r/facepalm | "that won't protect you..."
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- r/facepalm | "that won't protect you..."
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4:22 as a Texan who hasn’t left the house without a mask in 3 months, I’m embarrassed by that... and I apologize for the stupidity of SOME people in my state... not everyone is that dumb but the ones who are unfortunately are the ones in the news...
Sandy from Spongebob should be the peak social distancing example.
i heard americans are protesting because of wearing masks are uncomfortable to 'em
Same, I feel quite disappointed that my mother insists on not wearing a mask outside.
@@livindeadghoul same
One of my friends (he’s American) made a balloon pit in his house! So he could say he had a mental breakdown in a balloon pit over other Americans =)
So I’m happy at least some Americans are normal (ish)
That’s like going “Oh no! That child has a magic wand! Better whip out the flamethrower!”
Yea it makes sense he could turn. You in to a tree or a frog or something
“Oh no! That child has a paper airplane, better whip out the ICBM!”
@@gun6145 wwwwwwwwssissisiaaaaìwĺ
melon I think the whooosh is on you buddy
@@Blade-wk2bu its on you two idiots.
Jake calling televangelists “faith people” is the best thing I have heard in a long time.
Ever checked his insta
When
Whats a televangelist
Refrigerator20Plays I’m commented so they will alert me when someone answers that. I have no clue.
@@refrigerator20plays13 Evangelists that use tv as a way to preach and conducts religious programs, usually they are run by a group are sustained by donations and paid memberships.
3:38
Why do some people never listen?
"The virus we don't have"
Some people are *_ASYMPTOMATIC_* and don't show symptoms - Doesn't mean they don't have it!
"If I can't see it, it don't exist"
probably something along the lines of this
@@patricksteinsen1147 just like their brains
@@yousufpasha1823 That's offensive to stupid people 😠
Also, vaccines are for people who don't have the virus. They're preventative, not cures.
Anti-vaxxers have the collective IQ of a jar of mayonnaise.
Karens: I CAN’T BREATHE IN THIS MASK
Me who actually has breathing problems (AND GLASSES): **wears mask**
having glasses has to suck I feel bad
@@nova_apex9864
Pain UnU
Karen is out here saying she can’t breathe when my weak lungs with severe asthma can wear a mask for several hours.
@@nova_apex9864 it does, you can't see anything cause they fog up
Same bro (about glasses)
Everyone: masks are soooo uncomfortable
Kwite: first time?
Dont forget memeolues
Yeah but he wears a bandana, which is lighter
And also Simian Jimmy
Not to mention AskAGangsta
Dude, the secret to not feel uncomfortable while mask is not to breathe. As in not breathing heavily like you're judging someone for fucking denying you entry to an establishment for not wearing a mask when they are in the right.
6:56
Jurrassic park opened zero times, the first movie was for the people to see if it was safe, not open for tourists. The second and third was people coming to the island illegally. The 4th was Jurassic world and not Jurassic park. The 5th wasn't about the park
I was gonna comment something like this if nobody else did.
It opend to special guests and J WORLD is apart of the same time line
R. Yoga 6:50
@@LazyEIectron1 so then they really only opened two, i would say just one for real since the first one was a beta test, not really open to the public.
Thought the same thing
I feel like Jake didn't realize it's against Islamic beliefs to make drawings, art, statues, etc. of Muhammad.
No, he knew. He mentioned it in another video with the same post. I think he was just showing a different perspective on it
I just commented about this lol, but a non muslim may not know that, including myself until I read about those journalists getting threatened with death when they had a characature of Mohammed in their newspaper I think it was.
@@Dis_Sal yeah it's pretty normal
I think he was saying to put the Confederate statues in the museum. To show bad history like a Holocaust museum
@@bennettfrazier1742 i'm sorry but which video is it ?
