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  • It is time to rejoice, the cheese stick hath returned (with tumblr posts).
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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 3 lety +1939

    Get the mini oz plushie, it will protect the mole people from stealing your nuggies and corneas: makeship.com/collections/featured/products/oz-media

  • @jilliancrawford7577
    @jilliancrawford7577 Před 3 lety +4243

    Correction on the Black Friday one: the flag poles are usually sharpened to double as spears or sheath swords.

  • @cardboardbox331
    @cardboardbox331 Před 3 lety +2347

    Did he just... call himself a Cheese stick?

  • @johnthedork723
    @johnthedork723 Před 3 lety +848

    8:24 There’s actually a legit scientific reason for that feeling (other than Scrappy Doo trauma). It’s because of Scooby. When you just look at a picture of the Mystery Gang, all your subconscious sees is 4 people and a dog, even though consciously you recognize Scooby as the 5th member, thus making you think something’s missing. It’s actually kinda interesting.

    • @epicboxx3838
      @epicboxx3838 Před 2 lety +36

      I want Melma to be the 6th member. All they eat is marmalade on toast.

    • @NameIsABug
      @NameIsABug Před 2 lety +108

      There's also another reason which I believe is also scientific (although I can't say for sure)
      When you look at the gang, all the members overlap/cover each other, all apart from Shaggy and Daphne. Because of that gap while everyone else is linked up your brain swears that someone is missing for whatever reason, and makes you believe there should be another person there.

    • @jameshenderson4094
      @jameshenderson4094 Před 2 lety +83

      It's the mystery machine. In the pic the gang in meant to be imposed over a background of the mystery machine

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 Před 2 lety +4

      @@jameshenderson4094 If you liked this,
      it stands to reason you wouldnt like the Hashtag Facebookknowledge,
      covered by Sci Man Dan and Others.

    • @monke7919
      @monke7919 Před 2 lety +4

      Scooby doo and the 6sth member

  • @princealigorna7468
    @princealigorna7468 Před 3 lety +207

    Mini Oz is basically Rimuru Tempest: an androgynous being of inconceivable cosmic power shoved into a tiny package whose mere existence makes me feel...things...

  • @pvtwade7057
    @pvtwade7057 Před 3 lety +3294

    As an American, can confirm that's what Black Friday looks like

    • @someguy2220
      @someguy2220 Před 3 lety +92

      Not enough American flags

    • @pvtwade7057
      @pvtwade7057 Před 3 lety +42

      @@someguy2220 where I live every one burned theirs

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 Před 3 lety +48

      As an European i can confirm that's what Black Friday looks like in Europe. Except no American flags and it's El Corte Ingles instead of Walmart

    • @sadface7463
      @sadface7463 Před 3 lety +35

      As an American o can say that this doesn’t have enough guns

    • @pvtwade7057
      @pvtwade7057 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Ashurman666 Europeans have black Friday!?!??!!

  • @lieutenant_lucky_rocks
    @lieutenant_lucky_rocks Před 3 lety +1720

    F for the guy whose Neopets password is also his bank password, because Neopets had a massive data leak a few years back.

  • @eclipseshetheyneos588
    @eclipseshetheyneos588 Před 3 lety +78

    Pythagoreans:
    Hippasus: this number goes on forever
    Pythagoreans: bye

  • @MidoriOfTheShuinsen
    @MidoriOfTheShuinsen Před 2 lety +12

    Correction: Team Rocket is solidarity between James, who is genderfluid, and Jessie, his very bossy yet supportive bisexual friend, and Meowth, the straight male who tries to herd his disaster gremlin friends.

  • @car0ndelet
    @car0ndelet Před 3 lety +1269

    _”hEy JoN sToP bOnInG yOuR rIbCaGe”_ that killed me Oz, thanks.

  • @someperson3390
    @someperson3390 Před 3 lety +606

    ANOTHER PLUSH, NOW WE CAN BUILD THE ENTIRE SAD MILK CAST

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 Před 3 lety +42

      I want one of each, but I have to buy groceries...

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 Před 3 lety +14

      Soon...

    • @hollyingrams5653
      @hollyingrams5653 Před 3 lety +31

      @@maggpiprime954 who needs to eat when you have plusses to fill the void inside?

    • @maggpiprime954
      @maggpiprime954 Před 3 lety +23

      @@hollyingrams5653 If I don't eat, the void eats me, and no plushies can save the world. I am become the bogeyman under the bed snatching at ankles and hissing scathing personal remarks.

    • @Mylenapony
      @Mylenapony Před 3 lety +3

      Yes

  • @Mr_Twisted_T
    @Mr_Twisted_T Před 3 lety +31

    The Black Friday one is suprisingly accurate. I once waited in a line all night outside a Cabelas because they were giving away a $500 giftcard to the first 50 people and a $100 giftcard the next 100 people in line. The line was, no joke, 2 mile long. Once the workers handed out the gift cards, everyone basically just rushed the store.

