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That raw chicken has made me mad. I didn't put up with cooking classes to see this sh*t!
After the raw chicken i tried to watch the rest but i just felt my brain cells dying one by one. I'm sorry for being week.
Jizz=Stonks
bruh that chicken was so undercooked if you were to assemble it all like a jigsaw puzzle it would come alive
Awaken my avian masters wamuu
Tyler ulfmann AYAYAYAY
*DUN DUN DUUUUUN DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN*
Arise, chicken, arise
[Insert A Gordon Ramsey reference here]
Hehehe
.... _so that lady totally kidnapped that child right_
Ether that or custody battle
Adoption
100%
That's why she wanted a vet instead of a human doctor
It be like that sometimes
Comparing Flat Earthers to bricks is highly offensive. Bricks actually serve a purpose in society.
So do Flat Earthers
Examples of what not to act like
@@garfieldsmutenthusiast I mean you're not wron-
So do flat earthers.
So we can laugh at and debunk their dumbass facts.
Flat earthers have another purpose! *Punching bags.*
Oh and also to test knives!
And *firearms.*
that chicken was so rare a skilled veterinarian could bring it back to life
Even the sketchy witch in the hut with her funky herbs can reanimate that chicken.
@@lamp8809 nah you probably need a high tier which or a low tier mage
@@marv51 or a dead body
I see a jaxon fan.
@@shibedrill5642 who?
The term “Obese” is:
Literally a medical term.
Not racist.
Don’t get mad at the term because like two people use it as an insult.
Edit: made this comment a very long time ago, obese IS a medical term but like... it means you’re fat, and pretty much anything can be used as an insult. Basically, if a doctor calls you obese because he wants to help with health issues, it’s ok, but if someone calls you obese to insult you, they insulted you. Just clarifying my opinion cause a lot of people replied arguing with me, lol.
Yeah I’ve never heard of it used as a insult, I’ve definitely heard it as a medical term
It has nothing to do with race at all. I do not understand how they could consider it racist. One can be obese no matter the race, age or gender.
I'm still gonna use *Morbidly Big Chungus* no matter what you say.
Obese is actually a really common insult. Either way, it isn't racist and doctor's should be able to still use it. After all, any term that comes up to describe bigger people is going to be used as an insult by shitty people by default.
I still don’t know how how the hell people could think the term “obese” is at all racist. It has nothing to do at all with skin color.
The thumbnail:
Gordon Ramsey: THE CHICKEN'S SO RAW IT'S STILL CLUCKING!
WHERE'S THE CHICKEN SAUCE?
Faking RAW
FUCKIN' RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
*Jurassic Park: The Lost Kingdom*
iITS STILLL FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
Faking thing still has fearters on it!
"Disease? Really? Come ON!!"
dude you just earned a whole new level of respect and admiration from me- as I am high functioning autistic as well and HIGHLY APPRECIATE people like you standing up for us.
Literally all he did was say she was wrong, but...also...yeah.
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 oh shut up and let the person speak.
Same I am also Autistic
@@justinh5382 the definition has nothing to do with a disease autism is a developmental disorder
@@justinh5382 Pretty late to this, but a lot of people in... "these" circles treat autism like a fate worse than death for their children. Just because you lived a normal life by masking doesn't mean everyone treats people with autism like people. I have ADHD, it's another similar form of neurodivergency, and let me tell you, some neurotypicals do NOT treat you the same way they would someone "like them".
Also, autism is not a disease. It's a cognitive disorder. It isn't contagious. It's not a death sentence. It doesn't mean you're ill or that there's anything wrong with you. It just means you're different, and not in an inherently bad way.
"You're an American, start acting like it". Me, a brazilian:
_Confused soccer screaming_
*Confused samba noises*
@@Liberaaiytb samba music stops
@@Kamila-ey5vi wait you guys actually call it soccer over there?
@@beefstroganoff22 not rly, we call it futebol
@@beefstroganoff22 most of the world calls it an equivalent of football, Futebol, Futbol, or whatever the french and Italians cal it
you are an american, start acting like one.
me, from england: confused tea and crumpet noises
You are an American, start acting like one
Me a Mexican: *confused horchata and taco noises*
me a Canadian: *angry maple syrup noises*
me a chinese: *aggressive noodle slurping noises*
@@P0tato6132 Canadians can be mad?
