The Urge to Steal a Sign. (r/MeIRL)
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2/3 of the way there to uploading more in the past 2 months then I did in all of 2021. This is going to be an ok year... I hope.
Ok 👍
Nice
nice
Hope harder and things may work
OZ HAS BLESSED US WITH MEMES
As a Gas Station Clerk, the “Transaction Cancelled” just means we are just fixing your mistake because we DO NOT want to have to interact someone either.
good to know
Also a gas station clerk. I second this.
Thank fucking god
As a fellow gas station clerk, I third this.
As a purchaser of gasoline, I've always just waited for that screen and re-tried my card. Never fails.
Fun fact: The doors to balconies and terraces in Germany, can often also tilt, just like the windows. (^^)
what..
I’m not German but Swiss and we have that to. Bold on windows and window doors (terrace doors).
Been to Germany, can confirm. The student residence rooms had tilting balcony doors.
REALLY wish you guys had screens tho.
Yeah, here in Russia it’s a thing too.
@@OzMediaOfficial same question
“30 million extremely loyal friends” *smacks lips*
Thats a larger military than any in the world.
I feel terrified that Oz is in fact not just some twink that parrots back every mood I've ever felt and is in fact, exactly my height, and could easily sock me in the throat because I made the effort to try interacting with someone for once
Oz is 6'3
Fun fact (I guess): If a Mountain Lion is planning on attacking you, you'll never see it coming. They'll silently stalk you and then pounce on you.
If they show themselves to you, they're trying to scare you away from something, usually cubs, so just slowly leave in the opposite direction.
"If I wanted you dead you'd already be dead so just move along thank you"
And you not shoot it with a revolver
@@spv4711 the most American response I have ever heard
Could someone please point out the "fun" part of that fact for me?
@@joedingo7022 yeah, it's called "it's a good thing to know and fun fact isn't a literal phrase"
Oz is 6'4"?! I always imagined him as like a 5'6" gremlin man, and this dude is over half a foot taller than me
Well... he's Oz, not Moist Critikal
5'6" would still be taller than my 5'4" ass...
@@GhostBear3067 you were nerfed because you'd be too powerfull at 6'0
@@nerdstop5025 honestly, working in an ambulance it is actually an advantage.
I figured he was just average height... like 5'10"
"A loyal friend group? I don't even have that with the friend group I have"
God man, that's so depressing with all the drama about illuminaughtii cominf out. Lot's of hugs Oz.
If there is one thing I like about OZ from most other meme channels is he usually is really chill for the most part giving such a vibbing atmosphere. Then all the sudden he purges the heresy of silence with a sudden explosion of chaotic screaming. It's fantastic.
Or he'll go on an unprompted raw ass condemnation of Try Again, Good Morning that fits within a goddamn Shakespearian monologue and you can only agree with him and his unsolicited sudden eloquence.
Hey Oz, become a writer.
Don't mind that he just gets possessed by the spirit of the wierd screaming lemon man from adventure time every now and again
*UNEXEPTABLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
I love it when Oz gets dark and serious and then goes back to goofy Reddit stuff.
What a twist.
i'm assuming this is about that whole "good morning" thing which honest to god sounds like a villain monologue
I mean that's reddit tho
“Someone needs to go wrangle the goddamn flavour goblin up at Oreo” 6:28
"You're gonna manage 30mil loyal relationships I can't even do that with my small friend group" Hits a little different now
“Money doesn’t buy happy-knees…”
This pronunciation literally awoke me from my disassociation to write this comment.
oh my god why...
@@OzMediaOfficial its what I heard OKAY. Hahaha
That honestly sounds dystopian as fuck for some reason, like
"Hmmm yes I would like to buy myself some more happy knees, my old ones have contracted depression."
@@plasmetal8225 I would hope money could buy happy knees or I have a lot of questions for knee surgeons.
Money can buy sore-knees though...
If you get it, you get it.
As someone who is dating a German, can I just say those windows are indeed dope. Seriously, they open inward, so no lunging out your window or bug netting that gets in the way. AND you then have the upward one, so no space is taken up!
I fucking love them, the windows I have in England are shite and the window, the pissin' wind! It can slam some builds of windows shut! THEY'RE WIND-OWS! THEY GET THE OWS FROM THE WIND, THIS IS NOT NORMAL!!!
