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  • PICNIC! AT THE PARK
    Fund the fight against the Hog army:
    www.patreon.com/user?u=8224990
    r/ Top Posts Playlist goo.gl/dSbqW3

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  • @spectator7269
    @spectator7269 Před 5 lety +3382

    Well, of COURSE the moon landing wasn't real. The moon's still up in the sky. I see it every night!

    • @linkadoodle9568
      @linkadoodle9568 Před 5 lety +42

      Well it was more the earth landed on the moon

    • @zachefronisalesbianicon1523
      @zachefronisalesbianicon1523 Před 5 lety +69

      A genius in the making

    • @garbageboy9164
      @garbageboy9164 Před 5 lety +81

      Spectator 72 does anyone else laugh way too hard at something that isn’t even funny. I just cried for five minutes at this garbage comment. Fuck you and have a nice day you sick fuck

    • @maskyybunn1254
      @maskyybunn1254 Před 5 lety +31

      still smarter than the flat earthers

    • @nadia-if2qy
      @nadia-if2qy Před 5 lety +16

      ! Harvard wants to know your location !

  • @BeanieGoth
    @BeanieGoth Před 5 lety +4360

    Panic! At The *_Everywhere_*

  • @Emily-kd2zv
    @Emily-kd2zv Před 4 lety +1298

    The “five tomatoes” post actually helped me on my GED math exam.

  • @sheevpalpatine1105
    @sheevpalpatine1105 Před 5 lety +2958

    texas confession
    i have never seen the reestablishment of communism

  • @newmoisturizer5054
    @newmoisturizer5054 Před 6 lety +3289

    The hog one was fucking hysterical.

    • @mission101
      @mission101 Před 6 lety +236

      New Moisturizer that’s what the hogs want you to think. You think it’s all a joke, but then they’ll come for you, and you won’t be laughing anymore

    • @bethanytarbutton2575
      @bethanytarbutton2575 Před 6 lety +169

      Sam Stringer oh please.... You believe in hogs?

    • @justwow768
      @justwow768 Před 6 lety +92

      Bethany Tarbutton you believe in animals?

    • @pixaphy
      @pixaphy Před 6 lety +81

      YOU BELIEVE THAT YOU EXIST AND AREN'T JUST A FIGMENT OF MY BRAIN TRYING TO SAVE ME FROM THE TOXIC OXYGEN THAT'S SLOWLY KILLING US ALL!?

    • @GlytcheD
      @GlytcheD Před 6 lety +13

      Stormy Snowpix dude... chill....

  • @Daywalker727
    @Daywalker727 Před 6 lety +655

    You don't know how happy I am that this video wasn't just filled with "hur dur sjw" jokes.

    • @giorgiabonarrigo9212
      @giorgiabonarrigo9212 Před 6 lety +79

      Daywalker727 holy shit yes

    • @DallasVakarian
      @DallasVakarian Před 6 lety +98

      I was expecting that when I clicked on it but I was pleasantly surprised

    • @tomatosoup7704
      @tomatosoup7704 Před 6 lety +98

      you dont really *see that many sjws actually, most tumblr users actually mock sjws.

    • @Daywalker727
      @Daywalker727 Před 6 lety +81

      Yeah man, I don't see much of them either nowadays. It's mostly 10/10 shitposting.

    • @tomatosoup7704
      @tomatosoup7704 Před 6 lety +32

      Broccoli Neko Depends on who you follow

  • @kerochromic8333
    @kerochromic8333 Před 2 lety +431

    Sorrow was really the best when it came to Reddit videos, hope he’s doing alright.

    • @durahell_4492
      @durahell_4492 Před rokem +21

      Sam O’Nella came back, it’s sorrow tv’s turn!

    • @ThelxoxlGirls
      @ThelxoxlGirls Před rokem +14

      @@durahell_4492 both Sam O'Nella and Casually Explained returned. Maybe if we hope hard enough, Sorrow will, too... I miss him so much

    • @Exdorme
      @Exdorme Před rokem +3

      @@ThelxoxlGirls I mean ... Did Sam Onella come back? The longer the wait le more it feels like the 2025 joke wasn't a joke at all

    • @YimYum50
      @YimYum50 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@ThelxoxlGirlsSoothouse too

    • @lilatunez
      @lilatunez Před 8 měsíci

      WHERE WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY WHERE PLEASE ANSWER ME@@YimYum50

  • @sonicunleashedfan124
    @sonicunleashedfan124 Před 5 lety +434

    *S O M E O N E ‘ S H A L L S A R E G E T T I N G D E C K E D*

  • @OptimusPhillip
    @OptimusPhillip Před 5 lety +733

    3:04 Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good. *frog jumps out of mouth* Never mind, I'm good.
    I'm so sorry

  • @YEAHKINDAGAMES
    @YEAHKINDAGAMES Před 6 lety +851

    "Oh yes what a shame! That the groom's bride is a-"
    " *W H O R E !* "

    • @lillianmarie9249
      @lillianmarie9249 Před 5 lety +25

      I chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of-

    • @LooDoesStuff
      @LooDoesStuff Před 5 lety +30

      _C L O S I N G T H E G O D D A M N D O O R_

    • @sadlad6603
      @sadlad6603 Před 5 lety +8

      You butchered to fuck out the lyrics

    • @lillianmarie9249
      @lillianmarie9249 Před 5 lety +12

      @@LooDoesStuff NO, its much better to face these kinds of things, with a sense of poise and rationalility

    • @garondupree8165
      @garondupree8165 Před 5 lety +11

      @@lillianmarie9249 I chime in

  • @Kyoobur9000
    @Kyoobur9000 Před 5 lety +541

    “The moon is fake! It’s just NASA projecting a light from space!”
    “Space? Whaddya mean _space?!_”

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 Před 4 lety +27

      "Space is just a NASA light projection!"
      "Light, you say?!"

