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  • @xM4rcuz
    @xM4rcuz Před 5 lety +4299

    at the doctor:
    "soooo what gender is the baby?"
    "...it's an international high school visit at ho chi minh city on march 19th! congrats!"

  • @spookykitty9871
    @spookykitty9871 Před 6 lety +5755

    Dating a bomb is a real blast actually

    • @MarshalDoesStuff
      @MarshalDoesStuff  Před 6 lety +823

      I hate you. You're a genius.

    • @Mr011i3
      @Mr011i3 Před 6 lety +199

      IKR it can really blow you away how high you feel when it explodes all over your face
      that got dirtier than i thought im sorry

    • @spookykitty9871
      @spookykitty9871 Před 6 lety +244

      You have to be careful though, they tend to have explosive personalities

    • @RonaldMcJuicy
      @RonaldMcJuicy Před 6 lety +15

      yeah

    • @ilhanbabacan790
      @ilhanbabacan790 Před 6 lety +25

      get out...

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před 4 lety +1172

    If you're ever feeling sad, just remember:
    :(
    Your P

    • @spencerheadlookingass5734
      @spencerheadlookingass5734 Před 4 lety +8

      Sadest thing ever

    • @savagecake3185
      @savagecake3185 Před 3 lety +14

      P is for perfect

    • @theunknownguy1527
      @theunknownguy1527 Před 3 lety +5

      P is for pp and ur pp has crashed and can't do shrex anymore

    • @yorforgerlover
      @yorforgerlover Před 3 lety +1

      @The Ping Spoofer 14 i wish i remembered the guy that got his pp cut off in pewdiepies the last of us 2 livestream dang it

    • @raquelbraga6830
      @raquelbraga6830 Před 3 lety +2

      @@savagecake3185 actually P is for priceless , the look upon your faces

  • @greenpotatopo8474
    @greenpotatopo8474 Před 4 lety +1685

    “What do you identify as?”
    “Well I identify as a male”
    *”WRONG* You identify as female!”
    “W-w-What?”

  • @rion6206
    @rion6206 Před 5 lety +4931

    *"the technology itself is more intelligent than humans"*
    :(
    Your P

  • @sanse7370
    @sanse7370 Před 6 lety +1732

    when your task manager crashes it's like a fire extinguisher catching fire

    • @tmross9256
      @tmross9256 Před 6 lety +34

      Hey that’s exactly what I said to my sister after we watch this this

    • @pyrofiregaming1008
      @pyrofiregaming1008 Před 6 lety +53

      that actually happened to me once, i was trying to shut down an app that wasn't responding but then i clicked ''shut down'' and task manager didn't respond lol

    • @sanse7370
      @sanse7370 Před 6 lety +74

      my task manager crashed, then my spotify, then my steam and finally my whole computer crashed JUST BECAUSE my task manager did it first. basically my computer said "whoa he does it i do it too"

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND Před 6 lety +34

      Even worse, when the "this program is not responding, close program" window crashes

    • @oofxd9619
      @oofxd9619 Před 6 lety +7

      Sanse when I went to crashsafari.com my task manager went “not responding” and then my computer froze for like 2 minutes

  • @lizlee8715
    @lizlee8715 Před 4 lety +535

    "Russia is located in Russia"
    *ah yes the floor here is made out of floor*

  • @violetcaster4644
    @violetcaster4644 Před 4 lety +1112

    Me: I really need to study for this test.
    My last brain cell: *YOUR P*

  • @DG-ek8qr
    @DG-ek8qr Před 6 lety +1905

    It’s a crisp -3602 degrees, we recommend a light sweater.

    • @drgabe2908
      @drgabe2908 Před 6 lety +98

      This is the temperature canadians start wearing light jackets

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 Před 6 lety +62

      This is the temperature for us alaskans start to sweat.

    • @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315
      @chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 Před 6 lety +32

      Fun fact: Absolute zero, the coldest temperature possible, is -459.7° F. Make of that what you will.

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 Před 6 lety +2

      I litterly thought about this as I looked at the comment...XD

    • @snozzyozzy6394
      @snozzyozzy6394 Před 6 lety

      I thought it was -346.49 or something like that.

  • @peterharris3679
    @peterharris3679 Před 6 lety +3249

    :(
    Your p

  • @SNICKRRDOODLES
    @SNICKRRDOODLES Před 5 lety +601

    Instead of saying "yeet", from now on I will say "yote".

