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  • Keep it Cursed.
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  • @nati.7700
    @nati.7700 Před 4 lety +402

    when u try to make a 25 yr old man kill his parents but then you hear a knock at ur door and hear someone say "aye bbygirl, are u ready for out lil *session*"

  • @wellyes2465
    @wellyes2465 Před 5 lety +5156

    I was unvaccinated until I was 14. Then I got vaccinated in one year. All these needles and all this pain...
    Still better than dying.

    • @nootaboot7042
      @nootaboot7042 Před 5 lety +216

      Yea, the first tim e you get your vaccinations it really hurts, I’m sorry it went terribly for you

    • @orphiuscarves4756
      @orphiuscarves4756 Před 5 lety +298

      I commend you for living past the age of 3, without being Vaccinated

    • @moondok
      @moondok Před 5 lety +33

      Is ur profile pic of August from Wonder?

    • @Alysa-Kins
      @Alysa-Kins Před 5 lety +81

      Good for you kid. You live to see another day

    • @notdrbright8927
      @notdrbright8927 Před 5 lety +97

      Anti Vaxxers: vaccination causes autism
      Me: all I feel is a pinch when I get a shot and do I have autism?
      No
      How are your childre....oh yeah that’s right.

  • @dexnutslolz
    @dexnutslolz Před 4 lety +2407

    "Getting kissed while you’re asleep is the purest form of love."
    *unless you’re home alone*

  • @woopstrafel3061
    @woopstrafel3061 Před 4 lety +1326

    When anti-vax-kids go swimming
    “Marco”
    *POLIO*

    • @justsaying5157
      @justsaying5157 Před 4 lety +1

      Why are there like 2 otakus in this comment

    • @hossam9053
      @hossam9053 Před 3 lety +6

      One of my annoying classmates was unvaccinated so I did this when our class was playing Marco Polo, bitch got bullied for the rest of the year

    • @wren5962
      @wren5962 Před 3 lety

      Excuse me, uncle Larry is that you?

    • @fouaddarwishjr
      @fouaddarwishjr Před 3 lety +2

      How the hell did you get out the facility

    • @ocal123
      @ocal123 Před 3 lety

      nice

  • @citpyrc6667
    @citpyrc6667 Před 5 lety +4153

    The momo one was just too good
    “I’m finna momolest you”

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 Před 5 lety +147

      Lavii
      Counter Attack 100
      Block. 100
      Cha Cha real smooth 100

    • @dbmd9915
      @dbmd9915 Před 5 lety +68

      *SPEECH 100*

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 Před 5 lety +49

      "finna beat my meat to a dead corpse" - me

    • @abrahamarenas6688
      @abrahamarenas6688 Před 5 lety +11

      holy shit 666 likes, no body touch it

    • @gamignmaster6977
      @gamignmaster6977 Před 5 lety +30

      That one sold me to message a momo shitty account and then when threatened to death i said "Yes please. I'd love death."

  • @PrettyGirlGraveYard
    @PrettyGirlGraveYard Před 5 lety +1921

    "MoMolested"
    That is forever my catch phrase

  • @AndGoatz04
    @AndGoatz04 Před 4 lety +481

    "The momo don't hunt me...
    *I hunt the momo"*
    - Haven Corp. Hunter, Entity branch

    • @lpsbiscuits7814
      @lpsbiscuits7814 Před 3 lety +3

      Yes.just YEEEESSSS!!

    • @ArtificerProductions
      @ArtificerProductions Před 3 lety +2

      “The wendigo was a challenge, and now a new monster has found its way into the hit list”
      -Chaos corporation ranger, anomaly branch.
      Boys, sharpen your silver swords and prep your armor, we’re going demon hunting.

    • @narc2.036
      @narc2.036 Před 3 lety

      Ur profile makes it beter

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver Před 4 lety +1243

    “Being kissed while asleep is one of the purest forms of love.”
    -bill Cosby

  • @dr.dinosaur6059
    @dr.dinosaur6059 Před 5 lety +585

    "Mo mo moaning my name bby girl" I literally died laughing at that part

  • @bitchslapthesun
    @bitchslapthesun Před 5 lety +2040

    *_Momolested_*
    The rest of 2019 is cancelled because you all can't behave 😂😂

  • @The_CIA
    @The_CIA Před 4 lety +354

    *_6:10_**_ - We'll, we've found Davy Jones' schooldesk.... His locker shouldn't be too far away._*

  • @foockedurmom
    @foockedurmom Před 4 lety +493

    "Alexa lights on"
    "sOrRy I cOuLdNt fInD a dEvIcE cAlLeD lIgHtS"
    thanks for giving me a heart attack

