6:24 The Pac-Man thing really IS the original Softwaregore. The very first Pac-Man arcade cabinets (back in 1979), due to the way numbers work in the machine, was incapable of displaying level 256 (which in hex goes from "00 FF" to "01 00", but the machine wasn't programmed to read the first half so it was technically looping back to "level 00", which for obvious reasons doesn't actually exist) correctly. If you managed to get that far, this was the result. Since half the dots you needed to eat to continue didn't exist, it was physically impossible to proceed past this point. You would eat the dots on the left side of the screen, then just let the ghosts eat you until you lost all your lives.
3:26 I love how Damien will occasionally say something wrong, but when it comes to gibberish and numbers, this man nails it. It would take me a couple minutes to figure out a number that big lol.
fun fact: the pac man one was actually the last level of the game. they couldn't program more levels so when you beat all of them(at least the ones playable) you get to this glitchy screen of numbers
“So guys what should we do at level 256” “Make a new maze and if they finish it congratulate them and let them get put on a leaderboard” “Give them a virtual trophy or give them a code to access a real life trophy to get delivered to them” “Idk make it broken and weird and if they beat it nothing happens” -_O “PERFECT!”
When you see clown vomit on images, it’s usually a case where the Graphics format for the file made an oopsie in encoding and swapped/deleted/inserted data where it shouldn’t be. Same concept for video. If a system is doing that to everything, it’s a much worse problem since the entire GPU is somehow malfunctioning entirely. Luckily most of the time it has no effect on your important files, only graphics (time for a new graphics card though usually)
@@chaxs_connoisseur I wanted to say that i made a joke to prove that you are wrong but, since you have 69 subscribers, i'll kneel before your immense power
@@chaxs_connoisseur Well you see, instead of writing jokes as soon as i hear a mistake from our boy Damien, i wait until the video ends so i was well aware of the fact that he mistakenly said continent for his sleep deprivation, so please, don't go and ruin simple jokes that us plebs can enjoy
SCP-918481 -A -SCP-918481 -A may look like a normal arcade machine, but inside of it, a terrible amalgamation of the bodies of children who were murdered by a psychopath awaits his for his next victim.
The problem isn't the score, is the fruit quantity, it starts consuming the actual screen data, so it keep pushing the number of sprites forward and glitching the screen as you proceed
The pacman kill screen happens cause the game tries to draw 256 fruit, the graphicss it uses delete most of the pelets. So the level is unbeatable as there isnt enough pelets to complete it. Which means there is a maximum achievable score.
When I saw it I was like: "Wait a fucking minute." Then happened realization and I was like: "Mites hemmetissä tää tänne on eksyny?" That wording was intentional.
Same for -31MB thing. This is NOT a glitch, and the one who posted it should hang themselves. This literally means that 31MB of space will be removed, what's so hard?! I don't understand these people
when someone posts a comment with "finnish" and so every finnish gets mad when emkay doesn't say it right, someone who is a NOT finnish person. their language is complicated
7:59 This really reminds me of that one Glitch in Battlefield. What happens is that the Battleship randomly shoot out of the water and lands on well-land. Yeah. Good ol’ days
6:23 That's level 256, it's actually part of the game machine itself! There's actually a version that cuts to the chase and shows you it immediately on level 2!
Fun fact:
The pacman one isn't an error. There's a reason most don't finish pacman.
Play the PAC, the glitches go *W A C C*
Yeah the reason is because the arcade machines run out of memory and causes the textures too bug out
Memory says:MORE
its legit level 255
It's Level 0 which isn't supposed to be played at all.
It tries to display 256 as fruits but it glitches out the whole level map.
Damien counts himself down in the beginning, u can hear him say:
"Two, one,"
0:09 you can hear it lmao
OH YEAH
Aww that’s so cute that he does that! Just a small “two one” to prepare 😊
North Wynd33 brooooooooooooo I thought you were back but you aren’t 😔
you just quietly hear him whisper: two, one before he starts the intro.
The machine: * literally suffering and asking for help*
Emkay: Does it need help? Is it okay?
Ofc not
"no cardaaaaa"
Who else loves it when the snail blesses war thunder? 7:34
@@calebshartzer9724 that clip played as soon as I saw your comment
0:35 “it’s like a big smile”
and Greenland and Iceland are the eyes
@@CreatedPencil yw
Another software gore
“Trending on gaming”
Everyone: Wait a minute
yeah i was like wait hold on
I THINK I LEFT MY CONSCIENCE IN THE 6TH DIMENSION
Woah woooah
Maybe it's because some posts were about games.
