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  • čas přidán 19. 11. 2019
  • Its like... Me, but IRL?
    Discord: / discord
    Twitter: OzMediaOfficial?l...
    Go check out the artist behind the Avatar: / severalpaintstains
    Links to Music and Content Below
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    The Oz Media Reddit Collection: • r/insanepeoplefacebook...
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    Music from filmmusic.io
    "George Street Shuffle" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Backbay Lounge" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Bossa Antigua" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    "Crinoline Dreams" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    License: CC BY (creativecommons.org/licenses/b...)
    #MeIRL #Memes #Oz Media
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  • @dervy1309
    @dervy1309 Před 4 lety +2433

    Oz's laugh sounds like he's holding back tears but is also in the middle of crying at the same time

    • @zillaplays3255
      @zillaplays3255 Před 4 lety +31

      That's EXACTLY what it is

    • @rawrxdkittycat
      @rawrxdkittycat Před 4 lety +12

      r/murderedbywords

    • @sn-zt9ie
      @sn-zt9ie Před 4 lety +17

      I feel like something bad happened to him and he is trying to holdback his tears

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 Před 4 lety +4

      R/rearinsults

    • @niiaaab
      @niiaaab Před 4 lety +1

      just got this comment to 1k likes😌

  • @morgansheepman2403
    @morgansheepman2403 Před 4 lety +656

    My 3 year old nephew once said: "I'm stressed, I'm going to nap" and I really felt that

  • @kninenights
    @kninenights Před 4 lety +1150

    Kid: “words don’t die.” Me: “...Why is Latin called a dead language then?”

    • @minicorruptprogram
      @minicorruptprogram Před 4 lety +112

      because people were terrified of the demons they summoned by pronouncing it wrong.

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights Před 4 lety +14

      HanatheNeko Verum.

    • @TheTrueUlfhednar
      @TheTrueUlfhednar Před 4 lety +58

      Probably irrelevant, but oh well. Languages are fun.
      Latin (among others like Aramaic and Akkadian) are considered dead languages not because they're no longer used, but because the overarching vocabulary isn't actively growing! There's no new words being added or removed from usage, so the language is more aptly described as stagnant, but dead is more fun to say. Thanks for reading!

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights Před 4 lety +14

      Infinity Prophet. Yeah, my brother actually used to complain about Latin being called a dead language in high school.
      However, I would contest that languages with no living speakers could be considered dead. My mind’s blanking on an example but I know there are languages that are no longer spoken at all.
      Either way, thanks for the explanation! The way you wrote it was really nice!

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights Před 4 lety +19

      Oh, never mind. Just looked it up to try and find an example. Languages with no living speakers at all are called “extinct languages” instead of “dead languages”.
      My bad.

  • @minutehourdayweek
    @minutehourdayweek Před 4 lety +319

    9:25 I’m Russian and I remember those shitty chocolate that they sell every year on Easter, they put random animals magnets and magnets with angels

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 Před 3 lety +3

      Yummy

    • @monkeydoespride
      @monkeydoespride Před 3 lety +32

      So it wasn't a dead horse. Thank god

    • @solierafromtheultrareconsquad
      @solierafromtheultrareconsquad Před 3 lety +26

      @@monkeydoespride I mean, we still have no evidence saying it's for sure not.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon Před rokem

      So you're telling us it's not horse ashes?
      Ya sure?
      It being chocolate makes a lot more sense, for the most part, but...
      The ashes thing sounds too strange to make up.

    • @minutehourdayweek
      @minutehourdayweek Před rokem +5

      @@ArcanineEspeon well I mean this chocolate is very cheap and made out of cheap ingredients that tastes really bad compared to real natural chocolate sooo maybe

  • @couldibecolin
    @couldibecolin Před 4 lety +3218

    Me after a day: he’s probably fine
    Me after 3 days: probably
    Me after a week: oz?
    Me after 2 weeks: Oz?
    Me after a month: OZ?