  • @ace-of-space2004
    @ace-of-space2004 Před 4 lety +173

    -3602 F translates to roughly -2019 C, which is -1746 K. At that temperature, the molecules in your body are more still than still, so yea you're dead the moment the air touches your skin

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 Před 2 lety +10

      That's how you freeze time

    • @JoeJohnson-mk4qd
      @JoeJohnson-mk4qd Před rokem +16

      "more than still" This sounds like something at the beginning of a physics lecture that will make your re-contemplate the existence of the universe.

    • @jopu7004
      @jopu7004 Před rokem +6

      Also know as the temperature the Finnish people put on a light jacket

    • @KaneLivesInDeath
      @KaneLivesInDeath Před rokem +2

      ​​​​​​​​@@jopu7004Ngative 1746 K? Meaning Kelvin?
      If so, isn't 0 degrees Kelvin so cold that Atoms freeze? Or does the Kelvin system work differently compared to Celsius/Fahrenheit?
      Or was the dash a typo lol
      EDIT: just looked it up, 0 degrees Kelvin is the same as the term Absolute Zero... If that's the case, then it's considered a scientific impossibility to go lower than 0 K.
      Honestly, I thought 0 K was way down in the negatives with Celsius, like somewhere under -100,000 C or so lol

    • @DrSpaceman69
      @DrSpaceman69 Před 10 měsíci

      @@KaneLivesInDeathyep kelvin doesn’t go to negatives..

  • @summeryim
    @summeryim Před 5 lety +711

    R.I.P
    Brendan
    1997-2018
    Being roasted by Adobe Photoshop

  • @frickenfrocken5446
    @frickenfrocken5446 Před 5 lety +4193

    :(
    your p

    • @smyokie
      @smyokie Před 5 lety +155

      :(
      Your PC ran in We're jus
      For more anforma
      if you call a suppor
      DRI

    • @thesexer69
      @thesexer69 Před 5 lety +54

      :(
      Your p

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis Před 5 lety +68

      :(
      Yo

    • @atewin99
      @atewin99 Před 5 lety +5

      selxria oh no

    • @mkmarcy100
      @mkmarcy100 Před 5 lety +26

      *Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd*
      Šōmęthįńg Hàppęñêd

  • @BIT-pn2bn
    @BIT-pn2bn Před 4 lety +110

    As a Japanese citizen I can confirm that ふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふふ does mean
    “It is a 5-minute walk from the hotel, which has been fully renovated and fully-furnished”

  • @yanachernov4087
    @yanachernov4087 Před 4 lety +168

    1:43 You know what’s worst than a broken digital sign...
    A SIGN WRITTEN WITH COMIC SANS FONT!

  • @0oh_no
    @0oh_no Před 5 lety +540

    5:22
    -Hey what hour is it?
    -Oh, yeah it's about nine and *cOuGh*

    • @helpme-7855
      @helpme-7855 Před 5 lety +20

      Me: teacher what time is it
      Teacher: its about nine and *AcK*

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 4 lety +8

      Me: Mom, what time is it?
      Mom: Oh yeah, it's about nine and *AckoUGh*

    • @IBobI
      @IBobI Před 4 lety +1

      It's nine and 29smskoeie28398msjos

    • @DeliriousPersona
      @DeliriousPersona Před 4 lety

      Someone: Hey sorry can you say what hour is it?
      Me:
      Oh, yeah, it's about nine and *hAcKs uP a HaIrBaLl*

    • @InfinityKid-qh7wj
      @InfinityKid-qh7wj Před 3 lety +1

      9:2𝐁

  • @ruilmonsezhi4088
    @ruilmonsezhi4088 Před 6 lety +346

    Mental note: when making bank account, put all the emojis.

