r/RareInsults | Morgz look like mayonnaise smells
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- čas přidán 18. 10. 2019
- Morgz = Bad, now applaud my bravery.
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"Amazing how you overestimate your own value and call yourself mediocre." That's not an insult, that's a murder. Jesus.
Agreed
Holy shit I opened the comments and read this the same time oz read it on the screen
It should be on r/murderedbywords
“Fork stealing goblin” could easily be taken as a compliment to the goblincore community.
I was going to bring that up, but its such a niche area of the internet.
Huh.
Im sorry tbe what now?
*Goblin Slayer wants to know your location* (yes, it's an anime)
If ever any of y’all want more information on the community, a channel called STRANGE ÆONS has a video on the goblincore community, it’s kind of a really interesting little niche community
Honestly as much as I hate sexual assault... That man's skill to track someone down using a reflection in someone's eyeball is just so impressive. Too bad he used it for evil instead of, you know, actually helping people
I used the "Your bloodline started with a c*m sock" one on my dad, andhe responded with "Yeah, except they weren't called c*m socks in the ancient days, they were called "goats""
Fuck
dude WHAT
@@sammieegoldwand Dude idk this comment was back when my dad was still alive
@@jelly8803 Oh shit im sorry for your loss
Same. Miss my dad.
Yours is out there in the stars, the same as mine. One day we will see them again, my friend. @@jelly8803
“Amazing how you can overestimate your own value and call yourself mediocre,”
I felt like someone hit my heart with a hammer
lol I saw that before. Forget what it's from tho
Joshi Kōsei no Mudazukai
WHEEZE
Honestly… same.
@@franciscocollazo9056 i love you
Dont compare mayonnaise with morgz, atleast the mayonnaise is original
PeaceKeepe_r OOF *high fives* sick burn
JESUS CHRIST DUDE YOU FRICKIN KILLED HIM
very true tho
*Creates clones, and with them I board a plane, go to the windows and make them all go:*
BOOM!
Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh
Miracle became morgz
Hearing roadhog with a Winnie the Pooh skin say “I’ve killed for less than That” would make me die
Or if he gets a kill, he says, "I finally got me some honey."
I'd hook myself in the head if there was a Winnie the pooh skin
“I’M A ONE MAN APOCALYPSE”
Omg
Like would it sound like herbert or something like that
It would get banned in China
“The only thing Jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite” felt necessary here
His laugh genuinely sounds like he's being held at gunpoint somewhere off stage.
That's cruel to the virus
Your initals match
It was defiantly necessary
Thank you, Mike. Very cool.
3:25 sis be wearing size 13 Nike's...
MEN'S size 13 Nike's.
For all you who are saying " No I wear size 13 Nike's and my feet aren't that big!!", you CLEARLY don't get the reference..
Whistler I was literally just about to comment that
@Gary DeLanghe bruh yeah I wear 14 and my feet ain't no wear that fucking big
@Gary DeLanghe You really don't get the reference, do you? 🤦♂️
Stone killer🔫🔫 Beat that!
@@rainbowroxgirl6091 bruh 😂
this subreddit is just r/roastme but unasked
yes
Non-consentual roasting
oh yeah?
and r/imsorryjon is a kids show
Random cat shut fuck up you think potato humor is funny
@@tonysfreshpepperoni4802
"...A potato flew around.."
This would be the perfect subreddit for mini oz. Because you wouldn't need to worry about giving him proper emotion while reading the insults. In fact him being devoid of emotion would make the insults more biting.
Jokes on him, removing the laugh track to Friends just made it even funnier, Ross became a total psychopath and it is amazing.
That first one hit like a brick, no, a train.
"I like trains."
Hit as hard as my dad did
@@kae6713 hol up
Hit like drunk daddy’s fistie
Like a train made of brick
Someone once said I was trying to be "the world's first internet billionaire beggar" because they got mad at me for commenting on lots of videos lol
Wonder if they also got mad at justin y
@@terra5053 Wonder if they WERE Justin Y...
That makes me think: Who was the first? I remember another omnipresent commenter on Dark Souls and all related games' videos. He had an anime profile picture and name. This guy dates back to at least 2013. Who was there before that? I'm sure he wasn't the first.
@@georgiykireev9678 Uh oh, you had a thought. You should never think! It'll make others think! And now... I'm also curious who was first.
@@pandalune I probably should've put a colon instead of a period. Yeah, gonna do just that.
"fork stealing goblin"
im shaking and crying right now, h-how can you NOT censor things like this? think of the children
I'm the guy who got called fork stealing goblin. My friend posted that screenshot.
@@cressent6496
okay you spoon taking gremlin
Speaking of censoring, can we talk about how the poster did a terrible job at censoring the name “SincerelyTheVoid”
3:25
“You think *your* life is hard?”
