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Okay, either Shane is some running gag that Wal-Mart uses to improve morale, or he knows where the bodies are buried. Those are the only possible explanations for why he hasn't been fired.
Probably the former
BOTH!
O my word that makes complete sense
That or just possbily he makes the store lots of money through such attention.
As an ex-walmart employee, i know exactly who shane is.
Shane is the guy cleaning the white board and writes whatever he wants on it.
Imagine just having a good time, reading messages to Shane from the management, and then you read this:
*Shane, please stop writing down false notes from the management that are absolutely ridiculous. - Management*
_X-Files Theme Plays_
Shane, stop bending the fabric of space to make those notes. Our customers don't know what's real anymore.
-Management
That unreliable narrator done right.
666 likes lfvdbnzs.bjhfhbkj
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*gasps*
“Management, you’re not my dad!”
-*Shane*
Actually, The manager is probably his dad, and that’s the only reason he hasn’t gotten fired.
A
Imma mark all the shane stuff, can someone give me a link to more shane?
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Enjoy, I sure did, btw can i get a link to find more shane this is amazing
"You're not my dad, O5!"
-***Dr. Bright***
Ffs shane!!!
I like how Shane is doing stuff just harmless enough to not get him fired but also enough to get scolded by his bosses
Shane is that one employee that gets in trouble a lot but the company can’t afford to fire him so he gets to keep his job
Congrats on 69 likes ...
That is about to be ruined by some random person other than me,
@@ducko3484 yep
Scp 939 I don’t understand that reference
Hell yeah
@Jack _SHANE_ *Y E S*
Management: *exists*
Shane: Peace was never an option
I can confirm that i have indeed said this - someone whose irl name is shane
Shane: * does anything *
Management: N O .
Dr. Bright: Not bad, kid.
Not bad at all..
*Bright perks up*
"Someone say my name?"
Second scp reference
Shane and one of my ocs have similar vibes
Shane bright does sounds oddly correct
Now how would shane be like to 682?
Shane is literally just Dr. Bright and I love it.
Ah a fellow man of culture
@MAK Tsz Him MAK Tsz Him sadly true
@MAK Tsz Him MAK Tsz Him That’s what you think
Well.....yeah
Yes
Management: "Shane, what did you do?"
Shane: *"Yes."*
Can someone PLEASE tell me who this Shane is? Like are a bunch of companies doing it as a joke or is this a real thing at a store or something and people just keep coming and taking photos of it?
@@dqw4w9wgxcq32 no idea hahah
@@berryisdead3190 thanks for your response but this still bothers me more than it should.
@@dqw4w9wgxcq32
Shane
Shane: so that rulebook on what not to do wasn't a to-do list
**A Shane Gets Hired**
Management: *Why do i hear boss music*
Prepare to be *ANNIHILATED.*
100th like
That's funny why do I hear title music then?
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Why the hell are people hiring me?
Shane: *exists*
Dr. Bright: Are you challenging me?
Shane: * just drinking water *
Management: * panik *
Shane: *puts water down*
Management: kalm
Shane: *put it down in the electronics section*
Management: *panik*
I like your post but I’m not adding a like because it is the number 69 and therefore perfect
Shane: A creature manifested from Florida men that has gotten a job, possibly by making the employer scared for his life. He tries his hardest to make everyone's life, especially management's, a living hell. If you see a Shane in the wild, run to the nearest hiding place and hope to God that he didn't see you.
This is gold...
Shane: *You cannot escape **_The Shane._*
They say even Shane Madej fears Walmart Shane, even though Madej doesn't believe in the supernatural.
Walmart Shane: Euclid or Keter?
@@ArcanineEspeon Keter. Keters are difficult to contain and difficult to keep contained. Usually they're very dangerous, but not always. Shane is possibly highly difficult to capture, but if he is contained securely he may be lowered to Euclid or Safe (as Safe doesnt mean not dangerous, just easy to keep contained)
Shane: *exists*
Management: *nervous sweating*
Bread_Bear 27 720 likes though-
@@lacyhollings6612 Shane is a real life dr.bright
@@painfullythicc7680 yes. Jack has returned.
