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  • HONSE as well as more tumblr nonsense.
    Discord: / discord
    Twitter: OzMediaOfficial?l...
    Go check out the artist behind the Avatar: BirbPlague?s=20
    Links to Music and Content Below
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    The Oz Media Reddit Collection: • r/insanepeoplefacebook...
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    Music from filmmusic.io
    "Apero Hour" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Backbay Lounge" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Bossa Antigua" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Crinoline Dreams" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)
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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 4 lety +6194

    You picked a bad time to get lost friend.

    • @sbworks2047
      @sbworks2047 Před 4 lety +54

      Oz Media oh no

    • @gotto8386
      @gotto8386 Před 4 lety +34

      YA OZ MORE AMAZING CONTENT

    • @lushstore3577
      @lushstore3577 Před 4 lety +12

      Oh

    • @mekumcream8279
      @mekumcream8279 Před 4 lety +9

      I'm scared

    • @justrandomboi4187
      @justrandomboi4187 Před 4 lety +22

      Hey this might seem weird but can you like put warning songs on videos with your irl face on it I like you more as a voice with no body

  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience Před 4 lety +564

    “We’re all just crows with rights and anxiety.”
    Scary and alarmingly true.

    • @AbyssalElegy
      @AbyssalElegy Před 4 lety +1

      You seem wise,
      where is discord

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM Před 4 lety +7

      Norm Rayos remember: everyone wants to steal your cheese
      So don’t trust anyone
      If you get this reference, I love you

    • @ArkanumKing
      @ArkanumKing Před 4 lety +4

      you get rights?

    • @netherdominater9960
      @netherdominater9960 Před 4 lety +2

      Norm Rayos *_CAW CAW CAW_*

    • @Nothing-yf4ks
      @Nothing-yf4ks Před 4 lety

      ooo shpakly m i n e

  • @archienoyce2453
    @archienoyce2453 Před 4 lety +3005

    We’re all just crows with rights and anxiety
    Mood

    • @verzul2161
      @verzul2161 Před 4 lety +36

      caw caw

    • @cottncorp320
      @cottncorp320 Před 4 lety +49

      That is wrong, when I was growing up all I had was anxiety

    • @ducklingrose
      @ducklingrose Před 4 lety +15

      @@cottncorp320 oof

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae Před 4 lety +32

      Outside my open window today a little bird was sitting on a branch. I started making random bird noises and it flew over to the window sill and stared at me, cocking its head from side to side. I made more bird noises and then it responded back. This went on for a few minutes til I hand to leave the window to continue doing the laundry. Idk what I said but the bird seemed entertained.

    • @drawnwithlove3499
      @drawnwithlove3499 Před 4 lety +21

      Zella Fae YOU ARE A BIRD DEITY

  • @PeanutWithWiFiAccess
    @PeanutWithWiFiAccess Před 3 lety +674

    _"It's June which means it's basically summer which means it's almost fall which means it's almost September which means it's basically October and October is basically Halloween so itS SPOOKY TIME, WHOOOOO--- HIT IT!"_

    • @mcdonaldssprite8359
      @mcdonaldssprite8359 Před 3 lety +24

      How I calculate time

    • @TurtleMarcus
      @TurtleMarcus Před 3 lety +29

      Normies: Today is the 19th of June.
      Me, an intellectual: Today is the 261st of October.

    • @DorkyDogBoy
      @DorkyDogBoy Před 3 lety +6

      this video was uploaded on june 10th
      yeah

    • @MonsterMayhem405
      @MonsterMayhem405 Před 3 lety +12

      He then proceeded to skin clicky thicky wicky and wear it to a Halloween party!

    • @rustygribbler1380
      @rustygribbler1380 Před 2 lety +5

      GET S P O O K Y !!!

  • @freeeeeeeez
    @freeeeeeeez Před 3 lety +281

    "sometimes the toads must go to toad prison for their horrid goblin crimes"