    • @lixonzito2481
      @lixonzito2481 Před 4 lety +15

      a s c e n d e d c a t you believe in NASA?

    • @user-bv8qd9nc3u
      @user-bv8qd9nc3u Před 3 lety +18

      @BronzeGod
      "- The earth is flat!
      - You believe in earth?"

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 Před 3 lety

      Ayy, it’s you!

    • @Kyoobur9000
      @Kyoobur9000 Před 3 lety

      @@SlyHikari03 The one and only! Well, the nine and only, I suppose.

  • @aceywac3y
    @aceywac3y Před 5 lety +512

    texas confession
    i’ve never had a stable relationship

    • @minithegameguy4674
      @minithegameguy4674 Před 3 lety +13

      Texas confession: I have never gotten a second cat or punched tom Holland during the filming of a spiderman movie

    • @hayatobun
      @hayatobun Před 3 lety +8

      just get yourself a couple of horses

    • @lorraineluther6133
      @lorraineluther6133 Před 3 lety +7

      Texas confession
      I've never had a relationship

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Před 3 lety

      nice profile pic, very gay

    • @hkayakh
      @hkayakh Před 3 lety

      Texas confession: I’m failing one of my classes in school

  • @bribbles2166
    @bribbles2166 Před 6 lety +423

    Tumblr is like that one friend who can be super laid back and funny most of the time but also sometimes will get tilted over small pet peeves

    • @underwhelminged
      @underwhelminged Před 6 lety +34

      YaBoiBribbles It's also that one friend who likes cats more than dogs and thinks it's an unpopular opinion

    • @Mushromeow
      @Mushromeow Před 6 lety +14

      Wouldn't say it's an unpopular opinion, but it's definitely swayed by region and demo. Australia is a very dogcentric country.

    • @bribbles2166
      @bribbles2166 Před 6 lety +4

      VaneFox Australia must fucking suck then

    • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
      @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 Před 6 lety +2

      Ayyyy is that tien w/ Chaotzu's hat?
      Also that name is a bitch to spell. I think there's an I in there somewhere but fuck if I know _where_

    • @bribbles2166
      @bribbles2166 Před 6 lety +2

      TigirlakaLaserwolf6 no that's just him in his Crane School outfit

  • @silverdrag0n_
    @silverdrag0n_ Před 6 lety +1229

    *_unleash the roombas_*
    im fucking sobbing

  • @TsukiStuffs
    @TsukiStuffs Před 4 lety +402

    "why isn't she evolving"
    "she already legendary"
    Cosmog: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @AstralToastie
      @AstralToastie Před 4 lety +3

      I think cosmog evolves by friendship,if you were curious

    • @localinternetclown
      @localinternetclown Před 4 lety +16

      Nope. Leveling actually. The points during the story of S/M/US/UM where Nebby evolved were just for plot convenience.

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 Před 4 lety +4

      Also that Kung-fu pokemon i forgot the name of that's going to be in the SwSh dlc

    • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
      @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 Před 3 lety +2

      @@ascendedcat260 And Phione/Manaphy

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 Před 3 lety +11

      @@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 phione don't evolve into manaphy, but for some reason breeding manaphy will get you a phione

  • @tiredstudent4547
    @tiredstudent4547 Před 5 lety +192

    Okay but the singing portion of "I Write Sins Not Tragedies" was really good.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 Před 5 lety +7

      tired student That parody of Eddie Money was pretty good too.

  • @dedoubecool
    @dedoubecool Před 5 lety +1030

    The Ratatouille's monster thing is actually so funny

  • @rappingbeaniedog347
    @rappingbeaniedog347 Před 6 lety +210

    this is actually one of those videos that show Tumblr is pretty chill sometimes. One that isn't pure tumblr cringe.

    • @user-jo1tt5qr4p
      @user-jo1tt5qr4p Před 6 lety +4

      RappingBeanieDog eh its depends of you follow on tumblr. my dashboard looks mostly like this.

  • @mags7542
    @mags7542 Před 5 lety +501

    What a beautiful wedding
    What a beautiful wedding
    Says a bridesmaid to a waiter
    And yes, but what a shame,
    What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a
    *_bEaUtiFuL WoMaN_*

  • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
    @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 Před 4 lety +609

    *Drunk mathematician rolling dice*
    Me: So the entirety of DnD players?

