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  • r facepalm where we look at super smart people doing amazing things that totally don't make us facepalm
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  • @Ryomen_Suluna
    @Ryomen_Suluna Před 4 lety +3040

    “No grip, no traction just me and my fat body slipping around”
    A+ for honesty

    • @JackDesert
      @JackDesert Před 4 lety +100

      Guess someone suggested using coconut oil to heal up something and she thought, 'If rubbing it on is good, bathing in it is better'

    • @constancenoh6872
      @constancenoh6872 Před 4 lety +50

      Like a seal

    • @chickennuggets8880
      @chickennuggets8880 Před 4 lety +16

      @@constancenoh6872 R/currsed comments or something near it

    • @doublem1354
      @doublem1354 Před 4 lety +4

      666......

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 Před 4 lety +3

      @@chickennuggets8880 r/foundthemobileuser

  • @darkenedplayz8948
    @darkenedplayz8948 Před 4 lety +723

    “No grip, no traction just me and my fat body slipping around”
    I just envisioned a fish slipping around
    Also if it’s green it’s environmentally friendly
    Paint a nuke green and make it plant trees

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +852

    “Here’s a quick disclaimer that nobody ever reads?”
    Me, pausing the video to read it: *Are you sure about that?*

    • @akiraplayz3143
      @akiraplayz3143 Před 4 lety +2

      Lol

    • @dareckslava6213
      @dareckslava6213 Před 4 lety +11

      r/madlads
      im a bit of a madlad myself, i dont know how to type the / in laptop so i just grabbed the one on the youtube URL.

    • @half-kratos21
      @half-kratos21 Před 4 lety +2

      @@dareckslava6213 /

    • @MayHugger
      @MayHugger Před 4 lety +3

      @@dareckslava6213 If you have the qwerty ones hold shift and press the question mark one. At least, it works on my one, so I assume it works with others.

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +1

      William Cheesewright I can’t read that fast.

  • @helsingS_
    @helsingS_ Před 4 lety +953

    Green=environmentally friendly
    Me paints armed landmine green

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 Před 4 lety +10

      If i see one I'm gonna put a flag on it

    • @helsingS_
      @helsingS_ Před 4 lety +17

      @@ikeilledaguy4349 don't need a flag it's environmentally friendly

    • @ikeilledaguy4349
      @ikeilledaguy4349 Před 4 lety +5

      @@helsingS_ put a carcass over or near the mine so the vultures or hyenas will die those p.o.s are f-ing everywhere its annoying

    • @paulfuray8557
      @paulfuray8557 Před 4 lety +7

      Aye, that makes sense in environmental people’s head. 😄.
      I’m going to put the “green” pump in my 4x4 diesel car.
      Em, ok on your own head be it.
      Your vehicle, your choice. But don’t say you were told your mistake when filling up.

    • @BrunoSantos-jp1lv
      @BrunoSantos-jp1lv Před 4 lety +5

      I thought landmines were already green

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 4 lety +837

    (Bathes in coconut oil)
    Faith in humanity 0%

  • @quasquasquas
    @quasquasquas Před 4 lety +392

    “do you know someone who shines stupidity in every way?”
    well of course i know him
    he’s me

  • @enderteimant740
    @enderteimant740 Před 4 lety +660

    Karen took essential oils to a next level

    • @__astrum__
      @__astrum__ Před 4 lety +3

      I use it

    • @eknaap8800
      @eknaap8800 Před 4 lety +7

      What is so 'essential' about coconut oil? What you probably mean is 'essence oil' or 'ethereal oil'... 🤦‍♂️

    • @eknaap8800
      @eknaap8800 Před 4 lety +3

      @Kenn Honson X For being right??? 🤔

    • @raflystiansahlatif5293
      @raflystiansahlatif5293 Před 4 lety +17

      @@eknaap8800 i'm not a supporter of these retarded things but essential oils are called essential oils because they are "supposed" to have essential minerals and stuff for the human body. And also if you can't differentiate essential and essence you should probably get off the internet and go back to school

    • @raflystiansahlatif5293
      @raflystiansahlatif5293 Před 4 lety +3

      @@__astrum__ then i feel bad to know there's another stupid person on the internet

  • @budmeister
    @budmeister Před 4 lety +251

    I just died a little on the inside, especially after that last one.

  • @undefinedhumanbeeing8009
    @undefinedhumanbeeing8009 Před 4 lety +93

    "Woman got stuck in her bathtub for 30 minutes after bathing in coconut oil" I literally thought she had melted the oil and it hardens as she bathed in it and she got stuck this way. I was rather surprised that she was just too oily to get out.

    • @sroogeo5000
      @sroogeo5000 Před 4 lety

      UndefinedHumanbeeing same

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria Před 4 lety +4

      Nah, coconut oil is completely liquid at your normal body temperature. On a warm day it is liquid in the jar. If you hold congealed coconut oil in your hand, it'll literally melt in your hand. So it can't harden around a person, unless that person is in a cold room, and is a dead body...

