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  • čas přidán 27. 01. 2020
  • Tumblr Time. Its like a mixed bag of everything and I love it for that.
    Sad Milk: / @sadmilk
    Discord: / discord
    Twitter: OzMediaOfficial?l...
    Go check out the artist behind the Avatar: / severalpaintstains
    Links to Music and Content Below
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    The Oz Media Reddit Collection: • r/insanepeoplefacebook...
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    Music from filmmusic.io
    "Local Forecast - Slower" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Backbay Lounge" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Bossa Antigua" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Crinoline Dreams" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "House of Leaves" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Opportunity Walks" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Sounds of Spring" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)
    #Tumblr #Memes #Oz Media
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  • @TheNormExperience
    @TheNormExperience Před 4 lety +799

    “Was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.”
    So THAT’s how Indiana Jones got around so fast!

  • @bradleypalmer9953
    @bradleypalmer9953 Před 4 lety +1398

    Another analogy I heard: "The boat glided on the water exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

    • @a-bird-lover
      @a-bird-lover Před 4 lety +118

      sounds like the douglas adams quote, "The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't."

    • @twistedtwisted3618
      @twistedtwisted3618 Před 4 lety +16

      Oh god

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon Před 4 lety +30

      @@a-bird-lover Douglas Adams was a god. Maybe a smallish god, with a talent for words, but a god none-the-less.

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 Před rokem +4

      Poetic!

  • @person5596
    @person5596 Před 4 lety +1240

    *"They eat our Seeds and then go CACK."* I should not be laughing this hard-

    • @bananabong4911
      @bananabong4911 Před 3 lety +6

      69 likes... you're welcome

    • @Queen_Bread
      @Queen_Bread Před 3 lety +17

      *CAAAACKK*

    • @sad_boi_razor8983
      @sad_boi_razor8983 Před 3 lety +14

      [looks outside at bird choking on half a pinecone] well it's true-

    • @ghaniKSW2
      @ghaniKSW2 Před 3 lety +7

      I'm sad about the fact that animal review didn't talk about how they oppressed our ancestors

    • @striderboy1000
      @striderboy1000 Před 3 lety +3

      @@ghaniKSW2 wait how they *what*

  • @saschalevi6486
    @saschalevi6486 Před 4 lety +628

    When my parents tried to teach me their names, I caught on and learned my dad's name no problem. They asked what mom's name was, and me, the sweet little three year old that I was, very confidently yelled out "DARLING!" because that's what daddy always called mommy. Mommy almost cried she laughed so hard.

    • @daev255
      @daev255 Před 3 lety +52

      That's cute

    • @elieli2893
      @elieli2893 Před 3 lety +44

      Meanwhile me at age six, in shock for days at my parents' names not really being "Mom" and "Dad" 😆

    • @jozefienvoets2744
      @jozefienvoets2744 Před 3 lety +24

      that's kinda cute

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 Před rokem +5

      Nice creative writing exercise

  • @havesomehotcocoa8076
    @havesomehotcocoa8076 Před 4 lety +2118

    "Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
    I'm dead

  • @skribblet.
    @skribblet. Před 4 lety +2474

    Animal Reviews!
    0:57 -Snakes
    3:06 -Birds
    4:24 -Turtles
    5:59 -Badgers
    8:08 -Spiders
    9:44 -Ants
    11:25 -Jellyfish
    12:52 -Parasitic Roundworms
    15:10 -Tables
    17:20 -Elephants

  • @valerkand9270
    @valerkand9270 Před 3 lety +164

    "Her vocabulary was as bad as like whatever" is a tremendous analogy!

  • @janw6750
    @janw6750 Před 3 lety +117

    "Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever."
    That's actually pretty clever and neat if you ask me.

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 Před 4 lety +2319

    ‘The ancient one returns’
    We’ve seen Oz, mini Oz now wizard of Oz is to see why his sone has done with his power and life

    • @megamichael4021
      @megamichael4021 Před 4 lety +23

      Dont forget the inquisition

    • @pedrof4458
      @pedrof4458 Před 4 lety +19

      mega michael Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    • @jeremypedersen6894
      @jeremypedersen6894 Před 4 lety +10

      @@pedrof4458 ah a cultured man how do you do

    • @mook_butt8037
      @mook_butt8037 Před 4 lety +4

      Pedro F our chief weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Fear and surprise. Our two weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency.

