had blood?! I would definitely get your child checked for it,
Bruh y’all wrong, it’s air that’s killing the kids.
dumbasses, being born has killed BILLIONS OF PEOPLE yet you still do it? WHAT THE FUCK?
🤣
Thank you for this video, reminded me to call public health and make sure my daughter can still go in and get her next round of vaccines! #momwithvaccinatedchildren
Oz you are officially helping me do research for my school project. Thank you very much
Mom: doesn't vaccinate kid
Me: *anger*
Mom: its because he is sick and physically can't take it. I would give it to him, but I just can't
Me: oh ok
That was wholesome! If only he could be in a safer world...
but then karen comes over here with her medical "choice" of not vaccinating her crotch goblin and ends up getting the other mom's kid sick with fucking ebola or something
It is my CHOICE!
I'm now a master of why antivaxxing is good after spending 15 minutes on ultra-antivaxxing Facebook.
@@LittleIcarus do you want to have a... Bad Time
*magolovania plays*
Yes, infections come and go. They go after the host has stopped moving FOREVER!
Like your profile picture
lol
Don’t you love how parents have vacations, but they won’t give them to there kids? Man 10/10 parents right there!
Just saying, we have no idea if Minions get vaccinated or not. Gru definitely seems like the kind of guy to give employees healthcare benefits.
my mom was an anti vaxer and i have autism, i wonder what they would say about that?
@asaeampan Oh it is not just me most of my siblings have autism as well
@Prowler Cam how common is what?
@Prowler Cam Autism can be passed genetically.
Probably "how have you lived past the age of 12" because apparently having autism is worse than getting deadly sequelae to preventable diseases
bearlyrandom when your 18 go get it done
Me : **gets vaccinated**
Also me: *breaks leg*
Ani vax moms: COINCIDENCE?I THINK NOT!
These people do realized their “natural immunity” only last for around six months at max
8:31 I'm on the autism scale as well and I absolutely despise that people actually think vaccines cause autism because it is such a hard thing to deal with sometimes and I wish I never had it in the first place but here we are
Apparently at 2:15 I said stubborn instead of Suburban... but is there really a difference?
Edit: and before you make a comment about Hawking, watch the video. Unfortunately it's not click-bate.
I got nothing but respect for the man, but you gotta admit, these anti-vaxxers are getting desperate if they want to try and pass off Hawking as Bill Gates.
I was like waaaait a minute
rip
I thought I lost it lol
I was confused for a moment.
true
For some reason, when my sister got vaccinated earlier this year, I was so happy that my mom is PRO VAX
*THANK YOU MOM*
I know this is completely unrelated to what you're saying but I freaking love your BABYMETAL profile picture 🤘🤘🤘
Love that mom because some kids only get to love her until about 2 or 3
Someone should make a law making it completely mandatory to vaccinate new born kids and not ask the parents, and just say they are cleaning then when they are taken away, and after they should tell them what they did and see how they react to tell if they should have children
I knew a kid who’s parents were like that
Emphasis on knew ☠️
"Parents bringing children to measles parties to expose their children"
*Squeals in Neurax Worm*
Yeah definitely a way to kill your kid if they have a compromised immune system
That’s fucking child abuse I’m crying those poor kids could have had a life
Of course the video I spend 10 hours making gets demonetized on upload. Why wouldn't it.
Oz Media CZcams.
Um, is it me or did you comment 50 minutes ago?
because why not?
Oz Media sorry to hear that, Oz.
I mean if you are a time lord that's cool too, you can tell us if the anti vaxxers are right and their kids are all alive lol
That poem was everything
the video just started and than my tab crashed xD even firefox can't stand anti-vaxxer
Me: Is vaccinated
Me: Has autism
Antivaxxers: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
Me: **has autism, and is also deaf**
Anti-vax parent: You see, this child showcases the reasons vaccines are bad!
Me: **is sick of being alive**
Kid: *has autism*
Kids mom: welp his career is going to be ruined now
Eventually he grew up to be a famous game developer and designer making thousands of dollars a year and is one of the most famour peaple in the world the autism he had gained his brain power to be a stronger person and hes vaxxinated to those who think vax makes your child get cancer and have autism autism is a defect that your born with and cancer is something you can avoid using vaccines
Meanwhile:
(I prepare to commit a hate crime.)
5:14 If Heinz Doofenshmirtz presented this poem he wouldn't have lost to a baking soda volcano.
Lol he did already
@@struglemufin174 you hear that airplane? Oh sorry it was the joke going over your head.
@@theskullicorn4588 shut up
@@struglemufin174 no
@@struglemufin174 tra la la la la tra
There was a response that I saw that was about the minions one and it was, "minions also don't exist, why should you children"
"Im top of my class."
With those grammer errors, I would be top of my class in primary school too.
