@@ava74748 There are a lot of reasons for that to happen but it's mainly : - outdated software/browser/library on the user side (or sometimes server side) - bad UI/UX - overworked and underpaid developers - untested changes pushed to prodution
"Newest" "Oldest" "Best score" ... where is the problem?... Oh, right. Polish... I forgot that Polish is language of exorcism for people who don't speak Slavic languages :D
"-Between Florida and Arizona, A place none of us want to go!" Me, a person who lives in one of those two states and *really* wants to move : "I can agree with the statement above"
I've been marathoning random EmKay videos this week and of all the dumb luck THIS is the video where my whole web browser decides to go "Wait, what are we doing!? Nah, let me just rest in the middle of this video."
8:18 I'M DYING RIGHT NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOO SO HE SAYS "Probably not the best time to-" then an ad for Arby's pops up saying "Get a turkey sandwich" and I didn't listen to the rest because I found barely breath holy crap. Emkay thank you so much
at the beggining when the windows error sound played i had to go back 5 seconds to make sure it was not anything in my computer unplugging. well played my friend, well played.
5:20 Am I the only one who thought of Melanie Martinez? Like just imagine You are at a tire place in Canada and you scanned your item at the checkout and you start to hear faintly in the distance “oh mr potato head tell me-“ “NOPE NOPE NOT DOINF THIS AGAIN STOP THAT!”
I love corrupted SD cards, I had one that was in an old phone. The battery started leaking and just soaked everything in the phone, pulled the SD card out and went "hmm, I'll just wipe it off and try to use it again. What's the worst that can happen 🤷🏻♂️". Put it in my computer, and when I went to check it out. It had 417 TB out of 311 bytes free (mind you this was like a 4gb card), there's only 1 folder on it. I open it up and there's a single file on it with some crazy long name with 999+ TB space worth of data, try and open up this magical file. It took like 12 minutes, opened up in windows media player and was 00:00:00:00:00:00:00 long. When I pushed play, it just told me that the video requires a minimum length to play and closed Never felt so confused in my life
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1:49 that's a list of Polish male names, and the the 37 after the 21. Makes it look like 2137, it's a meme number that only Polish people will understand Probably a coincidence though
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11:12 Something similar happened to me on Discord - I got reactions on a message and the counter said three people reacted, but when I opened the list of people who reacted there were only two
"As someone who likes to think of themselves as a "IT professional", I hate this subreddit" As someone who likes to think of themselves as a PC enthusiast, I love this subreddit
Oculus in a nutshell: “your right controller has low battery” “your right controller has low battery” **puts battery** *”your left controller has low battery”*
I just searched up how fast sound moves to confirm this and oH MY GOD I never realised how much faster light is. "Sound can travel in air at approximately 332 metres per second. This is fast but not nearly as fast as *light, which travels at 300 000 kilometres per second."* That's 300,000,000 metres to 332 metres a second-
I'm pretty sure those kinds of captchas track what the user does in the background to determine if they're a bot. However the strange part about that is the fact that usually if you fail those checks it'll just give you a more traditional kind of captcha with identifying different objects in a grid of connected pictures
"hey, i'd like to purchase a hose"
"ok"
**you have just bought mr potato head**
"uh, i'd like a refund"
Mr Po taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- **bluescreen of death**
*NO.*
*you have just bought a Mrs. Potato Head*
I wanted Slinky Dog though
@Charlie Wright ohhh GodDamn it
"Speedometers? Where we're going, we don't need speedometers"
"Say uh, how fast are we going?"
"Y e s."
Turn left to yeet yourself into space
And turn right to go to hell
“That’s heavy”
“What does weight have to do with this?”
By far my favorite scene
Did anyone notice the BTTF Reference there?
We are going on speed *n o*
I'm a programmer, and I love r/softwaregore. Always makes you feel better about your own mistakes to see just how much others mess up.
Also it's just funny
Personally, I use it as a source of inspiration instead !