    • @MattTOB618
      @MattTOB618 Před 4 lety +1

      @@mook_butt8037 0:52

  • @King9KL.
    @King9KL. Před 4 lety +1920

    Anyone else just love the way he says "ANIMAL REVIEW" I cant be the only one

  • @noone-mo6gy
    @noone-mo6gy Před rokem +74

    2:26 Fun fact, the reason that kid looks so scared, and caught off gaurd is because of the fact that he genuinely was, right before the Lightsaber ignited, Hayden yelled "BOO!" Which startled the young child, thus getting that shot of him stepping away in fear, thus why there is no audio other than the music and the ignition of the Lightsaber.

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM Před 22 dny +3

      That is low-key adorable and hilarious

  • @cadenwhitt4176
    @cadenwhitt4176 Před 4 lety +757

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Oz: *A N I M A L R E V I E W S*

  • @someteenagerwithaguitar
    @someteenagerwithaguitar Před 4 lety +542

    “Never stop collecting things that make you happy! Rocks, buttons, feathers...
    *the souls of the innocent*

  • @VivaLaDog926
    @VivaLaDog926 Před 4 lety +739

    HE LIVES
    HE THRIVES
    HE IS THE ANCIENT ONE

  • @russelllahna2268
    @russelllahna2268 Před 3 lety +99

    "The luck of the Irish has been, historically, f***ing terrible."
    Me, with a substantial amount of Irish heritage: Still here tho

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 Před 3 lety +17

      The Irish historically have terrible luck, but god dammit if they aren't fucking survivors

    • @russelllahna2268
      @russelllahna2268 Před 3 lety +15

      @@load-bearingcoconut5586 It's the spite, I think

    • @TheIrishBread
      @TheIrishBread Před 3 lety +6

      Am Irish can confirm I live to spite the British imperialists and the brexiteers exclusively.

    • @NEETKitten
      @NEETKitten Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@load-bearingcoconut5586 Suddenly Fate's version of Cu makes a lot more sense.

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard Před 26 dny

      lemme guess, american?

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 Před 3 lety +47

    “Never stop collecting things that make you happy!”
    *The souls of the innocent*

  • @Tiniuc
    @Tiniuc Před 4 lety +1142

    The hog.
    He SINS.
    He SPINS.

    • @esqx0878
      @esqx0878 Před 4 lety +22

      He wins

    • @LeonaQoH
      @LeonaQoH Před 4 lety +35

      *HE SIMPS*

    • @harutoSpring
      @harutoSpring Před 4 lety +9

      meatspin

    • @osr6447
      @osr6447 Před 4 lety +2

      *Sans616Chara6 Roblox* Damnit u beat me

    • @mightyheadge9511
      @mightyheadge9511 Před 4 lety +2

      They see me spin rise round baby rise and spin rise round round(I don't remember the song too well,I just remember watching a tf2 the mask video)

  • @floridafrostbite8002
    @floridafrostbite8002 Před 4 lety +2470

    Even my earbuds hated the round worms, they said “Goodbye” and died right when Oz finished that animal review. They know what’s up!

    • @Firyfloof
      @Firyfloof Před 4 lety +20

      I find them cute =)

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 Před 4 lety +29

      @@Firyfloof you *W H A T*

    • @Firyfloof
      @Firyfloof Před 4 lety +20

      @@aboveaveragecat44 the thought of them being anywhere at anytime, on or inside something we touch daily, inside someone without them realizing, is so awesome and great to think about, just think, one could be inside you right now

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 Před 4 lety +49

      @@Firyfloof i do not want to imagine that but thanks for the offer.

    • @mawthecreator
      @mawthecreator Před 4 lety +7

      W h a t

  • @XYZ_is_taken
    @XYZ_is_taken Před 4 lety +150

    Technically the Jedi way is to never strike first just defend yourself

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Před 3 lety +11

      And a Jedi never kills an unarmed prisoner

    • @jamesholden5587
      @jamesholden5587 Před 3 lety +10

      Then the kid still could of hit them because the bullies clearly hit him first

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm Před 3 lety +5

      @@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Solution: Let the guy out of his cell so he's not a prisoner any more, or give him a blaster so he isn't unarmed any more.