@@oofiexist1601 i was going to say that
1:27
her son didn't live long enough to make drawings so she got one from shutterstock lmfao
cyka blyat hes dead
THAT'S FUCKING TWITTER NOT FACEBOOK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
4:59 rather than giving d child a PROPER , HUMAN VACCINE, u wana give him a cat/dog vaccines? how insane and stupid can u get?! might as well deworm , microchip n flea collared d kid while u at it, dumbass.
*y i k e s*
thats exactly what i thought lmao
“You are an American, start acting like it”
Me:*confused lesbian noises*
Hey I'm lesbian.
*I thought you were American..*
Well the term comes from Lesbos, an island in greece, so it kinda could make sense.
@@NATALIAS3NDROSES Any chance I can watch y'all smash.
@@lowkeykeylow5526 I...
???
This comment is pure genius
“You’re morbidly big chungus.” - Oz, 2019
1:44
Of course its Shutterstock, Sam died before he turned one.
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i'm genuinely scared for that 7 year old that was "acquired". something is definitely wrong, it sounds like they could've been abducted
So someone kidnapped a child and injected them with cat medicine? I love the internet.
Im pretty sure they were one of the people to brag about having a child and not having one either that it or im about to get
100s of articles shoved down my throat
The fact that they don't want to vaccinate the kid is prob not because the person is anti-vaxx, but because the person has no link with the kid and could be found by the authorities, so they rely on animal vaccines.
@@xeres6232 looks like you did your homework
This kid needs to get taken away
Who’s the mug guy, I wanna buy their mugs
Jesus, if my baby came out laughing and said “no weapon fashioned against me shall prosper” I’d probably get an exorcist and I’m not even catholic
0I'd get an excorsism.
If my baby said that I would nod and start them young in armored combat training. If no weapon shall prosper then destroy your enemies little one
Depending on the age and what they're influenced with, if they are aeound people who use classy words a lot and the child is lets say 3, they might use that tyoe ofwords a lot, but its a baby that maybe 9 months old to a year old who has not talked yet and lives around people who use average english, then you might wanna call your nearest church.
Ok nvm i found the post you're talking about im so sorry
I would test the no weapon shall prosper with a battle axe
"You're American, start acting like it"
-confusedly eating an empanada in Argentinian- huh que
posta!
Pues claro!
Okay, but South? Or North? Or both?
*Confusedly eating Cazuela and Mote con Huesillo*
Me, who is American but has no idea how to properly exist in my own country now: _[Confused jet-lover noises]_
Everyone is gangsta until the yellow *_minions_* start taking over Facebook.
Wait they have more colors...
Pfftt lmao I think I saw you on EmKay
@@culturalist_observer eyyy
banana
@@charlessssssss oh no
If breast milk is “just a bodily fluid”, then milk that comes from cows is just their bodily fluids. :)
*why does this have likes*
I drink bodily fluids.... Fuck now that's 3 types of bodily fluids I drink...
Yum!
We all swallow spit and that's kinda a body fluid
Jennifer M Milk is also just processed blood.
Honey is flowers fluids processed by the bee's bodily fluids. Wine is grapes fluids processed by the yeast bodies. And so on...
"I probably just set off someone's google home."
God. Freaking. Dangit OZ!
Set off mine too
8:28 (the entire section)
As someone who is on the spectrum, this actually hurts to hear. Knowing that people thing like this is insane, and it’s incredibly upsetting to me that I’ll probably end up meeting at least one person with this mind set.
I’m a very artistic person (I drew my PFP myself, and I love to animate), and I’m very sensory based too, so I get inspired by a lot of things. People like this don’t deserve any internet, electronics, or anything of the sorts. They shouldn’t be allowed to communicate with anyone. Give them the thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of research papers on the Autism Spectrum and tell them to read every last word. They’ll come up with some bullshit excuse about anti-vaxx or some crap, I bet you.
I don’t rant often, but boy, people like this really set me off.
Edit: and, calling Autism a *disease* implies that it can be spread. I’m not gonna touch someone and “oh no! You’ve caught **the autism**!”. That’s not how it works. Autism isn’t caught, you have it when you’re born. The only thing is, signs towards autism don’t show up for a few years.