  • @HeyNiso
    @HeyNiso Před 4 lety +1636

    I'm concerned about the person who ate the russian horse ashes

    • @Aiza-lf6zc
      @Aiza-lf6zc Před 4 lety +53

      We all are

    • @ruvikora1568
      @ruvikora1568 Před 4 lety +92

      Don’t worry, he can shape-shift into a horse now.

    • @annatikh1573
      @annatikh1573 Před 4 lety +128

      This is actually a lie, we in Russia have no such thing :0 I tried asking my mom or grandma, searched internet a bit, nothing. And yes, this chocolate does taste like coal, I had it every effing new year when I was a kid, there're usually toys inside. These things are cheap and gross but people still buy them for some reason

    • @derodainfamous
      @derodainfamous Před 4 lety +8

      **Screencaps comment**
      **Sends to mum saying **#relatable****
      LmAoOoOoOoOoOo

    • @anselmadelia9747
      @anselmadelia9747 Před 4 lety +70

      It is literally a joke lol
      Russian here, this kind of chocolate usually has a certain form like a person or an animal, and has toys inside, but yeah, it tastes bad because it's cheap. There's literally no way to mistake it, they are wrapped as a candy. People usually give them to children cus the wrapping is kind of pretty, it's almost like a toy.
      Idk why almost 500 people fell for it, did I get woooshed?

  • @mushrooms9539
    @mushrooms9539 Před 4 lety +132

    Me: feels nausea all the time
    Also me: forgets to eat tell dinner
    Me: "oh I must be sick"
    Mum: force feeds me
    Me: "wow I feel better"

  • @justafriend4215
    @justafriend4215 Před 4 lety +29

    "Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread"
    My brain: *"Love is dread and never existed. All you did was be tray me as a I lay sick and frustrating. You are the definition of bread"*
    Me: what?
    My brain: just shhhh let me handle them for you

  • @watchboy6225
    @watchboy6225 Před 4 lety +283

    8:26
    _he protecc_
    _he attac_
    _but most importantly_
    _never call him fatt_

  • @shanukas1
    @shanukas1 Před 4 lety +892

    Omg did Oz just laugh while having a panic attack for once

  • @exodia396sforbiddenreviews7

    "I think chowder and flapjack are two criminally underrated shows" me: *Absolutely decimates the sub button*
    Edit: I rewinded the video like 10 different times tryna like the memes in the video

    • @steveliu9783
      @steveliu9783 Před 3 lety +1

      Decimate stands for take away a tenth, not destroy. A better suited word would be annihilate.

    • @exodia396sforbiddenreviews7
      @exodia396sforbiddenreviews7 Před 3 lety +1

      @@steveliu9783 never knew there was a difference, thanks

  • @thefreddyshow9144
    @thefreddyshow9144 Před 4 lety +77

    Someone: * compliments me*
    My brain: say thx
    Me: mmmmmmwwwWWWAAA *AAAAAAAAAA!!!*
    My brain: *WHAT THE HELL WHAS THAT?!?!*
    Me: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

  • @SymbiontUVPlays
    @SymbiontUVPlays Před 4 lety +1285

    Nobody:
    Sonic Fans: *_big the cat_*

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 Před 4 lety +27

      I *demand* Big The Cat

    • @wanday.jackson7537
      @wanday.jackson7537 Před 4 lety +15

      But if they can literally bully a studio into redesigning sonic then they can probably do that

    • @tailsbread
      @tailsbread Před 4 lety +4

      That was a funny ha ha ha

    • @Aiza-lf6zc
      @Aiza-lf6zc Před 4 lety +3

      Im the 300th like!