    • @ianmoseley9910
      @ianmoseley9910 Před 3 lety +1

      keepdancingmaria but if you thrown an electrical appliance in there with her she would fry up nicely!

    • @falcoperegrinus3712
      @falcoperegrinus3712 Před rokem

      The woman was an amputee i think. She had no legs which makes it understandable how she got stuck

    • @blackout3239
      @blackout3239 Před rokem

      Same tbh

  • @scarfguy5337
    @scarfguy5337 Před 4 lety +66

    I can't imagine how awful the plumbing is after that woman bathed in oil.

    • @RoProReal
      @RoProReal Před 4 lety +4

      Oh God

    • @deffonotdio6751
      @deffonotdio6751 Před 4 lety +5

      Heres hoping it was oil and water and she just stayed in until it was drained

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety

      Hopefully it just slid right down.

    • @scarfguy5337
      @scarfguy5337 Před 4 lety

      @@dx1450 for real

    • @captainrobots1
      @captainrobots1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@dx1450 not if its under a certain temperature it won't. coconut oil hardens under 76°F

  • @slipknotfan2217
    @slipknotfan2217 Před 4 lety +95

    the last one...
    as a car guy this hurts my brain from just reading it

    • @ahnurmom_187
      @ahnurmom_187 Před 4 lety +5

      fr im a car guy and that guy is dumb think cars go backwards with the engine in the back

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 4 lety +10

      Just the first line isn't _too_ bad.
      If every car they've ever known has the engine in the front, they wouldn't think to check the back.
      But the 2nd line? That's no ordinary stupid. That's *advanced* stupid.

    • @yorkiepudd7404
      @yorkiepudd7404 Před 4 lety +4

      They left out mid-engine cars ---- for fun drifting biachies weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      these are prob same folk who think sun / moon same thing and get confused when see them both in the sky, or just tell em there is a dimmer switch on the sun :-P

    • @user-nc1sb1yl3u
      @user-nc1sb1yl3u Před 4 lety

      yorkie pudd literally no one ever drifts a mid engine car to that is just ridiculous look at every car at the formula drift even coming up.

    • @Reefer-Rampage69
      @Reefer-Rampage69 Před 4 lety

      Fr

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn Před 4 lety +59

    "what's a suitable punishment for people who litter in national parks."
    *death.*

    • @IlcotheOtter
      @IlcotheOtter Před 3 lety

      I can't deal with people who thinks the are above the law, people, or anything. So you know what I agree with you.
      Litter=Death

    • @TheSpencermacdougall
      @TheSpencermacdougall Před 2 lety

      Jokes aside, they should be given a giant garbage bag and not allowed to leave untill it's filled with litter. (With supervisors to insure they don't try to take trash from a trashcan)

  • @sylvihartman7334
    @sylvihartman7334 Před 4 lety +27

    It IS “green gas”... you get to now push your car everywhere you wanna go! No emissions!!! ROTFLMFAO

    • @peterkiss1204
      @peterkiss1204 Před 3 lety

      They just drain the fuel system and you are good to go.

  • @sirgraveson4568
    @sirgraveson4568 Před 4 lety +123

    by the logic of that last one, motorbikes that have their engines in the middle should either move upwards or downwards

    • @Pixtel1
      @Pixtel1 Před 4 lety +10

      They should move like crabs.

    • @brianinglis3805
      @brianinglis3805 Před 4 lety +7

      by the guy in the videos logic it shouldn't go anywhere.

    • @CFox_
      @CFox_ Před 4 lety +2

      As a car guy, that last one hurt.
      I just want him to google "mid-engine cars" to see the look on his face afterwards.

    • @jeremywoods770
      @jeremywoods770 Před 4 lety

      Wait until he finds out what a generator is

    • @3wGaming
      @3wGaming Před 4 lety

      I want to read the whole thread

  • @peter_piper3004
    @peter_piper3004 Před 4 lety +63

    Despite what people think, Hitler was in ww1. Just, only as a soldier, not a leader

    • @MunyuShizumi
      @MunyuShizumi Před 3 lety +5

      What exactly do people think to warrant the "despite" in that sentence?

    • @shadowwolf8496
      @shadowwolf8496 Před 3 lety +4

      Just that some people don’t believe that he was in world war 1

    • @johankoningsteinsalcedo7328
      @johankoningsteinsalcedo7328 Před 3 lety

      And before he painted da vinki

    • @shadowwolf8496
      @shadowwolf8496 Před 3 lety

      @@dansprague2 true

    • @SNOWGR5
      @SNOWGR5 Před 3 lety +1

      With that logic, he will also be in ww3, just as a rotting corpse.

  • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
    @fangabxyfangabxy8563 Před 4 lety +89

    “Hawaiian because it isn’t American” A bit late for that pal

    • @xueyaogao3732
      @xueyaogao3732 Před 4 lety +6

      FangABXY FangABXY hawaiian pizza is actually canadian they just called it hawaiian because of the pineapple

    • @fangabxyfangabxy8563
      @fangabxyfangabxy8563 Před 4 lety +3

      I was referencing the bread thing not the pizza thing

    • @africanrobin8o8
      @africanrobin8o8 Před 3 lety

      Yeah everyone knows Hawaii is a part of the us but Alaska isn’t

    • @chokebeer5296
      @chokebeer5296 Před 2 lety

      @@africanrobin8o8 Hawai'i is part of Polynesia NOT america. The u Ted states marines overthrew the Hawaiian kingdom. So much for the land of the free bullcrap you guys talk about.

  • @dainah105
    @dainah105 Před 4 lety +75

    3:12 it’s called a “cryptic pregnancy”

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Před 4 lety +2

      When you dont show the bump?

    • @dainah105
      @dainah105 Před 4 lety +14

      Georgie A yeah and there is zero signs of pregnancy: no pains, kicks, cravings, morning sickness etc

    • @DivonMC
      @DivonMC Před 4 lety

      Cool

    • @samuraijackoff5354
      @samuraijackoff5354 Před 4 lety +8

      Sometimes people think they are just fat because they dont feel kicking or pain.

    • @dainah105
      @dainah105 Před 4 lety +9

      Samurai JackOff no I just watch a news segment about a fit af model that has professional photos of her at like 8 months in with NO BUMP!! It’s insane,, but she didn’t know she was pregnant until the second she GAVE BIRTH IN HER BATHROOM. Crazy shit. Idk how a whole ass health baby fits in a slim woman with no evidence but it happens in 1 in 2500 pregnancies or something like that

  • @anisagathamsp6701
    @anisagathamsp6701 Před 4 lety +65

    Its 5am and I still haven't slept and I can't stop laughing at these.

    • @LavaXD
      @LavaXD Před 4 lety

      lmao its 1 am at mine and im laughing hard too

    • @LavaXD
      @LavaXD Před 4 lety

      @country baller im not in a rabbit hole im on my bed

    • @rort_blort
      @rort_blort Před 4 lety

      Whats a sleep and why i must?

    • @barklet6110
      @barklet6110 Před 4 lety

      6 am for me, on a night my parents are getting me up in a few hours.

    • @alejandroraidi6522
      @alejandroraidi6522 Před 4 lety

      Imma be the same in some hours mate

  • @hatsuharuboi
    @hatsuharuboi Před 4 lety +37

    There is a whole series on TLC just about women who found out they were pregnant when their labor started... it's more common than you think!

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +4

      Yeah, if someone's overweight, and if they have PCOS which causes irregular periods, I could see how it could easily happen.

    • @adamcole9480
      @adamcole9480 Před 4 lety

      It says they took their BOY to the doctor!!! r/facepalm

    • @actionjackson3522
      @actionjackson3522 Před 4 lety +3

      @@dx1450 There are so many other symptoms of pregnancy though, especially by 8 months: difficulty sleeping in certain positions; tenderness of breasts; and, let's not forget that by eight months, *the fetus is usually moving very rapidly*. There are other symptoms like cravings but I would personally have a panic if I always feel like something is kicking me from the inside for months at a time.

    • @anastasiacline6159
      @anastasiacline6159 Před 3 lety +1

      @@actionjackson3522 I have abdominal muscle spasms so I feel like something is kicking my insides randomly all day. Also some women get breast tenderness with their cycle. I had breast tenderness, difficulty sleeping on my stomach, and combined with my muscle spasms and PCOS making my period stop since May I thought I was pregnant too, however negative pregnancy test. With COVID going around it took me 2 months to get a doctor's appointment. Doctors say I'm not pregnant, but I have every symptom you describe. I can imagine once I actually do get pregnant (if I chose to not take pregnancy tests) I could potentially not realize it as my body decides to act pregnant when it's not anyways.

    • @drnanard9605
      @drnanard9605 Před 3 lety

      My girlfriend had a co-worker to whom it happened. Woman was obese and abusing drugs, baby was born with multiple diseases.

  • @darkthanatos9927
    @darkthanatos9927 Před 4 lety +15

    8:50 its quite ironic considering that cars that dont take diesel when filled with it will expell more pollution...

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +2

      A LOT more... they'll smoke like crazy. It's like adding motor oil to your gas tank.

  • @pilotpuntastic6513
    @pilotpuntastic6513 Před 4 lety +14

    6:00 you heard 'em boys we can't start the party without one austrian guy.

    • @dx.feelgood5825
      @dx.feelgood5825 Před 4 lety +4

      I can't wait for the inevitable "hE wAs geRmAN" response

    • @uwuowo9030
      @uwuowo9030 Před 4 lety +1

      Beuler heh, I was actually looking for a comment that said that or either “hiTlEr wASn’T iN WW1”

  • @gamingsquid6725
    @gamingsquid6725 Před 4 lety +23

    8:45
    I can show u what “green gas” actually is
    *puts on ww1 German soldier uniform and gas mask*

  • @funpheonix9752
    @funpheonix9752 Před 4 lety +17

    Back when I was a child, I saw those really sad “help the African children” ads and I thought that if my mom donated money, we’d get an African child 🤣🤣 I thought they’d be sent to live with us. 🤣 so that guy’s girlfriend isn’t alone 🤣

    • @gluggo3104
      @gluggo3104 Před 4 lety

      Funny.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin Před 4 lety +2

      I'm an african child, No i don't want to live with you

    • @funpheonix9752
      @funpheonix9752 Před 4 lety +1

      TDS seventy-five Yeah, I’m good too, I like living with just my mom. 🤣 I believed some weird things when I was younger...