Every time Jake pans the camera to his face and he finishes his little joke then turn off the camera, I feel like my guardian angel protecting me from him grabbing my face
My cousin never traveled much before this time (he never had much money) and now when the pandemic starts he goes to Miami and Texas meet ups for no reason whatsoever smh
Uhh, Jurassic Park didn't open 5 times. It never actually opened to the public, TLW and JP3 didn't involve the park because they took place on Isla Sorna, Jurassic World is different from Jurassic Park, and Fallen Kingdom was about relocating the animals that used to live in the park.
Jurassic Park never opened, Jurassic World opened once
@Kas Verbeke same
It kinda seems like a joke, not sure though
I was gonna say that but ya beat me to it.
fallen kingdom a name i havent heard for a long time
Good
People: uGh I can’t breathe with mask on
Me, with glasses: *breathes*
My sight: Aight imma head out
@Norwegian Viking Harald
aight ima agree since she/he is a gacha kid
Yes, gacha is cringe, gacha is weird, gacha life are for 4 years old.
Ha imagine hating someone’s joke just because they like something you don’t like.
@@toastandbutter7367 exactly, I dislike gacha but damn imagine hating a joke just because they like something you dislike, that's next level immature 乁༼☯‿☯✿༽ㄏ╮(＾▽＾)╭
I have glasses almost had air leave my nose but then I saw gacha
We should reward people who refuse to wear a face mask with a free trip to Jurassic Park.
Screamer.....you wouldn't wear one cause your selfish.
@@Silver_wind_1987_ on the contrary, it would be selfish to deny the world the sight of my majestic visage.
@@Silver_wind_1987_who said he was selfish he's just a random commenter besides i would stop wearing masks to go to jurassic park :D
We gotta feed the dinosaurs
It’s at 69 likes I’m sorry but I have to not like it
"we drove 400 miles and then discovered that our tent had no poles" - what moron doesn't put the tent up in a garden or nearby park or other green space - for practice and to make sure all the bits are there - BEFORE actually using it?
Did they not even read the "item information" on the site before they bought it?
I've owned at least half a dozen tents in my time, and they've all been set up at home before their first use. Makes it easier to put them up for real at night in the rain. Makes it easier if you don't have to keep stopping to shine a light on a crumpled and soggy sheet of paper.
I assume these people also buy clothes for a special event but don't try them on beforehand to see that they fit and that there's nothing wrong with them.
We've camped many, many times, but one time accidentally left the canvas bag of aluminum poles home. (Obviously this was a long time ago: 10' X 14' canvas box tent, aluminum poles, etc.) We located a spot between trees, then tied up the tent's 4 corners to appropriate trees, ran another piece of rope for the "ridge pole," and tied both ends of _THAT_ piece of rope to other trees, and had NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER camping for the several days of our originally intended trip - *WITH several small children, to boot!*
Patience and ingenuity are ALWAYS WELCOME, that's why camping is still known as "an adventure"! We had a great time, too.
@@dixietenbroeck8717 - ahh, I remember canvas tents - used to be a Cub Scout Leader and pitching 6 14-foot canvas tents when it was starting to get dark - and taking them down in the rain ... lol certainly character-building!
I loved your improvisation: that's what camping used to be, rope between two trees, canvas slung over it.
2:30 why are they even sheltering kids in different areas wouldn’t you just shelter in the classroom your in, and if it’s gym class then whatever bathroom she hit changed in
YES IKR?Q?Q My school never did it...
I don't care about gender I shoot them all the same
If I had a dollar for every comment I see using the wrong form of "there, they're and their" or even "you're and your", I would've probably have 6 figures in my bank by now.
Edit: Thanks guys! I will now use my imaginary $18 to buy me lunch.
Understandable,have a great day
Your using the wrong one don’t u mean theyre
Your right.
They’re their, everything is okay
Bored Alex Don’t forget the good ol quiet quit quite combo
For me, they're would be a million dollars just lying their.
6:45 I feel like people with English as a second language make that mistake actually less cause they learned the meaning and spelling together from the start.
As someone with English as a third language, I'd have to agree.
agred i hav gud englsh
Huh- Well i dont really know if english is my first language or second language All i know is that my spellings Suck but my Grammar and other shits are pretty bad
America needs to step up.
