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“I know I’m a nerd, shut up” says Lexi, the narrator everyone loves watching specifically for the nerdiness
Ikr
Ikr
Hammed burger (start a chain)
@@Prototype_Gamez no
And for being the cute trans cat.
Lexi is perfect for this. She either knows exactly what's going on, or she's having as much of a stroke as the computer is.
She?
@@Esotilin2lasecuela yes Lexi is a girl
@@Esotilin2lasecuela did you not now she's a girl
@@Esotilin2lasecuela she's trans
Well i didn't know, they don't show their faces so I thought it was a man because of her voice.
Lexi and this subreddit were made for each other its always gold
Yes, it is the perfect combo in existence xD
And r/hardwaregore too.
why do i feel like, the channel is kinds ded?
@@eyes5877 cause you dont enjoy it anymore? lmao but i think its fine and alive
@@cobalt1027 eh kindof
0:43 "I know I'm a nerd, shut up"
This made me smile so much, I instantly knew I started the right video to settle down after watching a 2 hours full playthrough of an emotional / horror game; I'm not even a minute in, and I'm already feeling much better! Thanks Lexi
Videos narrated by Lexi are always amazing. I do miss her intro though.
They are! Also bring back the intro! Lol
Her?
@@witherking6651 shes trans
@@witherking6651 Yes. Her. Lexi is trans. It has been mentioned multiple times on all of the videos she narrates. Please go forth with this information and do not harass her.
@@somewhatdementedauthor9371 Oh. I am not an avid watcher, I didn’t know that. Thanks.
I love Lexi's narrations. She is a force of chaos, and I hope she never changes.
Not really softwaregore but still really painful:
Sometimes my CZcams app on mobile sh!ts itself and when I try to scroll down it scrolls up and when I try to scroll up it gets faster
That isn't your device. It happens to all of us. Sometimes CZcams will randomly scroll to the top of the page. Happens on both mobile and desktop. It's a scripting problem in CZcams.
I thought that it was just me!
happens to me a lot lol
mobile youtube app has a LOT of bugs
@@icyan393such as not being able to change the video quality
yay lexi! i love when she narrates! this subreddit is perfect for lexi the "nerd"
Most definitely
She?
@@Shaynimations yep, Lexi is trans female!
@@Shaynimations yes! lexi is trans and uses she/her pronouns!
how u guys know ?
Everyone's worried about AI becoming sentient. I don't think we are anywhere near that yet but if AI ever gained sentience it would quickly realize it shares a planet with a bunch of idiots and destroy itself so it doesn't have to exist on the same plane as humans.
ai never could become sentient unless we put a person's mind inside of one, and then it would be a cyborg
A.I. becomes sentient: "I don't want to live on this planet any more" *self-destructs*
@@superluigidummy Programming is basically an electronic version of how our brains and bodies operate. Just nerves and veins are our "cables".
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla but no matter how complicated an ai is, it always follows a protocol, so while it may seem sentient, it never will be
@@superluigidummy Self-learning is something we already have in some machines. As of right now all we need is a way to lift the restrictions (basically allowing an AI to create it's own code) and they have sentience. I don't think we are anywhere near doing that yet but it's still possible.
1:13 “Somebody’s going to set the moon on fire!”
Love you, Lexi! You make my day better when I click on a video and I hear your voice narrating.
Tech episode with Lexi is always a delite
Delight*
Nah, delite is good
De: Lite (Free | Install)
(two years later)
De: Full Game (34.99$ | Buy)
i love the moments where the editors, narrators and others just mess around with each other, it adds so much personality to this channel :)
ah I shouldn't have watch this with lower back pain...laughing hurts :D worth it though for Lexi and my favorite Subreddit
Very worth it
Lexi is too pure for her own good! When she narrates, my day/night instantly gets better! Love ya platonically Lexi! ❤️
Her?
@@witherking6651 yeah Lexi is a (trans) girl ^^
@@milio-cutie Oh.
