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  • @RobertDecker417
    @RobertDecker417 Před 4 lety +6034

    The guy who painted 'Welcome to Cleveland' on his roof is a little bit of a celebrity in Milwaukee. I live in the county right below so I know of him as well.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 Před 4 lety +117

      I also live in the outer area of milwaukee why have I never met him. (probably cause I don't go to social events beyond the state fair and only the state fair cause the best lemonade that I have ever tasted comes from those little white boxes with the word lemonade on top, who cares if its like $7 buy the large and drink 3 of them cause they are so good)
      I know that keeping the large cup allows for cheaper refills, I have not missed a state fair in the last 7 years specifically due to these things.

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 Před 4 lety +21

      @@speedy01247 I live in Racine (city as well as county), so I wouldn't have met him either.

    • @justanaveragecommenterwith9720
      @justanaveragecommenterwith9720 Před 4 lety +6

      State*
      And you live in Illinois?

    • @collectabl
      @collectabl Před 4 lety +22

      I live in southern Wisconsin so next time I need to fly I will look out for him because my family and I always go to the Milwaukee airport

    • @RobertDecker417
      @RobertDecker417 Před 4 lety +7

      @@justanaveragecommenterwith9720 I live in Racine County, which is right below Milwaukee County.

  • @MagyarGaben
    @MagyarGaben Před 3 lety +1903

    r/firstworldanarchists: *"You're weak."*
    r/madlads: *"I'm you."*

    • @carmalizedvegetation5096
      @carmalizedvegetation5096 Před 3 lety +104

      r/firstworldanarchists is r/madlads but more illegal

    • @edixnathan6110
      @edixnathan6110 Před 3 lety +27

      @@carmalizedvegetation5096 thats true

    • @Sharlbee
      @Sharlbee Před 2 lety +1

      I read anarchists and think TECHNOBLADE from the dream smp

    • @nd_4726
      @nd_4726 Před 2 lety +7

      @@Sharlbee why? and he's not even from the dream smp?

    • @MC-ur6qv
      @MC-ur6qv Před 2 lety +13

      @@Sharlbee dude that’s like saying ryu is from fortnite

  • @UraniumVulcan
    @UraniumVulcan Před 4 lety +1483

    The Chinese immigrant essay thing, THAT KID WAS LEGIT A REAL CHINESE IMMIGRANT THIS IS NOT A MADLAD

    • @cary1056
      @cary1056 Před 3 lety +340

      He's still a madlad. The teacher was expecting the essay to be in English.

    • @ilikeudonnoodles
      @ilikeudonnoodles Před 3 lety +13

      Lol

    • @ilikeudonnoodles
      @ilikeudonnoodles Před 3 lety +45

      Was it in traditional Chinese?

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Před 3 lety +57

      @@ilikeudonnoodles no it was simplified. But the page was really blurry.

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 Před 3 lety +75

      @CHRIS LIU yeah I looked at it again. It’s traditional

  • @goldensabertooth2485
    @goldensabertooth2485 Před 3 lety +2792

    In a parallel universe it’s gonna be “resist communism ,oh and here’s some free shirts”

    • @3kojimbles895
      @3kojimbles895 Před 3 lety +118

      that's just charity

    • @shadedepeche2556
      @shadedepeche2556 Před 3 lety +25

      Or a not to distant future

    • @rosa1848
      @rosa1848 Před 3 lety +94

      @@3kojimbles895 Exactly, seems like almost everyone just doesn't know what communism is

    • @NA-nz9lv
      @NA-nz9lv Před 3 lety +23

      communist countries didn't give away more free stuff compared to capitalists, both because it doesn't make sense and because they were fucking poor already.

    • @mariafausti3128
      @mariafausti3128 Před 3 lety +59

      @@NA-nz9lv yikes my guy seems like you don’t know the first thing about communism

  • @WeiYinChan
    @WeiYinChan Před 4 lety +5713

    The Chinese essay is even better when you realise how it’s complaining about how much it sucks in the US, people are getting hurt left in right working on the railway and they don’t get paid enough etc.

    •  Před 4 lety +507

      Was it not also traditional Chinese, which was standard for the era it was supposed to be from?

    • @Tiniuc
      @Tiniuc Před 4 lety +166

      Holy, really?

    • @purpleflowers8723
      @purpleflowers8723 Před 4 lety +62

      Wow

    • @wokadokadee
      @wokadokadee Před 4 lety +106

      _IAmMrMemeGod _ That’s just nowadays. This assignment is assuming that it takes place earlier in time

    • @SakuraLovesong
      @SakuraLovesong Před 4 lety +54

      Is that really what it says? That’s hilarious!