  • @juanlloveras5780
    @juanlloveras5780 Před 3 lety +47

    "It feels like a 6th member of the Mystery Gang"
    Scrappy: *LEMMME AT 'EM! LEMME AT 'EM!*

  • @traskforge
    @traskforge Před 3 lety +2457

    Black Friday in the US is the scariest thing ever. Its like running with the bulls in spain but for 90% off hair ties

    • @Joao-or7hi
      @Joao-or7hi Před 3 lety +52

      Now imagine black fridays on a amazon shop, with that shit of pick and walk away

    • @michealtaormina1561
      @michealtaormina1561 Před 3 lety +16

      and everything else

    • @genericfriend2568
      @genericfriend2568 Před 3 lety +50

      90% off hair ties that will most likely get lost under the couch for 6 months before one day, you lift the sofa and find just an unholy ratking of tacky rainbow rings that somehow became an unholy sentient mess of knotted elastic and loose hair.

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 Před 3 lety +32

      @@genericfriend2568 - That's...quite descriptive. And quite accurate. However, that's assuming that you didn't lose all the hair ties within the first three days after buying them. Seriously, where do they all go? They all seem to magically disappear from your wrist or the top of your dresser. I always leave the house with three, and I'm lucky if I come back with one. There must be an alternate universe filled with nothing but lost hair ties. The horror...

    • @DrJekyll51
      @DrJekyll51 Před 3 lety +22

      Can confirm, many years ago when I pulled for Walmart I had to work a Black Friday in Mississippi, was stabbed in the shoulder cuz i wouldn't let ppl get at a pallet of toasters early then smashed in the back of the head with a bat cuz i didn't give some guy the answer he wanted, forget what it was but I was in electronics at the time, never worked a Back Friday since and actively avoid Walmarts during em

  • @bobbilly3606
    @bobbilly3606 Před 3 lety +631

    “Childrens cartoon”
    “Evangelion”
    Somethin aint right here.

    • @asiaman2188
      @asiaman2188 Před 3 lety +22

      Has end of evangelion flashbacks

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale Před 3 lety +45

      Well... it's a cartoon with Children _in_ it.
      Deeeep in it.
      Just FYI folks, Evangelion was directed by the David Lynch of Anime. Off his antidepressants. And yes, it was inspired by biblical mythology. And child abuse. _Lots and lots_ of child abuse.
      Y'know, for kids.
      Cough also where Oz's hair comes from. :3

    • @asiaman2188
      @asiaman2188 Před 3 lety +7

      Working on his home made yogurt recipe

    • @XarathDominion
      @XarathDominion Před 3 lety +5

      @@JoshSweetvale wait, who has that sort of hairstyle... no... please, don't tell me... is it who i think it is?

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 Před 3 lety +4

      Not Garfield bro STFU QUIT TELLIN

  • @DeisFortuna
    @DeisFortuna Před 2 lety +36

    4:25 okay, now I want a horror game where the horror comes mostly from environmental prompts and screwing with you, as a player via the UI. Like, you spend the majority of the game exploring the aftermath of something else that clearly went down here, yet there's simultaneously occasionally evidence that things might not be over. At/near the end of the game, you find a house. You go in. You explore. The majority of the house is dark, until you get to the living room. There's a roaring fire going in the fire place, with a chair facing away from you by the fire. As you go to investigate, a "hold shift to sprint" prompt shows up on screen, and a thin, almost skeletal figure, silhouetted by the fire gets up, complete with a scare chord, and reaches for something on top of the mantle piece. The only object you can clearly see there is a shotgun.
    From this point, there are two endings. You can either run and leave, or you can stay. Running and leaving gets you the bad or neutral ending to the game, while staying reveals the figure in the shadows to be a little old lady who was reaching for your glasses. She invites you for a meal and to spend the night to get out of the cold, and you tell her about the shit you've seen on your way here, and she agrees to let you use her phone to let the police know about the incident that you passed through so they can send in a team to figure out what happened.
    Also, the shift key does nothing until you get the prompt telling you pressing shift lets you sprint when granny gets up.

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire Před 2 lety +6

      That's fucking genius

    • @ashcyr3711
      @ashcyr3711 Před 2 lety +3

      "environmental UI horror" that's just the stanley parable

    • @DeisFortuna
      @DeisFortuna Před 2 lety +3

      @@ashcyr3711 nah. That's existential metanarrative horror about the nature of stories and storytelling.

    • @ashcyr3711
      @ashcyr3711 Před 2 lety +3

      @@DeisFortuna yeah, you're right about that. i was thinking of superliminal. still, at least someone else recognizes and understands that SP is something to be feared.

  • @kadenherzog9727
    @kadenherzog9727 Před 3 lety +55

    I love that there's not even that many of the Oz character things yet he uses them so perfectly that they always look different and like it's actually animated

  • @emilyk3500
    @emilyk3500 Před 3 lety +321

    "how write book"
    "like that, but longer"
    "oh no"
    As a writer I can confirm this is how writing is

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 3 lety +2

      I’m writing one too... it rly do be like that

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell Před 3 lety +17

      "I fear no man."
      "But that thing..."
      *a blank page*
      "...it scares me."

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 Před 3 lety +3

      Randy Riggs it’s like life ..

    • @themaidenlesswretch7819
      @themaidenlesswretch7819 Před 3 lety +2

      I'm going to make a hook, but success is decided by dice

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf Před 3 lety

      @@VoidSec3 But with more crying

  • @darkiethenightmaresansfang3748

    OT: wholesome
    Click: really cursed like wtf are you-
    Oz: THE CHEESE STICK HATH RETURNED!