Woah
The first image is literally a software version of "this is fine"
Yep it is .
I felt that-
@Andrew Davis are you okay
@Andrew Davis wow, you couldn’t breathe for 3 weeks and you’re still suffering.
E
i love how you can hear damian say "2,1" quietly before he introduces himself
OwO
fucking adorable
@@inksterdoodles11 it’s saying that translates to money LMFAO
@@inksterdoodles11 money
1:03
"The numbers Mason, what do they mean?"
BAHAHAHAHA NOT NE CRACKING UP 😂😭✋
“WE’RE OUT OF TIME!”
ENGINEER GAMING
ENGINEER GAMING
Hahaha
"Your child is dead Hudson"
" *glasses* "
Any virus: *exists*
Norton: aight everything’s ok 👌
Anything that is not a virus: *exists*
Norton: kill it with fire
My cracked EU4: hey you buy the game or i will slow the game down and glitch it
Norton: *SMASHING MY FUCKING PC TO DEATH SO IT REMOVES THE GAME*
This subreddit is actually Just Monika getting rid of distractions.
I t h i n k y o u m e a n m o n a c a
@@liminalpoetryy nope, he means Monika
Kokichi OwOma monika.. the ddlc girl..
@@Harlow. Just trying to crack a Danganronpa joke, sorrry.
R/ Just Monika
Stand name: No Carda
Stand User: Card Machine
this comment is criminally underrated
@@nohintshere you're goddamn right
so, uh.. r/unexpectedjojo?
@@rymaix yeah bro
NOO CARDAAA! 💳
10:47 The way he said: Oooooh you're all jiggly ;)
Its the best thing I've heard all day
6:24 The Pac-Man thing really IS the original Softwaregore. The very first Pac-Man arcade cabinets (back in 1979), due to the way numbers work in the machine, was incapable of displaying level 256 (which in hex goes from "00 FF" to "01 00", but the machine wasn't programmed to read the first half so it was technically looping back to "level 00", which for obvious reasons doesn't actually exist) correctly. If you managed to get that far, this was the result. Since half the dots you needed to eat to continue didn't exist, it was physically impossible to proceed past this point. You would eat the dots on the left side of the screen, then just let the ghosts eat you until you lost all your lives.
I don’t think the ghosts eat pac man
No one:
Something wierd: *is weird*
Most of the people: Ew, that's gross
Our boy, Damien the Florida man: That's gnarly!
Damien is adorable.
Radical.
@Juan Cortez Muro ew
@@OliviaRose2005 that's gnarly*
He's not wrong though. They're pretty sick... err, gnarly, in American terms.
0:00 There is no war in Ba Sing Se
3:26 I love how Damien will occasionally say something wrong, but when it comes to gibberish and numbers, this man nails it. It would take me a couple minutes to figure out a number that big lol.
Those two commas in the title are _not okay._
"Is not okay." When correcting grammar, make sure your own is correct.
Jk get rekt
Edit : thanks for -5 likes
@@doesnotcompute4362 He was right...? It would only be 'is' if he was talking about one comma?
it's Emkay
Asbestos Fish it’s a software gore duh
@@butterflybrookeboss280 I'm not sure if I am getting wooshed by you or by him I'm confused as hell
7:12 So the text is in czech and I'm czech. What made this funnier for me is that the text means "Manage/fix your ads"
I love your pfp
You like Slovakia?
fun fact: the pac man one was actually the last level of the game. they couldn't program more levels so when you beat all of them(at least the ones playable) you get to this glitchy screen of numbers
“So guys what should we do at level 256”
“Make a new maze and if they finish it congratulate them and let them get put on a leaderboard”
“Give them a virtual trophy or give them a code to access a real life trophy to get delivered to them”
“Idk make it broken and weird and if they beat it nothing happens”
-_O
“PERFECT!”
When you see clown vomit on images, it’s usually a case where the Graphics format for the file made an oopsie in encoding and swapped/deleted/inserted data where it shouldn’t be. Same concept for video. If a system is doing that to everything, it’s a much worse problem since the entire GPU is somehow malfunctioning entirely. Luckily most of the time it has no effect on your important files, only graphics (time for a new graphics card though usually)
Damien:"I'll buy the entire continent of Italy
Me, an italian: *Happy roman empire sounds*
Sans 2.0 why doesn’t this have more likes
he meant country
@@chaxs_connoisseur I wanted to say that i made a joke to prove that you are wrong but, since you have 69 subscribers, i'll kneel before your immense power
@@sans2.020 please ruin it
@@chaxs_connoisseur Well you see, instead of writing jokes as soon as i hear a mistake from our boy Damien, i wait until the video ends so i was well aware of the fact that he mistakenly said continent for his sleep deprivation, so please, don't go and ruin simple jokes that us plebs can enjoy
0:09 I can hear Damien counting down for when he should start the intro, EDITOR YOU HAD ONE JOB!
