r/facepalm | "The Virus isn't real"

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  • @kaywantsfood
    @kaywantsfood Před 4 lety +4909

    "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you"
    You hear that, guys? Let's go drink Lava

  • @met0788
    @met0788 Před 4 lety +623

    "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you"
    Alright boys let's jump into black holes B)

  • @10tonhamster
    @10tonhamster Před 4 lety +794

    The point was it doesn’t even say “Trump” it says “Triumph” - like the motorcycles.

    • @adambankosz1849
      @adambankosz1849 Před 4 lety +17

      Yes and cars

    • @owenhughes5781
      @owenhughes5781 Před 4 lety +53

      Oh thank the gods, I thought I was the only one

    • @DevanK-rg3td
      @DevanK-rg3td Před 4 lety +32

      @@wxrlp hmmm yes we all know that ancient Greek mythology is the only religion to ever have multiple gods

    • @DevanK-rg3td
      @DevanK-rg3td Před 4 lety +17

      @@wxrlp …. Taoism, Shenism, Hinduism, Japanese Shinto, Santeria all have multiple gods like what are you talking about bro please

    • @MinTea14
      @MinTea14 Před 4 lety +5

      @Ropsutor that could just as be the first thing they think of.

  • @keqinglow
    @keqinglow Před 4 lety +1517

    "Coronavirus isn't real"
    Me, about to die because my lung was weak af before already: interesting

  • @leanykakicsi6152
    @leanykakicsi6152 Před 4 lety +418

    "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you"
    Australia: say sike right now

    • @ivythai9644
      @ivythai9644 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean this is the women who made a candle that smells like her vagina sooo

    • @lisainthestudio
      @lisainthestudio Před 4 lety +1

      As someone living in Australia who was right on the fire front and had to evacuate, I endorse this comment.

  • @Binglebongledingledangl
    @Binglebongledingledangl Před 4 lety +692

    The “CZcamsr” is someone who was on a plane and Licked the toilet seat. They were actually a TikToker they call it the Coronavirus challenge so this is basically pure irony

    • @meowimacat7081
      @meowimacat7081 Před 4 lety +15

      No it was a guy on tic tok that licked a public bathroom toilet and then he tested positive. I’m pretty sure the first person that did this is fine which is unbelievable. Like they probably wouldn’t get corana virus but the should get extremely sick

    • @davidmarine5159
      @davidmarine5159 Před 4 lety +19

      Yep just like tiktokers the stupidest people alive

    • @solace9245
      @solace9245 Před 4 lety +5

      David Marine agreed

    • @davidmarine5159
      @davidmarine5159 Před 4 lety +4

      @@solace9245 cool beans

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 Před 4 lety +6

      TikTok? More like "TickTock thats Ur Death Clock

  • @ShapBro
    @ShapBro Před 4 lety +344

    "I don't think anything that is natural is bad for you"
    Cancer: Well ok.

    • @maninthesuit7277
      @maninthesuit7277 Před 4 lety

      Those are man made

    • @ShapBro
      @ShapBro Před 4 lety +14

      @@maninthesuit7277 Sure.

    • @ell.....
      @ell..... Před 4 lety +5

      Well technically coronavirus was man made but I'm not sure about cancer @ManInTheSuit

    • @blankblank1284
      @blankblank1284 Před 4 lety +8

      Cyanide
      Uranium
      Old Age
      Hemlock
      Belledona
      Etc

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 Před 4 lety +8

      Blank Blank oh etc is really deadly my dad died of it 7 years ago ☹️

  • @raincomedown_
    @raincomedown_ Před 4 lety +199

    “I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you”
    The boys: *sippin on straight chlorine*

    • @kaix2765
      @kaix2765 Před 4 lety +14

      *the beat is a chemical*

    • @ladytaz6137
      @ladytaz6137 Před 4 lety +11

      Beat is a chemical

    • @ladytaz6137
      @ladytaz6137 Před 4 lety +11

      If I leave dont save my seat.

    • @everetti8943
      @everetti8943 Před 4 lety +11

      I'll be back when it's all complete

    • @Jurriaan2000
      @Jurriaan2000 Před 4 lety +11

      The moment is medical, moment is medical

  • @SpoopyChicken
    @SpoopyChicken Před 4 lety +361

    "Nothing natural can be bad for you"
    Me: about to consume several killograms of apple cyanide.