*That last one was like, 9 insults at once, each one being a gunshot. I actually feel sorry for those wastes of human life!*
That's enough to kill a cat!
@@thehiddenninja3428 *yeah!, it'd devistate a mortal human.*
Jesus christ how do people come up with these, truly inspiring.
@@mekhane.broken9678 I see.....
Easy you unidentifiable pile of ashes
Simple, it's pure unadulterated rage
I think it's pretty easy,
But not for you, is it?
You're the kind of person to curl up onto the floor and screech like something that's one month old and came out of a toaster
WowItsShrimp 45 you sound like a police officer
*that its only permission is to ban irish music off the microwave*
5:46 Yes morgz actually does that with his vids, I went on every video on his channel and his moms channel, and disliked every single video.
Respect
i subscribed to morgz and then unsubscribed just to feel a bit of accomplishment
Who tf is Morgz?
Arterexius the clickbait and trashy king
Well that’s just dumb
8:51
She looks like Caillou's house if it was a human
Can I point out how adorable Oz’s character is?
Much better than the old one imo
no
It's Koich and I can't unsee it
You can, and please do
I hope he wears the green outfit irl-
winnie the pooh: exists
*ANGRY CHINA NOISES*
6:03
I need to know where this came from
Liked and noted
Bruh-
Today in class:
Kid: *keeps talking and won’t shut up*
Kid beside him: “shut up you microwaved Mayo bottom of a stop sign”
Everyone laughed but he got in trouble
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
Ok boomer
R/Actually happened
Im gonna do myself a favor before anyone else can do it and r/ihavereddit myself
The dude who walked over 300 miles, my boyfriend said "I'd reduce his sentence by like, two weeks. Because damn that is dedication". I replied "I'd make sure he'd be in jail for life, that enthusiasm is dangerous as hell"
I don't think I like your boyfriend...
I think I like your boyfriend
I don't think I like you're boyfriend...
I think I like your boyfriend
dear god the confliction in the comment section
"Fork stealing goblin" is more adorable than insulting tbh
It was supposed to cause fear and rage, but thanks
Hi Noah
@@__goose__419 hey I'm the guy you insulted, hello
Shut up & hand over the forks
10:52 I could walk Mount Everest in less time than it would take me to walk the length of his forehead.
His face looks like a mask of his own face
6:25
I... I feel attacked *weeps*
That chrons disease one hits on a personal level and I'm here for it
r/beetlejuicing
@@luna010 how dare you call me out like this
No one:
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Oz: I want a Winnie the Pooh skin for Roadhog
Imagine how good would it be
if its fits for his play of the game screen to where he's full count me right IN
I think it was both serious and a joke at Xi Jinping. In China, it is a popular joke to call Xi Jinping Winnie the Pooh, so much so that the Pooh bear is censored in China
Absolutely no one
Oz: *YES!*
His tone sounds like an overreaction from eating a dry pickle at a coffee café with some wet sugar on it
@Egg Muffin r/youngpeopleyoutube
i think he sounds like he throws away the pickles and brews coffee out of the pickle juice and drinks it on his way to work, that is to say, he drinks it as he walks to his PC in his bedroom that is in his mothers basement, and every day after brushing his teeth he drinks orange juice.
@@theldraspneumonoultramicro405 Damm, Jesus Christ and the mole people
EnderManGamer 21 is sus ngl
please dont insult us like that. it's not our faults
you poor soul
hopefully you can get the hell out of the fucking hellhole of insanity you have to live in to even be that kind of victim, yikes
Wait. That’s Illegal.
@Devon Batiste skeletons cam be alive?
@@icyhim2337 e
7:23 He's got the _face_ of the kid from home alone but the _hair_ of how he looks now.
6:21 Looks like I don’t have to pay the toll for the bridge anymore
0:24
Dude did not even HESITATE. XD
"... bin bag of custard..."
Oh gods that was the best! I laughed so hard at that one!
"Skidaddle skidoodle, your code is noodle." - Oz 2018
Reminds me of Jammin James Noble
I just saw this today, "skidadle, skidacted, your neck is now [redacted]
mine isnt just any spaghetto, its a FULL SPAGHETT
yeah
Someone once called my classmate a breadstick.
I often call people "limp mushroom" or "dyslexic apricot" idk why but they alway just stare at me with a pained expression then walk away
6:27 I had no idea that The Goonies was a documentary
I was thinking of the love child conceived from John Cena and Shrek
It's forest gumps brother....Forest Bump
3:19 Big Foot is real! And I thought people who believe it are crazy!
Well there are
then explain her/his gender you automatic pasta sucker
Well you exist, so they are crazy
Spooky Gaelic Gladiator i exist so i breath
The second kid with the Shrek roar kid looks like he boutta say "I'm not gay Greg"
I thought you were American
@@abemudokon9497 I am just poor grammar
@@bf4k I'm sorry my friend it was a reference I was not insulting you at all
@@abemudokon9497 oh ok
OH GOD NOT THAT-
6:41
Glossy Voldemort with a nose
mayonnaise
edit: he didn't censor the b word
Oh no! Not *the b word*
not the bitch word!
