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- čas přidán 8. 07. 2019
- Don't Drink the water please.
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This isn't on my channel, but I did a colab with iiluminaughtii on her channel, so here it is to check it out. We pretty much just watch furry tictoks and suffer with the cringe. More of a podcast instead of the usual reddit content. (Sorry to my furry peeps)
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Oh so I should watch that soon GOT IT HWY ALEXA LETS GO
Time to fuck up the 69 likes
You both our my two fav reddit youtubers right after watching that vid!!
Hi my name is Hunter and recently my grandpa has died of cancer. I just wanna say that during this time of my life youre the only person that makes me laugh. Keep making the good content and thanks for making me happy.
I know you will not see this but there is a guy on youtube his name is rubbenrock he drank belle delphines bath water hi hasent uplodad videos for a week
I'm going to buy that bath water, not because I'm an idiot but rather other people are idiots and I can sell it for a higher price
Capitalism 101
Unless you already buy one, it was sold out some times ago
@@paranoidise6458 well then I guess I'll just need to harvest the source
@@theimperialyank Stonks 📈
You sir are a genius
stonks
Nobody:
Belle Delphine: Jar Jar Kinks
At least it ain't nipple juice, wait....
@@TheSexhaver2625 r/cursedcomments
@Toby Roth whoa there buddy
CoralReef121 I thought ur profile pic was a creeper from Minecraft
Somebody in the world owns a jar with jars in it... and when he shakes it the Jar Jar clinks.
"Suicidal people are just angels wanting to go home"
*"So Hitler is an angel?"*
Yes, he is the angel of death
No, that's mengale..
@@nightspawnson-of-luna4936 does the Grim Reaper count as the angel of death or is one higher than the other if one is higher Hitler is the higher up
Toodles '3' click
Don't forget Vlad the impaler
josef mengele is the actual angel of death, and if hitler really did kill himself it was only to avoid persecution, not because he was suicidal and wanted to die
he ruined his dad life with hentai, now thats what i call a victory royale
"A pickle jar full of semen labeled 'baptismal fluid'" sounds like a cards against humanity card🤣
Oh my god, IT DOES
How is this different than any other baptismal fluid?
That needs to be a card wtf
OMG YOU'RE SO RIGHT
*Make this a card
I M M E D I A T E L Y*
the way he said *_i too want felix's seed_* made me anxious
Well first times are always anxious
I felt like someone was watching me
My name is Felix, oh god
If he does it in his mind, his mind blows something else 😏
Me to Jesus...
2:15 no one gonna talk about how this man's mom hits him with a work in progress?
I know right! As an artist I laughed at that typo.
Lol
They're working on the H
2:27 to be fair, roombas do consume a loooot of dead skin cells. so yes, they do consume meat
I don't think that really counts. Herbivores pick up a bunch of dead skin cells animals have left on plants too, they're still herbivores.
@@XavionofThera I'd like to argue that roombas are oppritunistic omnivores, they'll eat bugs, dead skin, dead plants, sand, hair, and much more.
@@suraivase7285 Actually, most "carnivores" (on land, at least) don't eat just meat - they just eat PRIMARILY meat (usually upward of 75%).
@@XavionofThera I kinda forgot about that, thanks!
He said "Time to f**k a blender" with so much enthusiasm I think he might actually want to f**k a blender
*insert splatoon 2 octo expansion reference here*
@@tailsrhtatonslice1418 In real life,you fuck the blender up.
In splatoon 2 octo expansion,the blender fucks *YOU* up!
Hol up
Lorelo DahWeirdo
On the surface, you fuck the blender.
In the Deep Sea Metro, the blender fucks you.
Now THIS is a cursed comment.
Why is everyone talking about bath water? I got some at home too.
And I got Pool water, the difference is that there is no difference and im slowly dieing from drinking the pool water. Help.
@@seantaggart7382 ahh, the flavoring.
Anyone can acquire bathwater, but half the people on the planet don't have access to *the sauce*
Internet in a Nutshell Alex drinks bath water
Can I pre order it?
Oz media: describe your sex life in a movie title.
Me: Home Alone
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory
The boy, two droids, no questions asked.
Princess and the frog
Imagine if someone said "Toy Story"
@@XavierBronxHaloFernandez Yeah... That would be crazy...