    • @morijin1919
      @morijin1919 Před 4 lety +13

      I will try almond flavor tell me how apple tastes

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 Před 4 lety +1

      Guys pls don't do that

    • @ua7521
      @ua7521 Před 4 lety +2

      Karolin Kiehl Me: Consuming literal acid, “What’d ya say?”

    • @karolinkiehl4097
      @karolinkiehl4097 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ua7521
      Me : * smacks it out of your hand *
      Stop it ! I said you shouldn't do it

    • @ua7521
      @ua7521 Před 4 lety

      Karolin Kiehl Epicly becomes a dog making you feel eternal sorrow for smacking Apa dog.

  • @calebrose4607
    @calebrose4607 Před 4 lety +576

    meme: if his name starts with "J" then he's probably satan
    Jake: ._.

  • @yui3045
    @yui3045 Před 4 lety +99

    "I don't think anything natural can be bad for you"
    Death : *Allow me to introduce myself*

  • @zeeonnn
    @zeeonnn Před 4 lety +128

    "Natural things can't be bad for you."
    Aight lemme jump into an EF5 tornado and get flung across the country!
    Lemme stand in the way of a mega tsunami, cause you know if it's natural, its not bad.

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster Před 4 lety +10

      I audibly giggled at the image of the guy getting yeeted into the next state.

    • @funpersonakaebw1110
      @funpersonakaebw1110 Před 3 lety +3

      I eat poison dart frogs on the daily. Very nutritious. All natural too.

    • @Splinkus2
      @Splinkus2 Před 3 lety

      You question why the moon has craters? Thank me it’s natural so it isn’t bad for me

    • @Death-ng3nz
      @Death-ng3nz Před 3 lety

      Ima get a raise

  • @pluto1659
    @pluto1659 Před 4 lety +260

    Sitting in the coach and playing videos games all day evolution
    2017: relaxing
    2018: Lazy
    2019: Lazy as hell
    2020: A responsible citizen

    • @mujtabaminawi5268
      @mujtabaminawi5268 Před 4 lety +19

      Saving the world*

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Před 4 lety +4

      But you're supposed to stay 6 feet away from people. Do you really have that comfortable of a PE coach that you're willing to risk it?

    • @swl7
      @swl7 Před 3 lety

      @@DraconicDuelist dont know what yu mean but being lazy u dont go outside so saving thr world

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Před 3 lety

      @@swl7 "Sitting in the _coach"_

    • @swl7
      @swl7 Před 3 lety

      @@DraconicDuelist yeah whit noone sitting there ever and no guest

  • @gingerbreadmatt2783
    @gingerbreadmatt2783 Před 4 lety +122

    Technically non selectively bred oranges are green/yellow most of the time:
    - Someone who lived in Africa for 2 years and never saw an orange orange there

    • @CandyBlog
      @CandyBlog Před 4 lety +4

      Gingerbread Matt omg yeah growing up I was so weirded out by orange oranges

    • @ilogos8124
      @ilogos8124 Před 4 lety +6

      That’s because there are tons of different varieties of oranges.... there are wild oranges all over the world that are orange.

    • @gingerbreadmatt2783
      @gingerbreadmatt2783 Před 4 lety +4

      @@ilogos8124 agreed, I just know that orange is not the only colour oranges can be in the same way that other produce isn't one colour

    • @ilogos8124
      @ilogos8124 Před 4 lety

      Gingerbread Matt cool

    • @victorselve8349
      @victorselve8349 Před 4 lety +3

      So apparently that has to do with the climate in which the oranges are grown, in colder climates they loose the chlorophyll and thus turn orange while in warmer climates the chlorophyll stays in the fruit making it green, the green can also be removed via treatment with ethene gas

  • @masonicnote3017
    @masonicnote3017 Před 4 lety +102

    "We support *OUR* troops"
    Has a T-34 in background
    Me: I SEE NO MISTAKES *COMRADE*

  • @steinistbaum2236
    @steinistbaum2236 Před 4 lety +238

    "If his name starts with J he is Satan."
    No need to worry, Fakob Jakob.