@japanese translation bitch?
*Who the fuck cares?!*
listen here you spoon mayonnaise eater
3:27 She probably wears men size 13 nikes
Midroll_Ads haha I don’t get the reference
@@Onceortwice45it's from the movie Tall Girl
@@solus8685 ah ok I heard of that, thanks
8:27 then he has every creepy thing he's ever said tattooed onto him
I like this illustration of Oz the most. But one of the newer ones shows how insane he has become
1:12 I think Roadhog should have a Winnie the Pooh skin
I agree with you lord Oz
I remember one time two people in my drawing class who said that the picture of me I was using for a self portrait was bad looking. (I did start it when one of them said that they looked good in their picture. I honestly thought the shadows made the photo look bad. So I said "I wouldn't flatter yourself if I were you".) So after their retaliation, I felt a bit hurt. I responded with:
"Well excuse me! It's not my fault I look like a shroomish potato!"
I have more moments where i didn't roast myself.
The clown one: *DEAD BODY REPORTED*
3:28 the "B1tch" didn't get censored when he said it lmao
That drawing looks like he snorted Krokodil and had trauma as a WikiHow character
Snort krokodil? Holy shit your face would rot off you'd look like Leonard from big bang
Nice 69 years ago
7:38 that's actually impressive, holy shit
If only people like that were using that talent and dedication for the greater good instead of being the most vile class of living being
@@Starfloofle true, but there's no sugar coating it:
Never going to happen, unless he happens to use /Pol/. They've collectively done some superhuman things
That dude is a scumbag... but a professional scumbag.
@@Technomancer666 professionals have _standards_
@@npc6817
Have eyesight
Be efficient
And...
0:13 looks like he invented "zoo wee mama"
1:52 he is probably only able to date girls under 5’5” because he brings nothing to the table and they’re the only ones who can’t see that. So therefore when inevitably they want to reach a deeper emotional level in their relationship they realise he is incapable of connecting with them and forming a fulfilling bond, they then leave him and he writes bitter tweets like this.
3:38 and this, is why you never get Amino.
(Its way too toxic, and if someone didnt end the conversation with "yea you're right," or something like that, I bet you 10 imaginary cents that there was a whole entire argument that went on.)
DeeIsActuallySpinelNow It mostly depends on the community (considering I've met great people in Aminos that don't have specific topics like Virtual space or smaller aminos) but yes those "yea you're right thing" convos are right I have encountered that in bigger aminos that are focused on a topic with a very and I mean VERY attached fanbase (kpop and fnaf for ex) that sometimes have members that are like "NO, [insert some nerdy shit about the community]"
I've got one of my most traumatic experience on Amino so I get you
I have Amino.. the communities I'm in are wholesome af- I'm actually a leader in one of the smaller communities, really proud of myself! Heh
@@sleep.starvedd yea small communites are p great but i always got into fights on larger ones like the oc amino
@@sleep.starvedd i deleted amino AND my account in August bc everyone was downright rude to me
6:03 her mouth is a mustache, the shadow is her real mouth
"You half eaten pickle" That is my new favorite insult XD
You deserve to have over a mil subscribers at least dude I love how you articulate this shit so well, my dad and I watch your vids 24/7. I know its just stuff from others, but without your voice and commentary, itd be almost worthless. Thank you so much for these because I dont think I could get through this "so called life" without em. Keep on spittin insults forever ples :D good luck man!
Legit there's an insult sent from the Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Ottoman empire and even though it's hundreds of years old it's so god damn funny.
*So... What is it?*
@@Zadanoire I tried to put it but it's gone now
Is that the joke?
@@endieslayer4822 sadly no
I’m concerned how mini oz is
I’m sorry but all I can imagine is your profile picture crawling out from under oz’s bed and looking him dead in the eyes and just saying
“ I’m concerned for your smaller form “ and crawling back under his bed
You have the same fucked up mind as me, @@pastawhore6276. You can either take that as a compliment or an insult.
@@pastawhore6276 okay so funny thing is I have absolutely no fuxking recollection of when or why I made this comment and I probably didn’t Finish it
6:00 You should see the Sonic Vs. Nazo movie
It has an ad every 3 minutes
5:54
Wait till you see the 1 hr video of ElectroBOOM funny compilations with the supposed to be red line is replace by a straight yellow one
and you wonder why people use ad blockers
cause of shit like that
like i came to watch the content not learn how to whiten my fuckin teeth or apply to colllage 57 god damn times
Lmao
7:18 That one hurt XD
someone give me a rare insult of emkay's laugh because i cant stand it.