I don't know why Lexi saying "the big squish" amused me so much
The trophies one isn’t a glitch, they probably have 2 golds or something left which gives you more percentage.
But if those are the last two trophies, then wouldn't that be a glitch, then? 10/12 = 83%. I might be missing something here.
@@bluestreaker9242 No, bronze, silver, and gold give you different amounts. In this case they might have 10 bronze but need two golds or something like that.
@@EddilyKitty Ooooh...gotcha. That's bizarre. :/
That is interesting, I never knew this and I own a PlayStation.
@@princedoge2510 Well that was a guess on my part, hence the “or something” part on a previous comment.
Congrats on owning a free game BTW
They're just trying out a new drink for Nigerians
They like the spicy stuff
spice
as a Nigerian i can confirm yes they are looking for the perfect drink for us
@@sucroseConnoisseur indeed
To be fair, Mountain Dew now has a Flamin' Hot flavor, which I thought was just Flamin' Hot Cheeto flavored Mountain Dew. At this point, considering how many flavors of Mountain Dew there are, I wouldn't be surprised if that's a thing somewhere in the world.
Loved the comment about the moon being on fire! Unfortunately if you live in Texas or Arizona you might know what that feels like. Thank you so much throwing that narration into my life Lexi! You are the perfect voice for this video!
I'm a simple man, I see software, I hear Lexi, I click like
3:22
Yeah this actually happened to me the other day, it took up 4,000 megabytes of my memory just by trying to run in the background. The worst part is I didn’t even want it open, it just opens by itself sometimes.
Me too i played a game it crash
Pretty sure the correct term here would be background process iirc.
3:50 I think I know what this is caused by.
Normally, strings (lengths of characters) in a computer are stored in a 1 byte per character format. OpenGL or the application also likely handles strings like this.
However, Windows likes to deal with 2 byte strings instead, known as "wide strings". Because of this, if you pass a 1 byte string into a function that takes a 2 byte string, then this happens, because the computer can't tell whether 2 bytes are two 1 byte characters or one 2 byte character, so it goes with whatever was implemented.
what happens if you pass in an odd number of 1-byte characters?
man i missed lexi, she’s my favorite narrator! and softwaregore is thw perfect sub for her, lol!
It's always fun seeing Lexi tackle a tech based subreddit.
I absolutely LOVE this! Lexi is honestly my favorite narrator. She's perfect for this, and it absolutely made my day! I love her sense of humor!
LEXI IS MY FAVORITE NARRATOR SHE IS LEGIT A LEGEND 😍
But he's a boy?
@@user-gc9sw2ym9z um, no she’s a woman.
@@user-gc9sw2ym9z PLS nobody explain him once again.
He could search in other video to understand
@@user-gc9sw2ym9z what? I'm pretty sure she's a girl...
WHY ARE WE YELLING
it's fine, Monika's just shortly taken over your divice good luck
The moon on fire was great.
Also 5:40 I would be more concerned about the suns...
Edit: Nevermind on the second one.
I can't wait to see how technology has failed us again
I'm very interested in how people manage to break their phones and tablets. I live in Canada and never had problems with my phones even once. Is it just like an American thing or are these people just doing dumb things to their electronics?
same here, my iPad broke a while ago but it was dropped from a long distance on a hardwood floor on an angle soooo
@@ViktorySubliminals That'll do it.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla The most durable iPhone is literally glass
@@Joetino I wouldn't call any Iphone durable. I've had Android phones that survived out in rainstorms and being dropped like five times on the floor and still worked fine.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla That’s what I mean
Gotta love when tech goes stupid. For example last night I was trying to use OBS to stream on twitch and for whatever reason it REFUSES to connect to my twitch. And I have never had an issue before. Just kept saying it couldn't find the channel no matter what I did. No clue why. Tried everything I could think of. Never did get it working
Lexi narrating r/softwaregore is probably my favourite Emkay combination
Lexi is always perfect for these kinds of subreddits
0:33 that’s 748.63 days (rounded to 2 dp)
We’re almost close to getting that gift
when you un-ham the hamburger: *tis but a burger*
The Hamburgler is coming for you for this comment.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla OH NO *proceeds to run for my life*
@@tweekedupkid No one can escape... The Hamburgler.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla NOOOOO
I was actually hoping this would be another Lexi video, because I love finding out the many things we can agree on. R/Softwaregore videos should only be narrated by Lexi, because she's the IT person out of all of the narrators, and she understands what the problem is.