I have Aspergers, also at the risk of sounding dumb.. Do all diseases have to be contagious to be considered a disease? Cancer isn't contagious but it's a disease I think. I'm so so sorry if it's a stupid question. Also I also get pissed when people think those on the spectrum are all the same.
@@Weird-to-the-core disease means 'a condition that creates dis-ease'. I.e. it is anything that makes life more difficult. Autism is a disease.
Contagious diseases are the ones that can be spread, the contagious aspect is what makes it different.
Hope this helps! (However it is important to know that modern society has changed the word disease to mainly focus on contagious ones because it's weird for the layman to hear the common cold and a sprained ankle to both be classified as a disease.)
Dragongirlflame I’m autistic and I can’t understand how they can be so rude just because we’re a bit different. Like, it’s not like we’re trying to destroy the world. We are just a bit different. And I can’t believe how people can think of autistics like that. They act like we’re all stupid or something. Which just makes no sense whatsoever.
@@readalotknowalot it's a disorder, medically speaking. your antiquated definition of disease no longer holds merit for this discussion
@@walesjedi9217 My definition of disease is precisely what it is used as today. Sorry you are unaware of the lexicon of English. A disorder is still a disease.
That chicken is so undercooked, you can still hear it screaming about the sky falling
Oh Shit, hi chicken little!
XD
you....did....not...............
@Michael Martin OMGGGG -THUMPER
IM SO DEAD RN
@Michael Martin hooooly fuck
r/cursedcomments
-Oz: “Ok google how do you hide a dead body?”
-me visibly distressed knowing my google home is at full volume and everyone in my house is sleeping
Ya I decided to rewatch this video and ummm
*H E R E Y O U G O*
SAME
Some what same
(me when this happened) *chokes on my spit* OH MY GOD NO!
(Google) okay! Here's a matching video!
(Me) *PANICS* HEY GOOGLE DELTLE THAT VIDEO!
"No one uses Alberta anyway"
Me, living in Alberta: I would have to DISAGREE WITH YOU STRONGLY
As your next door neighbor I mean there is some truth there lol.
Shush,you no longer exist
Mr Jason, I don't feel so good...
What is Alberta?
@@Kiwifruit00 where do you live
"Don't step on the American flag." *confused maple syrup noises*
*consfused feijoada noises*
Them: You're an American, Act like it!
Me, a Canadian: *Listen here you little sh!t, shut the hell up before I inject Maple Syrup and Kerosene into your lungs*
@@smileyphantom2838 technically you are an American though. Just not from USA..
You are americsn, starr acting like this:.
Confused Slavic noises
i don’t care
"it's like saying almonds make milk"
so when do we tell her, lads
Just... let her figure it out
it's not milk its nut juice
"y'all never milked an almond?"
Just let her humiliate herself further.
o o f yeah how doesn’t she know that you just squeeze the almonds tip to make it excrete the succulent milky goodness
Yo imagine if the thing at 3:33 is real.
You go into the chamber, start blasting your favorite song, and boom you no longer have cancer.
Heal,heal.
Ok now you better
Imagine if All-star by Smash Mouth had the power to cure cancer. Just imagine.
Yo Imagine having a concert in there!
Actually alot of people would litter, do weird shiz and ruin the site so its a no go
Lmao just put earrape to worsen the cancer.
You forgot the essential oils
"We have bottles and formula... that's meant to feed your baby."
Any mother and nurse before the invention of formula: *visible confusion*
Goats and sheeps (let alone every other mammal on the planet) are pretty confused too, since milk only comes from cows.
@@captainufo4587 No, no, you can get sheep and goat's milk. And some places have yak or camel's milk. Never had any others as just milk though.
@@captainufo4587 lol
@@captainufo4587 I hope this is supposed to be a funny heho haha
"you are an American, start acting like it"
Me: **confused Asian noises**
"I put urine that has been sitting around for several days (thus allowing any bacteria present to grow/multiply) on an infected area of my body. I wonder why it seems to be getting worse."
Hmmm... 🤔 that's a real head scratcher.