Me: *sneezing in the corner of the room*
The Anti-vaxx kid: *sweats*
*fire is slowly burning*
Anti vax kid: picks on people
Me, who has a cold: *Arceus theme*
It’s one of the better Pokémon battle music tracks
Some of u may die, but is a sacrifice I'm willing to take
Me: is vaccinated
Me: has autism but no cancer
Them: hah we are right
Me:no I had autism before I was.born
them: FU- oh, there’s children here - FUDGE!
Fun fact about me I screamed as a baby cause I was exposed to a deadly disease when I was a premature baby. During this time there was a group of anivax family's who started to influence others. To this day no one knows where I got it from and I'm lucky that I ended up relatively fine.
Also this happened in a small town sooooo
The signs show that everyone who drinks water DIES at some point protect your children only let them drink healing crystals
Do these people not understand that everything has a risk lmao
Breathing has risks
You could inhale a pathogen
Choke
Anything
But they aren’t anti breathers
ok this comment has generated some funny ass responses lmfao
Hiiii, Mr president
@rgehsdzfdh If they're anti-breathers then they won't breathe and will therefore die
Radiated Leader hello my man
*IS THIS A CHAALLENGE?*
Nobody
Absolutely no one
Me: noose
Also me: hands to anti-vaxxers after their kids turn 4
I mean turn down
I made a 5 paragraph essay for when I get into an argument with an Anti-Vaxxer (wish me luck my dudes)
When it happens, you have my support😉👍
Also add to your essay, "You're risking many lives just because you think your son/daughter is going to be the next Einstein"
@@Ultimate_Regret I might just consider adding that near the very end
If they start attacking you, sneeze on 'em
They won't listen.
You're waisting your time
@@eldritchabomination9726 Or he could cough on them.
I didn't know Bill Gates was Stephen Hawking. Ffs
"Your misspellings of both 'disgusts' and 'anti', two very basic words, suggest otherwise."
And 'you're'. And 'accept'. And 'couldn't'. And 'than'.
And 'waste'.
3:05 it’s just like that one article when the Flat Earthers accidentally prove the Earth is Round!!! 😂😂😂
Ikr?
Omg, I was thinking about that one while watching this too, lol
Lol yeah
Yeah, the organisations official account once tweeted something and used AROUND the GLOBE in a sentence when they were trying to "prove" the earth is flat
wait what anyone got the link??
Antivaxers be like. Well I learned how to change my cars spark plugs. So I will be able to do a full automatic gearbox rebuild.
I've literally had shingles, it's awful, don't give it to your young children.
Conspiracy theory: The antivaxx movement was started by a kid who was scared of needles and never grew out of it
Changing oil in a car is a scam so I don't.
3 years later my engine seizes up.
Same reasoning.
Eating food can lead to food poisoning, so i don't eat
@@jackmick5592 Water causes drowning.
Air causes pneuomthorax.
Idiocy causes anti-vaxers and flat earthers.
@@Absaalookemensch so true 😂 pencils misspell words and cars drive drunk
@@jackmick5592 My pencil drove drunk and my car misspells all the time.
@Prowler Cam That's all wet
At 8:48 of the video I could FEEL the burn radiating from the post. GOD DAMN that was a spicy meatball
I went to school with a couple autistic kids, one with down syndrome, and my friend and I believe someone who was ACTUALLY retarded.
Yeah, I think they all got vaccinated and lived long enough for symptoms (or whatever they would be called) to show.
Spicy
Meatballs
When Timmy went to school
And mastered one to nine
He thought the other kids were cool
In every class divine
He painted shapes in red and blue
And drew in curves and bends
And by the day was through
He’d make a hundred friends!
I’m pals with Pete and mike and max!
He told his pa with pride
But Timmy’s folks were anti-vax
And Timmy fucking died
F
oop-
6:22 "well she isnt going to be cute for long" **CROSSOUT AD APPEARS**
8:32 - 9:16 this person is my hero. I too have autism and I looooove that this person was featured in this video
So do I. Was vaccinated against everything there was a vaccine for at the time (I'm 60). I don't believe for a minute there's a connection. And it SO annoys me when autistic is used as an insult.
If an anti-vaxxer talks to you like you are 5, just remember that 5 is their mental age.
agree completely… I'm fully vaccinated and it is proven that I inherited my autism from my father's side of the family (it runs in there in mild form on the social part of the spectrum... as far as ppl have knowledge of it every generation has at least had one person with that form of autism)…
The Nightingale me too man, all the support for this person
Actually, it's considered elderly for their kids....
9:53
I think it’s the opposite
Unvaccinated children scream all the time because they are slowly dying from the measles
Unvaccinated kids dont scream because they’re dead meat.
loserpunk87 true
If my kids are ever scared to get their shots, I'm gonna show them these Facebook moms and ask them, "Do you really want to be like them?"
You see I am all for vaccines, but when my parents take me to get vaccinated I say no because the needles flipping hurt man