r/facepalm | "i'm a chiropractor so i know"

Sdílet
Vložit
  • čas přidán 30. 07. 2020
  • r/facepalm | "i'm a chiropractor so i know"
    top posts, best posts, reddit, reddit funny, fakejake, realjake, reddit jake
    Twitter ▶ / jakeverda
    Instagram ▶ / jakeverda
    Discord ▶ / discord
    #reddit #funnyredditposts #facepalm
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 3K

  • @constantvitriol7426
    @constantvitriol7426 Před 4 lety +858

    Jake looks like he's gonna sing "Never gonna give you up"

  • @theonethatgotindwae2954
    @theonethatgotindwae2954 Před 4 lety +400

    I once heard a great philosopher say " Being stupid is not wrong but staying stupid, thats the problem."

    • @emccarthy2303
      @emccarthy2303 Před 4 lety +14

      America? is that you?

    • @doktorkrysa1650
      @doktorkrysa1650 Před 4 lety +9

      Sounds pretty smart. I like it.
      What was the name of that philosopher?

    • @RBelmont007
      @RBelmont007 Před 3 lety +10

      That'd be 'ignorance'. Being stupid is a terminal condition.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před 2 lety

      I've always defined stupidity as being exposed to evidence and deciding to reject it in favor of your ignorance anyway.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Před 3 lety +224

    Even if the math guy was writing in a foreign script: SO WHAT?! THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A TERRORRIST!!

    • @fatlittlekittens7297
      @fatlittlekittens7297 Před 3 lety +6

      Yeah

    • @vivithegoblindruid
      @vivithegoblindruid Před 3 lety +4

      Okay why can you use the T word but I can't? freaking sexist youtube always deleting my damn comments.

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman Před 3 lety +5

      @@vivithegoblindruid, mayhaps bc Capslock?
      Otherwise, it might be different per country...

    • @vivithegoblindruid
      @vivithegoblindruid Před 3 lety +2

      @@Jan_Koopman Mine was capsed as well, but nevermind it was rhetorical :) I know you have no way of knowing, youtube... geez, grinding my gears.

    • @bobbiusshadow6985
      @bobbiusshadow6985 Před 3 lety +3

      Karens don't see it that way

  • @jacksonnorbutas6679
    @jacksonnorbutas6679 Před 3 lety +158

    It’s worse when teachers put up the “it’s time to learn” sign over the clock, bruh we just wanna know how long until lunch

    • @Moo-2310
      @Moo-2310 Před 3 lety +28

      I'm so glad that my teacher the same height as our tallest student. If she puts up one of those BS signs on the clock, the kid takes it down. Anything that's in the teacher's reach is in his reach.

    • @leiwoomynati1372
      @leiwoomynati1372 Před 3 lety +20

      @@Moo-2310 because that's what heroes do

    • @Jay-nh6um
      @Jay-nh6um Před 3 lety +1

      Uhh... what about watches?

    • @zenithkaijaou4182
      @zenithkaijaou4182 Před 2 lety +1

      @@Jay-nh6um Not everyone has a watch or some people may have problems with wearing things around their wrist.

    • @Egerit100
      @Egerit100 Před rokem +1

      @@zenithkaijaou4182 I personally don't like wearing anything around my neck and wrists (just any jewelry rlly) but speaking from experience, you would be surprised by the amount of kids that have: A MacBook, iPhone, AirPods, and an Apple Watch. But yeah very few ppl have conventional watches

  • @alexwarmouth6012
    @alexwarmouth6012 Před 4 lety +94

    3:58 "Professional Astronaut" I love how this implies that there are non-professional Astronauts just like "Oh yeah I'm not a professional Astronaut. I just launch rockets now and again for fun. Did you know NASA will just let you borrow space shuttles? You can rent them out for a few weeks at a time as long as you make sure to return them with a full tank."

    • @sugondese5497
      @sugondese5497 Před 4 lety +8

      I commented the exact same thing but you just did in so much more of a funnier way I might as well delete it now.

    • @alexwarmouth6012
      @alexwarmouth6012 Před 4 lety +7

      @@sugondese5497 I know the feeling :(

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 Před 4 lety +4

      Several 'non professionals' have been to the ISS.

    • @sugondese5497
      @sugondese5497 Před 4 lety +2

      @@amanofmanyparts9120 So they went to the ISS without getting paid for it?

    • @amanofmanyparts9120
      @amanofmanyparts9120 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sugondese5497 They were paid by their regular employers, not by NASA or any other space agency.
      eg. At least one was, and still is, a middle school teacher.

  • @Nekrotix12
    @Nekrotix12 Před 3 lety +523

    Actually, when gamers see a blood-covered room, it usually indicates they're going the right way.

    • @sanchu6335
      @sanchu6335 Před 3 lety +18

      yes, in games, but I don't think they were talking about games

    • @WarhavenSC
      @WarhavenSC Před 3 lety +57

      Or that they've accidentally backtracked. "Oops. Already cleared this room."

    • @carldapando2298
      @carldapando2298 Před 3 lety +11

      @@WarhavenSC I painted it red C:

    • @vimalaramachandran2508
      @vimalaramachandran2508 Před 3 lety +14

      Unless it was animal crossing

    • @SkyHacker9
      @SkyHacker9 Před 3 lety +11

      @@vimalaramachandran2508 nah, in animal crossing, it just means they forgot to clean up

  • @grap3water
    @grap3water Před 4 lety +61

    Imagine the person driving to Idaho's surprise when they realize a lot of stores and public places have a mask mandate too

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel Před 3 lety +7

      And they just wasted a tank and a half of gas and four hours for nothing.

