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- Oh boy this was suspicious...
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"Bossa Antigua" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"Crinoline Dreams" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
"House of Leaves" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Its honestly Impressive how many people are saying "Ok Boomer" due to redditor..
note to self. Don't hurt his feelings.
Ok boomer
Yo when next vid?
Ok boomer
Boomer
Ok boomer
As a canon introvert I can confirm that I am happiest reading a book and crying in the dark
**sniffs** WOOOO
The heck is a canon introvert?
I'm just an introvert.
Do you fire cannons an extroverts or something?
Oh no, the author confirmed the fact that I’m an introvert, and it wasn’t just a word of god thing, there was actual evidence and examples from the author’s works to support the claim.
Alrighty then.
Introverted, meow
I like how he said “Hey Kids” when reading the Sam O’Nella
Nick Larhe [Therapist] It made me unreasonably happy
9:36
He should make an alt called botu lism school or some shit
Like they say preggo today, ragu tomorrow
Ikr that's good
“Who uses frogs for sexual reasons?”
My Hero Academia has left the char
Who doesn't?
*Sergeant Keroro has left the chat*
Funfact: Tsuyu's Japanese VA also voiced Hibiki Tachibana in Symphogear, and Nodoka Hanadera/Cure Grace in Healin' Good Precure.
The characters are actually Japanese, though the languages are commonly mistaken for each other because of some characters shared by both languages.
Is fbi fking weeb?
I see you in lots of anime videos xD
Noh its obviously korean 因为我是华人和我是香焦👀
as someone who was forced to take a couple classes of mandarin, i recognize several of those characters, so i would have assumed it was chinese too.
Supposedly Russian is a broken down european version of Korean.
The Slavs, Jew and Gypsy are all ancient Egypt.
Arabic is ancient japanese.
*“CARRRRLLLLL, THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!*
If you go to that channel now and watch the new Llamas with Hats episodes, it goes from funny to existentially depressing . I highly recommend it to everyone who likes to die inside.
@@hypercube8792 I personally liked it but my fiance got just depressed and axious and asked why would I show something so unpleasant and void of hope to her.
He was a traitor and a scoundrel! Viva La Revolution!
It's the elderly couple from 2b or strawberry jam
Luciel Lawliet I know lamas with hats
Who stares at a WALL in a towel? The floor is so much better.
Agree
I stare at my glistening knees :)
Nah ceiling is where it’s at
Nah the closet 😣👌
@@captainbusiness9130 You heathen, I hope you burn in hell.
Oz: I’m going to assume that’s Chinese
*Me while pushing my glasses up fixing the glare: You are not a clown, you are the whole circus*
It would have been better to say, "it looks like some Asian language."
@K ne i pronounce that 'no'
hey edgeworth, wright digging through your trash for glass to eat again
_Language Nerds and Lovers squeal in background_
@K ne your comment hurts me
6:04 "Hits the ground at 171 MPH. He gonna go SPLAT."
DONT DO THAT TO ME IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HERE!
JUST-
*S P L A T*
BONG
@@yeehaw861 *_D O N G_*
EpicEmerald27 SONG
Interestingly enough, he will only be going 118 mph and take a few short seconds longer. as that is the rough average terminal (max with air resistance) velocity of humans.
*B O N K*
Oz: I'm gonna assume that's Chinese
Me, an intellectual: no Chinese, *Anime language*
Me, a super intellectual: it's not anime language, it's moon runes
アミネ!!
@Lily Brown no u right Anime is Japanese, but there's also Chinese anime which is not a big as Japanese but FotNS is a popular Chinese one
me, someone who gets mistaken for a weeb: *indeed*
@SANS______ hedgehog and squirrel was korean right? (i think thats what it was called. the one about lil animals fighting in a war??)
Despite just being a text-to-speech voice, I love Mini Oz. They're so wholesome
“Who uses frogs for sexual reasons?!”
Tsuyu Asui has left the chatroom
lmao
Do not the froppy
aH
@@Budder_Prin5e I agree.
Please don't
5:40 there needs to be a subreddit called “Math questions on crack” or something
It's 30.6 seconds just in case you wanted to know unless on the way down he hit the side of the tower
dat be physics tho
May I suggest the name "textbooksonmeth"?
@@showerboy4539 I know it's about 1.5 years in the future, but I calculated that the kid would die in 7.8 seconds through kinematic equations. I have no clue how you achieved that number, I used s = ut + 1/2 a t^2 (s - displacement, u - initial velocity, t - time, a - acceleration) since the kids initial velocity is equal to zero, it leaves it as just: 2s = at^2.