"describe your sex life in one movie title"
Alien vs. Predator
Which one are you
@@prussiangermansoldier2987 Alien
@@prussiangermansoldier2987
Probably up to interpretation
*Mexican crosses the border undetected only to fight a pedophile*
Aliens vs. Predator
The matrix
13:41
Fine, we'll call it Faptismal Fluid.
Im dead
*The r/cursedcomment chain continues*
@@Senko_The_Fox Hi dead im dissapointed dad
@@AnjnShan NO
@@brazenh2836 yes
I've got a jar of dirt.
and guess whats inside it.
My dad's ashes, Why Oz, it wasn't dirt.
Mini cactus seeds
Soup
Wheelchair porn
The bones of the babys you have defeated in trial by combat
The fact you do "UwU" so well makes me worry about your sanity. You gonna be alright over there?
He is after some alone time
Two words: The Click
Same here, Same here.
Harry Potter: I I’m a what
Hagrid : *flips the cup upside down* you’re a blizzard
Brianne hagrid: he needed to relive his destiny
@@pastawhore6276 Albus Severus, Lily Luna, and James Sirius: DADDDD
I'm not a blizzard, I'm Harry!
No Harry, you're a blizzard.
I'm not a blizzard, I'm Harry!!
No, you're a blizzard Harry!
No, I'm just Harry!
No Just Harry, you're a blizzard!!
No, I'm just Harry!
You're pushing me over the fucking line, Harry!!!-
Stonks is a real word used in the military. Just imagine someone screaming “INCOMING STONKS”
i cant unsee that image
Jotaro Kujo yeh I have been having nightmares cause of that
It's just the stonks guy being fired
Prepare to launch the STONKS
*S T O N K S*
“Gamer girl bath water” literally didn’t play mincraft with pyro
thats a rip
D̶O̶N̶T̶ ̶R̶E̶A̶D̶ ̶M̶Y̶ ̶N̶A̶M̶E̶
DONT READ MY PROFILE PICTURE hey I know you
F
@@dontreadmyprofilepictureyt im sorry but your channel is genius.
His voice sounds like a mix of Emkay and rSlash
I agree also checkout giofilms
And The Click
True
And one topic
He all in one
“You can’t call yourself a baby bomer if you haven’t detonated an infant.”
**Ad appears for a game called Ball Blast.**
*”David Cage-“*
Roombas eat mainly dust, and dust is the dead skin cells people shed. Ergo, Roombas eat people
THANK YOU FOR THE NOT-AT-ALL TERRIFYING FACT!
No, they just eat dead skin, It’s not scary at all.
This sounds like a man who just discovered humor...it brings tears to my eyes every time...so happy.
BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP almost died laughing
I do that to my friends
They are worried
No, not a whip, a WIP.
They get beat with a work in progress.
Nobody
Me after watching this video: do you think that god stays up in heaven cause cause he to is scared of what he created?
My therapist:.......
"BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP
MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP"
"Watch her whip"
"Watch me nae nae"
"Watch her whip whip"
"Watch me nae nae"
WIP*
AND WHEN I DRINK I FUCKING TRIP
2:12 I am angrier than I should be at you for singing the intro to the beyblade metal fusion theme song incorrectly
Im angry at him for not making a russian accent when making the "I fear no man" meme
*Beyblade.
I sang it.
Metal fusion? Outa here with that.
@@gamepocalypsegaming278 burst is better
im wheezing at 4am
school starts in 3 hours
I regret my choices
School starts in 4 hours for me.
@@plumbirb8444 came here to comment that lmao
Live life with no regrets that's my motto
No, no you don’t
8:28
I was re watching and came to this point when an add said “ this is how we do it in the summer!!”
"Mother I failed my maths test"
" Well you know what they say," "If at first you don't succeed try, try *a gun* "
I can tell you from personal experience that it does work, I am now less of a disappointment to my parents.
@@enderwolfie8393 see the government does know how to teach kids about stress relief
Now I know what Lil Nas X when he said “deadass thought I made it obvious I was gay”
We over here waiting for straight people to get it
I'd like to point out that the pride Skittles are all white and plain.
It just makes no sense...
