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ah yes japanese people and korean people aren’t asian
Just A Noodle
They‘re obvsly african-american. Smh my head that nobody knows that.
@@theunicorn1167 The mexicans man, its the mexicans
@@10thletter40 No! They're the Mayans. god! Some people man
yall they're from Atlantis, smh pick up a book
Ya'll are dumb af, they're obviously Hottentots!
Its like Boomers forgot that children need to be taught things
Boomers also forgot that Home Ec classes have been taught in schools for roughly a century.
@@epsilon-eleven Home Ec stopped being taught when I was in middle school because the boomers thought it wasn't needed anymore...
And then they start making fun of us because we never learned it.
It's almost like Boomers hate actually putting effort into things and then complain when they get nothing. It's contributed to my theory that Boomers are an entire generation made mostly up of spoiled toddlers who were never taught boundaries and how to control their emotions, so instead they try to control the world and it always goes to shit.
Braigwen we still have home Ec here...
You guys are getting home ec
OH WAIT!-
"VeganMegan" is a good example how illogical the English pronunciation is!
Yea like..da fuck?
Dude it's Vegan Megan.
Not that hard jeeez
@@czechmate8287
Yeah, spelled with the same vowels yet completely different pronunciation.
Don't lie to yourself, English is a phonetically incoherent mess of a language.
This can happen if some tribes of Germanic speakers wander off and incest-circle for a few hundred years on some remote islands in the Atlantic ocean, though. 😉
It's not your fault your language is so... Illogical.
@@FeuerblutRM
Tone - Tohn
Gone - Gawn
Done - Duhn
Yea you are right.
The way im native English speaker n still read this as *veegan meegan*
“Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color.”
Blackberries: 🙂
Oranges: 😊☺😐😑😔
Isn't black a shade?
black doesn't count
DogsDreamToo Gays/LGBTQ+ people don't beg for attention because of their sexuality, it depends on their personality. Like some people always wanna be the center of attention, while others don't. Y'know what I mean?
Kailynn Huckfeldt orange was named after the fruit, but alrighty then
Side effects of this video include:
-reduced hope for humanity
-wanting death
-etc
Jokes on you! I already HAVE those symptoms and I'm 11
Can't reduce something that doesn't exist anymore
Ah yes ETC: erotic tacky cepsis
@@theplaguedoctor3776 THIS IS MURICA!!!! (i seem to have had that syptom since the election of 2017...)
Does one of the symptoms include wanting to be turned into a bomb?
This video could easily be renamed to “an American man is disappointed by the intelligence of older Americans.”
or lack there of
As a stupid American that is not old in any regard, I still agree wholeheartedly with this statement.
@Eric VandenAvond never seen one
Yea sometimes I feel like we deserve it when other countries bully us
@The Bitch Has Arrived me neither...probably because I live in Florida...
AAAAAA I see this everywhere and it hurts my souls every time.
We don’t share 80% or even 50% of our DNA with bananas. Actually we share 50% of our *protein* DNA which is basically how nutritious we are. But that protein “coding” as I like to call it only takes up about about 2% of our DNA.
In reality we only share 1% of our DNA with bananas.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
Get vaccinated
Got scared for a sec till I read the last line
I think it’s 80% if you remove all incongruous sections (like additional or missing chromosomes)
Same with chimps, the issue is whether you should count an entire additional chromosome as 1 difference or several hundred million differences. So we share 99% of our DNA with chimps if you ignore like fifty percent of our DNA and fifty percent of chimp DNA, as those sections don’t match up.
@@techpriestsalok8119 right, that’s what I’m saying. 80% of a section of our DNA
HA jokes on you I already got vaccinated
So what you're basically saying is that i'm built like a snack
Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.
Wow...
What.
