@@alyssadurm7589 and at this point you understand that you've been stabbed by your own Microwave. And also North is running at it and screaming "i knew you could do this, son!"
3:46 As a bit of a coder myself, I can explain why this happened (bot exactly). Since there was two teams, something in the code broke and he was naming a *third* team. But since the third team doesn't exist, instead of giving them strings (words), it offered him two undefined values. Therefore, even when he said "undefined", he asked again, because the option didn't match the value (and it never would, since text is strings). I hope I explained it clearly!
the lawyer one actually made me laugh a lot lmao: "lawyer" in Italian is "avvocato" which is really similar to "avocado" and me and my family like to joke about that
with it being the bee movie script you actually lose a lot of entropy -- if the hacker manages to know your password length they're certain to at least try the bee movie script. In other words... _According to all known laws of cryptography, there is no way the Bee Movie as a password can be cracked. Its length and implied entropy are much too large to get a reasonable number of guesses off the ground. But of course, the password, gets cracked anyway._
8:05 no one is going to understand this but micheal looks like one of the homeland security investigation agents that is followed on the show to catch a smuggler
@@japanpanda2179 I guess noone gives a damn about Czech Republic. :D :D no sea, no well known celebrity, nothing that special. :D :D. It really sucks living here. (Jk, I like it here)
Moon Of Stealth me:*puts cold food to the microwave* Microwave:NO. Me:why not? Microwave:I am tired of u putting food in me! Me:so Microwave:*malfuncions* Me:what in the...
I still think its funny that iPhones actually have a feature programmed in so that times on the phone can say BC even though the first iPhone was made in the 2000's
"How many players do we have?" "2" "Great! That will be *2 teams.* Okay, before we begin, let's give you funny names!" " *Team 3* " Where did this team come from?
That microwave thing at the start is a pretty good idea, because imagine if it has an option for people who are trying to lose weight, they put an option where they can only use the microwave 3 times per 6 hours, and it will only become available for 3 next in 6 hours
4:10 the programming language's undefined is not equal to a user entered undefined (like the charater null is 00000000, but a user-typed "null" is 4 charaters
11:57 “I’m an orphan” “Excellent. I’m here to help keep it that way.” This made me laugh so hard that I wheezed. My dog looked at me like I was absolutely insane and, frankly, I don’t blame him.
0:31 - That reminds me of my dream where a house we were at had ~921 floors It was one of my only dreams where there was an explanation for the weird things: They made a tunnel underground. So, simply, floor 921 was on the surface, not the moon.
I encountered an r/softwaregore moment a while ago. I was on Google searching about Mighty the Armadillo, and I had the dark theme enabled. Here’s what Google said at the top of my Safari screen: “Dark theme is turned on. Go to Hamburger menu > Settings to switch between light and dark theme at any time.” I’m sure someone working at Google was thinking about fast food too much while programming the site. But it made me hungry too.
Nevermind the eye glitch on the Furby, imagine my Sister's Furby from back at the height of their popularity glitching out in the voice and going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and spending several minutes trying to figure out where the noise is coming from.
12:22 I can actually explain this one a little - this happens generally when your cable tv is interrupted - generally because of heavy rain, snow or hail.
Me eating my 38474 bowl EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Country of Purchase: Austra- ... wait Country of Purchase: *Czech Republic* Choose your Language: Eng- ... wait again Choose your Language: *Croatian* Choose another Language: Ger- ... WTF Choose another Language: *French*
Friend: We're going out tonight, you coming?
Me: Can't. My microwave said no.
Please I beg no one to like this comment please keep it at 69 likes
NataliE FrEitas literally 70 when I see it now xD
420 it is
310
Lol
microwave: no
*Detroit: Become Human*
Yasssss duuude(dudett if you're grl)
64 likes.
Good.
*Um, yes 911? My microwave has become deviant please send help-*
@@alyssadurm7589 and at this point you understand that you've been stabbed by your own Microwave. And also North is running at it and screaming "i knew you could do this, son!"
This entire subreddit is just dbh
In french, "avocat" means both "lawyer" and "avocado" so it's probably something to do with the translations
another reason french is dumb
It is actually the nuetacal word for testicle
3:46 As a bit of a coder myself, I can explain why this happened (bot exactly).