    • @jackiesharp018
      @jackiesharp018 Před 3 lety +11

      This is how I handle bullies. Also, I look at them like I'm disappointed in them for making fun of a kid who is mentally disabled like what? Can you not pick on a normal kid or are they too scary? You have to beat up a goldfish to get a kick? Seriously. Like just let me eat my fucking lunch. I have the ability to say I am mentally challenged if the school decides I'm the violent one and they can't do anything like destroy my career. You literally get nothing except my pity as you have to bully someone who literally fears everything but knows you're just pathetic.

    • @XYZ_is_taken
      @XYZ_is_taken Před 3 lety +2

      @@jackiesharp018 How do I heart a comment that’s not on my video?

  • @chocomuffin7433
    @chocomuffin7433 Před 4 lety +149

    Nobody:
    Oz: his arrival was foretold in the ancient murals *demonic chorus*

    • @goldexperiencerequiem776
      @goldexperiencerequiem776 Před 3 lety +14

      actually, that's the ultramarines chant.
      *AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S DEMONIC, YOU'RE A HERETIC*

    • @bananabong4911
      @bananabong4911 Před 3 lety +3

      @@goldexperiencerequiem776 Thank you, I have looked for the name of that music for months now.

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 Před 3 lety +2

      @@goldexperiencerequiem776 a what chant?

    • @crazytiger800
      @crazytiger800 Před 3 lety +5

      @@Oyasumi05 Ultramarines, Space Marines

    • @inquisitordave2751
      @inquisitordave2751 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Oyasumi05 It is a group of 1000 big superhuman dudes with cobalt blue armor.

  • @RC-Sev7
    @RC-Sev7 Před 4 lety +784

    I dead-ass thought I was having a stroke when the words "animal review" were said backwards.

    • @NickC_222
      @NickC_222 Před 4 lety +12

      This comment is deceptive flimflam and ILLEGAL.

    • @donovanmahan2901
      @donovanmahan2901 Před 4 lety +17

      @@NickC_222 weiveR laminA

    • @supanerd5558
      @supanerd5558 Před 4 lety +8

      @@donovanmahan2901 Excuse me, what?
      (I know it says animal reviews but whatever.)

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 Před 4 lety +15

      @@donovanmahan2901 ɐuᴉɯɐl ɹǝʌᴉǝʍs¡

    • @sociallyawkwardpotato6509
      @sociallyawkwardpotato6509 Před 4 lety +10

      @@uh3336 Whoa wait a minute-

  • @stellabrown2590
    @stellabrown2590 Před 4 lety +611

    The best analogy I’ve ever heard:
    “The bike was laying there like a head with its chicken cut off”

  • @fancybirb3332
    @fancybirb3332 Před 3 lety +165

    15:09 I watched this vIDEO THREE TIMES before I realized that tables ARE ACTUALLY NOT fking aNnimMMmalls.
    Not rewatching the same scene multiple times, I watched the entire video, thinking this scene was funny already, not giving it a second glance... then I was bored one day and watched it again all the same, then I watched it AGAIN a few days later and I was like “wait TABLE in ANIMAL REVIEWS” omg I hate myself

    • @iexist1300
      @iexist1300 Před 3 lety +10

      Also they list entire categories as one animal, but for others it's more specific. Like badgers which are a fairly small group are one animal, but so is every bird in existence.

    • @buboypogi6349
      @buboypogi6349 Před 2 lety +1

      go back to tumblr you comedy genius

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 4 lety +13

    "This is what companies say every time they try buy tumblr" is a very accurate state about Tumblr and I love it.
    Rule 1 of business, folks: if 90% of your site is porn and 9% is hate speech, don't ban porn.

  • @mynameisnotthathardtospell8199

    8:53 power move: come to class late through the floor and don’t explain anything

    • @strawberrieswhitechocolate9162
      @strawberrieswhitechocolate9162 Před 3 lety +82

      Professor: ok class today--
      Student: *exits the floor*
      Professor: ....h-how did you..?

    • @aloserlmao5292
      @aloserlmao5292 Před 3 lety +44

      @@strawberrieswhitechocolate9162
      Student: *ignores the professor and sits down*

    • @litchi1573
      @litchi1573 Před 3 lety +20

      @@aloserlmao5292 Teacher, thinking: what the hell?