Shane, you cannot practice the dark arts during your break. Please Shane, my wife and children beg of you. -Management
@@artemixzs Shane, stop giving live demonstrations of the chainsaws. People are suing the company. - management
I imagine Shane being Shane from Unsolved and it all makes sense now
Y e s
I replied to a more popular comment with a crack theory that Walmart Shane is an SCP who even Shane from Unsolved fears, despite not believing in the supernatural.
@@ArcanineEspeon that's really smart
What about Shane from Stuff Made Here?
“Shane, stop giving away that damn amulet for free to new customers calling it a ‘one time limited offer” -management
*Bright flips management off**
Shane, stop pretending to be an employee, when you're not.
-Management
I'm beginning to want to meet this guy Shane, sounds like a top bloke, and makes me wonder why he is STILL there.
Whoever this "Shane" is I'd love to meet him, seems cool.
I love how half of this was actually suspiciously specific situations and the other half was just management trying to deal with Shane's antics.
Shane, stop chewing air! You're gonna get in trouble!
Shane: exists
Management: Shane stop doing that
I have a theory. Everyone was told they were gifted as a way to get them to have a higher work ethic but it back fired and created less work ethic in kids.
Most likely. That and they probably judged kids based on their backgrounds on "who's more likely to be acceptable-looking" and filter out those deemed "not worth it"
Finaly a comment that is not about fricking shane!
you need to do a whole "shane…...the management" video. I laughed so hard at them. I think I worked with Shane at one time.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a soul on this entire Earth:
Management: Shane, stop-
FlAmInGo oh oh oh oh IF YOU'RE MULTI COLORED THATS COOL TOO
YOU DON’T NEED TO CHANGE
IT'S BORING BEING THE SAME
FLMAINGO OH OH OH OH
FlAmInGo oh oh oh oh what about Shane?
6:07 it ain’t ghouls it’s white faceless humanoids with ikea worker outfits
@Alia DeVous but u can stab them, except they're made entirely of skin and don't bleed but they die anyway.
2:28-Shane being told by management to just lead people to their respective aisles, instead of leading them to Albertsons.
3:16-Shane being told by management that he is not allowed to chase his ventriloquist dreams in the deli aisle.
4:17-Shane being told by management that electronic free samples are not acceptable.
5:36-Shane being told by management to stop labeling deli meat as "Mystery Meat".
6:46-Shane being told by management to stop hoarding name tags and pretending to have a personality disorder.
8:07-Shane being told by management that trying to sell deli equipment on customers is not acceptable.
9:32-Shane being told by management to stop putting knives in soapy water, and to stop putting "Assembly Required" Stickers on 8-piece chickens.
10:09-Shane being told by management to stop asking "is that your final answer" to customers.
11:20-Shane being told by management not to put "Stoner Approved" seals on fried chicken.
12:21-Shane being told by management to stop implying that walmart keeps the good stuff in the back.
0:53 Shane being told not to put pork in the building materials section and calling it swine craft.
Shane sounds like the Walmart version of Dr Bright.
Guys please stop I said this a year ago just make your own comment already.
@@30hpa Why not? Who cares about a pfp?
Brights gone rouge and is defying the Foundation by committing High Tomfuckery and general shenanigans.
I agree
@@vanilladeritchi3759 of course you do
@@mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632 shhh
Shane, kicking the air:
Management: Shane, stop! Shane, stop, you’re gonna get in trouble!
*police roll up*
That would be Garrett
Shane= doctor Bright
fun fact: the reason he was apprehended is because people who walk like that usually have drugs in their pants
@@thegamingdoggo9519 yesss and everytime I read "Shane" I think of Shane Dawson
The fact that shane got away with that much shit while working at Walmart is beyond me, while when I worked at Walmart, management just abused there powers with me
I wonder if this mysterious Shane is actually Shane Madej. I feel like they have the same energy
No it’s Shane Madej and Dr. Bright mashed up together in a great and glorious man.