  • @neongamingyt3517
    @neongamingyt3517 Před 4 lety +348

    dont worry jake as someone from the United States I give you full rights to diss our terrible dreaded country

    • @dyslexiccowoom3991
      @dyslexiccowoom3991 Před 3 lety +38

      Seconded. Not just as an American, but an American living in Texas. One of our elected officials still maintains that he got COVID-19 from wearing the facemask... 🤦🏼‍♀️
      Thank yeezus for Florida, so at least we're not the dumbest people in an already stupid America.

    • @drewsify552
      @drewsify552 Před 3 lety +21

      Same. I’m tired of this country. Too many dumbasses

    • @phobia7786
      @phobia7786 Před 3 lety +11

      i fourth this statment we need this shit...this country is literally going to shit

    • @shxhebx2039
      @shxhebx2039 Před 3 lety +9

      Your country is so stupid they cant count past twelve. /s

    • @neongamingyt3517
      @neongamingyt3517 Před 3 lety +1

      can we get 100 subs without videos, while I would like to counter this i honestly can’t good point

  • @inugamiwang9704
    @inugamiwang9704 Před 4 lety +314

    In fifth grade there was this kid who wore glasses. In sixth he switched to contact lenses. Our fifth grade P.E teacher became the math teacher in sixth grade. He kept telling the kid with contact lenses to put his glasses on. He tried to tell the teacher he was wearing contact lenses. The teacher didn't listen

    • @ne8892
      @ne8892 Před 3 lety +18

      *omega facepalm*

    • @Moo-2310
      @Moo-2310 Před 3 lety +24

      Oh my god that's dumb. If I was that kid I'd just shout 'I'M WEARING CONTACTS LEAVE ME ALONE' as loud as I can.

    • @midnaphai
      @midnaphai Před 3 lety +19

      Maybe the teacher wanted him to not be ashamed of his handicap, which would actually be really nice of the teacher if schools had no bullies

    • @inugamiwang9704
      @inugamiwang9704 Před 3 lety +17

      @@midnaphai I really like your way of thinking. I don't think that's what happened, but nice way of thinking.

    • @lenilopez6456
      @lenilopez6456 Před 3 lety +2

      what an idiot lmao

  • @Mical21
    @Mical21 Před 4 lety +512

    Me as an American watching this country falling into stupidity: this is fine

  • @MrC0MPUT3R
    @MrC0MPUT3R Před 4 lety +59

    Fun fact: While they couldn't print memes (with what we would call a printer) and mail them in the 1800's they could have, in fact, faxed the memes over the telegraph wires instead.

    • @Growlin_CEO
      @Growlin_CEO Před 4 lety +8

      If you think about it loooooong and hard... how do make a news paper or paper money? You print it... soooo technically he is right you would have to print it and send it except our modern day printer are just really advanced printers... the printing press was created in 1440...

    • @MrC0MPUT3R
      @MrC0MPUT3R Před 4 lety +13

      @@Growlin_CEO it was implied that the printer was a personal inkjet or laser style printer. Obviously they had industrial printing presses and newspaper printing machines. Technically you could consider newspaper comics a type of meme. So they were infact printing and mailing memes.
      My comment was more to point out that some technologies are far older than most people realize.

    • @CZghost
      @CZghost Před 3 lety +2

      Well, at the beginning of 19th century, printing was really just available to industrial presses. First typewriter was created in 1874 however. Isn't typewriter something like a home printer actually? Well, yes, it was only designed to write text on a piece of paper. But what actually stops you from painting or drawing on the paper once you have your text ready? And mail was already a thing :) I do get it that even typewriters were kind of very expensive when first introduced, so not everybody could afford it. Although, saying that printing was available only in industrial scale in 19th century isn't entirely accurate. Typewriter was essentially smaller scale printing machine where keystrokes kind of pressed an inked letter forge against paper on a flat surface, which imprinted that letter on the page. Once it became much more viable and much cheaper, people could actually write letters with typewriter and not worry about their horrible script style. As a side note, teletype, which was invented in early 1930's, then was just an improved version of typewriter. It had typewriter as major component, of course keyboard, but the most essential part is transmitter and receiver circuit which made it possible to send keystrokes over radio or telegraph lines. Morse code being primarily used for telegraph was still used in 1930's as well, however teletypes were used along. This is forgotten piece of technology nowadays...

    • @tonisadiraj9978
      @tonisadiraj9978 Před 3 lety

      Ok if u think the printer was not invented in 1800 then how did luther print the bible in german on the 1460 i think (i dont know not that good with dates) hmmmmmmm

    • @MrC0MPUT3R
      @MrC0MPUT3R Před 3 lety

      @@tonisadiraj9978 Please read my above response and the response of Marek. Thanks.

  • @BL4ST001
    @BL4ST001 Před 4 lety +89

    Trump sees collapsing wall
    Trump: don't breathe the air its from mexico

    • @chiensyang
      @chiensyang Před 2 lety

      Do you know why the wall collapsed? The ones who know how to build walls were kicked out of the U.S.