    • @dexterhaxxor
      @dexterhaxxor Před 4 lety +5

      Joseph V. Stalin

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 Před 4 lety +6

      Jade the Arctic Fox
      *Jade*

    • @dexterhaxxor
      @dexterhaxxor Před 4 lety +4

      @@requiemlul3140 oh shit, lucky my real name is michael

    • @requiemlul3140
      @requiemlul3140 Před 4 lety +4

      Jade the Arctic Fox
      Dude my friend just adopted a baby called Micheal lol

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess Před 4 lety +2

      No, but if his name starts with an L or M? _Then_ he's Satan. I also become Satan when I type my name too fast...

  • @Jax-ke6jf
    @Jax-ke6jf Před 4 lety +85

    "Anyones name that starts with J is probably satan"
    Sounds like she had a hard break up.

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol that means I’m satan

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 Před 3 lety +2

      LMAO

    • @yaboysatan3369
      @yaboysatan3369 Před 3 lety +4

      Well I might not be the expert but I am pretty sure that she is wrong

    • @ked49
      @ked49 Před 2 lety

      We are watching satan then and I’m fine with that

  • @liamhart6985
    @liamhart6985 Před 4 lety +49

    "if his name starts with J he's probably satan"
    Jake:wait a minute

  • @CookieCatShadowBat
    @CookieCatShadowBat Před 4 lety +70

    "I don't think that anything natural can be bad for you." Let's name some possibilities! Cyanide, mercury, lava, deadly nightshade, UV radiation, all sicknesses, bears, sharks, quicksand, fire, mosquitoes, etc.

    • @sabitsukiheck6217
      @sabitsukiheck6217 Před 4 lety +4

      Don't forget about the sun itself! staring into it can cause long-term vision problems ranging from blurry vision to eventual blindness.

    • @dangerdash4393
      @dangerdash4393 Před 4 lety +4

      Hell, your own food can kill you if you're not careful with how you eat it.

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 Před 4 lety +3

      Water in several ways

    • @852internationalconnect
      @852internationalconnect Před 4 lety +2

      Before medicine was invented you were playing life on hardcore with literal 1000 ways to die of sth natural

    • @lunarknight3730
      @lunarknight3730 Před 4 lety +1

      i mean.. the number of humans killed by sharks is far less than the number of sharks killed by humans but we get the point

  • @sabeenjafri3440
    @sabeenjafri3440 Před 4 lety +51

    Missed opportunity to say:
    Corona virus: hold my corona

  • @ralphrombauts6769
    @ralphrombauts6769 Před 4 lety +4

    Actually... here in Belgium every fulltime employee who's losing work because of COVID is truly getting 70% pay every month. If you take into account everything you're not spending this covers most people's expenses now. It's not making everything easy, per se, and many businesses are still going under, but you won't starve or lose your house.

  • @termknive1818
    @termknive1818 Před 4 lety +101

    Gweneth paltrow literally played a role in a movie where she got infected by a virus naturally spread from bats> pig> chef> her, and she literally died with a seizure, and then she says stuff like this -_-

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 Před 4 lety +7

      Maybe it's because of the movie she got herself convinced otherwise & worse, work against that? There's people like that out there, tbh. The more they're shown how it works, the more they deny it because they just don't want to admit to the truth.

    • @termknive1818
      @termknive1818 Před 4 lety +1

      @@olymolly3637 who knows, she has said/ done weird shit before too so idk

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +6

      But that was acting. Funny how actors & actresses think they are experts on things because they played a role in a movie, and then still get it horribly wrong.

    • @devimon
      @devimon Před 4 lety +3

      Good at acting . Bad at thinking

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. Před 4 lety

      Wait chef?

  • @faliszt
    @faliszt Před 4 lety +174

    "Coronavirus isn't real"
    Me, who is in Hospital : *say sike now*

    • @faliszt
      @faliszt Před 4 lety +7

      @Scarlett Feist thanks :D

    • @idrankthemilk9870
      @idrankthemilk9870 Před 4 lety +7

      I hope you are doing good and you’ll get better soon !

    • @faliszt
      @faliszt Před 4 lety +8

      @@idrankthemilk9870 Don't worry I already got out of the hospital

    • @andbone1090
      @andbone1090 Před 4 lety +6

      @@faliszt thats awesome!

    • @shawtyslikeamelody7595
      @shawtyslikeamelody7595 Před 4 lety +1

      Homie I hope you’re ok👌

  • @CrimCrim
    @CrimCrim Před 4 lety +10

    "I don't think anything that is natural can hurt you"
    Mmmm, this Deadly Nightshade tastes delicious

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 Před 3 lety

      I think I'll go play in a king cobra pit.. If I had one!