    • @bagheadedman7946
      @bagheadedman7946 Před 3 lety +65

      He's basically a chaotic neutral version of one topic

    • @ZimLikesPastaAnimation
      @ZimLikesPastaAnimation Před 3 lety +32

      I watch all of them and can confirm that...
      this is literally exactly it.

    • @Dortchskii
      @Dortchskii Před 3 lety +19

      Can't leave emkay out of this lost of Reddit readers. I want Damien back though he was the one that git me hooked on emkay

    • @skythedragon7897
      @skythedragon7897 Před 3 lety +3

      This is accurate and that's not ok. The fact the first one I watched was the click. What does that mean?

    • @rhysofsneezingdragon1758
      @rhysofsneezingdragon1758 Před 3 lety +5

      Oz is just chaotic neutral reddit

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 Před 2 lety +7

    17:46 I think the names "putter" and "chipper" actually survived the change

  • @Axolautism
    @Axolautism Před 3 lety +33

    4:37 This was topical, then aged poorly when the Tati drama turned out to be overblown, now it's appropriate again now that we know he's been contacting minors.

  • @belliebun4529
    @belliebun4529 Před 3 lety +1148

    “Stop boning your rib cage, Jon” was funnier to me than it probably should have been.

    • @mop9507
      @mop9507 Před 3 lety +27

      i will not stop boning a ribcage. i need a stand

    • @biggaylol5438
      @biggaylol5438 Před 3 lety +12

      "Stop boning your ribcage, Jon" was more relatable to me than it probably should have been

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio Před rokem +3

      Stop boning your ribcage *J O N*

  • @TheRealDayzohn
    @TheRealDayzohn Před 3 lety +418

    OLD TESTAMENT ANGELS: Cool, Interesting, Matches Bible
    CURRENT DAY ANGELS: Just humans with wings

    • @cadeallison1102
      @cadeallison1102 Před 3 lety +63

      OLD TESTAMENT ANGELS: ethereal, powerful, intimidating
      CURRENT DAY ANGELS: weak, unimpressive, too approachable

    • @1nk_Ma1D
      @1nk_Ma1D Před 3 lety +29

      I thought it said OLD TESTICLE ANGELS

    • @stupiderandunnecessarier
      @stupiderandunnecessarier Před 3 lety +28

      THEORY TIME
      the weak ass humans with wings type angels are just humans that died and they are souls, while the biblically accurate angels (te cool ones) were created by *å₩œßľ%×*^□¡◇°* (or god if youre formal) and are the original
      Also yeah i love those gold multiple eyed rings with 3 wings spiralling the _§ĀČŔƏĐ ŁÏĞHŤ_

    • @rocknrevolt938
      @rocknrevolt938 Před 3 lety +11

      I mean archangels are typically depicted that way. I'd say there pretty impressive. Seraphim a d cherubim are neat tho we need biblically accurate them.

    • @kata836cz
      @kata836cz Před 3 lety +11

      Petition to bring the old angels back

  • @CelestialAnamoly
    @CelestialAnamoly Před rokem +31

    This and the Honse videos are my go-to cheer-up vids for when I'm struggling with depression

    • @mothgirl326
      @mothgirl326 Před 3 měsíci +2

      I just use all of the Tumblr videos
      Its really helpful for me too

  • @sanchu6335
    @sanchu6335 Před 3 lety +9

    14:57
    how dare you not include the reply "This is the text version of looking for you glasses when they are on your head" this is absolutely insane, a crime against humanity

  • @wyattwalnut9796
    @wyattwalnut9796 Před 3 lety +524

    Forget the cheese stick.
    *THE OZ HAS RETURNED*

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 Před 3 lety +5

      R/TUMBLR HAS RETURNED

    • @gatlinggun511
      @gatlinggun511 Před 3 lety +7

      Oz *is* the cheese stick

    • @janjuraj
      @janjuraj Před 3 lety +1

      Wizard of oz has returned? Oh wait noooooo I'm dumb.

  • @Bacteriophagebs
    @Bacteriophagebs Před 3 lety +620

    Fun fact: Pythagoreans hated beans. Like, more than the way certain religions won't eat pork or whatever. They hated the _existence_ of beans.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Před 3 lety +35

      They must have hated furries then too

    • @banbannedxd
      @banbannedxd Před 3 lety +16

      I don’t blame them, those little shits taste disgusting.

    • @SenatorRocket
      @SenatorRocket Před 3 lety +53

      @@banbannedxd the beans or the furries?

    • @banbannedxd
      @banbannedxd Před 3 lety +35

      Steffani Stefsteiff, *_yes_*

    • @pastellia1691
      @pastellia1691 Před 3 lety +15

      ha ha 🅱ean go brrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @Karak-_-
    @Karak-_- Před 2 lety +8

    10:35
    Wizard Sorceres
    Warlock Bard

  • @pascaljohnson9729
    @pascaljohnson9729 Před 3 lety +11

    16:00 WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE HOW HE JUST HAD AN ANIME PROTAGONIST MONOLOGUE WITH THE PERFECT VOICE

  • @AbyssalElegy
    @AbyssalElegy Před 3 lety +497

    Having a feral russian blue cat:
    •M e w
    •Bark
    •always wants rubs
    •Oh wow water, fun.
    •Gets hyper and arm becomes food
    •can teach tricks
    •can hold like tiny bebe
    all of these apply to the void clouds

    • @thatoneguy6466
      @thatoneguy6466 Před 3 lety +31

      Downsides: keeps yelling that he will purge the those capitalist pigs while drinking vodka and firing an an-47 and shouting cyka at everyone

    • @thescarytransperson
      @thescarytransperson Před 3 lety +7

      @@thatoneguy6466 will rush B

    • @AbyssalElegy
      @AbyssalElegy Před 3 lety +9

      @@thatoneguy6466 Correct, he constantly does this at specific hours of the day. usually he preaches communist propaganda to my dad whenever he enters the kitchen!