All of that with basic algebra and solving for t got me 7.8 seconds, assuming he hit the ground and not the side of the tower.
idk why I chose to write this at midnight and a year in the future but whatever im bored
just realized he said it in the video so fuck
Oz, that "chinese" sentence was actually Japanese
To be fair the Japanese use similar kanji/characters as Chinese characters
Rach bruh it’s not similar most if not all kanji is literally taken from Chinese
Bit impressed I noticed that, though I wasn't too sure...
@Gakkari Aki That's kinda specific
Hehe
jhon marcus you mean you watched anime porn with subtitles
I'm now immagining a ton of eight year olds, stabbing me with minecraft swords and chanting "wElCoME BaCK You LovEly DeGenErAtEs!!"
4:40 Wait for it,
*sniff noises* WAAAALLOOOOOOOOO
*WAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Oz: “Some Chinese text”
Me, a weeb that can speak Japanese: *Does the anime glasses thing while laughing*
*glasses glint, causing eyes to be un-see-able through the lenses*
@@waso-suwi then since you cant see either you hit a speed bump while going 100 miles per hour in the car youre driving before spinning out into a 10 foot deep ditch and rolling up it, having been killed seconds earlier from your neck snapping from the intense spinning
Ok... But the Eastern version of this is just seeing French or Italian and thinking it's English.
When a language is based on another language, People are gonna mix them up. 🤷♂️
Me Cooper, agreed, I was just making joke, I myself have trouble distinguishing Kanji from actual Chinese. Again, it was a joke.
@@luxabork4364 Nah sorry this was my bad, Reading it back I sound like a sarcastic asshole. lol The tone in my head was like Seinfeld stand up, The tone i wrote looks more like r/iamverysmart 😅
"The one that's really into bugs"
I feel attacked
It me
same
Yummy
Same
And @DONTAY BOI ! NO
By bugs?
Oz: needs disclaimers
Also Oz:flashes disclaimers in one second
yep, but we usually don't take time to read them, so what's the point?
5:43 My physics textbook had a ton of questions regarding a particular species of salmon.
The best part was that one of the questions phrased a piece of information in such a way that made it seem like they assumed EVERYONE knew it.
"...*remember* that a chinook salmon can jump from the water at 6.26 meters per second."
These are more suspicious than my teammates in TF2
Can agree.
Can confirm
Yea but the bots are even more suspicious.
Not as suspicious as when people asking me to stop using the huo long but I had to because our team's pyros are too braindead to spy check everyone they met on the field giving the bloody spy a field day backstabbing everyone like it's his version of 1943 christmas eve but with soft, fleshy human backs. Nope, not suspicious at all
Kos 291 The hulong don't do shit anyway.
6:00
Air resistance: cries in highschool teacher
Ikr
"Looks like they couldn't handle the Neu-"
[Nuclear reactor starts reacting to the point of a resonance cascade]
Please use simple speech big words hurts peoples brain and some people are also extremely lazy to look up words
@@vexile12 dude...
its a reference to half-life...
@@newagederpderp never played it... too lazy
@@vexile12 HL1 and HL2 were both revolutionary for the time
Both games hold up upwards of 20 years later
Me: is scared of falling off tall shit
Oz: calculates velocity of falling off of Eiffel Tower
Me, not going near the pokey-looking tall shit- e v e r: cool cool
pokey-looking tall shit. excUSE ME WHAT
“Pokey-looking tall shit”
This is my new favorite sentence
4:42 im watching this with my device on my chest and I just had to sit in fear as oz snorted drugs off my stomach
If its on your chest how did he snort it off your Stomach than
During my first DND campaign I played as a hermit pyromancer and the entire campaign I had two two goals, 1. Get a poncho and 2. Burn down the orphanage and my reasoning was and I quote “Those orphans had it coming.”
Life goals
Plllaaaauuuggheeee that kills people
Dr. Plague
*_CONTAINMENT BREACH! CONTAINMENT BREACH!_*
"As-par-tay-may"
9:45
Have I been saying it wrong?
Fun fact: the cat photo on 7:31 is also the cover of an album by a japanese group called "kinokoteikoku"
i kinda flipped my shit and wanted to share
same, love that album
731? Japanese? Heh
My aesthetic:
Oz using echo effect every time when he reads anything having word „beans” in it.
