r/CursedComments | Smooth Criminal
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- Episode 10? Really?
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“Backbay Lounge” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Bossa Antigua” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“Crinoline Dreams” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
“House of Leaves” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Me: has somewhat dark skin
Car: *So you have chosen DEATH*
Ajrlife alldayeveryday r/wooooooosh
Wait
It's a choice
Me, who also has darker skin
Cars: *you have also chosen, death*
Me: has lighter skin
Me: crosses road with a car coming
Coffin dancers: not today fam
@@banjoumali6553 r/doublewoooooosh
"That's terrible!" That's the understated motto of this subreddit.
Indeed
Yes
Ye
Ye
Yup
"If you hit someone with your car, _breed_ them!"
I don't have anything to say about this. I want to say something about it, but I can't. I mean, _look_ at it! What _can_ I say about it?!
"Okay." and get to it.
Yes.
Just start singing “It’s The Circle Of Life” as you go about breeding them.
Imagine you hit a women with a car, start breeding, andafter that realize she were alive and after getting to the hospital she sues you for rape.
@@WitherLele 😬
I remember making fun of my friend because he cries during sex- then I realized that he's still in prison.
You'd think, what with all the shower rape, he'd be used to your conjugal visit by now then, huh?
👁👄👁
JEEZ-
Oh my God that blackhole for keys is just-
UwU
The meat on the bone.
@@thatrandomcrit5823 Bone on the meat.
m e a t o n t h e b o n e
ayyy a danganronpa fan!
5:02 In the old NES mario games, the story goes something like "the people of the mushroom kingdom were cursed and turned into blocks". Hey Mario. Smashy Smashy.
A lot of people bring this up but in the anime, it shows that the toads are released from the bricks, and not destroyed.
*cracks knuckles*
It's specifically the blocks that don't get destroied but somehow give you powerups?
Welp
@@cameoshadowness7757 MARIO STEALS PEOPLE PROPERTIES coming in 2030
For anyone who cares:
At 4:25, citrus fruits are said to make emissions taste more sweet and tangy, thus improving the experience for the person receiving them. Cinnamon is another recommended food to improve the taste.
Thank you!
Ah, thank you! I was wondering what they meant!
1:14 the reason for this is how camera's are calibrated. Most of the time when testing the collision detection camera's they are calibrated using light skinned people and no one thinks to double check. On that note it mostly applies for in the dark so the cursed comment is wrong the greater contrast of being in a snowy environment would actually make a collision less likely.
Not if they were designed to aim for them....
True cursed comments: those who lewd mini Oz
NO. THERE ARE NOT PEOPLE WHO DO THAT.
Corvus Raven, hate to ruin your day, but I'll kindly direct you to the thread starting with 'Prince Prints Fresh Minced Fresh Mint Refreshments'
It took a turn very quickly.
i see u everywhere and im not disappointed
I can't tell if mini oz is male or female and now it scares me even more that people lewd it
excuses me who is doing this mini oz we all love her in a way but that is too far
3:04 "Were not aiming for the truck"
So it was woody and buzz who did it! I KNEW IT!
Woody and Buzz did 9/11...?!
I can't believe it. They would never do that... smh my head...
Think about it. When Woody pushed Buzz out the window he fell into a bush. Then against Woody’s will crashed into the towers. Since Woody believed they were going for the truck it couldn’t have been him. Bush did 9/11 with support from a mind controlled Buzz
OMG TRUEEEEEE
It’s was sponge bob what you mean
OMG SPONGEBOB WAS CONTROLLING BUSH OH MY GOD I NEVER REALIZED THAT
I let out a unholy noise when the person said "Airpods looks like my cat's missing testicles." 😂😂😂
5:11 Damn I actually touched the screen trying to remove that until I realized it's a part of the video.
Df
SAME LMAO
Oh my *_G O D ._*
S A M E
Imagine walking down the street and see a naked man run towards you, dancing the macarena while the Mii channel song plays with him.
Thats my defense mechanism if anyone tries to rob me.
I would kneel before him and hand him a crown
What?
