The fact that we can no longer tell the difference between a troll and a straight up idiot is kinda scary to me. Like there really are people who say and think these things so you never know whether to laugh at someone’s joke or be scared by their stupidity.
This is called "Poe's Law". It was originally formulated as, "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that _someone_ won't mistake for the genuine article." It has since been expanded to cover all cases where sarcasm and stupidity are equally likely explanations for something someone says. This is why it's highly recommended you use an emoji or something when using sarcasm, so that people won't just think that you're dumb.
@@HiEv001 The problem with the winking emoji or other such emoji's is those same stupid people also use those to emphasize how smug they are or how superior they think they are, so even emoji's don't work, you basically have to finish a joke with /s so people will know it's a joke. I hate stupid people and i'm kind of an idiot myself.
@@HiEv001 "WitHoUt A WinKInG smIlEY oR otHer BlaTaNt DisplAY of HUmoR, IT iS uTtErLy iMpoSSIble to paROdy a CreATIonIsT in suCH a WaY ThAT _SomEOne_ wo'Nt misTaKE fOr ThE gEnUIne Article" 😂😂😂👆😂👆😂👆👆😶🤪🤪😪😪 My apologies for giving you, the reader, a stroke
She's probably going to have to either bring him back into the house or leave him to be homeless because there's a good chance he may not be able to earn enough to maintain his own place
Maus is actually a really good read. It's about the persecution of Jewish people leading up to and during WWII. Written by someone who lived through it. Edit: It was actually the artist's father who lived through it and it's his father's story.
I read that as a kid and it was an emotional and informative experience. This was before I read Anne Frank since I wasn't keen on reading chapter books as a kid.
And yet, many conservatives have tried to ban it from schools and public libraries. 'Cause, you know, you wouldn't want kids learning about history or the harms of bigotry! 🙄
@@amuro9624 .. oh boy did I tell on myself? I didn't think I left any clues about my teen years. (no wild perms, but boy did I go for the teased hair... big time)
The thing about the anti-rope pants is that there is a high likelihood that the woman will get _physically_ assaulted instead. Saying that as a trans girl.
I was thinking the same thing. Rape is a crime of power and control, not of normal physical attraction. That is to say, thinking you make yourself "unattractive" by pretending to have whatever genitals is not gonna work.
Ah yes to stop sexual harassment/assault we shall not only GIVE them a reason to stare at our groins but also create an opportunity of hate from transphobia AS WELL AS somewhat exploiting ‘being transgender’, which would most certainly make a mtf feel extremely uncomfortable to be around as well as most likely making them self conscious. Who seriously thought that this was a good idea?
@@cynister7384 also the ‘make you believe you’re a man’ made me choke before they (conveniently) added ‘or transgender’. Not so mild transphobia there in itself (yikes)
As a trans dude, there are fake bulges I’ve found to help with insecurities which I like, but I just find this article funny like trans people get harassed just as much as women. Any gender can be attacked. Penis or not
@@MooseShower oh I meant trans women finding it uncomfortable (hence the mtf). Having the ‘fake bulges’ made specifically for ftm is awesome though and definitely creates confidence. I have a close friend who’s transitioning atm and even changing his name legally created a huge confidence boost in himself that was visible for our friend group and we’re all so glad he’s no longer so ‘cooped up’ (if that makes sense x). Never looked at his crotch but I’m sure if he has a bulge it’s also helped with self esteem too. It just sucks peeps will be so hateful towards others.
Not only that but trans women are often even higher risk for assault than cis women, which is just tragic That is to say, any assault is tragic but these people who wear this are just hurting themselves. Being trans is hard enough And men face assault as well, acting like they don't is stupid
I recently saw comments under some trash anime from a vegan that was mad the anime used the "meat is the best food" trope for some of their characters and talking about "social conditioning" that makes (fictional) kids see animals as meat. Worse than the anti lolicons on Twitter.
And later, the American soldiers (who were sometimes called 'dogfaces') are portrayed as dogs. The gentile civilian Germans were portrayed as pigs. The Jews who were trying to pass as gentiles were mice wearing paper pig masks. It sounds whimsical, but it is gut-wrenching. Absolutely brilliant work and well deserving of its Pulitzer Prize.
@I'm unity Where I live we treat our cows and chickens very nicely. We let them live the same life they would live normally, and we collect the extra milk and eggs. They are treated nicer then any other place treats them. I do not like anything bad to happen to animals, but eggs and dairy don’t hurt animals (if done properly).
@unity Your reply’s keep getting deleted. Lol. Don’t assume I live in a country as bad as yours. Not everyone lives in the usa. Where I live our cows and chickens are not keep in captivity. They are allowed to go where they want in a large pasture or lawn. They are treated nicely.
The guy with the cell phone repair reminds me of a guy at the hardware store. He had a table leg with a stripped out hole. I suggested a stud and some epoxy. He decided to ignore my ideas and do his own thing. I don’t know if he ever got it fixed, but he made three trips back because all his solutions had failed.
Can't believe there are still people who believe rice will do anything to a device with water damage. Remove Battery if possible or at least turn it off and put it on the windowstill, leave it to dry for a couple of days and hope for the best.
He was so convinced white rice would work that i really wonder why he went to the hardware store to let it repair instead of going to the supermarket to buy some white rice... maybe to prevent "doing it wrong" *again*? Store guy should've just charged double for the repair without telling the male Karen how he'll do it
13:37 for anyone who is interested, it is a mezuzah it has verses from the Torah inside of it. The symbols written are the first letters of the Hebrew alphabet. Not all of the mezuzot have the letters. The letters represent the Tablets of the Covenant (you can kinda see the shape) And the big letter on top is the first letter in god's name. You hang it on the door frame. It's main purpose is to remember that god exists. So like when you get inside or out of the room/house, you will remember that god is always there. Kinda sweet.. But yah I agree it's absolutely jew magic. Really really scary jew magic. Inside of it there is the blood of our enemies. Sorry, correction, past enemies
Im an atheist but I love learning about stuff like this. So basically it's like the Jewish version of the cross? I was very Christian growing up so that's where the majority of my knowledge is based so it's interesting to learn about other religions. Thank you for telling us about this.