    • @ShadowEclipse777
      @ShadowEclipse777 Před 4 lety +3

      Thing is though you were a kid when that happened and the woman in this story is a grown adult lol

  • @internetdragon7624
    @internetdragon7624 Před 4 lety +18

    Today my IT teachers reimaged everyones laptops.... and was confused when all our programs were deleted :/

    • @betafastacheapa
      @betafastacheapa Před 4 lety +4

      For work-study at college I set up and maintained all the new computers with a bunch of specialized engineering software in our department and updated and upgraded the old ones. Campus IT was supposed to do it, but they were so bad and slow our department head got fed up with them and hired me to do it. Wound up keeping about 70 computers going for a few years, never got a complaint cause I kept them working so well.

  • @anactualprayingmantis5054

    2:26 lmao this reminded me of my cousin. She was engaged back in 2012, and she said, "I want to get married on 12/12/12, but I don't think I have enough time to plan the wedding before then. I will just wait a year and have it on 13/13/13." She was blown away when we told her that there wouldn't be a 13/13/13....because there are only 12 months.

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria Před 4 lety

      I would've been mean. I would've pretended to check a calendar, and told her that wasn't a great idea, because 13/13/13 was on a Friday, and getting married on Friday 13th was bad luck. Better to just wait until 14/14/14.
      That'd give her fiance (or fiancee?) time to get to know her better and maybe back out.

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport Před 4 lety +13

    Video: "Bla bla titanic fake bla bla bla"
    Me: *SLAM!!!* "Huh. I didn't know I could force my face through my desk like that. Neat."

  • @TrishaSmith
    @TrishaSmith Před 4 lety +53

    Cheese King time. Also, that growl at the end.

  • @jasonsummit1885
    @jasonsummit1885 Před 4 lety +6

    I'd love to see the look on the face of the mechanic that she inevitably had to take her car to after putting diesel in a gas engine!😂

  • @FashionMajor2012
    @FashionMajor2012 Před 4 lety +7

    10:17 every world map i've ever seen has shown the western hemisphere on the left and eastern on the right (prime meridian and equator crossing in the center), with hawaii and other pacific lands in little cutouts in the corners of the map. this woman may not have paid attention to what the continents and countries actually looked like, and just remembered that america is usually on the left of the map.

    • @drsnova7313
      @drsnova7313 Před 2 lety

      And if you're in 6th grade, that is understandable. As an adult, it's embarassing.

  • @emilioave9455
    @emilioave9455 Před 4 lety +24

    The car in the thumbnail has a body kit that doesn’t let the fuel pump go in

    • @Veronica_fickey10
      @Veronica_fickey10 Před 4 lety +1

      Wow thanks did not know that! We learn something new everyday!! 😀

  • @jarvis9512
    @jarvis9512 Před 4 lety +95

    1:31 you heard it here Australia is on fire because of a brush aka the Australian brush fire

    • @lukasstadler6594
      @lukasstadler6594 Před 4 lety +1

      Wym. Australia is on fire. And it is indeed a brushfire/bushfire

    • @jarvis9512
      @jarvis9512 Před 4 lety

      @@lukasstadler6594 wdym you didn't read properly

    • @lukasstadler6594
      @lukasstadler6594 Před 4 lety

      @@jarvis9512 Explain what does your comment mean.

    • @lukasstadler6594
      @lukasstadler6594 Před 4 lety

      @@jarvis9512 you litterally just stated that australia is on fire, wich is like the most popular news theme rn. And everybody knows

    • @jarvis9512
      @jarvis9512 Před 4 lety

      @@lukasstadler6594 i stated that it was started by a brush, if you don't get it by now you don't deserve to know

  • @reraltofgivia8814
    @reraltofgivia8814 Před 3 lety +2

    “Green is environmentally friendly”
    *Paints Tsar Bomba explosive in green*
    “It is now environmentally friendly ! It will make trees broom instantly! Not create a huge mushroom cloud that will be seen around the world and kill potentially thousands of people!

  • @Tropluk
    @Tropluk Před 4 lety +27

    10:25 they switched the map around that's why she got confused is because America is normally on the left side of the world map

    • @DivonMC
      @DivonMC Před 4 lety +5

      Yes but you should still understand that it is asia what you are pointing at

    • @sunshineNshit
      @sunshineNshit Před 4 lety +11

      There's no excuse for that level of stupidity, unless she never had any formal education or a map

    • @christopherdean1326
      @christopherdean1326 Před 4 lety +2

      Shouldn't matter. The fact that she is pointing at the left of the map shows that she has looked at a conventional map (because that's where she knows America to be) but she has never really taken in what she is looking at. She clearly doesn't know what America looks like, she is just blindly pointing at some ink patterns.