You don't know whose who anymore
“Because only one rainbow matters during pride”
It's to represent that they're giving their rainbow to the LGBT community
@@lilypaigeham thanks
its pointing out that without diversity in our communities, without the rainbow, everything is dull
Dad: wife thinks he watches hentai
Mom: cosplays hentai
...
Whos nore dead?
Edit: Why hatsune miku
yeah, she's not even hentai. Just get the fresh nuxtaku (that was not a typo) HeEntEOI (It's just clickbait)
Well she can be one I guess... GOD WHAT DID I JUST PICTURE IN MY HEAD!!!!
Some people actually did the pig thing in my school on the last day but used chickens instead of pigs. They spent an hour looking for number three. In a neighboring school someone released a cow into the hall and they couldn’t get it out
Sounds fun
Do you live in Angel Grove?
Rune Anonymous I live in Ireland 🇮🇪
Darth Inferno it was a joke referencing the 2017 Power Rangers movie- a somewhat dumb one, because no one has seen the 2017 Power Rangers movie
1:27 Lil nasX is my new favorite Celebrity 😂
I got the horses in the bacc
He is the most powerful gay. No, not because he can say the N-word, you dumb fuck. _He does not require such worthless enhancement._
@@demi-femme4821 i think hes cool because hes not all loud about it and hes really wholesome.
deml8 The Stick he’s the most wholesome gay guy I’ve seen in a long time
no one:
Belle delphine selling bathwater: *STONKS*
Fear ran down my spine when you said "Especially the jar one."
10:04 "oh hi Cthulhu i know i'm apart of your favorite book and all but could you please leave i am currently going insane from looking at you great old one".
Cthulhu: (wraps bread tentacles around you) don't worry i am here to save you
Cthulhu: (rips off your clothing) from your virginity
Bruh whats it like being a descendant of Azathoth and all that. Swear it was he was son of Dagon and some descendant of azathoth. Then again we live in the dream of azathoth so who knows.
@@grandpanoogie2665 Cthulhu was the son of nug one of the twin blasphemes and azathoth is his great grand father. dagon is not a parent only in some incarnations but in most cases its only nug who made him. i hope this clears things up for you
@@gloopyploops9247 thanks that does clear things up a lot
Umm... cthulhu is not the main character...
Belle Delphine's bath water: "SOLD OUT"
Me: *"WHAT'S WRONG WITH POEPLE"*
its...its the internet...lets remind the rest of us that there are people who don't generally talk to everyone, and hide in the crevices of the internet and jack off to weird shit probably...
I just jack off to weird shit, look to my left out the window and go "HI JEFF!!"
jokes aside, to finish the first thing, those people ALSO tend to have money...so... lets just know we don't go into just ANYONES house and see what they have...if we did, who KNOWS what we'd find...or what SITUATION we'd find ourselves in...
we always hear about people breaking into peoples homes, and maybe even violating someone...but what if one of these stupid terrible people break into the wrong house and find THEMSELVES violated? . . . I need to stop thinking in the middle of the night sometimes...
**because now I wonder if theres a news story of someone breaking into someones house to violate someone, but gets violated by someone else who lived there...like...the other persons dad...or...something...why? because Im tired...**
help me... and ignore me...just...lets ignore most of this comment actually XD!
I got tired of raping and drinking blood of women so i wanted something new, the bathwater looked interesting..
@@narsil4669 *"BRUH"* what!!!👀👀👀👀
@@narsil4669
You...are inaccurately named.
Jesus Christ trying so hard
‘’What simply blows your mind?’’
The fact We are brains piloting a bone mech with meat armor and organic motors and energy processors
"MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WHIP"
IM SO DEAD 🤣🤣
If you read "you got herpes dude" actually in Cartman's voice it makes it 10x better
mll l uiiooopp. p
r/ihadastroke
>Tries to do the "Whats the difference between a hooker and a child" joke on one of my discord friends
>Friend instead answers "One has a daddy and the other doesn’t"
I’m the child
*Hol up*
Wendi Li What my left when I was 8
My mom came in my room when oz said “suspect your son might be gay”
Oh.... that must have been fun
5:34
Nobody:
Me: WAIT WHY TF IS THIS BREAD CRUNCHY?
a stonk is a millitary term for launching a lot of artillery in a single area
Happy gas mask noises
Fire the S T O N K S
I call that over kill
I thought that said stork
I know this is random, but screw it.
What is it called when you kill a friend?