1:20 Some "present" that is! As soon as you turn 18 you get thrown to the wolves, what a great message that mother has for her son. So he's going low to no contact after this. 👀 And frankly she'll deserve it.
At least she gave him a 30 day warning (sarcasm, it's still cruel of her). Some of those insane "parents" are capable of throwing their kid out of the house on the day of their 18th birthday without any prior warning
@@AugustoEL Left in the worst home? I joined the military to get away from my mother. Hadn't talked to her for 20+ years. Only found out she died because my sister told me years after her death. Well, also went no contact with my family because they knew she was abusive but did nothing to stop her.
"Purple is unrealistic to use in games because [few] natural elements use it" Last time I checked most videogames aren't set on Earth in a time before the mass-production of synthetic dyes, but rather on fictional worlds, so restrictions of natural pigments don't apply anyway.
Also Pokemon and a ton of other games have always used purple to indicate poison attacks, weapons or damage. Not just was his take weird, it was also factually complete bs
Except that the "wrong number" person was probably a scam, and done by a bot most likely. They'd have continued messaging the wrong number, suggested meeting up, then sent a link to one of those sites that steals credit card info with the claim that the site will make sure they're both safe when they meet. I'll admit I've partly fallen for such a scam before, got to them sending the link before realizing it, but I was only 18 or 19 at the time anyway. The whole "I'm from France but living elsewhere" bit is a dead giveaway, even more so than sending a pic (likely stolen from a hacked account or something) almost immediately and continuing to message after being told it's the wrong number.
I saw that bodycam of the pastor getting attested. Someone called saying there were multiple black men,(who she couldn't see but heard talking) at the neighbours house who was away. He was literally watering the plants with a hose, was polite and friendly. Immediately identified himself, said he was watering the plants for the neighbours. The one who called even said he and the neighbours were friends, but they lied and said he never identified and still arrested him for nothing.
I'm getting tired of certain people calling any enjoyment or participation in another culture "cultural appropriation." I get it, I'm not from that culture, but me enjoying their food, music, media, etc. or adopting a hair style reminiscent of it isn't me appropriating it. Cultural appropriation is where you disrespect a culture by exploiting it or misrepresenting it. "Fortune Cookies" are a great example of this as they were literally marketed as authentic (they are based in reality, but aren't the original and highly americanized), while simultaneously mutliple people claimed to have invented them whole cloth without any outside influence, in which they did not (they are actually based on a cookie very similar to it originally made in Kyoto Japan). Funnily enough, these americanized fortune cookies are more closely associated with chinese restaurants in America, not Japanese... so its a little bit worse. Now, you can be influenced by other cultures and create things based off of that influence, as this is how cultures mix and create cool new things... but the key is to be respectful, open, and most importantly, informed. Stop trying to segregate people away from other cultures just because you can't wrap your head around people respectfully enjoying them.
He either gonna have to get a waiver for it (better chance at winning the lotto) or he's gonna have to pay for laser removal. And if he doesn't join them she gonna get clowned and hated on by actual soldier and retired vets.
12:13 Instead of protesting at grocery stores, they should do so at the company's milk production facilities/factories because doing so just serves to annoy the shoppers and employees, and accomplishes absolutely nothing to further their cause. Additionally, they could even protest against the Corporation at the office the CEO occupies. However, they are picking the worst possible way to protest, which will make all other forms of protest-regardless of what they are protesting-appear utterly pointless and utterly idiotic in contrast.
Also that is not the type of curl normally associated with Africans which tends towards tighter curls this is more associated with western Europe especially Spain and Ireland.
@@evda4919 Doesn’t change anything? Go to a map, maybe every historical one too, look at Morocco and Spain. Morocco, during the Reconquista, owned Andalusia (a majority of Iberia)
4:10 I think I read that book once It's about the Holocaust, however the characters are depicted as mice and cats, as well as removing all the gorey stuff to be more approachable to kids
10:13 I remember being a little kid eating at KFC with family in San Diego. Huge windows. I saw a small crowd yelling about eating meat. This dude comes from inside the restaurant, holding a bucket of chicken, and just eats a freaking drumstick in front of them. Dude gettin yelled at, but he is still eating his chicken
I used to pity the people like the parents and children in flat-earther and anti-evolution families.. Then I realized how much money I earn because they need to hire people like me when they need "reality" problems fixed.
in some countries in africa, riding the escalator is a very exciting new thing. Trevor Noah once talked about a Zimbabwean school doing a class feildtrip to the mall just to ride the escalator.
9:46 Alright, go run a marathon Right now No warmup, no training, no nothing Just put on your sweats, grab a water, and go run several kilometers nonstop
When I was 17, I believed I could probably run a marathon without training. Not a competitive time or anything, but just keep going and do the distance in three hours or so. I was the best in my cross country team at school so I thought it would be easy ,lol. Well I entered a half marathon at college thinking it would be a breeze. The first 8 miles or so were fine. I was feeling great. I was ahead of all the other girls by a long way and most of the guys too. Then I 'died' my legs turned to jelly and I could barely walk. I was limping along slowly and everyone who had trained and was running sensibly passed me. I finished 36th out of 38. The two below me didn't complete the race as they were ill. I really learned a lesson there. At least I got a finishers medal though.
prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. (cognitive bias whereby people with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a certain type of a task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge0
@@c3h50n023 not a prime example but ye it's good enough to apply here, shame that humans are growing ever more stupid in critical things because of having access to too much information and relying on potential misinformation to base your fundamentals on
9:55 well. She's got a point. Nobody needs to train for a marathon. You can just walk it up all the way... as long as the organizers wait for the 12-14 hours that are needed to walk it through (which I seriously doubt).
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I fully agree. I was doing athletics in my teens. Long distance. Definitely takes training. But still, a healthy person should be able to do it. With lots of pain and a good dose of motivation. I am not mad enough to try a marathon without training, even if it was just to walk it. Would be nice to know if that lady did try it and how it ended.
Marathons are more about preparation and training I'm not a very athletic person but I do know for a fact I have a really good stamina if you understand that type of lingo. Preparation not training. 😂
13:37 Reminds me of when I was in high school. I was selling candy as a fund raiser for a club I was part of and I approached a classmate. Me: "You wanna buy some candy." Him: "No thanks." Me: "I wasn't asking you, I was telling you." Him: "Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me." Me: "No, but my Jewish mind tricks will." He then bought a piece of candy.
