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First. You vultures.
Oz Media no u
Oh no
that’s a pro gamer move
Oz Media well if I’m a vulture does that mean I get to eat road kill. Finally I get to do something child me has always wanted to do
>:/
You, a commoner: “you’re bones are dry.”
Me, an intellectual: *YOUR BONES ARE THIRSTY*
Not to be the grammer nazi.....but....."*your bones are dry"
I hate you for this
it explains why bowsers skeleton is called "dry bowser" and why when we die we become our dry selves
@@AustinJASMR *cease.*
He NeEdS sOme MiLK!!!
2015: Undertale?
2017: DEFINITELY Doki Doki
2019: *HJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK*
2015 *is* undertale
@@williamsmith6921 So I was right all along.
DEFO doki.doki
@Rafael Suprayogi not anymore!
If 2015 is undertale then what’s 2016’s indie hit?
Confession time: during my Nightcore phase, I 100% listened to Nightcored country songs, and I know that EXACT Honky Tonk Badonkadonk video.
Wait wait
WHAT
@@danwolf4045 I still have a whole Nightcore country playlist saved on one of my old CZcams accounts that I don't really use. What a time to be alive.
@@aprobablyhumanmemberofsoci6359 my question is how did you get in to it
@@danwolf4045 it started out as disbelieving curiosity. I saw a song title that I knew was country and was like "there is no way Nightcore country is a thing lmao what" and before I knew it I was bumping to the squeaky chorus of a song about beer and trucks at three in the morning on a Friday.
@@aprobablyhumanmemberofsoci6359 ah ok
Casual reminder: The first sexual predator was an entire species of dinosaur.
SAY GOOD BYE!
w.... which dinosaur would *that* be?
That’s an onion article
@@pedrosalguero5664 link?
That was satire
Damien from Emkay: So sweet and happy never really yells
Oz: *inaudible screaming in rage and confusion*
They aren't the same person
I've confirmed they don't feed him
That's why I like Oz more then Damien
I THOUGHT THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON AND WHEN HE SAID HE SAID TWO NAMES I EITHER
A.THOUGHT THEY WERE BOTH HIS NAMES FOR SOME REASON AND THAT ONLY DAMIEN EXISTED AND
B. IT WAS THE NAME OF THE ARTIST.
And none of your “They are different people” propaganda will change that btw
@@shinkanseninkyrgyzrepublic4544 wat
My house is like a musical. There's 4 of us and if any of my roommates starts singing the Wii music with a "Bum ba dum dum ba dumdumdum" anyone else who heard will chime in the next "BUMBUMBUM!" and they continue and we harmonize on certain parts. It's beautiful. Not sure how it started but it did.
Or if someone goes "An avocaaadoo-" the rest of us go "THAAAAAANKSSS"
(Insert reply here)
0.0 we do it with “du du du du du dududu”
That's just me and my brother every single day wtfff-
T H A A A A A N K S :D
@@goosegoose108 DU DU DU
2:53
He didnt say we dont need veins, meat, or blood.
Just imagine a skinless being walking around dancing on Halloween night.
Its singing, "Spooky scary skeletons sends shiver down your spine."
*With a awfully low voice while you hear the blood splat on the floor every step it takes towards the nearest cemetary.*
Tbf, we also don't technically need skin to live. As long as our bones, organs, and muscles are intact, we can survive just fine. Our skin mainly serves to protect us from the sun, contaminants that might cause infection, injuries, and high or low temperatures
(Yes I know this comment is old shut up)
my current employer lied to me about my pay. he said 10 flat. i mention it to him and he said he'll fix it, he didn't. so i brought it up too him. about 4 weeks later and several attempts to reason with him, i poped. im wheelchair bound so it looked really bad when this one legged started yelling at him in front of all the costumers. he tried to play the "i dont know what your talking about." card but messed up and said "i wouldnt lower myself to your level to lie to you." wich i retourted with something i read on tumblr "my-? MY LEVEL?!?! b*tc* i need a concrete shoe, a boat trip the the mariana trench, and some drilling equpment to get to *your* level." that was a good day.
