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  • Kinda hard to facepalm with your head quite literally on backwards. Have you tried bending your arm that way to give yourself a solid back of the head SMACC?
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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 4 lety +1898

    If you believe one of the posts was a woosh, please thoroughly read the disclaimers at the beginning of the video to explain my innocence.

  • @flinncleary7719
    @flinncleary7719 Před 4 lety +4193

    Did he seriously rick roll us with the desclamer...

  • @expecting747
    @expecting747 Před 4 lety +645

    “What does IDEK mean?”
    “I don’t even know.”
    Alright then keep your secrets.

  • @WashashoreProd
    @WashashoreProd Před 3 lety +348

    Herman Cain: There is no coronavirus.
    Coronavirus: There is no Herman Cain.

    • @deadchanellmao9929
      @deadchanellmao9929 Před 3 lety +5

      Quite sure Herman Cain never said COVID didn’t exist

    • @bluebellrising7210
      @bluebellrising7210 Před 3 lety +23

      that's fricking hilarious, idc if it's accurate to actual statements that sh*t funny

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Před 2 lety +4

      @@deadchanellmao9929 technically he said that it wasn't deadly or serious and refused to wear a mask

    • @lazyperfectionist3978
      @lazyperfectionist3978 Před 2 lety +7

      imagine denying the severity of an illness and adamantly refusing to wear protective garments only for said illness to cancel your life subscription and that your last remaining legacy and claim to fame is a subreddit named after you for people who also died the same way you did

    • @Pyth_Gamig1324
      @Pyth_Gamig1324 Před 2 lety

      me:theres no unmodded minecraft in my goddamn pc.

  • @mossy_baby8914
    @mossy_baby8914 Před 3 lety +289

    "My womb fruits are organic"
    You know what else is organic, ebola

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před 3 lety +28

      deadly nightshade
      death cap mushroom
      brain eating amoeba
      i can go on...

    • @kade__
      @kade__ Před 3 lety +3

      So is rhydon

    • @planetearth8044
      @planetearth8044 Před 2 lety +9

      @@comradewindowsill4253 One time we had a chicken coop and a fox came and slaughtered all our chickens, a week later a big patch of nightshade grew in our coop so they kind would have died anyway. :< organic stuff isn't fun

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Před 2 lety +3

      @Bruzzun Ath'tuch also completely biodegradable!

    • @mohammadsaleh1998
      @mohammadsaleh1998 Před 2 lety +1

      @@comradewindowsill4253 everything organic is biodegradble

  • @cosmicwolf9228
    @cosmicwolf9228 Před 4 lety +542

    “When your a politician you can’t block me on Twitter.” Damn that’s a rare insult.

    • @Ashenwalker451
      @Ashenwalker451 Před 4 lety +85

      Only to be followed up by that legendary "I hope you like CBT postings"

    • @ToxieDrop
      @ToxieDrop Před 4 lety +16

      realshit mate

    • @Kagoma1998
      @Kagoma1998 Před 4 lety +60

      It's not a rare insult. It's a rare threat

    • @deadchanellmao9929
      @deadchanellmao9929 Před 3 lety +3

      Nor can dead people

    • @oscarp7510
      @oscarp7510 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Ashenwalker451 please explain what CBT is. Im guessing its not cock n ball torture posts so idk

  • @12thmocha11
    @12thmocha11 Před 4 lety +679

    Bro. It gets funnier with the Elon comment. Kanye then says he's antivax, and Elon tweets out something along the lines of perhaps I should reconsider my endorsement

    • @AniMariBro
      @AniMariBro Před 4 lety +27

      Dude that's amazing

    • @thorbcrafter997
      @thorbcrafter997 Před 4 lety +50

      Could someone in the US maybe try getting Elon to run himself? I mean sure he may be a bit lala from time to time but no more than the current alternatives and at least he has some actual inteligence underneath that... unlike most of the current alternatives.

    • @HoradeFidges
      @HoradeFidges Před 4 lety +32

      @@thorbcrafter997 He wasn't born in the US so I don't think that he can, but I don't know much about law so I can be wrong though

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 Před 4 lety +16

      @@thorbcrafter997 Actually, as far as I know, Helon *can't* run for president because he's not a native american

    • @jasonander4964
      @jasonander4964 Před 4 lety +12

      Jorge Emilio no, if he’s a citizen, he’ll be all good. And I’m pretty sure he is, he owns a whole company and stuff
      Edit: you also have to have lived in the us a certain amount of years.

  • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580

    "Who else was gonna do it? the slaves?"
    *Haiti intensifies*

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Před 3 lety +22

      Hati was pretty much the only time that a slave uprising actually worked.

    • @alexandrahenderson4368
      @alexandrahenderson4368 Před 3 lety +18

      That's because slaves were more than 90% of the population and there were mixed people who helped too

    • @gantzllat
      @gantzllat Před 3 lety +21

      @@alexandrahenderson4368 Also, apparently have them work with Machetes when most of them where pretty close to be war prisoners (they came from a variety of warriors tribes) wasn't that good of an idea.

    • @AnaSofia-xe2wg
      @AnaSofia-xe2wg Před 3 lety +12

      @@gantzllat Or a brilliant idea, depending on who you ask.