  • @futaba-tian
    @futaba-tian Před 4 lety +79

    As a teacher, I have only one thing to say: sending children to school during the pandemic is dumb as heck; and endangering both them and teachers for next to no reason (during the era of advanced technologies and endless possibilities for distant learning) is even dumber. I don't have enough fingers and toes to count how many times I got ill because of my students who came to the class coughing, with a running nose or high temperature.

    • @ataphelicopter5734
      @ataphelicopter5734 Před 4 lety +10

      Children would probably try coughing on each other yelling *”cOrOnA”*

    • @rainbownekokitty7022
      @rainbownekokitty7022 Před 4 lety +5

      Proof masks don't work: czcams.com/video/QNulS324Fww/video.html

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 4 lety +1

      Arya Koddingson ...suspicious
      Is it a rickroll? Is it not?

    • @allangibson8494
      @allangibson8494 Před 4 lety +4

      Arya Koddingson www.ucsf.edu/news/2020/06/417906/still-confused-about-masks-heres-science-behind-how-face-masks-prevent
      Proof morons on CZcams don’t know what they are talking about.
      Masks reduce transmission rates. Staying away from people reduces transmission rates.
      Staying away from Trump supporters reduces transmission rates (because they don’t wear masks and stop others from wearing masks) (I.e. Herman Cain and Louis Gohmert)

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor Před 4 lety +1

      @@allangibson8494 bruh did you click the link

  • @notadog8662
    @notadog8662 Před 4 lety +1744

    here is my conspiracy theory: the corona virus was made to test the world of their smarts and America(the country/ states) got a 0

    • @jpprobably
      @jpprobably Před 4 lety +141

      I guess china wants to see which country will be the best to conquer first

    • @morningboy_
      @morningboy_ Před 4 lety +6

      XD

    • @alpharius365
      @alpharius365 Před 4 lety +79

      Or you know it's just a normally occurring pandemic much like history has warned us about. All Americans have done is prove they won't listen to history. It's fake it was made up china did it on purpose.... yadda yadda yadda. CDC literally wrote about this happening years ago in a warning to the world and everyone ignored them. Now they say wear a mask and everyone continues to ignore them.

    • @ckali8702
      @ckali8702 Před 4 lety +102

      As an American I am offended by such a comment
      We got -10

    • @Chameleon_240
      @Chameleon_240 Před 4 lety +5

      @Bruh Moment G stands for God how did you even answer

  • @victoriabryer4710
    @victoriabryer4710 Před 3 lety +62

    If a Karen says that to you just say it back when they try to order something. "Sorry there's no one here"

    • @draguta8995
      @draguta8995 Před 3 lety +4

      And then if Karen goes, "Well, you're here!" in that snooty tone we all know she'll use, you can act surprised and be all like "You're right I am! So wear a mask and I'll take your order. If not, then you can leave!"

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před 2 lety

      I was thinking more like, "Oh, there's no one here? Okay, if I'm not here, then I guess I'll just be at home sleeping. Enjoy your day," and then walk away.

  • @titythomas3833
    @titythomas3833 Před 4 lety +671

    I thought Americans were great . Then I started to watch Jake.

    • @MyScreenNameIsTroubledOne
      @MyScreenNameIsTroubledOne Před 4 lety +184

      On behalf of the American people, we fully accept this statement as accurate. 🤷‍♂️

    • @lostsolution5633
      @lostsolution5633 Před 3 lety +75

      I’m sorry everyone in America right now looks stupid including me!😀

    • @AwkwardDogeE
      @AwkwardDogeE Před 3 lety +44

      Send Help

    • @lostsolution5633
      @lostsolution5633 Před 3 lety +9

      Awkward Doge I’m here

    • @AwkwardDogeE
      @AwkwardDogeE Před 3 lety +16

      @@lostsolution5633 I have a girl in the UK that likes me I want to go there

  • @serg.1k
    @serg.1k Před 4 lety +82

    5:07 let me add another one “🇺🇸WE will die because of our actions!”

    • @aaptyp
      @aaptyp Před 4 lety +5

      Bearbeargames Jr Kinda ironic how they say we when they are in America...

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah
      I'm gonna die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq Před 4 lety +5

      Everyone stand for the national anthem!🇺🇸
      **Graduation music starts playing**
      We as Americans have the right to die for absolutely no reason, to kick anyone with a 0.00001% darker skin tone than us out of the country, and to ignore all science.
      Amen

    • @vanitaspero1043
      @vanitaspero1043 Před 4 lety

      @@Mega-rx9sr *universe

    • @Mega-rx9sr
      @Mega-rx9sr Před 4 lety

      @@vanitaspero1043 *every possible universe

  • @god9831
    @god9831 Před 4 lety +61

    *brakes back and patient is screaming in agony*
    Chiropractor:”No,no this is my profession I do it all the time”

  • @Winky-Klink
    @Winky-Klink Před 4 lety +107

    “You are a sheep if you use stoplights”
    Me: Baaaaa

  • @stephenwright8824
    @stephenwright8824 Před 2 lety +3

    0:11 Brainstorm: Turn that wedding into something the couple will actually want to remember into their old age by executing the Orange Failure in the most spectacular way imaginable.

  • @jpprobably
    @jpprobably Před 4 lety +250

    I love how Jake has a *very* smooth transition to his endcard,it's so good

  • @bespinguard80
    @bespinguard80 Před 4 lety +57

    “Professional astronaut” that sounds funny

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +1

      As opposed to amateur astronauts.