English is my 2nd language and I learned it from the internet, sooooo
1:34
I dont think jake understood....
There are NO statues of Mohammad
Im a muslim btw
In a older video this appears and he acknowledged it.
He means the Confederate statues
@@dumbasswithinternetconnect1611 that isnt exist...
@@sod6290 that isn't grammar
Same I am a Muslims too and you are right
I know I'm late to this, but the gat teacher thing could also be responded to with "how do you feel sending your daughter to school with a straight male teacher?"
Statistically & historically, the kids are much safer with a gay teacher than a straight one...
As a Christian, I just want to say that I would never try to convert someone with scare of hell and I think noone should do it. There are many unethical aspects to it. After all, descriptions of hell are mostly constructed by creativity of Christians during history and are not an internal part of teaching of Jesus. Because noone of us can know how afterlife looks like (or whenever there is an afterlife), so I think it would be wise not to think about it too much and rather try to be good person and live productive life while you can.
Yes
Thank you. I didn’t get that one with the reply, how did that make any sense to hurt that person? Did they just hope they were a Christian? Cause if they weren’t that just seemed like a dumb comparison. A parachute would be better.
@@masterofadapting this is the wrong comment.
uʍop ǝpᴉs ʎuunS ?
While agreeing with your philosophy on the matter it does not negate the efficacy and relevance of the response in the video. While you may have this more reasonable approach, the extremist have tainted the world view of Christianity and have become the expected stereotype of it. The tv faith people mentioned later in this video and the religious legislation being slammed through various state legislatures are likewise responsible for tying the image of all Christians with the extremists and the ignorant ones. Sad, but that's happening, like it or not.
the 29% of people probably just picked the wrong answer on purpose
Definitely haha i mean, Zebraforce, thats pretty funny
@@marlymcfly1991 sounds like a Power Rangers gimmick :D
Or just picked randomly as they are all around 10%
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
The thing about tearing down statues of the prophet Mohammed is that...... they don't iconize humans in that faith. There ARE no statues to tear down, hence why the guy said to go ahead🙃
Christina Wahlberg very true, by extension anything seen as by god is not to be depicted. It is seen as imitating god.
I believe it's sarcasm
Even if there were they should be torn down anyway right?
@@eishazahid8724
Yes if there was one it would be haram to have it up, so yes it would have to be removed. Idk how it would be carried out tho.
@@aleembaksh1880 explosives?
The one about the statues of muhammed..... i think you missed the joke, there are no statues of muhammed
And they forbidden to have statues or illustration of prophets or god anyway
Lol when you're a kid who is pumping one of these meme vids out every day, you're bound to miss some.
He missed it in this video but in another video with the same post, he did say that they probably wouldn't find any because they weren't allowed anyway
Pretty sure they did, just only a massively oversized black cube in the middle of a... stadium? Yeah, probably that one
@@justnoob8141 that is not a statue of him
4:09
Spongebob: Patrick what am I now
Patrick: uh- stupid
Spongebob: no texas
𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀?
3:47
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*cking died
1:20
There are no statues of Muhammad
No one knows what he looked like
Edit
Ik that it was a joke I was just explaining for people who didn't understand
Statues of prophets go against Muslim beliefs because they were afraid people may worship an idol (the statue of Muhammad) rather than Allah
We kind of do from hadist, but not perfectly pictured
@@rangedweevil6150 I was about to say that, I'm not Muslim but we have studied different religions in school
@@rangedweevil6150 fax
*Crying noises of Muhammad in a corner
They’re struggling to breathe bcos they’re smelling their own breath
TRUTH 😂🤣
I can't see while wearing a mask
cplslash if you’re wearing glasses, you have to put the top of the mask somewhat underneath your glasses, but not over your eyes. Basically, that keeps the air from going up into your glasses.
Rude. ;-;
my only problem is that i have a small face and need a child sized mask, and they are actually more difficult to find than standard ones.