    • @abysmalace1399
      @abysmalace1399 Před 3 lety

      This is a smart ass joke

  • @shyrastacy3127
    @shyrastacy3127 Před 3 lety +111

    I live in Virginia and seeing that and having never heard of it, makes me feel like crying for that poor child. Those adults should all be jailed to see how they would like it if they were charged and sued for that behavior. They were responsible for them and should be required to act as such.

  • @kestch178
    @kestch178 Před 4 lety +716

    Late to the party but..
    Mum: why are you smiling?
    Me: a stranger on the internet called me a lovely degenerate :D

    • @RadiantBleu
      @RadiantBleu Před 4 lety +39

      I always get a little dopamine from Oz's videos

    • @stormsnow5260
      @stormsnow5260 Před 4 lety +27

      You guys are a bunch of lovely degenerates and I relate to everything you said.

    • @allyraeeeify
      @allyraeeeify Před 4 lety +15

      @@stormsnow5260 no u

    • @mirmirma5824
      @mirmirma5824 Před 4 lety +4

      That exact conversation just happened between my mom and me! Lol

    • @jamiesolace149
      @jamiesolace149 Před 4 lety +3

      Same tho

  • @kyles.5887
    @kyles.5887 Před 4 lety +205

    Getting mad at someone after literally hitting them with a car is such a GTA thing to do

  • @John-cl9uq
    @John-cl9uq Před 3 lety +49

    dark souls bosses irl:
    1: Michael Reeves 2: Wasps 3: The click 4: Flying cockroaches 5:Australian spiders

    • @Frrongg2Tooadd
      @Frrongg2Tooadd Před 3 lety +1

      Michael Reeves "Crackhead Boss"
      Ultimate Attack: Roomba Frisbee with Tazers connected to it
      Normal Attacks: Head Hunter Drones, Projectile CZcams Buddies, Cackling Elmo (Causes Fear effect damage is halved and you can only walk)
      Passives: Surgery Robot follows and goes for a stab and Electric Chair (Dont get to close to the edge of the arena or you will die) The ultimate boss

    • @MaxGaming-gp6ij
      @MaxGaming-gp6ij Před 3 lety

      Jesus christ, I can see this being a real game

  • @cyber4053
    @cyber4053 Před 3 lety +157

    Did this man forget about his own channel, he’s only been on sad milk recently. It’s been a while though, I hope he’s ok TBH.

    • @GorbWasHere
      @GorbWasHere Před 3 lety +9

      He forgot the password to his account, mah dude

  • @bradyweed4124
    @bradyweed4124 Před 4 lety +139

    Oz going off at Kevin Rhoades is the best thing I’ve seen all day.
    “Because if you win, you can’t block me on Twitter”

  • @50ShadesOfMeme
    @50ShadesOfMeme Před 4 lety +1048

    Oh hey I was just thinking about how I wish I could watch another oz video.

    • @ChknKng
      @ChknKng Před 4 lety +13

      I wasn’t. I was actually planning on going to Emkay but this came up in my feed.

    • @pickle6772
      @pickle6772 Před 4 lety +19

      Holy cow dude... I’m getting like... double deja vu right now cuz I was thinking the same thing and we have the same profile

    • @ObsidianMLG
      @ObsidianMLG Před 4 lety +4

      Oh hey I was just thinking about how I wish I could read another one of 50 Shades of Meme's relatable comments

    • @getcancer1542
      @getcancer1542 Před 4 lety

      likemice emkay is good just a bit stupid

    • @makaylanash7095
      @makaylanash7095 Před 4 lety +1

      Honestly.. same

  • @ethanb8056
    @ethanb8056 Před 3 lety +9

    i dont know why but "when you're a politician, you can't block me on twitter. i hope you like CBT posts" completely obliterated me

  • @avidwomanlover
    @avidwomanlover Před 3 lety +10

    there are two types of rhoades
    Kevin rhoades: r a c i s m :D
    my teacher, mr rhoades: *has his facebook profile pic as a chicken nugget and came in a full cat in the hat costume for world book day*

  • @lydiaofpoggia3937
    @lydiaofpoggia3937 Před 4 lety +408

    My dog just tapped my phone's screen when she was sniffing my hand. She added this video to the 'watch later' playlist.
    She's smort.

  • @SolaireHighwind
    @SolaireHighwind Před 3 lety +384

    The "Coroma virus covil-19 is islam" post is especially wild because Islam has rules about cleanliness, which help avoid spreading disease...

    • @omosama6436
      @omosama6436 Před 3 lety +15

      They think we are all bad because there are terrorists like seriously everywhere has terrorists terrorists were never welcome in islam

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX Před 3 lety +16

      I love how she later tweeted that that tweet got her fired from her job...and she was looking for fucking sympathy.

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Před 3 lety +1

      Too bad they don't have rules against kidnapping, rap3, inc3st and p3do stuff too. I don't remember which anymore but aren't they throwing people off rooftops too? Not to mention violence against women and suppressing their rights.