  • @Royal-sd8eh
    @Royal-sd8eh Před 4 lety +37

    “The CDC calls it treatment”
    No, the CDC calls it a preventative measure

  • @0krazy257
    @0krazy257 Před 4 lety +214

    Comments:
    40% :memes
    50% :'FaKob JaCob'
    5% :shitpost
    5% :others

  • @axethannanth
    @axethannanth Před 4 lety +16

    "If his name starts with J, then he is probably satan."
    Satan: "The tables have turned, _Jesus."_

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 Před 3 lety +4

      Sesus: *"WRONG!* You think I would fall for your tricks, _Jatan?_ You really think I am dumb?"

    • @Q75
      @Q75 Před 3 lety

      The turns tables*

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 Před 3 lety

      @@Q75 turns tables the

    • @Q75
      @Q75 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cuboembaralhado8294 table turns the

    • @will0wtr335
      @will0wtr335 Před 3 lety

      @@bubbykins4864 LMFAO

  • @Doshiba
    @Doshiba Před 4 lety +74

    Dealer:*slaps the roof of Corona virus
    Dealer:this bad boy can fit a LOT of memes

    • @852internationalconnect
      @852internationalconnect Před 4 lety +10

      Coronavirus: *Slaps the head of the dealer
      Coronavirus: *this bad boi can fit a lot of infection

    • @Nightdemon-ed8gu
      @Nightdemon-ed8gu Před 4 lety +4

      Billig erstandenes Bergsalz oh my god I’m crying 😂

    • @OrangeZ1987
      @OrangeZ1987 Před 4 lety +1

      Dealer: *slaps face mask* This bad boy ca- (Made in wuhan) ...

    • @Doshiba
      @Doshiba Před 4 lety +1

      @@OrangeZ1987 oh no

    • @abluebird123
      @abluebird123 Před 4 lety +1

      S A N D V I C H The snack of champions and I oooop

  • @icetide9411
    @icetide9411 Před 4 lety +59

    "I don't think anything natural can be bad for you."
    Takes the most poisonous animal in the world and eats it: I'll be fine

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey Před 4 lety +6

      I can imagine someone chewing on a box jellyfish

    • @TheNinthGeneration1
      @TheNinthGeneration1 Před 4 lety +1

      I mean if you cook it right you can eat a puffer fish but if you cut it wrong it will kill you

    • @icetide9411
      @icetide9411 Před 4 lety +1

      @@TheNinthGeneration1 I mean swallow it whole

    • @Hiroku_Konege
      @Hiroku_Konege Před 4 lety

      @@Waftey what about the sea wasp or the sidney tarantula , black widdow , or just a raid of ants

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey Před 4 lety

      @@Hiroku_Konege a box jellyfish will kill you faster

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura Před 3 lety +7

    Jake: You’ll feel better about yourself , because you’re smarter than them!
    Me: *Depressed and pissed off because I know that I’m going to die of being surrounded by idiots*
    Also Me: WHY ISN’T THE HAPPY JUICE WORKING?!

  • @plompy3657
    @plompy3657 Před 4 lety +412

    I changed the comment so none of the replies would make sense. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • @Ravioli05
    @Ravioli05 Před 4 lety +17

    My little brother literally “washes” his hands for 3 seconds with cold water. I really want to slap the dumb out of him.

    • @Lee-bv7tj
      @Lee-bv7tj Před 4 lety +4

      Add soap- even cold water can help if there's soap/hand wash

    • @santaclaus862
      @santaclaus862 Před 3 lety +1

      He might be washing them, just not very well. 3 seconds *is* a wash, just a terrible one.

  • @LastJames
    @LastJames Před 4 lety +5

    7:32 I'm Canadian and nope this is actually accurate, people that need it had to apply for it but everyone I know that applied for it managed to get it as far as I know.

  • @cinnatic
    @cinnatic Před 4 lety +34

    Jake literally lives in a hotel room.

  • @havocspiral
    @havocspiral Před 4 lety +14

    Wanna hear a facepalm?
    My prime minister shook hands with covid-19 patients..
    *My prime minister now has symptoms of COVID-19.*

  • @MidnightRockstar
    @MidnightRockstar Před 4 lety +3

    Thanks for this content bro. I can't believe how much people has thrown out basic common knowledge during this hard times. You are pretty right it wasn't a CZcamsr, but a tictoker what ever you call them . That guy/girl's time is literally running out.

