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  • @soraliamsdottir6630
    @soraliamsdottir6630 Před 4 lety +1374

    The onion is actually dying because they can’t make up anything more stupid than what’s going on right now.

    • @Trelior
      @Trelior Před 4 lety +81

      I swear there are movements out there whose entire mission statements are to make people question whether or not their bullshit is actually real or not.

    • @doofusloofus8359
      @doofusloofus8359 Před 4 lety +17

      "Oh No" on both accounts

    • @toast_0h
      @toast_0h Před 4 lety +1

      LMFAO

    • @vanessaotor3817
      @vanessaotor3817 Před 4 lety +1

      OOF

    • @deltazero7262
      @deltazero7262 Před 4 lety

      I can submit ideas to them for more bull shit

  • @craftychemist1391
    @craftychemist1391 Před 5 lety +4355

    Using oils instead of sunscreen on a kid
    Crispy baby

    • @potatohot7799
      @potatohot7799 Před 5 lety +172

      Chaotic Cartoons yummy baked human

    • @mcstriker
      @mcstriker Před 5 lety +231

      So *THATS* why they always recommend essential oils, so they can have a free dinner, smart thinking!

    • @hectik7335
      @hectik7335 Před 5 lety +114

      this belongs in cursed comments

    • @matrixcato
      @matrixcato Před 5 lety +46

      Tasty baby

    • @mememanboi3355
      @mememanboi3355 Před 5 lety +64

      Oh boy time for some Crispy
      B A B Y

  • @ianthecoolthief6226
    @ianthecoolthief6226 Před 4 lety +658

    Essential oils do work. And by work I mean:
    1: make you smell nice
    2: help you relax
    3: (somewhat) repel mosquitoes
    That's all they do.

    • @starshames
      @starshames Před 3 lety +62

      idk about any others but i know that tea tree oil kills fleas pretty effectively, but is toxic to animals

    • @unusedname2283
      @unusedname2283 Před 3 lety +20

      The woman who said she only puts essential oils on her child was probaly meant in past tense because her child must've been f***ed over somewhere

    • @Renni_Jay
      @Renni_Jay Před 3 lety +22

      Pretty sure they can also melt your skin, some of them, even if they're diluted they can cause some damage, and you're super not supposed to ingest them

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 Před 3 lety +22

      You forgot to add: Possibly attracts all sorts of bugs, the most irritating of people, and can cause potentially lethal and/or life threatening allergic reactions.

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable Před 3 lety +17

      The amount of times I've been recommended lavender essential oils and had to explain that I'm [mildly] allergic to lavender and then had them not understand how I could POSSIBLY have a negative reaction to one of their most sacred smelly oils is.... Too damn many.
      (I specified mildly bc it's just nausea, headaches, a rash/hives if it gets in contact with my skin, etc. but I've heard of other cases where people have had serious life threatening allergies to whatever the essential oil is distilled from (for example lavender essential oils it's lavender), and people STILL not taking it seriously! Like it's a concentrate of the thing they're allergic to! It's literally EXTRA deadly FOH!)

  • @gluk8838
    @gluk8838 Před 4 lety +1550

    “Poor kid’s gonna get Jägerbombed into a double digit IQ” is such an amazing sentence.

    • @mus1k844
      @mus1k844 Před 4 lety +6

      Ikrrrrrrrr 15/10 sentence

    • @theberminator6180
      @theberminator6180 Před 4 lety +1

      Lol

    • @crittersconsidered4763
      @crittersconsidered4763 Před 3 lety +4

      But.. a double digit IQ could be as high as 99, which is considered in the normal range, albeit on the lower end of it. 100 is the baseline for lack of a better word. But it's not awful or anything.

    • @gluk8838
      @gluk8838 Před 3 lety +3

      You sound like you get bullied in 5th period math class

    • @crittersconsidered4763
      @crittersconsidered4763 Před 3 lety +1

      @@gluk8838 idk what's wrong with just sharing what I know but ok lol

  • @aidenbrokar262
    @aidenbrokar262 Před 5 lety +1923

    Half of this stuff is just plain child abuse. The other half is borderline

  • @skylar408
    @skylar408 Před 5 lety +3692

    “If I want to smoke and drink while pregnant I will!”
    Next update: I lost the baby idk how this could have happened!

    • @iraqifoodcart8447
      @iraqifoodcart8447 Před 5 lety +41

      Women shouldn't vote because of shit like this.

    • @potatohot7799
      @potatohot7799 Před 5 lety +188

      Arcane Highlander don’t go so far

    • @fugit1vegaming397
      @fugit1vegaming397 Před 5 lety +120

      Arcane Highlander hey! Some women aren’t dumb!

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 Před 5 lety +117

      @@iraqifoodcart8447 you foolish mortal. denying feminazi's is ok but denying equal rights!? YOU FOOLISH MORTAL

    • @anontheth
      @anontheth Před 5 lety +81

      @@iraqifoodcart8447 those particular types of women shouldn't vote

  • @Furiousa96
    @Furiousa96 Před 3 lety +474

    The one with them shaving the girls head breaks my heart. They're basically telling her she doesn't have a say in her own body, and that is such an important lesson for children to learn.

    • @PJEllison
      @PJEllison Před 3 lety +74

      And that her mom owns her body. Sounds like potential predation to me...

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable Před 3 lety +34

      @@PJEllison
      Fuck my mom molested me and even she didn't do that when I tried giving myself bangs. She just laughed said I reminded her of herself when she was my age, then took me to the hairdressers to get it fixed (I did a REALLY bad job it looked like shit lol)
      Like jfc you know you're a bad parent when you're making a child molestor look good 😒

    • @J43_00
      @J43_00 Před 3 lety +5

      That's something my mom also did to me when I cut like 4 cm of my hair after cutting my bangs a month before that.

    • @coca-colagoodsir2020
      @coca-colagoodsir2020 Před 3 lety +7

      My mother isn't really happy with me wanting to cut my hair even shorter than it is already and it breaks my heart when she says that she like this bob like hair style is on me. I'd like shorter hair similar to guys hair cuts.
      She does support me with my choices of what gender I like but doesn't like that I said I'm non-bionary. Oh well, it's life.

    • @staplegolf9595
      @staplegolf9595 Před 3 lety +5

      Kye Talks the fuck is wrong with her.

  • @nerdynoodles4863
    @nerdynoodles4863 Před 3 lety +426

    Anyone who says "I turned out fine" likely hasn't turned out fine and was just told that by their insane entitled parents

    • @LinkJTO
      @LinkJTO Před 3 lety +5

      Well they only didn’t turn out fine if they want the same thing to happen to others

    • @erikfaz1852
      @erikfaz1852 Před 3 lety +8

      Oh no, I’m smart enough to know I didn’t came out fine, but im too lazy to do something about it

    • @misschauffarde5112
      @misschauffarde5112 Před 3 lety +2

      I did not turn fine i still want to kill every godame parents of this vidéo

    • @dandylion2775
      @dandylion2775 Před 3 lety +1

      That's on parents who got spanked and now spank their children

    • @raynethescribe2772
      @raynethescribe2772 Před 3 lety +1

      My mom: my parents did all this shitty stuff that I'm doing to you and i turned out fine (she wasn't) and so will you
      Me, to my children in the unforseeable future: listen, all this stuff happened to me that my parents did, and it screwed me up majorly, and i want to do everything in my power to give you the best childhood ever

