r/facepalm | "Stop Stealing Japanese Culture!"
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imagine saying formal dehyde lol what an idiot
Weird flex but k.
honestly, it sounded like you were just trying to piss people off lol
Bone apple tea
FakeJake formaldehyde
A handsome, sexy, idiot.
As a Japanese, I’m not really bothered by people “stealing” our culture if they’re inspired, it’s if they go too far that is the problem. People trying to ‘defend’ Japanese by attacking people who are enjoying the culture which is pretty ridiculous. I’m sure those girls looked lovely in Yukata or Kimono.
Japanese culture is pretty awesome.
How do you feel about people calling themselves "Otaku"? That's not really a nice word in japanese, is it?
PichDextro オタク？ it used to be negative, but it is less now. Even Japanese call ourselves オタク
@@yunarose6145 Ok, I thought you would still get a weird look when calling yourself that. But as far as I know the japanese are very happy when other countrys show intereset in your culture, right? Honestly you are very polite people :D
PichDextro it literally just means “geek” or “nerd” so it’s pretty accurate to the people who refer to themselves as it
As much as I hate to admit it, anti-vaxxers do solve a world problem.
Overpopulation.
Dolphin 002 oh hey dude don’t worry if they make a COVID-19 vax they not gonna use it and you know how fast it kills sooo HELL YEAHHHHHHHHB
@Jack the Gestapo you see, you have a reminder
@Jack the Gestapo sup, scar gang
@Jack the Gestapo I don't fucking know, I left school 100 years ago.
Or bring back polio
*ahem*
AS AN ASIAN ITS FINE TO BE INTERESTED IN OUR CULTURE AS LONG AS YOU DONT FETISHIZE IT AND STILL LOVE YOUR OWN CULTURE WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING SO BUTTHURT OVER NOTHING
yea
what bout anime
@@komicpancake8387 I don’t really have a care in the world if anyone is obsessed with anime, just remind urself that anime doesn’t = japan because some people can’t tell the difference T_T
Just made in Japan
!warning @Lylah -> Stop spamming in caps!
And anyway, isn't the difference between Kimono to Yukata whether you wear those inner wears or not? That's how I learned
My teacher taught us in class few years ago but i forgot. It's not rly just innerwear , but in general kimono has more layers than yukata. Like lots. Please any Japanese correct me coz this was 6 years ago. I might be wrong.
I’m half Japanese and I uh don’t know
Kimono means "clothes", yukata is a certain kind of traditional clothing that has distinctive shape/patrons, it's kind of a not-so-formal outfit as other kind of Japanese "kimonos".
Also yukatas are traditionally made out of cotton and while they were the equivalent of bathrobes, over time they have become the casual, summer choice.
Kimonos usually are made out of silk with many inner layers and are worn on formal events, weddings ,funerals , coming of age.
There are also different kinds of kimono, the longer sleeves reserved for unmarried women, while the black kimonos with a family.logo on each side of the chest is usually reserved for the mother/mother in law at weddings
Also also, kimonos are unisex clothing while yukatas are basically the equivalent to a traditional dress
No-one:
Litterly nobody:
Jake: formal de hide
FrØsT al u min you
Mina Ashido that’s just british english pronunciation of aluminum
Twisted that’s nice but I don’t care
Honestly aloominyum is not as bad as formal see hide
Alan Nguyen Yee
FakeJake: *pronounces yukata and kimono in a somewhat correct manner*
Me: YES, HE DID IT!
Martial Life Also FakeJake: Formal De Hide
*kimono
Lol I’m wearing a yukata right now bc I’m cosplaying tanjiro 😂
Asta duude i cosplayed as nezuko before
Can pronounce kimono and yakata but can’t pronounce formaldehyde
I love how the fact that that woman didn't realize it wasn't a ghost until the next day means she started walking toward her baby and suddenly stopped and said "f*ck it I'll get a new baby"
E
I mean what exactly are you supposed to do about ghost babies?