Don't forget the pressure protection suit, but aside from that, nice roast
holy fucking shit you murdered him, used a magic spell to turn his dead and incinerated body into a dead horse and started beating him up with thor's hammer what the FUCK
But did he fix your pay?
@@mozimoss1016 the true questions
That’s a lawsuit!
I feel like oz is slowly losing his mind
So much shouting tonight XD
Love it!
Nah, Ozs mind already tried to escape to a save place, unlucky for it, it stranded in Germany. Now to be tortured by a cult praying for and to Baumkuchen.
It has to be the mole people.
*WAKE UP SHEEPLE*
@@H-to-O Well I have my mind right here! I think...or was it over there? Hmm well maybe next to the Baumkuchen shrine.
lost*
That "stress ball" is a ball that gives you stress.
No, it is supposed to be a thing that calms you down.
Aksana_Belarus r/woooosh
@Brayden
yes they missed the joke, but the woooosh thing is annoying and overused.
@Sean OH SHIT
Kyle Tanking
Me doing crunches:please don’t pop please don’t pop please don’t pop plea
8:01 RIGHT AFTER HE SCREAMED I GOT AN ADVERT AND I KID YOU NOT THE ADVERT FLIPPING SAID " *Screams of terror filled the dungeon* " IM ACTUALLY DYING
No u
Is it that stupid werewolf s3x one
When it said "Allegra" it activated my alexa so I just heard a girls in the darkness say " how can I help you john".
... I nearly fell off my chair because it was 3 f$&#ing am
Looks like that SNL sketch came true after all
They really did design Alexa to respond to Allegra
' I'm sorry, *John.* '
You know, the fact that my first name Is john knocks the creep level up like 3 levels
Thanks to you I now know what choking on a fry is like
No u
Nobody:
Bones:H A R D S P O N G E
W-why?
@@emilybenson3147 because
You just gave me an unholy mental image involving Spongebob Squarepants, and I hate you for it.
@Eros Matthew Montallana Exactly.
I hate how accurate this is
“ITS OCTOBER; WHO NEEDS SKIN” Oz Media - 2019
Hit it!
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE
Nice
The truest of quotes
Good comment
Indie hit of 2020: little bean men running around trying to find out who’s killing them.
fall guys? or among us?
@@MsXmaster666 yes
@@NStripleseven correct answer
"Unless you're a masochist"
*Me, moaning through the entire thing*
you okay?
9h?
Sir-
Haha I'm the 69th like
Nah nah nah.. It's not a " Thorn ", it's a " Þorn "
Oksana Verbytska how in God’s name do you do that porn-born thorn thing
@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 ok if on mobile just hold on letter t and it should be there (þ)
Doesn’t work for me :(
@@catastrophicmid-lifecrisis451 i dont even know what to tell you other þan þat and þat it works for me þough
😭 why are you flexing
"Im going to shatter you like glass" is the greatest threatening sentence i've heard in a good while.
I once threatened someone to draw furry art of someone’s pet
@@nexusgiga A true hero.
It wouldn't even be bad if it wasn't sexual. Like, that's just a free commission, Lmao.
@@CoolMintMC i never said itd be sexual just you know furry art since most people hate them
I’m adding it to my list lol
_He has a list. god forbid he uses it..._
The post about doctor Phil reading their text post out so they never made it hurts because I apply the same logic to my oc bios exept with Solar Sand's cold, dead, empty husk of a voice in the most mildly condescending tone imaginable. Then I stop wanting to make the bio
"I ROLL TO SEDUCE THE SECURITY CAMERA!!!"
I'm just imagining oz sitting by himself in his apartment just saying "WHO NEEDS SKIN ITS OCTOBER HIT IT" Then he just edits in the song later.
Fina Tey if he lives in an apartment or even a dorm, i am so sorry for everyone who listens to him make these without having context
@@Brightnight16 probably lol
PFTT
Can you imagine his neighbors listening to him record these, and then some time later they watch the video once he uploads it?