    • @sadratowo8756
      @sadratowo8756 Před 3 lety +11

      h̸̛̥̣̺̜̰̯̯͙͚̞͙͙̾̄̓̏͆̒̕ő̸̖̟̤̘ŗ̵̟̬̜͎̦̳͎́̑̓͗͘̚ŗ̶̧̩̣̻̬̥̹̹̱͆̃̏͗͘̚͝ȉ̶̛͎̬̳͇̮̥͇͖̗͈͙̿͒̆̀͑̕͜͝d̴̮͔͙̘͂̄͂̎̓͐̓̿̈́̒̓̃ ̵͉̞͕̙̤̤̲̥̻͕̰̰̳͓͋̽̓͝g̷̝̬̟̟̝̩̟̘̻͕͈̈̐̆̌́̄͑̌̒͋́͜͜͝ȯ̶͎͕͇̤̮͚̪̬̽̃̈́͗̉́̍͌͊̕̚͝͠ͅb̴͍̩̣̻͚̭̘̥̤̯̠͂͆̽͐̀͌̉͑̐̑̆͊̍̎l̷̡͇̤̤̃̎̈́͂͂̃͘ḯ̴͕̬̂́̔͜͠͝n̷̻̞͓͍̘̥̥̓͂̿̈́́͐̂̈͝ ̸̢̦̬̗̫̬̊̀̄̉́̑̕̕ͅc̵̦̙͛̆͛̍̔̀͑̾̽̀̑͝r̵̠͉̈̈̐͑̓͑̎̈̆̕͜ĭ̸̞̣͉̻̄͑͝m̴̨̡̛̰̫̲̺̮̱͇̞̝̭͒̉̔̍̉̆̋́ȩ̸̨̹̞͎̬̫͓̩̯͈̂̕̚s̴̡̨̻̱̜̰̱̖̺̥͚̺̣͓̀͋̿

    • @furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065
      @furbys_prey_on_transphobes4065 Před 3 lety +12

      it do be like that

    • @mohammadsaleh1998
      @mohammadsaleh1998 Před 2 lety +7

      DID SOMONE SAY GOBLIN? (goblinslayer intesfies)

  • @bronzebotb440
    @bronzebotb440 Před 4 lety +1328

    why is Oz's laugh so chaotically pure?

    • @FunkyyCat_
      @FunkyyCat_ Před 4 lety +61

      Chaotic Good: The Laughening

    • @Hawkens4k
      @Hawkens4k Před 4 lety +32

      Chaotic good? Thought he was chaotic neutral.

    • @_12k70
      @_12k70 Před 4 lety +25

      @@Hawkens4k I mean, he's the one who gets pissed at Click's cursed attitude, soo I would say he's very inclined to "the good" side

    • @MystFox1314
      @MystFox1314 Před 4 lety +18

      Because he has the ultimate crackhead energy

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 Před 4 lety +15

      @Jason Robinette Oz has a better laugh, change my mind

  • @ConkCreet69
    @ConkCreet69 Před 4 lety +416

    “we’re all just crows with rights and anxiety” you guys are getting rights?

  • @bane2201
    @bane2201 Před 3 lety +112

    15:53 I love how her uncle doesn't say "married to a woman", he's just thinking "yeah if she gets married it'll be to a woman" so it goes unsaid.

    • @Firedogs14
      @Firedogs14 Před 7 měsíci

      I could be misunderstanding your comment, but doesn't he literally say "your wife"?

    • @jettaspop
      @jettaspop Před 6 měsíci +10

      ​@Firedogs14 he says "if you ever get married, your wife will be welcome" instead of "if you ever get married to a woman, your wife will be welcome"- assuming that if they got married it would be to a woman

  • @aloserlmao5292
    @aloserlmao5292 Před 3 lety +469

    i love how Oz's character's costume is just Click's face

  • @chloeprice9649
    @chloeprice9649 Před 3 lety +1452

    Oz saying *H O N S E* and *B A G* is the best thing ever

    • @God-ch8lq
      @God-ch8lq Před 3 lety +49

      fun fact: if someone on a horse is chasing you
      throw a nylon bag behind you
      the horse will panic, his rider will spend 30 minutes trying to calm the honse down and you'll have time to escape

    • @GothBarbie3000
      @GothBarbie3000 Před 3 lety +23

      AGREED! I STILL say Honse! and Bag! out loud for no reason. It’s when I’m alone or I’m speaking along with this vid. So I don’t look that crazy, at least.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon Před 3 lety +8

      @@God-ch8lq I will now always carry a nylon bag with me, just in case.

    • @Owen.Fallon
      @Owen.Fallon Před 3 lety +3

      Thanks, God!

    • @crzjt
      @crzjt Před 3 lety +3

      @@Owen.Fallon SPOOKY

  • @ZBall.2507
    @ZBall.2507 Před 4 lety +2744

    Oz's animated character has a better fashion sense then the rest of us could dream of having

  • @kisukebomb3750
    @kisukebomb3750 Před 3 lety +240

    "I'm sorry to Australian viewers"
    As an Australian, I laughed aloud at that part. You, my friend, did beautifully and I want to hear more. Like, that slang pronunciation was... perfect...

    • @mewgacha01
      @mewgacha01 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Right? It was hilarious

  • @ngehheh9628
    @ngehheh9628 Před 3 lety +114

    “I will start a r e l i g i o n around sand mountain Sam.”
    -oz 2020

  • @floodedbasement__
    @floodedbasement__ Před 3 lety +588

    "RIGHT BEHIND YOU DID YOU NOT HEAR ME *RUN* "
    Now knowing Oz and Blair are roomates, i wonder what she thought.