  • @japananimates2034
    @japananimates2034 Před 4 lety +1501

    You are hurting your kids
    Proceeds to say she wants to harm another kid

  • @TheGamingComputerBomb
    @TheGamingComputerBomb Před 4 lety +690

    You know this kinda makes me wanna bring back forced vaccines

  • @jlarrybrewer1149
    @jlarrybrewer1149 Před 4 lety +642

    “My mom whooped me to sleep and I turned out fine” except being addicted to oxy and living with a heroin addict. Please tell me this was fake or someone called CPS🤬🤬

    • @elizabethpichardo7983
      @elizabethpichardo7983 Před 3 lety +17

      Okay!!! Hope someone did hate to be just another bystander 😬

    • @ShotoTodoroki-id1mi
      @ShotoTodoroki-id1mi Před 3 lety +17

      At least your mother wasn't drove into insanity because of your dad, and she cracked one day and poured boiling water on your eye

    • @Thejghostodst
      @Thejghostodst Před 3 lety +7

      @@ShotoTodoroki-id1mi yeah at lest she di not do that

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 Před 3 lety +6

      Please kindly frick off, this is a serious comment chain, not a place to say insensitive crap on your cringe roleplay account.

    • @andreah9587
      @andreah9587 Před 3 lety +2

      @Shoto Todoroki

  • @bariodoesrandomstuff4845
    @bariodoesrandomstuff4845 Před 3 lety +123

    “YOU. ARE. HURTING. YOUR. KIDS.”
    Yeah, true, it may hurt, but at least they live for a longer time, usually 70 years, which is higher than your IQ.

    • @watertank505
      @watertank505 Před 3 lety +7

      OOO THATS A RARE ROAST WE GOT HERE PEOPLE
      NGL THAT WAS EPIC LMFAO

    • @holycrusader3119
      @holycrusader3119 Před 2 lety +2

      quite the rare insult, I agree

  • @sloth_images
    @sloth_images Před 4 lety +781

    I literally had to turn my phone off and take a 25 minute walk after the “Hunting season on a 12 year old transgender student” article

    • @gordiausprime614
      @gordiausprime614 Před 4 lety +40

      Did you go to the store for ammo?

    • @crazyswag2153
      @crazyswag2153 Před 4 lety +43

      NOOB TERROR I hope this is satire.

    • @deusvult2612
      @deusvult2612 Před 4 lety +5

      @@NT-jb2vy they got us in the first half not gona lie

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs Před 4 lety +53

      NOOB TERROR
      I think the most likely person to go to hell is you for judging/wishing death on a child. Imagine thinking god will love you for killing someone lmao

    • @DustinSmith796
      @DustinSmith796 Před 4 lety +6

      NOOB TERROR ok edglord

  • @doiu92
    @doiu92 Před 5 lety +389

    Anti-vaxx Kid: _* Turns 3 *_
    *The Grim Reaper: "It is time"*

    • @sithtyp8151
      @sithtyp8151 Před 5 lety +16

      more like: "sorry I'm late, all this overtime work is killing me."

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 Před 5 lety +5

      Antivaxx: *THE OILS COMPEL YOU*
      Death: what

    • @Danklord-dl4hf
      @Danklord-dl4hf Před 4 lety +5

      Your free trail of living has ended

    • @kancelkulture596
      @kancelkulture596 Před 4 lety +2

      Child: *M-Mommy.. I dont feel so good..*
      Antivaxx Mom: *You’re alright.*

    • @ihavenoideawhatimdoing9810
      @ihavenoideawhatimdoing9810 Před 4 lety +2

      Anti vaxx kid terns 18 fine I’ll do it myself

  • @beansmcgee9992
    @beansmcgee9992 Před 4 lety +340

    The one about the “hunting season” made me cry a little bit. The fact that grown adults can’t just accept who a child is is truly disgusting.

    • @dionysus913
      @dionysus913 Před 3 lety +50

      Yeah, feel bad for the kid. Also, these grown adults announced that they wanted to kill a kid with a knife! I hope they’re in jail.

    • @josalynnbaeta1370
      @josalynnbaeta1370 Před 3 lety +47

      I had to stop watching at that one for a few minutes because it cut a little deep into the feels. I hope they are ok....

    • @Hyperborean_Skibidi
      @Hyperborean_Skibidi Před 3 lety +2

      timestamp

    • @josalynnbaeta1370
      @josalynnbaeta1370 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Hyperborean_Skibidi 8:38

    • @Hyperborean_Skibidi
      @Hyperborean_Skibidi Před 3 lety +21

      @@josalynnbaeta1370 holy shit those parents are insane

  • @jasquerotte9151
    @jasquerotte9151 Před 3 lety +49

    So about the parents declaring hunting season against the trans kid, there's and update:
    Appereantly there were students from that same school protesting the hate with their mouths taped, because "actions speak louder than words" and holding up signs going along the lines of "we don't tolerate threats".
    Someone also started a GoFundMe for the family to move away to a safer neighbourhood.
    So glad that Maddie is being supported through her struggles.

    • @ashlynnheller8400
      @ashlynnheller8400 Před 3 lety +9

      At least the kid knows she has a few allies at that hellhole if she couldn't move.

  • @JeremyRedus
    @JeremyRedus Před 5 lety +494

    "hes gonna be a villain if this keeps up."
    *doofenshmirtz intensifies*

    • @unicorninvader8783
      @unicorninvader8783 Před 5 lety +22

      🎵Doofenshmirts Evil Incorporated!🎵

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 Před 5 lety +5

      Jeremy Redus ......First dimension or second dimension Doof?

    • @YaBoyPerun
      @YaBoyPerun Před 5 lety +14

      Time to get my VACCINEINATOR

    • @krunchyk1tk4t28
      @krunchyk1tk4t28 Před 5 lety +7

      Jeremy Redus "it all started when I was eight years old and my mother invited all of her friends to my birthday party because I had none" :(

    • @mccheese7732
      @mccheese7732 Před 4 lety +2

      or back in black is the right song

  • @teriyaki_wings
    @teriyaki_wings Před 5 lety +1803

    these are the same parents that'll be wondering why their kids never call or visit them when they're older . gee , i wonder why .
    EDIT : for clarification , when i said ‘they’ll be wondering why their kids won’t want to call or visit when they’re older’ i meant that when the kids grow up , the parents are most likely going to be wondering why their kids aren’t calling or visiting - that’s what i was getting at . sorry for the confusion .

    • @daichie97
      @daichie97 Před 5 lety +107

      Pretty sure most of them won't have kids that grow old

    • @canon3222
      @canon3222 Před 5 lety +60

      "surprised pikachu"

    • @vulpinecatastrophe9377
      @vulpinecatastrophe9377 Před 5 lety +68

      And then they'll guilt trip their kids

    • @orbitalpyth6471
      @orbitalpyth6471 Před 5 lety +17

      Mom: hey um sorry for not getting your vaccine for you😰
      Your gf bff: oh so your the person that kill my bff bf I'm calling the cops b####
      Mom: 😬😬😬😬not if I call them on you first for killing MY son
      Your gf bff: to late they'll be there in 5 minutes.