Please-never stop doing it.
Edit: also S T O N K S (it’s still funny-fight me)
What about when when stonks comes up?
Rainbow Eevee SHIT i forgot
I automatically read STONKS in that voice
@@Hair8Metal8Karen
youre not the only one
Why am I reading the word stonks the way he reads it? 💀💀💀
11:09 Istg did you record my step dad and mom arguing again. How does everyone find this footage??
F
@@datshoney its some cursed comments spilling in, don`/'t worry
Cmdr. Lewdiepie ....
@@MisterHunterWolf the apostrophe...
F
“Straight men who accidentally downloaded Grindr ... what’s your story?”
“Imagine a swarm of 8 year olds...”
... what? On grindr? I don’t like where this is going.
Oh thank god, that’s not a post answering the grindr question. Phew.
Can garbage disposals rust?
Asking for a friend
I would hope not since they're contained within _sinks_
yes if it stops chopping the food that goes down the drain, it is possible for that to happen.
12:15
**INHALES**
The WEEBS will decide your fate.
I choose death, he may have death...
WE WILL ALLOW IT THIS ONCE IT WILL SLIDE BUT HE MUST SURVIVE 3 MINUTES AGAINST THE DUOLINGO BIRD AND LEARN JAPANESE WHILE DOING IT
This thread cause me to relapse back into weebdom
I was looking for this comment.
More like.. those who know Japanese will decide your fate, but go on and lump us with those idiots.
I love how he died at the frogs part 😂
My... my friend group does have the one who's really into bugs, and the one who is terrified of bugs.
We don't need a bug moderator tho cuz the bug lover is a decent human being.
[4:42]
I feel like someone needs to know that someone made a 1 hour version on this part.
Idk who needs to know that it exists but I feel like someone does.
Someone did it
Whyyyyyyyyy?
9:37
when you pronounced “aspartame” i started laughing really hard cause it sounded like some really intense form of like martial arts that your anime-obsessed friend kevin is trying to learn.
(a-spr-teim is the pronunciation)
Was about to post the same thing
I'm pretty sure it's a regionally different pronunciation. My ads say it the way he does.
R/suspiciouslyspecific
Hold on. You mean to tell me, that's a real name? That actual people are called? In real life?
Damn I thought it sounded like the name of a Greek goddess of like pirate treasures and gluten
12:17 im pretty sure thats Japanese actually, Chinese has a lot less curves
It is Japanese I'm learning it and I recognise most of the characters.
There are characters, called hiragana, exclusive to japanese in this sentence
That's some thicc curvy Japanese for sure.
Wait are there curvy Chinese characters??
Mighty_Matt probably just the hiragana and katakana, kanji is confusing and fucked up
And taken straight from chinese
Wii sports gives me so much nostalgia. The sad part is, after a while you get too good at it, and formulate a skill in it, and a skill in tenis.
Pro tip: don't swing like real tenis, just flick the remote
Did you destroy the tv with the wii remote?
I remember those days... good times, good times
6:52 "Caaarrrrrlllllll, there is a dead human in our house!"
Physics problems are always oddly specific. They always have either people sliping on something and dying, or an unattended 3 year old being eating by a castrated cheetah that jumped over a white fence.
The question is is the paint beige white or creamy white?
@@kos2919 It's #f4f5f0 white
Oz: WHOOOOO!
Me: I think we broke him
Nah, he's fine
@@emmettaerison742 okay
0:30
this is funny because chernobyl was caused by the reactor basically being checked and operated by _the janitors._
"Cowabunga it is!" is my new catchphrase.
When you only listen with one ear and hear _r/showerthots_
9:38 ah, I see, a familiar guy.
Very good history guy that says the fek word
Purple Sam WHAT'S A N*GGA GONNA DO TO GET SOME EEL DIC-
1:45 wtf that was in a high school I played volleyball for last year
Lost it to the tennis bit when it said "30 all"
Thank you for your service
Me: *wandering by the guy at **0:46* me: "cool" furries are awesome
*the arguers* : what?
tbf furries aren't bad people, it's the zoophiles that give em the bad name.
@@ZakTheKaiju zoophiles aren't human, so it's all ok.
@@Boooo not sure if you're including furries or not, cause if not then yeah, I agree with you, but if you also include all furries then I disagree.