    • @connormccarthy6741
      @connormccarthy6741 Před 4 lety +7

      I mean, Big the Cat cameos in almost every sonic game in the background

  • @theconsul6615
    @theconsul6615 Před 4 lety +3233

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue,
    I Am wanted for 31 cases of drug trafficing since 2002

    • @Mavyenta
      @Mavyenta Před 4 lety +68

      PeaceKeepe_r CZcams new policy makes me what to play to

    • @harveyheath9038
      @harveyheath9038 Před 4 lety +123

      Isn’t that just American roulette

    • @oonaverse
      @oonaverse Před 4 lety +41

      Mojo The Doggo this is almost as cursed as the original comment

    • @kaptan466
      @kaptan466 Před 4 lety +11

      R/cursedcomments

    • @naenaemister5048
      @naenaemister5048 Před 4 lety +1

      PeaceKeepe_r I want to play it with a 12g

  • @aceampora6012
    @aceampora6012 Před 4 lety +33

    Right, but what was the spider thinking?
    “OMG I JUST WANTED A SNACK LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE”
    *dies*

  • @Schnee7929
    @Schnee7929 Před 4 lety +49

    0:54 The fact there is just a black man staring out the window killed me

  • @thetiredtraveler2540
    @thetiredtraveler2540 Před 4 lety +635

    “This thing didn’t crash, it BROKE”
    ... just like there ice cream machine

  • @normalcat
    @normalcat Před 4 lety +421

    man: orders boneless burger
    computer: am I a joke to you?

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn Před 4 lety +13

      PC: *Cannot handle the soul-sucking task that is to order mc'd day in day out, breaks down*

    • @Foxy-ve1oh
      @Foxy-ve1oh Před 4 lety +4

      CrazyCat - Tntgav what even is a boneless burger. I didn't know burgers had bones

    • @normalcat
      @normalcat Před 4 lety +7

      @@Foxy-ve1oh a boneless burger is a burger but it doesnt exist, no bun, no cheese, no meat, no lettuce, no sauce, just nothing

    • @Foxy-ve1oh
      @Foxy-ve1oh Před 4 lety +3

      CrazyCat - Tntgav wouldn't that be a burgerless burger?

    • @normalcat
      @normalcat Před 4 lety +2

      @@Foxy-ve1oh honestly, im not sure, if it was literally boneless it would probably have no meat because the animal they got the meat from had bones so that would be the closest

  • @kptsavvysabi8453
    @kptsavvysabi8453 Před 4 lety +22

    Literally thought this was another person I’m subbed to (emkay). I wasn’t really playing attention until I saw the character on the side. I was like hmm must’ve new. Watched til the end to see he has a gaming channel, was even more confused, but subbed because I like gaming. Video ends then I find out he’s a whole different person. The signs were clear- difficult voice/laugh, drawn character, gaming channel. Other than that they’re the same.

    • @shadeslayerzycron6209
      @shadeslayerzycron6209 Před 10 měsíci

      And you found a golden reader just like Emkay and EZPZ and Click and One Topic

  • @aresrobinson3586
    @aresrobinson3586 Před 3 lety +9

    I can’t tell you how much I love his accent. It just makes everything so much funnier because he sounds like a highly perturbed Minnesotan

  • @JordanViknar
    @JordanViknar Před 4 lety +51

    7:44 HOW?! *HOW?!* *_HOW DOES ORDERING- NO WHY DOES ORDER CODE CONTAINS SOMETHING TO REWRITE THE BOOTLOADER?!_*

  • @aidanbblp4308
    @aidanbblp4308 Před 4 lety +85

    10:30
    iiluminaughtii: *walking into room "hey oz I was wondering if youd like to col...
    Oz: * looking up at ceiling *You basterds, im'a gonna get you one day!"*
    iiluminaughtii: ta... I can tell your doing, *closes door.

  • @katiehunt8993
    @katiehunt8993 Před 4 lety +8

    11:59 Dude, have you ever played Skyrim? You can literally try to walk into a crowded room and have 5 different people block your way, all trying to talk to you at the same time, and then you don’t understand a single word out of any of their mouths because they’re all talking over each other when you didn’t even intend to initiate a conversation in the first place!
    But that’s only when it’s crowded. Other than that, it’s a pretty good game :D

  • @cadonstrain6217
    @cadonstrain6217 Před 4 lety +6

    7:26
    I am liking and commenting on THIS EXACT point just for a good laugh during these dark times.