    • @justbee232
      @justbee232 Před 3 lety +4

      @@litchi1573 class: the quiet kid has spoken his secret language, we will all perish

    • @litchi1573
      @litchi1573 Před 3 lety +4

      @@justbee232 Student: Why are they looking at me like I just murdered them?

  • @ritachambers782
    @ritachambers782 Před 4 lety +315

    My favorite bad analogy:
    He carried the goose like how a prairie dog carries the bubonic plague. Unhappily, but begrudgingly.

    • @Maltodextreen
      @Maltodextreen Před 4 lety +13

      Excuse you, but that is an excellent analogy

    • @ritachambers782
      @ritachambers782 Před 4 lety +7

      @@Maltodextreen thanks I wrote it myself

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon Před 4 lety +11

      Awesome. Pure talent. Bad analogies are an unrecognized art form.

  • @jadonmcallister8867
    @jadonmcallister8867 Před 4 lety +56

    9:03 when classes start rise out of the floor wearing a demon mask. all the college students watch as some poor guy looks like he’s being dragged straight to hell .

  • @Electrolight_44
    @Electrolight_44 Před 4 lety +34

    6:32
    It's the same for the South-African penguin, also known as the Jackass penguin.

  • @thatoneradiohost2737
    @thatoneradiohost2737 Před 4 lety +116

    “God wanted me dead, now *you* get to find out why!” Haha, nice.

  • @Talia_Foxx
    @Talia_Foxx Před 4 lety +273

    12:58
    Oz: "Parasitic round worms: a review."
    Me: "Oh no."
    Oz: "No. Bad."

  • @beatfromjetsetradio8239
    @beatfromjetsetradio8239 Před 3 lety +10

    “The luck of the Irish” was originally a negative interjection, used with the exact same connotation as “D’oh!”

  • @Ju-Ju-Bean14
    @Ju-Ju-Bean14 Před 10 měsíci +11

    I love coming back to this video in mid 2023 just being nostalgic and get SLAPPED in the gut with the realization of Oz being apart of Sad Milk

    • @chuckmcluckin6082
      @chuckmcluckin6082 Před 3 měsíci

      To hell with Blair for real, but I hope the rest of them can reconcile after all that happened.

  • @Bopoeoaelic
    @Bopoeoaelic Před 4 lety +245

    2:00 The rule is "A jedi never strikes first", small but could have helped if the kid knew.

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Před 3 lety +28

      And "A Jedi does not kill an unarmed prisoner"

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +7

      650 Subs with no videos? I'm fairly certain the Jedi break these two rules all the time.

    • @doggosho3044
      @doggosho3044 Před 2 lety +3

      And
      "Only One jedi can use the high ground"

    • @endernightblade1958
      @endernightblade1958 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@doggosho3044”chancellor palpatine said it’s my turn on the high ground”

  • @annin7039
    @annin7039 Před 4 lety +290

    "It's called Work Ethic" *long pause of existential dread*
    A mood.

  • @decepticonleaderstarscream6551

    7:06
    That ain't no Disney villain, that's an anime antagonist. Only they know how to destroy a person emotionally so professionally

  • @LizzyLupus
    @LizzyLupus Před 4 lety +17

    5:46
    "Hey tedcruz does this this offer stand?"
    didn't notice the second this the first time I watched.

    • @jaycasados5653
      @jaycasados5653 Před 3 lety +2

      I’ve seen this video way to many times and now I just noticed the typo. And promptly went into the comments

  • @warriorcatskid003
    @warriorcatskid003 Před 4 lety +337

    Absolutely loosing it over “they eat our seeds and then they go CACK”

  • @jamestouchette859
    @jamestouchette859 Před 4 lety +374

    New rule: your face reveal ABSOLUTELY must come in the form of an Animal Review!!

  • @wolfsbaneandnightshade2166
    @wolfsbaneandnightshade2166 Před 4 lety +11

    As an artist I have to say that sometimes being in an uncreative environment can actually be beneficial to the creative process. Both by giving the brain a break and thus minimizing dry spells and 2, by allowing the brain time to think over creative stumps. That's why I loved math class. I suck at math, but enjoyed being in that dull environment

  • @coelacanthtrench7
    @coelacanthtrench7 Před 4 lety +22

    Me: *_David Attenborugh impersonation_* Here in the land of Tumblr, lives quite the odd specimen. They say the land is cursed, others say the land is blessed. but humanity has known that Tumblr.... is blursed.