Can U tell us why these glitches are happening? 🙂
@@ava74748 There are a lot of reasons for that to happen but it's mainly :
- outdated software/browser/library on the user side (or sometimes server side)
- bad UI/UX
- overworked and underpaid developers
- untested changes pushed to prodution
As another programmer I FEEL THE SAME
"Newest"
"Oldest"
"Best score"
... where is the problem?... Oh, right. Polish... I forgot that Polish is language of exorcism for people who don't speak Slavic languages :D
I am polish
@@KriggofGaming Hello neighbor :)
Me too
I really wanna hear a person trying to say Polish words for 2 hours
@@randomlol-ya3063 search some polish videos
This is the best r/Softwaregore intro ever...“Sonic is hacking your computer“ oh my 😂
S o n i c
I s
H a c k i n g
Y o u r
C o m p u t e r
: )
AHHHHHHH
*sonic not again its the third time this week!*
Blue speed mouse has hacked your device
@@moveitmoveit8342 blue speed hedgehog lol
M o u s e
7:52. That’s polish. Translated means “most pinpointed/viewed” that phone defiantly suffered some sort of stroke lol
Narrator definitely had a bigger stroke lol
yeah i think it was about how did the phone mess up languages not random letters
Whet I first heard this i was close to laugh
Wait, aren’t “most viewed” and “most popular” the same thing?
@@tonyt1616 Najbardziej punktowane mean most rated/pointed
"Pretty decent sleep, good workout schedule,"
"Oh you're dead!"
"Well that makes it all the more impressive!"
2:00 “Screen Resolution: 0x0”
███ █ ██ ██ █████?
(did i do it right?)
"Oh, you're dead!"
"Makes it all the more impressive!"
most funniest thing I have encountered today award goes to: robin/emkay guy lol
Computers cant be racis-
Computers : *Y O U A R E N O T H U M A N*
Thats not racism, *T H A T S H U M A N P H O B I A*
🥚an *E G G*
I rejected my humanity a long time ago
I PROTEST BIT IDK HOW TO WITE!!
I PROTEST DIS COMMENT SECTON IT CONFUSES MEH
Robin: "Googled somewhere between Venus and Mercury"
Also Robin: *shows a picture Sailors Venus and Mercury*
Me: Hmm... Wait...
Me: *yes*
Yeeeees
No
@@joemama2752 But my body, my body's tellin me *YEEEEEEEEEEEES*
I wanna be between venus and mercury.
Oof
I have not laughed as hard as I laughed in a long time when I imagined the poor employees trying to fend off the mr potato head demon
7:52 the fact that he dint stutter when saying it makes it 10X funier
“how fast are we going”
“yes”
why was it this line right here where i lost it
idk, but you aren't the only one
I lost my drivers license
@@Elfilinfan ok
WE ARe GOING YES MILES PER HOUR
@@Elfilinfan oh yeah? Instead the license to live. so that's worse than yours.
"I am human"
"Incorrect"
They are the android sent by cyberlife
Twenty eight stab wounds!
godamn fuckin pigeons
Quote from Detroit: Become Human
@@legendarytat8278 tWeNtY eAt sTOb wOnDZ!!!1!!!1!!1!1!1!1!!!
Connor The Android sent by Cyberlife
EmKay trying to do polish be like: 7:52
Good luck to him i guess
heh
whenever people read polish words they just say gibberish because they have no idea how to pronounce ANYTHING at all, and thats funny as hell
@@Hyenaaman when we(Polish peopel) is trying to say english words like they are Polish words
It just fuck dub
@@randomlol-ya3063 aka polish accent:tm:
The fact that someone atleast got to 400 years on bitlife is impredsive as fuck
You. Didnt. Get. The. W33d. Joke
He seriously censored the word “crap” and then followed up by saying “ass” with no censor
Well, an Ass is a donkey so...
Ass?
*Big Sean has entered the chat*
why
robin
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
That's what I thought.
cuz thats what heroes do
"-999 degrees...it never gets that cold in Texas!"
Texas in late February: ... challenge accepted.
*Terrible snowstorm that knocked out power for months comes*
True
@@charlesrodriguez7984 but at least we got snow
@@eyemoisturizer I got snow too.
It certainly felt like that
1:48 I’m more concerned about Dawid and Oliwier
hello my name is oliwier
"-Between Florida and Arizona, A place none of us want to go!"
Me, a person who lives in one of those two states and *really* wants to move : "I can agree with the statement above"
Everyone gangsta till your console starts speaking enchantment table
(Confused Steve noises)
ꖌꝇᒋ⦣᛫ᒲ'¦
•• lmao
7:52
Also 9:34
People: *Trying to scan items*
The scanning machine: Can i offer you a Mr.Potato head in theese trying times?
Can I have you for my hive?
@@AbnusXD nah man
@@coworker4391 You can be with 6 other gifted bees
@@AbnusXD no.
@@AbnusXD im too good for you
“A combination of Florida and Arizona.”