    • @xandocommando
      @xandocommando Před 6 lety +30

      if an emoji breaks your entire infrastructure that means something is wrong lol

    • @gabriel77196
      @gabriel77196 Před 6 lety +41

      How to break capitalism

    • @nopewipe8900
      @nopewipe8900 Před 6 lety +24

      This is why we have communism

    • @GuiSmith
      @GuiSmith Před 6 lety +10

      How to destroy an ASCII-based server system 101

    • @medinywaw7435
      @medinywaw7435 Před 6 lety +1

      What about a bank heist that be good way to fry the systems

  • @Silent_YES
    @Silent_YES Před 4 lety +103

    *do you really want to exist without saving?*
    Me: yes
    Thanos: *snaps*
    Me: oh boi

    • @lybon6972
      @lybon6972 Před 3 lety

      undertale challenges:

    • @-Solidwater
      @-Solidwater Před 3 lety

      @@lybon6972 *distant no-hit Merg noises*

  • @hotpikachusex
    @hotpikachusex Před 4 lety +252

    3:10 i was born on march 19
    My birthday is now a gender wow

  • @daniyaaalx
    @daniyaaalx Před 6 lety +572

    3:17 *_Do you really wanna exist without saving?_*

  • @NollyProject
    @NollyProject Před 6 lety +1334

    I love how humans running the Zootopia account quickly began typing “please don’t” over and over after what the bot said

  • @edmcsteve2156
    @edmcsteve2156 Před 4 lety +47

    1:18 personally my favourite Shakespeare quote is "eat my leek"

    • @trinityharris1771
      @trinityharris1771 Před 4 lety

      Wat...

    • @Azazel.719
      @Azazel.719 Před 3 lety

      Wait what?

    • @tapiokadesu8505
      @tapiokadesu8505 Před 2 lety

      Hatsune Miku: 😳

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před rokem

      Eat my leek in front of a leaky freaky tiki in the Enchanted Tiki Room

    • @Spingebil
      @Spingebil Před rokem

      GOWER: - Nay, that’s right. But why wear you your leek today? Saint Davy’s day is past.
      FLUELLEN: - There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things. I will tell you ass my friend, Captain Gower. The rascally, scald, beggarly, lousy, pragging knave Pistol, which you and yourself and all the world know to be no petter than a fellow, look you now, of no merits, he is come to
      me and prings me pread and salt yesterday, look you, and bid me eat my leek. It was in a place where 10 I could not breed no contention with him, but I will be so bold as to wear it in my cap till I see him once again, and then I will tell him a little piece of my desires.
      It’s from Henry V,
      ACT 5, Scene 1.

  • @holo911
    @holo911 Před 5 lety +698

    Mum: So what's his gender..?
    Doctor: Its...a..
    Doctor: INTERNATIONAL HIGH SCHOOL VISIT AT HO CHI MINH CITY AT MARCH 19!
    Mum: OMG!
    Dad: OMG!
    Me: did i mention march 19

  • @darksentinel082
    @darksentinel082 Před 6 lety +1378

    20% of comments: Actually good comment
    30% of comments: Gender joke from that one part
    50% of comments: *DAMMIT STEVE*

    • @WhatduzzitMean
      @WhatduzzitMean Před 6 lety +4

      DarkSentinel 082 I was gonna say something clever but I couldn't think of anything so hello pal

    • @Laki2
      @Laki2 Před 6 lety +9

      Brendan's an idiot. Steve is innocent.

    • @Laki2
      @Laki2 Před 6 lety +7

      Could not complete my comment because Brendan’s an id [{ERROR}]
      x != 80469530 = True
      x > 80469530 = False
      x == 80469530 = False
      x >= 80469530 = False
      x

    • @batfat4667
      @batfat4667 Před 6 lety +4

      Your p

    • @darksentinel082
      @darksentinel082 Před 6 lety

      Okay guys I admit I forgot some ._.

  • @kylebuchanan4129
    @kylebuchanan4129 Před 5 lety +933

    Roses Are Red,
    My Screen is Blue,
    I Think I Deleted System 32

    • @cjthomp2005
      @cjthomp2005 Před 5 lety +16

      Ok jokes aside I think the computer would just stop working since the BSOD probably originates from that folder

    • @ParacosmicEscapism
      @ParacosmicEscapism Před 5 lety +2

      Ststem32 is for dlls you’d still see blue screen

    • @3dblue255
      @3dblue255 Před 4 lety +5

      Hooty Fox
      I accidentally deleted that on my old laptop after something happened 😂

    • @cocoa4548
      @cocoa4548 Před 4 lety +9

      Errors are red
      My screen is blue
      There was a folder
      Called systems 32

    • @localextremist2839
      @localextremist2839 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tommy3747 more like unoriginal and copied

  • @Matty_20
    @Matty_20 Před 4 lety +79

    4:50 when you accidentally open your closed tabs from last night and you have multiple youtube videos on them and they all start playing

  • @jacksonmitton999
    @jacksonmitton999 Před 4 lety +50

    As someone who identifies as international high school visit at ho chi Minh City at March 19, we're a pretty oppressed sexuality.