    • @andreaaranda4452
      @andreaaranda4452 Před 5 lety +13

      because they're dead

  • @kegantownley3315
    @kegantownley3315 Před 3 lety +112

    "Vaccines are sorcery"
    Skyrim fans line up around the block chanting the fus roh da

    • @ink9024
      @ink9024 Před 3 lety +2

      Nah man I'm calling odahviing to fight along side me

    • @colapickle643
      @colapickle643 Před 3 lety

      Summon the Dragonborn

    • @phobia7786
      @phobia7786 Před 3 lety

      Fus Roh Dah Fus Roh Dah Fus Roh Dah Fus Roh Dah

  • @devinspencer1678
    @devinspencer1678 Před 3 lety +48

    "I turned out fine! Although I'm out of oxycnotin so I might try my man's heroine and whoop my kids to sleep." This is almost structured like a joke, so I'm going to preserve what little hope for humanity I have left, and act like it is.

  • @tailsstyles2951
    @tailsstyles2951 Před 4 lety +679

    Where's that mom that buzzed her kids hair off?
    I just wanna talk to her.

    • @kgrimes4934
      @kgrimes4934 Před 4 lety +74

      Thank you, I have never wanted to reach through a screen so much. I don't know to comfort the daughter or confront the bully that is supposed to protect her.

    • @milktea543
      @milktea543 Před 4 lety +59

      I believed there’s actually continuations on that saga! I think the parent responsible for shaving the girl’s head lost custody? I definitely remembered the severe backlash for sure.

    • @urmomdotcom4039
      @urmomdotcom4039 Před 4 lety +20

      The daughter looked so sad :( :(

    • @shaima616
      @shaima616 Před 4 lety +3

      Talk?

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 4 lety +6

      Milk Tea oh god I hope so the poor kid

  • @justas423
    @justas423 Před 5 lety +633

    Guy: *going 80 mph with an unbuckled baby*
    Guy: *Suddenly stops the car*
    Baby: *is yeeted outta the car at terminal velocity*

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 Před 5 lety +43

      the ufcking idea of a baby just being yeeted out of a window. just... fucking hell.

    • @jessopreason6389
      @jessopreason6389 Před 5 lety +24

      Is the Gatorade ok?

    • @justas423
      @justas423 Před 5 lety +28

      @@jessopreason6389 yeah. The baby corpse broke the fall

    • @fish-pw8fh
      @fish-pw8fh Před 5 lety +30

      this both physically hurts me and makes me laugh

    • @nicolasreyesgarcia6609
      @nicolasreyesgarcia6609 Před 5 lety +14

      Fin fact babies do not have a total solid eskelet cuz they need to be semi liquid to be born, so if you slam a baby hard enough against a wall they explode like a water balloom. And no i'm not a psicho i Just have a really weird pshisiology teacher

  • @worshipwormking2327
    @worshipwormking2327 Před 4 lety +14

    As a trans minor, that 'Hunting Season' one was pretty terrifying. It's hard to convey how terrifying it is to remember people want you dead for existing. Makes me scared to ask people to call me the right name.

    • @JPRK88
      @JPRK88 Před 4 lety +4

      This is so insane and it's not a thing that usually happens! It isn't always easy, but most countries are a lot safer than they used to be and safer than other people may still make you think. Don't let it scare you into hiding.
      Source: both having read recent research on trans health and being a counsellor for trans people, mostly teenagers

    • @worshipwormking2327
      @worshipwormking2327 Před 4 lety +3

      @@JPRK88 Thank you for this. I realize where I live is actually pretty accepting. It's just scary to know that it's possible.

  • @quetzalcoatlustheflyinggir5111

    "thats satan reserving a spot in hell for you"
    No oz, thats satan having a stroke because not even the lord of evil would THINK of doing HALF of these things.
    Im sorry to say youre wrong, but i thought that satan may have been offended by the thought he would be WILLING to have such monsters in the same universe as him.

    • @somerandomjohn1329
      @somerandomjohn1329 Před 3 lety +9

      God: There is a reason why I give you the shit people.

    • @PastelxLost
      @PastelxLost Před 3 lety +2

      LOL THAT KILLED ME. 😂😂

    • @watertank505
      @watertank505 Před 3 lety +3

      well basically satan and god aint the the same universe with humans and each other
      why i did even bother saying that i dont belive in god or things like that but i agree with u anyway lmfao

    • @rabidraccoon1736
      @rabidraccoon1736 Před 2 lety

      YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE PEOPLE I WILL ESCORT TO SATAN MYSELF

    • @BoomBoomSoup
      @BoomBoomSoup Před 2 lety

      @@rabidraccoon1736 ME TOO

  • @ryanluther5785
    @ryanluther5785 Před 4 lety +149

    4:03
    Hey, this one actually has a happy ending! She posted this to her Facebook in a whole "Ha ha, look at my daughter misbehaving" thing, but other people saw this f*cked up behavior and called CPS on her! As far as I know, the woman has been rightfully separated from her daughter.

  • @irnbru6418
    @irnbru6418 Před 4 lety +456

    Didn't the women who cut her daughter's hair go to prison for like child endangerment or abuse or something like that

    • @fandomfancy2450
      @fandomfancy2450 Před 4 lety +24

      Do you have the article link? I would love to see that woman get what she deserves

    • @irnbru6418
      @irnbru6418 Před 4 lety +36

      @@fandomfancy2450 believe it is this one
      www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5358247/Mother-says-daughters-hair-chopped-highlights.html

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 Před 4 lety +94

      Hope she did. Parents need to stop thinking they own their kids bodies. It's one thing being in charge of someone, it's another thing to believe that they don't deserve basic autonomy

    • @Gamemaster-64
      @Gamemaster-64 Před 4 lety +26

      @@irnbru6418 of course it was a STEP parent. they seem to be the more crazy when it comes to kids that not their own and shows why the actual parent divorce the one married the step fuck when they allow it.
      edit: I think that a different asshoe. That one about highlights(only can view link and a little bit of the article before crying about adblock is being used). the one in the video seem to be about touching scissors for the reason.

    • @burger-man4175
      @burger-man4175 Před 4 lety +6

      @@sarahamira5732 sounds like slavery

  • @breadcrumb5747
    @breadcrumb5747 Před 3 lety +38

    Parents: have a child
    Also parents when that child acts like a child: “bruh.”

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety

      Parents: have a child
      Child: acts like a child
      Parents: roses are red, bruises are blue, now shut the fuck up before I beat and drug you.
      Sorry for getting r/curesedcomments but I feel like this fits here based on the types of psychotic parents seen here.

    • @johnathanegbert9277
      @johnathanegbert9277 Před 2 lety

      why.

  • @icetiger-4760
    @icetiger-4760 Před 4 lety +228

    “Poor kid is gonna get Jager-bombed into a double digit iq”
    Yep. And the first digit is gonna be 0

    • @whitewolfgaming6087
      @whitewolfgaming6087 Před 3 lety +1

      IQ of the kid would probably be 01 while mine is around 165

    • @whitewolfgaming6087
      @whitewolfgaming6087 Před 3 lety +1

      Idk I didn’t do an iq test but I’m doing good in school so I bet I have an over(ish) iq

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety +8

      @@whitewolfgaming6087 thats the joke. and i'd say take an iq test before you make a claim on your iq.

    • @whitewolfgaming6087
      @whitewolfgaming6087 Před 3 lety +1

      *Understandable have a nice day*

    • @blue-ze-color
      @blue-ze-color Před 3 lety +4

      @@whitewolfgaming6087 probably 00

  • @journey1822
    @journey1822 Před 4 lety +349

    “My mother whooped me to sleep and o turned out fine”
    Also her:
    “I’m considering herion because I ran out of OxyContin and I’m having withdrawals”

    • @trainerkai1313
      @trainerkai1313 Před 4 lety +13

      Yeah....people need to be sterilized

    • @sharknom8867
      @sharknom8867 Před 4 lety +19

      Yup yup
      Also if you went through crap and you say “ oohhh I turned out fine” you probably didn’t

    • @amandahugenkiss2310
      @amandahugenkiss2310 Před 4 lety +9

      It’s kind of suspicious that they never clearly define “fine”.