@@ZakTheKaiju I've never actually heard of a furry zoophile. I'm a furry and have never met or heard of another furry who is actually into animals. The way I see it, the sexual side of the fandom has much more in common with Captain Kirk than a zoophile...because Kirk had sex with a bunch of aliens...who were all sapient. Anthro characters are sapient too...but like, a dog isn't sapient. Sapients can consent...and that's the key aspect of the whole thing. I suppose the closest is the "fourteen werewolves" thing.
@@HaydenX I haven't seen a furry zoophile either, and I'm also a furry. But what I mean is that zoophiles are taking advantage of furries, because furries are antho animals more or less and they take advantage of it.
1:40 damn liberals and their bad Mike Wazoski impressions
that was at my school
I am unapologetically in love with this one person’s voice, best channel to listen to while doing ✨the art thing✨
You know what we need? We need Oz to have a facecam for when he loses his shit.
the one before the begining card was to realatable
I love how you're laughing like it's the most horrible stuff you have ever seen yet you can't stop! Your laugh made me 5 years younger!!!
0:40
This literally happens every Halloween at my workplace (a game stop)
11:33
I don't fully understand why someone would want to "knock one off" to an old grandmother.
It's also a complete mind boggle that such a person would publicly admit it in that fashion, which just makes it more obvious that it's real then it would have if they had just outright stated it like it was real.
12:21 buddy I think that's Japanese--
I was triggered when he said that the Japanese text was Chinese.
Yeah you right
That is 100% Japanese
Yep, it's definitely Japanese! :)
I'm pretty sure it's Hirigana (tell me if I'm wrong but I'm using Duolingo to help me and that's what it said)
12:20 that’s japanese, its just that the language has 3 alphabets and one of them looks like chinese.
edit: i know they took chinese n kinda put a bit of stank on it to make kanji, i was just saying its an understandable mistake ‘ ~ ‘;;;
Because they took the Chinese language and changed it up
There's Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji. Hiragana and Katakana have the exact same amount of characters and represent the exact same sounds. Kanji is made up of the sounds that Hiragana and Katakana make and has over 2,000 characters. That sentence is made up of both Hiragana and Kanji, as a normal Japanese sentence is. Reading back on your comment, I realize that you probably already know this and don't need to be told these things by a 16 year old Canadian who writes a DDLC fanfiction while listening to white noise at full volume with my $200+ wireless earbuds with my sister watching Shadow Hunters: The Mortal Instruments on the flatscreen TV in my family's living room. I apologize.
@@Monado-th8jl r/SuspiciouslySpecific
But yeah, same. Also, you forgot to mention that Hiragana is used for Japanese originating words, whereas Katakana is used for foreign words.
DDLc FanFiCTIOn
One of them *is* Chinese.
5:53
7.8 seconds....
_7.8......_
*_Too much water_*
6:49
Hmmm... What are the chances that I find this while reading a Villainous fanfic? (For those of you who don't understand, one of the main characters in the show is a suit-wearing demon in a top hat named Black Hat)
The snort and *_"WOOOO"_* killed me
0:40 okay I literally Just showed my brother my dragon Halloween costume I'm making so far and he told my dad I was a furry.
I'm not.
*it's a dragon costume.*
So scallie
Joke
@Evyfinn aaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAA
Furries are just people who celebrate Halloween every day
Comments: It's not CHINESE it's JAPANESE
Me: "Ass-parr-tah-may"?
This is aSPARTAme!
4:44 heeeey, click mentioned this in one of his vids!
Oz: Uploads
Me: Where the F*** is Mini OZ!!!!
Also me: likes video and laughs while watching.
@arche rowan AGREED!!!!!
@arche rowan *Agrees with the power of a pudding*
@arche rowan HAIL MINI OZ ALL HAIL
8:56 jesus that scared me
He just stands there for a second. As if trying to process whats about to happen and i cant stop laughing.
4:40
This..
*This* is *exactly* how those "Intro/Extrovert tests" go. This post has captured the essence of those "tests" and put it into 2 sentences.
Thank you.
1:04
*"C O W A B U N G A I T I S"*
1:17 ... OH YASSS BABE
Later...
“Sobekyle... WHO WERE YOU BOUNCING ON OUT THERE????
4:20 thats not even suspiciously specific thats just what we DO.
It is. I-I can’t even dispute this. Just a normal day being gay lol
Indeed, that’s gay culture
Hehe 420.
At it’s finest
When you’re a tusken and Annakin comes in 9:00
8:57 when the teacher says whos ready for a pop quiz?!