Yes
Mindblown
😐😑😐😑😐😂
I love the antivaxxer mentality of “its a big word, so it must be dangerous”
Kind of like when someone tried to get the substance Dihydrogen Monoxide banned... (If someone doesn't get it, that's water)
Exactly. Like, there was a thing I saw comparing the ingredients of a box of cereal to those in an apple, but they were breaking the cereal into it's chemical compounds without doing the same to the apple. Like, you could break you're SKIN down to its chemical compounds and these people would freak out because the names are more than three syllables. I'm convinced that antivaxxers are just afraid of big words because they failed their core classes in high school and never learned to read past sight words.
Things you don't understand can be scary. And all those letters must freak them out when they only just learnt the alphabet well enough to read FB posts and memes to get their information. We really need to stop picking on antivax people their parents probably dropped them on their heads a few 100 times. Its the only logical explanation for that level of stupid.
With this logic antivaxxers are dangerous. Ironic
Antivaxxer is a pretty long word
"Blueberries are the only fruit named after a color"
So..we're just gonna forget blackberries are a thing?
O and red berries (like the blueberries..but..red)
Oranges.
@@brennalight4608 technically, the color is named after the fruit!
That will just be RaCiSt
Bruh oranges
Quagmire Toilet: **exists**
The idiot parent: Is this pro-Satan propaganda?
Yes but also no
They can't recognize toilets, they're talking shit everyday
i am the 100th like, awesome
Quagdevil Toilet
Yes
When I read ”5g radio” and he said “oh boy”. I felt that.
' LITBTARDS ' sounds like a poptart flavor
Mmm equality flavored poptart
Dont forget all other ones! tRump, demonrats, republicants, communist(selfexplanatory), chinese druglord, cultist, and more! Politics is so kind
Im a personal fan of communist flavor- Indigo Isickle ^.-
@@10thletter40 Perfect to share with everybody!
@@10thletter40 Fun for the whole family! And also everyone else... well the proletariat anyway. Not so fun for rich people
I’m Korean and have been asked multiple times in person not online or anything “Are you Asian or Japanese?” and every time it hurts my soul.
No offense but Korean writing looks similar to Japanese writing if you don't speak or read either language
hybridXzorua No I mean talking to another person not in writing
You should tell them you are Asian but from the largest, Russia. But south Russia. Like extremely south, so far south it is called Korea.
hybridXzorua I can't read Asian languages but I can recognise a language if I see certain characters
im korean and every time i see it i just laugh my ass off
stg at least some of these "ur gay for liking x" have to be making shit up to get a reaction.
"So close! Star is a shape" is absolute gold cause it's a perfect blend of "you are so fucking stupid" and "nice try but you'll get em next time pal"
That blueberry one reminded me of a comedy act lol. "BLUEBERRIES AFE FUCKING PURPLE!" 😂
5:21 As an American myself, I apologize on behalf of this person.
8:04 and these people.
12:01 and these storeowners.
13:41 and this post.
I'm not at all surprised.
Me too.
I apologize for the people making the virus worse, we are going into madness and nothing is being done about it (as far as I know)
the power to change the state of society lies in all of you. every kid you teach being open minded and to check facts makes a difference. every letter to a congress person and every demonstration to raise awareness for equality or more education. it might not be your fault things are this way but you can influence them to the better. those morons sure wont
Jeffrey And all of this is completely ignored by your profile picture.
Let’s just all agree that Oz’s laugh is the most contagious laugh you’ve ever heard. Love it when he loses it lol
Yeah finally i thought i was weird
*I thought I was alone-*
Is good laugh. 10/10
100% agree
A Rabid Animal you’re most likely never the only one that does anything:)
Surely though during the Nazi regime the antisemitism couldn’t be considered crime as it was technically legal in Germany at the time, especially since it was the government carrying out those terrible acts. So Imma have to give a point to The Hill here.