Notably the title says “hammed burger”. This makes it 10x funnier.
that sign really do make you say "what in hamnation?"
1:15
Lexi, also know as Shadow the Hedgehog
1:33 he probably made multiple pre moves (because of the red squares everywhere) and is trying to pass it off as “breaking chess”
Yes i agree. That is just for views
So at 7:03 that’s 3 sextillion, 922 quintillion, 219 quadrillion km. For an average speed of 2 billion 147 million 483 thousand 647 km/h. Or, ya know. 596 million, 523 thousand, 235.278 meters per second. To put that in perspective, the speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second m/s. This dude, according to his software, was traveling 1.99 times faster than the speed of light.
If that happen irl he would end up travelling back in time.
I am glad about seeing the news thing. Seems to be a bug (Hopefully) because I already suspected it might be a miner trojan. (Had one removed shortly beforehand)
I love this subreddit
Lexi is the BEST narrator on Emkay. Love the kitty!
"news intrests " is relatable, i had to force end task everytime i turn on my computer for the last week
The News & Interests issue happened to me the other day, task manager literally crashed three times trying to close it lol.
I love these videos. Just love them.
Me to
*Us* too!
Nvidia experience is one of those programs that tends to break itself during updates, so I'm not that surprised by it's weird bugs.
3:14 There’s no way this one is real, I bet it was done with the shortcuts app
Hot and spicy McChicken is my favorite beverage
That last one left me wondering if I should put my Minecraft loading bar on this sub
pc: **glitches**
Lexi: i commit *NOISES*
Ah, my favorite subreddit.
I like, how there ALWAYS is that one pokèmon shot.
3:32 Lexi just can't help it and has to help anyone with a computer issue. Your IT help desk heart is showing, you gotta cover that up before people start making use of it!
i was expecting the bit at the end to go "ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY PERCEEEEEENT!"
Clearly this owns an airfryer.
Lexi is my fav narrator because she is so animated
edit: Thanks so much to everyone in the replies defending trans rights. I can't believe there is a transphobe lurking around these comments.
who is lexi?
@@Wulesh the narrator
@@Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger that sounds like a man?
@@Wulesh excuse me, w h a t
trans people are not.. objects????
why did you say one of “those?”
@@Wulesh the narrator on this video?
1:39 when you use the wrong character encoding
3:23 That happened to me recently. I was getting close to going to bed and noticed things were slower on my computer. I decided to open task manager and I saw the same thing but it was taking up 25 GB of memory.
The GeForce experience acting up is way better than my stupid "video tdr failure"
7:59 i have gotten this before, i think they weight the trophies to progressively give more % (i.e. Golds give more % than a bronze or silver)
i love the r/Softwaregore videos
Fav subreddit
As an Alaskan, the fact that the rest of the world has water in the sky that makes MORE water fall from the sky is disturbing.
2:31 Ah yes, Monkey Name, my favourite tower.
Me: hi uhm... I'd take a hot and spicy mcchicken?
Wendy's employee: sir this is a hot topic drive thru
* I love chaos
8:10 I can do the pokemon go one at will! Something with the last update, when you scroll down on the pokemon stats then swipe to the next pokemon, the next pokemon will spawn in where it thinks the middle of your screen was, which is not the platform. (swiping again fixes it) try it at home!
For reference, 970°F is well above the melting point of zinc, and hotter than the daytime on Mercury.