    • @theanarchistocelot1620
      @theanarchistocelot1620 Před 3 lety +7

      @@thatoneguy6466
      I like the idea that the cat is just shouting sh*t at everyone.

    • @truenightsedge4163
      @truenightsedge4163 Před 3 lety +1

      @@AbyssalElegy bork

  • @undeadprincess5726
    @undeadprincess5726 Před 3 lety +480

    "What the hell is meowth wearing?"
    "Hes the straight friend."

  • @breadbirb._325
    @breadbirb._325 Před 3 lety +12

    12:33 ok so just wanna point out that
    *deep breaths*
    THE SEARCH BAR SAYS DEATH SOULS YAOI INFLATION FANFICTION.
    DEATH.
    SOULS.
    YAOI.
    INFLATION.
    FANFICTION.

  • @cinnamonkittamon
    @cinnamonkittamon Před 3 lety +16

    I absolutely love the rollercoaster of emotions of first finding out mini oz plushies exist and then finding out I will never own one.

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před 3 lety +309

    Why thou should get a black cat: You can stare into the void and it’ll stare back lovingly

  • @nerdoftheatre
    @nerdoftheatre Před 3 lety +328

    The only thing wrong with the first post is that Walmart no longer looks like that anymore. They've changed the logo.

    • @anonymousapproximation8549
      @anonymousapproximation8549 Před 3 lety +7

      _Excuse_ _me?_

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 Před 3 lety +17

      Anonymous Approximation It should be blue, and it has this weird yellow star/Asterisk in the middle (like this: Wal*Mart)

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium Před 3 lety +8

      @@eazy8579 have I really not left my house so long that walmart has rebranded??

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 Před 3 lety +5

      John Sanders it’s been like that for a few years now

    • @Ezekiel_Allium
      @Ezekiel_Allium Před 3 lety +7

      @@eazy8579 I may not be a very observant person also

  • @jager_y0ink
    @jager_y0ink Před 3 lety +33

    0:37
    Ya gotta love the emotion Oz puts into his content while also simultaneously doing college and working

  • @WinterPains
    @WinterPains Před 3 lety +13

    I'm a "Im not paying $60 to watch 4 specific animes" kind of pirate.

  • @vibrant622
    @vibrant622 Před 3 lety +272

    OT: Is Wholesome
    The Click: Is Cursed
    Oz: mmmmmmmmmmmicrowave

    • @elizabethemm6361
      @elizabethemm6361 Před 3 lety +27

      No, Oz is: *Confess your skins to the crimes skeleton*

    • @Rainy.help.me.
      @Rainy.help.me. Před 3 lety +6

      Elizabeth Emm I was a bout to correct how it says skins instead of sins *but nvm it works*

    • @ymsbro9351
      @ymsbro9351 Před 3 lety +1

      what’s OT

    • @gengarghast
      @gengarghast Před 3 lety +2

      Oz is blursed

    • @vibrant622
      @vibrant622 Před 3 lety

      ymsbro One Topic

  • @haha.stupid6953
    @haha.stupid6953 Před 3 lety +843

    important: do not eat goldfish crackers while watching this. the freakin' starfish puppet thing made me inhale a half-chewed one and let me just say. not pleasant

    • @heathercousino2682
      @heathercousino2682 Před 3 lety +17

      I'm eating goldfish right now

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 lety +28

      @@heathercousino2682 from the walmart tank or PetSmart?

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 lety +10

      half of me wants to ask if any of it got caught in your nose. the other half wants to know why the fuck would I ask that?

    • @heathercousino2682
      @heathercousino2682 Před 3 lety +9

      @@ArcanineEspeon Crackers ... those are not tasty

    • @fiveoneecho
      @fiveoneecho Před 3 lety +4

      Did it please the fish brain?

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 Před 3 lety +30

    Moral of the story:
    Don't piss off a mathematician

  • @Finn14029
    @Finn14029 Před 3 lety +6

    Sans: hey bro I bought some eggs
    Frisk: but where's the receipt. You normally always get receipts.
    Papyrus: " *dons police outfit* CONFESS YOUR SINS TO THE CRIME SKELETON!!!!!!!!!!"

  • @spermcellwithinternet8237
    @spermcellwithinternet8237 Před 3 lety +482

    "my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, whatever are you doing over there??" Made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt, and then i worked out yesterday so my stomach is sore and i have never felt such pain.

  • @nordinreecendo512
    @nordinreecendo512 Před 3 lety +1278

    Me when Oz finally posts: "Food! Food from Father! Father is kind! Father is venerable! Father is loving!"
    Me the next day when my withdrawal kicks in: "Father is... evil?!"