Maybe he's an SCP that even Shane Madej fears despite not believing in the supernatural.
Or maybe Shane Madej is an SCP too, and they're buddies.
Me: oh all these Shane antics remind me of the long list of things Dr.Bright isn’t allowed to do at the scp foundation
Video: cough cough scp. . .
Me: it’s a sign
Dr. Shane bright.
@@undeadprincess5726 yess
Dr.Shrite
@@isthisagoodhandle Dr.Shit
My thoughts exactly
Shame: *exists*
Florida Man: Are you challenging me?
I would love to see that
DeskApple *Shane
PlantShark 770
No, the idea that Florida man’s greatest rival is the concept of shame is great
Shane is porbs from Florida xD
You didn't even spell it correctly but it still works perfectly.
Shane is Dr. Jack Bright after release, counseling, and a name change.
You have no proof
@@kathradyne6801
JACK
JHACK
SHACK
SHANK
SHANE
checkmate atheists
honestly shane sounds like what my boyfriend would do if I stupidly say "do something dumb" because I once again forget that he will 100% do something dumb and I probably will join him too because I'm not going anywhere with my life anyways
Congrats on the first comment I have seen that doesn’t mention shane
Today I realized I am an idiot and cannot read
This went from suspiciously specific to “Shane, stop that.” 😂
R/shanewhatyoudoin?
r/ShaneStopThat
@@coldsalad6686 Somebody make a subreddit, please.
Shane is the hero we need
My name is Shane and I think I would probably do those kinds of things...
I want “The Book of Shane” so we can learn about all Shane’s adventures
I wanna say something about this comment but all I can focus on is how fucking cursed your profile picture is
Shane's bizarre adventure
You are my lock screen
When did you find your profile picture because I found that picture last year around november
The “walk of Shane” sounds better
The List Of Things Dr Bri- I Mean Shane Isn't Allowed To Do
*Bright draws a finger across his throat*
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............"
@@spectrumgurl3559 "uh, yeah. Shane. Sorry"
*Yep, it's Shane. Just Shane.*
I need just a compilation of any Shane things you can find, call it “ The Shane Saga”
The Shanga? Shaga?
SHAAAAAAAANE, STOP PUTTING 100% OFF STICKERS ON THE CHILDREN
-management
CAAAAARRRRRRRL
🤣
Shane trying to get fired clearly
Shane stop doing stupid s*** just so that will fire you if you want to quit just quit
What is Shane’s last name?
I love the little sprinkles of Shane's antics throughout the video.
Corbin Brier Shane when someone says there dying after hearing a joke, that doesn't mean to call 911
0:20 Would that actually be murder? Or am I dumb?
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It’s just like dr.bright
Hey that's my name
Shane is the Dr. Bright of Walmart, I love him!
You called?
Man, now I wanna write a book named "Shane, the conquer of the office, or how to disappointment your Management in 1000 ways and not get hired"
Management: *exists*
Shane: *I'm bouta ruin this man's while career*
Shane:and I'll be hilarious while I do it
Shane reminds me of Dr Bright.
"I'm going into SCP-3008, is that cool with you?"
"No."
"I'm going to do it anyway."
@@simplyunnoticeable55 lol infinite ikea.
End not ruin
Shane: *Gets banned from having wacky shenanigans*
Dr. Bright: "First time?"
Oh, so true.
At least Bright gets to fuck around with an edgelord crocodile.
@@VeraVemaVena i also can't be fired because I'm a SCP myself :)
@@spleens4200 ima tell everyone that you have phones in SCP containment
@@velvetgloves8868 what do you gain from it
God the "Shane Versus Management" bits remind me of the 50 things that Dr, Bright is not allowed to do.
"Did you say SCP-3008?!"
I hope that "Shane" is really the person writing the messages just so co-workers (and management) are wondering how they haven't seen any f these antics and why he hasnt been fired yet.