  • @theguh728
    @theguh728 Před 5 lety +3583

    My mother was murdered
    Oz: *WHEEZE*

  • @Badoopadoo
    @Badoopadoo Před 5 lety +328

    When you lose it at “mo mo moaning” I swear I almost died. Hilarious

  • @common_skeleton
    @common_skeleton Před 5 lety +518

    "nickelodeon dips toes into-" could have had much more cursed comments

  • @alexreese614
    @alexreese614 Před 4 lety +174

    "Being kissed in your sleep is one of the most purest forms of love"
    Try to say that to the judge during your trial

  • @evanstrachan9996
    @evanstrachan9996 Před 5 lety +1050

    Yankeed00dledoctor: “Imagine a mastiff-sized version of this running at you full speed in the dark, letting out a series of modulated baby wails”
    Me: “no... no i dont think i will”

  • @ShrekieHulk
    @ShrekieHulk Před 5 lety +724

    "My mother was *murdered in* "
    Laugh's.
    "Why did I laugh at that" while giggling.

    • @joelformica8344
      @joelformica8344 Před 5 lety +8

      I love when I read quoting comments as I hear it, not intentionally but I just happened to be watching that portion of the video.

    • @ShrekieHulk
      @ShrekieHulk Před 5 lety +4

      @@joelformica8344 very relatable

    • @magentapurpleyap5566
      @magentapurpleyap5566 Před 5 lety +1

      *Load nerf accustrike gun*
      Goodbye everyone...

    • @ShrekieHulk
      @ShrekieHulk Před 5 lety

      @George Marchetti im scaredd

    • @ShrekieHulk
      @ShrekieHulk Před 5 lety

      @George Marchetti no

  • @urghey4992
    @urghey4992 Před 4 lety +395

    At 7:40 when he said "hehehehe" my Google assistant thingy went off and it scared the shit outta me

  • @parki639
    @parki639 Před 5 lety +774

    "Wouldn't that be fun if Pikachu plushies were sold with like rubbery yellow skin? " -Oz Media in 2019
    Oz, tHiS iS wHy wE cAn'T hAvE nIcE tHiNgS.

    • @sillymonkey73
      @sillymonkey73 Před 4 lety

      Karma :P why do you have a moth meme pfp

    • @niceg5979
      @niceg5979 Před 4 lety

      Spung why do u have penny wise as a pfp

    • @sillymonkey73
      @sillymonkey73 Před 4 lety +1

      @@niceg5979 why do you have anime girl

    • @parki639
      @parki639 Před 4 lety

      @Spung Why not. I might change it, though

    • @cii4980
      @cii4980 Před 4 lety +1

      Do you realize how many would use the tail to masturbate?

  • @p3rsxn4l79
    @p3rsxn4l79 Před 5 lety +1851

    *If you get within 5 feet of this damn bed you’re getting………* *(cracks up)*
    *Momolested*
    I’m dying of laughter
    Help

  • @diegoulisesdiazcortes1077
    @diegoulisesdiazcortes1077 Před 5 lety +879

    Someone's getting deMomonetized

  • @bluehornets5694
    @bluehornets5694 Před 5 lety +344

    4:09
    They should use this in the police.
    Ain't nobody gonna mess with that dog

    • @milkpup9201
      @milkpup9201 Před 4 lety +47

      Thats not even a dog anymore that bitch a demon

    • @flubsdubz6247
      @flubsdubz6247 Před 4 lety +6

      @Pretty.Odd. Animation. Oof

    • @Noname-om3pp
      @Noname-om3pp Před 4 lety +6

      Just bring it to a kill shelter.

    • @smolphoenix8942
      @smolphoenix8942 Před 4 lety +14

      It belongs in some horror film about some weird cult. Like they send these baby dog things after people who try to leave. That would be horrifying

    • @insertfirstnameinsertlastn4770
      @insertfirstnameinsertlastn4770 Před 4 lety +4

      Blake Deaton Thanks for the new writing idea

  • @WolfyFancyLads
    @WolfyFancyLads Před 4 lety +21

    "I spent 24 hours straight in prison."
    If you took a shower with the other inmates, I guarantee you it wasn't 24 hours *straight* .

  • @defmyles4178
    @defmyles4178 Před 5 lety +453

    "If you come within 5 feet of this bed your getting Momolested"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bbqenjoyer
    @bbqenjoyer Před 5 lety +1568

    LMFAO that MOMO shit had me dying

  • @mzx6843
    @mzx6843 Před 4 lety +94

    "don't threaten me with a much needed good time"

  • @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard-
    @Josh-The_Spooky_Bastard- Před 4 lety +71

    10:13
    News:
    “END OF CHILD DEATH?! MOMO STATUE FOUND BROKEN!!!
    The statue was reported to have multiple phones around it, one of them containing a conversation mentioning something about ‘Momo-Lesting’ and hitting on the statue. There was also a gun reported at the scene, however, there were no fingerprints. The cracks in the statue seem as though someone shot the statue and ran. However, some believe a more paranormal story.”

