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- Boi oh boi I hope no one finds my Tumblr blog from when I was 13. That would be a train wreck of cringe.
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Before yall ask about the mini oz special, its going to be a slice of life series on another channel. I need to improve my editing skills and get myself to a point where I no longer feel as though I'm biting off more than I can chew, and entering a burnout spiral.
Have you thought about hiring another editor?
Hey, please don’t worry too much about it, and don’t make yourself sick trying to make it happen, as much as I’m sure some people want it it’s not over your health
I'm gonna watch it!
I can wait for your content, its worth the wait. Please take care of yourself oz
Welcome back, you lovely degenerate.
I'd say "THE KING HAS RETURNED" but like 100 people are gonna do that anyway so here's a fun animal fact!!
Bees wiggle at each other to give directions, and arguing bees will wiggle harder to convince the other bees that their directions are more important. It's adorable!
In the words of @cydog and @Harper Robinson here is a disturbing/significantly less fun animal fact:
Lobsters urinate out of their eyes to communicate
@@sebastianharris-aldred8057 Significantly less fun! Thank you, I hate it!
@@sebastianharris-aldred8057 that is not a fun fact, just a disturbing fact
Another fun animal fact: more people die to vending machines a year than to sharks
...bootycalls?
As a Pennsylvanian, I can confirm that we created Delaware as a tax write off
Guy talks about Delaware not being real and then shows a map of USA missing New Mexico
@@dominicesquivel3901 not only new Mexico but also
North and South Dakota
Nebraska
Kansas
Why did he do this
@@tigercarson3013 I dont know but it makes me sad
ayo aint that just wyoming tho
@@sosleepyzzzz no no no… We created Wyoming to hide all of our maintained roads in.
(fun fact there is an actual county in Pennsylvania that Wyoming is named after)
4:25 : nothing will ever top the "when you the only one awake in sleep class" story + meme combo from that one post but this comes close
100% agree
That one with the giant lady and the fish with teeth was cool too
(Oh my god what in the FUCK am I talking about)
Thank you for reminding me of that.
10:52
Considering that no one actually knows what Shakespeare really looked like, this makes perfect sense.
Is it just me, or does Oz always sounds more deranged than the last video he records ?
... why is this true....
That's just what happens when you're exposed to Tumblr for a length of time.
🤨
Reverse character development
He also has moments where he's weering dangerously close to Schwarzenegger territory with his voice. (Especially reading the first part of the Ice Age post)
Oz never fails to come back at random with the most traumatizing content!
i expect nothing less of Oz and I think he is aware of the power he holds
That's part of his charm.
Which is exactly why we love him
Oz: [puts out video]
Me: Oh, fcuk yeah! Spread that siht..
This is absolutely true
7:50 "horrendous masterpiece of bad directing" I was really hoping for it to play avatar
We do not speak of shamulan in the avatar the last Airbender fandom
8:00
When you said incest
I registered it as incense.
God that was like a truck to the face when I realized....
The folgers commercial was quite unnerving, even as a kid. But to me, I was never sure if they were actually siblings because their "parents" look like their ages!
THAT, is what fucked with my head.
That Folger's commercial singlehandedly shaped every porn director's thoughts for the next two decades.
I had never seen this commercial before, even though I grew up during the time when it was released. I feel like I have obtained for bidden knowledge that I should never have been given… What am I supposed to do now?
So wait is their whole family just some weird kinky roleplay scenario or something?
@@BioHzrd0010 well, uh, good for them... i guess????
@@Zangoose5 porn director?
“They’re from Wyoming.”
Invalid point, people cannot originate from a minecraft chunk error. I propose the alternative of them being from the shores of Alaska.
Also holy shit how do you have the yoda text to speech voice without that shitty music behind it. I’ve wanted to know for years now.
Most actual Alaskans are from the shores of Alaska
@@mystrenula3911
No, these people do not reside on the coast.
They emerged from the frigid depths of the ocean itself to take your toes away from you.
I think you need to make an account for that.
I was abouta say. Every American knows Wyoming doesn't exist except as a lie to have an even 50 stars on the flag
@@DekFocs as an alaskan, i can confirm this is true.
It's genuinely funny when people name their Fursonas actual items you find in the world, and then end up in interactions like that mulch post
Man, really goes to show that we absolutely shatter some people's minds
And then I see things like that furry bankteller interaction...
I'm confused on many, many levels
>Also a furry<
Yeah, I was both confused and disturbed at the same time, but I’m not sure if it was the post itself, but how well Oz narrated it
i got the mulch post on my dash today, i was very happy
4:30 i think it would be funnier if the BOTTOM TEXT was still on the top row
Nothing gives me as much good brain sludge as being called a degenerate from oz
It’s more like a sauce ;)
@@thynderbolt6088 nah, id say its more like a bisque
@@aspenrose_ Okay, but consider:
Brain Gravy.