*oops too soon-*
Probably didn’t put enough
Urine is sterile so it doesn't have harmful bacteria but eitherway still gross
@@ryanthereaper5032 Actually it isn't
@@chocobear4078 actual your correct Damn I need to stop listening to outdated lies lol
I'm a chef and that thumbnail causes me to scream into 6 different timezones
bruv
I dont even know how to cook or anything about it but when I looked at the pic I legit wanted to hide
That picture just gave me salmonella just by looking at it
They actually cook chicken like that for sashimi in Japan. Salmonella is on the outside, not the inside (same with eggs), so they cook the outside of the chicken and then slice it. People in America are so dang paranoid about salmonella, and it's honestly not even that dangerous unless you're a child, elderly, or immunocompromised (not that it'd be any fun to have).
@@IceRiver1020 I am immunocompromised, so I am a bit worried
"I just realized I probably set off somebody's Google." ...yes, yes you did. She didn't understand.
“I think I just set off someone’s google.” Yes. Yes you did. Now google probably thinks I’m murderer.
"My friend recently came into possession of a seven-year-old."
That's... that's not how it works.
Not on a long term basis, anyways.
Doesn't surprise me, given lots of parents treat their kids like possessions anyway.
@@miaomiaochan wow never found something this relatable
Ingrid Van Waes ugh, my child isn’t working. Why do they have so little shops to fix them?
I guess Bethanor was serious about that whole selling a sibling thing
At this point, the chicken thing is just natural selection.
cull the idiots
Let's hope he either doesn't own a restaurant or is a chef
@@mossypotato9899 IT'S FUCKEN' RAW.
They'll get salmon vanilla
@@raulbos2296 r/BoneAppleTea.
3:12
So if the earth was flat, wouldn't the water just drip to space slowly
If the earth is flat, what's under earth?
@@moisttowlettes6532 if the earth is flat, wouldn't every sky have a sun and the moon but it just spins horizontally instead?
@@user-lq9sx3ol5p that doesn't make sense, if the sun spinned, it will still be in the same spot
@@moisttowlettes6532 I think they meant rotate
@@alexanderthegreat6682 I don't know when I commented this but okay!
“Google how do you hide a dead body?”
FBI guy:(spits out coffee) ExUsMi wHaT?
Im no doctor but isnt the term “obese” used to describe an unhealthily over weight person, and not meant to be used as an insult? Idk lol
Edit: im aware it is also an insult. Im just really dumb and dont think before i comment. Also, thanks for the likes
Yes. Fat is typically the offensive term lmao.
It's the fat acceptance crowd. They don't want anyone telling them that being obese is unhealthy.
There’s a BMI spectrum. And depending on your height and weight, you can be considered “obese” on it or “under weight”. Obesity doesn’t always affect your health like most just assume, but it can definitely lead to health problems. It’s not an insult by any means, but I think anyone just casually talking about your problems as if it were their own can definitely be a bit abusive and rude. If you already acknowledge your obesity as a problem and would like to get rid of it then it’s not really anyone else’s business to instruct you on how to get rid of unless you ask them or make it their business in some fashion or way. Example: by constantly complaining or talking about it to them or posting about it online etc. if you don’t publicly speak about your health issues then they really aren’t anyone’s to be concerned about because it just becomes intrusive at that point. “Obese” could become a negative word for you especially if people constantly refer to you using the word in a negative light or use it to try and hurt you in some way. Using someone’s health circumstances to insult them or make fun of them is always a low blow and just shitty for someone to do overall lol. People usually become obese due to complicated circumstances that make them stressed out and want to eat more to comfort themselves. And when someone can’t control themselves and doesn’t have anyone else to control them then they just end up becoming a danger to themselves. I don’t think food should be your outlet of stress.. but a lot of people go to it anyway because it is an easy access of comfort. And a lot of people just like food or get addicted to it. It’s an ugly situation and I don’t understand the “fat acceptance” move by any means because it could bring more harm than good. But I’m happy for people to accept their weight if it doesn’t hinder them or cause any health issues, it only goes overboard if someone who is in actual danger of death due to their weight catches wind of the “fat acceptance” and think they’re included in it and that they should just accept themselves even when they’re two steps away from death. It’s just sad, to say the least. Being underweight is also a challenge and is often bullied or made fun of too. People just gotta realize that humans easily pick up bad habit if they don’t have anyone to lead or instruct them not to. I just think overweight and underweight are both hard struggles to get out of, especially with how many habits you’ve adapted to that have led you to become overweight/underweight. It’s not easy to shake habits.
