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- čas přidán 16. 07. 2019
- "Suspiciously Specific. When posts are specific enough to become suspicious that you begin to wonder if the specificity of said post has some for of real world correlation, thus making it suspicious." (Me, trying to pad out my terrible English essay so it reaches the minimum word count.)
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35 > 37
Totally not just dyslexic or anything.
Oz Media late comment but okay
Oof
Bruh
Can relate bro
early reply gang ig
Stan Pines: Remember kids, when there's no cops around, anything's legal!
That is true
I mean....
You ain't wrong.....
and don’t forget my favorite similar quote: “road safety laws PREPARE TO BE IGNORED!”
It's only illegal if you get caught...
ina hight pitched voice: MURDER TIME
Oz, don’t forget to BREATHE during your laughing fits. Also, everyone knows that 37 is really a 35 to true asparagus.
i needed to know that when i heard oz narrate an erotic dnd
@[·Vintxge Vibez·] me too. I'm excited for what insanity probably awaits.
@@tommyshelby2250 Wait what?! Where do I find this?!
Yes
Who tf needs to breathe oxygen is meant to be used incorrectly.
How to seem normal in social events
step 1: Get out your 150-pound suit of armor you bought of the black market
step 2: Try to persuade people to attack Jerusalem.
step 3: Profit
This sounds like a Cards Against Humanity combonation
u h
w h a t
Why not ask them if they want to prise the sun? \[T]/
Grey Prince Zote I just realized your little emojis is supposed to be armor
I always imagined there was a tiny hole in every power rangers helmet just like my costume.
Nice halo wars pfp
You exicited for halo infinite
@@Oliver-jw3dy Yes
i mean, if those other people can fuck in mascot suits..
I'm excited for halo infinite
Asparaguses always up to no good. I'm glad I'm Caprisun.
Internet in a Nutshell caprisun? dude those are worse! i'm a aquapark!
Bruh that’s nothing compared to Liberal smh
I'm just glad I'm a Jellybean, Caprisuns are always trouble!
You jellybeans are always thinking up a scheme I am a pushpop
@@taylorv120 You aren't wrong, but pushpops are so demanding
I'm just picturing you sitting there in your recording studio, two confetti cannons perched loaded and waiting behind you.
it must have hurt
HA
Being held prisoner by Pinkie Pie
Welcome to the Fungeon
8:15 thats me I always tried to see how much torture my dolls could go through,for those wondering Dora was strongest
@DeinoStinkus Studios I believe a Rainbow Dash doll would be stronger. After all it survived the deadly glass jar treatment.
^ IVE BEEN SEEING THIS JAR THING EVERYWHERE AND IM GETTING KINDA SCARED. IM MISSING THE JOKE. PLEASE HELP.
Also, stfu, Princess Luna is the ONLY strong toy 💆🏽♀️
DON'T LOOK IT P IT WILL HAUNT YOU FOR LIFE
Ash Animates
HAHA SUCKER THAT WAS THE WRONG THING TO SAY.
SIRI, OPEN SAFARI-
8:07 And his name was- *WHEEZE*
Bigfoot Larr *WHEEEEEZE*
so whatever that says about m *WHEEEEEEEEEEEEZE*
content
@@Ribbons0121R121 It's way too early in the morning for me to be carefully considering context. Is that CONtent, as in what is in the video? Or is it conTENT, as in the mood of genial good wishes?
@@goldengryphon yes
Uber driver: *pulls out guitar* You f**cking bet.
OOOHH BILLY JOE MCGUFFERY WAS A REALLY CLUMSY KID
Child in the trunk: *pulls out flute* "hell yeah!"
I see Michael mell
@@existencesuckz2134 yep!
@@haybale287 thank you!
I'm close to getting rid of cancer.
Then I'll move on to Taurus.
I'm a Taurus please continue
I'm a cancer, you're not quite done yet 😔
Please continue
I am a Taurus
Start with the ares please. They’ve gone out of control
Please continue, I'm cancer.
as a wise man named once said...
"The undo undid the undid. I don't want the undid to redo the redid but do the undodid."
I love that this... actually makes perfect sense. Should it be worrying that I completely follow this???
@@weebjeez I don't know
well guess the mountains are lava now because his undo lavad the lava
7:56
I had a stuffed animal that always got lost. Like, a LOT. You set him on a chair and looked away for literally one second? Gone.
Guess what his name was? Lost.
I actually licked my Himalayan salt lamp after this video and I kid you not it tasted like salt
:0
I wonder why?