  • @Cyra_Kyara
    @Cyra_Kyara Před 4 lety +3746

    Mad Lads: Who are you!?
    First World Anarchist: I'm you, but stronger

  • @loganxavier
    @loganxavier Před 3 lety +1680

    If anyone’s wondering about the white and gold controller joke, there was a thing before that was a dress that some people saw as white and gold, and others as black and blue.

    • @sab5592
      @sab5592 Před 3 lety +58

      I see it as black and blue 😳

    • @arcadeii
      @arcadeii Před 3 lety +49

      The post disappeared as I realized. My brain just went “OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

    • @simpleleaf6026
      @simpleleaf6026 Před 3 lety +5

      @@nordichope7301 STFU

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma Před 3 lety +15

      I saw it as blue and gold-

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma Před 3 lety +31

      @@nordichope7301 Nah, it's not actually black and blue, I'm not sure what the science behind it is but I do know that it actually does change depending on the person because I see it as light blue and gold for some reason

  • @endarus6053
    @endarus6053 Před 3 lety +943

    “First world anarchists”
    Wait, isn’t that just Madlads with extra steps?

  • @holdencornfield472
    @holdencornfield472 Před 4 lety +1670

    The person who wrote in Chinese wrote:
    "living conditions are poor here. the work environment is meh.no benefits. but worry not, only about ten people get seriously injured every day. we opened a small shop and it is doing well. My english still isnt that good, but i can understand some of it"

    • @Fave-21
      @Fave-21 Před 4 lety +101

      Thank you! Honestly.

    • @Alex-rv6sq
      @Alex-rv6sq Před 4 lety +39

      It actually wrote, FUCK YOU

    • @kazekori9593
      @kazekori9593 Před 4 lety +36

      Can confirm singaporean here
      But wtf is the lue lue

    • @_rev1on733
      @_rev1on733 Před 4 lety +26

      I’m actually Taiwanese,so I understand all of it

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 Před 4 lety +14

      Cant believe this 9gag shitpost is still being reposted to this day

  • @scarywaterhorse9152
    @scarywaterhorse9152 Před 4 lety +4554

    rules don't apply to good dogs

    • @OzMediaOfficial
      @OzMediaOfficial  Před 4 lety +205

      Agreed.

    • @ko-kun2579
      @ko-kun2579 Před 4 lety +24

      Adorable dog video 😁❤️: czcams.com/video/wpV-gGA4PSk/video.html

    • @jacksonadams9265
      @jacksonadams9265 Před 4 lety +40

      R/SelfPromoters

    • @briezeee
      @briezeee Před 4 lety +4

      He replies???? That's awesome

    • @doubledare7736
      @doubledare7736 Před 4 lety +1

      Oz Media what if its a bad dog its trained but injures kids that aren’t even scared

  • @belgianfried
    @belgianfried Před 4 lety +1508

    He wrote it in Chinese starting off with
    My experiences in the West reinforces my opinion of the west being corrupt
    or something like that then continued to roast the west lol

    • @funybirbman3813
      @funybirbman3813 Před 3 lety +31

      Big oof

    • @bobthebuilder3615
      @bobthebuilder3615 Před 3 lety +13

      He can go back to his sweatshop in China lol

    • @user-tt3qq6lh2g
      @user-tt3qq6lh2g Před 3 lety +145

      Mate even used traditional Chinese for 1870 setting, mad respect.
      He wrote “My life quality over here is absolute shit. The environment which I work under is bad, and there isn’t any employee benefits. But don’t worry, there’s only about ten people getting injured each day, and I’m very cautious. We started a store of our own, and the business is booming. Although I don’t truly understand English, but I can somewhat ...”
      then it’s cut off.
      But mans handwriting was absolute shit, almost as shit as mine.

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried Před 3 lety +15

      @@user-tt3qq6lh2g damn, I only learn simplified Chinese so idk about that lol though I think my name is in traditional idk

    • @user-tt3qq6lh2g
      @user-tt3qq6lh2g Před 3 lety +25

      @@belgianfried instant reply from an 8 month old comment, wow. But yeah, don’t know why you would ever want to learn Chinese but good luck with your future study! Don’t worry about traditional Chinese cause there’s really not many people that uses it anymore. I think the Taiwan and Hong Kong people uses them, and some other place, but yeah.

  • @francissitchon9321
    @francissitchon9321 Před 3 lety +405

    _The toaster has 24 Processors_
    *_Holy shit_*

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 Před 3 lety +8

      What is that 7th gen Core i7 😂😂

    • @googa9965
      @googa9965 Před 3 lety +6

      @@ranjanbiswas3233 bro he got that threadripper

    • @applejambers7674
      @applejambers7674 Před 3 lety

      The cheapest CPU with that muck cores is roughly $900 I think

  • @FunnehElf
    @FunnehElf Před 4 lety +5014

    Bold of you to assume my toothpaste isn't already orange juice

    • @narnit.
      @narnit. Před 4 lety +162

      BREAKING NEWS. Monika has a CZcams account.