I'm surprised you caught that. I couldn't hear that unless my ear was near the speaker or full volume
@@joyce2000 it's pretty clear when using headphones
I hear it.
*”2,1”*
@@magead aaah you see I wasn't wearing any. 👄
10:39 he also has double speakers
8:50
ah yes welcome to band class online
6:25 Final stage of the pac man game when it becomes impossible to play due to the creator thinking nobody would make it that far
Yeah
well it more has to do with the fact that arcade games could only hold up to 255 levels so 256 is glitched to hell.
Deathscreen
9:05 “I see this when I play video games when people have those dumb weird letters in their names to look cool.”
Damien, that’s Chinese.
That made me so mad.
Oh no Damien 😂😂
@@XxL1ZZ13LUN4CYxX r.i.p.
They are about 20 000 letters in the Chinese alphabet.
I have that glitch on my 3ds for one game
I don't know what made it happened
Arcade Machine: "HELP"
Scp Foundation:
Isn't that makes it...
*AN ANOMALY*
*an anomaly
Oh thanks for fixing the mistake
SCP-918481 -A
-SCP-918481 -A may look like a normal arcade machine, but inside of it, a terrible amalgamation of the bodies of children who were murdered by a psychopath awaits his for his next victim.
@@ayouzid Uhh- is it safe to say I wana be in the Glitchtrap cult...
Doesn't*
Just reminding you
Also the "makes" is just "make"
6:17
Can confirm, did this in Living Environment class.
Jessica never saw Michael again.. ;(
The Pac-Man one happens when you finish enough levels and it doesn’t have any more memory
It's actually stored where level 256 should go
“I’m going to buy the entire continent of Italy” but what about the country of Europe
Already bought it
Dylan Langstaff But what is Australia?
Henry Fleischer a county
The us is just a giant city
@@mr.qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcv3077 jcdadbbbDVDfdo HDhhxCNN HDhHDhxxzxAda CT CAzxxxCBScGAxXZXZZXXZIfpgjjh
0:00 God it's the "This Is Fine" Meme all over again
6:24 that’s the last level on Pac-Man
"noooo cardaaaaa"
-Card Machine, 2019, colorized
god damn it let this comment die please
ɴᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴅᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ
ɴᴏᴏᴏᴏ ᴄᴀʀᴅᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀ
Its sounds like me watching a drama "NOOOOOO CARDA! WHY?!"
*NO CARDAAAA*
n̶̲̝̟̞̤̜̮͙̹̈́͒̍̏͗͘͜o̴̗̭͍̅̓̆̓̋̾͂̕o̸̻̺͇͔̤̤̮͙͌̾͝ͅo̴̫͈̽̀̔͊̆̈́̽́̕̕ơ̸̥͈̫̫̩̟̽͒̌̓̾́ ̷͍̥̲̱̘̝̜̞͉̈ͅc̶̛͎͍̥̣̪̱̃̿͋͊̈́̄̈͘ͅa̵̦̞̺͔̙̙̞͆̐̄̑̐ͅͅr̸̲̜̟̫͇̼͉͐̈͜͠d̵̡̹́̔̑ȁ̷̤͔̇̂̐̉̊â̸̛̬̥̼̝̼̦̬͇̔͛̀͂̍͂̏͝ą̸̩͓̩͓͈̈́͆ā̸͍̮̠̟̺̗͚̳̅̏̕̕a̴̰̥̙̲̥͆̌̀̃a̴͈̭̭̗̩̦̽̓̑̀̀͛̃̆̈̀ͅa̶͈̱̜͈̱͑̈̒̚̕
nobody:
damien .00001 seconds after he makes a joke: a h a h A HA H A AH A-
A
H
S
As
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8:43 pog batman is that you
7:43 Yeah that's, uh...
That's yer graphics card short-circuiting.
Literally no one:
Damien: *cures all disease with his laugh*
That wheeze can stop global warming
The 0.01% of bacteria that avoid hand sanitizer: 😱
Cancer:😥
Cures my will to live
@Cameron Hudson Did he reply? If so what did he say
The first one is the same as the dog in the burning room saying, “Everything is fine.”
*face burns off*
Everything is well
Juan Cortez Muro Shut the fuck up, you don’t even have any videos.