    • @creepercommande4171
      @creepercommande4171 Před 4 lety +2

      My 2nd cousin was an amateur astronaut. I miss him and his firework rocket ship

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +1

      @@creepercommande4171 Was his name Wile E. Coyote by chance?

    • @jakereptilian5212
      @jakereptilian5212 Před 3 lety

      Oh shit its siren head what up dude

  • @i-maxwalker3401
    @i-maxwalker3401 Před 3 lety +43

    Ahh, so this is why I prefer to say I’m Scottish even though I live in America.

    • @i-maxwalker3401
      @i-maxwalker3401 Před 3 lety +6

      If anyone was curious, I say I’m Scottish, because it was the origin of my family, from the clan Macgreagor.

    • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
      @rbvfeehfbudenrj Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah most people here in America aren’t actually full Americans, they just live here. Like I’m Albanian. But I just live America.

    • @drewsify552
      @drewsify552 Před 3 lety +3

      You should have to have a sertant iq level to be a government official.

    • @evil_zebra4275
      @evil_zebra4275 Před 3 lety +2

      I was born in America but grew up in Scotland and now I live in Israel so whenever anyone asks where I’m from I’m just like “well.........”

  • @mingfamichaelxie6466
    @mingfamichaelxie6466 Před 3 lety +21

    The “G” that was in the 5g article is actually suppose to be an reference gravity, as in gravity times 5. That doesn’t have to do with tech generation...

  • @leik7728
    @leik7728 Před 4 lety +244

    These people were dropped as a baby TWICE and after that their parents didn’t feel like taking them to the hospital

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 Před 4 lety +257

    "Bartender was shot"
    Sign: bartender wanted!!!
    Owner: oh no he's dead! Anyway...next bartender

  • @voidbeing7754
    @voidbeing7754 Před 4 lety +11

    Fun fact!
    You can actually climb over the wall with a simple rope ladder!

  • @uno_revers
    @uno_revers Před 3 lety +8

    "that's the equivalent of being a flat earther and a professional astronaut"
    How the frick can you be an amateur astronaut

    • @zenithkaijaou4182
      @zenithkaijaou4182 Před 2 lety

      Well there are some of the first space tourists coming now.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před 2 lety

      With lots of combustible material and an exceptionally dumb amount of courage.

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Před 2 lety +1

      If you are a billionaire

  • @uwakweonwuchekwa7244
    @uwakweonwuchekwa7244 Před 4 lety +554

    My theory: The whole of America is just r/facepalm

    • @oribob7
      @oribob7 Před 4 lety +11

      bagels.

    • @knifu_of_lifu887
      @knifu_of_lifu887 Před 4 lety +79

      As an american I agree you. This whole nation is going to burn to the ground because of its stupidity.

    • @ks-qs5jy
      @ks-qs5jy Před 4 lety +25

      Always has been.

    • @uwakweonwuchekwa7244
      @uwakweonwuchekwa7244 Před 4 lety +15

      @@knifu_of_lifu887 exactly

    • @knifu_of_lifu887
      @knifu_of_lifu887 Před 4 lety +14

      @Bayside Hopefully they're smart and are not like anti-vaxxers or flat earthers

  • @airabb
    @airabb Před 4 lety +58

    This pandemic just proves how stupid humans are, not being able to do a thing as simple as not leaving home to party.

  • @ritchiecole4193
    @ritchiecole4193 Před 4 lety +14

    "We live in britain you should learn the indigenous language" *angry welsh noises*

    • @draguta8995
      @draguta8995 Před 3 lety +1

      "We live in America, you should learn one of the indigenous languages." Checks out

  • @EpicGamer-gi5lp
    @EpicGamer-gi5lp Před 3 lety +56

    I hate how people will say “we won’t wear masks” I think you mean “I won’t wear a mask”

  • @gretchiemations9240
    @gretchiemations9240 Před 4 lety +38

    What will probably happen if my school is re opened
    Everyone would be fake coughing on eachother.

  • @cs7811
    @cs7811 Před 4 lety +395

    At least it wasn't a Trump themed funeral

    • @laggylife3353
      @laggylife3353 Před 4 lety +26

      Will be soon if they decide to drink some bleach..

    • @theminecrafterreturns7251
      @theminecrafterreturns7251 Před 4 lety +1

      You are fake Death

    • @helmiellamatilda1664
      @helmiellamatilda1664 Před 4 lety

      True!

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler Před 4 lety +7

      There will be one, when he actually dies. I swear he will request his entire asset worth of gold have his funeral just layered. Or just having his body submerged in gold. Just one more fuck you to the human race. "If I can't have it, no one will!" -every 5 year old ever.

    • @Elloliott
      @Elloliott Před 4 lety

      Actually that’s great

  • @linahasdo6681
    @linahasdo6681 Před 4 lety +14

    PFF I HAD AN ADVERTISEMENT OF A MAN SAYING HE WAS A DOCTOR BEFORE THIS VIDEO STARTED LOL 😂 😂 😂

  • @captainpalegg2860
    @captainpalegg2860 Před 4 lety +11

    “A foreign land for the indigenous”
    The person who wrote that probably has no idea it’s an oxymoron.

    • @DashBolt
      @DashBolt Před 3 lety

      I didnt either till now

    • @draguta8995
      @draguta8995 Před 3 lety

      It's impossible for a land to be foreign to it's indigenous population because said population is native to that land, it's basically the OG population of that area. For example, Native Americans in North America are the indigenous population from looong before the invading British colonial immigrants arrived to North American land that belonged to the Native American populations.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, I immediately was like, "Wait, what? Oh, dear Dante, I hope that's Poe's Law in effect."