    • @aali778
      @aali778 Před 3 lety

      Countries usually, when creating maps, mark their Continent (Assuming that Africa and Eurasia are all one continent and North and South America are all one continent) on the West and the other on the East. Technically, most world maps show The Americas on the East and Eurasia and Africa on the West, or I am getting everything wrong. Sure, the only maps you see in America are those that have the Americas in the west and the other countries in the East. Correct me if I'm wrong, since I don't know much about world maps, but "normally" isn't a very good term if my *assumptions* are correct

    • @aali778
      @aali778 Před 3 lety

      @Kevin Counihan ohhh ok thanks I thought it was just that continents put themselves on the west for easier left-right view. I didn't know that there was a reason to the Americas being on the West. Thanks for the info :D

  • @showmaker8168
    @showmaker8168 Před 4 lety +6

    ngl if hitler came back in ww3 it would be like strohiem becoming a robot after blowing himself up

  • @corsac_
    @corsac_ Před 4 lety +11

    10:44 As a car guy this made my disappointment immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @evanherriges4042
      @evanherriges4042 Před 4 lety +1

      same. How can one play gta and not know about the engine placement in cars

    • @_Nah_
      @_Nah_ Před 4 lety

      @Wes Prang why didn't you tell him that it needed those things to keep running

    • @Tioko
      @Tioko Před 4 lety +2

      Say, I’m not a car person so I don’t know, but isn’t diesel even worse for the environment than normal gas? I wonder if that lady is even stupider than she seems.

  • @superblocks2342
    @superblocks2342 Před 4 lety +2

    Every time you say "hey guys or what ever my Google asystant starts up

  • @warezz1743
    @warezz1743 Před 4 lety +5

    10:25
    To be fair she was (unless an actor) pick off the street and told to answer questions on the spot for Tv and the map is normally america on the left so it might have been reflex.

  • @RoProReal
    @RoProReal Před 4 lety +3

    Having a bath in coconut oil just makes you slippier than water

  • @daychild_
    @daychild_ Před 3 lety +2

    11:45 with that logic,
    Since our brains are at the top of us, why aren’t we able to hover????

  • @halle0013
    @halle0013 Před 4 lety +14

    HAHAHAHAHA I saw the one on 0:57 because I’m from the Philippines and the it was hilarious

    • @halle0013
      @halle0013 Před 4 lety

      멜로디Melody maybe and kpop is everywhere in the Philippines one day it will be the second rip off of south Korea

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng Před 4 lety +1

      They thought it was my boi jimin lmao

    • @brxndqnx
      @brxndqnx Před 4 lety +1

      He looked so much like Jimin I actually thought it was him too 😂

    • @halle0013
      @halle0013 Před 4 lety +1

      Brandon Ung well I witnessed it and I laughed hard because why would a famous person go to an fast food Filipino restaurant

    • @halle0013
      @halle0013 Před 4 lety

      Gazelle Tanglao Yup and the guy did an attempt to be famous for once

  • @mykull01
    @mykull01 Před 4 lety +6

    Filipinos: Sees Mang Inasal in the distance
    Filipinos: *Allow me to introduce ourselves*

  • @lionobama1397
    @lionobama1397 Před 4 lety +3

    6:55 I don’t understand how this dude is reading it
    “Pickkkkk up”

    • @human.earthling
      @human.earthling Před 3 lety +1

      The P’s are swapped, but the word should be pronounced the same as normal

  • @flameri
    @flameri Před 3 lety +1

    “What did the Canadians ever do to them”
    Live in a neighbouring country. They lived in Canada. How dare they.

  • @firepaca2626
    @firepaca2626 Před 2 lety

    0:00 I just be sittin here giglin non-stop at this while my family was questioning my sanity XD

  • @Jivvi
    @Jivvi Před 4 lety +3

    Putting the engine in the back when you want to go backwards:
    *mekanik*

  • @peepeepoopoo5544
    @peepeepoopoo5544 Před 4 lety +3

    Intro music: *plays*
    Me: *does a weird dance that I always do when the intro music plays*

  • @rockyfromtpot7346
    @rockyfromtpot7346 Před 4 lety +2

    3:00 that's nothing my mom didn't know she was pregnant until 1 week before my birth

  • @1kxanax349
    @1kxanax349 Před 4 lety +1

    As a mechanics son the last one made me hurt internally

  • @georgerowland7841
    @georgerowland7841 Před 4 lety +3

    Jake: no one reads the disclamer
    Me : reads the disclamer

  • @zhehanlim7482
    @zhehanlim7482 Před 4 lety +3

    3:23 i was legit wondering why they would need to crawl over to the passenger seat and then i remembered this is america

  • @korvus8121
    @korvus8121 Před 4 lety

    that last one actualy pissed me off with all that stupidity XD

  • @G40rc3
    @G40rc3 Před 4 lety

    the last one with the car is what got me facepalming my teeth out

  • @bomouth142
    @bomouth142 Před 4 lety +3

    4:17 3 people failed to look at the hinges on that gate to see how it opens.