  • @xandermorales4545
    @xandermorales4545 Před 5 lety +777

    6:20 you were supposed to destroy them goddamit, not join them

  • @SOUNDWAVE98
    @SOUNDWAVE98 Před 6 lety +1289

    *Battery-saving app gets battery drainage warning*
    Congratulations you played yourself

  • @alexleo172
    @alexleo172 Před 4 lety +54

    Please don't
    Please don't
    Please don't
    *P L E A S E D O N ' T*
    Pĺéáśé đóńť
    PlEaSe DoN't

    • @justsomerobloxvids1791
      @justsomerobloxvids1791 Před 4 lety

      Leong Kum Fatt
      -Please don’t-
      *Please don’t*
      _Please don’t_
      *-Please don’t-*
      _-Please don’t-_
      *_Please don’t_*
      *_-Please don’t-_*

    • @starrlinqs
      @starrlinqs Před 4 lety

      𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒕
      ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ
      𝔓𝔩𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔢 𝔡𝔬𝔫𝔱
      ρꪶꫀꪖ𝘴ꫀ ᦔꪮꪀ𝓽
      𝓹𝓵𝓮𝓪𝓼𝓮 𝓭𝓸𝓷𝓽

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 Před rokem

      Suicide by bunny cop

  • @ThePredatorYT-kl9dr
    @ThePredatorYT-kl9dr Před 4 lety +37

    1:53 Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox Před 5 lety +3037

    We all exist without saving, that's why we don't remember the womb.

  • @MysticMimikyu355
    @MysticMimikyu355 Před 6 lety +6304

    Something happened

  • @w0lfy89
    @w0lfy89 Před 4 lety +35

    My therapist: how's your day going?
    Me: 4:22

  • @spacemoth4973
    @spacemoth4973 Před 4 lety +20

    *"Something happened"*
    [Insert the SpongeBob mind scene when everything is on fire]

  • @echinox2460
    @echinox2460 Před 5 lety +699

    His code is weak, OS unsteady, garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spaghetti, is nervous, But on the service he looks calm and ready to drop ROMs, but he keeps on formating, when he wrote down the whole crowd goes glitchy.

    • @TheMuro22
      @TheMuro22 Před 5 lety +12

      Windowsem : OS yourself

    • @caitlinrix294
      @caitlinrix294 Před 5 lety +42

      HE OPENS THE PROGRAMME, IT WON'T LOAD SOMEHOW
      HE'S BROKEN HOW
      HAVE TO REINSTALL IT, OW
      FREE TRIAL'S RUN OUT
      MUST PAY FULL PRICE NOW

    • @BappO-is-me
      @BappO-is-me Před 5 lety +2

      Yes

    • @masteroogway2725
      @masteroogway2725 Před 5 lety +12

      @@caitlinrix294 Snap back to reality,
      No he won't run it
      It's broken
      He knows that
      But he wants it
      So bad

    • @Venicouse
      @Venicouse Před 5 lety +2

      fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed Před 6 lety +205

    I identify as an International High School Visit at Home Chi Minh City at March 19.

  • @sperg.t2943
    @sperg.t2943 Před 5 lety +22

    6:20 We lost earth's best defender

  • @AuriPigeonery
    @AuriPigeonery Před 5 lety +35

    Windows update:
    "Alright your update is 100% done please do don't turn off your pc"
    *next sec*
    "Windows updates not responding"

  • @fear_toxin
    @fear_toxin Před 5 lety +718

    3:02 finally, all nine genders

    • @joselecactus2769
      @joselecactus2769 Před 5 lety +22

      Wait, you didn't know them
      How did you graduate

    • @RokkuDarius
      @RokkuDarius Před 5 lety

      why are you everywhere

    • @CookieJar2025
      @CookieJar2025 Před 5 lety +11

      My gender is
      International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19

    • @andrewhazard7190
      @andrewhazard7190 Před 5 lety

      Im Highschool visit on March 17 wbu?

    • @sbjoha
      @sbjoha Před 5 lety

      Since when did you comment in markiplier's mashed potato bath challenge?