  • @user-me3nb2xy3e
    @user-me3nb2xy3e Před 4 lety +808

    I want to see an entire video dedicated to "ANIMAL REVIWES"! Make it happen!

  • @KC-gf8xe
    @KC-gf8xe Před 4 lety +589

    I love Animal reviews!
    Edit: Also, holy sh*t! I was neither prepared for nor expecting the mole person outro!
    Good thing I'm already on the toilet.

    • @electromad6385
      @electromad6385 Před 4 lety +12

      note to self ... don't ... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
      Don't put this at full volume, and scroll to read comment before the last post like I did ...
      On an other note, does anyone has a good new chair to recommand ?

    • @D.KlWA-aG
      @D.KlWA-aG Před 4 lety +2

      Trees-
      Make good chairs for tropical people

    • @jena1513
      @jena1513 Před 4 lety +3

      The ants review felt like getting kicked in the stomach.

  • @oniris3326
    @oniris3326 Před rokem +4

    It's been 3 years and "bad astronaut get put in the corpse wiggler" is still present at the back of my mind.

  • @alyssamay9237
    @alyssamay9237 Před rokem +5

    Fun fact about Targent (16:08)! They've received so many asks about beans that they had to put "Stop asking me about beans" in their bio

  • @kianarojas5652
    @kianarojas5652 Před 4 lety +286

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Oz: aNiMaL REVIEEEEEWWWW

  • @MediocreMolly
    @MediocreMolly Před 4 lety +325

    “TIME TO BULLY MYSELF” me making self deprecating jokes to a random cashier that insists on talking to me

  • @HakaishinKion
    @HakaishinKion Před 3 lety +40

    I swear its not even the post’s that make me laugh, its the fact that when Oz Laughs, All you feel like doing is laughing with him!

    • @n_d_cisive
      @n_d_cisive Před 3 lety +2

      The proper punctuation ruined this comment

  • @sirsycho6030
    @sirsycho6030 Před 4 lety +46

    7:22, So, i have brand new Earbuds in, And when it said "does it", IT SCARED THE HECK OUTA ME BECAUSE IT SAID IT IN ONE EAR LIKE A PERSON WISPERING IN MY EAR, after that i was laughing.

    • @supremechaosbeing2696
      @supremechaosbeing2696 Před 3 lety +1

      i feel afraid and slightly seduced. am i gay now

    • @daev255
      @daev255 Před 3 lety

      @@supremechaosbeing2696 same. But with a friend

  • @sprinkleofsuga7186
    @sprinkleofsuga7186 Před 4 lety +348

    Nobody:
    Oz:
    *gets extremely passionate*
    /a g g r e s s i v e t a b l e s l a m/

  • @JasperCatProductions
    @JasperCatProductions Před 4 lety +361

    The animal reviews are precious.

  • @Thibbs-vp6gm
    @Thibbs-vp6gm Před 4 lety +18

    3:13 I had to pause the video because I was laughing my ass off, and I watched this part like 5 times "They eat out seeds and then go CAAAAACK" I love it

  • @redpup355
    @redpup355 Před 3 lety +7

    9:00
    Plot twist: *He didn’t censor his face.*

  • @theyofmanynames
    @theyofmanynames Před 4 lety +260

    2:30
    I legitimately consider Minecraft to be a survival horror game. You have not known true fear until you've heard That hissing noise right behind you.

    • @coelacanthtrench7
      @coelacanthtrench7 Před 4 lety +15

      Pfft, you think you have seen fear, then you have not tried to fight off a raid on your own in survival for the first time.

    • @purplesweaterboi4763
      @purplesweaterboi4763 Před 4 lety +15

      payday 2 is scarier.
      one word: cloakers

    • @angelbasilica
      @angelbasilica Před 4 lety +8

      @@purplesweaterboi4763 *ringing intensifies, while being kicked to death , wHILE a lvl 12 Dallas tries to res you without even TRYING to kill the cloaker*

    • @devak6698
      @devak6698 Před 3 lety +8

      Endermen basically snap the player’s neck

    • @the_soulless_joe8751
      @the_soulless_joe8751 Před 3 lety +2

      @@purplesweaterboi4763 Best boi

  • @olliethecryptid3238
    @olliethecryptid3238 Před 4 lety +115

    *”god wanted me dead now YOU GET TO FIND OUT WHY!”* never save my life I’m going to follow you around and when you ask why I’m going to say this lmao