Dragoness Luna because it’s actually made of cinnamon
@@apollo4294 *gasping noise*
My aunt said I would go to hell if I touched hers. I was terrified. I cried.
Cake: *licks Himalayan salt lamp*
Cake: *surprised Pikachu face*
This was my attempt at a fun disclaimer.
That seems too specific.....
Son, I'm a disappoint.
I appreciate the confetti. Keep up the quality content.
Oz Media IS A LEGEND
I like your way of "fun entertainment"
"What is the defense system, father", Now this would make a good horror movie
7:18 bruh that’s a scene from step brothers
FINNALY i’ve been looking for this comment lol
No one:
CZcams commenters:
No one:
Plastiic-cake idk what this means but have a like 👍
No one:
Your comment:
CZcams comments:
No one:
No one:
my comment:
Your comment:
CZcams comments:
No one:
@@beef2897
No one:
You: posts a confusing comment that I can sum how understand
Imagine recording a r/suspeciouslyspecific at 3 am while you cry yourself because you need to get enought to pay rent and also because an assh*le platform might demonitize your video if it doesn't have a disclaimer. Just imagine.
ღLillielღ no need to image emkay can tell us first hand through the tears of his wife and kids dying in a car crash with him as the only survivor living with the guilt until he takes his own life at 3:37 am on September 30th in the late 2020s
@@woopwoop6338 that's awfully specific, isn't it? Almost, *suspiciously* specific
Uh.
It's suspicious.
Are you a kid?
@@mrduckduck6308 no its not that specific, i mean, ya boi didnt even say the exact year
@@Glowbloom0404 Dang, you're right.
Soon, soon 1 million views shall come, and then he shall be free, the P O N K E R spirit shall be free.
You sir. Would you like to be friends?
The P O N K E R spirit is free cool
When I was younger, I thought the Wii Fit chick is kinda hot
I mean she still is
well, to be fair she does work out
@Allen Dishman she's legal tho
She has no face tho
Salty has No chill A face is useful but not nessasary
@@saltyhasnochill5249 Yes she does, but it's not always visible.
Nobody:
Aliens at Area 51: *WHAT IS THE EARTH DEFENSE SYSTEM FATHER*
Tf is your profile picture? Its disgusting youre using that kind of depiction as your youtube face.
Lol
@@boiyo7151 what do you mean "Lol"? It's not funny it's absolutely disgusting.
@@silent04_ yes
Lol
2:22
meanwhile in roblox 2019:
get the ###
10:57
Somebody convince me not to get that book.
Just try.
See if you can do it.
I really really want that book.
It's already been destroyed.
Couldn’t be
I can order it
I have the site up
_keep trying bro_
schmelly beans you will soon realize that it is a pointless attempt to keep your mind from realizing that you are going to die without even knowing the meaning of life and will die alone even while reading this death is creeping closer and closer until nothing and left to wonder if you’ll even be reborn or in heaven or left drifting in an endless void of eternal darkness to never see light again
Picture: *says 37
Oz: *says 35
r/holup
Post: *says 37 year old
Oz: *says 35 year old
aiikaruu sorry I had a brain fart.
r/ihavereddi-
wait
a suspiciously specific error
If you say it three times, it becomes an innuendo lmaoo
“Lick their Himalayan Salt lamp...”😂😂
If you say it 4 times it's a ritualistic chant
It just turned into a beat for me.
Don't, it tastes bad
Lick it again @Tuesdaywithanh
"When you gamble your life savings away-"
*"THE NEW 888 CASINO"*
7:22 Thats just a competitive swim practice, I know from experience. The only difference is that if you're in the personal space to long, you get kicked and slapped.
Can you imagine your s/o just dumping you so you start crying but everyone starts clapping
Wow, what great confetti at the MANDATORY DISCLAIMER (0:14). It looks so professional; the editor probably took at least 30 minutes to create that solely for viewer appreciation. I really enjoyed those effects.
“CZcams manual reviewer”
*cue phineas and ferb theme song*
7:00 that whole list reminded me of a certain scientist from a certain horror wiki... Dr. Bright...
I now can't stop thinking that it may have happened once in the lore, and honestly i don't even wanna give up on that thought now. Thank you
that whole book is shitposting heaven
What has he done this time
@@robos3809he became a groomer 💀
7:15 is from movie called "step brothers" really funny i reccomend
yup i saw it also
Me and my sister used to always watch that movie so I immediately got the reference
yea its the first thing I thought of
I only realised that when you called it out
Thank you stranger
I realised straight away, I was like, hold up, deja vu right here
How to seem like a normal person at social events:
Me: wut did I just read?