Since there was two teams, something in the code broke and he was naming a *third* team. But since the third team doesn't exist, instead of giving them strings (words), it offered him two undefined values.
Therefore, even when he said "undefined", he asked again, because the option didn't match the value (and it never would, since text is strings).
I hope I explained it clearly!
Nvm
cool
or i thought the phone was too slow to load the names
Dynamic type casting really fucks you over sometimes lol
"The microwave knows you're going for your third helping of instant ramen"
I feel called out...
It's all that sodium it makes your voice high
That's why I eat it
James Velasquez look out chirren that’s a lotta sodium
Who wants to intentionally make their voice higher pitched
@@therealcat5794 me
Ikr!
0:56 *screen violently shaking*
Damian in the most bored sounding voice “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”
If you click 0:55 multiple times it sounds like it could be a great alarm sygnal
0:56
@@haroldasgaming6088
hall
@@DaesoTheOne the
@@haroldasgaming6088 ding- *_"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"_*
the lawyer one actually made me laugh a lot lmao: "lawyer" in Italian is "avvocato" which is really similar to "avocado" and me and my family like to joke about that
In French the word for avocado and lawyer are the same word
thats cool LOL
pretty much same thing in danish
In french Avocado is Avocat and the lawyer is Avocat
@@bararmgaming7632 what about in damianish?
14:34 props to him for actually saying it
7:08 avocado in french is "avocat"
a lawyer in french is also "avocat"
I confirm im french
@@fruitymf6952 Avec un pseudo pareil, je pense que "La tranche de pain" aussi...
R/hmmm
Came down here to say that.
Just thought about why it seemed familiar
Friend: what's your favorite fruit?
Me: *T H E L A W Y E R*
It gave me a good giggle! And yup it’s indeed a French thing.
Can confirm
also, “lawyer” in spanish is “abogado”, I believe
@@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894 Yes, but avocado is "aguacate" and not "abogado" so the joke don't really work x)
i too like the lawyer
That one where he got 100/90 is totally a written driving test. They will find any way possible to fail you on the free first attempt.
"I'm an orphan"
Sam: Excellent.
* Pulls out a shotgun *
*I'm here to help keep it that way*
Me: Hi there sign! How’re you doing?
Sign: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: Yeah. Me too.
Looks like someone caused a buffer overflow
That sounds Like something from let'sgameitout xD
en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
big mood
me: hi there synth how're you doing
the synth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
me: yeah me too
Need a stronger password? Just put in the whole Bee Movie script and page numbers and a couple random characters sprinkled in.
Yes
with it being the bee movie script you actually lose a lot of entropy -- if the hacker manages to know your password length they're certain to at least try the bee movie script.
In other words...
_According to all known laws of cryptography, there is no way the Bee Movie as a password can be cracked. Its length and implied entropy are much too large to get a reasonable number of guesses off the ground. But of course, the password, gets cracked anyway._
Wow
thx- lol
r/technicallythetruth
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART! 0:52
Game: While holding forward, hold down “Error” to sprint
Damien: Yeah, which button is that?
Game: Ok boomer
"Australia - It's mine now!"
Every Czech person watching: Yeah....nooo.
RRRrrrrrrrr4r4rrrrrrrrr4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrrrrr
Nothing happened to anyone. Dude do you think anyone would believe this? People are really stupid sometimes...
How many Czechs are here 😂
@@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797 uh what
Too many czech aroud 😂
He’s not wrong
French:
-the lawyer= l’avocat
-the avocado= l’avocat
All lawyers are avocados
That's bizarre.
"Avocados at law"
Ever watch Daredevil?
The main guy's friend is drunk and says avacado instead of, uh, I forgot what he said, but you gotta watch it. It's hilarious 😂
Even funnier, the Spanish word for male lawyer (abogado) sounds more like avocado than the Spanish word for avocado (aguacate)
Almost the same in Danish.
Avocado: avokado
Lawyer: Advokat
i love software gore there's almost no way anything cursed can slip through into the subreddit
13:43
redditors when they see a minion:
Person: Where's your lawyer?
Me: *Places avocado*
Here he is. This is my lawyer
Looks legit
@omar garaali hi bot
Thats a french joke for real, it doesnt work quite well in english tho
@Dylan Bundren Perhaps
You would win
"Country of purchase: Australia"
"It's mine now, I own it"
_completely disregards the Czech flag_
thats not a Czech flag you dum dum thats Alabama.