  • @maxximumrockatansky7186
    @maxximumrockatansky7186 Před 4 lety +2450

    Oz be like: unintelligible screaming
    And I really be like: damn subscribing with notifications is great

    • @ricochristensen2333
      @ricochristensen2333 Před 4 lety +8

      Maxximum Rockatansky I’m the 69th like, you’re welcome

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 4 lety +3

      Ye.

    • @taiteraide
      @taiteraide Před 4 lety +26

      Oz: physically unable to speak due to laughing so damn hard.
      Me: Q u a l i t y C o n t e n t

    • @singe0diabolique
      @singe0diabolique Před 4 lety +3

      My click gave you 666 likes!

    • @Von_D
      @Von_D Před 4 lety +3

      But can I, like, sub twice?

  • @aeughhhhh
    @aeughhhhh Před 3 lety +23

    I remember as a small 8 year old child that I was given a writing assignment to write a short story about anything and I wrote about a man who was turned into a pumpkin by a witch who took revenge and murdered the witch

    • @Z2Wolf
      @Z2Wolf Před rokem +3

      Did he somehow turn himself back first? Or was he just an ambulatory pumpkin stabbing people?

  • @harrogeorge7878
    @harrogeorge7878 Před 3 lety +70

    I'm Australian, I enjoyed the mage joke, in fact, drows also speak in an Australian accent too as they come from a land down under and you can't prove me wrong.

    • @dabestorkposta
      @dabestorkposta Před 3 lety +1

      Yes. Yes. This is absolutely how they speak

  • @nuggies_is_lonely3186
    @nuggies_is_lonely3186 Před 4 lety +2248

    Parents just because your child is smiling at their phone doesn't mean they are texting anyone.....maybe they are watching oz medias

  • @entity42
    @entity42 Před 4 lety +441

    Oz is the depressed college kid we all need rn

  • @xx2birds1stonexx45
    @xx2birds1stonexx45 Před 3 lety +21

    Born under the bees:
    Have emotions; nope
    Think thoughts; unfortunately
    Likely introverted or extroverted; yeah
    At least a few friends; yeah
    Was born at some point; I was a c sec baby so I removed like a cyst

  • @bigmanxeo
    @bigmanxeo Před 3 lety +55

    Well, I guess i wasn't born under the sign of the bees. I am actually an artificial intelligence rampant on CZcams.

  • @dat1boyo
    @dat1boyo Před 4 lety +401

    That is a THICC horse in the thumnail. Olmost too Thicc.

  • @annoyedkitten4964
    @annoyedkitten4964 Před 3 lety +555

    My school did a McBeth play, ages ago. The guy playing the servant flubbed his line in that scene too, just a little more spectacularly.
    Servant: The queen is coming, my lord. BY HER OWN HAND!
    (In our play he had two lines "The queen is dead, by her own hand" and "The wood is coming")

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 Před 3 lety +52

      Well, I guess she died with a smile on her face. :)

    • @ewanfarley
      @ewanfarley Před 3 lety +77

      The wood is C O M I NG

    • @Scott...
      @Scott... Před 3 lety +65

      “The wood is coming”
      Is this an innuendo or a threat

    • @hailghidorah2536
      @hailghidorah2536 Před 3 lety +56

      Who else is now in the mood to mutilate a Shakespeare play?

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 3 lety +13

      @@hailghidorah2536 Me

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight Před 3 lety +77

    Can confirm: In Texas we bend Propane, Bacon, and Dispensers.

  • @skinman4207
    @skinman4207 Před 3 lety +75

    I feel like honses are what stonks people rode in during mid evil times.

  • @riv7509
    @riv7509 Před 4 lety +265

    Ok, fun fact: On June 1st, the “get spooky” post _somehow_ got on my dash

  • @evanfluharty
    @evanfluharty Před 4 lety +560

    Texas benders have the most powerful thing of all
    A gun

  • @47_was_here3
    @47_was_here3 Před rokem +15

    10:06 Hi, it’s 2022 and that project never made it of the ground.

  • @PikalaxALT
    @PikalaxALT Před 3 lety +28

    oz losing his composure at 5:00 prevented me from taking another sip of my wine because of how contagious his laughter is

  • @RyannStAubin-ru7fq
    @RyannStAubin-ru7fq Před 4 lety +256

    That rainbow skeleton image is related to PRIDE that's why it comes back in June ITS SPOOKY GAY TIME

  • @marbles7862
    @marbles7862 Před 4 lety +333

    I made the *H O N S E* my wallpaper now I can’t stop laughing every time I turn on my IPad

  • @humanitysenterprise
    @humanitysenterprise Před 3 lety +11

    14:00 I burst out laughing when the bandit stretched out his head and arm, meanwhile Oz at the other side just scared.

  • @eddiefirstenberg1000
    @eddiefirstenberg1000 Před 3 lety +18

    i love how this vid came out in june and there's a post about how "it's time to get spooky" with the response, "it's the middle of JUNE!"