@@julianaragan7955 @Juliana Ragan There's nothing to do.
One would think that since the ghost is also a baby it's a harmless ghost, but babies don't have unfinished bussinesses for them to stick around. That has "demon in baby's clothing" written all over.
I would've done the same thing. Screw the ghost baby, and screw the baby baby. As a parent you must make sacrifices, and sometimes it's a literal one to appease the lord of darkness.
Tough luck baby.
@Ewok Da Silva you do realize that ghosts are fake right?
@@evanpostma4684 I do
Me: damn the way he pronounced formaldehyde made me cringe
Him: *corrects his pronunciation of aluminium *
I looked for this comment thank you
It’s not an incorrect pronunciation of aluminium.
@@keeganbell6224 I know right
ahmmm sorry what's the correct pronunciation of formaldehyde? english is not my first language
@@luk_s._.9154 Jake pronounces it like the word “formal” then “DEE-hide”
It more, “fah-MEL-deh-hide”
(If you like Hart Potter, think Flamel, without the first “l” sound)
Anti-vaxer: hi, do you have any books on the dangers of vaccines in the library?
Librarian: yes.
Anti-vaxer: oh great! Where?
Librarian: in the fantasy section.
(I know there are dangers please don't take this comment too seriously)
DJ Unipanda there’s a good journal explaining how the man who came up with the Vaccines are bad or cause autism actually lost his medical license and went to jail for lying.
Wait really?! 😂
@@iamahooman6640 yep. His actual protest was that the new (at the time) MMR vaccine was untested and caused autism and that was too many vaccines at once blah blah blah. Conveniently he happened to have stake in an alternate, competing single vaccine for measles (I think). His initial thing was suggesting and alternate vaccination schedule using his vaccine instead of the MMR one.
He did "studies" to prove the harmful side effects of the MMR vaccine (which he falsified his data for), and was an all around bastard. Then in like 2010 he lost his licence and the paper he wrote was retracted, but the damage was already done.
I recommend this three part podcast series about the antivax "movement":
Part one is the history of antivaxers www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-the-birth-of-the-30580537/
Part two is all about Andrew Wakefield www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-two-andrew-wakefield-the-worst-30587764/
And part three is about a nutjob called Dr. Bob www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-three-dr-bob-maybe-even-30593031/
And in the mortuary section
Let's see what Bill Gates has to say on the matter czcams.com/video/8ogy-7uUpZc/video.html
Jake: Pronounces it "Formal-DEE-HYDE"
Jake: "fixes" his pronunciation of Aluminium.
Me: "Yeaaaa...that't not the word I have an issue with here"
@@championoflegends8254formaldehyde is pronounced for-mal-duh-hide
4-Mal-Dee-Hyde
4-Mal-Dee-Hyde
He pronounced aluminium correct either way. You're the only country that pronounces it as "aluminum".
Eee Eee no, the dee is not incorrect, neither is duh but what is wrong is the formal.
4:42 Ways she could have those and be poor: 1. A gift. 2. Theft. 3. Bought them when she had money and since got poor. 4. Found them in a thrift store and bought them really cheap. 5. Bought them with a payment plan. 6. Bought them with a credit card.
Poor people are allowed to have nice things. Man does not live by bread alone. I'm barely skating by on $900 a month and I own three laptops, a desktop, a tablet, and a smartphone because I bought my old big laptop and desktop many years ago when I had a lot more money; I bought the smaller laptop used from eBay for $60; my Kindle Fire was only $50; got my smartphone free with a two year contract, and the phone/text/data combo pack monthly fee is cheaper than my previous cell phone's plan was. Desktop and older laptop are so old they hardly work anymore, netbook is okay for writing but not much else, I agreed to pay for the new laptop in installments (which will cost me far more in the long run than if I'd had the cash to buy it outright) because I can afford the installments if I go to the food bank every month. Next year is going to massively suck because of that, but it will suck less with a laptop that actually works well than the molasses-slow laptop and netbook.
when you're as poor as I am, sometimes there are things that if you don't have them in your life, you go insane. If I'm going to be shit poor and eating beans and rice all month anyway, I might as well be able to watch Netflix so I don't crack up with nothing to do all day and start murdering rich people and stealing their shit.