    • @redblzck
      @redblzck Před 4 lety +1

      What about the 500mg of melatonin? I really hope that was a typo. The standard is 3mg. 500 would be a lethal dose.

    • @sock4life95
      @sock4life95 Před 4 lety +3

      *oxycoden

  • @BossMr51
    @BossMr51 Před 4 lety +170

    Imagine being Dissapointed your kid gets 16k scholarship

    • @flinggonza5688
      @flinggonza5688 Před 4 lety +1

      Greedy people will go to hell 🙃

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 Před 4 lety

      I once had..

    • @uzairrahman4640
      @uzairrahman4640 Před 4 lety

      @Tadamichi Goto that's sad as hell. I'd kill for a scholarship

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 Před 4 lety

      @Tadamichi Goto ..........i would go to authorities ovee that one tbh.

  • @VechsDavion
    @VechsDavion Před 3 lety +40

    "Being injected with sorcery sound pretty F'ing cool" I'm from 2021. That aged like milk. Big OOF.

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před 2 lety +4

      What happened, I sort of live under rock?

    • @macdonaldsmilkjug5022
      @macdonaldsmilkjug5022 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Karak-_- I'm not sure of anything in particular happened that made the quote age badly, but I think it's like that because (without context) it sound like it's promoting drugs imo.

    • @jadyndenys7736
      @jadyndenys7736 Před 2 lety

      He predicted covid mate

    • @flother4834
      @flother4834 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@Karak-_-covid

  • @NotAHologram
    @NotAHologram Před 4 lety +35

    "my kids gonna pass"
    Yeah, they're gonna pass the cemetery portal

  • @travismudd3564
    @travismudd3564 Před 4 lety +278

    To the lucky kiddo that got the $16,000 scholarship, if you somehow end up here and by some miracle find this comment:
    Congratulations! I hope your college life goes/is going/went great. And I hope you got away from that toxic mother of yours.

    • @juanhermoso3000
      @juanhermoso3000 Před 4 lety +2

      I think the mom wants him to be unrealistically better so she can leach off of him
      Not sure tho

  • @godslaw75
    @godslaw75 Před 4 lety +148

    Wait wait she's giving the child 500mg of melatonin the average adult takes maybe 5 to 15 mg wow wow holy crap call CPS!

    • @LmaoMoni
      @LmaoMoni Před 4 lety +4

      godslaw 75 that raised my eyebrow too

    • @grouch314
      @grouch314 Před 4 lety +14

      Holy crap. The bottle I have recommends 2-10mg for adults. Even a 10 year old is small enough that they should take maybe 1mg max and that's under the supervision of a doctor. That parent is destroying her kids liver and/or kidneys. She's straight up poisoning them as well as drugging them to sleep

    • @notatrollll
      @notatrollll Před 4 lety +2

      Thankfully, melatonin in high doses isnt very toxic, just useless. Im more worried the parent will give their kid heroin

    • @CeresEros
      @CeresEros Před 4 lety +1

      notatrollll they probably will

    • @gamerman280theriault9
      @gamerman280theriault9 Před 4 lety +3

      Oh sweet mother of Jesus is anyone else going to mention she's been getting high on cough syrup while driving

  • @what.2060
    @what.2060 Před 4 lety +215

    Nobody:
    No one at all:
    Not a single subatomic particle in the entire universe:
    Evil parents:TRANS KID SEASON TRANS KID SEASON TRANS KID SEASON TRANS KID SEASON

    • @loveyourstargirl
      @loveyourstargirl Před 4 lety +36

      As someone thats has a trans friend this makes me want to single-handedly hunt those “parents” down and shove and many things as i can down their throat until they suffocate. And if i get the chance,i will.

    • @cupcakejack7375
      @cupcakejack7375 Před 3 lety +16

      @@loveyourstargirl Same. I have a lot of trans friends. That just... THAT PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF

    • @firebug9019
      @firebug9019 Před 3 lety +9

      I'm sorry if this is rude in any way, but what do they mean by "trans kid season"?
      Edit: Ok, I figured it out. I jow want to fight those people.

    • @fatuusdottore
      @fatuusdottore Před 3 lety +1

      The person was peeking under stalls tho...

    • @cinnamon_tony_crunch560
      @cinnamon_tony_crunch560 Před 3 lety +2

      I wanna sew their eyes open and feed them melatonin

  • @nerd-pi7zh
    @nerd-pi7zh Před 3 lety +12

    I have a adopted brother, his mom left after birth and his dad is in prison. My brother is 2 now and he's the sweetest most energetic child in the world so I am glad he is with us.

  • @electricbluetempest2448
    @electricbluetempest2448 Před 5 lety +594

    The woman at 4:30 got arrested for child abuse after that photo was shared, I heard.

    • @geraldgrenier8132
      @geraldgrenier8132 Před 5 lety +161

      When he was reading the story I was assuming she was made at her preschooler playing with scissors, then I saw the photo, and the age of the kid actually made it worse as there no safety concerns justification either!

    • @electricbluetempest2448
      @electricbluetempest2448 Před 5 lety +146

      The girl was like 13 or 14. And apparently cutting someone else’s hair without their consent is considered assault, idk if that’s true in all states or not.

    • @geraldgrenier8132
      @geraldgrenier8132 Před 5 lety +113

      @@electricbluetempest2448 yep any unwanted contact is technically assault. There are exceptions like reasonable parental discipline, be the default touch someone without consent is assault.
      that teacher the cutt her a students hair against their will was likewise charged

    • @faeryb0mb517
      @faeryb0mb517 Před 5 lety +26

      Good

    • @nobodyimportant9603
      @nobodyimportant9603 Před 5 lety +12

      Good.

  • @justsomebunni7492
    @justsomebunni7492 Před 5 lety +261

    "Injected by scorcery" sounds like a black sabbath album

  • @undeadknight01
    @undeadknight01 Před 3 lety +5

    That open hunting season on the 12 year old student made me so angry. Time to get her out of that school ASAP!

  • @thatonepenguinyoumightsee7191

    “My parents beat my and I turned out fine!” Is probably one of my least favorite sentences ever formed. Never teach a child that discipline and violence go together.

    • @draconicalaanddrakner3261
      @draconicalaanddrakner3261 Před rokem

      Wanna hear smth weird? Apparently my dad used to give me beatings for messing up when I was younger. The reason I can't confirm this (or most of anything that's happened ever in my life) is because I don't remember it happening.

  • @jedimindglitch89
    @jedimindglitch89 Před 4 lety +108

    Smoking while pregnant, more like
    *L A G G Y A B O R T I O N*

    • @wonderlandghoul
      @wonderlandghoul Před 4 lety +1

      My mom when she was pregnant with me: *S M O K E*
      Me now: AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (I have so many mental problems it's not funny)

    • @Ria-gd8ok
      @Ria-gd8ok Před 4 lety

      @@wonderlandghoul Hope ya get better

  • @MinecraftLover58
    @MinecraftLover58 Před 5 lety +193

    Even my essential oils mom knows not to expose skin that's had oils on it to direct sunlight... Jesus

    • @tifawockhardt
      @tifawockhardt Před 5 lety +7

      but are you vaccinated

    • @not_wednesdayadams
      @not_wednesdayadams Před 5 lety +14

      Alex DeBroux eh, that stereotype is annoying to me because I’m fully vaxxed, my mom just uses oils for headaches and soreness and stuff but it’s like “I had a headache and my mom used peppermint oil-“ “oMG ArE u vAcCiNAtEd,,???”