  • @cffee3288
    @cffee3288 Před 5 lety +887

    *i m p e n e t r a b l e w a l l o f s w i n e*

  • @BlueSpiritFire1
    @BlueSpiritFire1 Před 6 lety +181

    _This_ is why I like tumblr. There are some actual gems in there

    • @dv7551
      @dv7551 Před 6 lety

      BlueSpiritFire1 yep hero jerk u.s.o.c design carry icg icq linux heusen latch level kai knows flash Luigi yarn lei indigo yeti pig fyi yr EU units David EU if so less eery UFC cup of so ox dry geez full LLC xviii inc. Ssu jvc

  • @brianna7705
    @brianna7705 Před 4 lety +49

    This is the first video of SorrowTV’s that I watched. I was genuinely convinced that the starter voice was a separate voice from the second voice. I was like “ah what happened to the Texas guy” and it took me until the next post to realize that it was all voice acting. Then I subscribed.

  • @HipsterMerchantOfDeath
    @HipsterMerchantOfDeath Před 5 lety +134

    We lost Canada!! How will we ever beat the hogs without maple bacon?!!

  • @Kuwassu
    @Kuwassu Před 5 lety +1013

    We got Panic! At the Disco and Yikes! In The Yard
    Where's Eek! At the School?

    • @weijna
      @weijna Před 5 lety +87

      Mild discomfort! At the office

    • @weijna
      @weijna Před 5 lety +36

      @@TheDirpMasterPlaysTheGames gunshots! At the school

    • @Planefan1000
      @Planefan1000 Před 5 lety +45

      Shriek! at the Swamp
      Aaaahh! in the Attic
      Tantrum! on the Tower
      Scream! by the Crime Scene

    • @redfare9500
      @redfare9500 Před 5 lety +8

      @@weijna omg I just died reading that... "mild discomfort at the office" you just made my day

    • @Punnikin1969
      @Punnikin1969 Před 5 lety +12

      Gosh! At the gun show.

  • @RobrinLayona
    @RobrinLayona Před 6 lety +264

    Okay, but why isn't anyone mentioning that HE SINGS BEAUTIFULLY

  • @cursedrahmennoodle4812
    @cursedrahmennoodle4812 Před 5 lety +142

    Texas confession
    I’ve never turned into an actual rahmen noodle and slowly eaten myself down to a stump

    • @theclouttt4165
      @theclouttt4165 Před 4 lety

      Cursed Rahmen noodle when I was high I became a ramen noodle. Best trip ever

    • @PieNumber4
      @PieNumber4 Před 4 lety

      Wait, do most people not do that?

    • @silvertheorist
      @silvertheorist Před 4 lety +8

      I was confused. Then I saw your username...
      And went back to being confused

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 Před 2 lety

      Uh-

  • @Meriyanna
    @Meriyanna Před 5 lety +56

    Yikes in the yard...
    What a shame the poor grooms bride is a GOURD.
    biggest missed opportunity

  • @moneybadger8406
    @moneybadger8406 Před 6 lety +2225

    Tumblr is the site where if you look past all the cringe and cancer you can find some pretty cool stuff.

    • @balrogdahomie
      @balrogdahomie Před 6 lety +269

      m0n3yb4dg3r to be fair that also applies to Reddit and 4chan, albeit they’re cringeworthy on the other side of the social/political spectrum

    • @errorunknownuser4752
      @errorunknownuser4752 Před 6 lety +118

      Yeah the porn in all those places is pretty good

    • @necromax13
      @necromax13 Před 6 lety +13

      m0n3yb4dg3r And porn

    • @catdogthing
      @catdogthing Před 6 lety +15

      balrogdahomie I would rather alt right than left

    • @cheesewizard3965
      @cheesewizard3965 Před 6 lety +24

      And if you look past _that_ you find posts from another dimension

  • @bbcomics
    @bbcomics Před 6 lety +410

    This is the side of Tumblr I love, not the small shitty side that ruins it for everyone

    • @sanjeahnoyuk3055
      @sanjeahnoyuk3055 Před 6 lety +36

      I assume you mean the SJW side? Then again everyone hates that side... the LGBT community hates that side.
      W E H A T E N O T H I N G .

    • @bbcomics
      @bbcomics Před 6 lety

      Sanjeah Noyuk yup, exactly

    • @zackmadrigal1943
      @zackmadrigal1943 Před 6 lety +3

      You might be talking about the Supernatural side. We're sorry but we're not ashamed

    • @momorio-chan9202
      @momorio-chan9202 Před 6 lety

      bbcomics me too man, me too

    • @gudamdiddler1064
      @gudamdiddler1064 Před 6 lety +1

      The SJW side or the super creppy fetish side?

  • @OwensMelodies
    @OwensMelodies Před 5 lety +29

    you know I think we don't appreciate how good sorrow is at singing

  • @ajwatto9545
    @ajwatto9545 Před 3 lety +14

    Oh no...the Texas confession...no...

  • @sylvercritter
    @sylvercritter Před 6 lety +699

    ...
    Your irregular reminder to do r/AskOuija top posts of all time

  • @ironwarrior2916
    @ironwarrior2916 Před 5 lety +598

    5:38
    *My dentist is Captain America's dad*

    • @vladgina
      @vladgina Před 5 lety +42

      Easily the best part in this (I hope it's true because that would be amazing) video and somehow not in the top comments. ???

    • @ItzZal
      @ItzZal Před 5 lety +1

      Xd

    • @henrystickmin6002
      @henrystickmin6002 Před 5 lety

      I died

  • @Xvaril
    @Xvaril Před 3 lety +14

    Hope the Texas confession guy is doing ok

  • @glaucusyellow
    @glaucusyellow Před 5 lety +87

    I learned how many feet there are in a mile. I'm in the U.S..
    What did y'all learn today?