  • @Cubingwizard
    @Cubingwizard Před 4 lety +64

    Me in 2019: this is the worst year ever!
    Me in 2020: screw 2019,2020 is the worst year ever!
    2021:Let me introduce myself

  • @bluz9951
    @bluz9951 Před 3 lety +4

    “i don’t think anything natural is bad for you”
    me: *eats uranium*

    • @SeanPat1001
      @SeanPat1001 Před 3 lety

      Funny you should say that. Around here, uranium and arsenic occur naturally in the environment. We have trace amounts of both in our water. The city claims they treat the water to reduce them to a safe level.
      That’s probably true, but we filter our water, just in case. 😎

  • @MALVer-qf7vs
    @MALVer-qf7vs Před 4 lety +11

    people who name start with a j is probably Satan
    Me, a christian: *"Hold up" and "Excuse me wtf"*

  • @octokid
    @octokid Před 4 lety +16

    Jake: You're good! You're sitting inside.
    Me watching this outside in my back garden:

    • @Elomentoplayz
      @Elomentoplayz Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @kirstygunn4523
      @kirstygunn4523 Před 4 lety

      You are allowed to sit in your garden its part of your property

    • @octokid
      @octokid Před 4 lety

      @@kirstygunn4523 Congratulations you found the joke

  • @legitscoper3259
    @legitscoper3259 Před 4 lety +31

    Corona map:
    New Jersey: why y'all looking at me ?
    (while slowly hiding Zombie bite)

    • @NecrochildK
      @NecrochildK Před 4 lety +2

      Nah, that’s Tennessee. Some fucker in quarantine in home ran naked out into the street and bit an old lady to death.

  • @jimstoesz3878
    @jimstoesz3878 Před 4 lety +3

    I'm Canadian and I can say that yes, EVERYONE who couldn't work because of COVID-19 got $2k a month. I still get $1250 a month as part of a university student stimulus program.

  • @thenormalundertaleweeb7293
    @thenormalundertaleweeb7293 Před 4 lety +137

    Day 2 of asking Jake to say,
    “I’m FaKoB JaKoB”

    • @thenormalundertaleweeb7293
      @thenormalundertaleweeb7293 Před 4 lety

      Holy cow that’s a lot of likes in 5 hours...
      ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔっ𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚜 𝚐𝚞𝚢𝚜!

  • @getmeto100ksoyoutubehastog5

    Day 13 of supporting the people who want jake to say”I’m Fakob Jakob”

    • @plei4420
      @plei4420 Před 4 lety +1

      Stop lying you only have 9 comments on this channel also u missed day 14

  • @spankywzl
    @spankywzl Před 4 lety +2

    Gwyneth Paltrow: "I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you."
    Socrates: *clears throat...

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx Před 4 lety +28

    Day 2 of supporting Katzly, just some guy with half a mustache, and the guy with the other half of the mustache to convince Jake to say *_”I’m Fakob Jacob”_*

  • @noncompliant209cali
    @noncompliant209cali Před 4 lety +7

    I just woke people up in my house laughing at "charity bird"

  • @kiraaisling9603
    @kiraaisling9603 Před 4 lety +2

    “I don’t think anything that natural is bad for you.”
    Mercury: my time to shine
    Lava: my time to shine
    Apple seeds: my time to shine.

  • @13irteen12
    @13irteen12 Před 4 lety +14

    That Girl in the thumbnail gets it, the government has the cure, they just need to recharge the birds.

  • @thatbluejaybird
    @thatbluejaybird Před 4 lety +9

    "Good job for sitting inside!"
    Me: "I'm outside.... Sitting in an outside lounge.."

  • @segtendoppcc4254
    @segtendoppcc4254 Před 4 lety +3

    "i dont think anything natural is bad for you."
    The sun, tsunamis, lightning, most viruses, most bacteria, volcanoes, the ocean, poisonous mushrooms and plants, falling trees, disease, earthquakes, need any more?

    • @OkthenBi
      @OkthenBi Před 4 lety

      Hello

    • @bubbykins4864
      @bubbykins4864 Před 3 lety

      Add on the very fabric of the universe, while we're at it.