That's Ecuador, fools.
@@pr_gr8760 no its Alabama
It’s West Virginia
@Levi Russell actually it’s italy
i was absolutely dying through the entire video but "how you showin me this screen bud?" KILLED ME
1:35 i love how calmly he says “its mine now”
1:30
Doctor: *How do you feel?*
Me: *Depressed.*
Doctor: *Why?*
Me: *Even My Microwave denied me...*
You: Can I get a prescription?
Doctor: No.
Aaryan Gupta theres 69 likes.
*_and i know how to ruin it_*
edit: i changed it to 70 likes, fight me.
Aaryan Gupta hey we have the same profile picture!
Welcome to r/im14andthisisdeep
666 likes :o I’m 666th like
1:21 Is just a physical version of the 'task failed successfully' meme.
I was thinking that too.
Yeah, lol
Am i right lads OR AM I RIGHT LADS
@@damon3128
Me: "They're right."
*That's not one of the options*
@@damon3128 You are right lad!
14:01 that glass is not a terrible guy
8:05 no one is going to understand this but micheal looks like one of the homeland security investigation agents that is followed on the show to catch a smuggler
1:32 It is not about buying Australia. It is about the fact that there is Czech Republic flag next to it.
Yeah! I mean- thATS Not auSTrALA
And yet he understood that 4:38 was the Croatian flag rather than the American or even the British.
@@japanpanda2179 I guess noone gives a damn about Czech Republic. :D :D no sea, no well known celebrity, nothing that special. :D :D. It really sucks living here. (Jk, I like it here)
Or Czechoslovakia
r/whooosh
The way Damien talks is what I imagine sans sounds like.
N- no just-
Just dont put that image in my head.
Omg I can hear that XD
Yes.
Me to
*E.*
True
3:08 *WHY THIS IS SO RELATABLE?*
That elevator at the beginning was just the willy Wonka elevator.
"I'm AAAAAAAAA and you're watching Disney channel!"
This comment made me laugh 😂😂😂
Ok yes, just yes! 🤣
I how it fell
So you could say you feel 😞😞👀😩😩😩😬🤔😞💦😈😭 about replies
Yea
“Microwave says no. *NO* you’ve had enough.”
LMAO 😆😂
Quiet machine
I have as much as I want
Moon Of Stealth me:*puts cold food to the microwave*
Microwave:NO.
Me:why not?
Microwave:I am tired of u putting food in me!
Me:so
Microwave:*malfuncions*
Me:what in the...
Wow
6:17 "the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"
I still think its funny that iPhones actually have a feature programmed in so that times on the phone can say BC even though the first iPhone was made in the 2000's
"The lawyer" probably come from a lazy translation
Where avocado in french is Avocat
And avocat is also lawyee
*lawyee*
Copiee. 😂
"Nelson & Murdock: Avocados at Law"
yup, i was gonna say that
me too
Damian: is that Skyrim?
Editor: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR GAMING PRIVLIGES!!!!!
that made me angry
Hippity hoppity your gamer card is nobody’s property
Kaitlyn Buck
2:49 and this is Clash Royale
I got so trigger when he said that
You think that was bad? Bruh he called Terraria te-RAW-ria. Like bruh cmon👁👄👁
10:25 dudes got an external battery... or two... or thirty
I'm surprised how some of the guys in Emkay are capable of speaking gibberish so perfectly.
"How many players do we have?"
"2"
"Great! That will be *2 teams.* Okay, before we begin, let's give you funny names!"
" *Team 3* "
Where did this team come from?
A new challenger approaches!
*UNDEFINED*
Your pfp want me to commit Steven universe in growing pains
Cake Pops Animations nice
FBI agents
One of the teams named themselves Team 3
"I'm an orphan."
*Good*
_Let's keep it that way_
I got adopted, but then Sam killed my new family...
I'm scared.
It has 69 likes.
Perfection
Nice.
Is that a threat
That microwave thing at the start is a pretty good idea, because imagine if it has an option for people who are trying to lose weight, they put an option where they can only use the microwave 3 times per 6 hours, and it will only become available for 3 next in 6 hours
9:37 given the rough date of this video, not the pic. that would still be about £67.2 million in tax.