5:54 - Well I'm American, but I only know the one in the top-middle. That's the guy who owns Chick-Fil-A & also hosts that stupid _700 Club_ show. Yeah he's what you'd call a "televangelist"...
you mean a "faith person?"
Knowing that the owner strongly supports gay conversion camps, I'm honestly not surprised that he is a televangelist.
What's a Televangelist
Anyone else know who the others are?
Anyone else remember you had to scroll down a lot to get to the comment section? Yes, me too
1:43 Jake.. the joke is.. there can’t be any Statues of the Muslim Prophet Mohammed..
He means the Confederate ones
The guy at the beggining was talking about the hamon breathing mask, he hasn't fully mastered it yet, so is having trouble breathing.
Yeah i couldn’t breathe at first until I got better at the hamon breathing technique
He just needs to master it
Call me crazy but- this might be a Jojo reference
@@lychko7181 HOLY HELL IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!
Understandable,have a great day
HAMON BREATHING LMAOOOOO
1:18
As a muslim, i know that there are no statues of Islamic prophet in the world because we aren't allowed to depict their faces.
but anyways nobody knows how he looked right?
@@aryyancarman705 people that lived with him definitely knows how he looked like,it's just people that never see him like all of us rn strictly not allowed to depict him
I think that that one flew over his head, haha
@@aryyancarman705 just like Jesus
@@aryyancarman705 yes
6:46 i woulda added "as a straight male how would you feel having a hetrosexual man teaching yoru daughter for 8 hours"
its the same argument without putting "buy he's gay" as an excuse ~.~
literally the first post has me rolling my eyes lol. I recently had to travel on 2 planes back to my home totalling over 22 hours of wearing a mask and gloves. Can certainly say the worst thing about it is smelling ur own breath after eating something stinky. though I will say I found the hours 18-22 the hardest cause I suffer very badly from claustrophobia (I know its different but its the same feeling of unease i get when in a small room) still though, it shouldnt be a debate of whether one should just wear a damn mask for a few hours outside their home.
6:39- A gay teacher is the least of our worries - at my pUbLiC middle school, (because of the pandemic) we have no break , no activity , no lunch in the cafeteria (we eat alone) and we don’t swap classes or get to see each other. Most schools are now basically prison and you’re worried about a gay teacher!?
1:39
Jake, I think you're missing the joke. There ARE no statues of Mohammad.
And they are forebidden if I am correct.
And yes I spellt it wrong.
@@Karak-_- yep you're correct, they're forbidden because it will encourage people to worship the statue/idol instead of Allah.
They are violently opposed to ANY depictions, it’s been pretty well known they’ll threaten the lives of cartoonists who draw him.
He means the Confederate statues
He does know, he's addressed it in a separate video apparently!
Nobody's going to point out their username is literally"flesh-colored" 6:48
Steven? Connie?
Not bye Crayola's standards
As a person who has asthma, the mask...
It's not that bad...
My sister has asthma. Doesn't it also help filter out smoke and stuff. So doesn't it also help against stuff that aren't the virus?
i hate it when some people put the mask under their nose
I have asthma too and it has been bad for a few years now, the mask gives me headaches and tiredness because of the reduced airflow, I hate it, but I still use it because I'm not brain dead lol
As a person who has weak lungs (too much people except my family smoke near my neighborhood) and it isn't that bad and I already can't breathe that much
lester the molester I do that because I literally can’t breath I’m not even being dramatic everyone thinks I am 😕😒
EDIT: 5:22 (added the moment where those are being showed)
The Handle Huggers are just the biggest: if you thought it trough, you would’ve “saved your self so much embarrassment” moment ever.
I still can’t stop laughing 😂
0:06 He’s basically saying Furries are more powerful than him-
Stronger? iDk-
People complaining about masks making it hard to breath kiss me off. As a person with severe asthma I can wear mask just fine... the most annoying part is that my glasses fog up
And, there's anti-fog spray-on coating for that.