@@Kartoffelkamm Ya just chilling In your apartment and you just hear in a manic voice from the guy nextdoor "WHO NEEDS SKIN"!!!
“My ideal form”
*”Agreed”*
*agreed*
421st like. I'm sorry, fellow traveler, for I have ruined perfection for my own selfish reasons and refuse to take it back. We stand together, but weakened by our numbers. We are overcrowded and yet the throng grows. I am sorry, but I stand firm in my decision, as perfection is a lie. Like sunlight it feels good in small amounts, but if you go alone for too long it burns. And, like sunlight, perfection shall destroy you utterly and completely if thou attempts to reach it directly and fully. Perfection seems pleasant at first glance but many pleasures, nay, *all* pleasures are enemies to perfection.
@@BookWyrmOnAString What the fuck!
666 likes
@@arkius9545 Great. I don't give a fuck.
OZ: WHO NEEDS SKIN?? *HIT IT* (slides through screen with the sans eye)
Fr, Oz is a huge mood sometimes
13:37 okay but this reminded me about the time me and my siblings were going to a lake, and google tried to lead us down this private road for *some reason.* We checked the map and... Google was trying to drive us into the *middle of the lake.*
looks like GLaDOS has found her way into most of modern technology.
No u
@@toomanydum4084 no u
I read this like a Family Guy skit for some reason
@@drakeoncathcard3605 that is the perfwct way to have read this
I like how everyone on Tumblr acts like Tumblr is a place, not a page on the internet.
tumblr is not a page, it is Satan's spawn where the cool kids hang out.
@@dungeon1305 Well, the cool kids and the kids everyone hates because they keep correcting the teacher when the teacher isn't even wrong.
@@TheGoldenDunsparce True
A Koopa Troopa currently working for bowser. Tumblr isn’t a place, it’s a people.
Tumblr is just sheogorath's plane of oblivion
Time Traveller: *writes Thiccness with a thorn*
Me: "WHO ARE YOU? Can I come with you?"
Þanks but no þanks
@@h_dragoonx3532 Þanks, Þis characÞer is annoying. Totally gonna use it Þo
Efu204 characther
Þis might be þe most oddest þing but who þe f■■■ cares
Oz: "Can you just not say Garfeild!"
Me (screaming): "GARFIELD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Who else is just watching this and vibing in quarantine?
I have watched this video about 5 times in the span of about of 3 days
Saaaaaame
@@racooninatrenchcoat4257 I've watched it at least twice. And it suited my mood both times.
2019: HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE, WELCOME TO THE *HJONKENING*
2020: THE RABBIT MAN IS TRYING TO MAKE ME KILL
2017: FUCK MONICA NATSUKI IS BEST GIRL
NO BROOTHERS, 2020 WAS THE HJONKENING. IT'S NEARLY OVER-
*OBJECTED UPDATED: SURVIVE*
11:57
Post: If my own footsteps....
“If my own footprints...”
Either way terrifying
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY
Gammerboi 3000 so it’s not just me
No u
@@3ch0h3art4 no u
13:15 I'm just imagining a scene from the Office where Dwight walks in, and Jim sprints towards him on all fours. Dwight screams, and runs away, Jim following. I've been laughing for 4 min.
14:20
DUNGEONS &
DINERS &
DRIVE-INS &
DRAGONS &
DIVES:
ESCAPE FROM FLAVOURTOWNE
Yes tho
"If my isn't twitching it's not sour enough"
Honestly same
*Literally is someone who drinks straight up Lemon Juice*
Yo, I usually put so much lemon juice in all my meals, it becomes lemon juice with * selected meal*
You haven't lived until you buy pure citric acid powder (in the canning section) and done shots of that 😍 Just a disclaimer, it WILL burn holes in your mouth if you let it sit in one place for too long LOL
Hello, long lost twin. Glad to meet you.
Lemon squash gotta have a ratio 1 lemon to 7 water
Lemon juice is for weaklings, I eat limes.
10:54
That is the cutest and most wholesome reason to name a cat something like that.