    • @Magic_Skeleton
      @Magic_Skeleton Před 3 lety +6

      @@fishsauce2221 .......i found the 88 IQ

    • @fishsauce2221
      @fishsauce2221 Před 3 lety +1

      @@Magic_Skeleton Did you find a mirror?

  • @itsokay5608
    @itsokay5608 Před 3 lety +6

    "Respect are-country. Speak English"
    You got an F in English?
    Bobby you speak English.

  • @PiracyandDumbbells
    @PiracyandDumbbells Před 3 lety +39

    Hey, if Oz is taking a break, that's cool, but he's still working with the other guys on sad milk, so I actually don't know what's up.

  • @acehoundberry7342
    @acehoundberry7342 Před 4 lety +380

    School: *has school shooting*
    Also school: "put the girls in the closet for safety with the 60 year old teacher and the boys can be in the corner of the classroom!"

    • @kittygranger842
      @kittygranger842 Před 3 lety +3

      XD

    • @abluerx7371
      @abluerx7371 Před 3 lety +7

      Don't get it that much but still have drills about it
      Well where iam at least

    • @littlemisscartoony419
      @littlemisscartoony419 Před 3 lety +26

      Yo all kids from 2 classes had to hide in a corner of the room visable from all windows anf the door while the teacher hid in the closet with locks on each door and no windows as well as things that could be used as weapons...

    • @BlahajBeholder
      @BlahajBeholder Před 3 lety

      Little Miss Cartoony
      It’s a joke...

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Před 3 lety +5

      *Ugly Bastard Hentai intensifies*

  • @skyes4552
    @skyes4552 Před 4 lety +310

    Petition for Oz to make a series about him just posting cbt posts to politicians

  • @fantasticarcticfox5095
    @fantasticarcticfox5095 Před 3 lety +25

    I don’t think that’s a facepalm that girl is just really flexible

    • @21minute
      @21minute Před 3 lety +3

      She's The Exorcist girl all grown up.

    • @sundownerofficial
      @sundownerofficial Před 3 lety +1

      @@21minute it's so beautiful

    • @darkstarr984
      @darkstarr984 Před 4 měsíci

      I’m pretty sure you made this comment as a joke, but it looks more like her head was photoshopped on backwards. I’m extremely flexible, I can take on a lot of poses people complain about in comics and manga with little difficulty. But even I can’t turn my head back *that* far, definitely not in a way where my Adam’s apple would be visible to the camera.

  • @legoyoda645
    @legoyoda645 Před 3 lety +13

    Bruh this man disappears for a month

  • @rubyqueen3777
    @rubyqueen3777 Před 3 lety +1415

    Texas: * actually has a speed limit * . Me a Texan: *Surprised pikachu face*

    • @atheist101
      @atheist101 Před 3 lety +90

      This is true. If the speed limit is 65 the right lane does 70, middle lane does 80, and left lane does what ever the hell it wants

    • @chuck_duck
      @chuck_duck Před 3 lety +54

      And if the speed limit is over 65, there is no speed limit.

    • @captan7640
      @captan7640 Před 3 lety +29

      If the speed limit is like 40 but everyone is going 55 then you go 55

    • @captan7640
      @captan7640 Před 3 lety +2

      That's what I have learned

    • @taylor22222222
      @taylor22222222 Před 3 lety +9

      @@atheist101 Yeah! Used to live near Houston. Now live out of state..my God is your comment so true of Texas 😆

  • @freyexists.3657
    @freyexists.3657 Před 4 lety +86

    The internet through out literally like three years be like:
    "Who's Elon Musk lol"
    "ELON NO"
    "WAIT ELON YES"
    *"E L O N W H Y-"*

  • @xjanise2412
    @xjanise2412 Před 3 lety +4

    "i hope you like cbt postings"
    thats an... interesting threat

  • @ghostleemann955
    @ghostleemann955 Před 3 lety +10

    it's confirmed, he's dead

  • @leflamewolf
    @leflamewolf Před 4 lety +280

    everyone: is talking sh t about the US
    me: never before have i been so offended by something i totally agree with

    • @abluerx7371
      @abluerx7371 Před 3 lety +2

      Same with my govermant

    • @ionstriker9342
      @ionstriker9342 Před 3 lety +3

      yeah, ive sadly got to agree with this.

    • @limeisallowed2119
      @limeisallowed2119 Před 3 lety

      Devon Batiste same like everything is confusing

    • @userKleos
      @userKleos Před 3 lety +2

      I live in the US and still talk sh t. The government people are being f ucking idiots.

    • @astramyrt8346
      @astramyrt8346 Před 3 lety

      Me:never before have I ben so angry at my own people (not you only the idiots who dont where masks)

  • @TransCatDoNstuff
    @TransCatDoNstuff Před 4 lety +95

    When you realize you've now been Rick rolled twice by him in one day-
    *watches him on sadmilk as well intensifies*

  • @Schnee7929
    @Schnee7929 Před 3 lety +9

    Huh. It's been a month... Must have been busy tweeting at Mr. Rhoades...