  • @sleepyalien140
    @sleepyalien140 Před 4 lety +49

    American here, I'm waiting for natural selection to take it's course.

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 4 lety +6

      The problem is the dumb people reproduce early and a lot so natural selection just ain't gonna work

    • @sleepyalien140
      @sleepyalien140 Před 4 lety +4

      @@tatiana4050 then we'll do unnatural selection and start getting rid of the stupid people and putting them onto an island.

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 Před 4 lety +2

      Me too honestly

    • @rainbownekokitty7022
      @rainbownekokitty7022 Před 4 lety +1

      Proof masks don't work: czcams.com/video/QNulS324Fww/video.html

    • @tatiana4050
      @tatiana4050 Před 4 lety +3

      @@sleepyalien140 and make it a reality show. And in 200 years we will meet the ultimate idiot.

  • @Xavenger2410
    @Xavenger2410 Před 4 lety +39

    The first printer was in fact invented in 1440. So by 1800 we could have in fact sent memes through posts after printing them.
    Just no one was smart enough to come up with memes then.

    • @darthbob8428
      @darthbob8428 Před 4 lety +5

      Yeah. But they said print off memes so they would have to have something to print it off of seeing as it was only one person so they wouldn’t be printing copies so there would be no point printing it off, you would have to sketch one or get someone to sketch one anyway unless you wanted just typed memes

    • @darthbob8428
      @darthbob8428 Před 4 lety +3

      A
      That was a printing press, not the modern printers we have today

    • @Xavenger2410
      @Xavenger2410 Před 4 lety +1

      @@darthbob8428 Well I didn't say that the printer was modern.
      They did use them to publish books.

    • @Xavenger2410
      @Xavenger2410 Před 4 lety +1

      Well they did print ads in the 1700s.
      Also printed copies of pictures.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 Před 4 lety

      Memes are a old form of idea transmission, but digital memes are more of a recent phenomena

  • @erikarussell1142
    @erikarussell1142 Před 3 lety +3

    For the record; I’m American, I’m completely inoculated, and still wear my mask because I have a cold and don’t think I should spread it to others.

    • @BonaparteBardithion
      @BonaparteBardithion Před 3 lety +1

      The worst part of politicising an article of clothing is that we won't be able to use it during regular flu season with someone assuming it's a statement. 😑
      A year or two before all this people were starting to wear masks for wildfire smog. It's a normal thing to do.

  • @pixelknight163
    @pixelknight163 Před 4 lety +21

    10:30 "They didn't have printers in the 1800's"
    This line infuriates me so much because it's not technically a facepalm. Atleast, not the way it's portrayed
    They did have printers in the 1800's. They 100% totally had printers. Hell, they even had satirical jokes about royalty. (See french revolution)
    I really, really want to yell "YOU'RE BOTH FECKING IDIOTS!" but there's no live reply feature on internet videos.
    Granted, those printers couldn't really print pictures. But they were nevertheless printers.

    • @niclas8777
      @niclas8777 Před 3 lety +1

      I think it's the fact that they didn't have the internet to print from that's the punch line here

    • @Kiki-cs8xv
      @Kiki-cs8xv Před 2 lety +1

      They definitely had printers that printed pictures in the 1800s. You just had to etch the picture on a plate.

  • @keeperdreemurr9674
    @keeperdreemurr9674 Před 4 lety +54

    1:13 Trump in 2016: “Believe me, no one makes walls better than me”

    • @Notmyname1593
      @Notmyname1593 Před 4 lety

      TBF, not like he personally built them, so we don`t actually know. Maybe he would build them better.

    • @cptmiller132
      @cptmiller132 Před 4 lety +2

      @@Notmyname1593 lol no the idiot would put a stick a foot into the ground and go "there wall! pay me"

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 Před 3 lety

      We should dedicate that wall as the Trump Monument and have it's upkeep paid for by donations instead of taxes.

  • @saintaries7883
    @saintaries7883 Před 4 lety +20

    Jake:wears long sleeves
    Me:*cries in 41°C*

    • @saintaries7883
      @saintaries7883 Před 4 lety

      @MADHAV Romania

    • @d34710
      @d34710 Před 4 lety +1

      Cries in 24 degrees Celsius
      But im Swedish so im used to cold and die when it's hot

    • @shisuiuchiha8130
      @shisuiuchiha8130 Před 4 lety +1

      normally i would be agreeing with you because i live in Australia, but it is currently winter here.

  • @DrSex-sl5ji
    @DrSex-sl5ji Před 4 lety +3

    2:29 I’ve literally watched five documentaries that use football fields instead of miles

    • @DashBolt
      @DashBolt Před 3 lety

      At least football fields have numbers on them, do it makes some sort of sense, ig. All this other bs I've been seeing makes me want to move from America

  • @youonlyliveonce47
    @youonlyliveonce47 Před 4 lety +10

    First, apology accepted Jake. I am an American and I haven't been this disappointed in my country in quite some time. Disappointed yes, but not THIS disappointed!
    Second, If I was the Barista working at the coffee shop with the customer who said "Why? No ones here!" I would have responded with "This is awkward. I haven't seen "No One" perhaps she is in the back! Let me go check!" Then walk to the back and call out from just inside the door "No one! Are you there? Hello! No one!" Walk back out and respond with "Well, you are sadly mistaken "No One" does not appear to be here so you will have to wear the mask as the only way you can go without one is if "No One" is here, and she is definitely not here!"
    And if the customer try's to tell me I'm stupid/dumb I would just inform them that so was assuming that Baristas are not important enough to count as someone and that if a mask is not worn we will politely be refusing service.