This is the single best thought I've seen on Shane that wasn't SCP related, and I absolutely love it
Shane, stop trying to pass off as a minor in attempts to get more business at the store
- Management
Oz is so casual about most things, most of the reddit readers have read these 100 times to make sure they don’t laugh, and his voice is just so soothing
Shut up me from a year ago, you’re a loser, and become even more emotionless than you are now. Plus, Zack broke up with you, so you feel nothing anymore you dumbass!
9:49
Oz: this applies to those who would like to share their music playlist through the mic.
You cannot stop me from playing my 40+ song RWBY playlist. I CANNOT BE STOPPED
Shane: * does anything *
Management: *SHANE, STOP KIDNAPPING AND SELLING THE CUSTUMOR'S CHILDREN*
Martijn Dingenouts we need a list of things Shane is not allowed to do
@@PRGME7 it would be a big list
Comic Sans MS we talking dr. Bright big or mr. Welch big?
I swear I didn't do anything
Shane yea.. Totally
Can we just have a moment to appreciate Shane’s sacrifice so we may find humor in his antics.
I'd like to believe Shane is a girl :D
NorwegianInAmerica it was
And it was beautiful
@jordan.the.sad.person You clearly didn't go to college where I did.
@jordan.the.sad.person When I was in college the girls were every bit as into drugs as the guys were. In point of fact, it was a girl who gave me the hash Brownie that was the only time I got ahold of drugs because she thought it was funny.........she wasn't laughing when I slugged her the next Monday for that little ''stunt''.
@jordan.the.sad.person That was in 1968 or '69.
The whole Shane thing reminds me of the administration from the scp foundation talking to Dr Bright
7:43 is less Suspiciously Specific, and more Depressingly Relatable
Shane: I'm about to do what's called a pro-gamer move.
management: Aw shit, here we go again!
Ha you said the funny thing that make my mouth go laugh
@@Uber_Versace And go laugh my mouth had done go commit!
@@Uber_Versace me too hihihihi hihihhihihihihihihihi!
@@samuelmellesmo1815 *mouth words*
@@Uber_Versace wha you mean you speak from your mouth yu have mouth word ahahahahahahahajahahahhahaahhahahaha
Ikea one:
Me: this reminds me of that SCP-
oz: *cough* SCP-
Me: you've earned all my respect
Exactly
How dare you make a comment that is not about the all mighty S H A N E
Same
Same
Yes
I'll stop storing money in my bra when clothing companies start selling women's clothes with actual pockets
Ikr
OMG WITH THE SCP REFERENCE
YOU'VE WON MY SUSCRIPTION!!
Same
Shane vs Management, I honestly want to know who Shane is and what else this man has done
He probobly became the ikea-ghoul once they finally fired him.
Either that or he wrote those notes himself and took a picture. It looks like it's all in the same handwriting. Just seems too good to be true. Who knows tho
Don't forget about bob, wait no, it's impossible
@@alastoravalon1902 Alastor get your stinky ass back to Discord rite now
@@disposablealienbrains7010 Tbf it could have been written by the manager. Since the messages are from the managment. But yeah, he most likely would have been fired before he did ALL those things. But Im from Balkan and we dont have Walmart where I live so I dont how exactly those people think.
Me: Huh, I wonder what the comments are!
The comments section: *S H A N E*
*S H A N E*
S H A N E
S H A N E
*S H A N E*
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4:02 I thought it was "fasting" for a moment.
No one:
Me at 3:25 am watching shows on the TV when I should've fallen asleep, and now I can't stop watching the TV: I know I shouldn't but I feel enticed to.
Shane of walmart is a legend, he shall be the god of new world, join the cult of SHANE THE EMPLOYEE
P.s management is pretty chill for not firing him
All praise the almighty shane!
Oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Management is so chill because they’re curious what he’ll do next.
glad to see my name finally has a use for this company
Rinmaru Gang Rinmaru Gang
I'm pretty sure this is the same Shane I work with at Wal-Mart!