    • @AltoSilver
      @AltoSilver Před 3 lety +1

      How could a programmer mess this up that badly? I mean, it shouldn't have done anything with changing system files...

  • @rayakuma2918
    @rayakuma2918 Před 4 lety +73

    0:53
    Daughter:
    ,,Who is that Black guy in Your Bedroom Mom?"
    Mom:
    ,,You Call him Daddy from now on"

  • @notme263
    @notme263 Před 4 lety +6

    13:27 I saw someone wearing this shirt as my school on a “casual clothes” day. I knew it looked familiar. This shirt exist. I need it.

  • @St4rD4rts_
    @St4rD4rts_ Před 4 lety +6

    0:45 ... that reminded me that I have a children’s book called “why did grandpa die” idk what to do with it
    (I’m not joking you can search why did grandpa die the book and it comes up)

  • @anxiousbryant8039
    @anxiousbryant8039 Před 4 lety +261

    Girlfriend: “He’s probably out partying and cheating on me.”
    Me and the boys: 0:21

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 Před 4 lety +3

      if it was you and the boys, it would go up by 4 not 1.

    • @hayleyy_.j
      @hayleyy_.j Před 4 lety +3

      Gmodiscool15 Backup Channel The boys were watching

    • @gmodiscool14
      @gmodiscool14 Před 4 lety +1

      yes

  • @SpoonieCreates
    @SpoonieCreates Před 4 lety +793

    “Words don’t die”... tell that to all the dead languages. Oh yeah, you can’t. Cause they’re dead :/

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox Před 4 lety +36

      Looks at Latin, Sanskrit, Old English, Old Norse, Ancient Greek, Iberian, and Proto-Indo-European

    • @CH-nn1nf
      @CH-nn1nf Před 4 lety +23

      MCmaster2014 hey don’t forget about Middle English

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 Před 4 lety +5

      Nice.

    • @kert0142
      @kert0142 Před 4 lety +5

      Nice

    • @JoaoMartins-pd7nl
      @JoaoMartins-pd7nl Před 4 lety +5

      @@tonypeppermint5329 Ultra nice. I ll resist the urge to like

  • @Murd3rousCrow
    @Murd3rousCrow Před 3 lety +10

    Am I the only one who absolutely loves Oz's laugh, like it's so wholesome and genuine. Most other reddit readers are always so serious and have that monotone voice. But Oz's makes it sound like he's actually having fun.

  • @thatoneguywholovescats9130

    I want to hug this man. He sounds like he's crying rather than laughing and it's making me generally sad, I need to make sure this guy is okay and happy.

  • @cannibalistic_cat1983
    @cannibalistic_cat1983 Před 4 lety +240

    Me, a sad gay lesbian: 13:29
    My GF: *dates me*
    Me: *confused screaming*

  • @FS_1041_
    @FS_1041_ Před 4 lety +160

    Imagine being on the titanic
    Just let that sink in

  • @Apollo_G
    @Apollo_G Před 3 lety +2

    10:01 well that brings a whole new meaning to "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse"

  • @Flounder4688
    @Flounder4688 Před 4 lety +5

    8:00 next time me and my family go to McDonalds im gonna see if they fixed that

  • @khasanbekmalzagov6240
    @khasanbekmalzagov6240 Před 4 lety +204

    So like... has Oz violently perished? Have the MoleMen gotten to him yet or is he still in hiding?

    • @Plooberton
      @Plooberton Před 4 lety +7

      The molemen have unfortunately caught him, but after sacrificing mini Oz, he was let go. He shall return Tomorrow

    • @imdoingthisnowreally
      @imdoingthisnowreally Před 4 lety +4

      @@Plooberton I hope so. I'm sorry for the death of mini oz, however 😞😞

    • @RavensReverie
      @RavensReverie Před 4 lety +2

      @@Plooberton Did they fuck mini oz like literally?