It’s stuff like this that kinda makes me glad to be born in this era, but mostly because i’m bi and i’d be considered a crime back then.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" - Qui Gon Jinn
"@TheOnion is obviously fake news"
Hmmm yes the floor here is made of floor
A horse is a horse; of course, of course!
although most of the onions stuff is good it seems like their hearts arent in it anymore considering that they used to try and sound legit when its obviously a joke... can someone go check on them to see if they are ok
The one time it is actually fake news
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes
There seemes to be no signs of intelligent life any where -astronaughts looking at flat earth discussions
Karens: Yeah, I cut this mask. So what? I’m still wearing it!1!!1!1!!!
Change that to “Yeah, I cut this condom. So what? I’m still wearing it!
@@sophiathesingwing1673 r u ok
Drink some chernobyl water like i did
@@lifeofivan9160 what did they comment? its gone now
Something wired
@@erin2974 very wired
8:31 some straight facts from the man himself, Matthew Patrick
Nah it's Matthew Patthew
I am literally on the verge of tears while watching this. The _sheer agony_ .
Also, at 9:30 - how about blackberries??
Don't forget about all the oranges...
@@TheMaladja im not sure if the colour was named after the fruit, or the fruit was named after the colour so uhhhh
@@Saicre fruit came first yeah, orange used to be called yellow-red
@@TheMaladja the color was named after the fruit
Also peaches
The Onion made a video out of the white girl/ black man thing, and it was hilarious.
Father (in tears): "No one deserves to be treated like a black man!"
This new knowledge... It pleases my fish brain.
I saw that video, they even included a court scene where a white lady clutched her purse 😂😂😂 it was fucking great
5:05 as an American, we dont claim him. Hes one of the people that gives us *that* reputation
yEP-
Yeah, every country Has a Few of 'em
Let natural selection do its thing
Ya
same
4:36
actually, in the us we aren't allowed to have anything but pistols indoors until you're 15. after that its no full auto in buildings.
As someone who has been coding for 6 years and is asian,
The “hackers can track down your house and steal personal info using your milage” and “korean people aren’t asian” killed me I was on the floor jahehfhjshfh
I'm sorry, Oz's sighing sprite is so cute. He just looks so done in the cutest way.
i like the one were hes losing his shit and grabs his face laughing
@@bcndooz3294 hard second on dat.
i love all the sprites tbh they fit his personality so well
@@ToxieDrop the sprite where he's just completely dumbfounded and his face is just dots for eyes and a line for the mouth is third for me
The one where he's screaming in rage is relatable
I love how made people get at The Onion’s joke headlines. Why is it so hilarious
Yeah, the guy that said it was fake news got so close!
I kinda hope his comment was sarcastic tbh. Reads like it too.
And the worst part, you can't even explain the concept of satire to them. You'll be like "Dude, it's a joke", and they'll go "It better be, that is awful. I can't believe this", and then it goes back and forth with you explaining that The Onion is literally a satire site and all their posts are intentionally fake to give people a good chuckle, but in the end you just quit and contact The Onion to tell them that the person you're arguing with deserves a pay because those people make the articles much more entertaining.
There's an entire subreddit called r/AteTheOnion
Ah yes, people get **made** from joke headlines, not birth
You don't need mini oz to be cute, you spreading your personality online with a funny character is cute in its own way!
13:05 *me being a girl with glasses but not wanting girls*
Uh huh.
I used to wear glasses as a kid, I'm "ok" now but... Maybe that's why I'm bi, I don't wear em anymore 😳
“They turn 360 and walk away” has the same energy as “Did a full 180”
Crazy
Thinking bout the way I was
@@GJ2680. made my heart beat crazy
But doing a full 180 is a thing, saying they completely turned around...now, if the word spin was on there, that would be a bit different
To true
On behalf of the 95% of Americans that aren’t crazy, I apologize for the other 5%’s behavior.
Are*
thats_unfortunate-_- Aren’t
@@Albert_Bruhno are
thats_unfortunate-_- Aren’t*
@@Albert_Bruhno are*
Having the rear wing raised higher puts it in a region of cleaner more laminar airflow, improving the coefficient of lift. This makes the car grippier and more stable even at 70 mph. The STi goes much faster than 70.