  • @PricklyBehr
    @PricklyBehr Před 4 lety +17

    Paper is edible, just not that great tasting

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers Před 4 lety +3

      not all paper is, but the hersheys strips definately are, they are prepared to food safety standards and kept in sanitary conditions, at least until you open the bag

  • @the_silentartist4837
    @the_silentartist4837 Před 4 lety

    3:16 H-HOW? I mean, the morning sickness, the kicking? Not to mention the cravings.

  • @SweetyVoltyy
    @SweetyVoltyy Před 4 lety

    I watch these for a long time but this is the first time I actually facepalmed myself lel

  • @manohmanr2466
    @manohmanr2466 Před 4 lety +17

    Who do be needing fuel doe

  • @schneir5
    @schneir5 Před 4 lety +4

    2:13 It kind of looks like a couple of the rubbers got stuck and could have been preventing any more from being dispensed, so that's why someone broke into it.
    8:33 Also I've accidentally tried to use a diesel pump, but it was too big to fit in my gas inlet or whatever you call it. I don't think you can usually use the diesel pump if your car wasn't designed for diesel, and for reference my car is a 1995 Mazda Miata.

    • @SteveOnlin
      @SteveOnlin Před 4 lety +1

      you drive pink panther's car from that one episode?

    • @tookitogo
      @tookitogo Před 2 lety +1

      Indeed, it’s impossible to pump diesel into any gasoline car with a catalytic converter (which has been standard equipment for decades). The narrower filler pipe was designed to allow only unleaded gas to be pumped, since the lead in leaded gas fouls the catalytic converter. But it also has the side effect of preventing you from pumping diesel.

  • @ngairetaylor6373
    @ngairetaylor6373 Před 4 lety

    In my first year of nursing school we studied female health. One of these things we studied was pregnancy… We looked at all the symptoms of pregnancy. Every time the lecturer gave a symptom of pregnancy she would say “but you do not necessarily have this symptom”... so you could have weight gain or weight loss, you could have absence of a period but some people don’t have that, you could have nausea but some people don’t have that, you can have change in appetite but not everyone has that, you can be tired... but some people get energised... So finally someone asked “how do you know you’re pregnant?” and the lecturer replied “when the doctor slaps you and states ‘congratulations’ and hand you your baby... good chance you may have been pregnant.”
    There are literally thousands of women each year to go through full pregnancy and don’t realise they’re pregnant until they go into labour - They even have more than one reality TV show and even a CZcams channel that looks at this issue. In fact there’s a gynaecologist who critiques the videos of “women who found out they’re pregnant when they went into labour” TV shows - she is good.

  • @keepdancingmaria
    @keepdancingmaria Před 4 lety

    Not gonna lie. That last one got me! Still laughing over it.

  • @duckcottonclouds4108
    @duckcottonclouds4108 Před 4 lety +18

    Person: Hitler is dead, how is WW3 happening?
    Me a 11 yo 5th grader: It isn't Hitler's doing....

    • @empirecrumbles615
      @empirecrumbles615 Před 4 lety

      AmieEvie that’s the point bro

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas Před 4 lety +1

      COPPA please edit 13yo.

    • @Punnikin1969
      @Punnikin1969 Před 4 lety

      Person: Hitler is dead, how is WW3 happening?
      Me a 5 yo 11th grader: He's not dead and he's orange now.

  • @bacon5869
    @bacon5869 Před 4 lety +3

    Okay, but.
    GUYS, PREPARE FOR THE 20TH DAY OF 2020 AT 8:20 PM WHEN IT WILL BE 20:20/20/20.
    Edit : We can add more twenties by waiting for exactly 8:20.20 PM.

    • @RoProReal
      @RoProReal Před 4 lety

      Can't wait

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting Před 4 lety

      When is the 20th month again? Before or after flajgaury?

    • @bacon5869
      @bacon5869 Před 4 lety

      @@masterofadapting It's before I think.

    • @sneakyrainbow4754
      @sneakyrainbow4754 Před 4 lety

      We can also just make a new thing called "le×263a×263p year cause then like a leap year we don't just have 1 extra day. We have 263 which makes 8 months and 20 days so we can have 20:20:20 20/20/2020

  • @oboll6064
    @oboll6064 Před 4 lety +2

    Some unlucky people have their skin be allergic to water, meaning they need to use alternatives to water if they want to avoid a disease related to poor hygiene. Also I bet people *would* indeed pay for a spa to bathe them in coconut oil, but in this case they're doing it in their home so.. yeah.