I heard somewhere Japanese people actually like it when other races put on kimonos because it shows that the person is interested in the culture
“Oh I’m sorry it Aluminum for you Americans isn’t it?”
Meanwhile: F O R M A L *DEHIDE*
How do we fix it XD
spelling on card is UK/international spelling.
Ian moseley The spelling is the same everywhere. The pronunciation is what was terrible. 😂
dude this shit gave me such a bad visual i could imagine a bunch of people in suits sitting around behind desks that are placed to make a large circle in a room with some poor bastard having his fucking skin peeled of with a potato peeler......
FORMAL-DEHIDE
@@arielle4313 in the US it's spelled aluminum and in the UK it's spelled aluminium.
08:00 if it’s Arabic then I can’t wait till she finds out that (0123456789) these numbers are Arabic 😂
Finally i found this comment
Its actually true i just searched
There’s a reason a lot of things in math and science start with “al”.
@@lorenzov.3686 but the 0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 was made in arabia
Lorenzo V. Yeah, the idea of symbols for a number rather than phonetic descriptions of the sound. However, the numbers we use today are clasically Arabic.
Regarding the apple scene: I really don’t have a damn choice. The amount of strength I have when it comes to my teeth-
Jake: thinks we're gonna get mad about aluminium
Also Jake: fOrMAl dE-hyDe
LOL
Loll true
withstand the storm better than someone pronouncing it formal-hydrate
Also Jake: Payota Velikii
My mom has never been able to pronounce aluminium correctly. She becomes tongue tied. She just can't do it.
"Everyone is white"
me a light skinned latina: Happens all the time...
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you, white Latinos exist and if you’re “lightskin” it’s probably because you’re one of them
@@miki2849 your point? Explain please.
Rai That you’re white
Rai yeah latino ain’t a race you’re most definitely white dude
nomoredickpics most Latinos do have white ancestors but that doesn’t automatically make you white
If anyone was wondering the blurd words of Bernie we're "it all ends when we are all in the White House" or something like that
5:39 - maybe this was just a setup and the person was actually waiting at home *all day* with a shotgun to "deal to" anyone who turned up with the set of keys they planted and tried to rob their place?
That was my line of thinking.
odd how you never see a japanese say stop stealing our culture, its always someone non japanese saying it.
Same with every other culture
Idk why tf they tryin to make it look like they're our moms or something... west is a weird place.
I did see some screengrab where a Chinese person said something like "As a Chinese-American, I feel it's inappropriate to celebrate Lunar New Years if you're not Chinese or invited by a Chinese person." It was almost immediately followed up by another Chinese-American stating that they formally invite everyone to celebrate Lunar New Years.
@@bryanwoods3373 thats quite funny XD but whos position should we take though?
There's no point for a Japanese to say that, esp on the internet, like, lots of tourists go to Japanese, one of the things they'll get is a kimono or yukata, most Japanese people know that they probably will.
Fake Jake: *pronounces Yukata and Kimono fairly well*
Also Fake Jake: formal-de-hyde
*yukata
he butchered the Russian name too
how else you say it?????
@@izzythetrashposter5710 for-mal-de-hyde
He said it like formal dee Hyde
It's like formaldehyde, but wearing a tie.
Jake: corrects himself ironically on aluminum
Also Jake, pronouncing formaldehyde: formul-D-hide.
1:07 she's actually pretty cute imo
Agreed
Redditors on their way to say "simp"
@@lapismancer1158 FLINTLOCKWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
@Dr. Ludwig Humboldt she is
She is
“Where we see people who aren’t smart so we feel better about ourselves.” But then what happens is we see ourselves in it?