My boss makes me take photoshop. I told him how addictive it is, but he just doesn't listen. Doesn't he know how dangerous these drugs are?
Imagine getting dunked on by the guy who said Sans was Ness.
No mat please I subbed to you I AM NOT A HATER!
AAAAAAAA
MATPAT DUNKS THE COMPETITION!
Hey man that was just a passion project- give the guy a rest.
Geeeeeeeeeeeeet dunked on
Mc Egg It is a joke.
Me before Oz calls us lovely degenerates: :(
Me after Oz calls us lovely degenerates: :)
I too feel better about being called a lovely degenerate.
Oz calling us lovely degenerates is oddly therapeutic.
4:29 imagine if they actually knew what that owl was doing.
I feel dumber after watching this.
Oz is awesome
Why is it like half the people who ate the onion use the phrase “Libtard” lmao
Lack of critical thinking skills.
Because the other half are using the phrase "cuckservative"
I get your point but I have literally never heard that phrase
@@whimsy5623 conservative, UK party that's currently in power
It's obviously trolling. I felt bad when he legit made fun of them. Because he fell for the prank... Unless, a few of them were iPhone users. So that could explain it
idiot: "cars send out 5G radio signals"
me: **laughs in nearly two decade old car**
Well done they played themselve
Yeah, hack my '97, I can't even charge my phone in it, but sure, it's sending out 5G lol
I wonder though, do cars with internet radios have an IP address? Technically they've got a computer built into their car. I shudder to think of somebody doxxing my car.
@@creative-name5279 Anything connecting to the internet has an IP address.
@@waldolemmer yes and no. Most of the time now, an entire household would have the same IP address because the IP address is given to the router, not to each individual device.
7:53 Karen on the right looks like the female version of Simon Farnaby.
It's crazy people and astronomical stupidity like this that makes my anxiety and intense fear of growing up skyrocket.
America is like one of those places that you're so proud yet so disappointed in yourself to be born there
Yup
Y.. yeah. I love my country but goddamnit these people.
I agree 💯%!
Yea...
Yep
Is it just me or some Americans feel like everything has to apply to them and America is the only important country in the world?
As an American citizen, I must confirm such...
I really like ur Chiaki pfp :)
@@musumemusic4932 Aww thanks
Weeb
Hahaha like it's nor XD
Matpad just tor them apart and spitted on their lives. Totally destroyed them.
I was actually really happy to see Matpat appear in this video and I fully agree with his reply
9:30, what about black berries?
I only just got the notification I think CZcams needs to be fixed
Gavin May I just got the notification and this comment was from 43 minutes ago
are you time travel man?????
I'm gonna wait for someone to ask why you this is 44 minutes old
Bruh what
Honestly, the "Welcome back, you lovely degenerates" thing is keeping me afloat better than my anxiety pills ever did.
I feel you man.
4:31 GEE I WONDER WHERE THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN HMMM.....
1:20 It’s not a crime if it’s sanctioned by the state.
Blueberries : We’re the only fruit named after a color black berries : say what [edit DEAR GOD WATCH THE FULL VIDEO BEFORE REPLYING HE ADRESS ORANGES IN THE VIDEO]
Black is more of the absence of color.
@@thatoneotheridiot3361 did you find the lamb sauce
Oranges: Am I a joke to you?
Oranges: ...
Oranges: .___.
That owl is me when someone talks about socialism
Beat me to it
So socialism turns you on?
“Oh yea daddy Marx!! Give me your socialism.... oh yea..”
Hey baby, are you Marx? 'Cause you can seize my means of production anytime ;).
Well I mean, Socialism opens the door to some pretty wacky things
“Chase waterfalls, not wifi” is fundamentally incorrect. Remember the ancient proverbs of the wise TLC: “Don’t go chasing waterfalls, just stick to the rivers and the lakes that you’re used to.”
I loooooove this guy! So many of the Karen reports are just distressing. This guys is absolutely hilarious!