    • @BrognusBelgen
      @BrognusBelgen Před 4 lety +7

      I learned that the Imperial/US Measurement System is stupid.

    • @EvilRaccoonDM
      @EvilRaccoonDM Před 4 lety +3

      I learned that I should probably go to bed

    • @kat_rebrand
      @kat_rebrand Před 4 lety

      Lol same

    • @imperson1785
      @imperson1785 Před 3 lety

      @@BrognusBelgen UK and Canada also need to take notes here.
      Also, silly yank thinking the US invented everything.

    • @BrognusBelgen
      @BrognusBelgen Před 3 lety

      @@imperson1785 Oh, I don't think the US invented it, I called it the US system since they're pretty much the only country that still exculivly uses it, day-to-day.

  • @fifi_leafy2258
    @fifi_leafy2258 Před 5 lety +542

    ALSO your vaccines need meat and your dog needs kids. *END OF DISCUSSION.*

    • @Planefan1000
      @Planefan1000 Před 5 lety +57

      Also your vaccines need dogs and your meat needs kids.

    • @TheComedyButchers
      @TheComedyButchers Před 5 lety +3

      Well egg used some vaccines, sooooo close.

    • @alissawilliams3435
      @alissawilliams3435 Před 5 lety +1

      Morgan Pollard Wait, w h a t

    • @elfinnch7613
      @elfinnch7613 Před 5 lety +1

      Also your vaccines need meat and your dogs need kids.

    • @jonavanderpal
      @jonavanderpal Před 5 lety

      @@adamandsethdylantoo Indeed, my kids should only be close to MY meat.

  • @CrowCoded
    @CrowCoded Před 6 lety +261

    The mental vision of a hoard of roombas flooding the house and covering the floor in a fit of soft mechanical whirrs while I sit upon my bed looking down at my little minions? Priceless.

    • @lukasbhame9384
      @lukasbhame9384 Před 6 lety +1

      No you stand on the roombas

    • @charityquill4965
      @charityquill4965 Před 6 lety

      BATTLE TO THE DEATH

    • @jewelmine442
      @jewelmine442 Před 6 lety +1

      That would mean the roombas are the next minions..Just gotta paint them yellow and we good.

  • @hkayakh
    @hkayakh Před 3 lety +5

    0:02 aged like wine. I mean seriously there was so much snow in February that one week

  • @IixiXOuOXixiI
    @IixiXOuOXixiI Před 5 lety +33

    Why? Why must you sing "cotton Eyed Joe"? Now it'll be stuck in my head for another two months... I just got it out.
    But not going to lie, I love your singing of IWSNT.

    • @callmeanon307
      @callmeanon307 Před 4 lety +1

      🎶Where did he come from?
      Where did he go?!🎶

  • @sparksflylove
    @sparksflylove Před 6 lety +4329

    *YIKES* IN THE YARD

    • @eveecoulter
      @eveecoulter Před 6 lety +29

      Hillary Bright I wanna like your comment but it's at 420 likes and I can't fuck with that

    • @ubeyelliott6348
      @ubeyelliott6348 Před 6 lety +22

      Hillary Bright WHAT A GORGEOUS WEDDING, SAYS A BEST MAN TO A WAITRESS

    • @abyssalplanes
      @abyssalplanes Před 6 lety +3

      Walgreens store brand ;)

    • @HD-zj7dy
      @HD-zj7dy Před 6 lety +3

      PRINCE IN THE NUCLEOSYNTHESIS

    • @user-ti8ki7rv1c
      @user-ti8ki7rv1c Před 6 lety +11

      Fear At The Party
      -Angel

  • @mikestion4629
    @mikestion4629 Před 5 lety +303

    PANIC IN THE YARD
    YIKES AT THE DISCO

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald Před 5 lety +5

      Mikestion disco in the yard

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald Před 5 lety +6

      yikes and the panic

    • @mikestion4629
      @mikestion4629 Před 5 lety

      @@scalemerald thank you for your contributions to my comment.

    • @scalemerald
      @scalemerald Před 5 lety +1

      Mikestion its all i live for lmao

    • @spuddy553
      @spuddy553 Před 5 lety

      you forgot the exclamation points :(

  • @starssumfr3707
    @starssumfr3707 Před 4 lety +13

    Texas confession:
    I've never owned 75 books

  • @alchemist00157
    @alchemist00157 Před 2 lety +8

    Ahoy there sorrow tv. Id like you to know that I'm still a fan of your videos after all these years. Please be well wherever you are, whatever you are doing.

  • @Purpelspy
    @Purpelspy Před 6 lety +545

    texas confession
    i never had a girlfriend irl

  • @lukess.s
    @lukess.s Před 6 lety +5167

    Barack Obama
    (Michelle Obama's husband)
    Ah okay, that guy.

    • @swiggityswikesmashthatlike575
      @swiggityswikesmashthatlike575 Před 6 lety +125

      I've never heard of him.