Also, ditto on the dead dog birthday. I think it was my 21st, dog died AND I got evicted.
As a german i'm so used to Windows going inside that right now reading this comment was the first time in my 21 years of living that i noticed that in movies and Videos and stuff the Windows open to the outside like i have Seen some do this on germany but mostly just on the roof
Okay so i saw the Part of the Video is it not normal that they can tilt and open completely?
You can get them here in England too! They're just more expensive than they should be (like everything here). But I'll admit we only have them in our house because mum is German, and wanted tilt and turn windows...
Yeah, they are pretty common on new and renovated buildings in europe in general.
I’m in Sussex and have those windows and I freaking hate them, I just want windows that open and close 😩
I absolutely love that at 11:20 Oz casually calls his own dad a freak of nature lol
13:34 I actually met two public speakers who were the exact opposite. Lass and a lad respectively. The lad would start a talk with “good morning”, really loud (dude wasn’t obnoxious, he just talked loud). When folks cheered, he would get nervous and say “sorry, that wasn’t meant to spark enthusiasm, that was my not having volume control, but I’m glad you got the spirit”. Made me laugh. The lass, on the other hand, would start with good morning, then before anyone could cheer, she would say “you don’t gotta act enthused, first thing in the morning, y’all. No pressure, there’s coffee in the back.” Later I learned they were married! There’s two types of people, and I prefer them over the “you can do better than that” kind of person, those people make me wanna file my teeth.
YES!
And if enthusiasm wasn't shown...
*DO NOT INSIST*
I think that the trope that vampires are always wealthy is to set them apart from mosquitoes. Make them distinguishable from leeches wearing human skin.
Politicians?
@@marinamancester1342 I meant a literal group of leeches wearing a skin suit, not the scum of the earth.
@@marinamancester1342 they are indistinguishable from politicians, and in fact usually are rich because they were at one point nobles or kings, effectively, they are just politicians that live longer
Politicians are at least transparent in their desire to suck you dry. Televangelist/preachers are tye real evil
@@thedudeamongmengs2051 the one thing that the world does not need is politicians who live longer than they already do
I was in Walmart one time and while using the bathroom i saw this thin plastic sign posted. It read "shoplifting is a crime" and i decided in that very moment that the only thing in my life I'd ever shoplift.. was gonna be the sign that told me not to shoplift. So i carefully ripped it off the tape it was hung on the wall with and every time i saw a new one posted i would take it. I have about 6 of them still in my storage somewhere. My friends that worked at Walmart thought it was absolutely hilarious when i told them a few months after i got them because they had heard rumors in the store of the signs going missing.
To clarify, I've honestly never stolen anything from any actual store. But something about those dang signs telling me what to do... They inspired me.
3:47 Oz you clever bastard. I've been j'baited, j'bamboozled, j'backstabbed and quite possibly played like a fiddle. Well played sir.
There is nothing in this world better than hearing oz's voice being relatable. Maybe water. Or air. Ok a lot of things are better but this is still a blessing. Thank you
Chewing on the wooden ice cream spoon it's a fundamental part of humanity
Yeah the ice cream is fine wooden thing to plastic
When you realize that Oz, someone you find as a priceless source of divine entertainment, someone who is clearly a professional at what he is doing, is only two years older than you... You either start feeling old or like a failure.
My guy, I struggle with ADHD and a brain which hates to work. You aren't behind trust me, and please, I'm not divine, I'm just me.
For me it's the other way around, when I first found out that Oz is younger then me I was flabbergasted.
@@OzMediaOfficial dude so do I, I'm having to move home because I won't get my student loans because the pandemic made me learn nothing that I needed to.
Also I called your entertainment divine and you professional 🤦♂️ smh
@@OzMediaOfficial Please, if your brain hates to work then its a masochist.
@@OzMediaOfficial I'm like way younger than you but I'm exactly the same ;w;
My mom always taught me "money dosen't buy happiness, BUT it dose buy you freedom of choise" no money alone wont make you happy but it will open doors and give you opportunities.
13:47 as a former hell worker(long story), I can confirm; hells are personalized, ironic, and quite karmic.