  • @jasonstallings9785
    @jasonstallings9785 Před 4 lety +21

    THE GREAT ANCIENT ONE HAS RETURNED
    The ancient one: *very long legged cat*

    • @vb1564
      @vb1564 Před 3 lety +2

      tfw you have the entirety of the 13th legion ultramarines chanting for a fucking cat with long legs

  • @justa_randomfailure6250
    @justa_randomfailure6250 Před 3 lety +5

    "it's called work ethic" you didn't have to call me out like this!

  • @Hawk1966
    @Hawk1966 Před 4 lety +251

    Wow, Oz killed himself several times in this one. His laughter is genuinely what makes this one of the best channels.

  • @finnfraggle
    @finnfraggle Před 4 lety +232

    5:49 As an irish lass myself, I can tell you, that is literally the whole joke.

    • @mayathemayar4469
      @mayathemayar4469 Před 4 lety +6

      I haven't seen this many Irish since I was in Ireland! Good to see more people of my...culture....?

    • @noku75
      @noku75 Před 4 lety +3

      SO THATS WHY MY LUCK IS SO SHIT!

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff Před 4 lety +1

      @@noku75 mine is good for some reason

    • @noku75
      @noku75 Před 4 lety +1

      @@stpidstuff _TEACH ME YOUR WAYS_

    • @abarbee98
      @abarbee98 Před 3 lety

      Burns in the sun easily. "Luck of the irish"

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion Před 3 lety +10

    *Ultramarines chant while showing cat*
    Me: " Marneus Catgar. "

  • @fancybirb3332
    @fancybirb3332 Před 3 lety +7

    11:25 Jellyfish are the ideal form. Float like a butterfly? Jellyfish float MUCH better than butterflies. Sting like a bee? Jellyfish don’t die when they sting. When you’re 90% water, and you LIVE in water, you’re more a divine part of nature than a mortal being. Also there’s a species of jellyfish that can live forever. 5 stars for being the ideal form, minus one star for looking like an alien mushroom. (5/6 stars)

  • @theqster9671
    @theqster9671 Před 4 lety +642

    Does anyone else notice that oz’s hair makes facial expressions or is that just me
    Edit: for those who can’t find it it happens @10:42

  • @KRO-222
    @KRO-222 Před 4 lety +173

    The username “surprisedentistry” is terrifying

  • @BGDMusic
    @BGDMusic Před 2 lety +6

    14:06 ok i want to write a book and use all of these

  • @NervousKraken
    @NervousKraken Před 3 lety +5

    The ant review instantly sent me back into the depression I've tried to crawl out of for 8 years.

  • @aboveaveragecat44
    @aboveaveragecat44 Před 4 lety +133

    Sneks: they are *T O O B S*
    Edit: everytime I hear the intro music I hear: go to the store for some tortellini

    • @Tarantio1983
      @Tarantio1983 Před 3 lety +1

      Nah, Man ...
      they're wiggly fleshlights, My Dude!

    • @aboveaveragecat44
      @aboveaveragecat44 Před 3 lety +2

      @@Tarantio1983 no. Bad. You are wrong. Leave and take your blasphemy with you

    • @Tarantio1983
      @Tarantio1983 Před 3 lety +1

      @@aboveaveragecat44 everything is sex toy if you are brave enough...

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n Před 3 lety

      @@Tarantio1983 The pale king agrees. Buzzsaws can be used, right?

    • @Tarantio1983
      @Tarantio1983 Před 3 lety

      @@Lettucem3n everything is sex toy if you are brave enough ...