  • @eternalcat6281
    @eternalcat6281 Před 4 lety +134

    The "failed" Macbeth performance is _exactly_ how Macbeth should be preformed

    • @me_irlg2413
      @me_irlg2413 Před 4 lety +8

      W H A T H A V E Y O U D O N E!
      YOU'VE CURSED US ALL

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 Před 4 lety +12

      English exams are about to get
      F U N K Y if this happens

  • @decanusservius9180
    @decanusservius9180 Před 4 lety +544

    Oz: attempts to speak in Australian accent
    Me, an Australian: JESUS CHRIST MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

  • @samtheballoon1522
    @samtheballoon1522 Před 3 lety +13

    I just realized he’s using the click’s decapitated face as a mask and can I just thank you for putting him out of his misery

  • @pixelpug2824
    @pixelpug2824 Před 3 lety +9

    I’m slightly offended that they had Florida as part of the fire nation instead of its own nation.
    The Texas benders can bend the propane and propane accessories, but Florida benders can bend the law

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday Před 2 lety +1

      Tbh, I think the Midwest should be the Fire Nation.

  • @voxle3976
    @voxle3976 Před 4 lety +190

    I feel like oz's neighbors are just kind of scared of oz and avoid him when they see him outside his apartment.

    • @Abby-sg3wk
      @Abby-sg3wk Před 4 lety +10

      Yeah lmao like not gonna lie I would avoid someone who screams “JESUSE FUCKING CHRIST” at like 3 am 😂

    • @darkfang797
      @darkfang797 Před 4 lety +6

      abigail wickman I wonder if they think he’s doing some crazy fucking ‘3am stuff’ or if they think he’s just fucking crazy...

    • @pogfection787
      @pogfection787 Před 4 lety

      Okay, but where did you get your profile pic from?

  • @dillpickles5012
    @dillpickles5012 Před 4 lety +239

    “ I wish I had crab legs *to eat* not to replace *my legs* with”
    Well if you have one, you have the other

    • @sbhattacharya7389
      @sbhattacharya7389 Před 4 lety +2

      Yum

    • @AsheQuinn
      @AsheQuinn Před 4 lety +3

      CURSED

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger Před 4 lety +14

      @@AsheQuinn You're telling me you've never eaten your own crustacean legs off of your body? Weak.

    • @zellafae
      @zellafae Před 4 lety

      Then you too can be like pewdiepie

    • @oribrown4377
      @oribrown4377 Před 4 lety +7

      You know you've been on the internet too long when you also think this person wanted to replace their legs with crab legs

  • @anthonyatanasoff3703
    @anthonyatanasoff3703 Před 3 lety +12

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Some random Tumblr dude: **B A G**

  • @Space_Cowboy.22.
    @Space_Cowboy.22. Před 9 měsíci +5

    7:41 possible sensory overload causes:
    - anxiety
    - sleep deprivation
    - strees
    - dehydration
    - autism
    (Made by an autistic person god help me)

    • @JulesM_
      @JulesM_ Před 7 měsíci +3

      - a partial hearing loss

  • @n0va491
    @n0va491 Před 4 lety +286

    "It would actually come down so fast it would kill us"
    At least your house is clean

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 Před 4 lety +18

      Houses are... Normally not build to withstand several tons of water at terminal velocity... At least some damage would be guaranteed

    • @andrewolson5471
      @andrewolson5471 Před 4 lety +24

      @@dominiklehn2866 The house would still be clean. It would just be a little bit...shorter.

    • @strawberrypie611
      @strawberrypie611 Před 3 lety +6

      Gotta get rid of *all* the useless pile of trash in the house.

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 Před 3 lety +4

      @@dominiklehn2866 make the shingles steel and the house steel

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 Před 3 lety +4

      @@callmeanon307 not gonna cut it

  • @Death-Dott
    @Death-Dott Před 4 lety +245

    *"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLESH CLOUD"*
    What is this, Nightvale?

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 Před 4 lety +6

      Hmmmm what’s next worms?

    • @Razorshot-gk3dq
      @Razorshot-gk3dq Před 3 lety +8

      This was actually a comment on a post where a guy made a cloud looking pallet of flesh colours that can be used in photoshop via the eye dropper tool in order to circumvent the lack of diverse flesh colours

    • @redpikachu3754
      @redpikachu3754 Před 3 lety +11

      @@Razorshot-gk3dq *My dear sir you are playing a dangerous game here.*

    • @radioanon4535
      @radioanon4535 Před 3 lety +2

      nah, we just call him the Nihilanth

    • @ionman1761
      @ionman1761 Před 3 lety

      James Jackson WORMS

  • @sleebybb
    @sleebybb Před 3 lety +6

    It’s 3:30am. Riddled with anxiety and shaking but your videos are nice and your voice is oddly calming cause it sounds as chaotic as I feel. Thank you.