    • @nucleus5044
      @nucleus5044 Před 4 lety

      Wait there's a Momo statue?

    • @thdfx2849
      @thdfx2849 Před 3 lety +8

      @@nucleus5044 Yes, the statue is the basis of the entire Momo thing.
      It was supposed to be some weird art project, but, because of how creepy it looks, someone apparently decided to use it to tell kids to kill themselves

    • @nucleus5044
      @nucleus5044 Před 3 lety +4

      @@thdfx2849 dang never new that was a thing. I'm still cracking up at momolest

    • @fouaddarwishjr
      @fouaddarwishjr Před 3 lety +1

      @@thdfx2849 yeah the maker was under investigation they first thought he was the maker of the whole thing

  • @nordichope7301
    @nordichope7301 Před 5 lety +277

    The "Momo" Statue was destroyed by the sculpture after he found out about what some people used picture of his creation for.
    Sad that an artist had to literally destroy their own work because of a bunch of wankers who things it's funny to not only scare but physically harm other people.

    • @cyanman777imforcedtohaveal7
      @cyanman777imforcedtohaveal7 Před 5 lety +7

      I thought it was just rotting away naturally.

    • @ramsey276
      @ramsey276 Před 5 lety +8

      But that won't destroy the images already all over the Web...
      Kinda understand, though.

    • @Sea-zu4bj
      @Sea-zu4bj Před 5 lety +1

      Jetpack Demon American?

    • @obamnaprismus
      @obamnaprismus Před 5 lety +2

      I thought the statue destroyed itself like that and I was like holy shit this shit is real (no)

    • @audreydelaughter4320
      @audreydelaughter4320 Před 5 lety +10

      "the 'Momo' statue was destroyed by the sculpture"
      This is beyond science

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 Před 5 lety +1648

    Two things, one: 4:50
    urinal:
    Me: pees in sink
    Second I'm buying that mastiff baby monster and scaring the shot out of ppl

    • @leesmith6739
      @leesmith6739 Před 5 lety +8

      Well for most people it wouldn't fit

    • @Heuuntheuur
      @Heuuntheuur Před 5 lety +23

      Take two paces back and aim
      That is the true test of manly hood

    • @Kara_Kay_Eschel
      @Kara_Kay_Eschel Před 5 lety +4

      I do that anyways. Pees in sink all the time.

    • @subspace2913
      @subspace2913 Před 5 lety +3

      Halloween costume

    • @chevvvv
      @chevvvv Před 5 lety +3

      @@Kara_Kay_Eschel oh...

  • @BigDaddy-je2nq
    @BigDaddy-je2nq Před 4 lety +17

    Momo "Stick a fork in the toaster"
    Me "It doesn't work anymore I'll try putting it in rice to get the bath water out"

  • @someannoyingkid2230
    @someannoyingkid2230 Před 4 lety +108

    8:14
    I was wearing headphones on the toilet.
    I felt like you were whispering in my ear
    Please help I’m scared

  • @idk-me7be
    @idk-me7be Před 5 lety +1287

    "Do they make these in adult size? Oh wait, there's no need"
    [YOU DIED]

  • @ABirdNamedBirdie
    @ABirdNamedBirdie Před 5 lety +323

    “An uncontrollable baby who has never missed leg day and could kill you with one kick”
    Yeahhh, that definitely sounds Like rock lee xD

  • @Daelyah
    @Daelyah Před 4 lety +120

    _My brain when I first saw the thumbnail:_
    *"Ed...ward..."*
    EDIT: I appreciate the Dark Brotherhood showing up right when he went back to, "My mother was murdered..." 😂

  • @idontcareok5679
    @idontcareok5679 Před 4 lety +42

    "You're probably really good at bowling"
    I read that as
    "You're probably really good at blowing"

  • @markaplience727
    @markaplience727 Před 5 lety +518

    Me: Vaccines cause a...
    Reddit: stop!!!
    Me: ...dulthood.

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 Před 5 lety +29

      I have offended and I'm autism.
      (actually do have autism, so don't call the wahmbulance/thought police for making a joke, Internet)
      (also, disclaimer, because society is stupid enough that I need to put this - I'm not offended)
      (actual disclaimer: vaccines do NOT cause autism. and even if they did, I would much rather have autism than have measles or rubella - not only are measles and rubella lethal, autism has benefits, such as higher empathy levels, at least among classical autism; i don't know much about asperger's, as i have classical autism not asperger's)

    • @glitchyfreak
      @glitchyfreak Před 5 lety +7

      @@alexandriariley5209 People basically are born with autism, i have a friend that has it.

    • @glitchyfreak
      @glitchyfreak Před 5 lety +4

      They had us in the first time, not gonna lie.

    • @alexandriariley5209
      @alexandriariley5209 Před 5 lety +3

      @@glitchyfreak Asperger's, high functioning classical or low functioning classical? I'm high functioning classical myself.