I'd recommend to that person not only to buy Maus, but while they're at it buy a zoology book too. Not only they'd learn more about the holocaust, but they'd be able to tell a mouse from a cat.
Honestly it sounded like a kid that wanted to sound intelligent, the first videogame in color was in 1973 which had purple in it, if i remember it right.
@@mahokira504 as limited as my knowledge is, I believe you're correct. I learned about the history of video games a few years back, and it's an interesting subject
The Maus nazi book is actually about Nazi Mice. It is a graphic novel written by the son of a Auschwitz survivor and the events that transpired in the Holacoust. The mice represent represent the Jews and so on. It is a excellent way to learn a about the holacoust. I do not know why it is in this video
Its probably that the author did not reference "herself" for obvious reasons. And the reviewer considered it important enough in the local research field to see the missing reference. I can absolutely see this happening in a blind review
- Author wrote something - Reviewer suggests that the [author does not understand the topic] - Reviewer knows someone who understands the topic - Reviewer suggests that the author, who does not understand the topic, should read a book by the author who understands the topic - But since the author that understands the topic and the one that does not are the same person, it turns out that it's the reviewer who does not understand the topic If you are the authority in your field and someone tells you that what you're saying is wrong and you should read [a work written by you] because the author of this work (you) knows their stuff better, it's not about this person not knowing your name, it's about this person not understanding the topic well enough to see that you are saying exactly what the [work written by you] is saying. This shit is so complicated to explain when you aren't a native speaker (┙>∧
13:02 ok but like what does one thing have to do with another? 1. The dude isn't passing any laws, and has a phd in a field completely unrelated to "women peeing" 2. This is a huge generalisation, hypocritical one as well (there are countless tiktoks of women asking "boys" ridiculous stuff), also assuming all women know everything about men but alle men have no idea about women 3. Why would/should he know that? 4. Isn't congress like 1/3 female?
I think the point is he’s super smart to have gotten a PhD in engineering and yet doesn’t understand basic middle school biology, so how can we expect law makers who sometimes barely have a GED (there are no schooling requirements to be a legislator) to have that knowledge if someone super educated doesn’t.
Its all well and dandy to give your son an eviction notice on his 18th. But don't be pissed when he puts you in a home because that's where old people go
4:00 as someone who has read the mission file for the space force, I can confidently say; that the space force is just for putting guns, bombs, and missiles, into space not really exploration, and its also for spy satellites.
i feel like they (trump, military) are jumping the gun here too- freakin air force was a part of the army for like 40 years before they, the air force, were fully self sufficient to be an independent military branch. rough analogy is having a navy w/o any crewed ships, and all your sailors are stuck on land
It's their solution to things not falling off the edge. Basically they picture Antarctica as a giant dam that runs around the entire map and keeps the oceans in. (Kind of surprised they're not more worried about Antarctic glaciers receding from climate change. I guess they'll change their model to a mountain range once the ice is gone...) The ascended galaxy brain version is when instead of being surrounded by a wall, they claim Earth is basically a small crater in a giant plane of ice, along many other world-craters, kind of like a frozen version of Utapau in Star Wars Episode 3. Which is a really cool rpg setting, and would make travelling to other worlds a lot easier than it is.
It's always funny when the "if your man doesn't do blank then they aren't a man" isn't that much of a man their self or is a woman who you should never take advice from unless you enjoy awful relationships
11:37 they got 13 by squaring 2 and 3 separately and then adding them, even though you’re supposed to do parentheses BEFORE exponents.(PEMDAS, parentheses first, exponents second)
10:00 : this man is a hero 11:30 : so to solve (2+3)² without adding the numbers inside you need to use the formula (a+b)²=a²+2ba+b² so: (2+3)²=2²+2*2*3+3²=4+12+9=25 the one that answered 13 calculated it like this: (2+3)²=2²+3²=4+9=13 which as we showed is wrong
Fun Fact: My mom charged all her kids rent from the time we were 16. Later I pissed my mom off and it was the 23rd of February, she said you've paid your rent for this month, but I want you out of the house before the 1st. I was also 1month past 18. Now as a landlord, I know this is illegal in my state, and she needed to give me 60 days notice to vacate.
@@NewPaulActs17 it was 30 years ago, but it was the going rate for a room in a house. So about $700 now would be the equivalent. I didn't know it at the time, but we got the money back when we went to college. My parents said they wanted to teach us responsibility, but I always invested every dime I earned, so they actually slowed me down . But they had 5 kids and they couldn't make one rule for me and another for everyone else. I've tried the rent thing with my own daughter but my wife didn't understand the concept and refused. So now I just have targets for her to try to save to, and she gets an allowance out of her own money. I know it sounds silly. All in all, I liked the way the rent was done, because it proved I could be independent, so when my parents pushed me out of the nest, I flew.
They got 13 by doing math completely wrong, and squaring the stuff inside the parentheses before adding. So they got 2² is 4 and 3² is 9, so they turned it into 4+9 = 13. This is still absolutely incorrect, but that's what the fool did.
They aren’t necessarily a fool, just confused. They were solving it the way you would solve it with a variable. For example, (4x+4)^2 is 16x+16. They assumed that it was done the same way without the variable.
Maus is a really great book that's about the holocaust and its generational trauma ripple effects. The authors dad lived through it and the author has been on the receiving end of the generational trauma about it. If they took the time to read the about on the book, they'd know that.
Technically I mean while she is right she isn't gonna be exactly winning any medals if she just runs up to the track with people who have practiced for months
@@larsknoblauch589 A marathon is 42 kilometers or 26.1 miles. It's impossible to *walk* that distance in 3 hours. If you are used to walking you might manage to walk 4 to 5 kilometers per hour at a steady pace, meaning you can walk a marathon in 8 to 9 hours. Most people won't be able to walk that kind of distance, though.
2:40 this is basically fast food drive thru's in the US. The inside literally has no lines the drive thru is literally around the corner and wrapped around the store 5 fold.