  • @thefandomtraveller4091
    @thefandomtraveller4091 Před 3 lety +11

    I read oz’s pinned comment as “You picked a bad time to loose a friend” and was scared so i had to text my friends to make sure they were ok.
    *thank you oz*

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees Před 3 lety +615

    Fox: *sleeps on a grave stone*
    People: Wow, so mysterious
    Fox: mmmmm, much heet

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop Před 3 lety +31

      alternatively if fox knows complex language:
      omg yes finally a warm spot to sleep on

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 3 lety +20

      People contemplating some spiritual meaning behind this occurrence: "Oh, so like this book I read" (Maybe a Fox is a really good book btw)
      Random guy: *Warmth*
      "Oh yeah, foxes are cat dogs"

    • @akish302
      @akish302 Před 3 lety +8

      H e e t

    • @sticktheok
      @sticktheok Před 2 lety +5

      @@Tr0lliPop fox: hmm, this place which are covered in granites (idk probably) is the best place to take a natural break because it has the perfect temperature that i like

    • @Tr0lliPop
      @Tr0lliPop Před 2 lety +5

      @@sticktheok should we verbose this even further

  • @umbrellatime
    @umbrellatime Před 4 lety +316

    Your chuckle is getting dangerously close to sounding like “nyuk nyuk nyuk”

  • @sharksuperiority9736
    @sharksuperiority9736 Před 3 lety +7

    I like the idea that as soon you enter Tumblr, you become stoned. It’s an automatic relationship

  • @xjosex5802
    @xjosex5802 Před 3 lety +3

    After hearing H O N S E and B A G in .25× speed, I have concluded that Oz has ascended.

  • @rubyqueen3777
    @rubyqueen3777 Před 4 lety +481

    In Texas we have our own type of bending, big bending, it just makes everything slightly bigger than normal

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 Před 3 lety +43

      Size manipulation would actually be an interesting super power. But, uh, if you can only make things bigger, then you should probably be careful how you use it, since you can't undo it.

    • @johnrobson175
      @johnrobson175 Před 3 lety +18

      Expansion Jutsu

    • @ozzie7075
      @ozzie7075 Před 3 lety +3

      I can confirm

    • @cafeidiom
      @cafeidiom Před 3 lety +5

      *national park intensifies*

    • @alexandraluster284
      @alexandraluster284 Před 3 lety +1

      Like food portions.

  • @drdapper5378
    @drdapper5378 Před 4 lety +656

    Teacher: Okay class today I want you to write about a character in a a ne-
    That kid: D E A T H T O T H E S Q U I D S

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo Před 3 lety +24

      T H E S Q U I D S H A L L D I E

    • @Joshisepic2222
      @Joshisepic2222 Před 3 lety +6

      They don't deserve life

    • @treemeatthealmighty
      @treemeatthealmighty Před 3 lety +8

      *Woomy intensifies*

    • @shadowdragon2730
      @shadowdragon2730 Před 3 lety +10

      this made me think of SkyDoesMinecraft from back in the day immediately.

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 3 lety +12

      One time my teacher had us write a story about a German (?) legend, that's basically more or less sirens, but a single figure with an actual name, and there is an actual location where she supposedly lived.
      In the original story, she lured sailors to their deaths by making them sail into rocks by the cliff she was sitting on, and eventually jumped into the ocean to kill herself for some reason.
      However, in my version, she got sad after someone in her village drowned, so she went to the cliffs to sing, but this attracted people and they died, making her even more sad, and eventually she decided to go and tell those people to stay away because it's dangerous, but she misjudged how well she could swim and died.

  • @intalcu5610
    @intalcu5610 Před 2 lety +6

    5:31 “I can’t believe I read this post with my own f***ing eyes.”
    Well, it would be hard to read it with someone else’s.

  • @freyexists.3657
    @freyexists.3657 Před 2 lety +5

    7:30 it can also be related to neurodivergence! i have adhd inattentive and autism, i experiance sensory overload all the time.

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Před rokem +1

      Was just about to say this, same here. I have everything mentioned in the video aswell as ADHD and autism.

  • @deltamccalister8610
    @deltamccalister8610 Před 4 lety +1010

    He's
    He's wearing the click's face....
    Edit: Holy shit! 1k likes!? You guys are awesome

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one Před 4 lety +37

      3D printing is AWESOME

    • @kingsockrat8543
      @kingsockrat8543 Před 4 lety +102

      Theres nothimg spookier than click after all

    • @millsjaco
      @millsjaco Před 4 lety +66

      Spooky scary uwu man

    • @mothmio
      @mothmio Před 4 lety +45

      He wore the Click's face in another video so I don't see the problem here
      Still fuckin creepy tho

    • @Naranci
      @Naranci Před 4 lety +9

      What I must see

  • @Fayanora
    @Fayanora Před 4 lety +59

    Broke: Christmas in July
    Woke: Halloween in June

  • @rachelnemergut3826
    @rachelnemergut3826 Před 3 lety +30

    Oz’s character looks like a mixture of Nagito Komaeda and a Tim Burton character. And i love that.