    • @otorhinolaryngologically4967
      @otorhinolaryngologically4967 Před 5 lety

      @@alexandriariley5209 What's this 'classical' on the end about?

  • @ry1774
    @ry1774 Před 5 lety +144

    'My mother was murdere-'
    oz: *_WHEeZiNg_*

  • @eggpert
    @eggpert Před 4 lety +81

    *im gonna momolest you*
    DESTRUCTION 100

  • @memez_r_life6692
    @memez_r_life6692 Před 3 lety +8

    My brain at 2:39: "If pikachu plushies were fleshy Simons demons, then someone would use it as a flesh light."
    Me: "WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!"

  • @imreportyou3190
    @imreportyou3190 Před 5 lety +521

    Gf: I’m pregnant.
    Bf: hI pReGnAnT i’M dAd!
    Gf: Uhh.. no you’re not.
    Unoriginal but funny 😂

  • @spoopy3408
    @spoopy3408 Před 5 lety +121

    the shrek one is scary the momo one is absolutely CURSED

    • @Zycklo
      @Zycklo Před 5 lety +1

      𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀

    • @sparklygun-7475
      @sparklygun-7475 Před 5 lety +1

      Zycklo 5150 w e a l l h a v e l a y e r s

  • @mrgopher1734
    @mrgopher1734 Před 5 lety +69

    8:43
    I was listening to this (6 volume) and my Alexa from across my room started speaking

    • @DarthDestructusTheSithLord
      @DarthDestructusTheSithLord Před 5 lety +1

      Same. I keep mine at my bedside, not plugged into anything (other devices), just to answer questions I have.

    • @FaenumVena
      @FaenumVena Před 4 lety +1

      Mine turned the damn light on as i have it set up for that

    • @memowl3663
      @memowl3663 Před 4 lety +1

      Mrgopher1 7 oh shite

  • @TheRealIHP
    @TheRealIHP Před 4 lety +32

    11:39 : I know about Momo, what I'm really afraid of is Duolingo and he kidnapped my family and post me pictures torturing in their cells. All I have to do is to do my spabish lesson.

  • @misaeldoesanimation4408
    @misaeldoesanimation4408 Před 5 lety +442

    *sees that there’s worst people than me in the world*
    Me: this does put a smile on my face

    • @sashaplays1400
      @sashaplays1400 Před 5 lety +7

      Ur pfp is wholesome have an Amazing day

    • @thenthson
      @thenthson Před 5 lety

      I cannot say the same.

    • @misaeldoesanimation4408
      @misaeldoesanimation4408 Před 5 lety +2

      Sasha Plays no your profile picture is so wholesome I hope you have an amazing day

    • @sashaplays1400
      @sashaplays1400 Před 5 lety

      @@misaeldoesanimation4408 ty xD yours is cooler tho. Have a nice too:D

    • @Sea-zu4bj
      @Sea-zu4bj Před 5 lety

      Hitler, Stalin, Leapold

  • @michaelholtz599
    @michaelholtz599 Před 5 lety +183

    8:35 My man turned a horror story into a full-out creepypasta

  • @scp-729-j5
    @scp-729-j5 Před 4 lety +39

    Jesus Christ, I had my eyes closed for the entire video and then as soon as I open my eyes momo was there a d I felt my soul leave my body there for a second

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting Před 4 lety +8

      Your soul said _Fuck That_ and left you

    • @hollowtrappedinaelevator320
      @hollowtrappedinaelevator320 Před 3 lety

      @@masterofadapting are you the master of depression or is that just a nickname you got in highschool

    • @masterofadapting
      @masterofadapting Před 3 lety

      @@hollowtrappedinaelevator320 🦉< fuckin’ Harold the owl arrives on the scene

  • @toasterbaff5009
    @toasterbaff5009 Před 4 lety +5

    During the "creepy" Alexa part, my alexa heard her name and turned security systems off lol

  • @bobthedefinitelyrealhumano1269

    The "Kissing someone while they sleep" thing is so true , I still don't know what wrong with doing that in a funeral home? The family seemed fine

    • @AthensStudios
      @AthensStudios Před 5 lety +1

      Ive been threatened multiple times for kissing my patients smh :/ just wanna wish them goodbye.
      Anyone else having this problem at the morgue?

    • @bobthedefinitelyrealhumano1269
      @bobthedefinitelyrealhumano1269 Před 5 lety +1

      @@AthensStudios yeah, whats wrong with kissing your sister for one last goodby? Sure, she was dead for 3 years....but mourning lasts a long time

    • @AthensStudios
      @AthensStudios Před 5 lety +2

      @@bobthedefinitelyrealhumano1269 hmmm, I think you mean
      * *moaning* lasts a long time

    • @peanutcruncher1349
      @peanutcruncher1349 Před 5 lety

      @@AthensStudios hmmm, I think you mean
      * *me no life*

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 5 lety

      @@AthensStudios please stop

  • @itsme2313
    @itsme2313 Před 5 lety +368

    To be fair, rubber skin is probally safer for the electric mouse

    • @Sejiko
      @Sejiko Před 5 lety +13

      Wouldnt he generate its electricity with its fur tho?