    • @a.i.h.b.p677
      @a.i.h.b.p677 Před 6 lety +5

      //BEGIN TRANSCRIPT//
      "...tbmqm ilhms rjltbmq ose video logs had been destroyed."
      "No. Log 8 was retained."
      "Why?"
      "The Office requested it personally."
      "So a log clearly displaying JATK has gone missing."
      "That's the long and short of it."
      "So... when does something happen?"
      "Whenever he wants it to."
      "Nothing to do but wait."
      //end tranrsitrokf//

    • @leehaden1
      @leehaden1 Před 6 lety +6

      A.I.H.B.P
      *OH GOD MY ARG SENSES ARE ACTIVATING.*

    • @henrycronin8266
      @henrycronin8266 Před 6 lety +1

      Yeah Trump made sure of that :D

    • @gorkaaustin5306
      @gorkaaustin5306 Před 6 lety +4

      Henry Cronin
      Who?

  • @rocklee7737
    @rocklee7737 Před 5 lety +24

    2:44 I agree, Jack Black is one of my favourite people from this world.

  • @emery-gaming
    @emery-gaming Před 5 lety +14

    Texas confession!
    I’ve never seen Mother 3 released in the west!

  • @goathead2828
    @goathead2828 Před 6 lety +333

    Okay i stopped the video just to count how many roombas have been unleashed and i have a complaint. There are only 19 roombas. How the hell are you going to conusme the entire planet with only 19 roombas instead of 24???

    • @ThatSpecificIndividual
      @ThatSpecificIndividual Před 6 lety +22

      Bartek Guźniczak literally unwatchable

    • @rainbowlack
      @rainbowlack Před 6 lety +2

      Bartek Guźniczak the others went in the other direction, dont worry

    • @goathead2828
      @goathead2828 Před 6 lety +9

      rainbowlack - Kohai's Editor well that's one hell of an uncoordinated army for sure!

    • @goathead2828
      @goathead2828 Před 6 lety +1

      Calcium Lite Like Trojan horses? I like it.

    • @unsurprisinglysleepdeprived
      @unsurprisinglysleepdeprived Před 6 lety

      You just have to believe
      Believe in Roomba God

  • @allynacid3197
    @allynacid3197 Před 5 lety +464

    "We lost Canada and Mexico already"

  • @cat-napsss
    @cat-napsss Před 5 lety +14

    -I CHIME IN WITH A "HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF, CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR, NO?" IT'S MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THINGS WITH A SENSE OF-
    Okay I'll stop.

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r Před 4 lety

      RedVelvetPanPan
      POISONED RATIONALITYYYY!!

  • @brunobrx3599
    @brunobrx3599 Před 5 lety +35

    Texas confesion
    I don't live in Texas

    • @imperson1785
      @imperson1785 Před 3 lety +1

      Texas confession:
      That was my fault. I accidentally ceded Texas back to Mexico and now Texas no longer exists.

  • @rooneternal5281
    @rooneternal5281 Před 6 lety +225

    That Panic! At the Disco song lyric at the end just made me really happy 😂👏

  • @beetleiuice
    @beetleiuice Před 6 lety +734

    oh thank god I thought this was gonna be one of those T U M B L R C R I N G E videos

    • @mia234567
      @mia234567 Před 6 lety +2

      69th like ayeeeeeee

    • @emirrart
      @emirrart Před 6 lety +91

      Tumblr isn't as gender-focused as people think, it actually can be funny

    • @vero-kd8vg
      @vero-kd8vg Před 6 lety +51

      Stud-y Bud-y Yeah, despite all the garbage there is in that website its still kinda worth checking it out simply for all the high quality shitpost you can find.

    • @Smartacus98
      @Smartacus98 Před 6 lety +1

      When it comes to people who think they understand politics intent on polluting everything with their precious opinions, is tumblr or 4chan more cancerous?

    • @LostWorldRaptor
      @LostWorldRaptor Před 6 lety

      Tumblr. Then again, this is a response to a comment in the same thread where someone else's comment contained the statement "all the high quality shitpost" when talking about Tumblr, so maybe this is the wrong audience.

  • @foreverevergreen1762
    @foreverevergreen1762 Před 5 lety +13

    I never knew I needed to hear sorrowtv sing I write sins but now that I’ve heard it there’s no going back

  • @LordRetro-zh7er
    @LordRetro-zh7er Před 4 lety +10

    Texas confession:
    I've never had all the skylanders before.

  • @HerbalAssailant
    @HerbalAssailant Před 6 lety +1156

    I hate that I've been on Tumblr long enough to have already seen some of these posts...

    • @ChaoticLizard
      @ChaoticLizard Před 6 lety +33

      Faith help me i recognized all but like, 3 of the posts

    • @Murhuedur
      @Murhuedur Před 5 lety +18

      I’ve seen all of them vhfvjfcyfvf

    • @nikolageorgiev2341
      @nikolageorgiev2341 Před 5 lety +6

      yeah u seem like a tumblr person

    • @HerbalAssailant
      @HerbalAssailant Před 5 lety +4

      nikola ivanov That is the worst insult anyone has ever said to me.
      I was on Tumblr for years but now I absolutely hate it. ☺

    • @nikolageorgiev2341
      @nikolageorgiev2341 Před 5 lety

      Faith yeah i dont have any harsh feelings towards anyone, and plus accidentaly replied to you instead of the one that went djdoebofjd in your comment.