    • @kat1565
      @kat1565 Před 4 lety +34

      Narnit SAS oh noe.

    • @nickhyena2674
      @nickhyena2674 Před 4 lety +60

      A little bit of monika in my life!

    • @wamlythecrabgod2199
      @wamlythecrabgod2199 Před 4 lety +22

      Look out, we got a badass here

    • @theblackswordsman3612
      @theblackswordsman3612 Před 4 lety +66

      Oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh shit oh god oh fuck oh oh shit

  • @idbestshutup4424
    @idbestshutup4424 Před 4 lety +2794

    When they said “do not flush with foot” I just imagined someone just putting their foot in the bowl and shoving it down

  • @fronniecoded
    @fronniecoded Před 3 lety +131

    7:33 ive never heard of "I'm gonna put orange juice in your toothpaste" as a threat

  • @akoyupuan4830
    @akoyupuan4830 Před 4 lety +230

    I came here for the memes and I stayed here just to hear this guy laugh.
    Seriously his laugh makes me happy.

  • @OpiumPrime28
    @OpiumPrime28 Před 4 lety +4024

    *Me and son talking in the future*
    Son: "dad what caused your life to spiral out of control?"
    Me: *drinks 8 gallons of whiskey* "well it all started with this dress that was black and blue but everyone said it was white and gold. But don't even get me started on yanny and Laurel"

  • @khaozcat
    @khaozcat Před 4 lety +2013

    6:15 He did it. He outpizzaed the hut

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 Před 4 lety +67

      Impossible perhaps the files are incomplete

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 3 lety +14

      Too bad Domino's sucks ass, so the guy who ordered it played himself

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 Před 3 lety +12

      I mean, in my city there is no Domino's so I have to go out the city to try it. Sadly tho outside the city means a 2 hour flight from an airport which I know for a 12 hour delay so fuck that airport. I only ever ate pizza hut and homemade pizza. So, the point is, is it really that bad?

    • @Appri
      @Appri Před 3 lety +43

      @@kennethtimorang8343 No, dominos are at least 17.372 times better than the Hut. Now, here's my reasoning.
      They put 3.68* the toppings than the hut.
      Their pizza has 1.34* the quantity/price value than the Hut.
      Their crust is 3.27* better than the hut.
      They are 1.077 miles closer to my house than the Hut.
      Thus, they are 17.372 times better.

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Appri did you just buy a pizza from both places and measure everything?

  • @engineercatgirl4797
    @engineercatgirl4797 Před 3 lety +135

    I thought the “GO lol” stop sign was a little threatening. Like you’re just driving around town and there’s a sign telling you to go, to get away from there, that would be unsettling

  • @biggsdarklighter0473
    @biggsdarklighter0473 Před 4 lety +76

    "I'll put Orange juice in you tooth paste" is the new "I hope you stub your toe"

    • @justchaotic.
      @justchaotic. Před 2 lety +6

      Or "I hope your pillow isn't cold on both sides"

    • @redbear5627
      @redbear5627 Před 2 lety +1

      what about 'I'll put tooth paste in your orange juice' that sounds substantially worse

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 Před 2 lety

      ​@@redbear5627 yeah, but I think, the other way round is way more destructive, since you´ve got to still brush your teeth, but get the orange juice directly afterwards, making the whole experience way more painful. tooth paste in orange juice you gulp down, it tastes weird at worst, but after you gulp it down, you´re done with it, whereas the OJ while teeth brushing is a prolonged exposure to being in pain.

  • @xenomaster7263
    @xenomaster7263 Před 4 lety +2283

    The best way to describe this subreddit:
    *some men just want to watch the world burn*

  • @kyuura4324
    @kyuura4324 Před 4 lety +844

    If everyone just stopped paying taxes, the government couldn’t do much.

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 Před 4 lety +140

      r/technicallythetruth

    • @thehungazza2628
      @thehungazza2628 Před 4 lety +81

      You dont have to pay taxes, your a fuckin flying fish

    • @thehungazza2628
      @thehungazza2628 Před 4 lety +35

      Indeed,1992 YAMAHA Golf Cart
      They are evading taxes and should be yeeted out of the ocean

    • @mosestheweirdolee4669
      @mosestheweirdolee4669 Před 4 lety +12

      Good advice from a good boss fight!

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes, but if one person stops paying taxes... you're screwed.