5:26 when you get a strike at the bowling alley
6:23
Reddit: The original software gore
EmKay: Do you accept that you're not gonna win the game or do you try anyway?
how to know youre high:
"im gonna buy the entire continent of italy"
Deimante Griguolaite
nah that’s just a normal Saturday
DrakePlusBlake wow, i would looove to know What you do for a living
Deimante Griguolaite
*i don’t have a living* all you gotta do is team up with your local mafia and cult
Ymm fiveteen cnonteris
I will
“Please wait while OneNote inserts the d...”
I’m dying lol
*Anti-Breathing Activated*
Oh, yes~ OneNote~!
You mean inserting the d into someone's hole?
the dic-
d...
...ictionary
3:35 EPILEPSY WARNING
4:31
How the FNAF animatronics got the police's attention. LMFAO.
"Something is wrong with Obi-wan"
Did he loose the high ground?
your pfp
@@strawberrymilk1252 what about it?
@@jedi_cat_l4976 🌟 s t a r c l a n 🌟
@@strawberrymilk1252 yeah, i know.
*We love warrior cats!*
The Pac-Man screen was what happens when you “win” Pac-Man- you get so far in the game that it can’t calculate the score, so the screen glitches out.
The problem isn't the score, is the fruit quantity, it starts consuming the actual screen data, so it keep pushing the number of sprites forward and glitching the screen as you proceed
It has nothing to do with score it is because when you reach level 256 it overflows because 8 bits can only store 256 values so 0-255
@@finn_dane Yeah. I think it was explained on CZcams. It's actually an interesting explanation.
“I’m guessing that’s Hell”
Literally me when I get the strict teacher angry
i intentionally make strict teachers upset
@@Quantumact2908 omg you’re immortal :0000
00:01 everything is good. Me: yes everything is good let me just call tech support
I'm buying the entire continent of Italy. - EmKay 2019
Italy is, just like Florida, a peninsula. And they are about the same size. So Damien, as a Florida man, is almost an Italy man.
Imma buy the whole planet of Tennessee
7:19 Ironically it seems to be a programming course in the background.
5:44 a ds after being in the closet for 4 years
1:55
Me and my dyslexic brain: what’s the problem with this? I see no problem!
5 minutes later: wait a minute-
It took me a minute to see it too. I'm not dyslexic. Just tired.
"Its missingno. Catch it."
I love you, Damien.
0:00 Avast: "This is fine"
I’m okay with the events that are currently unfolding
Everything is going to be okay.
r/Me_IRL
0:01
I love how you can hear damien counting down at the start
0:09 “2,1 wassup guys and welcome back...”
im happy that im not the only one that heared it
"I didn't sleep"
Me: going on 56 hours with no sleep myself
Me: Brings you both a turkey sandwich and glass of warm milk then sings a lullaby while the sleeping pills I slipped you take effect.
Pshh amateur
Me: 2 weeks without sleep
@@w.dgaster6851 The record is 11 days. The man who did so, then died.
@@mavendeo idk if this is threatening or wholesome.
@no. Not to 1-up you, just throwing this out there.
My personal record is 80 hours, or 3 1/3 days.
Damien: tries to give an epilepsy warning
Also Damien: has a seizure
meghan buchanan just thought you deserve a reply so here you go
@@benaronson2410 what a lame ass fucking reply
@Cinderella Costallas what a lame ass fucking reply to a reply
@@brutalblizz sorry for the lame ass reply but it had to be said
/crash periodic *what a lame reply*
Oftentimes image glitches happen because of graphic driver issues or monitor driver/hardware failure from what I've seen
4:59
I sayed the cursed name off minecraft end its
MINEITCRAF
ILLOW! TAKE HER
JAVA Ē CTION
Yes im an corrupted god
7:35 ah yes the infamous War Thunder glitches
Finally, someone spotted it.
Dude, I remember when every tracer was the size of a fucking train in naval
"The numbers mason, what do they mean?"
1:03
Good bo1 reference
These are the character codes of the message, which was supposed to be displayed here. Decoded to a character string:
@@Commander_Chopper ◙◙◙ Application Error◙
The pacman kill screen happens cause the game tries to draw 256 fruit, the graphicss it uses delete most of the pelets. So the level is unbeatable as there isnt enough pelets to complete it.
Which means there is a maximum achievable score.
10:28 that was 49 years ago
January 1st, 1970.
Default Unix-based date
The "Anna PIN- koodi" means "give a pin code" its finnish
I laughed way too much when he said it haha
Oooh hahahahaha thanks!
Yep, the pronunciation was absolutely hilarious (at least for a Finnish person (or at least me))
Hit me like a wall with that, kiesus en oottanu näkeväni tätä täs osios mut toisaalt koko suomen kieli on melkost software goree.