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 Před 3 lety +3

      👽

    • @helltubejackie1086
      @helltubejackie1086 Před 3 lety +97

      Run away... father says do not eat the wire... FATHER IS EVIL AND I SHALL RUN AWAY. I SHALL PACK MY TOYS ON A STICK.

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 Před 3 lety +1

      oh boy sike

    • @PepsiMann2009
      @PepsiMann2009 Před 3 lety +4

      []|87

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 Před 3 lety +3

      Kamryn Leiann አጠቃላይ የተከናወነ የላብራቶሪ ምርመ [EmKay]

  • @Shythalia
    @Shythalia Před 3 lety +3

    8:30 Someone should write an SCP about it, and the reason none of us ever knew of the 6th member is because the Foundation used amnestics on us.

  • @regularjoe5517
    @regularjoe5517 Před 3 lety +11

    Ok the part about the mystery gang is legit creepy. I’ve always had the exact same feeling like there was someone missing. When I was little I would count them on my fingers anytime they were brought up because I thought there was a sixth one.

  • @jackniland5917
    @jackniland5917 Před 3 lety +321

    Me: enjoying my afternoon
    Oz: RaNdOm ScReAMiNg
    Me: my day is better now

  • @savagearsh5560
    @savagearsh5560 Před 3 lety +498

    I was watching strength wars. But this, this is most important

    • @kylet6715
      @kylet6715 Před 3 lety +3

      Same he’s my favorite

    • @tneK95
      @tneK95 Před 3 lety +1

      I was about to do HW but I agree with you

  • @blades9152
    @blades9152 Před 2 lety +3

    17:25 they were saying they like that part of the joke, and I would bet the person who took the screenshot edited out the persons reply to the rude person saying “THeY ShoUlD HaVE MaDe A JOke abOuT ThaT”

  • @nadroji6549
    @nadroji6549 Před 3 lety +4

    5:57
    That's one Helluva Lemongrab.

  • @Atzy
    @Atzy Před 3 lety +484

    Oz uses the Ultramarine Chant from Chaos Gate. He is a scholar and a gentleman

    • @Erraddo
      @Erraddo Před 3 lety +12

      And the scream from DoW1 to boot!

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom Před 3 lety +6

      What an utter disgrace to The Great Soup!
      О, Великий Суп наварили
      О, Шикарный Суп наварили

    • @aivandecember1444
      @aivandecember1444 Před 3 lety +10

      And he usually doesn't fall when he tries to stand

    • @sozony5585
      @sozony5585 Před 3 lety +9

      @@aivandecember1444 Don't forget that bet between him and the guy in a Chiffon skirt.

    • @nottelling8129
      @nottelling8129 Před 3 lety +2

      DELICIOUS SOAP TORTELLINI

  • @gravitybeans8656
    @gravitybeans8656 Před 3 lety +372

    Me when my mom comes home with snacks: THE CHEESE STICK HATH RETURN

  • @chnathan
    @chnathan Před 3 lety +5

    "How write book?"
    "Like that but more"
    "How much skill do i have to develop in order to qualify in literature?"

  • @void-creature
    @void-creature Před 3 lety +12

    0:03 Chapter Master! We have successfuly secured the great value purity seals! Truly, the Ultramarines have once more proven themselves as THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL! With courage and honour!

  • @thecoolaxolotlnova8523
    @thecoolaxolotlnova8523 Před 3 lety +498

    "Hey guys the square root of 2 doesn't end."
    " *N O* "
    Edit: I'm mildly worries for the mental health of about 325 people right now...

  • @PolyChromium
    @PolyChromium Před 3 lety +478

    Fun fact: ants can’t be killed with microwaves, nor by falling even at terminal velocity

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 Před 3 lety +26

      Oh gods...

    • @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084
      @anidiotthatexistsbutprobab5084 Před 3 lety +30

      I fucking love ants

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal Před 3 lety +43

      Yup, my grandma once microwaved an ant on accident it went crazy but was alive

    • @DD-tk2rv
      @DD-tk2rv Před 3 lety +22

      Could using a blowtorch on one work? I have one and there are ants outside that I don't like.

    • @PolyChromium
      @PolyChromium Před 3 lety +53

      @@DD-tk2rv Sure. The reason microwaves don't kill them is because microwaves (the waves themselves, not the machine) are so big and ants are so small that they can dodge them. Just make sure they can't dodge the flame

  • @Putingy
    @Putingy Před 3 lety +4

    15:10 Me when Oz uploads r/Tumblr.

  • @mishinegluposti1466
    @mishinegluposti1466 Před 2 lety +6

    Listening to the word 'plushie' at a low volume whilst eating has made me realize how happy i am that there's no such thing as a 'fleshie'

  • @ElleriaZer
    @ElleriaZer Před 3 lety +519

    I also love black cats. And everyone knows cats are liquid.

  • @unrelatedK
    @unrelatedK Před 3 lety +518

    Therapist: Long pythagorean doesn’t exist, he can’t hurt you
    Long pythagorean: 19:10

    • @Izzyeet
      @Izzyeet Před 3 lety +9

      Atleast it's better than regular clogs

    • @skykitsune7260
      @skykitsune7260 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Izzyeet w h y

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 Před 2 lety

      If you liked this, it stands to reason you wouldnt
      like the Hashtag Facebookknowledge, covered by Sci Man Dan and Others.