    • @YEAHKINDAGAMES
      @YEAHKINDAGAMES Před 5 lety +40

      @@Sejiko I believe canonically they generate electric charges in their red cheeks. They contain electrical sacks that generate the charges.

    • @dacheeseproductions6005
      @dacheeseproductions6005 Před 5 lety +6

      Infectonatan yes indeed

    • @YEAHKINDAGAMES
      @YEAHKINDAGAMES Před 5 lety +6

      @Infectonatan CZcams needs to fix notifications on replies because of stuff like this. Pure 24 karrot G O L D

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 5 lety +1

      @Infectonatan XD

  • @katherinesmallbean3594
    @katherinesmallbean3594 Před 4 lety +8

    “Getting kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love”
    *yeah unless you’re homeless*

  • @discatded
    @discatded Před 4 lety +11

    9:21 reminds me of something I read once. It was absolutely terrifying. It was formatted like a manga, too, so that just made it worse. I don't want to look for the link, so I'll just summarize it.
    So, this guy on an archeological thing finds a weird thing. It's a human skull, but the earth around it has formed noticeable layers. That put a curse on his family. Layer on in his life, he gets a wife and has two daughters. Something happens to him. I think he died. I forget. Anyway, the mother and daughters get into a car crash. The youngest(the mother freaking loves her btw, that's important) basically gets part of her face sliced off by a sign. Except, there's another layer of skin under that. Turns out, when she grows, it's literally just skin growing on top of itself. She has no organs. Just skin.
    So, the mother goes absolutely fricking crazy and cuts away all of the daughter's skin until she gets to her two-year-old form. Except, she doesn't end up looking like a normal two-year-old. She looks like a stick figure. The mom proceeds to slice part of her own face off, but it just hurts her badly cuz the curse wasn't put on her.
    The oldest daughter has to take care of them. And that's where it ends. It was absolutely amazing, but I hated it

  • @ufs.69420
    @ufs.69420 Před 5 lety +857

    *watches the momo part*
    legends say he's still laughing.

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 Před 5 lety +11

      I don't blame him either! I was dying with him! xD

    • @puro2602
      @puro2602 Před 5 lety +1

      Hi fell

    • @ufs.69420
      @ufs.69420 Před 5 lety +1

      @@puro2602 🖐

    • @ufs.69420
      @ufs.69420 Před 5 lety +2

      @@puro2602 its ink 🅱️🅰️ns

    • @gregfrin8702
      @gregfrin8702 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ufs.69420 🅱️🅰️ns?
      +Respect

  • @collinramsey3935
    @collinramsey3935 Před 5 lety +318

    Momo: I'm going to kill you and everyone you love.
    Guy: I don't think so, because if you get within 5 feet of this bed, you're getting momolested.
    Momo: Are you threatening me?
    Guy: Yes, I'm threatening you...with a good time.
    Momo: On second thought, fuck this. I'm out.

    • @That_Pyra_Main
      @That_Pyra_Main Před 4 lety +21

      Momo: "I dunno what the fuck just happened, but I don't really care, imma get the fuck up outta here..."

    • @UmbreonFlash
      @UmbreonFlash Před 4 lety +9

      Guy: It will hurt even more if you start screaming.

    • @bryceyork4173
      @bryceyork4173 Před 4 lety +1

      Momo: "fuck this shit I'm out"

  • @maveethedemon6664
    @maveethedemon6664 Před 3 lety +4

    “Michael Jackson fused with Tim Burton”
    LMAO!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rashidacollins3741
    @rashidacollins3741 Před 5 lety +25

    Does anyone else think he sounds exactly like Damian from Emkay, except slower when talking? Anyone?

  • @max2944
    @max2944 Před 5 lety +58

    He said "alexa, lights on." My echo dot just goes "I'm sorry I can't do that." At volume 10 so as an instinct, I almost fell off my bed

  • @krazyg1910
    @krazyg1910 Před 5 lety +115

    My brain thought it would be a good idea to emulate the feeling of a bee in my mouth. I hate my brain sometimes

    • @kam1run
      @kam1run Před 5 lety +1

      Grapes Official Certified Verified Identified ... OKAY WTF ARE YOU OKAY

    • @krazyg1910
      @krazyg1910 Před 5 lety +3

      @@kam1run me yes. my brain no.