I had a tracheotomy done so wearing a mask is pointless I breath out of my throat lol, I love explaining that to people so much, irl that 8s obvs you didnt ask lol
Fun Tip: Put the glasses on the outside of the mask, and they won’t fog up as much
@@Cheerwine091 lol...so wrong, specially for us in canada where its cold 75% of the time, we deal tho, its 35$ a year for defog spray
In asthmatic, and trans and wear a binder, whenever I physically can, I wear a mask, if I start to get lightheaded, or get other symptoms of hypoxia, I sit down, take off my mask, and try to breathe.
But I do try to wear a mask when I can.
Still love how fast Jake gets Triggered by the spelling of there,their, and they're 🙀
David Silver triggered is actually an offensive word
One might expect that english speaking folks knew their grammar. English is my second language and I know how to use their/they're/there. It's not that hard!
@@GeNeG01 Dont go all KAREN on me 👍 lol
we love a grammar conscious king
David Silver ah yes be anyone that tries to educate is a karen. sure bro.
I feel naked if I go outside without wearing a mask..... I don't get it how people can go out without them 😂
same
When I'm outside I don't put a mask on cause I get nauseous when I have one on, plus I get overheated in them. And I have glasses and them fog up. Those last two are more annoyances than anything. It's the nausea that gets me, when I get nauseous I can't eat anything cause of how bad it is. I wear on inside though (except inside my house).
@@thehottestcabbage Your name matches you perfectly. I just said why I don't like wearing masks, I still do though. Like can you not read or are you too focused on me not liking to wear one. Plus its not like I'm going into businesses saying "I'm not going a wear a mask! My body, my choice!".
@@destinylockhart6318 bruh. You wear a mask for your safety and for the safety of others. If you don't want to wear mask, just stay home.
@@atheriousdylan105 Again, I said that I still do even though I don't like too. Most people are inside shopping there isn't much of a point of wearing masks if there is no one around.
An ad before the video played:
A mask should not be about a political statement, it's a health saving device.
I absolutely agree with the ad.
Everytime I see these I slowly start to lose brain cells to the point I sometimes can't spell words properly
6:00 people who use faith and take money from people who wouldn't know better basically by donating
No Jurassic Park didn’t reopened fives times, it reopened once.The second and third were them going to the abandoned park. Then Jurassic world opened and close the last movie the park was abandoned. The park only reopened once.
I was wondering when someone would point that out.
Fire Master 80
Same.
It didn't reopen. The first movie that park was never opened. They were giving a tour of the park before they opened in a few months. It only opened once.
And just saying it never opend because it's the world, jurassic world not the park sooooooooo
1:39 an explanation: there are no statues of mohammed
It goes against Muslim believes because they feared that people may start worshipping the prophets instead of Allah
Yes and he said they should put them in a museum🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@rangedweevil6150 But they kinda do anyways
@@monetum1392 what is that supposed to even mean?
@@monetum1392 what-no?
“John cent surprises 7-year-old boy with cancer on his birthday”
Fix | “John cene surprises 7-year-old boy, that has cancer at his birthday”
No Problem
Double fix: John Cena
@@kidsz3354 lol my autocorrect
Or "John Cena surprises 7-year-old cancer patient on his birthday"
When you have horrible asthma, breathing through a mask can feel very claustrophobic, as it's hard to breathe and feel so stifling to the person. The large chambers in my lungs work fine but all the small ones in my lungs don't work well at all. Just as a small room feels like its closing in on me, the act of breathing gives me the same feeling as the small room, because it feels like I can't get a proper breath. It sucks, I'm not a Karen, and often have to wear a bandana, just because it's open on the bottom aand I don't feel as trapped, as I would the other mask forms.
Don't worry they're not making fun of people who ACTUALLY have trouble when they wear masks
yeah i feel sorry for you : (
Me too but I dont have horrible asthma.
Deyna Weatherly I feel bad but remember, it’s better than having a machine breathe for you
Yeah for me I have bad asthma and going outside in a mask isn’t too hard for me since it feels like an inhaler. But when I’m running with a mask I like to take down my mask and take a deep breathe and put my mask back on. Don’t worry. People know how hard it is to breathe with those masks on. Taking a deep breathe or something when you’re feeling stuffy is okay.