Advice relating to that third post: Slowly walk away while maintaining eye contact and speaking loudly. It probably doesn't want to waste it's time on you so make yourself seem like your more than its worth. If you run, it can easily catch you. You also can't hide from it. But most likely, you can convince the buff cat into thinking you'd be annoying to kill for how much energy it could actually receive from you.
This man brings one of the rarest things in the galaxy. True Happiness and Contentment. Even if it is short lived. If I could contain it would be a wonderful exhibit.
so *you're* the one that took MiniOz
@@Goblinoiddoof I let him out occasionally because he amuses me
@@trazyntheinfinitearchivist7866 LET HIM GOOO
8:51
Making me think of that “Shaka, when the walls fell” from Star Trek TNG
9:41 can someone explain? Is this just ordinary playground chaos, or is it the "before" picture of a horrifying news story I haven't heard of?
iirc it's a scene in terminator two where like almost immediately after a fucking nuclear bomb goes off
"What is the opposite of pspspsps?"
That would be called a .50 caliber machine gun, my dude.
Dude I’m 80% that fucking thing could tear apart a tank
I like when Oz uploads, it's one of the only things that makes me happy these days
Life is pretty harsh, but I always see myself rewatching his videos
I hope life turns out for you! Shit's hard but I'm glad you've made it this far!
Keep pushing through mate; life has peaks and valleys but as long as you keep walking you will get thru :) much love and prayers to you mate.
Hey man…..same.
Hang on! There is plenty to fight for, don't ever give up.
@@marinamancester1342read this as "hope your life turns out shit."
14:36 holy shit that was terrifyingly accurate
14:00. I think they just like everyone to be enthusiatstic. Like in Spongebob "Are ya ready kids" "I I capn" I CANNOT HEAR YOU YOU IDIOTS!" "EYEYEYEYEYEY" Like that.
How vampires get rich:
Step 1. Bite someone with a decent amount of money. Make sure you drain them dry so they can't come back for revenge
Step 2. Rob them. Take all their cash and liquidate their assets.
Step 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you're filthy rich.
Ah jeff bezos
@@Bowossum Basically
This is a metaphor for capitalism
@@pennyforyourthots Basically
Also, not needing to eat or drink anything other than blood is a rather nice way to save money
When it comes to the 30 million friend argument we seem to be forgetting it would not be difficult to form an army
It'd be INCREDIBLY difficult. You ever try to get one of said friends to go somewhere that isn't between their house and work? Fucking impossible. Now try imagining recruiting them for an army.
@@Goldenkitten1 honestly I feel like as long as its formatted like a cult my friends would be very susceptible
Scientists have found that it becomes quite difficult to have meaningful relationships with more than 50 people.
@@darkdialga777 That's what the cult is for
Depends on the amount of fair weather friends.
Idk what about Oz makes his content so notable from other reddit readers...
Incredibly quiet music and unedited pauses might be it. It feels kinda... Raw and dead, and i love it, especially fits the r/meirl topic.
I hope you're able to make more of this ✨beauty✨ this year, best of luck
10:05 "Blowing up a bathroom" in the context likely meant he was about to take an absolutely massive shit.
i have a friend who's in band and he's told our friend group about this one guy who i just call "the tuba man". he's like 6'10 or something (i forget) and strong as all hell because he carries a tuba around. as someone who's 5'4 the mere thought of someone being that tall is F*CKING TERRIFYING
edit: tuba man is 6'8. holy sh*t.
Honestly. If Oz had a cult, I'd dead ass join it
same
same
Oz!
I can't comprehend this!
I was expecting one video!
I can feel my soul exploding due to your well edited and hilarious videos!
I had a creative writing teacher in high school who would argue with me about my refusal to say good morning and my damn near inability to smile. It actively pissed me off when I'd have to explain why in as vague terms I could since I am uncomfortable with talking about most of my trauma, that trying to be upbeat was impossible with the things I had experienced in my life at that point and the crushing depression that I still have to this day because of it. Nobody should have to act happy just to satisfy you, and if you want them to be happy then give them a reason to be.
I'm pretty sure the urge to steal signs is what got the Astros in trouble... 😂
We got these "german windows" here in austria as well and I've never known that other countrys don't have those
Same, we have them in Poland.