This video's side effect:
-No hope in humanity
Then you hear Oz’s laugh
And no hope in america
R/mademesmile: no u
R/mademesmile: no u
8:28
My god, he destroyed them…
This is why I love matpat
No one thinks he’s a bad utuber. BUT THATS
JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY 😂
Same here
XD
people give him a bad reputation but I honestly think he is a youtuber that is genuinely passionate
They're moonwalking away from the 360.
Spinning in a circle and moonwalking.
Oz’s laugh is the same as how I laugh at people that come through the drive thru twenty minutes after close and are asking if we’re open like that will magically make us answer them
It feels goood
Each time oz changes his avatar he dives deeper into insanity
I think rather, With every upload He is going more into insanity
7:11 imagine he just responds with “all of those things are true what’s your point”
*Power move*
7 11
Also him: I've won, but at what cost? 😔
I live in Savannah, which is about 3 hours to 3 and a half hours from Atlanta. If they're anything like Savannah, then tweeting about a 9 PM curfew at 9:03 PM is very on brand for them
this hurts so much I don't want to even finish the video
that tear gas one is a yikes from me...
I mean, you live and you learn
@@diegomorones-castillo2225 and oh boy did he learn
"PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THEY'RE REJECTED EXTRAS FROM HONEY BOOBOO" I'm in tears
9:40
- *Red* Orange
- (I forgot)
- *Black* berries
"The onion is fake news" yup. Water also happens to be wet
@Hunter Hurst one water molecule isn't wet, but it can make things wet, so if one water molecule interacts with another water molecule then both water molecules are wet because water makes things wet and is wet itself
Dum dum
@Hunter Hurst I don't care lol
@Hunter Hurst for fun, as a treat
@Hunter Hurst I am 17 if anyone the Boomer it's not me
11:11 why would we teach our children to chase waterfalls when TLC straight up told us "Don't go chasing waterfalls" I mean.........?
Right? I think I'll stick to the rivers and the lakes that I'm used to, thank you very much.
@@unclewiley1986 Personally, I accept No Scrubs in my lakes.
3:04
As a BTS stan, we do not claim Sarah
Agree
Agree
Stfu
As a person who is not a part of the BTS fan base, we do not claim her either
@@ricardobarrera1255 lol we literally just defende our fanbase a bit. Don't be rude bro
this reminds me i tried to explain to a very conservative in-mall store once the concept of "advertising a sale specifically on pocket knives and long-sleeved shirts is a bad idea". the sign was written right outside the shop. 🤦♂️
8:30 I’m American and I don’t sound like that, actually I live in Illinois and we sound kinda Canadian.
Wait. I messed up the time, does this deserve a face palming?
I have a photoshop addiction omfg I’m so different _give me attention and money, this is a robbery._
*slips over $20* have your attention and money
I love Photoshop
Words can explain how r/facepalm makes me feel. But this face says it better: ಠ_ಠ
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This was so hillarios @Oz Media. You earned my subscription
I had a girl tell me that people from England would be called European not English
I love how you can hear the “done with CZcams’s monetizing shit” in his voice.
I can’t believe this is a crossover episode! r/SapphoAndHerFriend appears at 11:24!
Its a multiple crossover! r/theendofthevideo is at 14:06 !!!
Skylar Neufeld I just read it as the end of the world, clicked it and now I‘m ashamed of myself.
@@skylarneufeld3624I'm annoyed at myself for clicking this
This is the first video I watched on this channel, and I already love it, that laugh alone makes me want more😂
10:53
The antennae is actually the little nub on your tires, you have to cut them all off to protect yourself.
Someone sound clip the scream at 3:28 and turn it into a lofi beat that I can study to
Goose Energy
He almost sounds like the possums that parkour on my roof at night...
You're doing god's work.
"Own the school year like a JESUS F***ING CHRIST!"
*Later at school*
"Rapture came early, fellas!"
*death noises*
*pumped up kicks starts playing*
I am going straight to hell for laughing at this.