    • @Eternal_Tank
      @Eternal_Tank Před 5 lety +3

      are there really oils that help with heaches ? Because i usually drag through my chores make my room as dark as it can get and try to sleep it through xD

    • @MinecraftLover58
      @MinecraftLover58 Před 5 lety +6

      @Alex DeBroux don't worry. I'm very vaccinated

    • @belokuikini271
      @belokuikini271 Před 5 lety +11

      @@tifawockhardt He has to because you generally learn to read and write at age 5-6, an age which an unvaccinated child is unlikely to reach

  • @rosiebee1585
    @rosiebee1585 Před 3 lety +26

    8:37 as a trans person this genuinely scared me. I'm kinda newer to realizing it but I've already started coming to terms and trying to figure out what I need to feel right, but remembering what people think bout us and how willing they are to kill us gets me extremely terrified.

  • @brettcowgill3830
    @brettcowgill3830 Před 4 lety +39

    Me after seeing this: Where is my death note!

    • @staplegolf9595
      @staplegolf9595 Před 3 lety +1

      I gotchu bro

    • @staplegolf9595
      @staplegolf9595 Před 3 lety +1

      KebabToastWaffle bruh

    • @tinkersans
      @tinkersans Před 3 lety

      ikr- gonna just write down a lot of names and then maybe another name :)

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety

      Can you please write my name on it and put my cause of death as a peaceful passing away after the perfect night with my dream girlfriend. I want one good night before I check out of this world and kiss this hell goodbye. Don’t worry I’ll be keeping tabs on the world from hell. Satan said he would keep my room ready for when I got back.

  • @SkinnerNoah
    @SkinnerNoah Před 5 lety +254

    Hagrid: youre a wizard Harry!
    Harry: but i... i CAN'T be a wizard, I'm unvaccinated!
    Hagrid: oh, nevermind. *Exits through destroyed doorway*

  • @DragonRuler-xp8fy
    @DragonRuler-xp8fy Před 4 lety +143

    "Imagine getting bullied by the bullies mom."
    I know exactly how that feels.
    It's a long road of depression and loneliness.

    • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
      @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 Před 4 lety +5

      I know how you feel. In the third grade, one of the moms started spreading rumors about me

    • @AnnabelRoss6789
      @AnnabelRoss6789 Před 4 lety +2

      But the difference is that bullying between adults is that it's illegal.

    • @gretablackwell495
      @gretablackwell495 Před 4 lety +6

      Being bullied by adults fucking sucks. (Personally, I had to deal with a teacher) I hope you’re doing better now than you were previously, even if it’s only by a small amount.

    • @emerald_menace582
      @emerald_menace582 Před 4 lety

      - incert same meme -

    • @ARCHIVED9610
      @ARCHIVED9610 Před 4 lety

      Greta Blackwell I got screamed at and shamed by a teacher in 4th grade for not good reasons and because I didn’t get good scores because she didn’t teach well.

  • @sydissupercool
    @sydissupercool Před 4 lety +70

    mom: i'll drink if i wanna drink during my pregnancy
    the baby: [has multiple things wrong with it]
    mom: [surprised pikachu]

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 Před 3 lety +4

      Then she blames everything on vaccines and spreads more lies.

    • @sydissupercool
      @sydissupercool Před 3 lety

      @@shadow_shine3578 "nasa did this they infected MY baby with their SATELLITES and blah blah blah"

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 Před 3 lety

      @@sydissupercool uggg

    • @arek.k8688
      @arek.k8688 Před 3 lety

      The baby will have cancer and it will die

    • @IHateHardThings
      @IHateHardThings Před 3 lety

      @@arek.k8688 That's Actually Possible

  • @corrnycobb7
    @corrnycobb7 Před 4 lety +22

    10:25
    Nobody
    Random parent:
    So currently getting my kids addicted to sleep drugs

  • @hannahjanis8616
    @hannahjanis8616 Před 4 lety +216

    "I AM WILLING TO KICK THE UNBORN."
    I died.

  • @victorzoela7879
    @victorzoela7879 Před 4 lety +109

    1:49 “If I want my child to die during pregnancy then that’s my choice”

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss Před 4 lety +5

      No different from the "pro choice" people. They're not functioning adults. They're spoiled children. They never learned that choices have consequences and that you cannot just throw a tantrum and then be spared the consequences of your choices and actions. Their mothers failed to teach them, so now reality will. Probably not with the baby, since they don't give a fuck if they lose it, but sooner or later there will be consequences they literally cannot avoid, and that lesson will be absolutely brutal.

    • @EC-rd9ys
      @EC-rd9ys Před 3 lety +2

      Inflicting death is fine but possibility of mental and health disorders = insane parent.

    • @jay-qh5ky
      @jay-qh5ky Před 3 lety

      KaeYoss uhh what about rape? that exists. there are 13 year olds who get pregnant, don’t have a choice, and are forced to deliver a baby that they do not want and cannot take care of because of anti-abortion people, like yourself

    • @deta3927
      @deta3927 Před 3 lety

      @@KaeYoss people get raped/assaulted all the time, or they find out that there is something wrong with the pregnancy (perhaps the mother's health suddenly took a decline or the family's situation suddenly changed too drastically for them to be safely welcome a newborn). Are you going to tell them to just "live with it"? I agree that you shouldn't get pregnant willy nilly then abort the kid, but abortion is necessary and life-changing in a lot of cases.

  • @trashmammal9203
    @trashmammal9203 Před 3 lety +4

    The antivax mom who left the movement must've felt so much grief realizing that she put her babies under unnecessary suffering and possible danger.

  • @Gaypotatochips-UwU
    @Gaypotatochips-UwU Před 4 lety +49

    I was a who cut her bangs and I just got a slap on the wrist for this and now I have a bowl cut with no bangs

  • @hojdoj3567
    @hojdoj3567 Před 5 lety +340

    these people:*exist*
    god: (Y) shame
    satan: cha cha real smooth

  • @michellemartinov5844
    @michellemartinov5844 Před 5 lety +291

    And congrats to the young man who got the 16,000 scholarship! You did great!

    • @jamesisaac7684
      @jamesisaac7684 Před 5 lety

      but how? from his mom's post he haven't gotten any As or Bs.

    • @michellemartinov5844
      @michellemartinov5844 Před 5 lety +5

      I’m quite sure he must have decent grades just not “straight A’s” in all classes inclusive of honor’s courses which of course give you the additional point of 5 rather than the 4. That’s how I had greater than a 4.0 when I graduated high school 100 years ago.

    • @kendraluna964
      @kendraluna964 Před 5 lety +6

      I did a bit of some research. The college he was going to (NM state) had like an average of a $7,091 tuition. I honestly feel pretty bad for that kid based on how his mom reacted. Not to mention how most college aged kids now a days get part time jobs. He didn't choose some expensive ivy league college, and his scholarship should have made his mom proud. It wasn't a ridiculously great scholarship, but he likely didn't need a ridiculously great scholarship.