  • @sanspapyrus2932
    @sanspapyrus2932 Před 2 lety +10

    10:00
    Thats the only thing i look forward to this year lol

  • @kagamine_twins_1015
    @kagamine_twins_1015 Před 4 lety +75

    The horse looks like an animation team was trying to get the point across that it was a male.

  • @amitvasco2
    @amitvasco2 Před 4 lety +110

    I enjoy the fact oz’s “scary” halloween mask is the click

    • @JPike223
      @JPike223 Před 2 lety

      WHAT. I've watched this video many times and never noticed

  • @Jane-oz7pp
    @Jane-oz7pp Před 3 lety +5

    16:45 still the best Aussie accent I've heard from a non-strayan

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Před 2 lety +5

    15:32
    Oh so first I'm bones and now I'm illusion?
    Time to reap.

  • @Cosmosdestructor
    @Cosmosdestructor Před 4 lety +183

    3:44 casually starts wearing click’s still bloody face as a mask

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos Před 4 lety +11

      That is terrifying. We should be afraid.

    • @snekzoneone3811
      @snekzoneone3811 Před 4 lety +8

      @@ViewingChaos No.
      If he's gone that's one less thing that can appear in your Room at midnight.
      Except when it's october!

    • @alexprine3367
      @alexprine3367 Před 4 lety +4

      Dear god

    • @GiuseppeBenne
      @GiuseppeBenne Před 4 lety +11

      BUT IT'S STILL JUNE
      Which means...
      _It's summerween_

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave Před 4 lety +2

      Why does he have that?

  • @memereview30
    @memereview30 Před 4 lety +113

    we hail sand mountain sam who else tho

  • @ONE-vt1fz
    @ONE-vt1fz Před 3 lety +12

    2:35
    as an american
    _why is this so ACCURATE-_

    • @SniperOnSunday
      @SniperOnSunday Před 2 lety

      It's not accurate. Everyone knows the midwest is fire nation

  • @mollywantshugs5944
    @mollywantshugs5944 Před 2 lety +4

    13:45 I honestly hate when NPCs praise me for playing the game. It always feels patronizing to me. Admittedly I tend to feel that way when real people do that too because I have low self esteem but still

    • @kittykat90190
      @kittykat90190 Před rokem +1

      I get the feeling. I took sporadic trapeze classes when I was 15 and got upset when people tried to cheer me up after I failed- like; no, that *wasn’t* a good try, I *failed,* let me feel bad for a bit. Forced positivity can be just as bad as constant negativity.
      Now that I’m 23, though, I’m more like- “yeah, I *did* do a good job there”, even when I don’t completely feel it, because the more you keep telling yourself you did a good job, the more you believe it, which in turn gives you the confidence to do an even *better* job.
      Also, even when you *do* fail, as long as you tried, you at least partially succeeded.
      Basically; I totally get feeling like you’re being patronized, but that’s never the intention, and you most likely earned every single bit of praise that gets thrown at you- because you’re just that cool. 😎
      Have a little faith in yourself, you deserve it.
      (I know this was almost a year ago, but I don’t like to see people doubting themselves, so I replied. I hope it didn’t come off as patronizing, because that was totally *not* what I was going for- and would be pretty hypocritical of me. 😅)

  • @striderfitzsimmons-sebring5761

    Therapist: The bandit that crawled his way out of oblivion doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
    The bandit: 13:59

  • @mr.lookalike8666
    @mr.lookalike8666 Před 4 lety +192

    I love how he has no problem completely screaming his lungs out to read, most readers don’t do that and I don’t know why, it makes it fantastic.

  • @wkdjenfjfjntntrneiwuxushdbb

    This is probably my favorite CZcams video of all time. I honestly watch it at least once a day. I am not lying when I say this video helped me with my chronic depression. Whenever I have a few minutes to myself and feel like I can't relax I watch this. It always at least gets a smile out of me, so Oz, I can say with full confidence that your video has improved my day to day life just by being funny. Thank you. Thank you so much.

  • @abbyhurd
    @abbyhurd Před 2 lety +3

    16:08 john constantine, hes sorta got a British-Aussie accent

  • @BOOOOsya
    @BOOOOsya Před 4 lety +206

    WHY DO I LOVE THE WAY HE SAYS "It's Halloween time to get s p o O K Y"
    ITS SO LOVELY A AA A A A A

    • @baybaylopez6848
      @baybaylopez6848 Před 3 lety +4

      Its time TO G E T S P O O K Y

    • @NuclearRaven13
      @NuclearRaven13 Před 3 lety +3

      Love how turns into Scottish for a second.

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 Před 3 lety +1

      It’s the MIDDLE OF JJUUNNEE!!