Hi. Am a doctor from Australia. It is indeed a medical term and isn’t meant as an insult. Saying it is is literally the equivalent of calling diabetes (for example) an insult
Obese is not an insult, fat can be considered rude but damn, that person is so dumb
2:20
tapeworms and salmonella : allow us to introduce ourselves
When he said, “Hey Google” mine went off 😂
Can we go back to the elephant who said “obese” is anti black?
Apparently, Medical Terms Are Racist
@@2012petvet yep
What the hell has this world come too
What does being overweight have to do with black people?
I think she was a child at the time of the post.
when i heard "the disease" i felt like i just got punched through the gut
I felt like I was being cut in half from the balls up, and kept alive.
Glad my friend (smart, creative, kind) who is autistic has ALOT more faith in humanity than we do.
Honestly, it hit hard for me. I HAVE autism and am very sad to know there are people out there that think all of us are incapable of doing things. Sure, some of us need full time help, but others are capable of doing anything anyone else can do!
"You're all the same level of r*****, cancel this order!"
OK, chill out with your ablest response, you are horrible.
@@animeniacs4149 it's their ignorance, they're the same ones who can't accomplish the most basic tasks. Just ignore their uneducated asses
I have stomach flu and that chicken one made me throw up more violently than ever.
Edit: for those of yall asking, yes, I am recovering, the nightmares haven't been as bad as I was expecting from seeing half-cooked chicken referred to as "medium-rare", am considering therapy.
Oof
Owen Taylor Are you okay now?
@@kirb3963 the stomach flu will pass, the image of people actually eating "medium-rare chicken" will never fade.
Aw :( hope you get better soon
@@WTCasual Hope you get better soon Owen, good luck
I’m just sayin, but the anime would be called third eye Malta: the sound to heal
And it would be in a REALLY detailed style, like violet ever garden, but with fighting like, idk
The fighting would be people swearing and the people who get the longest chain of swears wins. As a maltese person I can confirm that this actually happens
9:42 I'm sure his ancestors would be proud AND surprised that he even believes in evolution in the first place.
That chicken made me worried for the guy eating it. Someone please explain to them how to properly cook chicken. (And pork chops too, just in case)
Yea, that man is dead
What I know is:
Medium rare chicken is potentially deadly because it doesn't have the tough muscle meat cells of beef, which is perfectly safe,if it isn't ground, in which case,the pathogens will Pierce the whole meat,unlike when whole steaks are cooked medrare, cuz the muscle is too tough for pathogens to enter.
I can imagine Gordon Ramsay nuking the guy for a day on how raw the chicken is
It's fine as long as the internal temperature gets high enough. At least for pork. I refuse to touch pink chicken.
Natural selection. Just let him figure it out
The one about 7 years old getting animals vaccines I would call a cop at that point I have so many questions about that post
Human trafficking maybe?
*KIRBY'S CALLING THE POLICE!*
Lol, I was thinking the same thing. I would've simply replied,
"...I am calling the police."
“You’re an American start acting like it”
*Confused Hispanic noises*
“You are an American start acting like it”
Me: *confused almost everything white noises*
"ok google how do i hide a dead body"
" *Here You Go.* "
"PfPFhHHH--"
😆
*2 seconds later*
FBI OPEN UP
Thank you Oz, I needed that in my search history.
"you're an American, start acting like it"
Me: **confused Filipino noises*
*confused French noises*
*Confused Japanese noises*
*confused American noises*
*confused Indonesian noises*
*Confused British noises*
0:49 me, a person afab who takes taekwondo classes, has the answer: i will last longer, just give me an extra year or two of training. im 14 gimme some slack
yeah same im amab but i took taekwondo classes for around 7 years
I feel like the way to progression isn't to replace characters that have already a known ethnicity/gender. The producers could give the main character a new kickass sidekick and give the sidekick a spinoff after the movie aired.
"Came into possession" .... Of a child... If it was a foster or adopted child surely she would've said so, right?
oh my god that child was kidnapped
(Knuckles) oh no
They definitely kidnapped that poor child.
Oh god..... Oh no! OH MY GOD!
Yeah it was adopted, didn't even have to do paperwork or nothing! Just gave some guy near the border $10k! 😃👍
People like that are why I don't tell anyone about my autism.
Yep, same here
Lmao I once beat the living shit outta some asshole who called me a retard after I told him about my ASD. Got two months of jail time but it was totally worth it.