    • @unrelatedK
      @unrelatedK Před 2 lety +2

      @@slevinchannel7589 what

    • @boringnamegod8103
      @boringnamegod8103 Před 2 lety

      @@unrelatedK it’s a bot

  • @Aras14
    @Aras14 Před 3 lety +4

    4:06 Fun Fact: The microwave was invented to warm up frozen hamster's

  • @ApollosRockstar
    @ApollosRockstar Před 3 lety +3

    *”CONFESS YOUR SKINS”* i actually nearly fricking died to my drink

  • @LucretiaPearl
    @LucretiaPearl Před 3 lety +283

    The extremist Christians are all "It's not Adam & Steve!" yet they have 2 Jon Arbuckles. ;)

    • @13Rats
      @13Rats Před 3 lety +32

      Yeah it's not Adam and Steve. Steve is her dead name be more respectful. She might not have gotten facial surgery and still looks like Jon Arbuckle. But she's satisfied with her body and should be proud.
      (I said this to a Christian and they flipped out at me.) Lmao

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell Před 3 lety +11

      Of course they look the same. Eve is canonically Adam's clone grown from a rib.

    • @13Rats
      @13Rats Před 3 lety +14

      Ah yes, "canon" lore of the bible. That totally exists after centuries upon centuries of editing by popes, kings, the translator, and whoever else could their hands on it. But like yea fair enough in the version we have today Eve is a clone.

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell Před 3 lety +8

      @@13Rats true. Canonicity with the church and their books is like Rowling and hers

    • @13Rats
      @13Rats Před 3 lety +5

      I like the idea that King James just had a case of 'creative bankruptcy'. And that JK Rowling is using Harry Potter to gain monarchical power.

  • @personnumber3330
    @personnumber3330 Před 3 lety +451

    Fun fact, the reason college tuition is so high is because colleges dont know how to do finances. They will buy a building and pay off 90% of it one year, but never pay off the other 10%. Or renovate a building, pay off 90% but leave 10% as debt. Soon debt builds up, in order to keep the college running they up tuition, but never pay the debt off. My Dad used to help colleges in Ohio with their finances, that how I know this.

    • @AP-gk6se
      @AP-gk6se Před 3 lety +41

      Also Fun Fact: San Diego State University tuition 2020: $7,510. not all colleges are Yale and cost an arm and a leg for a degree.

    • @noraunhappy
      @noraunhappy Před 3 lety +27

      A P State schools are usually cheaper, at least if you’re an in-state student. They can get a bit more pricy out-of-State. But private universities, regardless of their status, are almost always obscenely expensive.

    • @AP-gk6se
      @AP-gk6se Před 3 lety +21

      @@noraunhappy oh ya, out of stat is about double and international is 7 times the amount.
      My point is that there are alternatives to going to iv league top ten schools. Some of the "cheaper" schools have programs that are actually highly rated so it can also depend on your major. Also going to a Junior/community college is always an option since after you transfer the bachelors are the same. its what I did and what one of my nieces are doing.
      You don't "have" to spend 250k+ for a degree, there are other options.

    • @AP-gk6se
      @AP-gk6se Před 3 lety +12

      @@noraunhappy Also (sorry to ramble) but I don't know about other states but in California if you are under a certain income bracket you go to Community College for free, just have to apply for the board of governors fee waiver.

    • @grugg3108
      @grugg3108 Před 3 lety +2

      Also, doesn't the upper staff get paid a metric fuck ton?

  • @hm.strange5285
    @hm.strange5285 Před 3 lety +8

    2:27 it is the time to rejoice B E H O L D
    The cheese stick hath returned!

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon Před 3 lety +3

    8:37 I agree with this and have felt this on some level at times in my life, but here's the thing: it's not Scrappy. I was used to Scrappy for a while when I was like 4 and he didn't use to bother me.
    It's a human. Or at the very least it's large and it's more colorful than brown. I know it is.

  • @averyvaughnwallace6242
    @averyvaughnwallace6242 Před 3 lety +208

    As someone who owns a black cat, I agree. They are great!

    • @rathburnscape6465
      @rathburnscape6465 Před 3 lety +10

      I also agree, except the problem with trying not to trip over it at 3am with the lights off.

    • @tobiaswhite9823
      @tobiaswhite9823 Před 3 lety +5

      I also agree, with both of you, plus the terrifying eyes staring at you in the dark after listening to 3 hours worth of scary stories

    • @extralongbaguette8880
      @extralongbaguette8880 Před 3 lety +2

      YES! Love black cats! The loud, loving void!

    • @laslw
      @laslw Před 3 lety

      THEY ARE!!!

    • @katabobgaming1479
      @katabobgaming1479 Před 3 lety +1

      I agree, except for me the fact That my black cat likes to lick me in the ear😑

  • @oliviaksiag6163
    @oliviaksiag6163 Před 3 lety +173

    ok, this is the first time you haven't played the skeleton song when a skeleton was mentioned, and it's literally Halloween in less than 2 months. Are you ok?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 Před 3 lety +13

      the crime skeleton and spooky skeleton are two different beings

    • @oliviaksiag6163
      @oliviaksiag6163 Před 3 lety +14

      @@Ribbons0121R121 BONES IS BONES

    • @thatoneguy6466
      @thatoneguy6466 Před 3 lety +3

      Olivia Ksiag oh really *Unzips pants.....