The gender reveal clip just got worse every second
2:20
The better question is, how do they work out students for that? Classes are mixed between boys and girls right? Why the heck would they be separated by gender?!
I'm canadian and I've been through active shooter drills, here in Canada, she wouldn't have been sheltered with girls, but she wouldn't have been sheltered with boys.
She would have been sheltered with... hold it... THE REST OF HER CLASS!!
I know even in America (the country of entitledness) we are put in the same room
Same
I’m also in Canada. And the other part
I had a homosexual teacher at school (graduated this year) and never had a problem. 😂
i honestly never knew about my teachers sexual orientation unless they made a mention to their partner/ wife, husband, etc. or it was a she and got pregant( i even then i never knew because she could have gotten artificial fecundation). but my mother once, when she was a late teen, while out on a saturday with friends, they met their religion teacher. at a gay pub, and he intruduced my mom and the others to his boyfriend. that religion teacher was a former priest too, apparently he left priesthood because he met his boyfriend and fell in love. i always thought it was an adorable story.
That’s because other people’s sexuality doesn’t influence anyone else’s unless they’re parents are forcing them to be a certain sexuality
I had a Nonbinary teacher and they were a great.
My gay teacher was actually a funny person and made science much more exciting
6:55 Talking about this...
Jurassic Park movies: *exists*
Scientists with a chicken egg: Lets bring back the dinasours
*Petition to stop the world on **change.org*
The people in the war: “Understandable, have a good day.”
What
4:21 My Friend told me that trump said the pandemic is over
The US literally have 50k+ cases daily
Just saying what my friend tells me
-ADRIAN - saw somebody say “corona is a hoax, only 20 people died from it”
Same is going on with the dumbshit opposition in India. The opposition's supporters say "corona isn't a real thing, it's just a hoax made up by Modi to suppress our demands!"
And I have lost faith in humans.
@@iqceo4276 Sounds like something Alex Jones would say
The quarantine is over but there is still corona
Pretty mimi but not the pandemic
if we are honest, breathing through a mask is harder.
the problem are the people who are not willing to adapt to it by using it more than 10 seconds.
Derpys Hoove well I have severe asthma and it’s very hard for me to breathe then I’ve got something covering up my nose. That’s why I don’t wear a mask
@@kikane2387 I have moderate asthma and breathing through a mask is harder. Luckily I don't have to go out much. But when I do I won't go out without a mask
Blxck Bxddie well to be fair where I live is more country so we are more spread out and don’t interact with each other as much as a city would
I guess my dentist passed out after my root canal because he wore the mask for more than an hour.
Hey Jake, the joke on the one with the statue of the prophet is that none exist
The cosplayer who got shot *SIX TIMES?!* for walking around with a plastic sword prop deserves justice.
Karen: I CAN'T BREATH!
Me: That's because you caught it...
1:43
He’s the type of person to take his seatbelt off to drive
he makes his cap go backwards when the sun is out
I ate a croissant backwards
Why?
How?
You ate a tnassiorc?
damn you ate a tnassiorc
what? why? how?
Yes Jake, those are the "faith people" mostly they are called "televangelists". People mail or wire them money for preaching
I am german and my grandma told me a Story from her mom. In the 20 when her Husbend went to work they gave them the money befor work because after zur work the money was praktekaly worth nothing .They stamp 100.000 DM to 100.000.000 DM because of the Inflation. Imagen getting the money and they not going to work. The Manager: suprised pikachu face
Jurassic park did not reopen five times, it reopened once with better security.
6:55
Jurassic Park was only open once same with Jurassic World, there was 5 movies yes, but Jurassic Park 2 and 3 are just aftermaths, same with Jurassic World 2.
Who here's a Jurassic Park/World fan. Can't wait for Jurassic World 3
It's even worse then that, the park was never opened. The first movie takeks place during a sneak peak, not opening day.