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 Před 3 lety +1

      neither

  • @kagamineame.
    @kagamineame. Před 4 lety +204

    Nobody:
    My mom when she is in a fancy restaurant: 5:21

    • @user-lw4vi4oy2d
      @user-lw4vi4oy2d Před 4 lety +4

      Your mom weird af

    • @iheartkiecats
      @iheartkiecats Před 4 lety +6

      @Lukeriel Hopefully the noise. I would like to think that their mom just breaks down whenever she goes to a fancy restaurant

    • @flare_studios.
      @flare_studios. Před 4 lety +3

      @@Lukeriel
      B o t h

  • @kennethbarone239
    @kennethbarone239 Před 4 lety +6

    Nobody:
    Oz Media: WHEEZE

  • @floofybooper2710
    @floofybooper2710 Před 4 lety +4

    5:30
    My gamer a**:SNAKE?!SNAKE!!

  • @phyllisherbert
    @phyllisherbert Před 4 lety +28

    5:19 the cat in the hat strikes back.
    “I’ve had enough of this crap”- Dr Suees

  • @Fi6ment
    @Fi6ment Před 4 lety +121

    9:27
    “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse”

    • @aidanbblp4308
      @aidanbblp4308 Před 4 lety +5

      @@thegoldengrunt3414 are you challenging me?
      *Pathetic*

    • @afoxwithahat7846
      @afoxwithahat7846 Před 4 lety +2

      Ohohhoohh

    • @aidanbblp4308
      @aidanbblp4308 Před 4 lety +2

      @@afoxwithahat7846 its magic.

    • @thegoldengrunt3414
      @thegoldengrunt3414 Před 4 lety +1

      @@aidanbblp4308 nah its just a fast metabolism. A train is just an afternoon snack when you have the munchies

    • @aidanbblp4308
      @aidanbblp4308 Před 4 lety +1

      @@thegoldengrunt3414 I cant tell whether the joke went over your head, or you were also making a joke.

  • @MostScaryCat
    @MostScaryCat Před 4 lety +4

    Him: *B O O K A B O U T D I V O R C E*
    The black guy in the window: *Y E S*

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho Před 4 lety +2

    “No matter the size of your opponent, always give it your all.”
    Go beyond Plus Ultra his entire class

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 Před 4 lety +23

    The cat in the hat stood calm with a grin
    On the sidewalk in front of Sal and Tim
    "I'm sorry children know I had to do it to him"

  • @dankusmemeoid6680
    @dankusmemeoid6680 Před 4 lety +242

    “Only one more”
    Does that mean this is the last one? Or is it just a name?

  • @Amber7H
    @Amber7H Před 4 lety +4

    he, he broke a machine by ordering a boneless burger

  • @grizzlle2275
    @grizzlle2275 Před 3 lety +2

    "IM GOING TO BURN YOU"
    -Me, talking to my house after seeing the smalles spider possible

  • @Smittel
    @Smittel Před 4 lety +48

    And just when i thought theres finally someone that uses the completely unoriginal format of reading reddit posts but at least in an actual entertaining manner thats not as obnoxious as a goose with tourettes, he decides to disappear a month before i discover the channel. Great.

    • @bellemere9064
      @bellemere9064 Před 3 lety +3

      If I may, SadMilk features him and a bunch of other chill Reddit CZcamsrs!

    • @arcticguy3455
      @arcticguy3455 Před 3 lety +2

      @Jason Robinette I don't like fakejake for some reason. He's fine, his content is fine, but for some reason the way he speaks agitates me.

  • @someguy6981
    @someguy6981 Před 4 lety +24

    8:49, how the hell did she get everything right about me without even meeting me once?