  • @user-uo1zd1wi9t
    @user-uo1zd1wi9t Před 4 lety +24

    Saying corona virus isn't real isn't cool but you know what's cool?
    When fake jake says I'm fakob jakob

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ Před 4 lety +6

    Pneumonia vaccines can protect your lungs during the period you're infected with COVID-19 if you have underlying conditions such as asthma, COPD and diabetes.
    You'll still get ill, but the risk that you need to get in a respirator is reduced significantly, since the COVID-19 can no longer break down the walls in your lungs as badly.

  • @Meximagician
    @Meximagician Před 4 lety +1

    6:53 So THAT'S where I left my drinking competition medal! Thanks for finding it.

  • @RandomStuff-cz6nz
    @RandomStuff-cz6nz Před 4 lety +6

    7:30 Well here in Denmark we do give everyone who’s not allowed to work 75 % of their regular salary every month

    • @Jackalos1
      @Jackalos1 Před 4 lety +2

      Same with 80% here in the UK. I'm not sure on the current rulings for zero-hour contract and self-employed people, but yeah it's accurate.

  • @icrytoomuch9347
    @icrytoomuch9347 Před 4 lety +5

    The second post had a missed opportunity to say. Corona: hold my corona

  • @doompillow8796
    @doompillow8796 Před 4 lety +4

    "i don't think anything natural can be bad for you"
    Me and the boys at midnight looking for some F U N G U S

  • @ChrisTheMemeMan
    @ChrisTheMemeMan Před 4 lety +16

    To everyone freaking out or scared that this might be the end, here's my advice.
    Coronavirus isnt the end. You will be safe as long as you listen to the medical professionals and doctors. Wash your hands, dont touch your face, quarantine yourself, and stay away from large groups. Since were all locked up in quarantine you could learn a new skill or even pick up a new hobby. Try reading the book you wanted to read or watch the show you have been pushing off from watching. Just chill and we will get through this.

    • @aryasenaputra3226
      @aryasenaputra3226 Před 4 lety

      I've been really depressed and very anxious in this last 3 weeks, and seeing news that tons of badshit is going to occur in the coming times is only making me more and more panicking

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 Před 4 lety

      Chris Currey Even if you are in a risk group and get it, you still have an 85% chance of surviving.
      Also there's more than enough CZcams cat videos to last the summer!

    • @aryasenaputra3226
      @aryasenaputra3226 Před 4 lety

      @@ianmoseley9910 how do you know about my safe space:)

    • @ChrisTheMemeMan
      @ChrisTheMemeMan Před 4 lety +1

      @@ianmoseley9910 if you are in a group of people and one person has it then you can be infected within hours, that's why we are in quarantine. But more people have gotten over it than died so I think were gonna be fine

    • @chatboulon743
      @chatboulon743 Před 4 lety

      The only good thing about being quarantined is it happening during gardening season. I can spend the entire day in my yard on sunny days, and inside with a movie on rainy days. 😎 It'll be alright. I hope...

  • @cruz8852
    @cruz8852 Před 4 lety +5

    “I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you.”
    Alright guys, pack your bags cause we’re going to Neptune!

  • @The_Stingingray
    @The_Stingingray Před 4 lety +1

    Nothing natural can be bad for you.
    Me:Starts hesitantly walking towards a tornado

  • @castoryxkyriarch8815
    @castoryxkyriarch8815 Před 4 lety +66

    Day Pft I dunno of getting Jake to say “hi I’m fakob Jakob”

  • @dawsonn2072
    @dawsonn2072 Před 4 lety +24

    Earth: Why are you hurting them?
    Corona: Because they hurt you..

    • @astronic9979
      @astronic9979 Před 4 lety +2

      Earth: B*tch I LIVE TO CREATE LIVING THINGS

    • @Bruh4.
      @Bruh4. Před 4 lety

      Well I mean it’s working

    • @sapphire_cube1950
      @sapphire_cube1950 Před 4 lety +1

      Oh shit thats deep

    • @devimon
      @devimon Před 4 lety

      Dang it. I agree. I guess i will die now

    • @xyoojmonsta8150
      @xyoojmonsta8150 Před 4 lety

      The Raven Haven
      Corona: And yet you created me.

  • @rangopistacho6928
    @rangopistacho6928 Před 4 lety +5

    Jesus: is the devil for having the word "j" in it
    Satan: I was bad but now I'm good

  • @mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632

    If his name starts with J he's probably satan.
    **looks over at the Drawfee hosts**
    You're sure it has to be a he?