  • @Lucid_Eyes
    @Lucid_Eyes Před 6 lety +185

    1:42 Ok, for those who were wondering, -3602 degrees Fahrenheit is equal to -2018.9 degrees Celsius.
    It's 2018 BABY!

  • @jodieburton1827
    @jodieburton1827 Před 3 lety +8

    The fact that it seems a real person took over the Zootopia bot just to beg the person to live is oddly wholesome and made me smile for some reason ^_^

  • @majorgeneralexcaperr2583
    @majorgeneralexcaperr2583 Před 4 lety +16

    Trying to talk to popular people:
    4:49

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 Před 6 lety +1067

    Something happened.
    Something happened?
    Something happened!
    SOMETHING HAPPENED!?
    *SOMETHING HAPPENED!*

  • @VoidFoxxx
    @VoidFoxxx Před 6 lety +494

    * Task manager (Not responding) *
    Me: He could save others from death but not himself.

    • @Wolfenry
      @Wolfenry Před 6 lety +9

      fucking died with this lmao

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 Před 6 lety +10

      Ironic

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL Před 6 lety +1

      The Cheese Man May I request where you got your profile pic? It's for scientific purposes /s

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 Před 6 lety +6

      Dude Lmao
      It’s called Kaicho Onegai Shimasu the actual doujinshi is just your basic loli gangbang it’s about a 6.5/10 for me

    • @DLBBALL
      @DLBBALL Před 6 lety +1

      The Cheese Man Thank you. The progress of science marches forward.
      Edit: The fuck did I just see, a submissive president?

  • @bipbooper
    @bipbooper Před 4 lety +159

    My Parents: ‘What do you identify as?’
    Me: ‘Well I identify as Male’
    My Parents: ‘WRONG! YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!’
    Me: ‘W-w-what?’

  • @blubobbie
    @blubobbie Před 4 lety +47

    Marshall: _"task manager please respond"_
    CZcams: "hey we suggest sweet victory by SpongeBob SquarePants"

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes Před 6 lety +882

    Error [X]
    *This driver can't*
    [ *OK* ]

    • @rosoms
      @rosoms Před 5 lety +6

      Mart Hommes YES IT CAN YOU CAN DO IT DRIVER

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 Před 5 lety +4

      Mart Hommes aYes it CAN IT JUST DOESNT BELIEVE IN ITSELF!
      I DONT GIVE. A DAMN I LOOK AT IT AND I KNOW TYAT IT CAN!

    • @carlduckworth400
      @carlduckworth400 Před 5 lety

      739 Lok Cuber same

    • @vehicleboi5598
      @vehicleboi5598 Před 5 lety +1

      Error [X]
      YES DRIVER GO GO GO PRINT!
      WE BELIVE IN YOU! GO!!!!!
      drivery happ
      [Applaud driver] [Be rude and don’t]

    • @foxyman9485
      @foxyman9485 Před 5 lety

      Mart Hommes
      Fuck you stupid

  • @DLBBALL
    @DLBBALL Před 6 lety +363

    Task Manager not responding is genuinely horrifying.

    • @aerbon
      @aerbon Před 6 lety +24

      power button is not responding

    • @jlco
      @jlco Před 6 lety +6

      Why? Happens to me all the time.
      Then again... long story short, this video is basically a highlight reel of me with technology.

    • @jlco
      @jlco Před 6 lety +3

      Wait, how did they even get a screenshot of that?

    • @dustycrustyhomelessman1648
      @dustycrustyhomelessman1648 Před 6 lety +2

      that's when you unplug the computer and cry

    • @nathangenre1585
      @nathangenre1585 Před 6 lety

      Yeah. That's............... horrifying.

  • @gdkeyesey0788
    @gdkeyesey0788 Před 3 lety +13

    I only realised he said “Dont be a ‘дебил’”

  • @taurinetrashmann259
    @taurinetrashmann259 Před 3 lety +6

    Imagine crashing an entire banking system (which, by nature of handling super important tasks like keeping transactions secure, is extraordinarily complex) by using an emoji. Not on purpose, not because they’re a hacker, but simply because the program was blindsided by something it had never seen before.
    Reminds me of when Rick made the whole space colony lose their shit and leave earth “by changing a one to a zero”

  • @majorgeneralexcaperr2583
    @majorgeneralexcaperr2583 Před 5 lety +1189

    :(
    Your PC ran in Were jus
    For more anforma
    If you call a suppor
    DRI

  • @kozlowskinator6056
    @kozlowskinator6056 Před 5 lety +437

    Task Manager (Not Responding)
    Me: YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE CRASH NOT JOIN THEM

    • @grandma1024
      @grandma1024 Před 5 lety +49

      *you have become the very thing you sworn to destroy*

    • @kazumakanjifreak3010
      @kazumakanjifreak3010 Před 5 lety +3

      That has actually happened to me before not kidding.