  • @zrjolly7835
    @zrjolly7835 Před 3 lety +19

    Me being paranoid: OH NO!! Oz hasn’t posted in 4 Weeks! He must have died! Is he ok? Oz: “Probably just taking a break

  • @lobsters12111
    @lobsters12111 Před 4 lety +111

    1:14 ok but there’s no reason with the technology we have in flash drives and computer mice that they couldn’t combine the two and make that actually work

    • @lightdrgn20
      @lightdrgn20 Před 4 lety +9

      We could put whole SSDs in the mice.

    • @alexsiemers7898
      @alexsiemers7898 Před 4 lety +8

      But that’ll be an issue depending on how big the copied file is.

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety

      I was thinking that!

    • @mrmimeisfunny
      @mrmimeisfunny Před 4 lety +3

      That wouldn't work because the usb mouse protocol won't let you at least not by using "copy" and "paste"

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 Před 4 lety +6

      It would be more trouble than it's worth. That's kinda like saying your washing machine should also be a dishwasher.

  • @hardlyanydiggity3953
    @hardlyanydiggity3953 Před 3 lety +8

    where did oz go-

  • @weatherman1504
    @weatherman1504 Před 2 lety +5

    0:42 This aged like fine wine. Regardless of who wins the entire world now knows that Amber heard shat in Johnny Depps bed.

  • @pokefan213
    @pokefan213 Před 4 lety +61

    "I almost committed vehicular manslaughter but imma sue you for scratching my car"
    TELL ME it didn't work for the Karen, PLEASE tell me it backfired on her.

    • @emilyashen4643
      @emilyashen4643 Před 4 lety +11

      Bad news she did sue and win

    • @emilyashen4643
      @emilyashen4643 Před 4 lety +2

      UnderLust_Sins so

    • @emilyashen4643
      @emilyashen4643 Před 4 lety +2

      UnderLust_Sins so yeah she sued and won

    • @austingole4861
      @austingole4861 Před 4 lety +1

      Emily Ashen now I don’t know if this is really what happened, but I’m pretty sure she sacrificed all her dignity for this win, I somehow doubt she has many friends

    • @bmaedoggirl
      @bmaedoggirl Před 4 lety +14

      i googled it and not only did she win, but she was a fucking ROAD SAFETY OFFICAL
      but it was in russia so

  • @gearingup4357
    @gearingup4357 Před 4 lety +61

    5:45 Checked this one out, turns out she won the case. That was because the parents were more concerned with the health of their kid, and probably assumed that a case like that would be thrown out

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 4 lety +12

      Had to read that one a few times. Wow. Don't even know how to respond

    • @MystFox1314
      @MystFox1314 Před 4 lety +17

      That's why I sometimes hate being American
      The simple fact that I'm from America means I can be lumped in with these idiots

    • @arottenfruit8060
      @arottenfruit8060 Před 4 lety +14

      I hope she crashes that precious car of hers then. And the person who she crashed into, sues HER.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 Před 4 lety +6

      Korryn the Jackal it was in Russia. So one less idiot to have to worry about being associated with.

  • @hamnster2094
    @hamnster2094 Před 3 lety +12

    ok soooo... you know how youtube has that thing on their home page at the top that sorts your recs by what you've been watching lately?
    weeeeelll this morning i saw one of the options was "Jazz" and was like: "tf i haven't been watching jazz, i don't even LIKE jazz!" so i click it to see what out of my recs would show up and... it... it was just entirely your videos and i just needed you to know this

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale Před 3 lety +6

    0:06 I learned how to solve that one half a lifetime ago. ...when playing WoW. T.T
    It involves quotation marks.
    Sometimes, like coding, human speech needs some ceremony.

  • @theanarchist4312
    @theanarchist4312 Před 4 lety +79

    "like a dyslexic child playing pin the tail on the donkey"

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz Před 3 lety +7

    9:24 ok but calling “crotch goblins” is actually hilarious

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Před 11 měsíci

      That's a term made by pro vax people to make fun of anti vaxxers. Idk why that person used it for their thingy.

  • @MultiNaruto900
    @MultiNaruto900 Před 3 lety +2

    8:37 Experts say that regular daily consumption of dihydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of killing you.

  • @Hutch2Much
    @Hutch2Much Před 4 lety +110

    “call them womb vegetables if you don’t wanna vaccinate them”
    DAMN DUDE

    • @RescueRapscall2
      @RescueRapscall2 Před 3 lety +3

      #crotch goblins for life

    • @elbruh3778
      @elbruh3778 Před 3 lety

      @@RescueRapscall2 Imma start using the term "Crotch Goblins" more from now on.

    • @nc7486
      @nc7486 Před 3 lety +3

      That just means you can eat them when they're ripe

  • @caitlinrix294
    @caitlinrix294 Před 4 lety +102

    Ah yes, 2000 miles, or as Europeans like to call it, "several countries".

    • @tearsofboredom7956
      @tearsofboredom7956 Před 4 lety +4

      I cant believe that some countries actually have more miles

    • @SuperBossGiovanni
      @SuperBossGiovanni Před 4 lety +19

      Legit though, I've seen posts from people in the UK saying that they haven't seen their family in a while because they're an hour and a half drive away. That's a Sunday stroll in America

    • @togahimiko3718
      @togahimiko3718 Před 4 lety +2

      @@SuperBossGiovanni exactly lol

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 Před 4 lety +3

      woah, woah, woah. Are we talking about Monaco, or Russia?!?!?!?