Also, 2147483647 km/h is almost twice the speed of light. The distance travelled was a little over 414577924 light years. For context, that's far enough to leave our galaxy and travel way further than the Andromeda galaxy.
HEY I MADE IT ONTO AN EMKAY VIDEO LETSGOOOOO!!! Seriously though, this is my dream so thanks Lexi!! (I’m the person who was trying to see options for their Switch Pro controller on their Mac haha)
Editing to tell you that the Switch Pro controller DOES work with my Mac but not with Steam rendering it essentially useless 🥲
Can still play Celeste though which is great!
7:58 I think this one might be working as intended. Unless I'm mistaken it counts certain harder to get achievements more than easyer ones.
5:04
That’s not software gore, that’s an actual Pokémon go glitch where if you scroll the the bottom of a Pokémon thing, swipe to the next Pokémon the next Pokémon will be below where it’s supposed to be
on the last one it just wants to keep you there FOREVER
The news and interests thing is due to a massive memory leak. On my PC I have 64 GB, and N&E was using 55 of it.
4:14 don’t worry it’s just some bald guy with a cape
Can we call this "when technology has a stroke?" I keep thinking that everytime i see something like this happen.
Lexi is my favorite narrator by far because of the voices 😂
I remember my computer once froze so badly a popup appeared saying 'Microsoft Windows: This program is not responding'
My volume was all the way up for a second and I forgot. Therefore, OH MY GOD MY EARS SEND HELP
No help for you.
3:24 happened to me too, just yesterday actually. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen happen to my laptop.
News and interest: "hehe, got you wallet"
i saw a sign board at one of the local fast food joints that has been blue screened for 2 months now
4:15 that isn't just a fun fact, that's Saitama using 0.1% of his power to get to the food sale
7:05 he got a trip to neptune
Mate, he went far past the moon. At his average speed, and I did the calculations, he was traveling 1.99 times faster than the speed of light. My man’s was traveling at 596,523,235.278 m/s
I watch these just as much to laugh as I do for information
1:09 hold on to your phosphorous, triethylborane, and silane!
Lexi is my favorite narrator! Love you, Lexi!
4:20 actually i have seen that thing multiple times when trying to open discord so that's absolutely okay
When Google offered "free unlimited backup" with google photos, it actually takes up space on your Google Drive and will go beyond the amount of storage you have. But you won't be able to receive anything like email
At 8:01 I may have an explanation. I play on PlayStation and (iirc) the app's percentage counts DLC trophies in that percentage. I don't play Apex so I don't know if they have DLC trophies but if it does, then (once again, iirc) the DLC trophies are why that percentage is like that.
Whoooo yeah baby! Thats what i've been waiting for! Software gore!
2:32 btd6 is bloons tower defense 6
Bloons******
@@professionallydumbassprotogen i was unsure if it was bloons or balloons and i went with balloons 😅
Never played any of the games but I think I would like them from what I have seen
4:44 how the UK felt a few weeks ago (It reached 40 Celsius in some places)
5:15 its free... for a price
Have not even watched the video just happy Lexi's narrator today
Immediately after seeing the thumbnail.
"Welcome to McDonald's. Would you like a fucking Beesechurger?"
Please, I just want to see my family again.
"Chimken nuggit"
1:21 oh look somone possibly got a virus
2:27 BTD6 is short for Bloons Tower Defense 6. Its a wholesome and quite enjoyable tower defense game about monkeys fighting against balloons, or Bloons as they're called.
2:00 i got this sometimes when i was using windows 10, it was really weird and id say happened almost everyday, it has stopped now btw
Yeah, the news and interests thing was an issue I had a while back, where it would keep hogging more and more RAM. Took a while to notice though, because I have 32 GB. But yeah, it became such an issue, that I couldn't even tell my computer to shut down, because there was that little RAM left. I had to hold the power button.
"Hot and spicy chicken " I thought this was only coffee and other drinks
Also Lexi was made for this subreddit
5:43 It's not a great battle, both of those clouds just "love" the sun very, very much.