Edit: I forgot I had this comment and I got shocked looking at the likes.
ベン・オーバー
Smart people would benefit.
свергнуть правительство России и установить коммунистический режим!
@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 поддерживаю
@@OK-vz8vj Was hast du zu mir gesagt?
Imagine getting offended for someone else’s culture. I remember a story where a white lady pepper sprayed a man for wearing a yukata and not being Japanese
Laura Skerra no I’m with you pepper spraying Logan Paul is fine. Hell, convince him it’s for views and he’ll spray himself. He’ll probably even use bear spray.
Jesse Rudolph are you certain? I heard it had to be stronger because as soon as you spray them they will at you. Those mofos play for keeps
People don't seem to know the difference between appropriating and appreciating a culture.
Jesse Rudolph here maybe this might help attheu.utah.edu/facultystaff/cultural-appropriation-or-appreciation/
@@beatrixthegreat1138 appropriation is stupid to begin with. Culture is means to be shared and adapted. If no one other than a certain race maintain it, the culture will be dissappears one day.
I actually saw a video here on youtube asking people in japan about cultural appropriation and every single one of them said they loved that people were taking an interest and sharing their culture and wished more younger people there in japan would take an interest in traditional garments and such. so yeah.. that's how people actually feel about it.
"If an apple could protect you from contracting life-threatening diseases, would you eat one?"
Also: Apple seeds contain cyanide
DaKussh actually they contain amygdaline which the body breaks down ito incredibly small amounts of cyanide
Poi Troy the best part is that a handful of them chewed up will do the trick.
@@ricecake9740 "handful", well thats very vague. The LD is about 0.5mg/kg body weight. So for a 70kg (140lb) person, it would take about 300 seeds containing about 50mg.
And also, only if you chew them all up, if swallowed as a whole, your body wont come into contact with the substance.
So good luck chewing 300 seeds lol 😁
yeah... and you'll need to eat the seeds of 10-20 apples to notice anything at all... not even feel but effects such as slightly increased heart rate and a bit of sweeting to get a serious amout of cyanide.... oh boy u need lots of apples... (apricot seeds are a much better source btw) every poisen is it's dose
a tiny bit of mercury we can deal with not to mention aluminium is really not toxic heavy metal....)
and did u know such metals like lithium for example are used as treatments... yeah bipolar people get such meds as lithium....
man i can't wait to see the memes... exploding lithium batteries are a serious issue nowdays because they are so common and all u have to do is to pierce a battery.....
next thing u know they say bipolar drugs are bombs .... hhh
@@donotlike4anonymus594 lithium is not a heavy metal. It's kinda opposite, actually. Being number 3 in the periodic table, it's the lightest of metals.
And its "For-Mal-de-hide"
TAElusional 5HINee
DEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And it's P'otr Velikiy, not π-otr Velikiy
@@Saucemaster251 DEEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
fro-mal-duh-HEE-deh?
It’s formal-DI-hide
*FORM-AL-DE-HYDE*
And yes, the 300th time, it's *aluminium.*
That's the international pronunciation.
1:51 It's so charming that Jake corrected himself on how he pronounced "aluminium" but not how he said "formaldehyde." Keep making Yorkshire proud!
Fun fact: The doctor who made the "vaccines causes autism meme" was trying to sell a vaccine that didn't cause autism.
It's not a meme though. Wakefield falsified studies of the MMR vaccine because he had his own measles vaccine he wanted them to use instead, and was repeatedly discredited and de-licenced. Unfortunately, he still finds work in America.
but NO vaccines cause autism
R4
Some of the smartest people are on the autism spectrum.
My brother is autistic and I wouldn’t want him any other way.
@R4 I'm on the autism spectrum.