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper Před 4 lety +3

      In europe 2000 Miles is almost half the circurference of the globe

  • @raccoonwithacomputer1677
    @raccoonwithacomputer1677 Před 3 lety +7

    7:58
    In truth, I stopped listening to this one after a few seconds cause I got distracted by my dog, so the only thing I’ve gathered is Subway sandwiches are fire proof. And I will not be persuaded to think otherwise.

  • @zrjolly7835
    @zrjolly7835 Před 3 lety +5

    I’m getting VERY MUCH MORE PARANOID WITH EVERY DAY HE DOESNT UPLOAD, my inner demons keep screaming, “ The Karen’s got him!” Edit: Ima give him one more day to upload before I get worried

  • @anyaisspecial5556
    @anyaisspecial5556 Před 4 lety +78

    Oz: You are so stupid I am going to scream
    Also oz: doesn't actually scream (at least not loudly) and now my ears aren't bleeding so thanks oz for that

  • @nightskydiscusses
    @nightskydiscusses Před 4 lety +30

    Y’know, I think the only reason I watch the r/facepalm ones, are because I enjoy feeling somewhat smarter than these people...

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 4 lety +6

      Most of them just make me angry because these people are breeding

  • @supersentaikyoryuger5744
    @supersentaikyoryuger5744 Před 3 lety +3

    11:32 Sounds smart of shooter is in the building. That student can run while everyone else is inside with the shooter

  • @infrxction_5351
    @infrxction_5351 Před 3 lety +5

    Y’all think the earth is round smh
    This post what made by flat earth gang

  • @ZyroRabbit
    @ZyroRabbit Před 3 lety +97

    2:14 So we're just gonna ignore that if they were somehow based on female anatomy, the men who built them would be called perverts?

    • @wheeeeeeeeeee
      @wheeeeeeeeeee Před 3 lety +2

      Buildings should be dug into the ground :)

    • @aroundth3w0rId
      @aroundth3w0rId Před 3 lety +17

      I mean, not to sound weird but she's wrong as one could count the bridges as flaps, that means the rest is...... so ships would be entering......you know?

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Před 2 lety +1

      @@aroundth3w0rId I think she'd try to argue that that's sexust because woman anatomy

  • @tkrowgamer
    @tkrowgamer Před 4 lety +100

    "When you become a politician, you can't block me on twitter. I hope you like CBT postings."
    Is that why Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnel have to hire someone to use their Twitter for them?

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +6

      WHOA
      XD

    • @swampdonkey1567
      @swampdonkey1567 Před 4 lety +5

      Cognitive Behavioral Therapy lessons?

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc Před 4 lety +12

      @@swampdonkey1567 you sweet summer child

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon Před 4 lety

      @@Leonidas1210vc It ~could~ be. We should allow for the possibility.

    • @Leonidas1210vc
      @Leonidas1210vc Před 4 lety +1

      @@goldengryphon true true.....but deep down.....we all know

  • @andrewolson5471
    @andrewolson5471 Před 3 lety +3

    4:45 I have a door knob with an IQ of 88.

  • @WallysGirl123
    @WallysGirl123 Před 3 lety

    I JUST found your Channel and I am LIVING FOR IT😂

  • @rrockt3830
    @rrockt3830 Před 4 lety +35

    When he was reading Coroma Virus Covil-19 it sounded like he was having a stroke. And he might've

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před 4 lety +51

    5:42 YES! _Thank_ you, Oz. It's nice to see I'm not the only one who finds these idiots infuriating.
    A few days ago, I even had the misfortune of attracting the attention of some idiot who insisted evolution was a lie. They tried to tell me that I didn't understand what evolution was, and that I was talking about adaptation. And this was _after_ I told them _I studied biology and evolution in college and my definition came from a professor whose job was studying evolution._ Meanwhile all they'd done was Google the dictionary definition of "evolution". I tried in vain to explain to them how they were mistaken, how they were misinterpreting the definition, and how the definition, while mostly true, was actually slightly inaccurate in one place, trying _very_ hard to resist the urge to call them an idiot, meanwhile they had the nerve to call me, my family, and my teachers subhuman, while trying to call _me_ out for hostility, and then they laughed and patted them self on the back when I pointed out their _extreme_ hypocrisy. It was at about this point that I finally decided I'd been right all along and these idiots are all just a lost cause. I guess that's what I get for trying to give them a chance to prove to me they weren't all just mindless, narcissistic imbeciles.
    I just don't understand how these people can exist.

    • @nyooom3299
      @nyooom3299 Před 4 lety +15

      talking to those people is like talking to a broken cd player: they wont listen and they will repeat stuff over and over, and the more you try to fix it the worse it gets

    • @shinymainespoon
      @shinymainespoon Před 4 lety +3

      Helpful tip to any super religious idiots: Time is relative; God didn't create everything in 168 hours (7 Earth days). JUST MAYBE He used 8 billion years as the first day.