  • @calumennis7121
    @calumennis7121 Před 3 lety +87

    I wrote a Chinese letter similar to this and my teacher legit said:
    Why

  • @shadowsoulless6227
    @shadowsoulless6227 Před 7 měsíci +28

    I love the fact that on the Starbucks one not only did they cover the logo with a sticker but they also made the drizzle on top look the most unaesthetic that they could

  • @Ender0214
    @Ender0214 Před 4 lety +677

    “Corporate wants you to find the difference in these pictures”
    *this subreddit*
    *r/madlads*
    Me: they’re the same picture

    • @mustanger5450
      @mustanger5450 Před 4 lety +3

      Ikr

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon Před 4 lety +2

      Ikr

    • @Cdv3_
      @Cdv3_ Před 4 lety +6

      Irk

    • @mustanger5450
      @mustanger5450 Před 4 lety +8

      @@Cdv3_ say hello now! because imma screenshot this and send to r/madlads subreddit

    • @dontestevens4831
      @dontestevens4831 Před 4 lety +2

      @@mustanger5450 I'm gonna be that one guy who says can I be in the post

  • @K-Lowe
    @K-Lowe Před 4 lety +887

    2:05, hes talking about the dress color, people thought it was white and gold, and some thought it was black and blue, playstation is just playing off that

    • @thequeenofangst7371
      @thequeenofangst7371 Před 4 lety +37

      I saw blue and gold so

    • @thequeenofangst7371
      @thequeenofangst7371 Před 4 lety +60

      @@salty-gj7rs ok who are you to tell me what I did or did not see?
      Granted it was a darker shade of gold, that looked more brown. But you are not me, and therefore cannot tell me what I saw.

    • @wlt3585
      @wlt3585 Před 4 lety +51

      @@thequeenofangst7371 You idiot, it was red and purple. Foh with your lies

    • @keyionscott525
      @keyionscott525 Před 4 lety +4

      What

    • @cinnafontane7803
      @cinnafontane7803 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thequeenofangst7371 same ^^

  • @gold571
    @gold571 Před 3 lety +60

    “I would much rather flush my foot” is the best sentence I have heard all day

  • @veefrain6232
    @veefrain6232 Před 4 lety +260

    "Woda dla psa" water for dog, in polish, bless that kitty cat

  • @pixelhavoc4950
    @pixelhavoc4950 Před 4 lety +756

    The new white and gold dual shock 4.
    Me: *Having flashbacks to simpler times*

    • @meowmeowmaxx
      @meowmeowmaxx Před 4 lety +8

      Some see a ruby and sapphire in your profile pic, I see a garnet

    • @pixelhavoc4950
      @pixelhavoc4950 Před 4 lety +4

      @@meowmeowmaxx I was going to hippocriticaly complain that people from the su fandom were yet again following me but I see what you did and I respect it.

    • @derjores2livex296
      @derjores2livex296 Před 4 lety +7

      Please explain

    • @pixelhavoc4950
      @pixelhavoc4950 Před 4 lety

      @@derjores2livex296 found someone way too young to be here.

    • @meowmeowmaxx
      @meowmeowmaxx Před 4 lety +1

      @@derjores2livex296 the internet back in the good ol' days

  • @christopherhernandez3977
    @christopherhernandez3977 Před 4 lety +581

    8:08 “Pepsi T-shirt, a Coca-Cola museum, I don’t give a damn.”

    • @Sup-rh4eu
      @Sup-rh4eu Před 4 lety +3

      Christopher Hernandez I read that in that kids voice 😂😂😂

  • @thekrillster3331
    @thekrillster3331 Před 4 lety +48

    "World's Most Cynical Art Student" is a feat in and of itself.

  • @WomanSlayer69420
    @WomanSlayer69420 Před 3 lety +108

    Everybody in the USA should evade taxes from now on. That way, we'll all save money.
    Restoration 100
    Speech 100

  • @olisa76
    @olisa76 Před 4 lety +415

    1:57 for the people who didnt get the joke: remember when there was that dress going on where people saw it different colors? Thats what they did.

  • @nycto5335
    @nycto5335 Před 4 lety +1498

    I read it as "Antichrist" 😂

    • @ipancakepanda
      @ipancakepanda Před 4 lety +106

      I read your comment as Anarchist, and I thought I read the title wrong

    • @EvonixTheGreatest
      @EvonixTheGreatest Před 4 lety +15

      Close enough

    • @kitsuneakage22
      @kitsuneakage22 Před 4 lety +14

      Whats the difference

    • @echsemia
      @echsemia Před 4 lety +47

      @@ipancakepanda i read your comment as analchrist since i have cracks on my phone and had to reread it

    • @VoidishFox
      @VoidishFox Před 4 lety +15

      First World Antichrist, sounds like a good name for something, not sure what yet though, maybe a comic or band, but damn if that doesn't sound like a good name