Jake: Aluminium, formal dee hide. Oh sorry, _"aluminum."_
Everybody: AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Not everybody
It is aluminum tho, in America it's spelled like that. Different places may uses different spelling
@@jayisabird6031 Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium Aluminium
Kroolzz it is Aluminium, not Aluminum
@@thenexro7875 wow, such maturity
9:50 Well Leopard gecko have nocturnal behaviour, so intense daylight may be creepling for their sight...
Yea there not nocturnal but they act like it.
One of the leopard gecko I used to have also had bad eyesight so I had to hand her her food every time. If I used tongs, she’d hurt herself on the tongs, too. So, I used my hands. And she did bite me a lot while going for the worms. Never got salmonella, luckily. 😂
The fact numbers are Arabic’s goes over everyone’s mind.
Hindu-Arabic actually, but yeah.
Higher mathematics is definitely a foreign language that the majority of people, never having studied it, do not understand nor know what it is. I could see that it would look foreign to the majority of people. BTW, higher mathematics also includes more than numeric symbols. It also includes hebrew symbols and greek symbols. Even symbols that were invented just for higher mathematics.
It is in fact another language.
Just as musical notation is another language.
Some people just need to expand their minds a bit, get exposed to more things. They are deliberately living in a deliberately chosen small world. So they do not know all the symbols used in mathematics. They do not know the way the rest of the world writes their currency amounts. They are naive and parochial. I run into this all the time. So annoying. So stupid.
They're Hindu-Arabic. Math is amazing in that regards haha. So many things combined.
@@rollothecat2010 R/iamverysmart.
Yeah... it blew my dad's mind when I told him.
"Stop stealing culture"
South East Asia: *insanely sweating*
That is basically true
As a Philippine kid, I can confirm
I don't get it, can you please explain.
@@thehumanoddity
Go to Google about Southeast Asian history
@@rg-wormwood The only thing I can think about without Googling anything is the spread of Chinese culture.
I'm sure someone already said this is comment as well, but as a Japanese person, I’m not really bothered by people “stealing” Japanese culture if they don't do anything toxic. I mean, us Japanese people also ”stole" American (and other) culture also, do it wouldn't be fair, would it?
People trying to defend Japanese by attacking people who are just literally enjoying the culture is pretty stupid if you ask me.
I apologies if my english is bad :(
Imagine the embarrassment that user in the "cultural appropriation" post got after the Japanese girl proved that she was Japanese.
I thought this was emkay doing a weird voice
Akuseru secretly he has two channels
Lewis Heald secretly he has three channels
secretly he owns every reddit channel
Hello SSBU Link
Akuseru I thought this was mkay
1:42 "Kinda"? It looks like there's a freaking spirit infant trapped inside the mattress, banging on the barrier between realities.
ROFL! 🤣 😂 😅
It lowkey looks like when the fake mom throws. Coraline into the room with all the ghost children
That’s some 2016 Ghostbusters shit right there
the “stealing japanese culture” thing is the same logic as saying you can’t play a video game cause you didn’t develop it
if i were asked about my bank account being as big as my social, the most a person would get out of me is, "north of $5,000,000.00........wait, are the cents not included in the figure?"
No one:
Fancy people: what about “formal de hyde”
“Formal De Hyde.” I’m picturing a very posh bottle of Formaldehyde with monocle and snooty pout.
That's hilarious to imagine. What about Formal De Jekyll?
3:27 this is litterally the 4th post i've seen in a few months time where the americans mistake a kirov class battlecruiser for of their own (it's both painful and hillarious)
Formal dehyde: when men in nice suits return you to the state of being doctor jekyll.
Take my like and get out.
I'm actually an idiot... because if someone asked me "if your ssn was money how rich would you be?" I would have actually answered it. Smh
"Rich enough to be scared of scammers like you"
That falls under the "if you post your password here, it shows up in all asterisks. Like mine: ***********" type joke/scam.
I would have rounded it off to like one significant digit out of laziness. Or if I caught the scam in time I would have been like "well I'd have 9 figures in the bank so rich enough I guess."