    • @kendraluna964
      @kendraluna964 Před 5 lety +5

      Not to mention that there's a lottery scholarship in New Mexico, so he likely got other scholarships alongside the one he got.

    • @michellemartinov5844
      @michellemartinov5844 Před 5 lety +1

      Well said Kendra!

  • @lilliandrought6221
    @lilliandrought6221 Před 3 lety +13

    Lmao 4:38 is my cat. He's fine and safe now we just had to move him into my sister's place where he's retired as an indoor cat. I miss him but I still get to see him. Also fun fact: this wasn't the first time a neighbour has tried to steal our cat

    • @BrandonCurington1
      @BrandonCurington1 Před 3 lety +3

      [X] Doubt

    • @lilliandrought6221
      @lilliandrought6221 Před 3 lety +2

      @@BrandonCurington1 on god. His Instagram is frick_the_cat . My sister runs the account

    • @BrandonCurington1
      @BrandonCurington1 Před 3 lety

      @@lilliandrought6221 k

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety +2

      I hope frick is safe. And he looks like a good boi

    • @holycrusader3119
      @holycrusader3119 Před 2 lety

      @@lilliandrought6221 did you name the cat it because whenever it scratches your legs while you're petting it you went "frick"

  • @billy4734
    @billy4734 Před 4 lety +13

    "Poor kids gonna get jaeger bombed into a double-digit IQ"
    Nice

  • @alexandratrigg4778
    @alexandratrigg4778 Před 5 lety +420

    11:00 "I turned out fine"-Woman who drugs her children and is addicted to Oxycotton

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 Před 5 lety +42

      I know right? What alarms me even more is that 10mg is the MAXIMUM safe dosage for melatonin. For adults. Her kids won’t last very long.

    • @girlscanbedrummers5449
      @girlscanbedrummers5449 Před 5 lety +18

      Who knows what else she does behind closed doors. If I would've saw that post I would have reported it and then reported her. Or at least tell me someone did. For the love of god, please tell me someone did...

    • @jan3211200
      @jan3211200 Před 5 lety +6

      I felt my iq drop seeing this video

    • @aspwned
      @aspwned Před 5 lety +7

      @@aidenmiller3832 no, actually. I'm on 20mg, but that might be because laws are different? I live in Australia so idk

    • @absolutelynobodycares
      @absolutelynobodycares Před 5 lety +15

      Nah. You can eat tremendous amounts of melatonin, as its just a hormone, before its really dangerous. Sure you'll probably have a bit of a "hangover" if you eat more than that. It would be sold very cautiously if it was dangerous. In the US you can pretty much pick it up at walmart, from what i've been told.
      But it does ring some alarm bells when you feed your toddlers any type of sleeping medication.

  • @MrWereWolfGirl
    @MrWereWolfGirl Před 5 lety +169

    My child can't fall asleep...
    I am gonna beat it until it falls asleep! - Mother of the freaking year right there.

    • @tenhirankei
      @tenhirankei Před 5 lety +15

      The child may have more trouble waking up.

    • @jamesisaac7684
      @jamesisaac7684 Před 5 lety +1

      talk to some Asian people.

    • @jesterjacks3933
      @jesterjacks3933 Před 5 lety +7

      My mom did that to me and look at me now, I'm a fuckin trainwreck in progress with trust issues, depression and anxiety.

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 Před 5 lety

      KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* CPS OPEN UP

    • @the_jingo
      @the_jingo Před 5 lety +1

      Millicent Schächter it’s not always about you no one care about you

  • @the_hebrewhammer
    @the_hebrewhammer Před 4 lety +14

    watching this while my own insane parents are going off about how wifi is injecting radiation into us or some shit

    • @domino5525
      @domino5525 Před 3 lety

      that’s more ducking dumb the saying cheese is made of poop

    • @GranddukeofWales
      @GranddukeofWales Před 3 lety

      @@domino5525 the fuck?

  • @allencassidy3970
    @allencassidy3970 Před 4 lety +6

    “Keep clean with hydrogen peroxide”
    *DUDE THAT SHIT DISSOLVES BLOOD*

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety

      Yes. But it’s also useful for infections. And I’m sure you know precisely how those psychopaths were going to use is, by basically using it as a water wash on an open wound. **shudders** I wish these insane people used their “hacks” and “advice” on themselves before they killed children. Cus then we can call it suicide the long way around and send the kid off to a place that will actually care for them.

  • @roselamps_studios7811
    @roselamps_studios7811 Před 4 lety +472

    That poor trans kid! Like christ she is being herself!

    • @cannibalpunk
      @cannibalpunk Před 4 lety +18

      Present mic I love you

    • @dinoramanimations3291
      @dinoramanimations3291 Před 4 lety +77

      We should open ‘hunting season’ on the parents

    • @basti2850
      @basti2850 Před 4 lety +23

      @@dinoramanimations3291 that would be good because then I can see just how good I am at sensing c**ts
      (Censored because why the heck not)

    • @existenceispain_geekthesiren
      @existenceispain_geekthesiren Před 4 lety +10

      And so many people are against this, it’s horrible...

    • @alexanderbrennan1984
      @alexanderbrennan1984 Před 4 lety +34

      @A.W. Stephens trans people exist. The kid had known she was male to female since she was 9, doctors and therapists agreed with her and her parents.

  • @skye3538
    @skye3538 Před 5 lety +240

    The one around 8:10 physically hurt me. Having a 4.0 GPA only got my brother $1,200 in scholarships (this year). Grades aren't all that (though truly earning good grades by being a hard worker definitely helps you stay in college).

    • @kirkt3970
      @kirkt3970 Před 5 lety +15

      That's garbage. Is he going to a good college?
      It might be that this guy got into a better college, but tell him I said congratulations

    • @calciumrods1779
      @calciumrods1779 Před 5 lety +12

      It also infuriates me. Listen, some people get mostly A grades with some B grades. Who would act like that?!?

    • @s0udap0p82
      @s0udap0p82 Před 5 lety +6

      Yeah. My parents push me to have the best grades possible, but I doubt a B+ every once in a while isn’t too bad.

    • @imjustapancake3188
      @imjustapancake3188 Před 5 lety +4

      That’s actually crazy... and sad, but also despicable. I’m sorry about that

    • @angelnoukie
      @angelnoukie Před 5 lety +7

      Why does the american school system work like that? Thats disgusting! In the netherlands we dont get it based on our grades or wich sport we play (we don't have a lot of extra sport) the goverment pays for a little and the rest you can borrow

  • @toeseater2855
    @toeseater2855 Před 4 lety +4

    every dreams where i dont see these people suffer is a nightmare

  • @pablito_sexobar
    @pablito_sexobar Před 3 lety +5

    10:32 500 milligrams!? My grandpa gave me 10 milligram pills, my stepdad said that that was way too much. Now he gives me 5 mgs, but 500? Jesus christ.

    • @user-gn4ts8jb7n
      @user-gn4ts8jb7n Před 3 lety

      It actually keeps you up longer if you take to much melatonin.

  • @tarrenr8159
    @tarrenr8159 Před 5 lety +85

    *could you imagine someone just stealing a pet cat?*
    _They seem like the type of people that'd just bite Kit-Kats_

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Dhjsaha if it was going to a better home sure. But (for example) if someone tried to steal _my_ cat, I'd hunt them down and burn them at the stake for stealing my precious Mel, but if it was being mistreated it's ok. I think it's situational about whether stealing a pet is ok. Also... *you don't break kit-kats and eat them? You just straight up bite them? Aaaauugggh whhhhuyyyyyyyyyy.*

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 Před 5 lety +1

      @@Dhjsaha ..that's why you break and then eat them in the wrapper but OK lol. Tell Eddie I said hi!!