  • @asmillingchihuahua9858
    @asmillingchihuahua9858 Před 3 lety +42

    Do people not realize he almost destroyed the geneva convention when he said: "If you are my roommate, and you did, i will put orange juice in your toothpaste". Its basically a warcrime, orange juice after brushing your teeth is absolutely, eternaly, *disgusting*

    • @undrsk0re
      @undrsk0re Před rokem +1

      It's not *that* bad
      School food is worse

  • @nathanstrydom3300
    @nathanstrydom3300 Před 3 lety +20

    “You claim to dislike capitalism yet you make money, cuuuuuurious”

    • @charnor2727
      @charnor2727 Před rokem +3

      Just because I don't like capitalism doesn't mean I don't have to interact with the system

  • @maeg4772
    @maeg4772 Před 4 lety +535

    “I’m going to put orange juice in your toothpaste” is probably one of the greatest threats ever.

    • @dukethecrusader7815
      @dukethecrusader7815 Před 4 lety +1

      Imma sub to you cause I can

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 Před 4 lety +5

      It scares me.

    • @korialogo
      @korialogo Před 4 lety +1

      Idaho Man is not a being with which you should mess.

    • @citrusfriend532
      @citrusfriend532 Před 4 lety +6

      I’m going to put toothpaste in your orange juice-

    • @Tsuginoselfcest
      @Tsuginoselfcest Před 4 lety

      “ I’m gonna spam you with Mikado from chapter 4 and 2”
      Is my threat

  • @MagicMaster667
    @MagicMaster667 Před 4 lety +481

    2:10 - Sees Hat Kid.
    "Ah. I see you're a man of culture as well."

  • @jessicacaron5084
    @jessicacaron5084 Před 3 lety +40

    The "the enemy within" thing perfectly proves my theory that Among Us is a great way for kids to learn about how prejudice works! (with the one caveat that in Among Us there are actually enemies within trying to kill everyone and in real life usually the supposed enemies within are just trying to go grocery shopping or something

    • @catbatrat1760
      @catbatrat1760 Před 3 lety +1

      How does Among Us teach about prejudice? /gen

    • @jessicacaron5084
      @jessicacaron5084 Před 2 lety

      @Basically I'm Schlorping I just meant that the mindset it puts people into is a good proxy (I think) for the mindset you want to avoid in real life because it means you're being a bigoted asshole, especially in public lobbies where people yell "sus" for no reason

    • @JoaHosoi
      @JoaHosoi Před 2 lety

      trying to understand if this is a joke or a ehehhe

    • @jessicacaron5084
      @jessicacaron5084 Před 2 lety

      @@JoaHosoi Well I think it is funny but I am serious about - what I mean, quite seriously, is that if you are talking about something related to "the enemy within", and you sound as stupid and paranoid as an Among Us public lobby, you are probably wrong and just being racist or wahtever! (like the whole white cops assuming black people are all violent thing, while a very serious issue (and video games are not a serious issue), reflects a level of stupidity/not thinking that is comparable to some kid yelling "SUS" for no reason in a public lobby, and you would hope that adults would know better!)

  • @ReStartermusic
    @ReStartermusic Před 3 lety +6

    5:00 the best part is said dude wrote it in the older version of Chinese where the words are harder to write due to an increased number of strokes, mad lad 👍🏻

  • @justabrokeman
    @justabrokeman Před 4 lety +742

    So it’s r/madlads, but they’re trying to be madlads

  • @buggy7073
    @buggy7073 Před 4 lety +89

    10:00
    It's always after eight - AM, PM, the previous day. It's always after eight.

    • @carbonwolf1087
      @carbonwolf1087 Před 3 lety +1

      I actually tilted my head and looked at my wall, thats so good

  • @erroruser_not_found5583
    @erroruser_not_found5583 Před 3 lety +7

    "I'm an adult and nobody can stop me" me scared for my life wondering how they are not in a mental institution for putting papa John's garlic in their coffee machine

  • @ghostie-8089
    @ghostie-8089 Před 3 lety +3

    10:45
    THAT WAS A HUGE THING OVER HERE, LIKE IT WAS ON THE NEWS FOR WEEKS AND HE NEVER GOT CAUGHT

  • @MersuneLiku
    @MersuneLiku Před 4 lety +281

    2:53 It bothers me that the 'G' is peeling off

  • @gobskhosla861
    @gobskhosla861 Před 4 lety +253

    Oz media: someone take that dog home!
    Emkay: he’s mine now. I want him. He belongs to me now

  • @Chia_Mochia
    @Chia_Mochia Před 2 lety +2

    So for the moment at around 5:14, here's a story: A my mom's workplace, there was this one person who would turn off the ac due to it being "too cold". My mom has asthma. Since this happened at the beginning of the pandemic, her doctor had to tell her to stay home, or else her workplace wouldn't let my mom work from home.
    So yeah that's that.