  • @justa2332
    @justa2332 Před 4 lety

    1:00
    It got me good XD
    The guys face at the last panel was priceless

  • @rocketbunny2677
    @rocketbunny2677 Před 4 lety +7

    10:43
    If your not a car person then here, there are literally 3 types of engine placements
    Front engine which means the engine is in the front of the car (mostly used in every day cars)
    Mid engine, the engine is is the middle of the car. This is common in Lamborghini's and other super cars
    Rear engine, the engine is in the back of the car this is found in mostly buses but not school buses
    Here is a video if you still don't understand czcams.com/video/SiOSbHo2dvk/video.html

    • @rocketbunny2677
      @rocketbunny2677 Před 4 lety +1

      On other thing your car
      DOES NOT GO BACKWARDS IF THE ENGINE IS IN THE BACK!!!!!
      There is science behind the engine placement, but I don't want so get in to it

    • @someoneelse4811
      @someoneelse4811 Před 4 lety +1

      Ah, I see. One engine for going foward, one for going backward, and one in the middle for parking.

    • @rocketbunny2677
      @rocketbunny2677 Před 4 lety +1

      @@someoneelse4811 HAVE YOU HEARD OF A HAND/EMERGENCY BREAK, THE THING YOU USE WHEN YOU PARK IT IS A STICK YOU PULL IF YOUR GOING TO PARK. A TRANSMISSION THE STICK THAT SAYS P, R, N, D OR 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, R, THE THING YOU USE TO SHIFT. MOST CARS ONLY HAVE ONE ENGINE, AND ITS USED TO MOVE THE CAR (to one exception electric cars have more than one motor/s)

    • @someoneelse4811
      @someoneelse4811 Před 4 lety +1

      @@rocketbunny2677 It was a joke.

    • @rocketbunny2677
      @rocketbunny2677 Před 4 lety +2

      @@someoneelse4811 Sorry, I kinda got a problem with people not that informed about cars.

  • @shouldileavesatanforraphae2395

    0:55 in behalf of Filipinos...I'm not stupid like them when I see a random "Korean" guy in publiv

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng Před 4 lety

      Haha they thought he was jimin

    • @brxndqnx
      @brxndqnx Před 4 lety

      He actually did look like Jimin tho

  • @impossiblecompletedhd6390

    Fakejake: What did the Canadians do to them?
    Me: well... we burned down the whitehouse once in a war.

  • @puppup0942
    @puppup0942 Před 4 lety

    2:00 “it’s just pure, mindless vandalism!”

  • @dyci
    @dyci Před 4 lety +3

    Hawaiian pizza is Canadian 1:19

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +6

    “That is a facepalm right there.”
    No, duh. What subreddit are you reading again?

    • @somerandomdude3780
      @somerandomdude3780 Před 4 lety +2

      Im pretty sure theres no subreddit called "faceplate"

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse Před 4 lety +1

      some random dude autocorrect, lol. Thanks for catching my mistake 😂

  • @professorzycro1180
    @professorzycro1180 Před 3 lety

    Lol when the ballons flew into the power line I smelled smoke lmao

  • @Podzall
    @Podzall Před 4 lety +1

    11:40
    Wait til' he learns about Lamborghini
    And wait for it.......
    Mid engine cars

  • @ramadearbol99
    @ramadearbol99 Před 4 lety +13

    0:57 he deadass looks like JiMin and dresses like him, I can understand.
    But I do not support the harassing, poor guy just wanted to shop :(

    • @Kirill-rc5ng
      @Kirill-rc5ng Před 4 lety +1

      Oof-- that news was fecking I'm Filipino and it went on trending here but seriously tho don't do that it makes them look like an obsessed fan

    • @brxndqnx
      @brxndqnx Před 4 lety +1

      Ariana :3 ikr he looks so much like Jimin with the mask on

    • @GRA5S
      @GRA5S Před 4 lety +1

      @@Kirill-rc5ng to be fair lots of Filipinos are fanatics, not just the K-pop stans. I know because I am a Filipino and from my experience people often freak out everytime a famous person is around. Local celebs or international artists, Pop or Rock bands, there's always a big reaction from the fans and even just the bystanders.

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire Před 4 lety +3

    Jake: Hitler was in two first WW, it would make sense for him to return for trilogy
    Me: **remembers the Disney Star Wars trilogy** Please, just no. It will ruin the movie even more

  • @CandaceDreamer
    @CandaceDreamer Před 4 lety

    Omg, there was this lady in my small town (and she was like mid forties or something) who went to the doctor for stomach pains. They called the husband and was like, "you need to get over here" "why? Is she okay?" "She's fine, she just pregnant" "really? How long until the baby's due?" "Now. The baby is going to be born today."
    This was the talk of the town for a long while. The woman figured she was going through menopause and that's why she didn't have her monthly cycle and I guess she just didn't really show a baby bump or something. But it was a crazy time I'm sure.