  • @yeetusmann1796
    @yeetusmann1796 Před 4 lety +7

    0:53
    Locusts: *Hold my Mandibles*
    Mosquitos: *Hold my blood*
    Weeverfish and Lionfish: *Hold our Venomous Fin Spines*
    Tumors: *Hold my Cancerous Cell*
    Crabs and Lobsters: *Hold our Claws*
    The list goes on

    • @tareqn.gaming1622
      @tareqn.gaming1622 Před 4 lety

      My cat named Tiger who died from sunning himself after having a bladder problem: hold my piss

  • @icantthinkofabetteraccount9031

    Did my dude really just call fish fillets fish fill-its

  • @creativename6767
    @creativename6767 Před 4 lety +7

    1:09 “Winnie I’m so sorry to hear of this given that nelson died three months ago I’d describe his health condition as fairly serious”James Vietch.

    • @dragoned7685
      @dragoned7685 Před 4 lety +1

      Skygliderstorm That video was hilarous

    • @winniepayen1352
      @winniepayen1352 Před 4 lety +1

      My name is actually Winnie and I saw the Winnie In this and got confused

  • @daragon1296
    @daragon1296 Před 4 lety +4

    “I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you”
    **Australia and the Amazon screaming through flames**
    **Also Australia drowning**
    **And Australia covered in cane toads**
    I mean, Jesus Christ, what world are you living in?!

    • @Jax-ke6jf
      @Jax-ke6jf Před 4 lety

      She is living in her own stupidity :P

  • @rune30
    @rune30 Před 3 lety +2

    4:08 Yes. Sadly, a woman and her husband drank fish tank cleaner. The woman survived after being hospitalized, her husband died in the hospital.

  • @h.a.6884
    @h.a.6884 Před 4 lety +6

    "I don't think that is natural can be harmful to you."
    Me: K. *eats a bulb agaric*

  • @GameyGaming
    @GameyGaming Před 4 lety +3

    3:11 as a “J” baby I can confirm...
    **Low-Pitched laughter intensifies**

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth Před 3 lety +2

    "I don't think that anything that is natural can be bad for you" -- In that case, let's put her where humans naturally belong -- the Serengeti -- and see how she deals with the lions, hyenas, leopards, rhinos, hippos, and crocodiles that naturally inhabit the area.

  • @suckerpuncher1834
    @suckerpuncher1834 Před 4 lety +4

    7:32
    Australia: a one off $750 payment. Others waiting in line for benefits cause they got laid off the job.
    *hand (govt.) highfives drowning guys hand(Aus. Citizens)*

  • @AtotehZ
    @AtotehZ Před 4 lety +6

    Negative results really don't mean anything. It's a statement of "you're like almost everyone". Testing for antibodies is way more interesting, since those who have them can start working normally again.

    • @0davydebrycke328
      @0davydebrycke328 Před 4 lety

      @@graygravity3856 nor negative nor positive results mean U have Corona.
      Think about this 👑

  • @buntafujiwara7698
    @buntafujiwara7698 Před 3 lety +1

    “I don’t think anything that is natural can be bad for you”
    “Why dont you drink some high octane, get some car power in your head”

  • @Katze123
    @Katze123 Před 4 lety +39

    Day 23 of trying to convince Jake to say
    *_"I'm Fakob Jakob"_*

  • @KellingtonDorkswafer
    @KellingtonDorkswafer Před 4 lety +24

    11:27 Uhhh, but Jake... His shirt doesn't say anything political and that's the facepalm. It says "Triumph". The person thought it said "Trump" and attacked him.

    • @pppaybackkk
      @pppaybackkk Před 4 lety +4

      I took it to mean Jake was weirded out that someone would get into a fight over a political t-shirt at all, *let alone* this t-shirt.

    • @simon_blackquill
      @simon_blackquill Před 4 lety

      It's also one of those "and everybody clapped" stories that definitely truly happened.

    • @ABaumstumpf
      @ABaumstumpf Před 4 lety

      The sad thing is that this is pretty much the only way in that Trump is agitating and leading to violence - the regressive left attacking people.

    • @autiovaa5255
      @autiovaa5255 Před 4 lety

      @Starbright Wingtips When?