Robin that’s what we call Texas I know because I live in it, which I am not happy about
0:37 ah yes, my favorite song: THE
That intro was GENIUS
Props to whoever came up with that idea
Yeah Piranah Jacob
sorry
I hate Coral Clarkson
found a software gore in this comment, before i posted it said "hide/view 3 replies but theres only 2
@@karaburgei2344 youtube does that a lot
Cashier: **scans item**
Mr. Potato head: *allow me to introduce myself*
This repeats several times.
Choices: do not toast, or THE VOID.
Gaster: the void is terrible, but you have no choice.
Gaster is now toasting. Wait until he has finished
love the start, so creative.
I love how the notification sounds go from the start of windows to windows 11
Windows 11? Sounds more like Windows 10 to me.
Me: *gets multiple high graphic games with intense simulation*
My computer: it’s too easy
Me: *opens more than 4 tabs at once*
My computer: 0:06
Why does this only have 10 likes, well, now 11
13!
28
29
@@gidget4108 stab wounds?
The Void has Consumed the Following Options
"Toast"
"Userbar"
"My Minecraft World"
You forgot "Luigi"
Also one Pale King and the fucking SUN
“SCP 999”
“The Doctor”
“Got Apples...apparently”
“The Dowry”
“The Jewels”
“General Lack Of Surprise”
“The Algorithms Ability To Ketxhup”
00:1 me trying to be normal in among us
"DreamWasTaken's sanity"
the intro was PERFECTION! great job on that!
I've been marathoning random EmKay videos this week and of all the dumb luck THIS is the video where my whole web browser decides to go "Wait, what are we doing!? Nah, let me just rest in the middle of this video."
"You're incerdible Zenyatta"
Huzzah! A man of quality!
So you mean he is addicted to overwatch loses sr every game by dive meta a man of quality
@@ja6en438 If you are bad at the game, it is your problem. You can't prevent others from playing a game you are bad at.🤷
EXPERIENCE, TRANQUILITY.
@@ja6en438 dive meta ended over a year ago. its hog meta now
Zenyatta Mondatta Brothers!
“That’s a lot of views”
The decimal point: Am I a joke to you?
3k views and a glance
The laughter that I got watching this is almost died
7:52 oh yeah i always were thinking about how emkay members are speaking Polish.
If Robins last name would be ,,Dabank“, then he is
Robin Dabank.
yeah but when *i* said it everyone was confused, but when *you* say it it’s hilarious.
>:/
@@ametsunami4070 im sorry for you, but it’s not my fault, please don’t be mad at me
I actually thought,, hm, maybe no one will understand it..“
More like *DAB-ank* 😎
Holy crap. I never thought of that.
Admiral leela O’mally ha- *slow claps*
8:18 I'M DYING RIGHT NOW LMAOOOOOOOOOO
SO HE SAYS "Probably not the best time to-" then an ad for Arby's pops up saying "Get a turkey sandwich" and I didn't listen to the rest because I found barely breath holy crap. Emkay thank you so much
This deserves mroe likes than the Robin dabank joke above.
I got an anti-suicide ad at that time. Guess I’ll die!
what is Arby's?????
I just want to point out that the application wanted a date of birth, so whats the guy gonna do? say he was born in 2020? :D
@@energydrink8300 a fast food place
at the beggining when the windows error sound played i had to go back 5 seconds to make sure it was not anything in my computer unplugging. well played my friend, well played.
3:25 IS THAT DODODEX HAVENT SEEN DODODEX IN 5 YEARS LOL
Ah yes, my favorite Beatles song, "The"
Maybe they meant The White Album?
@@PBandJ777 and I made one too. Wooosh squared.
People: Your IQ matches the room temperature
Me after messing with the thermostat: 3:04
Lol
6:13
omg real Dedede?!
did you mean the time 12:48?
I’m setting the thermostat to 300 Kelvin.
That’s a 300 IQ play!
man this is my favorite subreddit
VOID TOAST
the picture: browser more browser more.
emkey: im gonna go with browser
me: more
okay so i googled the "how many days are there in a year" thing and now it's been bumped from 172 to 124. what the hell is happening to time and space
its probably showing the remaining days of the current year, not understanding the search properly
2020
The Earth's revolutions around the sun are become shorter... The Earth is coming closer to the sun.
The end is nigh.
Simple we’re hurdling towards the sun
2020 man.
7:52 its in polish and it says: "most popular"
Yes, I can confirm that's correct
Yup
Isn't the last option most popular?