That "being gifted" one hurt me on a spiritual level.
dude... when I was in 3rd grade, a group four other classmates and I would be brought to another classroom (that was vacant), to do some "journal writing"... I have no idea whether or not that was a t.a.g. class or not.. It was never explained to me.
no you're just lazy lol
I don't know a single person who doesn't blame their laziness and poor attitudes towards work on their childhood self, start taking responsibility for your future and actions instead of blaming a little child who doesn't even exist anymore lmao
@@lu2828 true... but what's odd though, is that I excelled in reading and writing.. I even had class-published stories I wrote in 2nd grade. '_'
Same
Me:*About to drink some of my Root Beer*
Oz:*cough cough* scp-(I don't remember the number)*cough cough*
Me:*slowly look up at my phone*How the hell does he know about SCP foundation
Scp 3008
I love when I’m getting ready for bed and random videos like this one get recommended so cozy to fall asleep to and always puts me in a good mood before bed. I love Oz and his humor and his voice in a way I cannot explain
HEY! What I do in IKEA after hours is my business!
- Shane
@@imjohn9647 what does this have to do with the comment
@@Aurorain dont think you can do that
@@agreyplaugedr8747 idk what u mean i didn't write a comment
@@imjohn9647 you deleted it
@@agreyplaugedr8747 don't think you can do that
SHANE ANTICS:
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Thank me later
Not my idea but it's actually called shaneanigans
Thank you
Management: Shane stop,
Shane: Ye S
Thanks Melater i really appreciate it!
I waited six hours. It is later. Thank you.
Why I’m a Shane :
•it’s my name
•I’m classed as weird
•and I have on multiple occasions ate yogurt,banana,crisps,ketchup,pepperoni and chocolate all together in a rap to impress others
•oh and I made my own religion called shaneism where you worship me and other Shane’s
Shane: exist
Dr. Bright: *finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary*
Shane:exists
Dr.bright:finally a worthy opponent out battle will be legendary!
plot twist: shane *is* dr. bright.
He is Dr. Bright. It is 100% possible in the SCP universe for that to happen so yea. Also he could just get his chainsaw gun and kill the chaotic energy known as Shane
Dr. Bright is not allowed to get retail jobs under fake identities.
chainsaw cannon vs what i can only assume is a chicken assault riffle
Y E S
Shane: *exists*
Florida man: *finally, a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary*
add in dr. bright and we have a free for all
As a floridian I approve
Minna Rewers ah a person of culture
@@minnarew THANK YOU FOR MENTIONING DR. BRIGHT
@@minnarew Dr bright technically cant die tho
Shane deserves a raise for keeping the customers entertained and management on their toes
6:05 THANK YOU! I was thinking about the SCP number (cause I forgot which lol) right before you said that
Shane:Does something weird
Management:Stop it.Get some help
i feel like the better response is "why do we still employ you?!?"
I read that part in the vine voice
Shane, does anything:
“sToP” - management
Shane, continues:
r/madlad
Shane stops and finds something even more fun to do
Congrats, you have reddit
You know it.
Oh my god the toast phase is REAL.
You either escape, or you try it with sugar on it and are stuck forever.
What have you done
It's 2:33 am, and the first post terrified me with how accurate it got the time
ShANE stOp!
sHanE sTop yoU’rE goNnA gEt iN tRouBle!
ShAnE StOp!! *Shane gets arrested in the background*
Rip vine
I wanted to like this coment, but you have 69 likes so i don't wana ruin that! 😅😂😂
I WAS JUST TRYING TOO HELP
ShpeedzDaMan that is my no no square
It's shaped like a square?
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Every other post in this video: *SHANE*
Michael Craft that’s so true
Half of post about Shane: *DR. BRIGHT, IS THAT YOU?*
...
MICHAEL?!?!?
You can’t tell me shane isn’t Shane from stardew valley and the management isn’t joja
I see you are also a person of culture
Yes i was looking for this comment thank you
The one about opening "send email" was so spot on I think it awakened something dark in my soul I had long since suppressed.