  • @karimi8467
    @karimi8467 Před 3 lety +9

    The resist capitalism's shop is just a capitalism resistant test

  • @NS-wc3ox
    @NS-wc3ox Před 4 lety +162

    I just realised oz's voice is deathly similar to that one french fry conspiracy dude in steven universe

  • @sovietunion7643
    @sovietunion7643 Před 4 lety +162

    8:40
    I've never had such respect for anyone british since the monty pythons

  • @eeveewashere4754
    @eeveewashere4754 Před 3 lety +6

    8:57 No for real, I know someone who did this. They did it at the keurig at their work and asked if they should. I didn’t exactly tell them to but I didn’t stop them either. They drank it too. What followed was my witnessing them going through the five stages of grief in 30 seconds within the discord chat

  • @JustAJinx-ci6hg
    @JustAJinx-ci6hg Před 3 lety +11

    4:40 My heart melted a little bit...

  • @spoopyd.8910
    @spoopyd.8910 Před 4 lety +364

    I still want Scottishpeopletwitter with mini Oz.

  • @YoumuHoover
    @YoumuHoover Před 4 lety +92

    1:10 The "Lol" is a very nice touch

  • @ghost_kitsune
    @ghost_kitsune Před 3 lety +6

    2:06 Me who genuinely didnt understand the joke and needed an explanation: *why are we still here, just so suffer*

    • @RR-qk3ki
      @RR-qk3ki Před 3 lety +1

      Do you remember the "is it white and gold or blue and black? " dress? well it's that except it's a controler

  • @plang242
    @plang242 Před 4 lety +60

    9:46
    Giorno Giovanna is shaking in his -boots- dreams

    • @nichirinbullets
      @nichirinbullets Před 3 lety +2

      Fun Fact: The official DiGiorno Twitter account temporarily changed their name to DiJolyne to celebrate the announcement of Stone Ocean

    • @yosef7345
      @yosef7345 Před 3 lety

      Why your a men i do for fun huh why but do not for fun

    • @nichirinbullets
      @nichirinbullets Před 3 lety +1

      @@yosef7345 ???

  • @the_hanburger
    @the_hanburger Před 4 lety +245

    9:46
    **GIORNO'S THEME INTENSIFIES**

  • @user-vm9xz4kv9z
    @user-vm9xz4kv9z Před 4 lety +38

    "Anarchism is when you break rules and the more rules you break the anarchister it is"
    -Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

  • @AnimeSunglasses
    @AnimeSunglasses Před 3 lety +3

    I... I have a lot off genuine respect for that art student.

  • @ticket7161
    @ticket7161 Před 3 lety +7

    2:12 referring to the time the entire internet went mad over a dress that we couldn’t tell if it was blue or gold and white. It’s actually really funny but they areeee very late. Still, I like it. I’m autistic so it was hard to tell for m but I got it

  • @wafflesthearttoad6916
    @wafflesthearttoad6916 Před 4 lety +194

    9:48 DIOgiorno, I had to say it. It’s been in my head for like a week.

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 Před 4 lety +111

    6:20
    He literally out Pizzas the hut

    • @tess4518
      @tess4518 Před 3 lety +13

      *wait, that’s illegal*

    • @GrandCorsair
      @GrandCorsair Před 3 lety +3

      They couldn't avoid the noid.

  • @stoneforest2639
    @stoneforest2639 Před 3 lety +28

    9:24 this is when you start posting random cursed images, such as Spider-Man eating an onion ring.
    Edit: wtf you talking about 5 months younger me?
    Edit 2: hello 9 month old younger me.

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 Před 3 lety +2

      Past you has a warped sense of time

    • @Patrickh08
      @Patrickh08 Před 3 lety +2

      My internet is not orange green green brown green green orange green green brown green green orange green green brown green green orange green

    • @Anotherchild_lol
      @Anotherchild_lol Před 2 lety

      Year younger you has a warped sense of time

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 Před 3 lety +2

    1:57
    OK SO FOR ANYONE WONDERING, THIS IS A REFERENCE TO THAT DRESS WHICH GOT EXTREMELY POPULAR BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WOULD SAY IT'S BLACK AND BLUE, AND OTHERS WHITE AND GOLD

  • @momononon
    @momononon Před 4 lety +66

    2:00 to anyone who doesn’t get it, it’s the white and gold, blue and black dress meme thing from like ages ago

  • @15oClock
    @15oClock Před 4 lety +203

    Yeah, these guys are pretty lame; let's break people's cars for using gasoline.