    • @animekat2823
      @animekat2823 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Ribbons0121R121 The Crime Skeleton was used to spook people into confessing their sins. It's job was to be... a spooky scary skeleton.

    • @ariram407
      @ariram407 Před 3 lety +1

      @@thatoneguy6466 No.

  • @parkertdm1652
    @parkertdm1652 Před 2 lety +4

    6:26 This reads like a detective book.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606

    5:29 (in deep voice) "WE KNOW WHAT YOU DID, CHARLES. _SAY IT._ WE NEED YOU TO *SAY IT!"*

  • @denpasenpaii
    @denpasenpaii Před 3 lety +54

    To be fair Evangelion was originally pushed as a children's show until... Ya know. Anno had depression and used anime to vent his feelings lmao

    • @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl
      @LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Před rokem

      I’m remembering that Cartoon Network decided to do a “giant robot week” and aired some episodes of NGE, only to realize their mistake only two episodes in

  • @LucarnAnderson
    @LucarnAnderson Před 3 lety +155

    There's actually a scientific reason behind why people feel like there's a missing scooby doo member. If I remember correctly, It has to do with the symmetry of the gang. It looks off balanced. If a 6th member was there, our brains would find it more even.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 Před 3 lety +44

      its almost like they were
      _scrapped_

    • @tot4lrand0mness59
      @tot4lrand0mness59 Před 3 lety +1

      I see what you did there

    • @shyguy6918
      @shyguy6918 Před 3 lety +3

      S C R-*gunshot*

    • @shyguy6918
      @shyguy6918 Před 3 lety +5

      Kamryn Leiann that's the joke, Scrappy Doo is considered one of the worst things in Scooby Doo history.

    • @coolhorselover234
      @coolhorselover234 Před 3 lety +5

      @@shyguy6918 On the other hand we have Scooby Dum. The cutest dumb derp dog.

  • @Jliske2
    @Jliske2 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Mathematicians ARE brutal. One of the most prolific advanced mathematicians in history, Évariste Galois, died in a duel when he was 21.

    • @bane2201
      @bane2201 Před 3 měsíci

      See also Theodore Kaczynski.

  • @sorinsnow3232
    @sorinsnow3232 Před 3 lety +2

    The scary thing is that i FEEL that missing 6th mystery gang member feeling in my soul!

  • @theluckygamer10
    @theluckygamer10 Před 3 lety +84

    "CONFESS YOUR SKINS TO THE CRIME SELLETON!"

  • @banbannedxd
    @banbannedxd Před 3 lety +187

    “Nooo oz I don’t wanna be turned into a marketable plushie NOOOOO OZ”

  • @Tbb_
    @Tbb_ Před 3 lety +5

    11:24 hey look there’s me

  • @fizzie6902
    @fizzie6902 Před 3 lety +3

    17:31
    I cannot brEATHE

  • @waitwhat4302
    @waitwhat4302 Před 3 lety +78

    The dancing starfish looks like it’s demanding that you return the slab.

  • @eyo2953
    @eyo2953 Před 3 lety +93

    He has returned, Oz media who now has 500k has returned

  • @grimreaper-mb4dc
    @grimreaper-mb4dc Před 3 lety +4

    3:35 just walk up to some on without paper cut and tell them garlic helps the pain they yell at you afterward cause it made it worse you tell them it helped the pain not you

  • @PinkPenPlays
    @PinkPenPlays Před 3 lety +4

    11:55 gives me r/bikinibottomhorror vibes and I love it

  • @anyaisspecial5556
    @anyaisspecial5556 Před 3 lety +261

    Me: looks at title
    Also me: *cries in lactose intolerance*

    • @iwillruletheworldyay
      @iwillruletheworldyay Před 3 lety +5

      screw it im eating it anyway!

    • @thelastfeelbender
      @thelastfeelbender Před 3 lety +5

      How about you stop being so bigoted and just... Tolerate it?

    • @anyaisspecial5556
      @anyaisspecial5556 Před 3 lety +3

      The Last Feelbender I never thought of that omg

    • @chronicpeabrain7395
      @chronicpeabrain7395 Před 3 lety +3

      YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE FEEL PAIN FOR THE PLEASURE OF EATING CHEESE STICK

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 Před 3 lety +2

      Oh please we all know most lactose intolerance people have no sense of self preservation as far as that stuff goes

  • @violetdarling699
    @violetdarling699 Před 3 lety +137

    Everybody has mascot plushies, and their So cute, but I don't Have money.