  • @watdaduckfuk
    @watdaduckfuk Před 4 lety +437

    Animals review: Beans
    They're beans and delicious yet you shouldn't eat them you monsters take care of your beans
    5 out of 5 stars for being beans.
    [Beany boys]
    ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

  • @DogeOwO
    @DogeOwO Před 3 lety +14

    This shouldn’t be laughing this hard 😂
    So uh-...
    I was drawing while listening to this and occasionally looking at the video and during this part, 7:37, I thought you said “will the corpse be hard”. And stopped drawing for a few seconds and slowly looked up to see wtf was going on, only to read the text on the screen that said “course”.
    For I good few seconds I was a bit concerned and confused on if I accidentally clicked the screen to a cursed comments video and then burst out laughing when I realized my mistake

  • @sreebeetheone
    @sreebeetheone Před 3 lety +14

    "The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object" senT ME

  • @Daxyl
    @Daxyl Před 4 lety +368

    Animal Reviews: Dragons, a review
    Dragons are just the best in every possible way! If you ever meet a dragon ask to be its slave, or its dinner, either way you'll be moving up in the world!
    Four stars for being the awesomest and most best ever.
    One star deducted for not existing.

    • @planetz8559
      @planetz8559 Před 4 lety +30

      ⭑⭑⭑⭑⭒
      _|_____
      |
      awesome

    • @meaghanklassen5988
      @meaghanklassen5988 Před 4 lety +34

      ★★★★☆
      ____/
      |
      Be more existent

    • @phantasiafirefly7464
      @phantasiafirefly7464 Před 4 lety +5

      Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @carteradams43
      @carteradams43 Před 4 lety +11

      Animal Reviews: Dragons, a review.
      what is awesome-r then a dragon? a BABY DRAGON! the thing with baby dragons is that they probaly have no concept of things like slavery, and are too small to eat you. this means you can train them to be your pet and later ride them! that will move you up in the world even more!
      5 stars
      one extra star added and deducted as they also do not exist
      ***** .
      (awesome) (still does not exist)

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 Před 3 lety +5

      What do you mean they don't exist?
      Who have I been feeding?

  • @CR-gh5bp
    @CR-gh5bp Před 4 lety +151

    Bird go "CACK"

  • @Jaydee-wd7wr
    @Jaydee-wd7wr Před 3 lety +4

    4:38, “Either Sonic is a God or could kill God and I do not care if there is a difference!”

  • @Le_Fuqwit2111
    @Le_Fuqwit2111 Před 3 lety +4

    13:03
    ... I mean... can you blame the guy? Disturbia is the BOMB!!!

  • @benslater3588
    @benslater3588 Před 4 lety +162

    today i got 69 out of 80 on a depression test and it told me i was severely depressed but i have absolutely no idea if the test was serious or not

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 Před 4 lety +148

    "When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, thats a moray."

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 Před 4 lety +8

      Wulfleyn when it’s jaw opens wide and there’s more jaws inside that’s a moray

    • @frownyclowny6955
      @frownyclowny6955 Před 4 lety +4

      Matthew Jensen m-more jaws????

    • @elimcgamerguy
      @elimcgamerguy Před 4 lety +3

      @@mattuwu9978 I READ THAT IN MARIO'S VOICE

    • @Delie4
      @Delie4 Před 4 lety +1

      @@elimcgamerguy OH GOD NOW I DID TOO

    • @jenniferlazowski781
      @jenniferlazowski781 Před 4 lety

      When you play with your cards and people call a retard, you're a bastard

  • @dragonflymoonraven
    @dragonflymoonraven Před 4 lety +7

    10:34 "The Darkness. The Destroyer of Worlds"
    "JAAACKIIIEEEEE!!! FEEEED ME THEIR HEAAAARTSSSS--SHAPED BISCUITS.... YEESSSSS HOSSST!!! DARKNESS WILL FAAALL!!!"
    (only videogame and/or comic book fans will get this reference. and probably not all of those to be fair)

  • @JesusChrist-wp5pj
    @JesusChrist-wp5pj Před 3 lety +9

    0:30 why does the grandma's economic status matter

  • @petroshot3713
    @petroshot3713 Před 4 lety +83

    Nobody:
    Oz:
    A N I M A L R E V I E W S

  • @theystikey9983
    @theystikey9983 Před 4 lety +73

    Nobody:
    Oz: *”aNiMaL rEvIeW!”*

  • @onimodpl
    @onimodpl Před 3 lety +9

    5:39 Oz is a car guy, confirmed (unless he follows Bladed Angel for whatever other reason)

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 Před 4 lety +13

    Number 10 in the analogy section.
    "Spread me like a plague, daddy"

  • @leviathanlawliet4547
    @leviathanlawliet4547 Před 4 lety +106

    If oz isn't the softest boi in the world, then they're wrong because he is

  • @ScorpionCA
    @ScorpionCA Před 4 lety +83

    "Turtles are very nice"
    Micheal Reeves: IT's TAZER TIME

  • @southparkfirefly
    @southparkfirefly Před 3 lety +4

    I keep coming back to this because I love the way OZ reads the Animal Reviews. I shout ANIMAL REVIEWS! (in my head) all the time. I want a full Animal Reviews video.