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Looks like I was reading r/facepalm around the same time FakeJake did. XD
The fact that we can no longer tell the difference between a troll and a straight up idiot is kinda scary to me. Like there really are people who say and think these things so you never know whether to laugh at someone’s joke or be scared by their stupidity.
This is called "Poe's Law". It was originally formulated as, "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that _someone_ won't mistake for the genuine article." It has since been expanded to cover all cases where sarcasm and stupidity are equally likely explanations for something someone says. This is why it's highly recommended you use an emoji or something when using sarcasm, so that people won't just think that you're dumb.
And theres people who pretend to be stupid or trolls
@@HiEv001 The problem with the winking emoji or other such emoji's is those same stupid people also use those to emphasize how smug they are or how superior they think they are, so even emoji's don't work, you basically have to finish a joke with /s so people will know it's a joke.
I hate stupid people and i'm kind of an idiot myself.
@@HiEv001 "WitHoUt A WinKInG smIlEY oR otHer BlaTaNt DisplAY of HUmoR, IT iS uTtErLy iMpoSSIble to paROdy a CreATIonIsT in suCH a WaY ThAT _SomEOne_ wo'Nt misTaKE fOr ThE gEnUIne Article" 😂😂😂👆😂👆😂👆👆😶🤪🤪😪😪
My apologies for giving you, the reader, a stroke
Agreed
The mom who gave her son an eviction notice on his birthdat should probably expect to sign some papers related to retirement homes in the future.
Also ask her if she was expecting grandchildren at any point.
She's probably going to have to either bring him back into the house or leave him to be homeless because there's a good chance he may not be able to earn enough to maintain his own place
I can't help but notice that the eviction notice is for a tenant, so was the mom charging her son rent?
@@BobBlumenfeld she very much seems like the type of person who would
@@zjazjaz what's wrong with charging your adult sun rent?
Maus is actually a really good read. It's about the persecution of Jewish people leading up to and during WWII. Written by someone who lived through it.
Edit: It was actually the artist's father who lived through it and it's his father's story.
I read that as a kid and it was an emotional and informative experience. This was before I read Anne Frank since I wasn't keen on reading chapter books as a kid.
I thought it's a good book and would love to talk about it. :)
In the US we can't teach/learn about history.
And yet, many conservatives have tried to ban it from schools and public libraries. 'Cause, you know, you wouldn't want kids learning about history or the harms of bigotry! 🙄
@@HiEv001 as Neil gailman said "there is only one kind of person that would ban maus, whatever they call themselves this days"
"White woman trying to make herself look African with that hairstyle?" .. do people think that while women can't have curly hair?
Don't tell them about the 80's they're not prepared
@@amuro9624 .. oh boy did I tell on myself? I didn't think I left any clues about my teen years. (no wild perms, but boy did I go for the teased hair... big time)
@@amuro9624 Their brains would explode if they knew that our grannies from that era had purple hair! 🤣
Not only that, they forget Scotland exists
These people never visited a Mediterranean or Middle Eastern country, apparently.
The thing about the anti-rope pants is that there is a high likelihood that the woman will get _physically_ assaulted instead. Saying that as a trans girl.
Yeah that's the sad truth
I mean if anyone comes up to you while you're visibly bricked up like that, regardless of gender, you know they gotta have some seedy intentions
I saw the post on Reddit and that's literally what the top comments were saying.
I was thinking the same thing. Rape is a crime of power and control, not of normal physical attraction. That is to say, thinking you make yourself "unattractive" by pretending to have whatever genitals is not gonna work.
sick
Ah yes to stop sexual harassment/assault we shall not only GIVE them a reason to stare at our groins but also create an opportunity of hate from transphobia AS WELL AS somewhat exploiting ‘being transgender’, which would most certainly make a mtf feel extremely uncomfortable to be around as well as most likely making them self conscious.
Who seriously thought that this was a good idea?
Also can't believe they said that making others believe you're trans will make them want to assault you less.
@@cynister7384 also the ‘make you believe you’re a man’ made me choke before they (conveniently) added ‘or transgender’.
Not so mild transphobia there in itself (yikes)
As a trans dude, there are fake bulges I’ve found to help with insecurities which I like, but I just find this article funny like trans people get harassed just as much as women. Any gender can be attacked. Penis or not
@@MooseShower oh I meant trans women finding it uncomfortable (hence the mtf).
Having the ‘fake bulges’ made specifically for ftm is awesome though and definitely creates confidence.
I have a close friend who’s transitioning atm and even changing his name legally created a huge confidence boost in himself that was visible for our friend group and we’re all so glad he’s no longer so ‘cooped up’ (if that makes sense x).
Never looked at his crotch but I’m sure if he has a bulge it’s also helped with self esteem too.
It just sucks peeps will be so hateful towards others.
Straight cis people thought it was a good idea
Love how some people think that its only women and girls that are victims for assault. That first one just felt horrible...
my first thought was they'd draw transphobes and get in trouble because of that. but yeah, this implication is a sad one as well.
Not only that but trans women are often even higher risk for assault than cis women, which is just tragic
That is to say, any assault is tragic but these people who wear this are just hurting themselves. Being trans is hard enough
And men face assault as well, acting like they don't is stupid
you are wrong, humans are victims
@@greenfighter6911 so men arent humans?
@@greenfighter6911 very "all lives matter" of you to say
I honestly loved him taunting the vegan, even if it was actual meat. And I'm vegan myself so
You guys are getting represented by the worst people ong
I recently saw comments under some trash anime from a vegan that was mad the anime used the "meat is the best food" trope for some of their characters and talking about "social conditioning" that makes (fictional) kids see animals as meat. Worse than the anti lolicons on Twitter.
just wait until that guy finds out the primary color of the entire saints row franchise
Or the 2d ninja gaiden games
Or the entirety of the halo trilogy
Dont forget Spyro
Or the San Andreas Ballas
Bro his reasoning is so dumb bc it relies on every game being anchored in reality whereas most are fantasy games where purple is pretty common.
4:09 I read that back in high school, and it seems someone has literally judged a book by its cover. The Nazis were CATS.
Catzis
And later, the American soldiers (who were sometimes called 'dogfaces') are portrayed as dogs. The gentile civilian Germans were portrayed as pigs. The Jews who were trying to pass as gentiles were mice wearing paper pig masks.