I feel attacked for being named shane.
Kyles 🤝 Shanes
Being the ass
end of jokes
Don't forget the Kevins, that have a literal subreddit named after them.
Oh and Chads
And Craig
This "Shane" sounds like the real life version of Dr. Bright
Management just starts taking the list of things Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do but instead replaces them with Shane and his antics
shane is dr. bright's main alias
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I knew that I would find a Dr. Bright joke!
But now all he needs is a chainsaw launcher and a magical amulet
5:54.
Isn't that just the Click?
Shane sounds like the kid in school who everyone hated, but liked at the same time.
Shane Vs Management: A Netflix Original Series
A mockumentary where the manager is the main character and his name is larry living a lousy life coming to work every day to more shaneanigans but can't fire him because he is the owner's nephew all while he goes through divorce with karen and winds up with depression but the main conflict is karen doesn't have any kids to take so they have to make children but larry doesn't want to so karen blackmails him into having kids using the comany's bad customer care caused by shane, but he loses confidence in dating because of his receding hairline
WE NEED THIS
@@fauxnaim We also need your username and profile picture changed.
Universe Cat I’d watch that shit in one sitting.
bruh
OZ: * coughs * SCP 3008
Me: * Excitment intensifying * Hoooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
YES EXACTLY ME
Same tho
Shane is like Dr. Bright but instead of being a immortal scp foundation worker he is a minimum wage walmart employee
“It’s coralline for those of you who don’t know” and it’s nightmare fuel for those who do
"need to do more censorship because CZcams doesn't like me right now"
(Immediately get ad after)
Therestless 105 same
This Shane person is basically Dr. Bright.
*YES*
*SCP-963 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT!*
This man wants to see you
What? Did you expect a picture of a man? Well this is just part of the simulation. You aren’t getting out of here. The real world is a step away, and yet at the other end of the universe
This is his daughter
I was thinking that-
13:04
The fact that there are two Exxons that close to each other on the same side of the road is about to give me an aneurysm.
I really want to be friends with Shane, ngl
he actually makes music if you didnt know. search iamnotshane on youtube
@@arcanusvtuber that's so cool!
Me too
Same lol
My name is Shane😁
Me: heh SCP-3008.
Oz: * cough * SCP-3008
Me: ...
OH SHIT.
Found scp 173
Wait what did the cough mean
@@kaiyinsmith3626 he basically said guys I know what scps are and I used to be a nerd addicted to them until the point where my parents would have to call a doctor to see me every so often because I wouldn't stop talking about these scps that didn't even exist.
I was literally about to say "The latest episode of the Confinement Series about the Infinite Ikea" when he said that.
Haha bed building beaucracy building in sweden
I wanted to write that Shane sounds like Walmart version of Dr. Bright, but then I looked at the first comment and had to write this comment instead.
plot twist: shane really does have a personality disorder and the management is just him with false memories of a successful business that slowly but surely falls into a chaotic spiral of deli related incidents due to an irrational fear of pork, and all of it is the dreams of a has-been deli cashier who was put in a coma from slipping on melted ice leaking through a meat freezer
"We have one of those in northern Idaho"
Me: 'Northern what?'
"Idaho"
Me: 'Yes you are'
bet shane lives there
Nobody :
Shane : "Its time to get funky!!!"
I just imagine Shane just smiling like Jim from The Office did in that one episode when he looked through the blinds every time Management has to write to him.
In my experience, retail managers don't write passive-aggressive whiteboard messages telling you not to do some specific thing, they just threaten to fire you and never tell you why.
r/entitledparents has Karen
r/youngpeopleyoutube has Walter
r/specificallysuspicious has Shane.
Who's next?
isn't it r/Suspiciouslysuspicious
@@azomy2940 r/suspiciouslyspecificallysuspicious
@@azomy2940 no its r/suspicicallyspecifous
r/FloridaMan has Florida man
R/Entitleddads has dave.