    • @MCmao
      @MCmao Před 5 lety +3

      *It's over Cortana i have the high ground!*

    • @AFschizoid
      @AFschizoid Před 5 lety +1

      Gave me nightmares

    • @blanksp1_
      @blanksp1_ Před 5 lety +1

      O o f

  • @Logan4546b
    @Logan4546b Před 3 lety +7

    3:19 Whenever someone calls an emergency meeting in Among Us

  • @cutepuddleslime8201
    @cutepuddleslime8201 Před 4 lety +17

    When someone starts speaking in tongues in church: 4:49 and 5:30
    Everyone else: Press X to Doubt

  • @brenislanders
    @brenislanders Před 6 lety +703

    0:51 I feel insulted

  • @frix5145
    @frix5145 Před 5 lety +589

    5:04
    Yo
    His code is weak
    OS unsteady
    Garbage in his collector already
    CD ROM spaghetti!

    • @MemoryPhobia
      @MemoryPhobia Před 5 lety +36

      Codes are waving
      Criticizing on the settings
      Hackers ready to drop bombs
      But they’re glitches keep on forgetting
      They’re nervous
      Task manger *NOT RESPONDING*

    • @summeryim
      @summeryim Před 5 lety +2

      czcams.com/video/3WAOxKOmR90/video.html

    • @shad0wfrost
      @shad0wfrost Před 4 lety

      Ok

  • @Terumimi
    @Terumimi Před 4 lety +10

    1:30
    "Weatherman Fred Jones"
    Wow, he really did fall apart after Mystery Inc.

  • @shupp6267
    @shupp6267 Před 4 lety +8

    "I saw this great post the other day, it went like-" *Amalgamate sounds*

  • @gasa1165
    @gasa1165 Před 6 lety +2049

    damit can't stop laughing now...

  • @somedecidueye7292
    @somedecidueye7292 Před 6 lety +501

    I remember a guy who was born as a High School visit on March 17. Nice person all around.

    • @skuxboy777
      @skuxboy777 Před 6 lety +6

      Some Decidueye i my self is a Highschool visit on 26 july.

    • @zacvarg3530
      @zacvarg3530 Před 6 lety +14

      i feel that its really important for people to not have to hide behind Male or Female. Many people are born as High School Visits, and society needs to accept that.

    • @srike1571
      @srike1571 Před 6 lety +2

      I am coming clean as a Gender

    • @jeanmichellelaurent
      @jeanmichellelaurent Před 6 lety

      I identify as a college visit on November 12th

    • @thgrofficial
      @thgrofficial Před 6 lety +1

      I sexually identify as a high school visit on march 19th

  • @Twilight.Knight
    @Twilight.Knight Před 4 lety +15

    5:37 I can just see the spit flying as he's doing this 😂

  • @schottybutitsspelledlikesc6860

    3:19 everyone in among us when an emergency meeting is called:

  • @marshroverv5632
    @marshroverv5632 Před 6 lety +293

    "Amazing Russian Bombshells Want To Date You!"
    _picture of a literal russian bombshell_

  • @boio9526
    @boio9526 Před 5 lety +495

    I died at the "your P"
    Edit: I should die more often

  • @kyoniagaming7386
    @kyoniagaming7386 Před 5 lety +13

    3:21 everyone in my homeroom (including me) when there’s a lockdown and it takes more than. 30 minutes

  • @Evan_2-the_sequel
    @Evan_2-the_sequel Před 3 lety +7

    “Ok class! Today we’re doing a group project!”
    3:54

  • @galaxiez_gacha8501
    @galaxiez_gacha8501 Před 5 lety +360

    5:03 Yo, his code is weak, OS Unsteady, Garbage in his collector already, CD-ROM spagetti

  • @MrHack4never
    @MrHack4never Před 6 lety +88

    2:25 he tells the chatbot to return the code for the spam message, which in turn, breaks its workflow

    • @NGCVAlm
      @NGCVAlm Před 6 lety +8

      MrHack4never thanks, i was wondering why that happened

    • @Wulf715
      @Wulf715 Před 6 lety +8

      Someone copypaste here so I can do this?