Braivy, if you will.
@@AngelBirdo YES
@@AngelBirdo i would agree but i prefer the image of soup sloshing around in my head
Things I Was Expecting Today: Relaxation.
Things I Was Not Expecting Today: 10000 points of mental damage from a chibi conspiracy theorist explaining the "Folgers incest commercial"
You came into an oz video expecting relaxation? Thats on you pal
@@BobThePenguin. Nah, they just weren't expecting an Oz video- the only thing on this Earth more unexpected than the Spanish Inquisition.
I didn't understand it at principle, and was rdy to google it.. then mini-Oz comes to help. I didn't took the mental damage because, at this point in my life, if you say that 2 siblings do the nasty hidden from their family, I'd say "Welp, thats some alabama energy right there" and move on.
@@comradewindowsill4253 Impossible absolutely no one can expect a Spanish Inquisition
Conspiracy theory?
Nah, that shit is real in the sense that they directed the commercial really weirdly...
Seriously though, the meme started when someone edited in a 1 sec clip of a hand rubbing a thigh in the middle of the commercial. That one second clip completely changed the vibe from familial love to familial 'love'...
Out of every reddit reader who reads through r/tumblr, Oz seems to radiate the same amount of tumblr energy as the posts themselves
13:08
the funny thing is that THAT is actually the lore of the new "arc" (?) of FNAF
like, the pizzaplex and shit shows some stories as if they were fiction and people recognize them by the games made by "a rogue indie game developer" based on UuuuUUUUurban legends about the thing
if someone actually does what he said, it's gonna be INMENSELY FUCKED UP and so meta
fun fact, whenever oz uploads he immediately goes into hibernation. I expect to see him again in about 6 months or so
reads 15 minutes of tumblr posts and proceeds to go into a coma
i have my clock set and im hyped for it
Isn’t that what everyone does
and then I’ll come back about 8 times during the time of hibernation and rewatch every single oz’s video serveral times
6? Please don't be so generous
"Lenny was an allegory for being in the closet" I might be crazy, but somehow, I don't think Shark Tale was nearly intelligent enough to attempt allegorical storytelling.
There's a fish in that movie who sells sushi, so I know what you mean…
@@russellfautheree4650 Fish eat other fish. They do it alot. Some fish exclusively eat other fish. Some even cannibalize each other. Cannibalism, murder and rape are widespread in the animal kingdom. That's why I eat meat.
@@agentpaper8130 I was with you at the beginning but then you got weird about it.
@@mastermarkus5307 Usually happens with me. I start out coherent and then it gets wierd
I mean being the only vegetarian in the whole city is enough. Why make it about sexuality, too? There are other things than sexuality that can make you an outcast.
As a furry I can confirm that once one becomes a furry we can’t draw hands the same ever again
I was wildly unprepared for 13:50. While I doubt anything could have prepared me for that sentence, it still made me simultaneously grimace and wheeze.
“I woke up clammy”
Almost choked and died on my food… clammy is just such a random and gross word that it caught me off guard
Clammy is almost as disgusting as moist.. 😄😄
Poor clammy, they must be so tired
@@your_favorite_jackalope_ba1325 eww! No 😂
@@thalia5382 why eww
Apologize to clammy rn, he's a great guy, even has a squid wife
HES BACK! WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED HIM MOST!
And then he’ll be back in few months
@@theicelord8588 BUT WE MUST STILL REJOICE EVERY TIME HE RETURNS
You’re probably a Delaware believer
@@Vermin-king-of-all nah, America don’t exist bro
Powers himself out of a glacier, posts a video, only to immediately find himself in ANOTHER glacier
fun fact the image at 0:47 is cropped short and the buttons at the bottom just say “ok” and “view black crime statistics”
Let's all appreciate the fact that Oz went back to edit stuff to be more relevant and interesting, thank you so much. I always rewatch your content and it wakes me up in the mornings, always iconic, never gets old, I don't care how long it takes for you to upload, every video is a banger and you should know that
I never thought in my life I'd have to watch an AI created by a popular youtuber because he decided to mess around with a TTS bot/machine explain a commercial about coffee that had subtle themes of incest.
*Subtle*
TTS is Google Justin. Adorable voice
“subtle”
Subtlety thy name is not
“Subtle” is not the description I would’ve given it
Ah yes, the Folgers incest commercial, it’s always a treat explaining it to someone that knows nothing about it and watching the look of horror and confusion take them over.