Same
If I were to comment, I would've commented a random string of numbers and wait to see if people react
I like how he “corrects” himself with aluminium but calls formaldehyde formal deehyde
And i dont even know which ine is correct💀
How do I pronounce it then?
@@oddotaku3621 for-mAl-dah-hide
11:04 This is somewhat related to my story.
In one of my government classes for school, we had to do a fake "Debate" where you partner up with a friend, research a specific topic (separately), and debate against each other.
So the topic that me and my friend wanted to do (given from a list) was "Video Games Cause Violence".
I chose to do "Video Games DON'T cause Violence" and as a result, my friend had to do "Video Games DO Cause Violence" (FYI - He doesn't believe that, but a grade is a grade).
While researching our viewpoints my friend pointed out how there is ZERO documentation on scientific evidence of video games causing violence...
Having the books placed the other way is a good way to get that olden day library aesthetic where books were chained to the bookshelf from their spines.
When did you learn about this? It's such a wild historical factoid!
Little did those medieval librarians know that books would become so mass-produced we'd re-sell them for 'pennies' at garage sales.
@@37thraven I actually did a library course! It was super fun learning about what libraries and books, in general, were like in the past, especially the cheap stuff for kids.
I spent almost $200 dollars on a pair of boots. They have been the only shoes I’ve worn for the past 8 years because I’m really poor.
That - well made boots might cost more but will last longer.
Fun fact : The cute girl holding a japanese passport in the thumbnail is actually a *male*
Yes.
I fell for the trap once.
[EDIT] She is a genderfluid so good news!!
Please tell me ur joking
@@hashirama8388 I am not, unfortunately
Still date
@@CarassiusAu unless
Wavedbruhgod no homo
Now all I can think of is a jar of formaldehyde wearing a tuxedo. I think I'm legally obligated to have to draw this now
If you haven't discovered them already, go check out Drawfee. This is *EXACTLY* their brand of humour
That social security joke is absolutely VILE.
4:47 "Lemon" Shows a lime...
If something turns the pigment in your eyes green... Get a doctor XD
@@37thraven no they’re saying the post says lemon but has a picture of a lime
there s a kid in are street that have a tanktop with a batman symbol and the marvel logo
To be fair, I would wear that just because I would find it funny
Gelo Villanueva r/ihadastroke
@@peabrain6872 quoting reddit outside of reddit and misusing it? what?
Sam Adi I’m not misusing it he can’t spell
Sam Adi and who cares if it’s outside of reddit
People are more than the culture they come from, you can't 'steal' culture, you share it.
My favourite thing about the formal dehyde thing is that he corrected the fact that he said al-u-min-e-um by then saying a-luhm-in-um but not for-mal-da-hide
The way I learned to use the “greater than” and “less than” is that this (
Lucy Bravo are u dumb it’s a crocodile
You mean a Floridian street cat?
@@sappling2p there are multiple ways to dk it
I did it the Florida man way (even though I learned in in like Texas) by using a crocodile
We were taught that "" work like that it's a spike stabbing the smaller number... My school was pretty weird.
aluminum (a-loom-min-um) = American spelling
aluminium (al-yu-min-ium) = British spelling
It's pronounced al-yu-min-ium.
thanks
Aluminum, British spelling
Aluminium, IPC spelling.
The guy who named it was English.
@Bruce nah, I’ll just call it tinfoil and make everyone’s head explode.
@@spuzzdawg No I cannot Pronounce that
The fact that someone made it to a final thesis level in college (usually masters or doctoral) and still thinks antivax has any validity is truly frightening, not face-palming...
😂
Lmao the way you fix the aluminium which is correct both ways but totally trashed formaldehyde has me crackin😂😭
Jake: corrects himself on saying aluminum when he still said it correctly
Also Jake: formal de-hyde
"Aluminum and Formal D Hide"
"Oh im sorry, its allu-mini-um isnt it"
Me: THATS the one you choos to correct?