Generic Name Thankfully I got off with a misdemeanor, but you’re right. All it would have taken was a judge who was less sympathetic and I easily could’ve gotten a felony with how badly I beat the guy. I’ve definitely grown since then 😂
Relate
@@IAMTHEIC3MAN Hell yeah man, that's the kind of shit that makes me want to put on muscle. Stick it to the asshats!
"I probably set off someone's google."
*You did.*
Is no one question the post about the friend coming into possession of a 7 year old?!?! And how not to ask question because she doesn't need the legal headaches!?!?!
DONT EAT THE CHICKEN RAW IT HAS A 30% OF GIVING YOU THE HUNGER EFFECT
Oh it has worse debuffs than hunger like straight up poison
Its not that hard, just put it in a furnace??
BuT tHaT's NoT hOw ReAl LiFe wOrKs!!!!
@@seebarino AaHhHh FUCKKK
Oh no its raw BUT I DONT HAVE ANY FOOD LEFT AND IM OUT OF COAL
Them: You’re an American! Start acting like it!
*esion nailartsuA desufnoc* :eM
uastralian?
@@wynonaa.980 gottem
Ich: *Verwirrte deutsche Geräusche*
sehceercs otatop desufnoc
Confused Australian noises?
“Alberta, you mean algebra?”
Me: Guess I don’t have a place to live anymore
False, you live in math land. Your house is made out of 900 bananas
Calgary or Edmonton?
“You are an American, start acting like it”
Me, a German: "We did that when we enslaved people that looked differend and then killed them, but then the US got mad, as if they didn't do that for 400 years at that point. Apparently it's only ok when the US does it."
I remember that. Something about an Austrian art school reject. And didn’t they mark houses and places of business by these people like how google is doing for black business now?
I’m having a tough time remembering the name of it... it’s not like it sparked a world war or something... hmm what was it called? **obvious sarcasm for the sake of a shitty “how can you forget the Holocaust?!” Joke**
(For real tho, I will never forget that. That’s what prejudice can and will lead to. Tis why I try to understand those who are different from me. That and other cultures and countries have really cool things. Like Native American eagle feather headdresses, they are sooo cool, and I really want to know the meaning behind them Cus it will make it so much cooler learning the importance behind it.) sorry for the long post op. Hope you have a wonderful day!~
@@icetiger-4760 Awesome comment that brought me back to an old joke of mine, (which I still think is funny and accurate) thank you.
@@Wolf_Khain I’m glad I could make someone smile!~ it makes me happy making others happy!~ so I wish you a wonderful day and hope that the rest of this pandemic treats you well friend!~
"It's almost like saying almonds make milk"
Almond Milk: Am I a joke to you
Technically, that's not a proper name of it since the process of getting almond milk isn't like milking. More my like making bits of it mixing with water.... And bada Bing bada boom you got yourself a NUT JUICE SMOOTHIE
Litterally, goat's milk. Another type of milk. So is breast milk. Why is our generation being stupid?!
Michael Portillo, nut juice smoothie, oh yeah.
@@ECWPlays We intervene natural selection.... that's why
Its not milk its like...juice. its not correct to call it milk
The one about water “flowing to the lowest point” literally made me angry. These people are incapable of thinking three-dimensionally. “Down” is toward the CENTER of the planet, not the point we’ve arbitrarily decided is the “lowest.”
Fact: An “upside-down” globe is equally accurate, provided the axis is still in the right place. We can draw the Southern continents on the top and the Northern ones on the bottom and it doesn’t make any difference. Space does not care about the human frame of reference.
I've been waiting for someone to come along and say Antarctica is not a continent. Sadly (and fortunately), the humans following Oz are not that bad with geography lol
Flat
Same. I was ready to leave the planet tbh
Of course they cant think 3 dimensionaly. Their brains are 2 dimensional.
@@ianherron5767
Lol
2:13
Oz: "It's fine for mammals to be cooked medium rare"
Ummm... like pork?
Pigs aren't mammals! I'm googling this! Oh shit! You right! Sorry, fam! Or humsn? What about tha, hmmm? Or... maybe... I... don't... wanna... know...