As long as it doesn't turn into boss music
IM LOSING MY SHIT AT THIS CHAIN AHAHAHAHHAHAA
i love cursed comments, they help me practice black magic
*H O W*
@@thirfty4449
well first you read some cursed comments then you secrifice kids and bathe in their blood then you begin the ritual chanting and now you can reanimate the dead kids as your salves
ｓａｍｅ
UwU I wov black magic
* says in yoda voice *
Bibbity bobbity boo
It looks like your blue
I shall take that shoe
And make it two
Heres some unspicific black goo
And all the magic belongs to you!
Accidentaly said
"You cant suck what's to big" referring to my soul 5 seconds later I realized my mistake to make it even worst I said it to a girl
Oh. Oh no.
"Who wouldn't want a death stick?"
Obi-Wan
"Cannibalism of your future children" is a great way to make "swallowing" more metal. :p
@@xili505 i dont understand either can someone explain?
@Bazelgeuse Ahhh, thanks. Ok, where can I buy a 55 gallon drum of pineapple juice... No, I don't have a girlfriend. I'm single.
@@phantomaviator1318
Now that's a cursed comment
@@rootbeerguy690*_You want some too my guy_*
@@phantomaviator1318
Nah I'm good, can't stomach pineapple juice by itself, personally ^^''
"Breed them"
You're too far gone Oz! You cannot be saved.
Shizuko Rose KTK, The Click: OwO?
@@paladinboyd1228 Click: first time?
10:20 "Dude just get underneath the glove"
My mind will not unthink what I just heard and pictured, thanks.
Honest to goodness, first time I heard mini oz's voice, not even a second in and I could already sense all the gross nasties crawling their way out of the comments section to fantasize about him
the kid spoke 2 words before I was hit with flashbacks of anime icons and ahegaos, I loathe all of you
This is why we can't have nice things
Too true
the fuck is with your profile pic
@Eros Matthew Montallana it's Buzz and Jiraiya
What’s the time stamp for him talking I’ve only heard the tts so far
The fact that you thought of that makes you someone who is part of the problem and suffers its consequences
The toys story one could have been buzz flying that could have been fun.
Well no its already good because woody's pointing behind and above buzz as if *something shocking is occurring high up*
*We’re not aiming for the truck!*
Honestly, I wanna see more of tiny Oz, don't ask why, he's adorable.
Can we have just, like, a whole video where he talks and normal Oz pops in sometimes. That'd be amazing.
I thought it was a girl
@@EpicEmberOriginal Oz is a guy, so why shouldn't Mini Oz be?
@@hentaigustav92 a trap
@@cethvinson6931 Is that still ironically said?
@@crim899 somehow
6:18 i imagine that person is Scottish. I can hear the Scottish accent in my head when you read that.
6:44
when he sent the tweet my sister's phone got a text notification and now I'm questioning everything I've ever known about her
1:00 “God told me to skin you alive” you’re welcome punk rockers.
I get that reference!
ok
We need to bring Oz to let little Oz make a whole video BY HIMSELF!
I know he can do it.
He?
@@ravencollins5638 I was told Little Oz is a ,,he with an anime girl voice".
Yeah.. you could tell Little Oz is an ,,it" but that just doesnt sound right.
Hello I just saw that this was 3 months ago so I thought to bring you back to some demons
When ever my parents walk in on “uwu” Oz I have to close it to porn cause is easier to explain
7:13 Texting bille jean that she is not her lover
2:05
I'm pretty sure they do that already.
And you were right :)
69th like.
Skulls of Shogun nice
No
I'd be offended if they didn't
my favorites
4:51 Mamma Mia!
6:55 Hee! Heee!
8:00 Aksel and Quackity talk about clapping Yoda cheeks
8:29 Oh if it isn't Perry the Platypus
9:05 Karen plays Minecraft
David Vandyke AKSEL AND QUACKITY OMG
@@graaaah9080 _reddit videos_
I was waiting for someone to talk about aksel and quackity since I do really like their videos as well
I can't like, it's at 69
Commenting on every video until we get a backstory on Oz's anime avatar guy: day 23
His name is mini oz
@@grain2247 No, the normal one.
@@noidea8417 oh ok. My mistake
@@grain2247 lol
Ozpin from RWBY. I bet. Same style of suit, green, cane, and the silver hair. At least that is in some videos. I'm not sure about some of them. But I think that is what it was originally. The current looks seem to be at least inspired by it.