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 Před 5 lety

      @@Dhjsaha so that people wouldn't think you're _entirely_ insane. Also you could just freeze the kitkats for like 1 hour and then it'd take longer for the chocolate to melt. But OK lol

    • @tarrenr8159
      @tarrenr8159 Před 5 lety

      @@Dhjsaha *_O O F_* then I have no solutions for you..but still it's weird lol

  • @pumpkingamebox
    @pumpkingamebox Před 4 lety +360

    "Satan has reserved a special place for you in hell"
    ChoosingBeggars: Yay! VIP Treatment, finally!

    • @ohioan7842
      @ohioan7842 Před 4 lety +2

      Keep it at 69 likes

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 Před 4 lety +5

      @@ohioan7842 No... I'm sorry...

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel Před 4 lety +3

      99th. Not sorry in the slightest. I can hear my reservation now...

    • @pumpkingamebox
      @pumpkingamebox Před 4 lety +3

      @Myrtle Jones How do you know it's not real? After death its the unknown. But I would prefer for it to be nothing. Getting used to a new way of existing after death doesn't sound like a good idea.

    • @kayhaven4710
      @kayhaven4710 Před 3 lety

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @ryoakihiko2545
    @ryoakihiko2545 Před 3 lety +5

    This subreddit is the embodiment of the “F*** you, my child is completely fine.” trend on tiktok.

  • @mrscratch1236
    @mrscratch1236 Před 3 lety +9

    I love my parents 10 times more than before after watching this video

  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 5 lety +390

    Thanks for the limited ads youtube.

  • @lizzie8742
    @lizzie8742 Před 4 lety +166

    When anti vax kid falls flat on the floor:
    Anti vax parent:
    Oh! He just fell asleep!

    • @Kubovec20
      @Kubovec20 Před 4 lety +2

      The Kid died So they Said : OH he Is sleaping

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 Před 4 lety +7

      "He's been sleeping for 7 months now, he'll wake up soon."

    • @phyllisherbert
      @phyllisherbert Před 4 lety

      Who says he wasn't asleep beforehand

    • @zillentdelta1339
      @zillentdelta1339 Před 4 lety +4

      Kid: *_drops dead from measles_*
      Anti vaxx mom: _Ruhroh its 5G_

    • @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit
      @Mima_the_vengeful_spirit Před 4 lety +4

      @@zillentdelta1339 Kid: *Dies from Flu*
      Anti-Vaxx: Video games...

  • @shoelacy7101
    @shoelacy7101 Před 3 lety +2

    I hope someone sent that pregnant woman's Snapchat rant to cps so she's on their radar. Hurting your child before their even born, imagine how she'll disregard their health and safety after they were born.

  • @masterbates2744
    @masterbates2744 Před 4 lety +9

    2:21 Hydrogen peroxide is a common disinfectant and on the container is says it can be used for medical purposes
    don't use it like that though because it eats away the healthy tissue too

  • @theneighborhoodidiot7768
    @theneighborhoodidiot7768 Před 4 lety +290

    “Double digit iq”
    *laughs in single digit*

  • @Tom8201
    @Tom8201 Před 5 lety +137

    They could have meant that they were tracking the person's flight. My parents have gone on flight tracker when my sister and I have been flying just to see where we are.

  • @soap9427
    @soap9427 Před 3 lety +4

    “Imagine being bullied by your bullies mom”
    She wouldn’t, we’re to close

  • @a.j.wildes4467
    @a.j.wildes4467 Před 4 lety +2

    To be fair, when I first took a cross-country trip, and even when I went to japan three years ago, my parents tracked me too. That's the only time they've ever done it, and I did allow it. I knew they'd feel better, and it was kind of nice to see them talk about where I was on Facebook and say how proud they were I was actually traveling on my own.

  • @Rachel-fb2bj
    @Rachel-fb2bj Před 4 lety +70

    4:22 kinda ironic that the moms shirt said “prefer warm and cuddly”

  • @mastatheif9909
    @mastatheif9909 Před 5 lety +84

    The woman drinking while pregnant is the reason so many drugs are illegal

    • @icekitty11
      @icekitty11 Před 5 lety +7

      The war on drugs were actually started as a fight against hippies and black people
      Source: www.cnn.com/2016/03/23/politics/john-ehrlichman-richard-nixon-drug-war-blacks-hippie/index.html

    • @runeanonymous9760
      @runeanonymous9760 Před 5 lety +2

      Ice Kitty and now the “Opioid Crisis” is attacking the disabled

  • @DerpySquiddles4043
    @DerpySquiddles4043 Před 4 lety +10

    3:19 honestly if it was just the picture without the actions, it would probably be funny.

  • @NEETKitten
    @NEETKitten Před 3 lety +4

    Me: **has only been vaccinated for measles**
    Also me: **is fine, has never contracted anything more serious than a flu**
    I was lucky, my immune system has always been naturally strong. Don't try this, your kid will probably die.

  • @siraccountless2195
    @siraccountless2195 Před 5 lety +77

    I hate them. I actually hate these people. I didn’t think it was possible for me to hate, but here we are!
    Why tho, what goes through these people’s heads!? What makes them think this is okay??? I can’t...I don’t even want to...
    Good video

  • @autismrobloxian
    @autismrobloxian Před 4 lety +224

    Anti-vaxxer: *hits my mom's Stomach when she is 6 months pregnant for getting me shots*
    Me: *spiderman bat in hand* YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

    • @rainierlozano3093
      @rainierlozano3093 Před 4 lety +15

      _Ignites my $200 Galaxy's edge lightsaber_
      _Jumps on a chair_
      _IT'S OVER KAREN, I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND_

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 Před 4 lety +2

      You guys give up? Or ya thirsty for more?

    • @autismrobloxian
      @autismrobloxian Před 4 lety +1

      ATAAAACK

    • @dead5160
      @dead5160 Před 4 lety +1

      It's me, Carl, CHILL CHILL

    • @emmatorres2391
      @emmatorres2391 Před 4 lety +1

      If you did not beat the crap out of the woman I'm going to sue you and the woman cuz why would someone hurt a pregnant woman

  • @octolinggrimm6387
    @octolinggrimm6387 Před 3 lety +2

    "Hunting Season"
    Welp, time to break out the Bullet Ants and the stimulants, we're gonna cause someone unimaginable pain!

  • @nyoka8931
    @nyoka8931 Před 3 lety +2

    "she looks really smug in her mug shot"
    the smug shot

  • @darthjoe1234
    @darthjoe1234 Před 4 lety +93

    If a Lady pushed my pregnant mom, she catching hands.

    • @khawar4
      @khawar4 Před 4 lety +2

      I have a particularly same ish story. So i used to study at a very rich school at grade 4. And you know thosr people who are the like class clowns or the ones that are always being noisy? Well our section had a lot of them. There was particularly one person. He was foreign and he hated this teacher that was so strict the name of the guy is william . And the feeling was mutual. One day, she got pregnant and the baby died bc of her sleeping position. So we were al sad and sorry. She started understanding patience for becoming a mother so she lowered her temper. We eventually had fun and liked her. Then one day she got pregnant again after some months. Now william came back after 2 days of being absent in the week. He already had a bad record so the teacher scolded him. In return, william punched her tummy so hard that the baby died. He then got expelled and was not allowed to return until college. Now hes an owner of a company and gets embarrassed everytime we have a reunion and talk about the teacher.