Emkays laugh sounds like when my old ass computer freezes and makes a Ear rape sound throughout the entire house cuz it's actually on fire and my fire alarm is going off.
Good enough?
@@xxhotsauce_stingerxx5961 yes. perfection. i have laughed more than emkay because of this. i have ascended.
@@cranberryjuice3998 your welcome :3
Emkays laugh sounds like a chicken choking on a hubcap.
his laughter sounds like someone who drinks coffee made from picke juice and mouthwash and use salt instead of sugar and use his dads "milk" instead of cow milk.
6:26 he looks like a imbred johncena mixed with a rage comic face
Synchronized rare insults
Oz and this redditor are on the same wavelength
8:36 I feel personally attacked by this
The dude who assaulted the pop star I hose after he slips he gets up and his brain and legs suffer a windows blue screen crash.
Luca Jenkins-Pugh *you roast people like i prepare for eating sand*
@@randomcat9314 *I know several different froms of bullshit and gibberish yet I can't understand a single word of what you just said.*
Luca Jenkins-Pugh cause you are an uneducated 𝓫𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗽 𝗯𝗲𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗺𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗮𝘀𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴
Oksana Verbytska what in the ground breaking earth was that
@@randomcat9314 I have no idea
I like Oz's newer avatar than this one to be honest. It's just more expressive.
5:27 dude looks like my fallout 76 character
Bruh this boy "real laugh" sounds like a fake LAUGH
Stone killer🔫🔫 I did a “real laugh” on this
Nah his actually sounds genuine
6:21 "It's freddie freaker!"
Why did Dr. Wondertainment send you here?
3:38
As an amino user, this is 100% accurate for 90% of the people on the app-
Random thought I had during class thought I would put it here
" you make me contemplate becoming an alcoholic until I remember that not even alcohol could drown the sheer misery you bring me."
8:20 that guy should step on a Lego trail to get to that point.
The mug shot looks like shrek if he turned human and got a failed face lift edit the first one
Last week I jokingly said to my teacher "wanna fight" and he goes "yeah sure bring all of your friends, I'll come alone too" and I haven't recovered
9:07
This guy seems like he is the best punchline in a joke when no one laughs.
Love rare insults. Always so damn good.
6:50 "Kinda looks like the Sorcerer Supreme from Doctor Strange, but like on botox."
At least the Sorcerer Supreme was kinda pretty.
9:47 Could be real. I know a guy like that. College friend.
Extremely exaggerated laughs.
Best is when you can't tell if his laughter is genuine or sarcastic.
That Pooh joke took me a second. Well done dude
10:25 dude looks like the teacher from Victorious
Morgz Already Looks Like Mayonnaise
No but mayo actually has better advertising than Morgz (knows how to calm their ads)
The last one got me good, just some huge combination of insults and relatable traffic issues.
I have watching his videos and listening to his voice on and off for hours. I think I can sleep peacefully now. Even when he is in the middle of a rant, its calming to me.
The guy with the suspended license looks like some sort of pink goblin.
Edit: I'm now a bit older and a bit funnier. I think we all know how that lady afforded that car.
Does no one notice when he said “I thought putting 3 ads on a video was a bit much” this video is 12 minutes and has 3 ads. Nice one
The hair on Oz's little character looks like what those fake Krabby patties were made of
That last insult about stupid drivers was absolutely gold I couldn't stop laughing 😂
Lmao 2:34 is I
Omelet ok boomer
9:11 my teacher talked about this twitter post at our class and said that she was TRIGGERED
Oz sounds like Grandpa Frankie from the Amazing World of Gumball.
OliveTV he does
OzMedia: ‘Shut the F*ck up, George’
Me: *feels attacked*
10:12
I have to disagree on that statement, because while the japanese did attack pearl harbour, their are some evidence that let us to believe that the americans were planning to attack japan.
Also those peoe at pearl harbour were trained soldiers who knew that one day they might day in this war.
The people who were bombed un Hiroshima and Nagazaki were civilians.
They didn't even had any strategic point for the Americans.
America killed innocent civilians so they can display power and used Pearl Harbour attack as a justification for their monstrosity, because we all know if the enemy is doing something bad against you, the only think you can do is doing something even worse.
7:46. He needs to go to school and be forced to read NSFW fanfiction in front of a group of 14 year olds. Not only that, he has a voice changer that makes his voice 30 octaves higher than my high ass voice and be forced to say OwO every time there is a letter o and UwU every time theres a letter u. Not to mention he has a fur suit on except the face looks _deeply_ aroused. His real face (sweaty and bothered in the fursuit) is displayed on the classroom screen. After, he finishes reading, he must do the sex owofender shuffle.
Love the new style for your character ❤️
Ozz media: putting just 3 on a 12 minute video is too much
Also ozz: puts 3 adds on this 12 minute video