I mean lüften do be superior.
yeah, these are everywhere in Lithuania too
Ireland too, I think it's mostly a European thing
Who would have thought that German windows could also be found in Austria.. That's like, so far away! Almost as amazing as finding American stuff in Canada, like wow man! How many steps would it have to take to get there, half of one?
14:30
Oz... You good? Do you- maybe need a hug or something?
2:41 WAIT I THOUGHT EVERYONE HAD THOSE WINDOWS!?
As a German, my innate sense of superiority has been reaffirmed once more...
I always say, money can’t buy happiness, but you sure as hell need money to be happy. I’m not sure if it applies to everyone but it sure as hell does to me
nothing gets better than getting home from school to see oz posted a video
Im the first to comment and view yay
@@chillnatsu5206 not even close
Especially on the first day of summer break
@@sherrychannel6766 you have it good
Exactly
I like how the meirl got right how we would react to learn aliens are real
10:49
This is confusing to me on so many levels, but mainly, IN WHAT WORLD IS 6 FEET *SHORT* ? How tall is she?
I don't care that her minimum is 6'5. If she's looking for someone she'll probably never find, that's her problem.
But 6 feet is tall. I don't know a single person taller than 6'3. Most people I know are under 6'0.
Average male height in most of the world is shorter than 6'0.
Find a different adjective, girl. He is not short.
12:18
He also delivers some of my favorite lines.
"I love the simplicity of meteors. Boom. The end. Start again."
"Whenever the Earth settles, God throws a rock at it. And believe me, he's winding up."
"This is the best I can do. All of you, against all of *me"*
2:42 I've seen this same window design used in apartment complexes in Russia. I assume they're pretty common in a lot of other European countries, because it's admittedly a very neat and useful design, especially for apartments.
This is like a whole culture shock to learn that this design isnt common everywhere... it just works...
@@heinshaaine8153 yeah I didn't know it was not common outside of europe
For some reason my apartment in Ukraine doesn't have these, they cheaped out on me :(
My gran and papa had them in Scotland in the 90s.
I think those are in most central european countries, we have those in poland too
Real happy to see you uploading more! Your gremlin energy always makes my day
Plzzz post more Oz I love your videos so much. Times are rough for us all but your videos brighten my day just a little bit more every time
The Idaho/Utah “Whelp” energy is strong with this one. Also I designed a building for that submarine test place! It is a pretty crazy place!
Aight this confirms that guy's speculation of Oz being an Alternate.
11:48 and watch as in a matter of seconds OZ loses half of his afab viewers
Although my sense of humor inclines me to find none of these memes funny, watching Oz trying explain them and just confusing ppl is very entertaining
You already know I had to catch this on release!
Man Oz really went in on that public speaker bit, you can absolutely feel the hatred for that shitty teacher
oz saying 6'5 minimum is crazy like he didnt do the pokemon smash or pass and almost entierly base it off of height
Those were pokemon you bastard
@@OzMediaOfficial hi you probably don't remember me but I was your friend on discord I was Ethan with the power of the primes rodimus Prime profile picture. ( the power of the primes is the line of transformers that specific rodimus is from.)
I was forced to delete my discord account.
I saw that vampire movie on a first date like 14 years ago! I hadn't thought about it in years. Thanks for mentioning it, that made me smile 😊
Oz my man I needed this dude😅
Thanks for uploading.
1:47 How did they expect that to work?
2:43 Holy crap! I lived in Germany for 6 years as a young child and I didn’t know that!
6:19 Someone over there is insane
8:49 The hedgehog is angy
9:36 I've never watched the film, but I have seen that part. Brutal
14:34 Yeah
Can you explain what happens in the scene please
What is the movie
@@Yapper7781 Terminator 2 Nuke scene. It's the dream sequence
@@silverflight01 thank you
I think the appliance one is even funnier after you pointed out the guy that's off to the side. He's the host of the game show. That smug look is like he's saying, "Okay, you may be happy as **** that you could win a kitchen set, but will you be worthy enough to win it?"
At some point, height is gonna reach a hard limit because a heart literally just stops working at a little above 7'
10:40 - Was not expecting that clap. Bravo!
Regarding our cool German windows:
In praxis they're actually way more inconvenient than a sliding window.
Put it in tilt doesn't give the room enough air exchange, to for example avoid air humidity peaks and mold.
It is common, in high humidity homes, that the wall above the window tilt starts molding.