It sounds whimsical, but it is gut-wrenching. Absolutely brilliant work and well deserving of its Pulitzer Prize.
It even has a cat on the cover.
10:30 I’m a vegetarian but I cannot stand people like that woman. Let people eat what they want to eat.
She's just pissed because She's not getting eaten.
@I'm unity Where I live we treat our cows and chickens very nicely. We let them live the same life they would live normally, and we collect the extra milk and eggs. They are treated nicer then any other place treats them. I do not like anything bad to happen to animals, but eggs and dairy don’t hurt animals (if done properly).
@unity Your reply’s keep getting deleted. Lol. Don’t assume I live in a country as bad as yours. Not everyone lives in the usa. Where I live our cows and chickens are not keep in captivity. They are allowed to go where they want in a large pasture or lawn. They are treated nicely.
@I'm unity as I said. Where I live we don’t do that. I am sorry your country is that bad. But where I am we are decent people
Facts! I like vegans who are not bothered by what others eat. Except those that try and convert as if it's some kind of religion
The guy with the cell phone repair reminds me of a guy at the hardware store. He had a table leg with a stripped out hole. I suggested a stud and some epoxy. He decided to ignore my ideas and do his own thing. I don’t know if he ever got it fixed, but he made three trips back because all his solutions had failed.
It's these kinds of customers that scares me into working on such jobs and ups my respect to those who deal with these kinds of customers.
Can't believe there are still people who believe rice will do anything to a device with water damage.
Remove Battery if possible or at least turn it off and put it on the windowstill, leave it to dry for a couple of days and hope for the best.
He was so convinced white rice would work that i really wonder why he went to the hardware store to let it repair instead of going to the supermarket to buy some white rice... maybe to prevent "doing it wrong" *again*? Store guy should've just charged double for the repair without telling the male Karen how he'll do it
13:37 for anyone who is interested, it is a mezuzah it has verses from the Torah inside of it. The symbols written are the first letters of the Hebrew alphabet. Not all of the mezuzot have the letters. The letters represent the Tablets of the Covenant (you can kinda see the shape) And the big letter on top is the first letter in god's name.
You hang it on the door frame.
It's main purpose is to remember that god exists. So like when you get inside or out of the room/house, you will remember that god is always there.
Kinda sweet..
But yah I agree it's absolutely jew magic. Really really scary jew magic. Inside of it there is the blood of our enemies. Sorry, correction, past enemies
Thank you I was scrolling down looking for this answer. Definitely sounds like bad magic better to destroy it asap. 🤣
So we do need space lasers?
Ok, got it.
Don't you use it to conjure a Golem?... jk... I knew it was a mezuzah too.
Im an atheist but I love learning about stuff like this. So basically it's like the Jewish version of the cross? I was very Christian growing up so that's where the majority of my knowledge is based so it's interesting to learn about other religions. Thank you for telling us about this.
A mezuzah isn’t exactly a holy symbol like the cross is. It’s used to protect a house or room through a small prayer inside.
11:30 this is how they got 13 incorrectly. Instead of adding 2 and 3 then squaring that they squared 2, got 4, and 3, got 9, then added them, 4+9=13
Basically they did this
(a + b)² = a² + b²
Isn't there a specific formula for this?
That it's 2 squared, plus 2 + 3, + 3 squared?
@@925263 Yup, (a + b)² would equal to a² + 2ab + b², so in this case it would be 4 + 2 x 2 x 3 + 9 = 4 + 12 + 9 = 25
Or just much, much easier, 5² = 25
I paused the video and spent like ten mins trying to find out how the hell they 13 💀
Guy that hates purple will flip his lid when he finds out about the villainess of Shovel Knight which existed way before Fortnite.
Waluigi number one!
Or Cloud 😂
1:20
Some "present" that is! As soon as you turn 18 you get thrown to the wolves, what a great message that mother has for her son. So he's going low to no contact after this. 👀 And frankly she'll deserve it.
At least she gave him a 30 day warning (sarcasm, it's still cruel of her). Some of those insane "parents" are capable of throwing their kid out of the house on the day of their 18th birthday without any prior warning
That a good 101 guide on how to not have your children talk to you ever again
Later in life
The mother:Why does my son never visits me and left me in the worst home he found?
@@AugustoEL Left in the worst home? I joined the military to get away from my mother. Hadn't talked to her for 20+ years. Only found out she died because my sister told me years after her death. Well, also went no contact with my family because they knew she was abusive but did nothing to stop her.
Pokémon amirite?
"Purple is unrealistic to use in games because [few] natural elements use it" Last time I checked most videogames aren't set on Earth in a time before the mass-production of synthetic dyes, but rather on fictional worlds, so restrictions of natural pigments don't apply anyway.
Amen
Also Pokemon and a ton of other games have always used purple to indicate poison attacks, weapons or damage. Not just was his take weird, it was also factually complete bs
Isn’t The 3rd street saints primary colour purple 🤔
Alright Imma just be busy over here on the purple team in Splatoon
There are plenty of examples of lizards, birds and fish that are naturally purple. It's not just flowers.
That french guy literally said, “Do you want to go to bed with me this evening?” If only the other guy used google translate.
Except that the "wrong number" person was probably a scam, and done by a bot most likely. They'd have continued messaging the wrong number, suggested meeting up, then sent a link to one of those sites that steals credit card info with the claim that the site will make sure they're both safe when they meet.
I'll admit I've partly fallen for such a scam before, got to them sending the link before realizing it, but I was only 18 or 19 at the time anyway. The whole "I'm from France but living elsewhere" bit is a dead giveaway, even more so than sending a pic (likely stolen from a hacked account or something) almost immediately and continuing to message after being told it's the wrong number.
Most likely, neither of them were French. It's a line from the song "Lady Marmalade" by Labelle, which is probably how the guy knew it.
@@HiEv001 It's more likely that he knew the version from the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, the one by Christina Aguilera, Pink, Lil Kim and Mya.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo it's also an increadably common (rude and overused) pickup line in France
I saw that bodycam of the pastor getting attested. Someone called saying there were multiple black men,(who she couldn't see but heard talking) at the neighbours house who was away. He was literally watering the plants with a hose, was polite and friendly. Immediately identified himself, said he was watering the plants for the neighbours. The one who called even said he and the neighbours were friends, but they lied and said he never identified and still arrested him for nothing.