Day 50 of asking FakeJake to collab with RealJake and WhyJake
Day one of supporting people who want FakeJake to collab with RealJake and WhyJake
Day 0 of ignoring calendars and dates
bUt tHeYrE tHe sAmE pErSoN
I am so funny
Lmao
@@mohammednajl5950 R/wOoOsH
2:40 i agree, support the police who risk their lives for our safety
Yeah, and not the ones who shoot cosplayers 6 times.
That cosplayer wasn’t cosplaying,there’s solid evidence he was holding a dangerous weapon and threatening cops and citizens with it. Police tried many non lethal ways to stop him, non were effective and he began to charge at the civilians so the only thing they could do was shoot
Jurassic Park didn’t even open in the original movie. They were insprutning the place before the park opened, that was the entire plot, and in the second and third movie, they don’t even go to the park. The park itself only ever actually opened once, and that was in Jurassic World, and when shit finally hit the fan in that one, they did end up closing it for good.
10:09
The guy:*sprinting*"NOOOOOOOO!THE GENDER!"
1:28 These no mohammed statues, you got r/facepalmed
Jake was talking about the statues of Christopher Columbus cuz he was an idiot
Even if he was referring to the statues of Mohammed, you can't expect people to know the ins and outs of your religion, not everyone will know that Muslims don't have statues of their prophets so get off your high horse.
@@Fau. its common knowledge, you'll take the class next year. when you get into 8th grade.
the joke was that mohammed is not allowed to be depicted in any form. so there are no statues or paintings of him.
Day 24 of getting Jake to say "Hi, I'm Real Jake."
this is to confuse people so that they think they are watching RealJake but instead they are watching fakejake
yes
delete the part of -this is to confuse
so they won't actually know this
When I first heard 9:42, I forgot the whole concept of a mobile phone and I thought that it was a genuine good idea. I am an idiot.
Imagine having to split up guys and gals when there is someone ACTIVELY trying to harm people
ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ʞɔnʇs ɯ’I dlǝɥ sʎnפ
@Ok HE SAYS HE’S STUCK IN AUSTRALIA! WE NEED TO HELP THEM!
Your stuck there until this little quarantaine thing is over
Zuko makes me facepalm all the time
At the beginning of wearing a mask I really struggled with breating too, because it was new. Now I don`t have any problems. Sure breathing without is still more comfortable, but that little bit of comfort is worth every case that will be prevented through this!
I’m pretty sure Jurassic Park never reopened. First of all, the park hadn’t opened yet in the first movie. Second, the park was only open during Jurassic World.
1:48 In germany that is something many people do. For example somebody working in a bakery told that a man pulled down his mask to cough, but the worst thing is that he coughed diractly at her and the bread, bread rolls, etc.
day 9 video 2 of asking jake to say “WAKEY WAKEY MY NAMES JAKEY”
1:43 my Muslim friend told me that , Muslims can’t have Prophet Mohammed pictured in any way
I am a Muslim and it's so people pray for Allah not the pictured
@@okuyasu_6991 yep can't you see what happened to the crists?
Those two can't be pictured....
No cameras back then.
Day 1 of telling Jake
*He should change his name to Steve*
(I make videos on things and stuff etc.)
Day 1 of telling pissed piplup, it’s true you are emotionally disappointed by NOT getting 1K subs.
i dont think this is day one, didnt i see other days where you did this or for other things on different days?
Info on darrien hunt here is what is said
1:the cops were called for a "suspicious person holding a Japanese like sword" (it was a real looking katana)
2:it is said that he lunged toward the police while brandishing the sword
3:eye witnesses said he was running from the police when they shot him
4:knives, swords, bat's count as deadly weapons
5:if you run from the cops with a deadly weapon they will shoot you
4:30
When he said "Donald Trump",my immediate response was "finally,kill that fu(beep)".
Day 17 of asking Jake to say
"I'm Fakeroni Jakeroni."
*If you are feeling useless then remember that there is a dislike button on Jake's videos.*
If anybody feels useless it should be the person that made a phonecase for the nokia 3310
If you ever feel unwanted remember there is a Pong rpg on the switch. Yes i've played it, No you shouldn't, Thank you for letting me vent.