@@Saxhen Älä muuta sano!
Sama 😂
The glitch is the missing numbers
Anna pin koodi is Finnish for "enter pin"
Other languages aren't a glitch Damien
He said it so poorly that I (a finnish person) didn't realize it was finnish..
When I saw it I was like: "Wait a fucking minute." Then happened realization and I was like: "Mites hemmetissä tää tänne on eksyny?"
That wording was intentional.
Same for -31MB thing. This is NOT a glitch, and the one who posted it should hang themselves. This literally means that 31MB of space will be removed, what's so hard?! I don't understand these people
@@alluseri dude you don't need to tell people to kill themselves to tell people something
when someone posts a comment with "finnish" and so every finnish gets mad when emkay doesn't say it right, someone who is a NOT finnish person. their language is complicated
8:17 is VR at its finest
Me: *looks at a softwaregore
Also me: I can smell... MALWARE
“What’s your sexuality? Yes or no”
Um um Um maybe?
9:17 thats just enchanting table language dont worry man
its actually similar to some symbols in an old underrated indie game "Iji"
0:08 I swear i can hear Demian say "two one-- What's up guys and welcome back to EmKay"
(3:50) Someone managed to take that photo in... 2066?
4:37 that happens *ALL THE TIME*
*EVERYTHING IS GOOD*
I like ice cream
i watch dank meems for a living so do I, so do I...
i watch dank meems for a living Good for you
@@beenv. good for you too
@@avalonqt6285 good for you too too
this is too much its the funniest subreddit in my opinion
10:55 I love that is says Functional in the ad as well.
0:45
There's nothing wrong there, he's just buying sharpness V
Aight.
i mad becuse u pick
h
aight
Wouldnt that be more 9:16?
11:03 now that’s what I call satisfying gore.
Never thought I’d here satisfying and gore in the same sentence
@@ozzie6447 😂
@@ozzie6447 doom
solitaire cards after you win
11:037
everybody gangsta till the cash register starts speaking enchanting table language
3:31 people who watch whole streams be like (I also watch full streams):
Damien: sees a funny joke
Nose: *I* *N* *H* *A* *L* *E*
throat: *W* *H* *E* *E* *Z* *E*
Damien: *mute*
this took a while
This was a mistake
100th liek I feel accomplished
When the cash register starts speaking enchanting table: 0:41
It’s what happens when Cthulhu swipes his credit card
7:59
This really reminds me of that one Glitch in Battlefield. What happens is that the Battleship randomly shoot out of the water and lands on well-land. Yeah.
Good ol’ days
I find it fascinating that Damien can read gibberish perfectly
His laugh is sooooo pure
Indeed
Beautiful
I think so
But his Twitter isn't
@@otabekaltin9184 timing
3:45 I showed that to my sister, now she’s dancing on the floor
Nice
Man she loved it
Harlem shake
5:38 ok but the Minecraft book was adorable idk
Damien’s wheeze is what gets me through a lot of these videos
9:48 that supposed to happen. It happens when you remove extensions on Visual Studio.
1:03 THE NUMBERS MASON. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!
Idk....
@@preppar8872 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
So... I actually recognised the numbers. Here's what they translate to
Application Error
7:19 Congrats!
Welcome in HELL!
I'm impressed how fast Damien can read numbers. I got lost at the 3rd number most of the time.
No one:
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Damien: *CONSTINANTS*
Consonants*
Diablo Rises he meant to spell it that way, that‘s how damien said it.
Diablo Rises r/whoosh
Damn you for beating me to this comment
"I'm gonna buy the entire continent of Italy"
9:37
Hmm....
It's a little chilly in here.....
Maybe a scarf, I don’t know.
7:34
Seen it in google earth VR.
Made me Uninstall SteamVR itself.
4:39 my dumb ass tried to skip😂
Meanwhile DIO at the bank machine: NOOOOO CARDAAAAA
lmfao!!!! 🤘
Anyone had mentally reproduce the pillar man theme when he said ay ay ay? 🤔
www.reddit.com/r/softwaregore/comments/demthg/after_swiping_a_card_on_a_vending_machine_on/
@@MeCooper DIO BRO 🤘🤘🤘🤘
KONO DIO DA
No one:
Emkay: oooh you're all jiggly
1:15
Is that HEXADECIMAL!
hexadecimal string but the numbers are converted to decimal
i think
6:23 That's level 256, it's actually part of the game machine itself! There's actually a version that cuts to the chase and shows you it immediately on level 2!