    • @ExplosivesLaboratory
      @ExplosivesLaboratory Před 3 lety +4

      Then just “Have money.”
      Problem solved! ✔️
      You’re welcome…

    • @sho.thatsit
      @sho.thatsit Před 3 lety +3

      @@ExplosivesLaboratory Omg thanks I never thought of that

    • @Redditaurus
      @Redditaurus Před 3 lety

      They're

  • @gabrielb921
    @gabrielb921 Před 3 lety +5

    2:33 the moment we've all been waiting 4

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty Před 3 lety +5

    So when they said “cheap vampire fangs” I instantly thought of French Fries

  • @strawberry_jambree1602
    @strawberry_jambree1602 Před 3 lety +126

    8:37 I love this voice filter, just the "ScRaPpY dOoO" gets me everytime

  • @DrJekyll51
    @DrJekyll51 Před 3 lety +167

    I'm convinced nothing's more pure than Oz loosing his shit laughing, i wish we could get more outtakes of you screwing up lines, hopefully they'll be more plushies, can't get one this round, we're moving, maybe next time!

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna Před 3 lety +6

      Oz laughing or screaming like a pterodactyl are my favorite parts of every one of his videos 😆!
      I want a blooper reel, too!

    • @Fedico7000
      @Fedico7000 Před 3 lety +3

      Klutzy Mutt
      You know, sometimes I forget that the "P" is silent and I don't think I want people like you to remind me of that. 😂

  • @greydu
    @greydu Před 3 lety +4

    5:22 Go look up Tom Scott. He’s done this. He’s tested this. It’s wonderful.

  • @missingindy
    @missingindy Před 2 lety +4

    7:01 as a straight person myself, I can confirm that’s what I look like when I hang out with my gay and lesbian friends

  • @matizpl9249
    @matizpl9249 Před 3 lety +117

    Oz feels like 5 diffrent people in one body changing when the situation.

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 Před 3 lety +7

      One of them is a skeleton

    • @dreameater8548
      @dreameater8548 Před 3 lety +1

      Another one really really likes Mini Oz but is afraid of It at the same time

  • @Rzra
    @Rzra Před 3 lety +228

    What is this 'Irrational number' you speak off?
    Hoh. I see. The numbers never ends huh?
    *But do you know what will end?*

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 3 lety +14

      Assume that sqrt(2) = a/b, with a and b in the simplified form; sharing no factors
      Then a^2/b^2 = 2, => a^2 = 2*b^2
      => a^2 is a multiple of 2. Since 2 is prime, it follows that a is a multiple of 2. Say, a = 2c
      now we have (2c)^2 = 2*b^2 = 4c^2 => b^2 = 2c^2.
      Similarly, b is also a multiple of 2.
      Hence, our assumption of a simplest form of the fraction has been contradicted. Ergo, no rational form exists!
      QED

    • @lucasgarcia7407
      @lucasgarcia7407 Před 3 lety +9

      @@thehiddenninja3428 dude what? I'm stupid I can't read any of this except for the actual English

    • @jaqenhghar4651
      @jaqenhghar4651 Před 3 lety +16

      @@thehiddenninja3428 *i. came. here. to. escape. my. reality.* i n s t e a d i am confronted again by my _goddamn overdue h o m e w o r k_

    • @EclipseTheBirb
      @EclipseTheBirb Před 3 lety +2

      My life shall fade and when it does their won't be fear but joy. YAY

    • @Evergreen_Trees_are_cool
      @Evergreen_Trees_are_cool Před 3 lety +1

      @@lucasgarcia7407 I think they mean that there's no such thing as a rational number? I might be reading it wrong?

  • @TheOneAndOnlyKarma
    @TheOneAndOnlyKarma Před 3 lety +1

    Yo thanks man, I was super stressed because I caught someone breaking into my hotel and your videos really cheered me up, so thank you.

  • @people9426
    @people9426 Před 3 lety +6

    4:55 I remember this episode it was pretty banger

  • @traskforge
    @traskforge Před 3 lety +145

    I'm glad that they got rid of the Sans interrogation method because I'd be a master of murder by now just to meet Sans

    • @miles1034
      @miles1034 Před 3 lety +16

      confess to sans before you have a *bad time*

    • @definitelynotagenocider5204
      @definitelynotagenocider5204 Před 3 lety +12

      Imagine your death sentence and requested Sans to be near the execution, playing Megalovania while you're being thwacked to death by bones.

    • @VoidSec3
      @VoidSec3 Před 3 lety

      Miles comic sans hehehe (designer humour)

    • @Distven131
      @Distven131 Před 3 lety

      A far slow down version of Megalovania plays as you sit in the dark.

  • @technobladeneverdies7547
    @technobladeneverdies7547 Před 3 lety +197

    OZ plishie
    One topic plushie
    The click plushie
    WE NEED SADMILK PLUSHIE!

  • @StardustCorvid
    @StardustCorvid Před 3 lety +2

    The situation of Scrappy Doo being the mysterious lost member radiates the same energy as Gaster, remembered by some but lost to the void, forever banished from our timeline

  • @luigipotter16
    @luigipotter16 Před 3 lety +1

    I was watching the video, then an ad using the same program as you use for Mini-Oz played, making me think Mini-Oz was talking through the ad. Terrifying.

  • @therealperrytheplatypus6551

    It's September which is basically October and that's the month that Halloween's in so it's time to get spooky

  • @airmanbunny9767
    @airmanbunny9767 Před 3 lety +158

    0:11 Sly Marbo defends his Walmart against the attacking Chaos Forces

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Před 10 měsíci +1

    I looked up the Tumblr garlic “life hack” ad meme and found out that garlic extracts, when applied to wounds, can prevent infection and accelerate healing.