    • @SylvyTheSylveon
      @SylvyTheSylveon Před 3 lety +1

      @@nickparkyn3561 no, its the end of f'ing August

    • @nickparkyn3561
      @nickparkyn3561 Před 3 lety +1

      ꧁Sylvy The Shiny Sylveon꧂ good, I was testing you all to make sure you didn’t forget what month it was. You passed

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie Před 4 lety +560

    “I wish I had crab legs” you tell the genie
    [a plate of perfectly cooked and seasoned crab legs appear]
    Your lifelong dreams of being half sand-dwelling arachnid are instantly ruined

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist Před 3 lety +35

      Genies have a nack for granting wishes in just the right way to greatly disappoint the wisher...

    • @newtimefunk5326
      @newtimefunk5326 Před 3 lety +34

      @@DraconicDuelist OH WHATS THAT YOU WANTED TO FEEL HAPPY AGAIN?
      HERE YOU GO A PARTY POPPER THAT 15 SECONDS AFTER BEING POPPED BECOMES UNPOPPED!

    • @lexydakitten5102
      @lexydakitten5102 Před 3 lety +15

      I'd wish to become a lobster..
      They live forever..

    • @mrbirb
      @mrbirb Před 3 lety +10

      @@lexydakitten5102 that sounds like hell

    • @mammon5723
      @mammon5723 Před 3 lety +9

      But- but- but...
      H o n s e

  • @Ghiaman1334
    @Ghiaman1334 Před 3 lety +5

    10:05 One year until the great Amazon Drone parts trade kicks off, and I'm here for it

  • @idfkdontaskme2165
    @idfkdontaskme2165 Před 3 lety +3

    "And on the 8th day god created h o n s e"
    -Mcnasty

  • @lionpride2451
    @lionpride2451 Před 4 lety +342

    Oz: ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY **literally steals the Clicks face**

  • @CosmicalAstro
    @CosmicalAstro Před 4 lety +391

    Nobody:
    Oz: *Raptor Noises*

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    12:43 I apparently wasn't born under the sign of the bees. #4 is wrong.

  • @SniperOnSunday
    @SniperOnSunday Před 2 lety +4

    2:53
    Oz does a surprisingly good Hank Hill impression.

  • @MarmoMossBoll
    @MarmoMossBoll Před 4 lety +219

    the squid was dying. choking of water loss, the squid choked itself as its mantle fell. Suffocating, dying, it was finally dead. the bears, raccoons, and other carnivorous beasts of the forest devoured the dead squid, a mangled mess of meat left on the forest floor. no regrets for anybody who sees any horrifying visuals!

    • @andreeacat7071
      @andreeacat7071 Před 3 lety +31

      “It’s skin appeared dry, so dry. But there was no time to dwell on that. It’s beak opened and closed, confused. Confusion turned to panic. It couldn’t breathe. The squid made a feeble attempt at salvation, flopping its tentacles around, trying to grasp something, anything, so that it could pull itself into some water and live. But to no avail. The squid suddenly went still, it’s lifeless limbs falling to the ground. It was dead.

    • @Snapplemyapples200
      @Snapplemyapples200 Před 3 lety +7

      **evolves into inkling** WOOMY

    • @krockchop8621
      @krockchop8621 Před 3 lety +3

      @@Snapplemyapples200 *OH, HELL NO* -

    • @THEOxxx197
      @THEOxxx197 Před 3 lety +3

      I saw a dying Minecraft squid...
      Is something wrong with me-

    • @wsketchy
      @wsketchy Před 3 lety

      @@THEOxxx197 No?

  • @andrewcullen2527
    @andrewcullen2527 Před 4 lety +219

    Daily Horoscope for The Bees: You will most likely wake up, have a day, then probably have a night as well

    • @mewyorkcityf46607
      @mewyorkcityf46607 Před 4 lety +9

      This week: You will probably touch something outside today. Probably. Then you will not be touching it.

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 Před 3 lety +7

      @@mewyorkcityf46607 this year: you get to atleast to breath once or more times this year

    • @awhahoo
      @awhahoo Před 3 lety

      Wheres my day? Im stuck on waking up

    • @someteenagerwithaguitar
      @someteenagerwithaguitar Před 3 lety +5

      What do you mean *probably* have a night
      I feel threatened

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 Před 3 lety +5

      In December you will:
      Sleep at least once
      Be cold
      Make a lot of co2

  • @FattyDoveRacing
    @FattyDoveRacing Před 3 lety +7

    8:25 forgot farming simulator 19 players lol

  • @modermousev2ofthegoldendeer

    16:13 As an Australian, I accept your apology.
    As an Australian, I also have to say Aussie up you coward!