@@logando3305 You, me, and 53 other people.
@@AustinJASMR You know what? take my like and get out of here.
Seeing a lot of very passionate arguments centered around the names of fruits
TWICE I've have had things missing in my orders and they've asked for pictures of the problem... I asked how I'm meant to do that, and they just insist I better do it or they won't help. I gave up in the first instance, but the second time I gave them their own website picture of the missing item and they sent it to me, so I say do that.
Sometimes in some of these vids I get a little mad at the American ones... I mean I know some people in this country are like this but some of us are American not AMERICAN...
Trust me, the rest of the world is also sad that most noticeable examples come from the USA
Ikr
Yeah, nearly all of these come from the Bible belt, which is VERY different from the rest of the country, and I wish these headlines would specify that. That area is so different they are nearly a different country. They even fly a different flag.
MURICAN*
We need an entire video of oz explaining random things about cars.
matpat, the game theorist who creates theories and sometimes not truths that some people keep seeming to think are always truths sometimes for some odd reason
literally wrecked someone's probably fact or probably not a fact
There is a restaurant in my city called “gang nam style”
Edit: if anyone is curious, I live in Kingston Ontario Canada
"We got measles and chicken pox." "wE wErE uNvAcCiNaTeD."
Thats the POINT OF getting vaccinated, Karen.
(Good day to the person who decided to read my comment for whatever reason.
I mean, most people with kids now were too old to get the chickenpox vaccine... But probably not too old to remember that HAVING chickenpox was basically fucking itchy torture. Like being really allergic to mosquito bites, and having them covering your entire body.
So yeah, people my age were mostly exposed through pox parties, because the later in life you're exposed, the more potentially dangerous the infection is. Pox parties were parents' only way to intervene.
NOW THERE ARE VACCINES. And - unlike getting chickenpox - THE VACCINE ALSO PROTECTS AGAINST SHINGLES.
Manners Bananers yep, my parents intentionally infected me with the chicken pox for that very reason. The vaccine was released one year after they did that, so that was interesting.
@@mook_butt8037 Haha, rough. It was at least a few years difference, in my case. Got it probably sometime around '91-92, and the vaccine was introduced here in around '98, but there wasn't any nationwide push for children to be vaccinated until the '00s.
Watching my step dad have such a bad reaction to shingles has me a bit worried about that, though. He couldn't wear a shirt or have a sheet on him for a week, because even THAT hurt him so much that he couldn't concentrate on anything else. He was in pain for 3+ weeks because of it. Nerve pain is no fun. 😩 Not looking forward to that!
(Thank you, you have a good day as well :3)
Manners Bananers yeah shingles terrifies me. I’m definitely getting the shingles vaccine as soon as I’m allowed. I’ll pay cash if my insurance won’t cover it.
I can feel Oz losing brain cells from reading these... Well, at least he can take solace in this...
SO AM I.
1:43 correcting "ever" to"in two decades" is not "casually forgetting ww2" tho
“Let’s attack young people, our potential future readers while our targeted audience doesn’t even understand how to use the internet, I’m sure that’ll work out for our future as a company.”
4:20 Congratulations. You played *(with)* yourself.
420 what ya smokin
Didn't TLC write a song called "Waterfalls" that specifically told us "Don't go chasin waterfalls...?"
8:35. Good job Mat
11:48
Someone did tell her, her response was that she didn’t know the husbands don’t get invited to, and I quote Lebanese weddings
10:35 sounds like me and my friend in 3rd grade trying to explain to our class why chtulu is real after doing 20 minutes of useless research and watching fake chtulu sighting videos
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Peasme Hasselberg Cthulhu fhtagn!
*We need Cthulhu to save humanity now!*
last time i was this early i wasn’t a disappointment to everybody around me
So never
So you're always early? All jokes aside, you ok?
That mace one hit close to home I took a piss after and instant regrets
*i lost so many brain cells from watching this*
*and alot of inner rage*