4:20 guess we'll just have to wait until he's 420.
Excellent, nice
@Acid Yes, he timed this perfectly, can we give him a star forr this.
No u
@@cliffcook790 no u
@Acid no u
Oz shouting "HIT IT" and activating the spooky scary skeleton song is my lifestyle.
"Feed me the pain salt." How did you read my mind?
PSA: you can buy pure citric acid, it's usually with the canning stuff 😉🤤
THE PAIN
ITS SALTY
@@reboot9204 me
"who genuinely enjoys sour candy"
*laughs in trolli sour brite crawler*
not sponsored
Citric acid chemical burns in your mouth, totally worth it
Clare Hidalgo You’re damn right it’s worth it.
@@clarehidalgo pineapple juice eats your mouth skin.
Kochlor but why does it taste so good
@@doubledare7736 why does *p a i n s a l t* taste so good.
Indie hit of 2020: There are murders on a spaceship and you need to find out who did it.
"Unless your a masochist"
Sorry bud, the videos i watch for that break my bones
Nobody:
Oz and Jacksepticeye: HJONK!
Hjönk.
Robert E.O. Speedwagon
S p e e d w a g o n?
@@gremlinsounds7962 That's who I am, lad.
@@thiccyeetboi1019 SpeeEEEEEEDwagooOOOONNNNNNnnnn
YOU WERE THE BEST CHARACTER T-T
Oz: who Needs the skin anyway
Me:oh That's going to be great
Me and Oz: Hit it
NO ALEXA NOT CHANGED THE MUSICAL I sad no
alexa: fine but really can I not be funny for ONCE?
I AM THE EDITOR
Spooky Scary skeletons sending shivers down your spine.
YESS
Oz: who needs skin anyway
Me: * rips of skin and starts doing the skeleton dance *
(Sans Oz Exists.)
Oz is the best voice actor for Tumblr' I swear it fits so perfect with with Tumblr's atmosphere,
he could be a text to speech bot for tumblr but, I have heard that takes forever.
7:06 I have literally eating a spoonful of citric acid aka the stuff that makes sour candy sour and I loved it
Danny DeVito is 74 now. Just think about that for a second.
His skin however, is still smooth and moist
@@lannie771 *...Sir, Are you okay? I'm going to have to confiscate your drugs*
Shhhhhhhh
Mr. Devito does not age.
Ive come to the realization the he will probably die in my lifetime along with all of my other favorite people and im not okay
HE IS 78 NOW WHAT THE FUCK-
7:13 If I will not feel my every nerve and organ in pain after I eat the PAIN SALT CANDY, I'm not happy.
Same
No u
@@leiliabug5240 no u
Half the time when I talk to my cat, I yell at him in a Scottish accent.
Does it work?
@@ivancaffey1622 he just kinda looks pissed off when I do it.
Lol
4:48 I had the same thing happen to me a few weeks ago in New Horizons so it's nice to see that some things never change.
I was asked "Hey Wolfie, I've some folks calling you Wolfie. Can I call you that?" And I said yes and then she said "Thanks mountain!" Mountain being the nickname I was recently given by another villager and adopted by a few others, so I think the game just forgets to replace your name with your nickname in that dialogue
1:56
“Thiccnesse”
¶
ẞ¥
þiccnesse
69th like finally for ONCE. also yeah WHO TIMETRAVELED?
Þicnesse
Oz: (reacting to the crazy he puts in his videos)
Me: I should not be able to relate to this as much as I do. :/
1:43 You will NEVER catch me, your food is now in another dimension you fool
3:13 I literally spit out my water while trying to run to the sink to spit it out so I wouldn't spit out all of it and then probably curl up in the floor dying of laughter at 11pm to try not to wake my dad but I ended almost killing myself in the process
*Why is no one talking about how this guy just roasted Big Mouth?*
The show is just visually unappealing, so he's valid.
Oz: thinking of altering his Twitter
Me: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The horror!!!!!!!