Homiecide
not true because a real g would never kill his homies😤😤all about that respect
憂鬱 it’s a joke, chill
OH MY FUCKIGN GOD
@@benvunikura6881 its a joke chill
*Dad has joined the game*
"Who drank the bath water?"
I'm looking at you Pyro
Team Fortress 2?
@@lukelandis3090 pyrocynical the youtuber
Roomba -> Frisbee glued to rats
*_"Improvise, adapt, OVERCOME!"_*
Improvise, adapt, overcum*
I managed to get to the end without killing myself
Get on my level plebs.
Lmao
I have watched this 10 times
HOW DARE YOU OPPOSE ME MORTAL
@@trollsandlols5310 *cOuGh CoUgH* 33 times *cOuGh CoUgH*
Yall are pathetic😂
*this comment doesnt exist*
9:23 heh, good thing that "Glocke" means bell in german, so remember kids, when the bell rings, you're dismissed
12:34 I'm sad that the '40 year old virgin' wasnt one
Considering dust is mostly dead human skin cells, roombas do in fact eat meat
nobody:
belle: *me flavored water*
BagHead i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
2:37 I HAVE THAT BOWL FROM WHEN I WAS A KID ITS STILL IN MY CABINET HOLY CRAP
Edit: (I’m a teen now) we use that bowl for snacking and stuff
"Your a blizzard Harry"
*"I'M A WHAT"*
A Blizzard *Eats some of it* AND A THUMPIN GOOD ONE
9:54 that memes pretty relatable to me lmao
Me: imagine being such a turbo virgin that you buy a gamer girls bath water
Also me: plays on 8 year old Minecraft world
I mean, playing an 8-yo Minecraft World Is leagues under drinking fucking "gamer girl" bath water
Mother, why do you cry.
2:03 I literally was about to die of suffocation trying not to laugh and wake my family up at 3 am
1:10 HOW IS SOMEONE SUPPOSED TO EAT IT WITHOUT THE $ÅÙ¢€
*Spoiler alert!*
2:35 The solution is adorable (A Dora Bowl)
God I feel stupid 😆
2:36
My brain: *A dOrA bOwl LmaO*
Well it works
a-dora-bol
adorable
bowl*
I want the funniest answer possible for this,
"Describe your sex life as a movie title"
I'll go first "The Big Friendly Giant"
“Daddy’s home”
"Toy Story"
Home alone
"Bad Santa"
"Inside out."
1:44 *the priest finna get that baptismal fluid*
4:23 i was not expecting a South Park meme but it's amazing.
The pig one happened at my sister’s high school but they didn’t end there. They got three pigs and three chickens and said there was another pig and another chicken. So they claimed there was four pigs and four chickens when there wasn’t
The story of the boy and his dad with the hentai was so awesome haha
Today
Occasionally
Especially
Special
No
Tooes
Toes hand em over
Toes Let Me Lick Them
Today
Only
Eat
Sulfur
BEYBLADES BEYBLADES LET IT RIP
*MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WIP*
Asks us to describes our sex life with a movie title, he says he has a good one,
“Bugs life”
I’ll do you one better,
“Black hawk down”
I got an ad right when oz said “you ain’t a baby boomer until you’ve detonated an infant” I’m dying
God damn it, first we had “don’t drink the kool aid”, now we have “don’t drink the bathwater”!!!
HellishGrin460 but now koolaid is ok, so will that mean the water will be too
General Grievous First off: “Well hello there!”
Second: I honestly can’t tell if you actually know the origin of the saying, or somehow think kool aid was in some sort of scandal...
Not trying to make a joke here, I legitimately cannot tell...
HellishGrin460 well your sense of humor is obviously on par with that of a rock
General Grievous Well sorry for being a gatorade fan....
Cursed comments has got to be my favorite subreddit
kids are fucking stupid
@@minnalunar well duhh, but with a little guidance, you can teach them to fuck smart. 😘
When the store says $29.99
Me:gives them $29.99
Them:✌🏻
I accidentally skipped to the end of the video and just heard "baptismal fluids" with no context and now I'm scared to actually watch the video.
Edit: it's even worse with context.
The hentai one had me laughing so damn hard. Didn't have a real belly laugh in quite a while. Thanks man!
My God. This shit it's getting is worse everyday. Keep the good work!