    • @chrisspaghetti4034
      @chrisspaghetti4034 Před 6 lety +4

      Wulf715 // config/db/.js
      Module.exports ={ url : mongodb://localhost/acquisition’} this seems hella useful

    • @DJL3G3ND
      @DJL3G3ND Před 6 lety +2

      That bot must be embarrassed cuz we can see all of its responses

  • @rezapahlevi3493
    @rezapahlevi3493 Před 4 lety +1

    'An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made.'
    -Shakespreare

  • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69

    3:29 - Ahh, yes! My favorite movie as a kid!
    The Brave Little USB Wireless Keyboard.

  • @neopharmaphile9705
    @neopharmaphile9705 Před 6 lety +303

    Task Manager not responding is like, 911 not responding

    • @Mic_Glow
      @Mic_Glow Před 6 lety +26

      It's like a robbery in a police department.

    • @paragon4770
      @paragon4770 Před 6 lety +21

      The police department being swatted

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 Před 6 lety +25

      you know you're fucked when even task managers dies

    • @pancakeking78
      @pancakeking78 Před 6 lety +1

      Or when Microsoft windows dosent respond

    • @pancakeking78
      @pancakeking78 Před 6 lety +1

      I actually had that happen

  • @tracewyrm
    @tracewyrm Před 6 lety +223

    Those Russian missiles are hot asf

  • @noname-sk6zk
    @noname-sk6zk Před 5 lety +8

    I was dying of laughter throuought this entire video.

  • @alexrahnder7868
    @alexrahnder7868 Před 4 lety +11

    F in the comments for Fred Jones. He died after being outside in temperatures of -3602°F

  • @probablyhitler
    @probablyhitler Před 6 lety +351

    you really know you are screwed when task manager stops responding

    • @Alecexo
      @Alecexo Před 6 lety +6

      Probably Hitler that’s actually happened to me multiple times 😂

    • @jissimoocri4719
      @jissimoocri4719 Před 6 lety +6

      It became the thing it swore to destroy

    • @nanaa9074
      @nanaa9074 Před 6 lety +1

      Xans same

    • @probablyhitler
      @probablyhitler Před 6 lety +1

      Xans yea I’ve had the same shit laptop for years and I’ve resorted to a full shutdown to solve it because I’m impatient

    • @b-d9099
      @b-d9099 Před 6 lety

      Xans Same

  • @pcb_404
    @pcb_404 Před 5 lety +177

    4:31 is what anxiety feels like

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments Před 8 měsíci +2

    This is hilarious for some reason. I love these sorts of videos. Please make a sequel to this someday!

  • @skeledude412
    @skeledude412 Před 5 lety +8

    me:
    not trying to laugh at 3am or else my parents will kick me out the house

  • @squiddyboi3158
    @squiddyboi3158 Před 6 lety +209

    These apps may drain half your battery:
    Thanos

    • @dorijancirkveni
      @dorijancirkveni Před 6 lety +14

      CreeperLord6960 Or he'll delete half your apps to save on memory.

    • @EllySensei
      @EllySensei Před 6 lety

      I don't feel so
      Wrong joke

    • @nickfell8034
      @nickfell8034 Před 6 lety

      Mr. Apple I don’t feel so good

  • @taylorarmstrong284
    @taylorarmstrong284 Před 5 lety +512

    Finally, a website that knows i identify as Highschool Visit on March 17! So happy!

  • @geckowithahat902
    @geckowithahat902 Před 3 lety +3

    This the first video I’ve seen of yours, and I’m super impressed with the effort you put into it. Time to binge watch all of ‘em

  • @DOCPRODUCTIONS
    @DOCPRODUCTIONS Před 4 lety +3

    4:22
    *He’s speaking the language of the gods.*

  • @Kadz
    @Kadz Před 5 lety +2600

    I’ve watched this before already, please stop recommending this to me.