If you want to have a real air exchange to let humidity out, you have to open it all up into the inside of the room. Now if you have plants or decoration on your window sill, that's gotta go before you open the window, otherwise you will sweep all of that on the ground.
Also: tilted windows are a death trap for cats. Every year many cats get seriously injured or die when trying to jump out of the tilted window and get stuck. Their organs then get crushed and it isn't uncommon that they will try so hard to free themselves (which they can't), that they'll rip out their own claws, which then leaves a blood smeared window and a dead cat for the owner to find when he comes home.
That's why you have to buy special metal grating fence things to screw next to every window, both sides, you plan on putting on tilt when you own a cat. Otherwise you may not leave the room with the cat and the tilted window, or you risk your car getting killed.
This is such a common accident, that it even has its own name: tilted window syndrome.
With sliding windows, just slide them a bit for little air, slide them all the way (one hand move) for a lot of air. And the window sill can stay as decorated as it is.
Also, no cats can get harmed by it.
I mean i know what the comment says, but the typo "or you risk getting your car killed" still made me laugh harder than it should have
@@hunter52341 😂 damn it, even though I proof read. But I'll have to admit it was pretty late when I wrote the comment, so I might have already be half asleep 😅
@@petrescuework-difficultcas6581 Ok ok ok hear me out: Over-engineered window FRAME, that allows for the magic German window, but in a sliding rail. It's just the natural evolution.
You are not supposed to tilt them all the time. It's for when there is bad weather but you still want a little bit of air exchange and can't open your window because it would rain in.
@@Reflox1 But that's not how they are generally used. Of 100 people letting air in, 99 will tilt their windows.
In my neighborhood I have exactly one person who regularly opens their window completely. In the other apartments I never saw anything more than a tilted window.
loving the more frequent uploads, I hope it means you’re doing well!
How to survive as a vampire:
Step 1: take up painting or just immortal image based art
Step 2: burry art in your backyard, along with other treasures of the time
Step 3: wait like 2 centuries just doing normal human stuff with a shifting friend group and just murder anyone who comes near your treasure
Step 4: sell treasure to a museum
Step 5: profit.
"I don't wanna just stand in the doorway 'cuz I'm gonna let bugs in the house." is such a mood, god damn.
I agree with the misery birthday one. One birthday, I've gotten a haircut. The gifter thought it was a good idea to lop my hair off to get donated to Locks of Love, and I couldn't turn it down because of the whole 'obligatory gift generosity' bull. Afterwards, I just end up with hair in my face for the longest time. Ever since, I only consider it a good birthday if I don't get forced into doing something nice and suffer for the rest of the month for it.
Oreo's flavor goblin is a trickster god wreaking havoc and causing chaos among the mortal masses.
In a book series I read (can't remember the name of it), humans learned about the supernatural because a newly turned vampire sued the company he worked for because they didn't let him work nights after he "developed a serious sunlight allergy" and thing spirled out of control.
2:45 After my family moved into our new house back in 2010 we put some of these windows in. They're great, & I don't know why they aren't used more in newly houses. Hell you can put them into old houses too.
The house we moved into is old, at the time we moved in it was 197 years old (built in 1813) so with it being a Grade 2 listed building we couldn’t make any big changes to the outside look without prior permission.
So we knocked through the roof, on the back side of the house where they wouldn't care about the look as much, & put in a sitting area & windows, because it really needed some natural light in the attic.
The only problems I've found with it is that sometimes the mechanism can get stuck in the open position when you want to close it fully.
It does that when you turn the key & handle to close it, but don't have the window fully seated in place.
It'll have closed the mechanism, but the window will still swing all the way open horizontally.
It can be a bit finicky to get it closed as you have to push the latch while also turning the key & handle. If it has a button instead of a key on the handle that would be much easier.
The secret word is _potato._
What do I win?
a reply
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
you laugh, but lurking in each other's doorways is how my sister and i gain confidence over the other
(1:08) Standing directly in the doorway: bad for anxiety, bad for depression
0:24 the dodgeball of prophecy claimed another victim
8:35 I can confirm that it is common to go full beaver mode on those sticks
I see you have the same sense of humor as me by pfp alone
Yes it is
Every time I have one of those I never get the stick, but wouldn’t the stick just be like chewing on wood?