  • @glitchygaming0480
    @glitchygaming0480 Před 4 lety +7

    "it's just a hoax"
    UNTIL THEY FIGURE OUT HOW TO TRACK YOUR LOCATION USING YOUR NUMBER

    • @Past3l7741
      @Past3l7741 Před 3 lety

      H-horror w-what a-are y-you d-doing h-here?

    • @Past3l7741
      @Past3l7741 Před 3 lety

      H-horror w-what a-are y-you d-doing h-here?

  • @hanae7385
    @hanae7385 Před 4 lety +17

    The momo one made my wheeze so hard my ribs started hurting and lungs kind died so I started heaving but then I could breathe again and laughed more

  • @psychobunny1822
    @psychobunny1822 Před 5 lety +581

    Omg the momo one... Lmao! Oh and finna is pronounced fin-ah

    • @SkyenNovaA
      @SkyenNovaA Před 5 lety +41

      _get 5 feet near this bed and you're getting Mo Molested_

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross Před 5 lety +2

      What's "finna"?

    • @NoName13Thirteen
      @NoName13Thirteen Před 5 lety +4

      Christopher Dibbs "fixing to"

    • @psychobunny1822
      @psychobunny1822 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Chris_Cross it's southern slang for fixing to.

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross Před 5 lety +1

      @@NoName13Thirteen What? How? And how would that make sense in that context? "Gonna" would make sense, but that doesn't.

  • @Bingus1312
    @Bingus1312 Před 5 lety +159

    “Dips their toes”
    Dan schneider liked that

  • @wwusyaname
    @wwusyaname Před 3 lety +4

    2:05 I'm pretty sure Applebee's thought that the person who said "Is this real?!?!?" was talking about the $1 vodka raspberry lemonade :/

  • @epicboxx3838
    @epicboxx3838 Před 4 lety +13

    “Momo”: eat my knives
    Guy: bby girl come taste me
    “Momo”: ah so you want to see me eat you
    Guy: (astonished pikachu face)
    Fanfic writer: give me MORE

  • @luissantiago5163
    @luissantiago5163 Před 5 lety +596

    Love cursed comments. Keep it up. *edit* 4:03 is an absolutely horrifying concept 6:31 Love it when these just get worse as they go on. 10:12 Now that's hilarious

    • @ethanwing5766
      @ethanwing5766 Před 5 lety +16

      Who was having more fun? Momo or the man? Or was it the person reading it?

    • @gdtrilogy9060
      @gdtrilogy9060 Před 5 lety +7

      10:12 r/rareinsults

    • @kyullian7090
      @kyullian7090 Před 5 lety +1

      @@ethanwing5766 How about all three of them?

    • @emmanuelreyes4895
      @emmanuelreyes4895 Před 5 lety +2

      I love 10:12 conversation it's so hilarious

    • @javiep_c
      @javiep_c Před 5 lety +3

      Oz Media literally spent +10 seconds trying to read the ' Mo mo moaning ' part...

  • @botanicakolu
    @botanicakolu Před 5 lety +1985

    "Mo mo moaning my name bby girl" - 2019 some guy
    Thanks this is my most liked comment ever

    • @Acc_-rh8tx
      @Acc_-rh8tx Před 5 lety +71

      She finna get momolested

    • @notdrbright8927
      @notdrbright8927 Před 5 lety +25

      Some guy trying to say F off without saying F off...
      Speech 100

    • @botanicakolu
      @botanicakolu Před 5 lety +8

      Wtf so many lijes for the first time in history i feel loved hahahaha

    • @eggman8053
      @eggman8053 Před 5 lety +8

      I sense someone getting off to that shit...

    • @edilbert7456
      @edilbert7456 Před 5 lety +2

      666 likes

  • @palidengamer2540
    @palidengamer2540 Před 4 lety +16

    5:38 is that voldemort's wand?
    me: *[laughing in Spanish]*

  • @samisalrightatdrawing2385
    @samisalrightatdrawing2385 Před 5 lety +18

    1:00 that's how I wold explain deku to other people if he had one for all as a baby

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 Před 4 lety +2

      Deku’s mom: okay stay here
      Deku, already 3 blocks away: I AM NO LONGER HERE

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming Před 2 lety

      Who is deku? Like the tree guys from Ocarina of Time?

  • @KHOMBOL_MARROW_BI
    @KHOMBOL_MARROW_BI Před 5 lety +312

    Here is the mo mo one people are talking about 10:13
    Hope u enjoy your day fellow stranger :)

  • @girlysoap9031
    @girlysoap9031 Před 5 lety +105

    If momo talks to you:
    Momo: I'm gon GETCHA
    You: momo, I am a 43 year old police officer and if you do not deactivate your account within 24 hours I will track your number and find you
    Momo: *_surprised pikatchu_*

    • @Fact_core
      @Fact_core Před 3 lety

      More like
      Get 5 miles between this house and your getting momolsted

  • @kabel7638
    @kabel7638 Před 4 lety +3

    1:36 i like to think that was just the dad pulling one more joke from beyond the grave

  • @Hnui03
    @Hnui03 Před 4 lety +22

    4:23
    Horses, as in referring to their massive penises, so he's saying horses wouldn't be 'horses' anymkre because in comparison, he's the stallion. You're welcome.