YAOI LORD this is Mark Zuckerberg’s to do list
7:05 is a reference to the movie "Step Brothers" XD
Thank you! I knew it sounded too familiar.
@@froznpyro Np xx
Finally another person had dinothunder and ninja storm as a childhood
I really wanna know what that 90kg projectile was o.O
FakeJake
What ever it is I hope it hits me
@@mapletreepower7038 mood
FakeJake The boulder coming off of my medieval trebuchet
@@mapletreepower7038 I find this funny...and I dont know why I relate to this.
that number is oddly close to a full grown man
Wow. That confetti!
Beyond appreciable, I must say it was splendid to the eye. The striking colors, the sheen, the depth of each little piece!!! It is very aesthetic, pleasing to the senses!! The sight is truly one to behold, and something that should meet every pair of eyes in existence!!! The absolute beauty of the dance each small square invents, the way they fly through each creating it's own little breeze along the way, makes it one of the most exquisite sights I have ever beheld. Thanks you dear sir, for catering to your subscribers visual stimuli so well. I would love to shake your hand, good sir, but as I cannot I hereby present you with an emojified high five for your tedious efforts. Well done. Well done indeed.
👏👏👏👏
*high five* ✋
Up
Nerd
This deserves more likes.
👐👏👐👏👏👏👏🙏👏😢 beautiful
This is longer than my english essay
Bigfoot Larry made me laugh so hard it hurt.
I realize how stupid my sense of humor is X"D
9:23 I watched power rangers samurai and SPD when I was younger.
MY POST (the Denny’s one) GOT INTO AN OZ VIDEO IM SO HAPPY
Congrats!! 🎉🎊 🥳
:D 🎉🎊🍾
I like how the magic flute dagger is the tipping point of immersion breaking when those 5 teenagers had a flying car and an evil witch lived on the moon. :P
Well that one about the monkey in Wal-Mart didn't age well extremely quickly.
Wait what-
2:05 why did I imagine a pregnant lady AGGRESSIVELY doing math
the first wasn't that suspiciously specific, more comedy gold than weird
3:51
i thought i heard a gun cocking in the background as part of the joke but idk anymore
urmom O-O
I think Oz just leaned back in his chair
whoever posted that first thing i fell personally attacked for setting mine on fire.
Tbh, i really appreciated that confetti, good job!
37: exists
Oz Media reading 37: 35 year old
37: am i a joke to you
Bakita I give this comment a 5 out of 7, a perfect score
literally 9/10 don't make sense.
HOW IS 2:16 SUSPICOUSLY SPECIFIC MANS TELLING A STORY
My Granddad just asked me "Are you tweeting?" For a moment I thought maybe he knew something about social media, but nope, it was the dog playing with a cat toy.
3:22 at this moment I blew instant ramen out of my nose and cosplayed Mushu from Mulan for a solid 6 seconds
Well, time to rename myself Bigfoot Larry.
I once burnt my face with a marshmallow. The wind blew it on to my face and it just kind of melted and got stuck as I tried to get the flaming marshmallow off. Guess you could say that the marshmallow likes me just as burnt as I like them.
Edit: Just thought that I'd let everyone know that I'm perfectly fine, I had a scar for a long time but it's almost non-existent now.
Thats good that you are okay!
4:17
Tell me why I
1) paused the video
2) got up
3) went to my nightstand
4) licked my own Himalayan salt lamp
6) commented it
7) made a list of what I did
8) didn't put 5 in my list
Please help I can't stop licking it it's salty and delicious and shouldn't be in my room please help
is it gone
if not can i come over
@@notadog8662 it's not gone
@@notadog8662 no
7:35
This happened to me the other day. Small town, only two people in sight, and it was a slightly older lady. We had just come from the same store, she left moments before me, headed in the direction I was heading, and I didn't want her to think I was following her, so I wound up thinking I need to get around her asap. Unintentionally scared the shit out of her as I came up on her flank. XD
We both laughed and had a great conversation on the way home.
2:14
You are in the DANGER ZONE my friend. Be careful!
This needs more likes
i thought i wasnt queueing in csgo, how did i get queued for danger zone?
*starts blasting Danger Zone* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mallow man of the marsh: *IMA MARSHIE MELLO*
random camper: *BURN*
3:27 an accurate representation of the low brass section.