    • @alexanderthegreat6682
      @alexanderthegreat6682 Před 3 lety

      I'm almost the same too, except I have a larger amount of songs listen to

  • @kanniekosplayyes2799
    @kanniekosplayyes2799 Před 3 lety +4

    *gets to last picture*
    Oz: "I just ate the whole thing and accepted my fate"
    Me: I've done both as well as just suck the stuff out from the corner or even the side that was opened during the heating up in the microwave before eating the whole thing in the end ^^;;

  • @shadowchrome_5226
    @shadowchrome_5226 Před 4 lety +50

    3:45
    Yesbody:
    Yes even a Yesbody:
    Auto English: anxiety strip me

  • @radarcheese3051
    @radarcheese3051 Před 4 lety +136

    2:19 it's like me to my grandma after watching self defence tutorials

  • @smakkacowtherealone
    @smakkacowtherealone Před 4 lety +44

    "Oh f*** off Rebecca he didn't say that."
    He should have said, "What about the Library of Alexandria?"

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior Před 4 lety +1

      Or what about the Social Security building that burned in 1974? nearly all records were lost either due to fire or water damage. That is also when the gov learned to quick being cheap and put things in multiple buildings and have copies. A lesson that the gov has to relearn many times.

  • @Willow_the_Tree360
    @Willow_the_Tree360 Před 4 lety +3

    8:54 OMG I RELATE SOOO MUCH THAT IS ESSENTIALLY ME WHAT THE HECK

  • @username12120
    @username12120 Před 4 lety +4

    10:30
    It's the ones who spread bubonic plague.
    Oh? You thought that wasn't a thing anymore?
    So precious. :^)

  • @jedi_cat_l4976
    @jedi_cat_l4976 Před 4 lety +30

    "I wish I had this much self control."
    "Its easy! Its called being poor!"
    I. Cant. Stop. Laughing.
    Edit: no... 8:41 made me cry and laugh and spit my sprite out through my mouth and nose and now I have to pee.

  • @theduck3448
    @theduck3448 Před 4 lety +62

    it have been one month OZ
    where are you OZ.

  • @GH9ST777
    @GH9ST777 Před 4 lety +5

    1:45
    Im sad to say that my friend group doesn't have a second group chat 😔👊

  • @MrArk1265
    @MrArk1265 Před 4 lety +9

    6:34
    The sadist side in me though that the guy was going to say "We've been friends for 8 years."

  • @deadgodofneutrality7725
    @deadgodofneutrality7725 Před 4 lety +32

    Me: * crams a pizza roll in my mouth *
    Also me: see’s the pizza roll part
    Also also me: *the proficiency is true*

  • @OneToxicPixel
    @OneToxicPixel Před 4 lety +11

    I love when you completely lose your shit and start laughing like a maniac because of things we can't see yet. It makes me wonder... It makes me imagine... What is this marvelous thing that makes Oz laugh like that? It always ends up being something I didn't expect at all so I laugh too.

  • @arkturus425
    @arkturus425 Před 4 lety +2

    2:20
    When you just feel like yeeting some random kid into the floor.

  • @ii_arcade_ii
    @ii_arcade_ii Před 4 lety +4

    2:40
    My brain: do it
    Me no I’ll get hurt
    Brain: no it won’t
    Me: ok....
    Ambulance: wee woo wee woo

  • @hewhoisdark
    @hewhoisdark Před 4 lety +8

    4:18
    “Oh yeah, for sure, I was just gonna go hang out with my brother and sister, who are part of a group famous around school for beating up exes, ya know ex boyfriends, girlfriends, ex frieennddsss.”

  • @pundabear69
    @pundabear69 Před 4 lety +70

    I just love how Oz loses his shit over some of these posts-
    Like it just kinda makes my day a bit better, Idk why

    • @Dithippothingystuff
      @Dithippothingystuff Před 4 lety +1

      The same here :) Oz is great at losing shit XD

    • @GothBarbie3000
      @GothBarbie3000 Před 4 lety +2

      Punda Bear because it’s fucking cool to see someone genuinely experience a moment of pure, giggle inducing, give-0-fucks joy. My name is GothBarbie and I approve of your message.

    • @GothBarbie3000
      @GothBarbie3000 Před 4 lety

      A Normal IKEA & ThePaimon over here being all wholesome and shit! Nice!
      I’m going to go back and watch his last r/ImSorryJon video because I want a moment of fear-flavored joy.