  • @chiquitin_o
    @chiquitin_o Před 5 lety +69

    "Oh, yeah, it's about nine-" **dying sounds**

    • @oonapatricia4141
      @oonapatricia4141 Před 5 lety

      Thomas Ducking Jeffersin *compels to include women in the sequel*

    • @chiquitin_o
      @chiquitin_o Před 5 lety +1

      @@oonapatricia4141 I should've expected that I can't get away from the fandom with this account

    • @oonapatricia4141
      @oonapatricia4141 Před 5 lety

      Thomas Ducking Jeffersin you can never escape jeffy

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Před 5 lety +1

      i feel your pain

  • @djrococ
    @djrococ Před měsícem +1

    Duuuude. I’ve been looking everywhere for this channel finally! Loved the videos back then and wanted to see em again

  • @yagirl3612
    @yagirl3612 Před 4 lety +1

    I forgot about your channel. I’m so glad this video was recommended

  • @cryo2156
    @cryo2156 Před 5 lety +348

    Task Manager (Not Responding)
    *YOU HAVE BECOME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY*

    • @acrux5298
      @acrux5298 Před 5 lety +1

      Cryopinacle I get it all the time lol

    • @h.mm.p8561
      @h.mm.p8561 Před 5 lety

      Acrux Same

    • @nihil5743
      @nihil5743 Před 5 lety +2

      Ironic... He could save others from death... but not himself

    • @justseffstuff3308
      @justseffstuff3308 Před 5 lety

      LMAO

    • @cheezandmac7224
      @cheezandmac7224 Před 5 lety +1

      I saw your profile picture and now all I can think about is Mailbox (or whatever his name was)'s voice saying that through your computer as you panic and wait for Task Manager to work.

  • @irisius7551
    @irisius7551 Před 6 lety +510

    3:26 The Brave Little USB Wireless Keyboard

  • @davidardianalim6816
    @davidardianalim6816 Před 5 lety +8

    Your PC Ran We're jus
    for more anforma
    if you call suppor
    DRI
    windows will shut dossistant will reboot yote

  • @dakotacook8865
    @dakotacook8865 Před 4 lety +1

    I LOVE YOUR EDITING SO MUCH!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tudle6049
    @tudle6049 Před 6 lety +191

    *SOMETHING HAPPENED*

  • @xaku5383
    @xaku5383 Před 5 lety +136

    Task manager is like the mom you call when your siblings are out of control.

  • @thegoldenwoomy
    @thegoldenwoomy Před 3 lety +1

    I don't know if I'm just in a giggly mood, but I couldn't stop laughing through this whole video
    Instant sub!

  • @kinkybathbombs3281
    @kinkybathbombs3281 Před 6 lety +730

    Comp: "What do identify as?"
    A person: "Well, I identify as a male"
    Comp: "WRONG, YOU IDENTIFY AS FEMALE!"
    A person: "W-What?!"

    • @GeometryBro
      @GeometryBro Před 6 lety +23

      Looks down* WHA TE FUCK HAPPENED TO ME P BOI

    • @kon.1896
      @kon.1896 Před 6 lety +22

      *Dick disappears after question*
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @elobrittjen5678
      @elobrittjen5678 Před 6 lety +5

      X and A horror skit 345 that's basically my life though

    • @CertifiedPRISM
      @CertifiedPRISM Před 6 lety +4

      N A N I ? ? ?

    • @maxskellington910
      @maxskellington910 Před 6 lety +17

      dysphoria be like.

  • @galacticfire9727
    @galacticfire9727 Před 6 lety +788

    My gender is also High school visit on March 17, finally! Some representation for the High school visit on March 17 gendered people in this world!

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic Před 6 lety +34

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE

    • @BushBumperBaker
      @BushBumperBaker Před 6 lety +10

      Galactic Fire I read that in the pyramid guy from Gravity Falls sarcastic ass tone. Lmao

    • @pswitch9553
      @pswitch9553 Před 6 lety

      I am one, too!

    • @notglitchx
      @notglitchx Před 6 lety +34

      We can't forget the people with the gender International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 tho...

    • @shizune_
      @shizune_ Před 6 lety +21

      I'm International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19 and im happy

  • @dazentrieb4237
    @dazentrieb4237 Před rokem +1

    I watched that with my best friend a couple of years ago and when i searched for it some years later i couldn’t find it anymore and now i finally found this gem of internet history :D

  • @thema1998
    @thema1998 Před 5 lety +1

    I'm so glad that I finally took this video off Watch Later. I was dying from laughter! 🤣

  • @Kariushkaa
    @Kariushkaa Před 6 lety +4204

    Please don't