@@lordbanetheplayer8844 Bruh! U right bruh! I forgot about human meat. You have to cook it very well too! Bruhhh
@Duck Soup You forgot about fish. Gimme them sushis mhmm 😋
@Duck Soup Woah really? That's so weird! Although all the restaurants I've been to so far do serve a few sushi pieces with cooked fish, most of them are made with actual raw fish. I say "actual" cuz they look, feel and taste raw just like sashimi. Ooorr maybe these sushi places have fooled me all along, idk haha
@Duck Soup Yeah! It must be sooo satisfying to make those delicious, cute little things oneself. I'm definitely gonna look into it. Thanks!
"Ok Google, how do I hide a dead body?"
My phone: "I found these results." 😳
"I probably just set off somebody's Google..."
You sure did. If I ever get arrested for a murder I didn't do, I'll be sure to blame you first.
Well atleast I have an alexa her exat words "I'm better than the other ai's"
Have you heard of donut earthers?
I've heard they exist
I have no faith in humanity anymore
Yeah but they are ironic
Yeah but they are ironic
Yeah but they are ironic
Yeah but they are ironic
Yeah but they are ironic
I like how it’s called r/insanepeoplefacebook but half the screenshots are from twitter
"You are an American, start acting like it."
Me: *confused malteser noises*
my google home didn't understand the question, i think it's trying to hide somthing from us
my Google home just said it didn't understand
Yeah, a body.
Yes jjrules159 what else do you think
@@jacko7486 Multiple bodies?
Mine responded but it didn't show me wtf Google
Someone get Gordon Ramsay on that woman who thought that chicken was "medium rare"
I T S R A W
@@headheretic1580 its fucking breathing
*B L A N D.*
It’s so raw I can still hear it clucking!
AS A FAT PERSON, I would prefer to be called Big Chungus.
9:32 Can we stop to admire how gorgeous that family is?
7:14 so it's okay for cattle to feed their young with the milk but not humans? Does not this person know that all mammals perduce milk? I guess not.
And isn't the cow's milk also the cow's "body fluids"?
see that requires intelligence and common sense
@@skelskeleton Good thing we have 2 brain cells.
SOMEONE DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN 5TH GRADE SCIENCE!
@@Mr__Joe lol yea
8:46 so are we gonna not talk about how this lady was “observing” the neighbors son? I can imagine her looking through her window with a journal on her lap writing down everything that he was doing.
There’s a snake in my boot Yeah I’m joining Mangle Girl in her attack on this person
Day 50: The child is abnormal. I just saw him come back from the doctor. He’s acting even more ***tarded than ever. I think the vaccines are fueling his disease. Note to self: never vaccinate my children.
I kinda read the title to fast and got it to “medium rare CHILDREN”
I like my loot like I like my baby steaks. Rare.
On a side note, in germany kids chicken drumsticks are labled as 'Boneless Skinless Children's Thighs'.
On a yet another unrelated side note, nice PFP and name! Monika best girl.
Oh my God, I can literally hear Gordon Ramsay yelling "The chicken's so fucking raw I can still hear it CLUCKING!!"
My goodness, whenever the internet talks about autism I find out about another way people would rather I'd never been born.
Ya my friend is autistic and he is probably the smartest and most creative. He just has trouble understanding people and making friends because of it. They aren't suffering from a "disease" they are just different!
@@sumogorygames Pretty accurate.
@@andrewfaraday8918 society needs to change, I'm "normal" but I hate seeing the mistreatment of others because they're different. Countries have added laws in place but people are still little twats. My advice would be to kill them with kindness.
And this is the reason I hate people not you mate just the people who act like autism is a disease it's not if anything it made my life a lot more interesting
You just said ok Google and my Google assistant came on. It doesn't respond to my voice but it does for yours...
Your profile picture is perfect for your comment. Maybe a little bit too perfect.
It's watching, learning.
Cha cha real smoothe
My Google assistant did that too
N-NANI! I have an iPhone get flexed
If anyone is unsure if meat is cooked enough. Its fairly simple: red meat, when its seared enough outside. Poultry: Cook it well done, its moister than red meat, so pathogen are not just on the outside of the meat. Processed meats like sausages, same proceedure, well done, because it gets grind up and the pathogens are everywhere.