Yeah
Yes
6:28 that cash register is smarter then my brain cells i bought at homemarket the hell why isn't this EVERY CASH REGISTER
5:20
Am I the only one who thought of Melanie Martinez? Like just imagine
You are at a tire place in Canada and you scanned your item at the checkout and you start to hear faintly in the distance “oh mr potato head tell me-“ “NOPE NOPE NOT DOINF THIS AGAIN STOP THAT!”
6:09 “And you’re in Texas, it never gets so cold there”
FORESHADOWING
*6:12
@@moelester7527 *6:09
@@caramelcreatures5732 but thats when he says that.
@@moelester7527 but -999 F° is important for the context. So 6:12 doesn't work. 6:09 does
@@rubenvanderark4960 but you can still see it onscreen.
7:50
Sort by
. Newest
. Oldest
. Most pointed out in polish
. Most popular
I like it when my language randomly appears
Yes the beautiful polish
Hahaaaaa, robin robi hdslfnelavdsl
@@Mazin0192 I trudny
Well this makes me jealous
Haha fajnie że oglądacie takie filmy
I love corrupted SD cards, I had one that was in an old phone. The battery started leaking and just soaked everything in the phone, pulled the SD card out and went "hmm, I'll just wipe it off and try to use it again. What's the worst that can happen 🤷🏻♂️". Put it in my computer, and when I went to check it out. It had 417 TB out of 311 bytes free (mind you this was like a 4gb card), there's only 1 folder on it. I open it up and there's a single file on it with some crazy long name with 999+ TB space worth of data, try and open up this magical file. It took like 12 minutes, opened up in windows media player and was 00:00:00:00:00:00:00 long. When I pushed play, it just told me that the video requires a minimum length to play and closed
Never felt so confused in my life
For the North Carolina one, I can confirm that in the mountain area it feels like it’s that cold.
softwaregore is just Ihadastroke for devices
Change my mind
E
E indeed
No because you are correct
E
✨e✨
Robin: you ever just stand at a 45 degree angle to flex on a Hylian champion?
Me who is very knowledgeable in BOTW glitches: *yes.*
How do we know he’s not practicing the Michael Jackson lean?
That happened to me and I was confused
Edit: Forgot to mention they cliped into the floor
Omg I love the intro with all the pc error sounds
i love how he censored "crap" then instantly said he would kick your ass a few seconds later
7:55
Was i lied my whole life how to speak my native language (Polish)?
BTW that says: The most pointed... idk why but YES.
That would translate to Highest scored/Most scored, I guess it does make sense
I would guess it's something like "Highest-rated" but poorly translated
Nie mam pojęcia co się tam stało (
I co się działo z Robinem)
@@japanpanda2179 actually in poland najbardziej punktowane means highest scored
@@Scrappy412 pewnie nie zna polskiego i się nie domyślił
7:52
Everybody gangsta until Robin starts speaking Polish.
lol
Failing to speak*😙
can we even call that action "speaking". To me he was mumbling some kind of a curse.
I think he was getting possessed
actually thats not even close to Polish
the beginning confused me because i heard the windows sounds and i thought my computer was being weird. it gets me every time
Help I got to “quick jog” and laughed so hard I had a near-fatal coughing fit
As a Mobian, I find it difficult to bypass the "human verification".
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@@wylxnd8495 No.
@@wylxnd8495 *No*
@@wylxnd8495 Bot
wylxnd I hope your mom is dissapointed
1:49 that's a list of Polish male names, and the the 37 after the 21. Makes it look like 2137, it's a meme number that only Polish people will understand
Probably a coincidence though
Can you explain the meme?
@@Dapin. at 21:37 Pope John Paul II died
@@zofero4466 oh.. ok thx
You put "the" twice
@@ecstaticpanda123 Hmm, he did.
My iPad forced to watch this: *Oh god, this is the scariest horror movie I have even seen.*
I once had a small game update saying it was going to take several years
4:08 Ubisoft is so buggy that even their support page is horrible.
Bethesda: allows me to introduce myself
OK
Hey! Arizona isnt THAT hot, it's only like 400 degrees.
Indeed
Also the humidity is like -476355
phoenix be like
yes
Give or take 5 degrees, I as an Arizona resident wholeheartedly agree with this.
Give your editor a god-damned raise for that intro
Robin this is amazing and i love enchantment table language keep doing this content its amazing
That was beautiful tune by the editor at the start
When the
When the
It sounds like the regular intro but errors
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When the
7:52: * exists *
Close Polish pronunciation: "Adios."