"Bullshit sliding windows" 😂 Yeah, I believe most of Europe has these "wizard" tilty-openy windows nowadays. And many garden/backyard/balcony doors can do that too. I have a door just like that in my room. 😂
2:12
"You no longer feel determined"
“You feel depressed”
3:40 welp mini oz won't be back for a few months so that sucks.
Nah he's back in like 3 minutes and 45 seconds.
My cousin, a couple of ours, and myself stole a detour sign and put it in a hotel elevator once
6:37 "money doesnt buy happy knees-"
i am way to tired for this shit everything is funny to me-
On the note of getting people to leave, we Danes have the exact same way of doing it, but instead we just say "Nå" and then we silently leave the room. Sometimes you may be lucky and get a goodbye.
0:50 That's a cougar! I live right where they can live and once heard one screaming like a banshee in the middle of the night, the shit of nightmares.
And Oz, not a clue if you read through the comments, but please keep yourself happy! I've noticed your posting a lot and making more content, really hoping it's because you're feeling better and enjoying it, don't burn yourself out just for us.
Dude that slap "Whelp" stand routine is the most accurate thing we do lmao
Ozzy making every thing great by having a consistent schedule
ozzy having a schedule?!
Its as consistent as me getting shit done in all honesty
If anything it's consistently inconsistent, and I like surprise Oz uploads, happy hormone time :^)
I'm from the Netherlands, and, at least the part where I live, when you want your visitors to leave, we usually say "Alright. We're gonna eat dinner soon. Maybe we can hang out again some other time."
Or something along those lines.
It's not that others aren't welcome to eat with us here, but there seems to be the two kinds of people here. One who say "Oh, we're gonna eat now. Stay, eat as much as you want" and the ones who go "Oh... Well we didn't really expect to have you eating with us, so we may not have enough if you're here too."
Not because they wanna hog food, but because they just kinda try to make enough to be sure everyone is fed, but not so much that they have to throw away stuff.
I wanna throw a birthday party for Oz now ...
Just a real "everything cared for, place to retreat if it gets too much, people are just lounging in a kitchen and talking while there are like 3 powerhouses who still have the power laughingly screaming abba lyrics in the livingroom. There is a beerpong-table and next to it some nerd(affectionate) is teaching people how to play the game of Ur, or Viking-chess or something"-birthdayparty
I too am an avid enjoyer of stealing signs.
I really love all the little skits you do with mini oz, Mac sauce, etc. your videos as a whole are genuinely enjoyable, but the skits are an extra sprinkle of joy on top.
My favorite author's quote about his writing inspiration, "i don't have a muse, I have a mortgage."
There are those wizard windows in Turkey as well. It's especially good on cold nights, when you don't want your room to be cold but still want fresh air while you sleep
Oz I need you to know that is a Cougar, not a tiger. They are two different animals in different families. Other than that great videos love that you are posting more.
Yes but the joke is fun
The joke is indeed fun
He said it was a tiger? Huh, didn't know it was pronounced the same as lion..
Are you sure?
@@innocentbystander3317 he was talking about the frosted flakes joke
Oz being over 6' is both comforting and horrifying
7:40 JEEZUS, man! and I thought my christmas was bad when they got me a sleeping bag
It still confuses me how people from other countries just can't comprehend our tilting windows
I like how he went to being worried for Mini to yelling at him about his card choice in cards against humanity.... also is Mini Oz's son or a miniature clone like Mini me from Austin powers
7:53 is an absolute mood. My mom was in the hospital on my birthday (it was last month) Every year I just eat cake & go out for dinner. But even this seems too be asking for too much
& leave the flavor goblin at Oreo alone
Standing in the doorway is, in fact, BAD for depression and anxiety
On the topic of wealthy vampires, I've got plans for a group of like 6 vampire friends getting together for an overday sleepover prior to watching a total lunar eclipse. 5 of them bring ornate coffins, one brings a heavy duty body bag like they use at crime scenes and natural disaster sites, citing budget restrictions making it impractical to transport a coffin across the ocean and 1.5 continents (basically from the middle east to Texas sort of trip) - not to mention it being significantly easier to explain having what amounts to a tarp with a zipper in your car than a freaking coffin (unless you drive a hearse).