    • @MadAliceInWonderland
      @MadAliceInWonderland Před 4 lety +4

      Geez, yeah people are fucking stupid. Doesn't he realize that adaptation is literally a part of evolution??? Polar bears for example came from brown bears, but adapted and eventually evolved. Adaptation is like mini evolution. How can he believe in adaptation without evolution?

    • @josephineward6645
      @josephineward6645 Před 4 lety +6

      fun idea: someone says something dumb af, hit back with something twice as ridiculous
      " evolution is a lie" "well yeah, Charles Darwin was a lizard person who put out the idea of evolution so humanity would loose faith in gods teachings and descend into hedonism and sin, causing god to wipe humanity off the face of the earth, freeing it up for the lizard people, also here's a list of other public figures who are lizard people"
      "the earth is flat" "that's what the mole people Want us to believe, in reality the flat earth theory is mole people propaganda, the earth is actually hollow. they want us to think the earth is flat so we'll be too scared of digging through the bottom of the earth to dig deep enough to reach the earths hollow centre"
      "vaccines don't work" "a filthy lie set out by the funeral industry to increase their sales. people are living longer, what better way to get more people to die than to convince them that life saving vaccines cause death and other side effects"
      if you start with trying to talk reason to them and find out they're the stubborn kind of stupid you can switch gears by saying you were testing them to make sure they didn't buy into the propaganda before you told them the Truth

    • @zanehankins7500
      @zanehankins7500 Před 4 lety +1

      I'm pretty religious, but the last thing I want to do is get up in people's faces and tell them that everything they learned is a lie.
      If they don't want to hear it, I won't tell them.
      _(I know, nobody asked. Sorry)_

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR Před rokem

    Commenting to say your videos (once I’ve watched them a few times) become some of my comfort videos. 😊

  • @tigerlilly4848
    @tigerlilly4848 Před 3 lety +2

    This entire time I was about to smack my head against the table

  • @simplylaurajane
    @simplylaurajane Před 4 lety +49

    "I hope you like CBT postings" had me screaming. Holy shit. Talk about direct action!

  • @salmaosama7867
    @salmaosama7867 Před 4 lety +14

    The fact that he put the "Never gonna give you up" lyrics in his disclaimer

  • @tobeyjensen226
    @tobeyjensen226 Před 3 lety +1

    OMG HE LEGIT RICK ROLLED US IN THE DISCLAIMER! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you Oz! Made my day.

  • @bio9leader60
    @bio9leader60 Před 3 lety

    I somehow lost you for a while, I found you again, my day has improved immensely

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada Před 4 lety +100

    “...Except in Texas.”
    Me who only been outside Texas probably 3-4 times: *_YEE HAW_*
    Edit: didn’t like the wording

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon Před 4 lety +4

      One more reason to never leave the state.
      Trust me. I've left Texas before. No other states come close to Texas in much of anything and I've been through most of them.

    • @omegastar2508
      @omegastar2508 Před 4 lety +5

      As a Texan I can confirm this

    • @ravenshepker1725
      @ravenshepker1725 Před 4 lety +4

      Texas. You can drive fast while you're angry and still be going the speed limit.

    • @captan7640
      @captan7640 Před 3 lety

      Texas

    • @desertranger7575
      @desertranger7575 Před 3 lety +1

      Indeed my YEE-HAW brother

  • @pepsiman3545
    @pepsiman3545 Před 4 lety +118

    Last time I was this early oz still kinda sounded monotone

    • @liamthoralexanderspencer4684
      @liamthoralexanderspencer4684 Před 4 lety +8

      I've seen oz old videos he's dident sound monotone well tbh i grew up with monotone parents so i might be abel to hear more out of it

  • @yohanesburg8028
    @yohanesburg8028 Před 3 lety

    used to hate the way how you laughed but stayed for the content, dont regret staying lol
    keep up the good work man

  • @laethenglish1299
    @laethenglish1299 Před 3 lety +1

    World most obscure ruck roll. And it’s in a lot of your vids. Props to you.

  • @spiderleamer5066
    @spiderleamer5066 Před 4 lety +33

    Oz: rick rolled in the disclaimer
    Me: Ha, get wrecked, I'm into that sh*t

  • @Zavhka
    @Zavhka Před 4 lety +32

    These posts made me take 10d12 psychic damage and I'm a lvl 1 wizard

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 Před 4 lety +9

      *Uses* *the* *Stick* *of* *Resurrection* *on* *you.*

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon Před 4 lety +2

      @@anonymousapproximation8549 Druidic resurrection is more fun. Then you get to have your murder hobo buddy back in the form of an animal. Think of how much fun that could be!

    • @omegastar2508
      @omegastar2508 Před 4 lety

      *Uses health potion x100*

  • @Swaggot.
    @Swaggot. Před 3 lety +1

    I really enjoy your videos
    Keep up the great work

  • @joanabernardo6692
    @joanabernardo6692 Před 3 lety

    Love this channel! Looking foward to see more new videos! Cheers from Portugal

  • @Yanara126
    @Yanara126 Před 4 lety +49

    4:00 How... How does that even happen?! Someone must have deliberatly photoshopped this, and with how realistic it looks it probably took a while, then someone said, yes, let's print this for our giant ad, and someone did print it, and then someone had to go and stick it to the wall! What I'm saying is, how did no one in this line up think that this might be a dumb idea?