Some freakin' African pronunciation: "Bone Jaw"
>:(
Banjo Kazoo
bruh I'm fluent polish and that was not even close it made me rage on the inside
@@katarzynamorawska4782 tell me, what did you expect? xD
Also he didn't even try to pronounce it correctly
when computer managment opens in sync with the computer fail noises on the video: oh no
11:12 Something similar happened to me on Discord - I got reactions on a message and the counter said three people reacted, but when I opened the list of people who reacted there were only two
Is nobody else gonna talk about how cool that intro looked?? Like that stuff was d o p e
Nice intro
I legit fell for the 0:10 notification sound even though I have all notifications disabled
I am
The intro be like: ight imma bsod
s o n i c i s h a c k i n g y o u r c o m p u t e r
comment section: not stonks
like this one:
سَلَاَمُ عَلِيكُم
that means hello
Or noodles
Incantus pulcher imperium!!!!
@@mirum8726 yes
Lowkey makes me angry, ngl. How can some people be so uncultured to not at least KNOW its a different language, even if they dont know which.
3:41 THAT GOT ME
I'm actually laughing very loudly rn omg
Best part: Robin pronouncing all the errors
7:53 actually, that's Polish for 'most points' or something like that
it is
Yup something like this but when i translated it says: "the most scored" but that kinda sounds werd
he didn't even try to read that....
btw i'm polish
@@teacup1421 i know
same
@@teacup1421 same here
I love the moment when he read polish sentece as some curse from Lovecraft' books
It's good to see a TF2 post in reddit I knew TF2 wasn't forgotten
0:06
ahhh yes the perfect intro that has ever existed
7:54
Everybody gangsta until Robin starts reading Polish in English
.™
Poland™️
5:56
It's right, he's just an engineer main like everyone should be.
Thats how we respect to Rick
The yeet caught me off guard
“A kind of horrible combination between Florida and Arizona” Hell. You’re talking about hell.
My therapist: Sonic.exe isn’t real, he can’t hurt you
Sonic.exe: *infects the intro*
ToxicAcid’s Stat: *dead.*
Cause: **W H E E Z E**
9:19 Our image now my fellow comrade
“So Jamie here sent some fanart, and I gotta say-“ *accidentally rewinds ten seconds to the error noise intro*
"As someone who likes to think of themselves as a "IT professional", I hate this subreddit"
As someone who likes to think of themselves as a PC enthusiast, I love this subreddit
Oculus in a nutshell:
“your right controller has low battery”
“your right controller has low battery”
**puts battery**
*”your left controller has low battery”*
9:33 haahahhahahahaahahah
10:26
can relate as a person with oculus quest
@@commanderruby901 ya lol ik its really annoying
Can confirm
My god its like midnight and this had me laughing so hard I almost woke up the whole house!
7:44 I laughed here
EmKay: Oh your dead! wee that makes things more impressive
4:14 hold up.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but this guy would have to run at the speed of, like, 500 m/ second. That's way above the speed of sound.
He must've gotten all the Chaos Emeralds
I just searched up how fast sound moves to confirm this and oH MY GOD I never realised how much faster light is.
"Sound can travel in air at approximately 332 metres per second. This is fast but not nearly as fast as *light, which travels at 300 000 kilometres per second."* That's 300,000,000 metres to 332 metres a second-
*THE FLASH*
Speed of sound is 300000000 m/s lol but close enough
Tablet -- That's the speed of light-
11:23 That´s totally normal ping here in latin america...
This isn´t a joke
I dont even live there. I havent even seen this part.
I relate to this too much.
@@ThatOneGuy-wr8rh XD
I have a friend running on satellite internet and i can confirm the ping
And in the Philippines
Eephole
7:53 not gonna lie, I laughed a lot at this
I bet everyperson laugh at it is Polish
6:48 “how fast are we going?”
“ *Yes.* ”
abject horror
I'm pretty sure those kinds of captchas track what the user does in the background to determine if they're a bot. However the strange part about that is the fact that usually if you fail those checks it'll just give you a more traditional kind of captcha with identifying different objects in a grid of connected pictures
Plot Twist: 37337 was trying to get into the mainframe, but the loyal system WOULDN'T ALLOW IT!
6:09 " and you're in texas? it'd NEVER get that cold there!"
*2021 sweating*
You mean shivering
@@spitfireblaziken3663 I was a month late to that joke
@@Dr._Heinz_Doofenshmirtz I was a month late to that joke
@@attackehh I was a month late to that joke
@@iantheawesome0 You were 5 months late to that joke
I love how they have a special intro exclusively for r/softwaregore
5:51 that is a storage space that is near impossible to fathom. That rivals the memory amount of quantum computers.