    • @kimnamjoon2695
      @kimnamjoon2695 Před 4 lety +1

      This comment thread is so adorable

  • @XxKiwi_the_FurryxX
    @XxKiwi_the_FurryxX Před 4 lety +5

    0:43 I thought I was the only person who ever watch those shows I love Oz You’re so poor I want him to be my friend

  • @IvanTGCF
    @IvanTGCF Před 2 lety +11

    I genuinely watch Oz's videos because of how happy his laugh makes me, its just so contagious

  • @roxy5659
    @roxy5659 Před 4 lety +26

    1:25
    Why is nobody talking bout that kid with the life jacket

  • @danger6371
    @danger6371 Před 4 lety +17

    After seeing how the boot loader broke like my self esteem when going to middle school for 2 years, I have to restrain myself from going to McDonald's to just make a bonless burger.

    • @benkrajniak9584
      @benkrajniak9584 Před 3 lety +3

      Why hold back on your dreams. You clearly already gave up on the majority of them

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 Před 3 lety +1

      @Some random Did you do it? Did it work?

    • @danger6371
      @danger6371 Před 3 lety +2

      @@roberine7241 no I haven't been able to go to McDonald's due to cough cough

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 Před 3 lety +1

      @@danger6371 ah yes thanks for reminding me.

    • @asturrrr
      @asturrrr Před 3 lety +3

      I am here to remind you to please order boneless burger

  • @yummersans8426
    @yummersans8426 Před 3 lety +6

    68 death this year
    someone: "makes it 69"
    some other rando: *aight time to make it 420-*

  • @Cvrtruck
    @Cvrtruck Před 4 lety +5

    Me: *Watching the video peacefully, occasionally laughing at most of these.*
    Oz Media near the end: *Canadian A*
    Me: *happiness randomly rises* "A~"
    I'm Canadian too.
    (Unless I'm wrong, then never mind...)

  • @Claustro_phobic
    @Claustro_phobic Před 4 lety +49

    *I just got a playsee ad where they were cooking the woman.*

  • @miguelmialichi6367
    @miguelmialichi6367 Před 4 lety +9

    11:38
    Lion king are a hidden underrated meme mine

  • @vaas7247
    @vaas7247 Před 4 lety +3

    10:26
    Eat the wrong nuts *dad laughter intinsifies*

  • @Ana-sh5ps
    @Ana-sh5ps Před 3 lety +3

    my teacher sent me an email that just said "you are a thief of joy"

  • @Choppytehbear1337
    @Choppytehbear1337 Před 4 lety +25

    RIP Oz.

  • @Mikewolv007
    @Mikewolv007 Před 4 lety +104

    Oz, you sound like you inhaled the Joker’s laughing gas.

    • @castoryxkyriarch8815
      @castoryxkyriarch8815 Před 4 lety +1

      Mikewolv007 tbh at 5:18 I laughed so hard I launched the cough drop in my mouth across the room and started choking badly

  • @pickle3644
    @pickle3644 Před 4 lety +3

    6:09
    Her:everybody dies
    The queen of England: stares vigorously with doubt

  • @What-jl8oc
    @What-jl8oc Před 4 lety +3

    3:09: when mom says you have to go to bed on the weekend

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 Před 4 lety +11

    4:24
    *sweats nervously while you can hear Sono Chino Sadame in the distant background*

  • @taiyosketches
    @taiyosketches Před 4 lety +18

    7:20
    You only say “You’re gonna die” when the Action has already been done.
    In the gang world at least.

  • @MoonPatch
    @MoonPatch Před 4 lety +3

    "Everyone dies one day. everyone. even wolves"
    Why wolves specifically?

  • @nicktalks1676
    @nicktalks1676 Před 3 lety +3

    1:54 I have like 20 different group chats “without” the annoying friend... they all muted me...

  • @dougdimmadomeownerofthedim1141

    this channel is just us watching his very fast and abrupt decent into madness.

  • @renee999999999
    @renee999999999 Před 4 lety +8

    I honestly think my fave part of these videos is Oz's uncontrollable laughter. It always brings a smile to my face. As contagious as yawns.