    • @nils4481
      @nils4481 Před 4 lety +13

      It is supposed to be like that, i have seen in the ad irl. Its about flexibility and meant in a joking way.

    • @henzy7397
      @henzy7397 Před 4 lety +8

      @@nils4481 Thank goodness for that. My thinking that humanity is sapient almost turned to dust seeing that posted there.

  • @joonebugg
    @joonebugg Před 4 lety +27

    As an American I can confirm that we can't do fractions

    • @LucretiaPearl
      @LucretiaPearl Před 4 lety +2

      Many of our fellow Americans have no true understanding of math & fractions. OOF!

    • @Dangerboy2
      @Dangerboy2 Před 4 lety +6

      I hear eight out of seven Americans can't even tell what's wrong with this statement.

    • @Tsurf
      @Tsurf Před 4 lety +4

      ...bu-but all those measurements and tool specs like "five-eighths" and the like, I honestly thought by virtue of the imperial system y'all would have had this on lock.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon Před 4 lety +2

      @@Tsurf Nah. We're good at approximating sizes, the numbers are just for organizing the tool box or garage. For science-y stuff, we go metric, but still have no clue what's going on with fractions and decimals and things. Heck, we even code our craft supplies strangely compared to the rest of the world - knitting needles and crochet hooks have their own measurement sizes. We even have a crochet hook that the rest of the world chooses to ignore or avoid.
      Americans are really good at some really strange stuff.

    • @LucretiaPearl
      @LucretiaPearl Před 4 lety +2

      @@goldengryphon you hit the nail on the head with that explanation.

  • @colm1983
    @colm1983 Před 3 lety +1

    Your laugh brings me joy. Thank you so much :)
    So please do more funnies

  • @HarveyMidnight
    @HarveyMidnight Před rokem

    Lol... watching your content for the first time & LOVE IT! I felt the need to point out that as long as you were driving west, you could travel 2000 miles at 77 mph in a single day. Cuz you'd cross into 2 different timezones, and the time would roll back an hour for each. It would take you 26 hours, but technically at the location you stop, the time would still be within 24 hours of when you started.

  • @user-ok4pk2mp3e
    @user-ok4pk2mp3e Před 4 lety +157

    5:41 And furthermore, he called them "coronavirus cells". Coronavirus is a virus, and viruses do not have cells. This guy is the definition of r/iamverysmart when he's actually wrong about almost everything.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 4 lety +11

      I think you meant to do 8:41 because that's the bit where the stuff you are describing happens.

    • @pepsimanv6124
      @pepsimanv6124 Před 4 lety +2

      Just like the name implies. CoronaVIRUS

    • @monsieurvoid5587
      @monsieurvoid5587 Před 4 lety

      I think he meant coronavirus cells like in multiple coronavirus (as far as I knowa virus is a cell)

    • @cethlikestf
      @cethlikestf Před 4 lety

      @@monsieurvoid5587 not to be a smartass, but most virusses are actually smaller than a human bloodcell

  • @commandercat10
    @commandercat10 Před 4 lety +89

    Man the lady talking about the buildings being sexist must be a bit off the rocker

    • @gothiclycan3916
      @gothiclycan3916 Před 4 lety +20

      There was a woman who wrote a scientific paper claiming that carbon fiber was sexist and oppresses women just by existing.
      Yes. You read that right.
      I did attempt reading it, but it's just insanity malformed into a wall of words. How the hell it got published is beyond me.
      The kicker, if I remember rightly, that woman has since gone on to be the Education Secretary of Australia. From what an Australian friend of mine tells me, that woman's "Gender Studies" curriculum is so extremely misandrist that even the girls in my friend's class were disgusted with it.

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 Před 4 lety +12

      Hunter Fenrisson ...I get the feeling she’s a huge TERF.

    • @empirecrumbles615
      @empirecrumbles615 Před 4 lety +1

      Hunter Fenrisson did some research, do you mean Anna Hickey-Moody?

  • @sovietrook7425
    @sovietrook7425 Před 3 lety +1

    A Face-palm Moment: my friend (who is really nice) tried to give me some promo codes we could 'share'. in reality, he used them, then messaged me them so I could almost attempt to use them. The reason this is a facepalm is the fact that he didn't know they were one use only.

  • @skydragon84
    @skydragon84 Před 3 lety

    Oz, this is by far my favorite animation of you. :)

  • @RomyHavivi
    @RomyHavivi Před 4 lety +9

    I really like how Oz not just read the posts, he also commentate and get angry about them.
    It makes it feel more human and personal then just hearing someone read a post from a screen

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 4 lety +7

      Welcome back to R slash ask reddit.
      And todAy we will be taking a L00k at N S F W teachers of reddit. How do you teacher of reddit?

  • @riptale_wolf279
    @riptale_wolf279 Před 4 lety +44

    “I hope you like cbt postings” -Awarded Best Answer for People You Don’t Like by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences

  • @All54321
    @All54321 Před 3 lety +1

    5:22 Welcome back to “how is prangent formed” where we question how the hell these people are allowed to become parents...