  • @boomboom6410
    @boomboom6410 Před 3 lety +6

    For those of you confused by the tweet at 1:58, it's suppose to be a parody of the blue dress debate that was going around.

  • @averagechannelname9969
    @averagechannelname9969 Před 3 lety +47

    "BBC please never use the word the word lit again"
    Me: *GAY WHEEZING*

    • @beri4138
      @beri4138 Před 3 lety +1

      No one gives a fuck if you're gay or not so you better fucking shut the fuck up

    • @Rainy.help.me.
      @Rainy.help.me. Před 3 lety +3

      @@beri4138 low key offended my actual name is one letter away from your user you actual worthless dishwasher

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 Před 4 lety +64

    6:15
    typping the n-word(a not r) in the chat of a gmod server after being given an n-word pass by obama

  • @hellfiregaming9401
    @hellfiregaming9401 Před 4 lety +36

    If I ever quite a job, I am sure as f**k writing my resignment in Italian.

  • @Masterchief-ku7uo
    @Masterchief-ku7uo Před 4 lety +8

    You gave me PTSD when you played the spooky scary skeleton song cause it's my alarm for when I wake up for school

  • @infinitevoid___
    @infinitevoid___ Před 2 lety +3

    11:03 the next sub is public freakout, that's perfect.

  • @afish2311
    @afish2311 Před 4 lety +31

    4:58 That was one of the students of one of my former teachers in high school. Funny thing was that he didn't even know Chinese until he got this assignment and because this was homework he only had one night to do that.

    • @cow-stealin-gal
      @cow-stealin-gal Před 4 lety +2

      A Fish what did he write? I honestly can’t read Chinese.

    • @afish2311
      @afish2311 Před 4 lety +3

      @@cow-stealin-gal I don't know either it's just a story I was told by the teacher.

    • @cow-stealin-gal
      @cow-stealin-gal Před 4 lety

      Oh.

  • @Falorem
    @Falorem Před 4 lety +61

    “If you are my roommate and you did this, *I’m putting orange juice in your toothpaste* “ Oz 2019

  • @Carl.Henriksson
    @Carl.Henriksson Před 3 lety +15

    I remember one winter, a guy was shoveling snow with one of those cars and he accidently knocked over a lamp post. He fleed the scene.

  • @shadowwhogames6063
    @shadowwhogames6063 Před 3 lety +1

    Place at 8:04 is the World of Coca-Cola in Atlanta, and I wore a Pepsi shirt there as well when I was younger. I was given a free shirt to wear overtop within minutes of entering, my guess is that the red bundle he’s holding is the shirt he was given, too!

  • @Draghtnim
    @Draghtnim Před 4 lety +28

    Woda dla psa (aka. Water for your dog)
    Cat: you dont understand my power!
    Also cat: breaks rule

  • @chich-ai
    @chich-ai Před 4 lety +41

    When I saw the blue and black playstation controller in the "white and gold" post I actually laughed
    Because I still remember that dress

  • @gfox-ck5xx
    @gfox-ck5xx Před 3 lety +8

    As an actual anarchist, this is the best praxis we've had in a while.

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles Před 3 lety +4

    At work my boss says to turn the AC up to 85, and I turned it up to 86 lol

  • @Sh0gai
    @Sh0gai Před 4 lety +35

    1:50 That’s damn dress
    Once you see it you never unsee it

    • @william...
      @william... Před 4 lety +2

      Oh now I get it

    • @darealrylocke6531
      @darealrylocke6531 Před 4 lety

      I still dont get it please explain

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 Před 4 lety +1

      @@darealrylocke6531 it was an internet thing from years ago about a black and blue striped dress or white and gold but they where the same colour. Search it up

    • @firephoenix1467
      @firephoenix1467 Před 4 lety +1

      oh shit I forgot about that

    • @scottyiguess2726
      @scottyiguess2726 Před 4 lety +1

      *And Hat Kid is in this video too*

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 Před 4 lety +37

    Me: *Puts rubbish in the recycling*
    Also me: *I’m an agent of chaos*

  • @rexjolles
    @rexjolles Před 3 lety +5

    There's a brewery near me and they painted a tank like a pig too hahs

  • @guesswho4467
    @guesswho4467 Před 3 lety +7

    2:04 I thought that I wasn't deep enough into the internet to get that reference but damn, afer a few seconds of thought I realized lmao that's hilarious

    • @Guhh07
      @Guhh07 Před 3 lety +3

      Would you care to tell the reference? I’m stupid lol
      Edit: OHHHHH I GET IT NOW

    • @poliwagpi4554
      @poliwagpi4554 Před 3 lety +1

      i dont get it
      edit: OOOOOOOH I GET IT OK THATS HILARIOUS
      NO ONE SAY IT

  • @The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia
    @The_Rising_Tempest_Emilia Před 4 lety +74

    Having no headphones and on the loudest setting caused some unwanted attention.