So Many Humans, So Little Common Sense this post is SO close to 69 likes
Wow! I'm genuinely stunned! I've never had this many likes, and I'm aware I need a life. LOL
;-;
I need a life too :D
Thanks! I feel so much better! ;-)
2:19 this just proves that human's sense of humor hasn't changed one bit in the last couple hundred years
_Othello_ has Othello, the big badass black guy, literally say 'I have _done_ your mother.' and meant it sexually.
In response to "What have you done with my mother?!"
_The Bard_ was a smartass.
*FEED ME THE PAIN SALT*
Most people: Ducks aren’t really predators, just don’t make them mad
Any Herondale ever: OH MY GOD ITS A F*CKING DEMON SOMEONE HELP *AaAAaAaAaaAAA*
(If anyone understands this I will actually love you forever)
i understand the demon part one goosed me and my fucking butt still has the scar from it
"chickens aren't predators! They can't hurt you!"
Link: *crying, as the chickens slowly kill him bc he accidentally hit one*
YESS THE INFERNAL DEVICESS
Cat to the Moon
YES THANK YOU
Bookish_Stargazer 14 nics
2nd one:
Troom troom: THE BLUE-EYED GIRL IS HERE
ITS NOT A PROBLEM ANYMORE
Frightened Blondie doesn't believe my sandwich is really a GPS, but I'll show her!
5:46 he can not make his creation with himself for he has seen too much
at 16:00 i was like "hello kitty!" and then when she was called stupid- i was like "eY- dont be mean to the best cat gurl in existance!-"
Not a single comment:
Me: þ i c c n e s s
Ok but how do you get the thorn
@@fred_______ ok if on mobile just hold on letter t and it should be there(þ)
Infinite DragonX it won’t work for me
@@luna_h0p35 it works for me on mobile. You just hold on 't' and bam þ should appear
Infinite DragonX yiteręqæwė߯Txç V bbñmgfdhjkłœūÿt no it’s not on Apple at least
Games if you didn't know the names
2015: UNDERTALE
2017:Doki Doki Literature Club
2019: Untitled goose game
2021 minecraft
Thanks for this.
2020: Sirenhead
Is goose game on phone
What is the 2019 game called?
14:34 i swear this whole post offered e tequila, ate my ass and then stole my spinal cord at 6 am under a denny's counter
Last week I had a dream of me singing "we're all in this together"
you’re the only reddit youtuber i’m happy to watch add their commentary
2:25 “what the hell is the german shepherd doing?”
perfect
EmKay?
@@peasmehasselberg975 no
@@anonymousapproximation8549 Kalbus?
@@hazeltree7738 Maybe? Never heard of 'em before.
@@anonymousapproximation8549 would recommend the videos that have two narrators are pretty fun
14:39
i was chlling on an unspecified discord server when the discussion turned to tumblr and somebody said
"i am biased towards liking tumblr because i have a couple popular posts. now everybody is telling me what a fucking silverfish is so i dont know."
and i was like HOL UP THAT WAS Y O U?
No one:
Literally Nobody:
Not a Single Soul!:
Oz: FOOTPRINTS!
the way he says "Jaguar" as jag-WIRE hurts as much as when Damien (Emkay) says "available" as aval[i]able
Would you rather jag-ers
11:12
I just noticed that the lighting on his hair changes to be heart-shaped when he makes that face
cute
It's also a 0v0 face
@@ItzGlitchx *Shut. the FUCKKK. UP
@@ItzGlitchx *Just dont....I dont trust the world anymore*
I just listened to the first 30 seconds of Honky Tonk Badonkadonk and now I feel the urge to ethnically cleanse my watch history
4:54 looks like something you would see if you finished a Pokémon game then to celebrate took 30 Benadryl tablets
Thats a coma, actually.
The post about Japan’s environment minister was from one-time-I-dreamed
Yeah except this is the one time they weren't dreaming.
nypost.com/2019/09/23/japans-environment-minister-says-climate-fight-has-to-be-sexy/
It is very much real.