    • @dvch
      @dvch Před 4 lety

      Hold strong mate, natural selection as said 😂
      Tho people tend to make fun of America/ns as of dumb people, yet dumb people are everywhere, I'm from Serbia, and trust me, there is a lot of dumbasses here. I work at "my", actually fam owned grocery store and my father instructed me to act normally towards the regulars and there is a lot of people that barge in thru the door, take off their mask like "oh i can breathe, finally", or the less regulars? also come in with their mask on their chin or around their neck so i start fake coughing haha.......
      We're all fucked

    • @dvch
      @dvch Před 4 lety

      Tho miraculously i still haven't caught corona, even though there's like 300 customers daily....
      Oh i remember there's this kinda regular guy that came in, bought some eggs and after he finished the payment he was like "imagine, those fuckers found covid on me"
      Hol' up??? 😂 😂

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter Před 4 lety +58

    I'm a doctor
    I'd give you proof but I doctor evidence

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions Před 4 lety +20

    Imagine being so progressive that you become racist due to your own questionably high expectations, and your argument or counter-argument to support those expectations invokes the No True Scotsman Fallacy. Every. Single. Time.

  • @visiblehuman3705
    @visiblehuman3705 Před 3 lety +3

    “Professional astronaut” -Jake

    • @nobodyimportant2470
      @nobodyimportant2470 Před 3 lety +1

      There have been 7 tourists in space. They paid Russia around a quarter of a million $ to be taken up.

    • @realbignoob1886
      @realbignoob1886 Před 3 lety

      @@nobodyimportant2470 oh ok

  • @nolanstrife7350
    @nolanstrife7350 Před 3 lety +3

    "With threads like these... I can't lose"
    And here I was expecting his character to die according to the plot...

  • @jackbarclay6665
    @jackbarclay6665 Před 4 lety +37

    No one:
    Actually no one:
    0 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

  • @NotSoCrazyNinja
    @NotSoCrazyNinja Před 4 lety +8

    I'm going to order a framed print of a ceiling fan for my livingroom. My livingroom doesn't have a ceiling fan.

  • @chatboulon743
    @chatboulon743 Před 4 lety +2

    8:31 Sooooo no one is going to mention the capybara just chilling with a gator in the bottom left picture? Lol
    I can't believe I respect a giant rat so much.

  • @7drag0n
    @7drag0n Před 3 lety +3

    it took me 3 entire seconds to google "arabic numerals"

  • @flaregaming7969
    @flaregaming7969 Před 4 lety +9

    Me: enters blood soaked room
    Me: *happiness noises*

  • @leafplays5990
    @leafplays5990 Před 4 lety +80

    I’m honestly disappointed in America and I’m American qwp

    • @alexursu4403
      @alexursu4403 Před 4 lety +7

      I know the feeling. I'm sorry for you.

    • @jeanmarc9843
      @jeanmarc9843 Před 4 lety +5

      Come to Brazil

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles Před 4 lety +4

      @@jeanmarc9843 bruh your leader has corona right

    • @jeanmarc9843
      @jeanmarc9843 Před 4 lety

      @@rexjollesmmh as I know he doesn't have

    • @jeanmarc9843
      @jeanmarc9843 Před 4 lety

      @Shreyas Misra and maybe because they also are one of the biggest country in the world and are ruling the international market?

  • @chitopuffs4238
    @chitopuffs4238 Před 3 lety +22

    10:31 actually they kinda did it’s called a printing press
    So it’s a double face palm but a triple if you include jack

  • @littlethumbtack15yearsago77

    I can’t believe how many Karens i’ve seen here in Washington state, when i go outside there are at least 5 Karens, Helens, and Lindas not wearing masks

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l Před 4 lety +38

    Here before Kermit says something about Jake's lamp near his bed

  • @sohumhedaoo4134
    @sohumhedaoo4134 Před 4 lety +19

    Not even genetic engineering student is required we are taught this when we are15 year old

    • @kimberley9089
      @kimberley9089 Před 4 lety +2

      If anything it’s the mothers DNA that is passed on. Your mitochondria are passed on from your mother. This has been used in forensic to determine bones of Zar Nicolas.

  • @freedomtalesans4481
    @freedomtalesans4481 Před 3 lety +1

    If anything, a microbiologist being antivax, or an astronaut being a flat earthen, PROVES THEM WRONG.

  • @timehunter9467
    @timehunter9467 Před 3 lety +1

    The 5G post had me laughing so hard, when they mentioned “tunnel vision” I knew it pure stupidity!

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 Před 4 lety +26

    American’s are basically that kid in school that when the teacher is like “hey jimmy stop rocking on your chair, you could fall and hit your head” they rock harder then crack their head open.

    • @DD-d6d3
      @DD-d6d3 Před 4 lety +4

      No apostrophe

    • @facennapper8582
      @facennapper8582 Před 4 lety +3

      Na it's just stupid parents raising even more stupid kids. Just a series of idiotic actions that from a select few, that affect the rest.

    • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
      @fangabxyfangabxy8563 Před 4 lety

      r/facepalm

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 Před 4 lety +2

      Can confirm, I’m one of the people from the good ole USA with an IQ higher than that of a wall, this is true

    • @poki2outof103
      @poki2outof103 Před 4 lety

      uhmmm defo not me

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199

    “BECAUSE USA ARE MORE SMARTER THEN THEY’RE”
    let’s fix this
    “BECAUSE THE USA IS SMARTER THAN THEY ARE”
    now we must correct this
    “BECAUSE THEY’RE SMARTER THAN THE USA”

    • @mileswoest6581
      @mileswoest6581 Před 4 lety +4

      lets correct it further
      "I AM A DUMBASS AND AM TRYING TO MAKE ALL OF AMERICA LOOK STUPID AS WELL SO I DONT FEEL ALONE"

    • @mileswoest6581
      @mileswoest6581 Před 4 lety +4

      seriously most of us arent this dumb (i hope at least). where i live in texas i have never seen anyone without a mask since it was mandated

    • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199
      @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199 Před 4 lety +1

      Miles Woest ikr

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq Před 4 lety +3

      Karen: **looks at this guys name**
      Im more smartest than the people who cant spell his name
      How Karen spells the name
      Thas nM as naught twao heard twao selling

    • @nwc2392
      @nwc2392 Před 4 lety +1

      As an American, this is a 10/10 comment!

  • @matti8758
    @matti8758 Před 3 lety +1

    Me in Europe : The hole was 3 meters deep. People in the USA : tHe SIzE oF six wAShiNGmaShINd.

  • @alschillaci1304
    @alschillaci1304 Před 3 lety

    "listen to the stoplight" hahaha

  • @British_Bastard
    @British_Bastard Před 4 lety +11

    I bet they got the ceiling fan picture from only fans

    • @steelrarebit7387
      @steelrarebit7387 Před 4 lety

      I got my blow up sheep doll from Farmers Only.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety

      I actually made that ceiling fan joke on a picture my niece took of her living room.

  • @Yo-Me
    @Yo-Me Před 4 lety +6

    The Capybara one made me lose hope that humans will survive 2020

  • @Demiboy_DannyRose
    @Demiboy_DannyRose Před rokem +2

    That "vegan" sushi burger clearly had meat on it lol

  • @galawotsgalavits5368
    @galawotsgalavits5368 Před 3 lety +1

    The one with 5G is comedy gold, i'm so glad i saw that

  • @wyvern-nero
    @wyvern-nero Před 4 lety +15

    By the way, the g-force stuff was meant as a joke. The person that posted it already had multiple troll posts.

    • @chara98dreemurr43
      @chara98dreemurr43 Před 4 lety +6

      With all these idiots going around you really cant tell.

    • @AnAnonymousAuditor
      @AnAnonymousAuditor Před 4 lety

      we all know at least half the posts on r/facepalm are jokes

    • @Poppipower
      @Poppipower Před 4 lety

      I’m following a twitter troll account with boomer hot takes, doing the old “using the Malaysian flag instead of usa” and saying god will protect her from Coronavirus, and even though her profile has satire listed, nobody in the comments understands. I just can’t.

    • @sailormoonfan224
      @sailormoonfan224 Před 4 lety

      oh thank god

  • @tarostartic8833
    @tarostartic8833 Před 4 lety +7

    2:45 my primary school literally had this rumour about one of our classmates 😳😳

    • @a.u.t.057
      @a.u.t.057 Před 4 lety +1

      I forgot how stupid kids are

  • @lemonamongus4681
    @lemonamongus4681 Před 4 lety +1

    The U.S. School system teaches common core and the clock is an accurate representation of how they teach us to do something so difficult to solve 10+10

  • @ewqwebabandoningship6026
    @ewqwebabandoningship6026 Před 3 lety +1

    When your own president draws your flag wrong, you know that they shouldn’t have their job ;v

  • @MadIIMike
    @MadIIMike Před 4 lety +6

    5:18 "Sorry for 95 to 98% of americans".
    Me: So, 2-5% is enough to become president there?

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 Před 4 lety

      The wrong 2-5%. :/
      [cough Trump cough]

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal Před 4 lety

      yeah, i'd honestly say its 70 to 80%

    • @finris1
      @finris1 Před 4 lety

      Hey. Less than half the country. It just so happens when a major car wreck is going on, people tend to overlook all the safe drivers.

    • @novastar6112
      @novastar6112 Před 4 lety

      @@finris1 Let's also ignore drunks who don't crash, road ragers who pass red lights without getting caught, and idiots driving into mailboxes for fun.

  • @cooperodom3060
    @cooperodom3060 Před 4 lety +7

    Me an American watching every single facepalm
    Oh no

  • @cascada5200
    @cascada5200 Před 3 lety +3

    5:43 an actual gamers reaction: meh
    Find a room that is clean, has lot of ammo or equipment and leads into an open area: Welp time to die.

  • @amberwilliams4210
    @amberwilliams4210 Před 2 lety

    Thanks for the vids man, keep making and I'll keep commenting.

  • @gembird2697
    @gembird2697 Před 4 lety +25

    Me: Finally I'm early fast think of something funny
    My brain: **N O**

  • @jettakit2761
    @jettakit2761 Před 4 lety +7

    I live in the USA and my mom has a thyroid dezees and we will be staying inside for about 30 more years

  • @lightningstar0379
    @lightningstar0379 Před 3 lety

    I cant argue with Jake about the digital clock because the amount of people I know in school who cant read a normal clock.