    • @veganmocha
      @veganmocha Před 4 lety

      Pikachux_pert lmaooo happened to me, too

    • @midnights2631
      @midnights2631 Před 4 lety

      And that's why I wore earbuds.

  • @corpsesuns
    @corpsesuns Před 4 lety +57

    a true madlad would make a subreddit about madlads and post it to r/firstworldanarchists and then post the post from r/firstworldanarchists to r/madlads and once someone goes to the subreddit they will then make a post titled: “welcome to r/youranidiot” and someone will notice the spelling mistake and therefore, i dont know what happens next.

    • @corpsesuns
      @corpsesuns Před 4 lety

      ItsMadd thank you

    • @corpsesuns
      @corpsesuns Před 4 lety

      Allan Nelson you’re welcome, Allan

    • @racheline_nya
      @racheline_nya Před 4 lety

      idk who Chiaki is, but that profile pic is good

    • @corpsesuns
      @corpsesuns Před 4 lety

      YtoSk thank you, chiaki is from SDR2. its a danganronpa game :>

    • @RinRin-pp6oy
      @RinRin-pp6oy Před 4 lety

      @@corpsesuns I see you everywhere and I'm not dissapointed

  • @_stardustcolors
    @_stardustcolors Před 4 lety +22

    me: **saves my game in animal crossing new leaf**
    acnl: saving. don't touch the power button.
    me: heheh touch

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier Před 4 lety +9

    7:46 ~Chinese man appears~
    The Chinese man: "you are gonna spend the rest of your life at my home"

  • @pepeshel8445
    @pepeshel8445 Před 4 lety +66

    2:00 you should aDRESS the joke

  • @lulialmir
    @lulialmir Před 4 lety +285

    9:46
    I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream...

  • @SurotaOnishi
    @SurotaOnishi Před 3 lety +1

    6:42 reminds me of the time my older brother got denied a 50 piece nugget at McDonald's so he walked over to Burger King, ordered 50 nuggets from there, and walked back and ate them in the McDonald's

  • @eren7350
    @eren7350 Před 3 lety +4

    9:15
    10 days later, the Karen makes fun of the left by calling them easily triggered. This is actually pretty funny to me lmao

  • @memereview30
    @memereview30 Před 4 lety +110

    can smeone just make a clip of him screaming "F**K you its october" at 4:03

  • @alpharussiangoat812
    @alpharussiangoat812 Před 4 lety +40

    Russia:*has a no swimming sign*
    Me:*starts swimming*
    Russia:*assembles military* “U weren’t supposed to do that.”

    • @jacquelinramos3364
      @jacquelinramos3364 Před 4 lety

      O my god snaptube nothing you want me to just like late the Chinese compass Listen to I want you to you listening to right now give China Chinese yesterday

    • @jacquelinramos3364
      @jacquelinramos3364 Před 4 lety

      15 what is not will you please 51 in is do you want to do you do need any back I will give you swimming go will give you the book Godly imma give you Robux when Newman 1000 Robux and 1 million Roblox in one meal and meal and meal in Roblox 1 reduced what one more imma give you that way you be cash out of one I 51 Is Not What It Seems is there something and we like our so I asked you to Skype in spycakes and OB my cake is loveland's to do what I want there bots in don't look up you woke up your dead

    • @re57k
      @re57k Před 4 lety +2

      @@jacquelinramos3364 ..... excuse me sir, what?

  • @oskarjaeger72
    @oskarjaeger72 Před 3 lety +6

    4:34 that in the background looks kinda suspicious...

    • @Todija
      @Todija Před 3 lety +1

      Another doge, I see.

  • @octosadventures1949
    @octosadventures1949 Před 3 lety +2

    I love how Oz’s energy never dulls throughout his videos

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere Před 4 lety +32

    I did not know this was a subreddit but I love it now that I do.

  • @zoethezoologist4391
    @zoethezoologist4391 Před 4 lety +3

    A few years back I was put in charge of decorating the house for Halloween. My little brother was really looking forward to carving pumpkins. For some reason, not one store in my area had a single pumpkin, and the farmers market was closed for the season. We ended up carving a watermelon, a pineapple and a bell pepper instead 🤣

  • @brysonator1826
    @brysonator1826 Před 3 lety +6

    5:22 and that most of the reason why rome died

  • @poggersthelesser2309
    @poggersthelesser2309 Před 3 lety +8

    7:08 that son of a gun got me if that’s the Philly Airport