@@MaxieTheMax I don't understand why this is a bad thing
@@astuteanansi4935 I never said it was ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
11:57
the word footsteps: exists
Oz: *footprints*
1:10
*you can still call it a stress ball, it would just be the opposite as the regular ones we all know of that relieve stress and not cause it*
9:25 I know this one. It’s a reference to Ezekiel’s vision of a valley filled with dry bones.
2:54
“ITS OCTOBER WHO NEEDS SKIN HIT IT!!!!!!!
Hurry, CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PIC BEFORE THEY START CHANTING
"Why? Just why?"
You don't ask that about Tumblr; you'll never get an answer.
You don't ask that about Tumblr; you might get an answer.
As far as I know it's always
WHY NOT
You hav diagnose with “the big sad”
Buy me cookies and cream chocolate bar to nope
6:28
Indie Hit of 2020: A demon harem, a dream, and pancakes
WHAT
Helltaker Omori and Oneshot?
3:45 Not going to lie, I really thought this was talking about president James A. Garfield and I was super confused.
Although I did just know figure out the A stands for Abram not Andrew
"OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES"
SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF
Holdup.
The fact they look the same is worse
4:33 5th grade?! I couldn’t even draw a convincing dog or cat in high school!
6:06 "...at least 3 told me to seduce it"
I mean it worked for Ash
Please don't ever pull out the spoopy skeletons like that again, I nearly had a heart attack.
So ya gonna have a great costume
R.I.P Oz’s CZcams recommendations and search history
Jade Hightower oof what happen to his channel’s recommendation? The other recommendation is working fine so I’m trying to figure out his
@@Mastasrasmas Having nightcore southern music isn't fine. IT''S HELL!
Ace Sarmiento OOOH I think I know what your talking about. naw fam I only listen for like half of year and I figured out that night core steal art and songs because it doesn’t have a disclaimer or something that day the person let that person to put it in the video but don’t worry man I listen to the original ones that I once listen from nightcore
Good Job people, we put random nightcore in his browser history and recommended! Great Goddamn job!
“It’s October who needs skin?!” I’m actually dying lmao
' *Feed Me The Pain Salt* '
If It's Sour UwO
“Im sorry john” said garfield, pushing away his lasagna with his erik cassel roblox account action figure
0:20 I mean I have been nicknamed Freckles and they’re everywhere on me so..? Lmao 😂 btw love the video Oz! Your content makes the quarantine better!
I found a dead silverfish in my class once in fourth grade.
After he said "my CZcams recommendations are f*cked" an ad for that new ed sheeran song came on and for a second I thought it was an example
I see MiniOz is still in hiding. Stay safe. We salute you.
Talia/tetriQuinn May it be eating ice cream & petting doggies wherever it is.
no he is hiding from the mole peaple
@@absolutelyyousless7605 & luna
Two kinds of people
No he's/she's escaping from the mole people
@@cumcold1341 Yes, they have to lay low.
7:09 If I can still feel my tounge it's not sour enough
4:10
That is some Terry Pratchett oddity right there,
7:58
there is an option to delete from your browser history on youtube
"Who needs skin?! HIT IT!"
Me: *immediately remembers the post about the guy that made a brand new sex toy by putting a fleshlight into a medical show skeleton's pelvis*
Me: Hmm
*Music starts*
Me: Oh... Ooohh.....
Edit: alrght, here's the link for whoever wants to see for themselves. The post was in r/delusionalcraiglist
/comments/b07ftx/still_works_great/
NullLex00
what post
_what post_
_WHAT F***ING POST_
The what now
Hi op
Uh
You cant just drop this info without a link
Everyone asking, sauce's in the original post, under Edit.
6:25 Indie hit of 2020: B E A N S
13:40 if the eyes are forward facing, that makes self-driving cars a predator
She thinks my TRAAAAAAKTOR IS SEXY !
It sure is ❤️
Damn that tractor is thiccc👏
I hope Daniel is riding that tractor
Why did FBI CIA and KGB commented on this?
Like now im gonna think about it for the next 2 minutes
Kjajo they like that tractor