  • @balaurgaming3427
    @balaurgaming3427 Před 3 lety +2

    Pepsi: We support our troops with a 70 year old Russian tank!
    US Army: W-wait, Pepsi? Where are our Abrams tanks?
    Russians: Suddenly come out with a whole fleet of Abrams tanks.

  • @Maya-Jasper
    @Maya-Jasper Před 4 lety +10

    Day 4 joining the culture with other people who want jake to say "I'm fakob jakob"

  • @tylermcdade3817
    @tylermcdade3817 Před 4 lety +6

    well to be fair he shouldn’t have put “Electrons” in the middle of a sentence, so he was wrong idk why he was complaining

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 Před 4 lety

      It was the correct answer, but the spelling was wrong because it was in the middle of the sentence and was capitalized

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 Před 4 lety

      @Jay Harv28 a real teacher would probably give you 0,5 points less for making any type of typo

  • @crispychris8399
    @crispychris8399 Před 3 lety +2

    Confirmation: yes, someone did in fact drink fish tank cleaner. I am ashamed to live in this country lmao

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 2 lety +3

    (4:00) Don't take medical advice from Trump. Don't take medical advice from any politician. Take medical advice from medical staff.

  • @JadeTechna
    @JadeTechna Před 4 lety +15

    Day 2 of helping everyone get Jake to say
    "I'm Fakob Jakob"

  • @wrngtokyo3148
    @wrngtokyo3148 Před 4 lety +1

    1:00 the husband literally has an "under-lying" condition
    This took me too long to figure out

  • @haidee9889
    @haidee9889 Před 4 lety +4

    7:18
    Brazil: We Will suspend salarys for 4 Months!

  • @sal4m3ncexoltl59
    @sal4m3ncexoltl59 Před 4 lety +4

    00:34 Me, who's watching this video in my backyard

  • @Kullix11
    @Kullix11 Před 2 lety +1

    ''i don't think anything natural can be bad for you''
    Okay guys today we are going to be hugging a cactus and boxing a bear after drinking pure lava from a volcano

  • @azv9427
    @azv9427 Před 4 lety +4

    Jake : “You’re good your safe your inside watching a video”
    Me on a train : ...............

  • @NEILAMALONE
    @NEILAMALONE Před 4 lety +7

    husband has "underlying" health condition, depends on whether he was buried or cremated, then I guess he has a "under lying" condition - under the ground! LOL!

  • @hongluzhang7771
    @hongluzhang7771 Před 4 lety +1

    FYI, Canada do give 2k for any ppl don’t have work because of this, and uni students have 1.2k respectively, per month

  • @thatguy210
    @thatguy210 Před 4 lety +3

    "Coronavirus isn't real, it cant hurt you"
    The virus: *VIBE CHECK*

  • @lilyscorner4618
    @lilyscorner4618 Před 4 lety +37

    Day 1# of getting Jake to say “Hi I’m Fakob Jakob”

  • @Littleladyduck
    @Littleladyduck Před 4 lety +1

    Hey Jake Canada viewer here! Yes everyone that was employed before march 8 in Canada is geting $2,200 a month if they are currently in quarantine ( plus bonus wages for essential services in some businesses )
    As for the unemploy and retired they will be given something similar in the near future
    So pretty close to everyone but not quite

  • @realv01d28
    @realv01d28 Před 4 lety +16

    You missed the joke on the last one. He was attacked for his “trump shirt” when it actually said “triumph”

    • @selestedoesntevencare2169
      @selestedoesntevencare2169 Před 4 lety +4

      No, he did get it. He even said the thing written on the shirt but he tends to get annoyed when it comes to anything political.

  • @josueveguilla9069
    @josueveguilla9069 Před 4 lety +8

    What else is new? Welcome to the Nightmare Dystopia, FakeJake.

  • @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff
    @Alienboi2005vidsandstuff Před 3 lety +1

    "If his name starts with 'J' He's probably satan"
    me: ...

  • @birdchild7999
    @birdchild7999 Před 4 lety +3

    1:47 anyone else notice that west virginia is gone?

  • @tellertube2349
    @tellertube2349 Před 4 lety +5

    "im immune"

  • @seatbelttruck
    @seatbelttruck Před 3 lety +2

    Yes. Somebody drank fishbowl cleaner. Because humans may be the smartest species on the planet, but we're also really freaking dumb.

  • @tbobo5198
    @tbobo5198 Před 4 lety +6

    Day 3 of asking Jake to say “I’m Jake welcome to State Farm.”