9:34 _heavily sweating as i slowly look towards the Hermit- and Scicraft servers_
My god I’ve had so many terrible pickup lines related to Michael Jackson one related to the title is
“Are you a smooth criminal because you’ve stole my heart”
Are you underage because I am a smooth criminal
@@theonlygamer349 Are you underage because I am Michael Jackson
The only gamer Yikes
[Persona 5 joke goes here]
Are you Billie Jean? no?
Didn't think so.
Petition for mini oz to do a Minecraft livestream
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V
👏burn
Yes
No. Stop.
@@Lumanova no it will happen
@@ryanz.14monthsago35 Hopefully, but I don't fall for these like tricks.
3:18 but you barely escape the point of no return while rocking you're chair back.
That was literally me.
10:06 oh my gawd, I had a nightmare once about the hamburger helper hand. In my nightmare I had to jump off my bed and trap him with a clothes basket but he bit me through the baskit and escaped. Very terrifying dream for a five year old.
All I could do was laugh... It's like 2:30am here and all I can think of looking at it is "That looks like a crushed midget in a glove". I'm sleep-deprived giddy over it...
The amount of happiness the outro gave me is indescribable.
Yes I have 3000 hours on titanfall 2 so what
sassa sasa bt best bot it just sucks he dies twice
Albert stan.
Aren’t Don’t r/nobodyasked
I climaxed like 3 times, tbh it was a good fap.
@@HikerMan-px1bv r/nobodycaresaboutyou
I hate this subreddit.....but I still watch any videos about them that I see.....
Edit: No, this wasn’t a joke. I just don’t like most of the stuff on this subreddit
What's wrong with cursed comments? It's funny dark humor.
@@XavionofThera r/Whoooosh
Aaricia // zeepaarden congrats you have reddit
@@mr.stuffdoer8483 Yes indeed I do.
@@TheOcculticUnicorn how the hell is that a woooosh?
0:52 that'd be pretty GRATE
8:14 welp there goes the rest of qauckity's soul
Your voice is so soothing
I love you
also this video is just
i laughed harder than I should
If you think his voice is soothing, you should hear Fresh's. He's another reddituber.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 emkay
@@mintylectable emkay's voice isn't *that* soothing.
Nice pfp
@@trickytreyperfected1482 it sure is. Damien is like......yeet the baby out a window soothing.
Mini Oz needs to be protected (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
From you
(ʘᗩʘ') I feel threatened
I will!
Fuck you mineta
@@Viharamahadevi111 mean
11:40 I can honestly see some wretched soul writing that on Ao3 or Wattpad.
5:15 accidentally making the cursed comment even more cursed, I love it
6:43 Ah, I see you'e been taking internet comment etiquette courses.
Gotta get that big money.
@@OzMediaOfficial How big? Large or e x t r a l a r g e?
I wanna headpat mini-Oz.
"Period is just red chunky milk"
------ Me, someone who's on their period
why milk?
W H Y
_Does your red chunky milk taste good?_
robblequoffle blood in general tastes good, but I’ve never tried period blood lemme know if you find out
Looks like I don't have wait until dad comes home :D
5:05
Look, I'm out of cryptic things to type, so here's a Vinesauce reference:
"Sorry luigi! you've got Terminal 7!"
I am beginning to get seriously concerned with how attracted I'm becoming to the mini-Oz voice.
That's right, Officer. This is the post.
@@TheGoldenDunsparce hey I've committed no crime...yet.
UwU
*UMU
You too?
when you get confused because oz sound like emkay 🤔🤷♀️
I legit thought they were the same person for like, two months.
Same
Oz and Emkay need to collab
emkays laughter sounds more wheezy and he laughs more in general
ps his voice is somewhat deeper
I thought he sounded more like Rslash
4:56
*that hit me really hard jesus christ*
3:58 if you’re a pastor, every Sunday
"In the winter it's easier to aim"
In Africa it's A frenzy gameplay.
If you line them up properly, you can recreate the opening to "Land Down Under" with their heads against the car bonnet!
as cursed as this video is the outro made my whole day better so it cancels out. blessed.
6:25
Don't forget the orphanages!
(Sorry I had to make that more cursed...XD T^T)
No no, we've got a certain blade to take care of THOSE...
Pfft oh nu- oh those poor orphans...Now they get to face the second worst thing to ever happen to them aka technoblade
6:51 That's some nice Internet Etiquette™
Deathstlck are the fictional drug Obi-wan Kenobi almost bought when anakin was a padawan.