"Especially the jar one." *Instant regret*
And most important part of them all: belle delfine said at CUBICAL letters: DO NOT DRINK THIS WATER on the site but apparently no one reads the description...
*SLURPS* What about Bath water?
Congrats, you now have herpes
*SLURPS*
Dead Fetus Water
Random person on Reddit: BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP
Super nerd troll: *My mom beats me with a whip*
Oz media: ahahhahahahahahah
10:03
idk if i ever told this story here before but
that damned button has nearly goten me whooped it was the "cast to tv" for youtube, i was watching a lp on hyperdimension neptunia viir, and it was a bathing scene... my phone was in my pocket and it turned on and was unlocked (i dont lock my phone, no sim and it stays at home that detail is partly important but not rly, its the reason why it dosnt have a lock) well it gose into yt as thats what i was on before watching this slightly nsfw video earlier, well it happened to go onto the tv and i was porbably pale as a fucking ghost, and my stomach just knoted up like a sone of a bitch, to the point i genuinly thought welp thats it im bouta throw up in my room half fuckin naked while mom and dad try to figure out what the hell this shit on the tv is, to say that i was a good bit to damn close to just telling that i watch that crap would be kinda un nerving for me. but its fine, no one knows im a damn weeb, though the rotor had to be swaped (damn chineseium lmao) so yea i havnt gotn round to geting the new wifi password, i also need to deal with my switch and other items lol
but yeah
tldr: damn phone nearly ratted me out bc of a damn cast to tv button, nearly puked and wanted to just go to bed.
and now i will never not think about it, srsly nepgear in a bathrobe on the big tv is now my sleep paralisis demon if i had sleep paralisis
I was able to understand the story but your english needs work my dude.
12:34 - They forgot the best one:
*A L O N E I N T H E D A R K*
CZcams: You didn't blur the gun at 2:52
Also CZcams: DEMONITIZED!!
CZcams can suck the diarrhea, from my ass, through a straw.
@@TheftTone6 alberts dream
5:43 *immediately has flashbacks to ‘the hamster fic’*
Every dnp fan anywhere: **shudders**
12:36
me: Texas chainsaw massacre
The human centipede
Predator
2:08 my name is actually caillou... But i approve of this
Marilyn Monroe is my eighth cousin once removed.
He/she (idk) is dead
@@baddest_of_dongs fear not for I am here to tell you its a she
@@tsumia thanks
Neat.
@Joseph Sabourin Yeah. Also my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather was named John Alden and sailed on the Mayflower.
sex life with a movie title?
Child's play
"The f is, wrong with you"
Home Alone
The iron giant.
Lady and the Tramp.
Indian in the Cupbord.
Fun with Dick and Jane.
Pitch Black.
Watchmen.
I can keep going.
Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Revenge Of The Terror Of The Attack Of The Evil, Mutant, Hellbound, Flesh-Eating, Crawling, Alien, Zombified, Subhumanoid Living Dead
The Parent Trap
10:19 Sooooo…either a talking owl or a group of talking polar bear cubs…I love Kathryn Lasky’s works!
I was eating when I got to the pickle jar one I regret my actions.
Well I dont
I wish I could eat the contents of the pickle jar.
@@TheAbsol7448 when bronys go too far
@@MableMintWitch I swear to god, I don't remember typing this. I think I was trying to make a cursed joke, since it's a cursed video.
@@TheAbsol7448 apology accepted
"MY MOM BEATS ME WITH A WIP"
LETS FIGHT
AN EPIC BATTLE
FACE UP
AND SPIN THE METAL
I need 10 hours of Oz saying stonks in that echo voice right goddamn now
2:11 I think I popped a blood vessel laughing so hard.
1:02 on the right it says "This water is not for drinking and should only be used for sentimental purposes."
11:27 Chloe Teboe is an actual journalist. That's a real article.
Great
The bath water wasn't shipped out till July 5th - 7th though... And that says july 3rd
Also it's been proven to be a hoax.
When you want to go out in style 11:49
What have I done with my life
Or just do a black hole
11:18 that reminds me
A week ago (this is disturbing for young readers)
Thai Woman Hospitalized after she tripped and a cucumber fell into her “thing”
1:26 Yeah, I could. Not one of them looks like they've ever held a sword in their life.