I'm getting tired of certain people calling any enjoyment or participation in another culture "cultural appropriation." I get it, I'm not from that culture, but me enjoying their food, music, media, etc. or adopting a hair style reminiscent of it isn't me appropriating it.
Cultural appropriation is where you disrespect a culture by exploiting it or misrepresenting it. "Fortune Cookies" are a great example of this as they were literally marketed as authentic (they are based in reality, but aren't the original and highly americanized), while simultaneously mutliple people claimed to have invented them whole cloth without any outside influence, in which they did not (they are actually based on a cookie very similar to it originally made in Kyoto Japan). Funnily enough, these americanized fortune cookies are more closely associated with chinese restaurants in America, not Japanese... so its a little bit worse.
Now, you can be influenced by other cultures and create things based off of that influence, as this is how cultures mix and create cool new things... but the key is to be respectful, open, and most importantly, informed. Stop trying to segregate people away from other cultures just because you can't wrap your head around people respectfully enjoying them.
The fact that literally anyone thought that making it seem like your trans would lower your risk of assault has no idea how to read statistics
Irony: that airborne tattoo will prevent him from being able to join the military anyway.
Bruh how? (Idk anything about military so please explain me)
cant have any showing tattoos in military
@@LeotheRoomba 9 seconds ago?!?
He either gonna have to get a waiver for it (better chance at winning the lotto) or he's gonna have to pay for laser removal. And if he doesn't join them she gonna get clowned and hated on by actual soldier and retired vets.
I was in the middle of the video (before seeing mentioned clip) about the bit€h guy and was like "WHERE'S THE TATTOO THOUGH!??!"
First clip: Yes, because Transgender Women *never* get assaulted for being transgender! *double facepalm*
12:13 Instead of protesting at grocery stores, they should do so at the company's milk production facilities/factories because doing so just serves to annoy the shoppers and employees, and accomplishes absolutely nothing to further their cause. Additionally, they could even protest against the Corporation at the office the CEO occupies. However, they are picking the worst possible way to protest, which will make all other forms of protest-regardless of what they are protesting-appear utterly pointless and utterly idiotic in contrast.
1:40 for anyone who doesn't know. She is from Morocco
Edit: jake knows
Also that is not the type of curl normally associated with Africans which tends towards tighter curls this is more associated with western Europe especially Spain and Ireland.
@@FakeSchrodingersCat my friends from Morocco her hair looks completely the same
@@evda4919 Doesn’t change anything? Go to a map, maybe every historical one too, look at Morocco and Spain.
Morocco, during the Reconquista, owned Andalusia (a majority of Iberia)
4:10 I think I read that book once
It's about the Holocaust, however the characters are depicted as mice and cats, as well as removing all the gorey stuff to be more approachable to kids
The person who said that she needs no training to run a marathon looks like she would call the manager of the marathon
She couldn't run 26 feet.
Lmao that first lady will get a rude awakening when some one says: "this one comes with a handle infront"
NAAAAAAAH BRO YOU CAN’T SAY THAT! 💀💀
10:13 I remember being a little kid eating at KFC with family in San Diego. Huge windows. I saw a small crowd yelling about eating meat. This dude comes from inside the restaurant, holding a bucket of chicken, and just eats a freaking drumstick in front of them. Dude gettin yelled at, but he is still eating his chicken
Don't you just love poetic karma? That bigoted pastor who had his house flooded fully deserved what he got!
Yes
A Billy the Bard once said'' Methinks the doth protest to much''. he's got closet queen written all over him.
3:36 It's cool that parents let their kids build cool fantasy projects 😊
that kid didn't look like they enjoyed it much, probably had to watch mum build it and pose for her social media xD
14:04 grown women go onto the internet to find someone more attractive than them, feel bad, and then blame society for it.
I used to pity the people like the parents and children in flat-earther and anti-evolution families..
Then I realized how much money I earn because they need to hire people like me when they need "reality" problems fixed.
😄 I feel sorry for them when the teacher has to turn to them and tell them mommy and daddy are dolts.
There's no love like Christan hate
@@thunderlordabove420 Hmm yes the best
7:14
Wait until he learns about this little indie game called Halo: combat evolved.
Also, Spyro the Dragon.
And five nights at Freddys
"Games haven’t used the color purple for 40 years!"
Oh no… All Saints Row games… Guess it was my imagination.
This “purple video game guy” clearly hasn’t played LoL before. Characters like Evelyn and Skarner are literally purple.
or any of the void champions, and from real life there are more than flowers that a purple, Amethyst for example
Or Spyro, or GTA San Andreas, there are even whole sonic levels where the foreground is mostly purple
Y'all forgettin about the legend waluigi
or any other games.
Or FNaF, Afton was referred to as purple guy until we knew they were the same character
in some countries in africa, riding the escalator is a very exciting new thing. Trevor Noah once talked about a Zimbabwean school doing a class feildtrip to the mall just to ride the escalator.
9:46 Alright, go run a marathon
Right now
No warmup, no training, no nothing
Just put on your sweats, grab a water, and go run several kilometers nonstop
12:48 so it's safe to say Charles in charge of our days and our nights?
Awww... So close. You could have said "knights". 😁
When I was 17, I believed I could probably run a marathon without training. Not a competitive time or anything, but just keep going and do the distance in three hours or so. I was the best in my cross country team at school so I thought it would be easy ,lol.
Well I entered a half marathon at college thinking it would be a breeze. The first 8 miles or so were fine. I was feeling great. I was ahead of all the other girls by a long way and most of the guys too. Then I 'died' my legs turned to jelly and I could barely walk. I was limping along slowly and everyone who had trained and was running sensibly passed me. I finished 36th out of 38. The two below me didn't complete the race as they were ill.
I really learned a lesson there. At least I got a finishers medal though.
how was the that following week?