I got food poisoning just from seeing that image
CZcamsr: has no sponsor
Dashlane:I'm about to start this man's whole career
Chaotic good
*fund
"Ok Google how do you hide a dead body"
Video stops white ring around my screan forms
Oh no
I'm booted out of CZcams
"I'm sorry something went wrong"
CZcams starts back up again
"I do not believe anyone with the disease would be able to properly make these mugs" *slowly pulls shotgun out of pocket*
*slowly unsheathes long sword* welp time to break my oath of pacifism
My Google home was set of in the middle of the night at full volume.
7:37 this one PERSONALLY hurt my. I have autism and I have been the smartest kid in my class for 9 years!
That's fantastic dude!! Keep up the AWESOME studies
Don't worry, they have the worst intelligence already. If they are taught that liquid mercury was consumed by a Chinese emperor as medicine of youth, then they'd let their kids drink it in next moment. Some of the best craftmen has or had Autism throughout human history. If they want to believe in their skewed view, then let them and make it their downfall.
@@uljk5699 ja
Exactly
I have asperger syndrome and ive been stereotyped all my life but, ive learned to live with it now.
Note to self: Never say "OK Google" in a video or else you will activate other people's Android phones.
Just happened and it searched it too ;-; fuck me
**laughs in one voice that works on my google**
Baby: *laughs* Nurses: "Beat him until he cries!!!"
7:37
My brother has autism and he is also high functioning, just yesterday he hit me in the eye with his toy car. Twice! 😁💢
B- but obese is the medical term i- that has nothing to do with being anti black???
true
If anything its anti white and/or anti American, you hear obese you think fat white American not fat black guy. It's not even that seeing as how it's a fucking MEDICAL TERM but seriously if its anti anything it's certainly not anti black
@@wolfydawolf1296 I... don’t think of skin color, but that is more of an American stereotype, so I kinda get it. We can also go back to calling people fat
Nono let’s just bully people instead of using the correct medical terms
>Refers to women as "females"
This really does make you think.
Wo(men)
(Lad)ies
You need some Biryani
Ranjan Biswas i love Biryani.. mmm, can I get some? ♡
Ranjan Biswas give me some biryani too!
i was tuned out when you set off my google home and it scared the daylights out of me 😂 although she just yelled about what volume she was, not bodied lmao
“Medium rare chicken”, I fucking cannot😭😂
**sees biracial couple or same race couple with adopted child of different race** ah shit here we go again
Mercury Malek Totally called it. It's so disheartening to know how right Oz was regarding the comment about that gorgeous family.
Ohh, shit, that is what that was about.. I was confused & thought I just didn't get it because I was tired. Should have realized it was some racist bullshit.
Well, that is upsetting then.
Oh my God because he said ok Google now my Google home is spitting out a bunch of facts of how to hide a body in my parents are concerned
That "autism is a disease and you can't make my mugs" person is making me so livid.
8:45 They should’ve shot back with “My friend’s baby cries and shits itself every day, so after observing it’s behaviors I decided that no human is capable of doing anything but crying and shitting” because if you’re going to compare a kid to an adult in terms of functionality then you’re gonna have a bad time.
Yep you set off my google and now I think I’m on the fbi watchlist...thanks
Dont worry, you aren't
As someone on the autistic spectrum the bit with the glitter mugs LITERALLY was gonna make me *_[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]_*
@@normalhuman9878 Murder is a bit harsh. Mugging might teach that douche a lesson.
@@adler830 I agree that murder is a bit harsh, but mugging them will just reenforce what they already believe about us auties. We can TRY to educate them, but if they remain ignorant, we can use them as an example of just how brilliant and creative we can be. (:
@@thiskatisgay Educating ignorant turds is time consuming and exhausting. Hitting someone across face with steel mug is way quicker ;D
Yea, I am not autistic myself, but I come to touch with those kinds of people way more than others, and I can say, that they can be amazing, and horrifiing at the same time, depending on the level of inability. Though, that human is more disabled than any od yall people. Keep doing whatcha doing (if it's not raping people) :D
Oh yeah, my blood was boiling when I came across that one, FFS, for some detail work, trust me, having a high functioning autistic person doing your work, chances are you won't find better.
I've had foremen love my work because I refuse to half ass it unless I'm just plain fed up with that project at that point and have wasted 5+ hours doing it the right way. My only problem is the social problems.
To stop flat earthers send them to space and if they say it is fake send them into space without a space suit