    • @alittleninjathatstealsyour9401
      @alittleninjathatstealsyour9401 Před 4 lety

      Khawar Abbasi oh wow he killed a baby, if I did that as a kid I would have such a hard time living with myself and that lady lost two children that’s really sad. To stain your hands at such a young age I can’t even imagine.

    • @calypsooire1975
      @calypsooire1975 Před 4 lety

      @@khawar4 how the hell does he only get embarrased after killing a fucking unborn child, what the fuck

  • @skelenize
    @skelenize Před 4 lety +27

    on multiple occasions, the police could respond "welp, your going to jail" would fix this whole subreddit

  • @phrogtime1513
    @phrogtime1513 Před 4 lety +1

    I got a 70% scholarship from the best high school on my country and my mom yelled at me about how it wasn’t 100%. In 6th grade, when I got an award for art at my school, she yelled at me because I didn’t get science even with my straight A’s. Never knew this was insane parenting until this subreddit.

  • @ancantu9357
    @ancantu9357 Před 3 lety +3

    Aloe Vera can heal sunburn and skin as it is composed of mostly water. It also is the only plant based treatment. I know of that will help with sunburn, or dry skin.

  • @dragonhunter485
    @dragonhunter485 Před 4 lety +67

    "I'll kill her unborn child for saving the other child because I'm an idiot" simple translation for the spider man one

    • @aIchemizedlemniscate
      @aIchemizedlemniscate Před 3 lety

      whats the flag in your pfp?

    • @dragonhunter485
      @dragonhunter485 Před 3 lety

      @@aIchemizedlemniscate bigender

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety +1

      @@dragonhunter485 I love the colours of your pfp flag. I like pastels and I think it’s cute!~
      Idk how to properly say congrats, Cus I admire your confidence. I’m trans and shy as hell about it. Thankfully oz has such a great community here that I can be a bit more open about it and not be worried.

    • @MersuneLiku
      @MersuneLiku Před 3 lety

      @@icetiger-4760 We all vaild here! The internet is one of few places I be openly bi without someone yelling at me saying "iTs JUsT a pHAsE". It refreshing to see people supporting each other

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety

      @@MersuneLiku yeah. The internet isn’t all bad. Despite that there is a section of the internet that doesn’t like that I exist, the love is way louder and so overwhelming.

  • @ChicaChickenXD
    @ChicaChickenXD Před 5 lety +75

    the girl whos head got shaved kinda rocks it. I hope she’s doing well.

    • @jaegercat6702
      @jaegercat6702 Před 5 lety +9

      MaxieBoyo honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if she murdered her mom.

    • @thelocalcrusader9522
      @thelocalcrusader9522 Před 4 lety +4

      El in stranger things season 1 was almost bald *still a badass though*

    • @ShaneSDCR
      @ShaneSDCR Před 4 lety +1

      @@thelocalcrusader9522 Nice

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 4 lety +4

      If I went to school with her I’d keep her company every single day and tell her her home life isn’t normal, she’s being abused, she’s not alone and it _will_ get better. My friend with a questionably strict mom always spent the day at my home and my own mom took her in like a dog who adopts kittens

    • @scarletadventures7682
      @scarletadventures7682 Před 4 lety +1

      @@jaegercat6702 Hmmmm The Act?

  • @TheNightcoreWarrior
    @TheNightcoreWarrior Před 3 lety +2

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how far Oz has come in such a short amount of time

  • @mors134
    @mors134 Před 3 lety +1

    God looking at all the horrible parents makes me realise that the bar for being a somewhat decent parent is so low that even I could probably manage to be one if I ever so choose to get a one.

  • @smartaleckduck4135
    @smartaleckduck4135 Před 5 lety +181

    Do you ever wonder if the people who started the Anti-Vaxx trend regret their decision?

    • @foxkid2738
      @foxkid2738 Před 5 lety +19

      Most anti vax arguements root back to a article losely coneccting vaccinations and autsim. 9/11 of the scientist that wrote if have disproved or disassocited with the paper.

    • @smartaleckduck4135
      @smartaleckduck4135 Před 5 lety +4

      @@foxkid2738 wow, that's interesting, I never knew that!

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle Před 4 lety +2

      it was written by a quack to begin with

    • @cats1970
      @cats1970 Před 4 lety +11

      Well, the main dude responsible (the leader of that one insane discredited vaccines=autism study) wrote it because he had a different type of vaccine patented and did some fucked up marketing. He lost his license and had some real big legal trouble. Now he still speaks as an anti-vaxx guru (though he’s not allowed to comment on it calling himself a doctor anymore) and anti-vaxxers see him as a martyr. He makes millions selling books about his “tragic life story as a hunted witch.”

    • @jessicataylor7174
      @jessicataylor7174 Před 4 lety

      @@foxkid2738 Yes, Andrew Wakefield...total POS! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Wakefield

  • @arpadpinter6050
    @arpadpinter6050 Před 5 lety +91

    2:49
    Why is there 5 minute crafts content here
    I thought this was r/ insaneparents

  • @sharplily
    @sharplily Před 4 lety +1

    13:41 that face just describes the BRUH moment in her head so perfectly

  • @kendallstafford1141
    @kendallstafford1141 Před 3 lety

    Almost 2 years later and you're almost to 550k!! Congrats Oz

  • @syleenaw5730
    @syleenaw5730 Před 4 lety +140

    8:10
    My mom stay doing this shit lmao
    "Mom look I got a 100 on my exam"
    "Well you should've tried harder and actually gotten a scholarship."
    "Mom...I'm a freshman..."
    My dad: "Great job sweetie"
    Maybe my mom just didnt know about the age thing but uhhh...
    Still can't stand this shit

  • @icetiger-4760
    @icetiger-4760 Před 4 lety +61

    Oz. When you asked if that one “sedate the kids and do heroin” mom was real... yes... they are. Mine was one of them. Addicted to pain killers and drugged me with all sorts of shit from anti depressants to anti psychotics and other mood stabilizers along with hard sleeping aids with doses that were too high for adults. They suck.

    • @wowdogememe1541
      @wowdogememe1541 Před 4 lety +10

      Are you ok? That stuff seams like it would fuck you up as a kid. Is your mum in prison ? Do you have any proof it happened if she isn't? I'm sorry that happened to you and I hope you have a supportive group of people around you now.

    • @berlinvandlilje7846
      @berlinvandlilje7846 Před 4 lety +2

      My dad used to do the same shit with me when I was little. I think he may still be addicted to meth.. dunno though

    • @Quirksmith1013
      @Quirksmith1013 Před 4 lety +2

      Big time support

    • @abrahamlincoln1217
      @abrahamlincoln1217 Před 4 lety +1

      So sorry

    • @monsterofmercury
      @monsterofmercury Před 3 lety +1

      I'm really, really sorry to hear that! I hope whatever they did didn't hurt too bad! I hope you're doing alright now.

  • @nitrisprime8963
    @nitrisprime8963 Před 3 lety +2

    Sometimes I wonder how some of these essential oil freaks would react knowing that a lot of the oils are used in witchcraft practices when the actual plants (especially things like lavender) aren’t available to the witch lol

  • @TerraStorm
    @TerraStorm Před 3 lety +3

    Watching this makes me feel better about my own somewhat crazy parents.