0:23 Wow. What a brilliant idea. Who's ever heard of a trans person being assaulted. /s
5:40 he should buy his own rice and do it himself lol.
prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect. (cognitive bias whereby people with low ability, expertise, or experience regarding a certain type of a task or area of knowledge tend to overestimate their ability or knowledge0
@@c3h50n023 not a prime example but ye it's good enough to apply here, shame that humans are growing ever more stupid in critical things because of having access to too much information and relying on potential misinformation to base your fundamentals on
9:55 well. She's got a point. Nobody needs to train for a marathon. You can just walk it up all the way... as long as the organizers wait for the 12-14 hours that are needed to walk it through (which I seriously doubt).
If you're able to walk that distance without taking a break, that's actually impressive, if you haven't trained before.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo I fully agree. I was doing athletics in my teens. Long distance. Definitely takes training. But still, a healthy person should be able to do it. With lots of pain and a good dose of motivation. I am not mad enough to try a marathon without training, even if it was just to walk it. Would be nice to know if that lady did try it and how it ended.
Marathons are more about preparation and training I'm not a very athletic person but I do know for a fact I have a really good stamina if you understand that type of lingo. Preparation not training. 😂
13:37 Reminds me of when I was in high school. I was selling candy as a fund raiser for a club I was part of and I approached a classmate.
Me: "You wanna buy some candy."
Him: "No thanks."
Me: "I wasn't asking you, I was telling you."
Him: "Your Jedi mind tricks won't work on me."
Me: "No, but my Jewish mind tricks will."
He then bought a piece of candy.
Nurse: *doing tiktok dances in the room*
Me: *looks at the guy in the opposite bed*
The guy: *looks at me*
We agree
*we flatline due to cringe*
4:25 God really said "Shut the heaven up!" XD
"Just build a spaceship, It's not rocket science."
Might be the single most ironic thing I have heard this week.
I'd recommend to that person not only to buy Maus, but while they're at it buy a zoology book too. Not only they'd learn more about the holocaust, but they'd be able to tell a mouse from a cat.
"This is why Dad's been gone so long." LITERALLY DEAD
the person who said the color purple has never been used in video games has clearly never played the majority of games that exist.
Honestly it sounded like a kid that wanted to sound intelligent, the first videogame in color was in 1973 which had purple in it, if i remember it right.
@@mahokira504 as limited as my knowledge is, I believe you're correct. I learned about the history of video games a few years back, and it's an interesting subject
Yup
Willing to wager at least one of the Robot Masters from MegaMan is purple.
Spyro the Dragon alone negates that whole sentence, also, Waluigi.
and Spyro the Dragon
Edit did not look at reply first Dammit.
0:20 trying to die in Iran speedrun ANY% world record.
If only Chinese Kanji worked like the Roman alphabet, learning to read and write in Chinese would be ten thousand time’s easier. 😂
The Maus nazi book is actually about Nazi Mice. It is a graphic novel written by the son of a Auschwitz survivor and the events that transpired in the Holacoust. The mice represent represent the Jews and so on. It is a excellent way to learn a about the holacoust. I do not know why it is in this video
11:15 There IS a reason why that area of your body is referred to as "Where the Sun don't shine."
2:15 took me a second to realize that reviews are usually double-blind, meaning that neither the reviewer nor the author know the other one's name xD
Its probably that the author did not reference "herself" for obvious reasons. And the reviewer considered it important enough in the local research field to see the missing reference. I can absolutely see this happening in a blind review
- Author wrote something
- Reviewer suggests that the [author does not understand the topic]
- Reviewer knows someone who understands the topic
- Reviewer suggests that the author, who does not understand the topic, should read a book by the author who understands the topic
- But since the author that understands the topic and the one that does not are the same person, it turns out that it's the reviewer who does not understand the topic
If you are the authority in your field and someone tells you that what you're saying is wrong and you should read [a work written by you] because the author of this work (you) knows their stuff better, it's not about this person not knowing your name, it's about this person not understanding the topic well enough to see that you are saying exactly what the [work written by you] is saying.
This shit is so complicated to explain when you aren't a native speaker (┙>∧
@@trafionathebigenderfriend1127 as another non-native speaker, I think you explained it very well👍
@@trafionathebigenderfriend1127 I totally agree that you explained this very well!! (I'm not a native speaker either)
@@trafionathebigenderfriend1127 well explained bud, (english is my primary language but not native...said this because I wanna keep the trend up)
13:02 ok but like what does one thing have to do with another? 1. The dude isn't passing any laws, and has a phd in a field completely unrelated to "women peeing" 2. This is a huge generalisation, hypocritical one as well (there are countless tiktoks of women asking "boys" ridiculous stuff), also assuming all women know everything about men but alle men have no idea about women 3. Why would/should he know that? 4. Isn't congress like 1/3 female?
Exactly! She made such a stupid and sexist take. It's like saying women shouldn't be drivers because one doesn't know every part of an engine.
I think the point is he’s super smart to have gotten a PhD in engineering and yet doesn’t understand basic middle school biology, so how can we expect law makers who sometimes barely have a GED (there are no schooling requirements to be a legislator) to have that knowledge if someone super educated doesn’t.
7:39 *sigh*
Minecraft
Fnaf
Terraria
Borderlands 1 and 2
Probably lots more but Kevin was in the game for 2 seasons lmao
Saints Row , Gta 3 , Gta San Andreas or even Pac Man first released in 1980 or electronic games like Radio Shack 12 or Simple Simon .
9:25 Most of those are complete words. K is water, E is three, L is heart, A is month.
4:09 now THAT is the best example of judging a book off a misinterpreted cover
13:07 well, to be fair, he has a degree in engineering, not anatomy.
7:25 amethyst...
I love how the guy commented after the Year 3000 one to say “yeah no more wake and bake for me”
Its all well and dandy to give your son an eviction notice on his 18th. But don't be pissed when he puts you in a home because that's where old people go
People really don't understand math, and it's hilarious, except when the majority actual agree with the dum-dum, then it's just sad.
2:54 honestly, with that big of a line, I would think the stairs are staff only access or premium access
"he's got a phd in engernering not in understandin women" is such a great ( accidental ) burn
dumb smart people exist. being an expert in one subject, doesn't mean you're an expert in another subject
Figured out how the person got 13. They calculated 2^2 and 3^2 and then added them toghether. My brain hurt from trying to figure their stupidity out.