  • @nele2820
    @nele2820 Před 6 lety +134

    peak tumblr is when you know that you have reblogged every single one of these posts at some point

  • @vgffkkkksd
    @vgffkkkksd Před 5 lety +51

    *_texas confession_*
    I've never been in another country my whole life by far.

  • @alexanderboulton2123
    @alexanderboulton2123 Před 3 lety +6

    Yes. Now all Texans know what snow is.

  • @SuperPurplePancakes
    @SuperPurplePancakes Před 6 lety +227

    Sorrow i am deeply troubled
    at 8:00 she spoke of 24 roombas, but you only showed 19
    where have the other five gone?? i have resorted to barricading myself in my house for the next 48 hours in fear that these 5 missing roombas shall seek me out to claim my life...

    • @berkefiliz3410
      @berkefiliz3410 Před 6 lety +4

      The 5 are below the ones you can see

    • @Mega9466
      @Mega9466 Před 6 lety +12

      Oh god I see them outside my house! HELP ME!... Oh wait they can't get up the steps...

    • @hyliasknight
      @hyliasknight Před 6 lety

      I also noticed this

  • @kenyarojas2270
    @kenyarojas2270 Před 6 lety +72

    This. This is the Tumblr I want to see compilations of 👏

  • @lexin8371
    @lexin8371 Před 5 lety +17

    8:16 jokes on you, there’s only 19 roombas

  • @roxasnotafox4363
    @roxasnotafox4363 Před 5 lety +2

    That old lady gaming movie thing is literally a Bob’s Burgers episode now. Like he gets trained by a kid with carpal tunnel and all.

  • @DD-zh6hz
    @DD-zh6hz Před 5 lety +331

    Texas confession
    I am Texas.

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 Před 5 lety +198

    Ratatouilles monster was a pretty good joke

    • @nycn1nja91
      @nycn1nja91 Před 5 lety

      Soooo, would Ratatouille's monster the flying spaghetti monster?
      I'm not gonna lie I originally thought this is what the joke meant and not anything about Frankenstein :/

    • @emeros8631
      @emeros8631 Před 5 lety

      I died then resurrected after that joke

  • @nalcarya
    @nalcarya Před 3 lety

    I keep rewatching all your videos from time to time not just because they're funny and your impressions are great but also because every single musical part gives me so much life. Your voice is magic ♥

  • @Polyguys
    @Polyguys Před 4 lety +6

    Texas confession
    I've never seen the game 'Half Life 3' resealed

  • @jmb594
    @jmb594 Před 6 lety +98

    This guy's voice acting is incredible. I heard the Gingerbread Man, Plankton, and even Toby Determined from Gravity Falls.

    • @envyrem
      @envyrem Před 5 lety +1

      I even heard King Candy from Wreck It Ralph

  • @anxietyprimev6983
    @anxietyprimev6983 Před 5 lety +469

    these kids and their darn *tablets*DO YOU REALIZE HOW GOOD OF A PUN THIS IS

    • @afaxmachine5045
      @afaxmachine5045 Před 5 lety +9

      i dont get it

    • @anxietyprimev6983
      @anxietyprimev6983 Před 5 lety +57

      Memeulos Fan
      BECAUSE PEOPLE USED TO WRITE ON STONE TABLETS

    • @littletee3649
      @littletee3649 Před 5 lety +22

      John Dreemurr
      Ye gads! We have come full circle... you know what that means, right?
      Bring on the dinosaurs and mammoths 🐲 cause we going stone age people.

    • @EatPieNProsper
      @EatPieNProsper Před 5 lety +4

      @@littletee3649 oh I thought you meant full circle... like when they done invented the wheel

    • @deerprynce
      @deerprynce Před 5 lety +1

      Little Tee mate that’s a dragon not a dinosaur

  • @leevc2037
    @leevc2037 Před 5 lety +13

    8:16 Can I just say that I love that sometimes you LEGIT sound like "Magic Man" from Adventure Time! You should try and get work as a voice actor, you'd be great at it!

  • @emmadilemma.
    @emmadilemma. Před 4 lety +3

    I need to stop watching these in the wee hours of the morning have my earphones in and thought I was silently chuckling.......i was not

  • @detectivepigeon8699
    @detectivepigeon8699 Před 6 lety +195

    FULL VERSION COVER OF I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES AND I'LL BE HAPPY

  • @poisondamage2182
    @poisondamage2182 Před 6 lety +428

    The non-feminist side of Tumblr is the best thing on the internet

    • @choomahinducer2520
      @choomahinducer2520 Před 6 lety +137

      Poison Damage IDK. The non-nazi side of 4Chan is also good.

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 Před 6 lety +139

      Non-feminist Tumblr
      Non-Nazi 4chan
      Non-incel Reddit
      With your powers combined, I become the mighty...
      *CAPTAIN MEME*

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 Před 6 lety +19

      I disagree. Nearly all of tumblr is bad unless you want porn.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 6 lety +15

      Pfft, you believe in feminists?
      This is a joke don't kill me.