Chose*
@@JLeft4Bread Technically, it would be chose. You cant even grammar nazi right.
@@duo1666 the freak is a grammar Nazi just cuz my keyboard sensitive doesn't make me an nazi
@@JLeft4Bread he meant a Grammar Nazi. Not just nazi. A Grammar Nazi is someone who corrects someone for a minor misspelling error that was an accident
@@JLeft4Bread and yeah you can't even grammar Nazi right. Lemme show you. Its A not an
In the 21st century, a Japanese passport is the biggest flex besides owning a VR sex simulator machine and knowing every Minecraft recipe at the top of your head.
10:47 blurred text
"It will end when we are in the White House"
Jake: [corrects himself when saying aluminum]
Also Jake: Formal-dee-hide
[Makes himself incorrect by using the dumb American way]*
Launch Soulsteel we pronounce it the way it’s spelled. aluminum. Try and say it correctly and you’ll realize
Aluminium not Aluminum
Launch Soulsteel it’s aluminum
Listen I’m from England, where this language was created and it’s Aluminium like vibranium or plutonium or do you say plutonum?
Fake Jake: "in the kimeeno-"
Me:
"JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS!!"
'Are you still selling tge 30 inch tv? '
'No i already sold it'
'How about- *ad plays* PERSONAL SYMPTON CHECK'
This was the first FakeJake video I watched
Omg im just so scared for the people who shared their social socurity number
Ikr!! Like how terrifiyng would that be for the persons identity be stolen ahhh!!!!!
@@nicolechrisdurso9127 wrong account?
ً or maybe they were scrolling, didn’t realize that it was their comment, didn’t recognize it, and replied. i’ve done it before but i don’t think that’s the case
Dumpster fire or maybe somebody replied to the comment, this person replied, the first replied deleted it and this person is one of those people who don’t include the person’s name when replying??? or maybe he just forgot to switch accounts, or maybe he did what you just said.
Ikr it’s a very scary thing you can lose a lot of money
10:42
*laughs in free healthcare*
Cries in being American
As an American! **pain**
@@nobodyimportant9603 Much love to you two, and luck in our lifetimes for change.
There's a californian youtuber in germany who got hit by a car and had everything covered, and came back raving about EU/Canadian healthcares. I wish more normal people with experiences like her could get the spotlight in the neverending debate.
@Nordic Premium Laughs in probably not as much as you think
The U.S. : "communist has been detected on American soil"
9:00 that reminds me of an awful “no smoking” sign on a gallery at my home town. Thing was literally worded to be fancy but it stated it was forbidden to consume any products “derived or not” from tobacco, so technically you could’t consume anything at a gallery with multiple food shops xD
If my social security number was the amount of money I had, I’d be very rich...or very poor if I count the zeros
Someone in my class said “damp water”
søphyøbøat CONFUSED SCREAMING!
mood af
Wet water.
Damn this Japanese girl did one of the greatest "no u" ever
"Did you just assume my gender?!"
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@@oddotaku3621 yukatas are worn by women, some searches you may find saying even boys wears it but that is just not taking the culture into account, plus the comment did say “chic”
I know it’s a joke
Omg I’m dying!! I know it’s a year later but you say aluminum and formaldehyde wrong but then eventually catch yourself and correct aluminum lol you zoom in and everything but immediately after you mess up formaldehyde again and holy crap stats my horrible Xmas is amazing now thank you so damn much I love you!! :D
Aluminium(Aluminum) can actually be spelt and pronounced both ways. Aluminum is American, while Aluminium is international
0:00 If my SS was a bank account number, I'd have more money then the number of brain cells that those people have
a plebeian: formal dehyde
me, an intellectual: *kimeeno*
Kamino smh
Nicola Sabbe it’s kimono
@@nicolasabbe4668 it's not a system I'm familiar with...