  • @mantis3069
    @mantis3069 Před 3 lety +4

    “What did squirrels do to be put in hell?” Well some squirrels kill baby squirrels then mate with the mother and restart the family

  • @orlee8375
    @orlee8375 Před 4 lety +4

    1:24 anyone else notice that kid in the background loaded with life jackets

  • @wolfpeters6477
    @wolfpeters6477 Před 4 lety +30

    Dude, Oz where'd you go? It's been a freakin month you aight buddy

    • @Mike-mm8gg
      @Mike-mm8gg Před 4 lety +3

      I know I came here to see if anyone knows where he is

    • @ttyler7256
      @ttyler7256 Před 3 lety

      Maybe someone should check on him

  • @blackford1999
    @blackford1999 Před 4 lety +51

    I've saw the post of Rebecca alot of times and ever wonder is she knows about the burning of the library of Alexandria and some dead lenguajes

  • @kittylover6932
    @kittylover6932 Před 4 lety +13

    Am I the only one who feels bad for the waitress when she’s picking up my plates or something? Why do I feel bad for someone who is doing their Job?? What

  • @LeakyTrees
    @LeakyTrees Před 7 měsíci +1

    “But not books, not words, words don’t die” *sound of the Alexandria Library burning down in the distance*

  • @ADudeNamedLucky
    @ADudeNamedLucky Před 4 lety +18

    There is no squirrel hell. That is the only squirrel after life. Being chased around by dogs.
    Edit: They deserve it.

    • @Karak-_-
      @Karak-_- Před 3 lety +2

      Sir, there are voices accusing you of being a dog. Is there somethink you wish to say regarding those acusationd?

  • @karsonhevener8773
    @karsonhevener8773 Před 4 lety +59

    Eating a hot pizza roll be like “AFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFAFA”

    • @nakishamc3750
      @nakishamc3750 Před 4 lety +2

      Karson Hevener how did u write this

    • @nakishamc3750
      @nakishamc3750 Před 4 lety +4

      Mauxi ino this is random but
      I
      L o v e
      Australia

    • @xalivent5460
      @xalivent5460 Před 4 lety

      i-

    • @ruvikora1568
      @ruvikora1568 Před 4 lety +1

      Mauxi You guys are upside down so they probably fell off earth while shipping/exporting, sorry :/

  • @lelaine_arts
    @lelaine_arts Před 4 lety +2

    9:16 My parents actually have this painting on our wall and I nearly choked on my own spit when I saw it in the video

  • @watson9096
    @watson9096 Před 4 lety +3

    I’ve had a similar situation with NPC energy. One day when I was around 10 I was at the grocery store and this girl around my age walked up to me, she asked if she knew me and I kid you not, it felt like she was mashing the A button over and over, hoping to get a new dialogue option every time and when she was fed up with my same answer she punched me as a character in a video game would do when someone is fed up with the same answer over and over

  • @Gods_Left_Asscheek
    @Gods_Left_Asscheek Před 4 lety +6

    I just watched my dog die today and this literally made me feel a little better it made me smile thanks oz

  • @ilikepancakes512
    @ilikepancakes512 Před 4 lety +8

    1:53 this makes me realize that im actually not the annoying friend
    unless my friends have TWO groupchats without TWO of the annoying friends
    and IM not in one of them!

  • @janellrvods9496
    @janellrvods9496 Před 3 lety +3

    9:08 I Don't even have the confidence to be around people

  • @trentthompson5415
    @trentthompson5415 Před 4 lety +1

    Adding onto the meme doggy heaven - squirrel hell meme, one time when I was in 7th grade we had a major power outage that lasted for hours because a suicidal squirrel decided he was done with being chased by dogs and proceded to jump onto the power line 😂. Took a long time for the power line people to get the poor, dead squirrel off of the power line.

  • @bryanmasis1595
    @bryanmasis1595 Před 4 lety +9

    0:48 cant tell if he's laughing, crying, or laughing and crying...