At 13:21 I can only imagine furry version of the payday crew with Bain going "awright wambles, let's get wambling -W-" with a nightmare version of razermind playing at full blast
3:25 I still find it incredibly funny
Oz has the best Reddit reading videos cause of his personality he adds to them and yet our white haired boy hardly uploads which makes all his uploads count even more than other Reddit reading channels
It's like being a technoblade fan but for reddit content
This is Tumblr not Reddit?
@@RandomInternetStranger he's reading Tumblr posts that were posted on Reddit
@@pozzsicle Well yeah, but isn't that just effectively reading posts on Tumblr, but all the unneeded shit is filtered through?
FUCKING YES, FINALLY SOMEONE NOTICES, every single other redditor talks like a fucking ROBOT, don't they have humor? or a fucking motive??! if you don't want to do this shit then don't do it!
Oz is unique and that's amazing :)
Dude imagine you want your fursona to have some fanart, and someone shows you some rotting wood.
6:10 This is exactly what happens on Brazil.
Our states have their cultures and stereotypes (Like, people from Bahia are lazy, don't go to Rio, lest you'd be robbed, such things. ) And you'll never met someone from Acre. N E V E R. Acre does not exist. it is a mythical land full of Dinosaurs and such and there is even a mage up there doing magical things
Looked it up and not only is acre (which, fun fact, shares a name with a unit of area in the imperial system) in the like corner of Brazil, it’s also in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. And despite being many times larger than Delaware, it has less people in it. I’m surprised y’all even bothered to make it a state lol
@@teathesilkwing7616 We did it so te 'state' would be better supported by the union. AFAIK we got the land from Bolivia after a small skirmish and cartographic arrangements
@@KlavierMenn yeah I assumed there was some reason I was just joking
1:52, more importantly, how does he have THREE HANDS?
Hurrah for the possum man feeds us more content down our trash holes!
“See you all next time” NO GET BACK HERE WE’RE TAKING YOU TO GET THE HELP YOU DESERVE OZ
5:34 more "I will be removed from that class if I turn that in."
I've missed you so much. I'm so glad to hear your voice again
Great to be writing poetry to see Oz finally posts after another decade, good distraction :)
@@e.g.7584 a whole bunch of kinds- one of the poems was an acrostic poem and another was purely personification, they’re all over the place
@@garbageopossum oh neat, hope you're still doing. Random other Internet poet is proud of you
Our God has returned and graced us with comedy gold. In all seriousness, this was well worth the wait and I'm glad you are not dead. We get worried about you Oz.
2:24 this is basically angel dust.
I love how when I first started watching Oz, he was relatively calm in his narration, and now he's just a ball of chaos lmao
He returns...
My immortality grants me many boons, but being able to live long enough to see each of this man's uploads is arguably one of the greater ones.
you know Trazyn would watch youtube on an acount of himself
@@cristynfloyd1999 There's so much cool stuff on your human "internet."
An insult hidden within a compliment. You are quite the interesting thing
@@aboveaveragecat44 As are you. Just curious, are you interested in being part of a Tyranid exhibit?
4:20 Note to self, decaff can't help if you put vodka in coffee.
8:27 I need more of this kind of mini-oz, if only jokes like that weren’t a one way ticket to demonitization city.
5:16 If I recall, the longest written english text is a fanfiction
As someone from Minnesota, I can confirm that Delaware does not exist.
9:57 literal dumbbells
3:49 I LAUGHED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO HARD AT THIS!!! XD
I love how Oz is the only way i was able to explain my humor to my family. Keep up the fantastic work :3
How does this in any way help?
@@admiralrentableorb9844 i have the same question, lol
@@admiralrentableorb9844 i mean i guess it explains what kind of humor, it just really cant explain why anything of this is funny, it just is
Nevermind jojo's, literally 99% of all anime designs is buff half naked dudes
6:24 I have been rewinding to this part like 15 times, the meme at the end of this tumblr post perfectly describes how I am feeling
Hearing Oz asphyxiate from laughing always makes my day. :]
I'm not gonna lie, after seeing 7:05 - 8:44 the thought of a Mini Oz special is a Whole lot more alluring.
Also it's just good to see you back, Oz.
Also, that new edit with Marty and Oscar was totally worth the extra wait.
Gotta love that mini-oz runs on a 555timer. Also, was that transition at the end of his examination the same that you spent hours fussing over on the livestream? It came out beautifully seamless! Glad to see you are back!
I rewatched that transition 5 or 6 times to truly appreciate the hard work oz put into it
555 TIMER I LOST IT
Oz never fails to brighten my day, even when I’m feeling crappy and down in the dumps (like rn) and that is why I love this channel. Pure chaos, amazing.