4:37 if I was taking this quiz and see this answer it would think two things. Why does this exist and bold of them to assume that I have friends in the double digits range.
We are a sick Generation
But a Fun one at that.
God won't come back.
I'm so happy he said "hey kids" at 9:35
3:04 - "Welcome back, you lovely degenerates..."
6:52 Ah, I see you´re a man of culture as well. :)
CARRRRRRRLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE
This is going to end up in you getting many, many notifications saying "CAAARRRLLLL!!" Or something along those lines, I hope you realize this. Anyway
CAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL
CAAAARRRRRRRRRLLLL
@@sixraccoonsinatrenchcoat154 very very true my friend.
3:20 *sExUaL fAvOrS*
FROPPY NOOOOOOO
When your dog jumps on you and spills your noodles all of the floor and causes you to evacuate because he is growling and he wants to eat HIS noodles. And then your blamed for the noodles being all over the floor and are forced to clean it up as your dog watched through a window and wags his tail at you and smiles.
9:45 That's @SamO'Nella I love his channel. He is a cynical clown. He's awesome.
Did you notice he said "hey, kids" before reading it?
5:51 He'd have about 7 seconds to live, as he's going down at an acceleration on 9.8m/s^2
Edit: I did the math before he said the time it would take.
@Hyp3rNova56 Acceleration is how much speed increases over a time. The acceleration of earth's gravity (the speed all objects fall at not accounting for air resistance) is 9.8m/s^2. Simply subtract 9.8 from 300. Then 9.8(2), then 9.8(3), then 9.8(4), then 9.8(5), then 9.8(6), then 9.8(7)
This is around 7-8 seconds.
But is 7 seconds is enough for him to think about why "uncle" Steve visit your house often at daytime when your dad is not home and why his eyes is similar to "uncle" Steve?
@Hyp3rNova56 I went for finally velocity then time it took just cause I wanted to know how fast he was going before he would hit the ground which was 76.72027m/s.
Nevermind just paused the video
Sees the monster energy manager story, Me an intellectual: "Now that's what we call a level 69 Kyle"
Its 1 AM, my entire family is asleep, and this comment just made me laugh louder than I have in a week.
nice
I just realized how amazing a collab with Oz and Sam would be...
I’m that friend that’s really into bugs. Pfft
8:57 IM DYING!!
japanese. 5 of those characters are hiragana
は(ha)
に(ni)
わ(wa)
す(su)
な(na)
I think the one to the left of は might be a katakana, because it looks too simple to be kanji
My aunt has this huge cockatoo, and we were at her house for a few nights once. The only thing the bird would say is "HELLO?" and he would scream it, especially in the early morning when he woke up and wanted someone to come take the tarp off his cage. The other noise he would make is weird, because we couldn't tell if he was laughing or imitating her dog barking. He was fun.
The first thing is so accurate, I'll get out of the shower and just start thinking: "I kinda want macaroni rn- wait I need clothes first"
1:15 KILLED me
Some people don't fake it
@@oblivionthekhajiit1155 r/cursedcomments
The * snort * "WHOOOOOOO" broke me xD
(Thx for all the likes xD)
sAme heres the replay= 4:41
Honestly it was the best part of the video
@@darhkwolf2933
Indeed it was xD
@@agentsoftie8662 thx I needed that xD
accurate impression
Seeing the little Oz character snort cocaine and yell is honestly my favorite part of this video
Fun fact: Sometimes the friend who's really into bugs and the tall friend are the same person
9:40 hey, i didnt knew sam O'nella was on reddit
12:18 and that actually japanese xD
This is brilliant | The posts |
But I like this | Oz's laughter |
Burglar: *Breaks into my house*
Me: NAKED, buzzed on Buch Lite with a deer antler and a hunting knife
_COWABUNGA IT IS!!!_
9:46. He can’t even pronounce aspartame, and I will never forget that as long as I live.
2:19 ...th-that Bobby Hill. god dang it Bobby
Somebody needs to go check on Sam I think he's having another crisis
@Ghost Akmenos damnit well this is gonna be a pain
He's probably sticking Amelia Bedelia's face in a waffle iron.
Ghost Akmenos Oh God what is he doing now
6:52 “Prolly because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence” and “I may have created a crack in space time... through which to collect millions of baby hands”
5:45 in my chem class we needed to use conversions and one of the problems was something like “if you have x amount of poison and the room is x by x by x meters, and x amount of poison kills a person. How long do they have to live?