  • @kopiito8810
    @kopiito8810 Před 4 lety

    2:51 when your so powerful that common sense doesn't work on you

  • @kanniekosplayyes2799
    @kanniekosplayyes2799 Před 4 lety +3

    "how do you not realize that you're pregnant?"
    *turns to I didn't know I was Pregnant show* ....lots of reasons
    Edit: for the last one id like to see their reaction to the volkswagon beetles

  • @jarvis9512
    @jarvis9512 Před 4 lety +40

    Ok if you see me replying "no" to your comment im not disagreeing i just felt like saying no

  • @CrystalGreymon
    @CrystalGreymon Před 4 lety

    Jake, I've gotta say that you literally trapped me before you closed this video.
    I'm still gonna do it but I've been watching these for several hours now.

  • @stephenwright8824
    @stephenwright8824 Před 4 lety

    r/facepalm runs on my assertion that "Ignorance abounds in a society terrified by knowledge."

  • @aa-xd2oc
    @aa-xd2oc Před 4 lety +7

    omg for the last time Canada isnt real

  • @m1nho985
    @m1nho985 Před 4 lety +7

    the first one was a Filipino dude that alot of people thinks he "looks" like jimin from BTS
    but fr though he only kinda looks like him if he wears his mask
    but aight sana all na peymous sa jessica soho

  • @LonelyDoggo
    @LonelyDoggo Před 4 lety +2

    Lol great video

  • @mechldragon
    @mechldragon Před 4 lety +1

    I feel as though 100000 brain cells cried out in agony just before death while watching this video

  • @NellieBear84
    @NellieBear84 Před 4 lety +6

    There is no such thing as a Koala Bear.
    We have *koalas* and we have *drop* *bears*.
    Two. Different. Species.
    Edit: seriously, they wrote a kids book about it.

  • @justtoast2733
    @justtoast2733 Před 4 lety +9

    This is the fifth time i've seen the coconut oil bath story on a reddit video. How many times has it been reposted?

    • @thelunchlady8276
      @thelunchlady8276 Před 4 lety +1

      No reposts, all original. A bunch of fatties said to themselves, "I bet I could get out of there if I greased myself up!" ...And they couldn't.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn Před 4 lety

      copy coconut oil bath, repost in the same thread.

  • @graffsk8er
    @graffsk8er Před 4 lety

    That last one. 😂

  • @kylierrr
    @kylierrr Před 4 lety +2

    3:13 My sister was pregnant the whole nine months and didn't know she was untill she was actually in labor and the hospital, she had not known because the birth control was still giving her cycles...// Now she has a beautiful 5 month baby!

  • @bacon5869
    @bacon5869 Před 4 lety +22

    No one :
    Everyone : FIRST FIRST IM FIRST OMG

  • @rysus
    @rysus Před 4 lety +3

    1:21
    Wait, is Jake saying here that he thinks the facepalm is because the guy said Hawaii is part of America (when Hawaii is a US state)?
    If that's true, then Jake himself is the facepalm

  • @dumbledwarf8888
    @dumbledwarf8888 Před 3 lety

    2:10
    I don’t know if that pun was intended but, nether the less, it was a BANGER

  • @SuperSteve180
    @SuperSteve180 Před 4 lety +1

    WW3 just won't be the same without the main antagonist.

  • @justsomeguy1721
    @justsomeguy1721 Před 4 lety +4

    Elon musk laughs at you for using fuel

  • @racheline_nya
    @racheline_nya Před 4 lety +3

    jake: here's a quick disclaimer that no one ever reads
    me: *reads disclaimer* ok... i'll try
    edit: i tried, but i failed. seriously, what the fuck did i just watch? since when is plural of life "life's"? and i thought flat earthers were stupid.

  • @MiloWildfire
    @MiloWildfire Před 4 lety +1

    To me, as a car guy, the last one hurt so much

  • @charryforce
    @charryforce Před 4 lety

    Thanks for moving the recomendations

  • @niviaribeiro9936
    @niviaribeiro9936 Před 4 lety +3

    6:57 i dont see the facepalm. I migth be dumb or blind

    • @SunlessWaltzzz
      @SunlessWaltzzz Před 4 lety +2

      Victor304 it took me awhile but I think somebody took the capital “P” and the lowercase “p” and switched it around

    • @niviaribeiro9936
      @niviaribeiro9936 Před 4 lety +1

      Yea. Its confirmed, i AM dumb

  • @cosmnik472
    @cosmnik472 Před 4 lety +7

    Second!
    And first likers

  • @scarletg4568
    @scarletg4568 Před 4 lety

    Oof...that girl at the gas pump tho!?! Cars sure bring out the dumb. Couple of weeks ago I was getting gas and this dude pulls up like 6 inches away from my car, rolls down his window, and shouts "HEY THERE LITTLE LADY! I didn't know Hyundai Velosters take diesel! (All while laughing and smirking like I'M the idiot.) I just looked at him then back to the pump and replied: "Uh...yeah...they do not, which is why I am using the nozzle for REGULAR gas?!?" His look of confusion remained until I left, so I honestly don't think he understood that each pump has TWO nozzles LOL. Oh well, at least I got to see r/storiesaboutkevin in the wild ;-)

  • @erythrozyt1168
    @erythrozyt1168 Před 4 lety

    I park like the left car too. When the guy before me fails to stay in the lines, I will surely not copy his mistake.