  • @questionablemotivegirl6054

    I hope you're doing well, Oz. Post videos whenever you can. Have a wonderful day/night. You deserve it. P.S. love your content it always puts a smile on my face.

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 Před 3 lety

      Wait what happened? I'm confused, what's wrong?

    • @questionablemotivegirl6054
      @questionablemotivegirl6054 Před 3 lety +2

      @@strawberrypie611 Nothing happened to my knowledge. I'm just trying to send good vibes.

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 Před 3 lety +1

      @@questionablemotivegirl6054 ok thx, i'm kinda worried, but i hope Oz's ok

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk Před 4 lety +51

    Please be aware, many stores indicating a "No Mask, No Entry" policy are typically doing so due to the fact that it's a state ordinance/regulation, and they can be fined heavily for not following it. Additionally, many employees also demand the mandatory mask regulation, or will walk out if it is not in place. So, sorry Karens of the world, you're not going to change anything about the mandatory mask rule, since you're outvoted by state legislature and employees. *DEMOCRACY!!!*

  • @quasoboy7579
    @quasoboy7579 Před 4 lety +141

    Nobody:
    Oz: Welcome Back you lovely degenerates.

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v Před 4 lety +4

      Would you prefer "Crotch Goblins"? I'm conducting a survey

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v Před 4 lety +2

      @Justin Nowaczynski That's 2 for "Crotch Goblins"

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v Před 4 lety +2

      @Blizzard Gaming We've tallied 18 now..... starting to roll downhill

  • @walmartbargainbin
    @walmartbargainbin Před 3 lety +1

    You know, running on 2 hours of sleep having not slept in 3 days, it really concerned me when I realized my sleep deprived brain was agreeing with flat earthers

  • @littlemisscartoony419
    @littlemisscartoony419 Před 3 lety +2

    Everytime i see the little avatar pose at shown at 10:48 it makes my day. Seriously its so wholesome idek why🥺

  • @tent163phantoka
    @tent163phantoka Před 3 lety +81

    7:41 And now he's dead. And posts about him are flooding r/agedlikemilk to the point where us mods had to tell people to please stop posting about it.

    • @HypaBeast
      @HypaBeast Před 3 lety +8

      tent163phantoka What’s it like being a mod in r/agedlikemilk?

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Před 3 lety +8

      And guess who else has COVID? :)

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Před 2 lety

      @@r.j.penfold OOF, hope you got better mate

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold Před 2 lety +2

      @@arizonagreenbee I completely forgot who I was talking about because I haven't watched this video in 10 months and Idek who the original comment is talking about but I can assure you I never got it I stayed safe and now I'm fully vaxed and I still wear a mask when I'm forced to encounter individuals outside my household. Thank you for the concern, tho.

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee Před 2 lety +1

      @@r.j.penfold awesome! I'm glad you never got it, haha. Have a good one

  • @digi9456
    @digi9456 Před 4 lety +5

    "I hope you're ready, Kevin. Because when you're a politician, you can't block me on Twitter."
    That. That is one of the best threats I have ever heard

  • @cal8748
    @cal8748 Před 3 lety

    Subscribing mostly for the content and partly for the funny popup art dude 😂👌

  • @roaryes7536
    @roaryes7536 Před 3 lety +3

    12:21 WHY IS NOBODY POINTING OUT THAT SHE THINKS A DAY IS LONGER THEN 24 HOURS IF YOU DONT SLEEP PLEASE SOMBODY

  • @Heavvyrain
    @Heavvyrain Před 4 lety +29

    Someone asked me what Idek means
    I told them, "I don't even know"
    "Then whyd you tell me"
    *[Brain size large]*

  • @chalkwarrior5542
    @chalkwarrior5542 Před 4 lety +7

    I love how the one with the "the files are stored in the mouse" just made Oz so mildly pissed off but you can tell deep down there's a complete hell going on out of angre

  • @a13xcube5
    @a13xcube5 Před 3 lety +4

    Yo oz when are you gonna post again we love you you lovely degenerate

  • @cade_does_stuff4067
    @cade_does_stuff4067 Před 3 lety

    hi fellow human who lives in the ______ state of idaho
    its so cool to see another person who makes videos here

  • @donutguy
    @donutguy Před 3 lety +13

    1:35 Good job on censoring Jesse's last name lmao
    great vid like always!

  • @itsyaboimike9010
    @itsyaboimike9010 Před 4 lety +12

    9:30 huh "womb fruit"
    Prbbly a banana cuz they dont even last a week. lol

  • @horphalamph6579
    @horphalamph6579 Před 3 lety

    As someone with dyslexia, your comment was surprisingly accurate. Depending on the type of dyslexia, telling lefts from rights, or ups from downs, are super difficult. You will typically see one of us try turning something one way, and then turn it the other way

  • @monocerosRose
    @monocerosRose Před 3 lety

    You make me laugh and i appreciate it.

  • @Corbnorb
    @Corbnorb Před 4 lety +33

    1:34
    “Jesse *****” ok that makes sense it’s blurred out
    “Natalie *****”
    “Jessie follin” oh they forgot about that one