Licking a Himalayan salt lamp that has been in for several hours it will hurt
I am round, have 3 holes and I am coloured.
What am I?
If you guessed bowlingball then...
your f-ing wrong! I am a fat guy rolling to the pins!
Ear
another Ear
nostril
another nostril
Mouth
Genital
Ass
and several more holes, not just 3
My sister after I shot her in “self defense”
Watching this half awake and exhausted when I'm supposed to be in bed.
I can 100% relate to laughing at everything. Good job xD
Also I love the confetti haha
3:43 I know a Steve who's like this.
Why is it always Steve?
Thank you Oz, I do appreciate the confetti.
Me:
No one:
My depression: hi hello you called?
JayTheSmOllA *ow, the edge*
Shut
Me: my life is pretty great right now
My depression: hold my beer
r/im14andthisdeep
Steve he knows. HE KNOWS STEVE HE KNOWS. RUN STEVE YOUR RUNNING OUT OF TIME STEEEEEEVE
3:02 ‘single *35* year old dude’
Let's take a minute to appreciate Oz's Confetti Cannons.
I always hear in the last panel of that I ____ a Dragon meme "I Fucked a Dragon" in Eddie Murphy's voice....
3:21 a better version of that joke was
Me: *pulls out saxophone* Y a l i k e *J A Z Z* ?
Sorry that joke is dead, just like my grades in school
5:27 sounds like somebody's trying to get Reddit to do their physics homework for them.
So one of my friends asked how bad does a sun burn hurt, cause she never really gets them, and my other friend said it's like heating up a needle and stabbing yourself with it.
The confetti was beautiful, I am proud of you
nobody: nothing
oz: (sees 37) 35
get some sleep oz
Good someone noticed
35
Yeah i have it far worse. I often say, for example 36 when i want to say 63. 54 when i want 45.
Its not the first time he messes up numbers.
@@oliwiermikoajczyk9464 thats called dislexia.
I needed this laugh as i was having a rough day today. thank
My naem Yung Asparagus and I'm offended by the first one
Nice confetti
3:54 I have a salt lamp so I know how it tastes. It's bitter as hell, but still gives a dash of excitement.
My friend used to have a salt lamp but I broke it and they were really *salty* about it
@@andano4055 stop this
7:20 stepBrothers reference stepbrother’s reference !
Damn nostalgic to see C&C Generals again its been a while since i seen that, i miss my dad
1:21 "BDSM kids"
I have several questions
Yea the 90% fast is annoying, but they are nothing compared to tall ass guys with legs long as trees passing you, when you just ended a tiring day and just want to come home, but the bus is in 8 mins, so you go on foot.
Your 3am posts are always hilarious. Keep doing what you do man.
Will Oz just constantly record at 3AM so he just laughs at everything even if it’s not funny.
2:01
I guess they erased your memories after you raided Area 51 years ago.......
8:21
The real caption on Donkey was "I married a dragon" i think
Naw it was probably, "I fucked a dragon".
There was no caption. Its implied that he fucked a dragon just by having a picture of donkey smiling
4:37 that's literally the story of John Emil List
I appreciated the confetti at the beginning so much. Thank u.
5:00 You need to do it at that time more often, hilarious hearing someone lose it for no reason😂
11:50
And boom!
Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion was created.
Good choices! Dino Thunder and Ninja Storm are some of my favorites, though Wild Force has to be my all-time favorite.
Whenever I’m sad your videos always make me laugh. I love the way you narrate 💙
*Flashbacks of licking a himilayan salt lamp*
Me: is this like a personal attack or something?
12:00 if I remember correctly my dad’s cousin actually did that first thing in Italy to a bunch of old ladies heading to Catholic mass except it was firecrackers but close enough
Me at a farm camp, roasting my marshmallow directly in the fire: I AINT GOT TIME FOR THIS STUFF!
Marshmallow: *chuckles* I'm on fire!
Me: Oh- OH WHAT THE-
Torchmallows are nice. The ashen outer layer is a bit rough, but the melty sugarlump in the middle is like a warm welcome into the night.
His thu'um is strong
But I am DOVAKIIN
Mmmmm yes skyrim
I’m paarthurnax bitch
@@apollo4294 then you are my ally
I loved the confetti, my dude!!!
For anyone who's unaware, 7:03-7:21 is a reference to a scene in the film "Stepbrothers".
I found the rare Oz video that I missed!
It's gonna be a good day😁