    • @Sashrunner
      @Sashrunner Před 6 lety +1

      I think all these places are good as long as you don't hang around the parts that can make loads of painful CZcams videos. =Y

  • @Anthony-V-Music
    @Anthony-V-Music Před 3 lety +2

    Dude I love sorrows readings, it's so well acted and it just makes the posts so much funnier

  • @notagoat281
    @notagoat281 Před 5 lety

    I've seen some of these posts already, but the voices make it _so_ much better.

  • @macoud12
    @macoud12 Před 5 lety +140

    UNLEASH THE ROOMBAS.
    To be honest, I would do that for a giggle.

    • @ariaa-s5180
      @ariaa-s5180 Před 5 lety +3

      Price of 24 roombas: $12,000
      Price of Alexa Echo: $180
      Shits and giggles: *priceless*

  • @KolMan2000
    @KolMan2000 Před 6 lety +185

    8:16 made me laugh uncontrollably for whatever reason. Probably cause of the caps and the sudden panning over to "DECKED"

    • @mrdeadmemes
      @mrdeadmemes Před 2 lety +4

      also the fuckin delivery of _'mistlefoe'_

  • @Nevynxa
    @Nevynxa Před 5 lety +5

    i watched the entire video all the way to then end cause that was awesome dude

  • @EndertheDragon0922
    @EndertheDragon0922 Před 5 lety +4

    2:28 this post made me remember a dream I once had in which there was a zombie apocalypse and me and one other person were armed with wooden poles and tasked to clear out a horde of zombies. We died and woke up somewhere which was the zombie headquarters or something and went to the zombie cafeteria where they ate ants on toast and Jack Black came over to me and introduced himself as the leader of the zombies and told me we need to do something about the face on the moon because he felt threatened by it.
    I swear you can’t make this shit up. Thing is I’m not a huge celebrity person and yet somehow, on some level, I just knew it was Jack.

    • @dr.altoclef9255
      @dr.altoclef9255 Před 2 lety +1

      Well did you do anything about the face on the moon? Save us the zombies-

  • @01Rosewolf
    @01Rosewolf Před 6 lety +360

    I was avoiding this because I thought itd be making fun of tumblrs cringy side, im glad i gave in to my need for sorrow tv vids. Lmao

    • @ameliajustvibing3850
      @ameliajustvibing3850 Před 6 lety +11

      Rose D what's wrong with making fun of runner's cringe side?

    • @01Rosewolf
      @01Rosewolf Před 6 lety +13

      Sphaerio Pegasi hits a little close to home lol

    • @da-lx4gz
      @da-lx4gz Před 6 lety

      Rose D LOL 😂

    • @ameneko98
      @ameneko98 Před 6 lety +12

      Sphaerio Pegasi Also you can find a million videos doing that. As much fun as it is to mock Tumblr, variety is the spice of life.

    • @terii7189
      @terii7189 Před 6 lety +4

      you mean all of tumblr

  • @EpicUwU_
    @EpicUwU_ Před 6 lety +531

    The Jack Black one is so true

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 Před 6 lety +2

      Jeffrey C ...why though why...

    • @luiginoidtank8666
      @luiginoidtank8666 Před 6 lety +10

      Rokkfel it's because Jack Black is so halarious he doesn't need context

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 Před 6 lety

      Luiginoid Tank yee boy...idk I forgot what one as gonna says I just msgd that

    • @supersmilyface1
      @supersmilyface1 Před 6 lety +2

      *All hail the Hobo King.*

    • @samuelbealer608
      @samuelbealer608 Před 6 lety +3

      Jeffrey C he’s like a real life Deadpool, fits into any cannon and literally is always funny, satirical, or stupid enough to earn a chuckle

  • @dsblocks
    @dsblocks Před 4 lety +10

    9:40 probably because it's right before the "weekend" of the year

  • @d.sblack5900
    @d.sblack5900 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The Five Tomatoes thing to this day helps me remember how many feet are in a mile.

  • @ratte8325
    @ratte8325 Před 5 lety +282

    *ratatouille’s monster*
    Victor is shooketh

  • @dantesdiscoinfernolol
    @dantesdiscoinfernolol Před 6 lety +824

    ThAt RoOmBa OnE
    ICANTBREATHE

    • @themoistlad
      @themoistlad Před 6 lety +9

      There's only 19 roombas on the screen though so I can't like it

    • @luiginoidtank8666
      @luiginoidtank8666 Před 6 lety +1

      Babbling Sully some is probs covered up by the others or aren't on the screen yet

    • @itsyan4039
      @itsyan4039 Před 6 lety +1

      7:58

    • @paubkoj7456
      @paubkoj7456 Před 6 lety +2

      RELEASE THE RUMBAS! Next thing you know u don't have a bed

    • @rhysmacgregor-mason3624
      @rhysmacgregor-mason3624 Před 6 lety +1

      Babbling Sully I knew I wasn't the only one who counted

  • @BG-hn3to
    @BG-hn3to Před 3 lety +4

    8:38 is just 'come dine with me' when they have someone on the show that thinks they know what theyre doing

  • @amiefortman7220
    @amiefortman7220 Před 4 lety +2

    2:53 What I want more than anything now is Tom Holland to suddenly burst into "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAL" at an interview.

  • @TheBrickly
    @TheBrickly Před 6 lety +107

    I can’t decide if Tumblr is the best or worst thing to happen

    • @randomfools808
      @randomfools808 Před 6 lety +19

      EclypsetheWyvern The bad far outweighs everything else. Fandoms are toxic there outside all the SJW/feminist stuff. If you want porn, you're in luck though.