  • @anilithl
    @anilithl Před 4 lety +240

    Sand mountain sam: exists
    Oz: We could make a religion out of this

  • @nickparkyn3561
    @nickparkyn3561 Před 3 lety +503

    Okay, as an Australian, your attempt at an Aussie accent didn’t make me want to rip my ears out as much as other ones I’ve heard, good job

    • @GodKingBob
      @GodKingBob Před 3 lety +37

      The lack of the word “cunt” and “farken” made me just a wee bit sad though :(

    • @Nater2204
      @Nater2204 Před 3 lety +24

      To me he sounded like the gay mystical Australian.

    • @aloserlmao5292
      @aloserlmao5292 Před 3 lety +25

      @@Nater2204 r/suspiciouslyspecific

    • @Nater2204
      @Nater2204 Před 3 lety +7

      @@aloserlmao5292 no u lmao.

    • @aloserlmao5292
      @aloserlmao5292 Před 3 lety +16

      @@Nater2204 what that-
      THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE IN THIS C O N T E X T

  • @dddqqqpppbbb2096
    @dddqqqpppbbb2096 Před 3 lety

    you made my day with that outro, most youtubers don't understand, but you do, thanks man

  • @Cepheusrose
    @Cepheusrose Před rokem +2

    I've been looking for this video for two days because AS PER MY LAST EMAIL. This is a national treasure.

  • @sirhunterthestrange
    @sirhunterthestrange Před 4 lety +59

    As 12 crows in a trench coat I feel called out by the shiny things

    • @fusiondraws7482
      @fusiondraws7482 Před 4 lety +5

      I am not 142 toads in a trench coat. We should be human friends. We are both anima- human. Taxes.

    • @sirhunterthestrange
      @sirhunterthestrange Před 4 lety

      MR. X lmao I won’t

  • @r00b27
    @r00b27 Před 4 lety +81

    When I was young I was complaining to my teacher about one of the groups being loud and they where like " they aren't that loud? " and I was like " WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY'RE PRACTICALLY SCREAMING! "
    so yeah turns out sensory overload is a thing.

  • @3clipse449
    @3clipse449 Před rokem +1

    5:22 a tweet reposted onto tumblr, which was then reposted onto Reddit, which was compiled onto CZcams. The four holy websites of shitposting

  • @whybother3486
    @whybother3486 Před 2 lety +5

    Coming back to 9:30 now is amazing since naruto is in Fortnite

  • @allisonfields3108
    @allisonfields3108 Před 4 lety +133

    my first thought upon seeing the crab legs post was, "oh same, skuttle skuttle bitch" and then Oz read the rest of the post and I felt shamed

  • @rvtar34
    @rvtar34 Před 4 lety +295

    i had an online class, i clicked here the instant, this is way more important

    • @jeweerly2319
      @jeweerly2319 Před 4 lety +3

      you’re life is really sad and your priorities are so bad
      get your shit together

    • @michael69420_
      @michael69420_ Před 4 lety +13

      Jeweerly it was a joke jesus

    • @FrogVirus
      @FrogVirus Před 4 lety +12

      Jeweerly this why it’s hard for you to make friends

    • @unfoundpump
      @unfoundpump Před 4 lety +6

      great pfp

    • @stevenuniverse2252
      @stevenuniverse2252 Před 4 lety +9

      Ah yes, priorities

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame Před 2 lety +1

    This is probably my favorite Oz video. I just love the HONSE.

  • @Le_Fuqwit2111
    @Le_Fuqwit2111 Před rokem +4

    10:49
    FINALLY, Alabama gets something RIGHT!

  • @mylesfoxx1383
    @mylesfoxx1383 Před 4 lety +83

    Pride month: all gays love Halloween it’s just a fact. TIME TO GET SPOOKY

  • @kylesul6433
    @kylesul6433 Před 4 lety +343

    Remember if oz doesn't dress like the click for Halloween we riot

  • @goomyiscute777
    @goomyiscute777 Před 3 lety +4

    16:55 ah yes, tetris 99

  • @o3o930
    @o3o930 Před 2 lety +1

    So THAT'S what sensory overload is???
    Huh.
    Knowing this helps a lot. Thanks for including that post, Oz.

  • @kanniekosplayyes2799
    @kanniekosplayyes2799 Před 4 lety +87

    "WHICH MEANS IT'S SPOOKY! WOOOO!" *puts on The Click mask and parties with skeletons*

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 Před 4 lety

      *G E T SPOOKY*

    • @amethystt727
      @amethystt727 Před 4 lety

      Honestly the click is the spookiest Halloween costume

    • @JutlandAngel
      @JutlandAngel Před 4 lety

      I'm not sure that's a mask, it looks more authentic.

  • @izzyfloof1083
    @izzyfloof1083 Před 4 lety +102

    3:44 Oz I am very concerned about that "mask" you're wearing...

  • @splodgems4752
    @splodgems4752 Před 3 lety +2

    OH MY GOD I've been looking for the Macbeth post, my dad was there as part of a school trip and it was apparently one of the most shocking performances of Macbeth ever in London