  • @twixby_5294
    @twixby_5294 Před 3 lety +4

    "That's not a blaster, that's a chicken."
    But-
    It blasts eggs

  • @brunoaragao2868
    @brunoaragao2868 Před 4 lety +77

    2:29 goddammit it’s playing pumped up kicks

    • @aero6409
      @aero6409 Před 4 lety +2

      I love it how the only like is from, none other then the CZcams himself Oz lol

    • @brunoaragao2868
      @brunoaragao2868 Před 4 lety +2

      Emily Ochoa holy shit

  • @ryanblaz4118
    @ryanblaz4118 Před 4 lety +89

    Me and my friend now have a running joke/threat where we shout "Animal reviews!" And kick each other's ankles, making each other drop to the ground. We both live in fear.

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 Před 3 lety +6

      ANIMAL REVIEWS!

    • @fritz4044
      @fritz4044 Před 3 lety +13

      *ANIMAL REVIEWS!*
      _shatters ankle_

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 Před 3 lety +7

      @@fritz4044 *ANIMAL REVIEWS!!!*
      _critical hit!_

  • @TaranAlvein
    @TaranAlvein Před rokem +2

    13:42 - Oh wow, these are ancient! I remember reading these back in the early '00s!

  • @worksgaming7764
    @worksgaming7764 Před 3 lety +9

    “Does this this offer stand?” Lmao

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual Před 4 lety +154

    *hears chant at the beginning*
    GREETINGS HONORABLE BATTLE BROTHER!

  • @HaruHarune
    @HaruHarune Před 4 lety +35

    2:30 Thats,, that’s my boy ghost!!!! He told me he wanted the buenos dias player thing to die but now it’s immortalized forever. Thank you Oz

  • @ItsYaBoi129
    @ItsYaBoi129 Před 3 lety +5

    14:22 I lost it with that laugh.

  • @katattack9
    @katattack9 Před 3 lety +3

    I just had the worst panic attack then I went to watch stuff because it makes me feel better, I saw this, and just the first few seconds cheered me up. Your content is amazing, keep it up!

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 Před 4 lety +143

    7:21 Jesus Christ I was wearing headphones in my bedroom and that was terrifying

    • @kosmiczergs1758
      @kosmiczergs1758 Před 4 lety +12

      Same.......

    • @starswillfall.
      @starswillfall. Před 4 lety +1

      Jesus Christ me too

    • @thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933
      @thenonpoliticalpterodactyl7933 Před 4 lety +1

      I don't even Know what he looks like now, so imma just say I have a crush on his voice

    • @nyxiethepixie3083
      @nyxiethepixie3083 Před 4 lety +1

      Same, but I wasn't in the bathroom, just sitting in the dark, expecting some horror to loom in the light of my tablet.

    • @HolyDarkFire
      @HolyDarkFire Před 4 lety +1

      I'm wearing my beefy headset that I use for gaming while watching this and it admittedly made me jump

  • @mossvideos8460
    @mossvideos8460 Před 4 lety +34

    4:03
    "Bad astronauts get put in the corpse wiggler"
    Me: * chokes on my dinner *

  • @Marsoid_the_looooser
    @Marsoid_the_looooser Před 3 lety +2

    3:42
    I think that the voice crack in the "Never stop!" Made it 10x more precious

  • @NocturnalDecay
    @NocturnalDecay Před 3 lety +3

    As the High Overseer of the Jellyfish Council, I can confirm they are all Sinners.

  • @absolutelyyousless7605
    @absolutelyyousless7605 Před 4 lety +76

    0:05
    **Emperors’ Text-to-Speech Intensifies**

  • @Slippintf2
    @Slippintf2 Před 4 lety +29

    7:19 when he said "Does it" It only came out of my right earphone and it scared me

  • @l.dthekatt1836
    @l.dthekatt1836 Před 4 lety +6

    Little Oz is adorable. Lol. I'm always excited to hear his voice. Lol.