    • @pepperonicici
      @pepperonicici Před 4 lety

      I'm so glad I understood that... wait??? I'm cursed

  • @bobbiekayyoung3291
    @bobbiekayyoung3291 Před 5 lety +357

    Who else liked this because of the "dog baby" moment
    oR tHe ShReK mOmEnT

    • @Zycklo
      @Zycklo Před 5 lety +10

      𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Zycklo _to many layer's_

    • @ChaserJonDoe
      @ChaserJonDoe Před 5 lety +6

      For me it was the momoment.

    • @GeckyWecky
      @GeckyWecky Před 5 lety +1

      My favourite was the momo one I loved it

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 Před 5 lety

      Zycklo 5150 *you’re

  • @LeveyHere
    @LeveyHere Před 5 lety +178

    I love r/cursedcomments
    Great video as usual, Oz

    • @piffba
      @piffba Před 5 lety +5

      xBlueWolf almost as much as I love being eaten by rats in the middle of a school whilst the janitor sighs of relief of finally getting rid of me for the last time. Because unbeknownst to him, the next time he’s going to get a worse punishment than before

    • @ViewingChaos
      @ViewingChaos Před 5 lety +2

      That is an awesome story concept...

  • @queefinlikecrazy
    @queefinlikecrazy Před 5 lety +15

    "Frickin' Rock Lee Jr. from Naruto."
    Me: YESSSSSSSSSS

  • @tyleralbrecht6015
    @tyleralbrecht6015 Před 4 lety +7

    “I wonder what anti-Vaxxers would do if polio came knocking on their doorstep”
    *covid-19 enters the chat*
    Me: “we really haven’t heard of anti-Vaxxers in awhile”

  • @BigGeak
    @BigGeak Před 5 lety +215

    i hate momo and that face gives me nightmares but that part had me laughing

    • @AthensStudios
      @AthensStudios Před 5 lety +6

      100% agreed, I hope that guy telling Momo to fuck off is having a great life, I know Momo is fake but the face is really creep, hard to sleep sometimes :/.
      Edit: anyone else having this problem aswell? I sometimes question if im a pussy for being scared, pretty sure its normal tho. Just wondering

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 Před 5 lety

      @@AthensStudios I mean yuh issa lil creepy but dont think about it too much justa weird face

    • @AthensStudios
      @AthensStudios Před 5 lety +1

      @@dabossman5650 ah yes, thats a bit more comforting, I always try to tell myself that its just a really messed up photo shop.
      Thanks for the comfort fam, have a nice day :)

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 Před 5 lety

      @@AthensStudios Thanks you too mane-and yea It probly is TBH

    • @the_rachel_sam
      @the_rachel_sam Před 5 lety +3

      ABlokeof RoyalCheese it’s a sculpture made in China by some lady as an art installation, as I’ve heard it, I could be wrong, and it was turned into this Momo by some idiot online. Don’t be scared of it, though. That’s a waste of energy.

  • @ayyteen
    @ayyteen Před 5 lety +27

    I swear that momo shit had me dying lmaooo, like i actually didn’t laugh like that in months holy shit

  • @keepermovin5906
    @keepermovin5906 Před 5 lety +9

    “Or she hasn’t seen you in the tree yet” add starts google is always watching CREEPYRIGHT?

  • @callmej3821
    @callmej3821 Před 4 lety +2

    "if you get within 5 feet of this bed your gonna get momolested"
    that actually made me laugh so much i pissed myself

  • @kam1run
    @kam1run Před 5 lety +65

    .....Yes, pikachu. I did think he was smooth.
    WAIT OMG HE’S FURRY.
    OMG I JUST REALIZED-

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann Před 5 lety +9

      Dude Pokémon are like the reason for 21th century furries

    • @glitchyfreak
      @glitchyfreak Před 5 lety +4

      no

    • @JKIUYHB2
      @JKIUYHB2 Před 5 lety +5

      @@nickkohlmann did you just say 21th instead of 21st

    • @hobowizard3124
      @hobowizard3124 Před 5 lety +4

      @@JKIUYHB2 21rd

    • @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
      @rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 Před 5 lety

      I thought they would have been like the stuffed plushies, so soft and fuzzy but not having actual fur .-.

  • @rafaguelfand6615
    @rafaguelfand6615 Před 5 lety +16

    That baby costume is an SCP - change my mind.
    Also the Chair.