When he said disclaimer I thought he said yiff spider, I was scared
12:34 OH MY GOD WHAT A LEGEND
I have to say this some where so here I go
So my gradma just finished cuting my burger buns and just said "here's your bible" handing me the burger buns
This is the best CZcamsr especially when he just starts laughing
i love the little lisp oz has sometimes
I saw a meme about the song smooth criminal that this reminded me of where the words smooth criminal are replaced by the words moose genital. I just want you to imagine that.
7:46 so thats why Janga is scared of the Macarena
I'm sorry Oz
but you said tat be great on a picture of grate
"That be Grate"
"Not after that that punch your not. I've been taking moutie classes. "
I don't know how to spell it.
Ozs speech to text program sounds like a tsundere from a vampire romance anime who is either becoming the main characters love intrest or dying after season 3 due to getting sick due to falling into the icy lake after smiling and having fun for the first time in front of people since his parents died.
that's alittle specific are you ok
@@swaglevi4315 No
@@cryptid2444 do you need a hug
6:31 . Back when I went to church, I always thought that some would shoot the dome roof and it would land on people. Then I would lift it up and the people would escape but then it would fall on my legs and everybody would be gone screaming. It wouldn't hurt though. And then 30 firemen would come lift it off my legs.
That is how I managed to not pass out due to boredom. I would just keep replaying the scene in my head.
3:18 “We’re falling, with style”
6:24 that’s from Borderlands 3 for anyone who didn’t know
4:28, I was drinking pineapple juice when watching this part, I almost spit it up in laughter.
I don't get it
How the F**K do you know THAT?
3:13 “BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!”
6:23 Borderlands 3 appereantly Tediore guns can do that now
@@HyperHighYield and is it bad only borderlands can make that enjoyble to me odly enught :\
@@HyperHighYield so true indeed
I'm cunfused
I would've replied with *O.Kay Simpson👍*
2:10 that was a leopard gecko shedding, they rub against things to loosen the skin more then start pulling off the skin with their mouth and eating it for nutrients
They eat F O R E S K I N
8:11 oh wow. If it’s enough to make Quakity sick then you know it’s bad
Mini Oz has such a cute voice.
Does anyone agree that Titanfall is an underrated gem of a game
This is going to get lost in new
8:44
I am dissappointed that a man that gives himself such a name would say something like this.
nobody
luigi : *commits oof*
mario: DAMMIT LUIGI THAT WAS-A OUR LAST LIFE
10:15- "Just go underneath the glove, God dammit."
6:25 oh that's why there's no schools on Pandora
"Please stop calling me O. Gay Simpson"
O. K Simpson
thanks for the context on the tweet.. that was driving me nuts!
Great video! Love laughing with you so it feels like im not alone! : )
Girlfriend: "Babe I'm pregnant!"
Me: 5:59
3:25 omg he really sounds like woody
12:34 I KNOW THAT GAME THATS MY FAVORITE GAME TITANFALL 2 IS THE BEST
5:11
Anyone else think something was wrong with their screen at first.....?
0:00 Fitting how it's an F/GO character
As you begin to watch the 3rd season of stranger things, you get the strange feeling of suspense as you feel someone is watching you. As you reach the half of the 3rd episode, you can hear a distant child giggling. As your turn around, a 6-foot man is behind you, he was the one giggling. As he looked down, the man started giggling the words:
*"Hee Hee."*
5:54
Hi pregnant, i am babe
4:25 could someone explain the pinneapple meme I dont get it
I will save you the trouble (and horror) of googling it: there's an urban myth that says a man can change the flavor of his semen by drinking large amounts of pineapple juice. You're welcome.
5:33
Just because of the comment below, the highlighted one, I think I know this channel.
The Mii channel one had me laughing harder than I should
I felt like I was suddenly transported to a comment etiquette video at 6:41. I like it. Do more
I Don't Get It. 4:40 . Like, Is It EVERYTHING, Or Is It Just The Swallowing Thing.
Same im lost
@@victoriawhitcomb6475 ooh, thank u
Same! I have no idea what any of it means.
Just search it on Google
@@legendarytat8278 This was 10 months ago.
Oz uses mini oz to compete with damien's laugh
11:12 "charlatan police department" lmao 💀
I love the lil audio mini-