0:05 Well, he kinda has a point, people with asthma can't really breathe through masks, of course struggling to breathe within seconds is a hyperbole but still.
well yeah ofc it's hard to breathe after a while but he's completely being dramatic lol we all know that people with any sort of disabilities will have struggles but this guy is fine he's complaining just to complain
Yes, I see how someone can't breathe with mask, but the truth is that to breathe with pneumonia is even harder.
If someone has asthma, they probably shouldn't be exposing themselves to coronavirus.
Day 69+10 (79) of getting Jake to say
*"I'm Fakothy Jakothy"*
Day 58 of helping SpecificJxrred to get Jake to say
*"I'm Fakey Jakey"*
Reddit vids Jake has done since Day 1 of this:
r/therewasanattempt: 10
r/kidsarestupid: 10
r/madlads: 10
r/murderedbywords: 10
r/mademesmile: 1
r/softwaregore: 1
r/facepalm: 10
r/NextLevel: 9
r/thanksihateit (r/TIHI): 3
r/blursedimages: 1
r/technicallythetruth: 7
r/comedyheaven: 1
r/crappydesign: 4
r/onejob: 1
r/whitepeopletwitter: 1
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Nice
I was wrong
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Actually Jurassic park opened only twice, there were five movies but 3 of those were people exploring the abandoned parks.
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jake: War rate drops to 0
5:57 - Those are t.v. evangelists. Joel Osteen, Benny Hinn, etc.
I don't understand that people who destroy monuments,
"The one who does not know his history is condemned to repeat it"
(Before I become more replies, I will like to say that, I'm against any kind of racism, but not all that statues/monuments deserve the same destination, and if that's the case, we should put it in a museum, to learn for our mistakes, not hide or destroy them)
If you want to know history, you read a history book. If you want to glorify history, you erect a monument.
they should just be put in a museum
@@Dylanhero1 But Abraham Lincoln too?
@@thursdayplurbonym-boyporri1457 Yes, for example
Bruh, I know for a fact you didn't learn all your history from statues
Every "photo" of Jesus is really a person portraying Jesus, since there were no cameras back then silly
It could have been a painting though. Paint and other forms of it has been around for like about 100,000 years.
2,000 years ago and more... No one paints faces on canvasses (or whatever they're called).
If such painting exists for that era, it would be of kings and queens, and not of the ordinary people or criminals.... in which Jesus they had depicted as one.
Because if there's someone who can really paint, it would be... expensive.
@@destinylockhart6318 accurate painting techniques that showed an individual’s face with any fidelity were only developed in the 1400s. looking at religious iconography from any point before that, none of the faces look like actual people, or even different people. but during the 1400s and after, human models were used for paintings of the mother mary and jesus, so ig Boiler One is more or less right
@@comradewindowsill4253 oh interesting. I did not know that
@@destinylockhart6318 oh wait, it’s you again! i must look like a massive smartarse to you now lol
I live in Texas, and my cousin had a big birthday party in June despite me telling her family to cancel it. So far everyone that went has tested positive for Covid-19
For the person who complains about not being able to breathe while wearing a mask. I wore a N95 mask for 30 hours to escape back to Canada from Australia
I don’t like wearing masks but I won’t complain because other people have it worse
Neither do I.
Ahh yes... ‘’early”
I am here from 11 minutes later
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Hehe boy czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
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Alexander Walker I don’t wanna Amit it but gg you got me
Funny how this video is a TOTAL clickbait
w a i t w h a t
@@johnmattv5731 look at the thumbnail, you wont see that in any part of the video
Pretty sure he does that a lot.
Well it's a video about r/facepalm on r/facepalm I have a hard time seeing the click bait
Me and my family once drove 200 miles and then realised my dad had forgotten to pack the tent poles. So we bought a new tent, was expensive, looks cool and the holiday wasn’t ruined
Getting shot 6 times for carrying a fake sword for cosplaying is like being stabbed by a vegan for eating an impossible whopper that they thought was beef or chicken.