15:16 I felt that on so many levels. That's currently me right now struggling with art
THE KING HATH RETURNED
WE MUST REJOICE!!!
CHEESEE
Oz made me do a spit take in like the first five seconds! This man is so funny it is an actual health hazard to drink or do literally anything else while consuming his content!
for me those first 5 seconds trying to process the fact that mr. miles 'unnecessary feelings' edgeworth was on my screen, i do not see ace attorney references very often so when i do i'm just like ???? penis wright ass attorney???????
3:20 nah nah it still is lol dw 😂
13:40 And that's why nobody takes us seriously. THAT RIGHT THERE.
God the editing just gets better and better!
Also the Mini Oz Folgers bit was great, if the series is anything like that it will have been well worth the wait 😂
The possum man is back,he shall grant us with memes and possums, and screams
Screams are implied when you have the possums
The fact that oz unironically knows what a 555 timer is makes me incredibly happy and I love him
0:20 lemongrab
I never realized how much I had missed your vids until now. It has the perfect mix of moderate intoxication, chaos and clarity all in one boat. Thank you.
The king of opossums is back💜💜🤗🤗
1:16
THAT WAS MECHANICUS DIALOGUE!!!
PRAISE THE OMNISIAH!!!!
I always look forward to Oz’s vids. His energy is so refreshing
1:50 that pothole said "1 hop this time"
Yes! Time to dive back into the dumpster fire known as Tumblr
I thought that was walmart?
@@hellmark6666 that’s one of the many dumpster fires
that terrifying cat was an excellent boom operator. give him a raise.
These are like a little treat you get every few months and I love it-
"next episode will be a little bit longer."
Expectation: longer video
Likely reality: longer wait before it drops
Possible reality: both
8:42 SOMEONE GET THE CHILD HOLY WATER
5:07 This literally happened to me JUST NOW. Wtf
Always good to see a new Oz.
It's always a lovely little treat whenever Oz brings the chaotic energy back to this platform XD. Make sure you take care of yourself ok Oz? We love you and your content but we value your health more!
This is like a greatest hits of Oz, and the production values really show
These videos are ALWAYS worth the wait!
15:08
How dare you call my obsession out, and it's not even the buff half naked dude part, it's the fact that you called out Jojo in general.
What I find hilarious is that when he brought up the Folger's commercial I didn't bat an eye and just thought "weird Tumblr shit" until I realized I knew exactly what he was talking about cuz I had seen it years ago on Ifunny. Thanks Oz
Never saw the folgers commercial before. I legit paused your video, looked it up, cracked up and then got treated to Mini Oz breaking it down for me yet again. Which cracked me up again. Your videos only seem to get better.
I remembered and missed oz yesterday. feels good to have another video.
You’re the only CZcamsr who I’ve rung the bell for. Partially cause your content is very high in quality, and partly cause it’s so low in quantity that it doesn’t flood my notifications.
Genius
7:08 OMFG THAT WAS REAL?!
Edit: I thought I hallucinated it as a kid
The Folgers breakdown made the entire vid
But also glad I saw you posted!!!!! Been looking forward to it!
Just spent about 5 minutes crying-laughing at 4 am because of part of this video. It's just the way things are worded and Oz's particular brand of insanity. It's been a rough couple of months, so thank you.
OH MY
GAWD
13:16 William Afton, current employee of Steel Wool: :)
I think everyone would be having their eyes on him.
I rewatch oz videos quite a bit, as I love our chaotic possum man, to the point where when I see any other Reddit videos with posts that are in his videos, I exclusively hear them the way he read them, and judge other Reddit readers for not being as good as oz.
I've missed these videos, so glad to see them again
I’ve missed you so much! I’ve been having a terrible day this just made it an amazing one!!!
THE GREMLIN KING IS BACK AND HE HAS BROUGHT THE FUNNIES
Or is it furries?
4:52 thinking takes away too much time from my impulsive behaviors, so no i will not think
also praise the fungus
Thank you Oz you've once again made my dull day at work enjoyable.
Literally yesterday I was thinking “I wish Oz would make a new video.” And here it is!
Oz back yay
Edit: 15:56 this is the way i feel about pukicho and gaud
THE OZMAN RETURNS!
This man gets more deranged with ever episode and I am here for it. The lunacy inside this man's head fruit is impeccable. I demand more of this insanity!
Just woke up to this. I am now a happy boi for the rest of the week. THANK YOU OZ!!!!
Hi oz! Don’t know if you’ll see this, you probably won’t, but I just wanted to let you know that we all love you a lot. You’re really cool and you always make my day whenever you upload. Knowing how much you put into each video for us makes each one even more special and we appreciate everything you do for us lovely degenerates