Honestly, I wasn't as offended at your pronunciation of "aluminum" as I was appalled at your butchering of "formaldehyde" askfhslhglds
how else????
Izzy the Trashposter for Mel duh hide
I've always been an advocate of never making fun of people who mispronounce a word - it means they learned it by reading. Today I've learned I may have been too generous.
Formaldehyde the way you said it just guided me gears
To be fair, the post about the kidney donation is misleading. She donated to a former boss she remained friends with, and it was her current boss that fired her.
So how did you know then?
She probably tweeted about the post being misleading
70th likes >:)
You are incorrect. Extremely incorrect. She offered her boss her kidney. She wasn't a match, but donated anyway, as it moved her boss up to next in the queue.
Source:
www.kiwireport.com/woman-fired-donating-kidney/
Wayne Feller ok. That doesn’t take any less from the original comment. It still makes the same point.
The blurred text in the bernie sanders against expensive insulin was about him getting into office
he probably blured it so people wont get political
Jake correcting himself with the word aluminium and not Formaldehyde is killing me lmao
“So there’s an Amazon Rive now?” There always had been. Since *long* before you were born.
Flat Earther spends $20,000 Trying To Prove Earth Is Flat, Accidentally Prove It's Round
Wait It's All Round?
Always Has been
@Bruce ???????
@Bruce 😂😂😂 dude.....
Saw a news article of flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world and getting lost at sea
@Bruce What?
People:chill
Me: *oh i have time to vibe check*
07:30 man I’m not a native speaker and that hurts because I know this shit they must have been living under a rock without movies nor games
10:46 The blurred out part reads, "It will end when we are in the White House" lol
10:48 The blurred text says "it will end when we're in the White House."
Wonder why is was blurred out?
@@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX probably didn't want to spread misinformation
James Box least he’s better than the current one
Why would that be censored?
@@Chris_Cross to avoid political influences
8:00
Technically, the man was writing in arabic, considering the fact that the numbers we use is arabic.
The modern numbers used in math worldwide originated in india.
@@bigbigbig42 which adopted and spread by arabs (or persian idk).
So both corrrct i guess.
@@meferswift It was adopted by the arabs via a trade with india, they then spread it to the rest of the world, you are correct in this. However both things are not correct, the arabs innovated on the numbers, sure, they invented algebra etc. but the numbers are natively hindi.
@@bigbigbig42 im not even contradicting.
Both can true in way.
Its of hindi, adopted and spread by arabs and farsi.
I literally came to the comments for this lol
The lenght of jakes progress in video making is amazing
Something my teacher taught me at tuition to remember "" better is to draw a line
l> stands for b which stands for besar which means big
And
l< which means k which means kecil which means small
9:58 u don’t even know the half of it. there’s an amazon forest now! they really takin over.
Wait til they find out about The Amazons.
Anti-vaxers:"dont call us anti-vaxers"
Me:"ok... how about... kid be goners"
Edit:thanks for so many likes
Well, Bill Gates has donated Billions toward vaccines, and also talks alot about how the population needs to be brought down by at least 15% czcams.com/video/8ogy-7uUpZc/video.html
Child killing Dickwads, or The Idiots of Our Society.
Freedom Fox Hitler talked a lot about stopping animal cruelty and also killing the Jews. Therefore, animal right activists are antisemites.
Seriously, get a grip.
@@ronytheronin7439 That's a non sequitur, just like saying because we use windows software or own a Volkswagen you agree with the creators principles. The fact that Bill's dad was on the board of planned parenthood and a colleague of Margret Sanger (the founder of pp) who was an openly racist eugenicist, and pen pals with Hitler, means it's completely relevant to assume some foul play may have happened after African women suddenly became infertile after they were vaccinated by Bill
Freedom Fox I didn’t know if meet someone with an iq of a grape
Ok but I completely lost it at “ok Lauren, you’re also a maniac” that just hit different
The stack books back to front made me burst out laughing