    • @therandomnobody3407
      @therandomnobody3407 Před 5 lety

      The baby dog,dogs In the costume turn into baby's slowly

    • @angrycinnabon2956
      @angrycinnabon2956 Před 5 lety

      Object class: Apollyon

    • @owencole2406
      @owencole2406 Před 5 lety

      FNAFFAN 010705 they have the behavior of a dog but the intelligence a human. Capable of growth like normal. Also turns normal humans into dogs.

  • @zefatguy9379
    @zefatguy9379 Před 4 lety +3

    0:37 if it was filled with air you could use it as the *toddler-drowner* just let it go in the pool and he/she will sleep peacefully *for the rest of his life*

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 4 lety +6

    (1:30) The dad-bot needs to do some basic checkes, like "RIP Dad", "dad is dead" and so on. Or just avoid any post mentioning "dead/death/kill/murder".

  • @leeloo6676
    @leeloo6676 Před 5 lety +100

    I was watching it to go to sleep with a relaxed mind
    But then I saw Momo
    Thank you for the nightmares
    No, not because of Momo
    But because of the thought of someone shagging that poor soul

  • @koisj8310
    @koisj8310 Před 5 lety +50

    me telling a story about how my mom died: okay so my mother was murdered in-
    Oz: HAHAHAHHA

    • @NaiveGambler
      @NaiveGambler Před 5 lety

      czcams.com/video/xcSmlSok32g/video.html

    • @mdbgamer556
      @mdbgamer556 Před 5 lety

      That was pretty terrible.......

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 Před 5 lety +1

      @@NaiveGambler ur mocking me arent you

    • @NaiveGambler
      @NaiveGambler Před 5 lety

      @@koisj8310 Yeahaah boi

  • @Jay-oy1ld
    @Jay-oy1ld Před 4 lety +7

    THE INTRUDER THING KILLED ME😂😂😂😂😂
    HELP I CANT BREATH!

  • @flurpy789
    @flurpy789 Před 4 lety +2

    3:09 *70% REAL BABY HAIR?! IMAGINE A CHIHUAHUA RUNNING AT YOU WITH THIS COSTUME AT FULL SPEED CLIMBING UP INTO YOUR FACE LOL*

  • @mathiasnkristensen
    @mathiasnkristensen Před 5 lety +5

    Bruh, the "Mo-mo-moaning" and "Momolested" was just too good. Couldn't stop laughing

  • @bumblebabble18
    @bumblebabble18 Před 5 lety +38

    Personally I like the Momo thing where they respond with the picture of Dio

    • @mairidberz1450
      @mairidberz1450 Před 5 lety +2

      Gib link pls

    • @highcolor_sunz
      @highcolor_sunz Před 5 lety +2

      Link

    • @guyinbluu
      @guyinbluu Před 5 lety +1

      Imma need a link fam

    • @sourpuss5951
      @sourpuss5951 Před 5 lety +1

      @@guyinbluu same

    • @bumblebabble18
      @bumblebabble18 Před 5 lety +2

      scontent-lht6-1.cdninstagram.com/vp/6bdc89f2e4bc24bf5303b78f9fb4fe0c/5D92E224/t51.2885-15/e35/52511041_342870649671485_2085372973207590782_n.jpg?_nc_ht=scontent-lht6-1.cdninstagram.com&se=8 This should be it

  • @mecele97
    @mecele97 Před 4 lety +4

    My alexa kept activating in the Alexa story 😂😂😂😂

  • @medixnoche
    @medixnoche Před 4 lety +8

    MO MO MOANING I-
    also my alexa activated and i got so scARED

  • @NoobiestNoob
    @NoobiestNoob Před 5 lety +120

    10:12 This is one of the funniest this I’ve seen XD
    *gets momolested*

  • @spoopyjhope
    @spoopyjhope Před 5 lety +15

    8:13 this literally gave anxiety. I'm sitting next to my opened window and since I'm wearing headphones it sounded as if someone was talking to me holy shit my heart is about to combust

  • @AcrizCaazi
    @AcrizCaazi Před 4 lety +32

    6:49
    Aight, so EJ’s on reddit and his username’s “WolfInABox”.
    Good to know.

  • @stoopidboii4841
    @stoopidboii4841 Před 4 lety +5

    2:31
    I once bought a Pikachu toy and it had this weird rubbery skin and I am now scared

  • @bannamilque
    @bannamilque Před 5 lety +24

    8:33 thanks for setting off my Alexa, I’m sure she appreciates it.

  • @FriedrichTheGreatest
    @FriedrichTheGreatest Před 5 lety +10

    5:36
    "She said yes"
    Infathomably faintly: "yikes"

  • @ItsToad
    @ItsToad Před 4 lety +2

    That part where they said all the Alexa Stuff activated my alexa and almost actually triggered my security system.

  • @borah8383
    @borah8383 Před 4 lety +7

    8:53
    Honestly why is that dude writing a fanfiction in the comment ?