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 6 lety +3

      Yes.

    • @Sashrunner
      @Sashrunner Před 6 lety +17

      Either. However, I'm starting to notice that people who hate all of Tumblr always say that it is only good for porn. =T

    • @rowanhollingsworth5231
      @rowanhollingsworth5231 Před 6 lety +2

      Tumblr porn is somehow more virusey than Pornhub but it's got some tasty content if you have decent protection.

    • @GravyRave
      @GravyRave Před 6 lety +2

      EclypsetheWyvern Both honestly.

  • @Xannah
    @Xannah Před 6 lety +166

    I already saw all these posts...
    I definetely spent to much time on tumblr...

    • @regirayquaza
      @regirayquaza Před 6 lety

      Cool.

    • @DecimusYna
      @DecimusYna Před 6 lety +7

      I only go to Tumblr seldomly and I already knew almost all of it.

    • @prxnce6588
      @prxnce6588 Před 6 lety

      Same lol but i still died laughing... i also chicken like my i am confusion

    • @user-wl2qh2wb2r
      @user-wl2qh2wb2r Před 6 lety

      Go outside

  • @ikilledaprostitute
    @ikilledaprostitute Před 8 měsíci +3

    I still love these videos I hope you doing good sorrow ❤❤❤

  • @sprightlyspice7696
    @sprightlyspice7696 Před 5 lety +4

    the Yikes! In The Yard made me laugh a lot for some reason,,tbh im here for it

  • @sefiscool9864
    @sefiscool9864 Před 5 lety +359

    3:53 Socaretes didn't believe in writing at all. He believed you should just remember things. 🤷‍♂️

  • @fadesblue
    @fadesblue Před 6 lety +530

    posts from tumblr on reddit on youtube

    • @MrMatheuslego
      @MrMatheuslego Před 6 lety +36

      That will end up being watched on Facebook

    • @phifred5216
      @phifred5216 Před 6 lety +12

      The most viscious cycle of reposting

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 Před 6 lety +10

      Has science gone too far?

    • @priyajohn9198
      @priyajohn9198 Před 6 lety +1

      Albert Nave Ten questions science still can't answer.

    • @hide302
      @hide302 Před 6 lety

      true though

  • @benpowell5348
    @benpowell5348 Před 4 lety +4

    I would pay good money to hear brendon urie (who is probably sick of that song) to sing iwsnt the way sorrow tv did at the end

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Před 5 lety

    Best video yet!!!! I know you didn't write the posts, but you cultivated them for me, and your delivery makes them even funnier!

  • @Lady_Crispr
    @Lady_Crispr Před 6 lety +813

    This is my favorite channel now. I was supposed to stop watching 2 hours ago and play fallout, but here I am...

    • @Rotem_S
      @Rotem_S Před 6 lety +14

      ""supposed""

    • @joshuaeppinga9706
      @joshuaeppinga9706 Před 6 lety +2

      Any other guy whowatches this more than a month after release is a little kid whos a annoying schoolgoer watching this instead of homework. Oh, its problaly vacation in america now

    • @CoolGuyFaceMan
      @CoolGuyFaceMan Před 6 lety +9

      HOLY SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY FALLOUT 4 BUT GOT STUCK WATCHING THIS IT'S 2:37AM, AND I MEANT TO START AT 11:00PM HELP ME!!!

    • @CoolGuyFaceMan
      @CoolGuyFaceMan Před 6 lety +6

      Joshua Eppinga dude your profile picture and what you have uploaded makes you seem as if your at least 9 or younger, I pray your either saying this because you are relating to other people with your age, doing this as a joke, or you really are older than school kids, I hope your not a nine year old trying to put down other nine yesr old's because you are "better than them". Then again its 2:44 am and I may be arguing with a 9 year old so I'm not any better 😂.

    • @TheWizxrdIsHere
      @TheWizxrdIsHere Před 6 lety +2

      he's a sorrowtv elitist. " all the normies just discovering sorrowtv are pur children, oh yes"
      EDIT: he literally liked a video with "penis car" in the title, he's 12

  • @fellowsinner9683
    @fellowsinner9683 Před 6 lety +134

    *SHE'S ALREADY LEGENDARY*

    • @frankenwolf8975
      @frankenwolf8975 Před 5 lety +5

      *AWWWWW YEE-*

    • @pleaseignorethischannelamn5242
      @pleaseignorethischannelamn5242 Před 5 lety

      #MakeCZcamscatagain

    • @frankenwolf8975
      @frankenwolf8975 Před 5 lety

      CONGRATULATIONS YOU MANAGED TO GET THE JOKE! SOMEBODY GET THIS KID A COOKIE THEY DESERVE IT (also many legendary Pokémon have multiple different forms bUt YOu WouLDN’T KnOW thAt caUSE you’RE Not A ReAL FaN

  • @marilynsparks5931
    @marilynsparks5931 Před 5 lety

    I've seen all these but for some reason it's so much fun with his narration...

  • @KarmaBermuda
    @KarmaBermuda Před 5 lety +1

    Texas confession: a year ago today I discovered this video and subbed to sorrowful television..... love your work, man. 💜