  • @Emisop
    @Emisop Před 4 lety +2

    11:43 I mean they did leave another comment realizing that it was a mirror. XD

  • @codystone93
    @codystone93 Před 4 lety +22

    Jake do not feel sorry for us Americans. This is regrettably about 40% of us based on Trumps poll numbers.

  • @sythlikesfrogs
    @sythlikesfrogs Před 4 lety +7

    Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed is actually a goat

  • @dtheediane
    @dtheediane Před 4 lety

    This is the first time I watched your video and I like it a lot :)

  • @BramLastname
    @BramLastname Před 3 lety +1

    I'm so gonna get a framed picture of a ceiling fan

  • @generalalon4838
    @generalalon4838 Před 4 lety +3

    10:48 to 11:24 this is actually wrong, while in the original post it says "Arabic Numerals" in the Wikipedia article it says "Arabic numerals" this little difference actually has a meaning while the Wikipedia article references the numbers as we know them the original post talks about the numbers as they are written in the Arabic word (sometimes called Eastern Arabic Numerals), this difference was determined by the Oxford dictionary

  • @DraconicDuelist
    @DraconicDuelist Před 4 lety +4

    8:20 Now, this may just be because of the low quality from my internet, but that "sushi burger" looks like it has some kind of fish on there. I don't care what anyone says, the part you eat of fish is a kind of "meat" (even if you want to argue it's "flesh" it still came off of a living _animal)._ How can you call yourself vegan (no eating animal or animal products) but still eat fish?
    Then there's the vegan food that's just oxymornonic: vegan meatloaf, vegan butchers, etc... It's so weird, even if you're trying to convince meat eaters to try your food, 99% of the time they're just going to be disappointed by the lack of quality flavor they're used to.

    • @garlicbreadstick404
      @garlicbreadstick404 Před 2 lety +2

      But honestly what in the name of cultural abomination is that i get that sticky rice exists but why will they use it as a bun it'll stick all over their hands

  • @mammoneysimp6940
    @mammoneysimp6940 Před 4 lety

    Funny how YOU. A FUNNY MAN. Made the disclaimer with formal words

  • @enderscreech99whodaenderma71

    As an American,flip the statistics. Based on just Florida alone it’s 2%, also it it weird to waltz into a blood covered room and feel at peace. I personally covered it with blood and I will feel proud every time I open that door gosh darn it.

  • @mdzaidhassan8996
    @mdzaidhassan8996 Před 3 lety +3

    7:38
    Just if someone misunderstood.
    5 g (small g) refers to the apparent gravity in reference frame.
    Not as G in Generation of wifi-technology

    • @snapperjessen
      @snapperjessen Před 3 lety +1

      but it will take 8 hours to explain it to them because their brains still runs on 56k modem

  • @captaincrow5474
    @captaincrow5474 Před 4 lety +6

    It’s more like 60% of Americans understand the pandemic... not 95%...

  • @leveled916
    @leveled916 Před 3 lety +2

    8:21 the guy literally is named Best Memes, of course hes being sarcastic, now i facepalmed to the people facepalming to this.

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh Před 3 lety +1

      Nah, you stupid, he’s being serious.

    • @leveled916
      @leveled916 Před 3 lety

      @@whatisahandlebruh says the one that liked his own comment

    • @whatisahandlebruh
      @whatisahandlebruh Před 3 lety

      @@leveled916
      And, say I did like my own comment, what then?

  • @sevar2411
    @sevar2411 Před 4 lety +1

    4:59 And then the add of Škoda shows up and song starts playing "Cause' we're gonna be legends"

  • @michaelfoster3871
    @michaelfoster3871 Před 4 lety +9

    1:15 the reason the wall fell over was because the concrete had not set yet the winds happened during construction for anyone wondering. (www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51307868)

  • @jpprobably
    @jpprobably Před 4 lety +5

    Jake,will you do all of these comments asking you to do stuff

  • @TheRealFacemanguy
    @TheRealFacemanguy Před 3 lety

    The 5G thing absolutely killed me

  • @notanagger4861
    @notanagger4861 Před 4 lety

    “Professional astronaut” ive never seen an unproffesional one

  • @fullmetal536
    @fullmetal536 Před 4 lety +8

    Im pretty sure the "well thats not good" is exclusive to gamers. Like honestly imagine walking into a irl blood cover room then calmly saying "well thats not good." Either you're the reason it like that or lack emotions.

  • @ohven2923
    @ohven2923 Před 4 lety +6

    The "v e g a n" sushi burger has fish.. Which is meat?
    Correct me if I'm wrong...

    • @rexjolles
      @rexjolles Před 4 lety +1

      Well fish is fish, it's it own thing , but vegans can't eat animals or animal products like milk

    • @afj810
      @afj810 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rexjolles fish are animals

    • @afj810
      @afj810 Před 4 lety +1

      You can make sushi without actual fish

    • @sugondese5497
      @sugondese5497 Před 4 lety

      @Shreyas Misra They're called pescatarians, vegetarians who eat fish

    • @afj810
      @afj810 Před 4 lety

      @Shreyas Misra that's called pescetarianism

  • @IndiestSnake
    @IndiestSnake Před 4 lety

    Thanks for the apology jake. Living in America right now is like being a Harvard graduate in a room full people who think the sun isn't real.

  • @myoldaccount-newindesc.107

    Imagine having a framed painting that allows you to see yourself in live time