4:00 as someone who has read the mission file for the space force, I can confidently say; that the space force is just for putting guns, bombs, and missiles, into space not really exploration, and its also for spy satellites.
i feel like they (trump, military) are jumping the gun here too- freakin air force was a part of the army for like 40 years before they, the air force, were fully self sufficient to be an independent military branch. rough analogy is having a navy w/o any crewed ships, and all your sailors are stuck on land
An Ice wall?! Do they get home schooled in Westeros?
Its a goofy flat-earth belief. They're very creative with their nonsense.
It's their solution to things not falling off the edge. Basically they picture Antarctica as a giant dam that runs around the entire map and keeps the oceans in. (Kind of surprised they're not more worried about Antarctic glaciers receding from climate change. I guess they'll change their model to a mountain range once the ice is gone...)
The ascended galaxy brain version is when instead of being surrounded by a wall, they claim Earth is basically a small crater in a giant plane of ice, along many other world-craters, kind of like a frozen version of Utapau in Star Wars Episode 3. Which is a really cool rpg setting, and would make travelling to other worlds a lot easier than it is.
4:51 This is classic Vehicular Narcissist behavior! Don't take up one spot, take up four!
I actualy did the laughing "you serious!?" Gif at the marathon one.
Thanks Jake 👍
From state farm?
It's always funny when the "if your man doesn't do blank then they aren't a man" isn't that much of a man their self or is a woman who you should never take advice from unless you enjoy awful relationships
11:37 they got 13 by squaring 2 and 3 separately and then adding them, even though you’re supposed to do parentheses BEFORE exponents.(PEMDAS, parentheses first, exponents second)
10:00 :
this man is a hero
11:30 :
so to solve (2+3)² without adding the numbers inside you need to use the formula (a+b)²=a²+2ba+b²
so:
(2+3)²=2²+2*2*3+3²=4+12+9=25
the one that answered 13 calculated it like this:
(2+3)²=2²+3²=4+9=13
which as we showed is wrong
Me who was in a special ed school
👁️👄👁️
Fun Fact: My mom charged all her kids rent from the time we were 16. Later I pissed my mom off and it was the 23rd of February, she said you've paid your rent for this month, but I want you out of the house before the 1st. I was also 1month past 18. Now as a landlord, I know this is illegal in my state, and she needed to give me 60 days notice to vacate.
okay- can you share why age 16, how much, so on?...
@@NewPaulActs17 it was 30 years ago, but it was the going rate for a room in a house. So about $700 now would be the equivalent. I didn't know it at the time, but we got the money back when we went to college. My parents said they wanted to teach us responsibility, but I always invested every dime I earned, so they actually slowed me down . But they had 5 kids and they couldn't make one rule for me and another for everyone else. I've tried the rent thing with my own daughter but my wife didn't understand the concept and refused. So now I just have targets for her to try to save to, and she gets an allowance out of her own money. I know it sounds silly. All in all, I liked the way the rent was done, because it proved I could be independent, so when my parents pushed me out of the nest, I flew.
The anti-rape pants are insane, especially with transphobia.
Yup sadly.
The +1 poison got me rollin 🤣
3:40 I wonder how many primary school kids would know to ask
"but if the sun spins like this, how does it set or rise?"
13:24
That's literally the first 10 letters of the Hebrew alphabet. (The big one at the top is the 21st)
its so weird seeing Jake upload daily now
Cheese King time. If you’ve never seen anyone get mad at a colour, you should meet my dog Jack. He hates pink, mainly on him.
2:38 bro doesn't realize he is probably getting cheated on while he is centered in his own hubris.
They got 13 by doing math completely wrong, and squaring the stuff inside the parentheses before adding. So they got 2² is 4 and 3² is 9, so they turned it into 4+9 = 13. This is still absolutely incorrect, but that's what the fool did.
They aren’t necessarily a fool, just confused. They were solving it the way you would solve it with a variable. For example, (4x+4)^2 is 16x+16. They assumed that it was done the same way without the variable.
I am french and when u spoke french that was super funny lmao
Yes😆 playing with yarn instead of each other 😉
The 18yo getting eviction papers on his b-day should gift his parents with nursing home papers when they get old.
Sadly those parents are probably the type that hate theirs children and see them as a problem
i like this new unhinged jake
11:32 in case you were wondering they got 13 by squaring the 2 and 3 then added them (they didn't do the brackets)
They did brackets but they ran the order backwards. Instead of PEMDAS they did EPMDAS
@@nobodyimportant2470 either way they still did it wrong
And if you break it down it would be a^2+2ab+b^2, not just a^2+b^2
Maus is a really great book that's about the holocaust and its generational trauma ripple effects. The authors dad lived through it and the author has been on the receiving end of the generational trauma about it.
If they took the time to read the about on the book, they'd know that.
9:50 kids this is the face of someone that can’t run a mile to the nearest McDonalds.
“No natural elements use purple, except for flowers”
Not only is that wrong, but that means you outright admitted that natural elements use purple
I feel like you can WALK a marathon without training.
i agree, training just makes it a lot easier. walking a marathon is 3 hours is still walking a marathon
i think u need train to make sure u wont pass out middle of it. training how to manage stamina.
Technically I mean while she is right she isn't gonna be exactly winning any medals if she just runs up to the track with people who have practiced for months
@@larsknoblauch589 A marathon is 42 kilometers or 26.1 miles. It's impossible to *walk* that distance in 3 hours. If you are used to walking you might manage to walk 4 to 5 kilometers per hour at a steady pace, meaning you can walk a marathon in 8 to 9 hours. Most people won't be able to walk that kind of distance, though.
@@MyRegardsToTheDodo True, i kinda just said numbers. You are correct, 3 hours seems like way to low
9:31 hi Chinese here. It's funny as fuck no it's not racist.
Love the kid doing duckface from the bootcamp barracks calling other people bishes.
1:06
Mom: Why won't my son visit me?
7:30 saints row
Came to say this!
2:40 this is basically fast food drive thru's in the US. The inside literally has no lines the drive thru is literally around the corner and wrapped around the store 5 fold.
Looks like I was reading r/facepalm around the same time FakeJake did. XD
7:30 Staring my Saints Row games and trying not to die from the second hand embarrassment