1:37 Damien that’s the flag of the Czech Repulbic you’re missing the joke
GoldenGuardian
I just got into learning countries so I laughed so hard when it showed the Czech Republic flag instead of the Australian flag.
I'm in the Czech Republic rn on holiday
Emma Lyke Wow! Thats awesome! I’ve been before and it’s beautiful. I hope you have a great holiday
I live in Czech Republic.
I'm from czech republic. But sadly I don't live there.
5:25
Get it?
It’s cause Bob Ross is everything.
BOB ROSS IS THE WORLD.
Thanks person with an aquamarine profile pic
Bob Ross is ZA WARUDO.
Wait... it's all Bob Ross?
@@tokiWren nice
@Matilyn Bryant Yup
12:30 hell channel
4:10 the programming language's undefined is not equal to a user entered undefined (like the charater null is 00000000, but a user-typed "null" is 4 charaters
what the user is typing is a string and undefined isn't a string
maybe they coded the program on js??
Let’s be real here that 257 TB drive was just their “homework” folder.
The whole drive? Might as well call it Windows "Home" Edition then.
no it’s minecraft memes
Wow, that person must be really lazy.
@@burgertank0324 lol u didnt get it
they hid their minecraft memes in their homework folder
When your microwave tells you no, you know you've got a problem.
the microwave doesnt want to micro wave
THIS IS THE MICROWAVES RESPONSE TO WHEN YOU TRY AND MICROWAVE METAL :O
I'm waiting for my sign to come, so I know my microwave hates my popcorn addiction. XD
@@ryancatgames4279 mk
@@ryancatgames4279 this is funny
6:12 ayo my man, that’s older than the universe…
13:18
Ah yes, colder than the universal limit. Might need a coat
I think there's gonna be light snow. *light*
Absolute zero is -273°C (-459°F?)
1:30 - We'll just ignore the fact that the flag demonstrated with Australia actually belongs to the Czech Republic.
That is the fucking Softwaregore. We don‘t ignore it.
Looks like Damien is not a geography nerd. Oh well...
It's called Czechia, not the Czech Republic anymore
@@broddamuss4193 It's still Czech Republic, Czechia is the biggest part of the country so a lot people call it that way
KroneYT, well I‘m not.
9:42
*when thanos snaps but there’s an odd number of people*
One gets ripped in half
Cursed comments
Piranadude Piranadude r/cursedcomments
@Thanos usernamechecksout but ok
Y/whatareyoutalkingabout
My favorite part is 4:28
Mother:” ‘random name’ come here, the guests are here”
Me:”0:00”
In Red Dead Redemption he did that thing where you can run off a cliff until you see the ground
In the game it probably had a glitch in the visual programming there for causing it to look like its floating
is that skyrim... that man has never played any game in his entire life
How to walk on air in cartoons:
NEVER.
NEVER LOOK DOWN.
NEVER.
Is tHaT sKyRiM
Oh, you mean flying at -9.81m/s
Flag: *Is of the Czech Republic *
Damienn: Lol, the glitch is that I bought Australia!
Yes, thank you for calling my country chez republic. :D
@@p3rz3r09 ejjj ma boi nějakej čech here ? 😂😂😂
@@adllushka j jsme čech :d
@@adllushka taky taky :D
Bro I need the chez mix
"You've scared away the centimeters" is now a par of my regular vocabulary
Mom: So what’s wrong?
Me: So I was trying to heat up leftovers, and my microwave said no…
EmKay: Is this Skyrim?
Everyone Else: Are you serious?
2:10
That's what mods are for.
Look right below it
He didn't say skyrim
He said skyram
I know right It’s red dead
@Zakku Which is why his editor called him out, obviously
The lawyer for avocado is because the French word for both is “avocat” Someone used google translate
Yea sombody frensh must have
Boi I was about to comment this but you already got there
@@williambristow2795 me too
are you from romania my dude?
Exactement
14:30 (transcribing the crowd) i love the fact that the captions try making out what you're saying
This video has got me laughing then about to stop then the next post comes up and I laugh again and the cycle repeats
11:57
“I’m an orphan”
“Excellent. I’m here to help keep it that way.”
This made me laugh so hard that I wheezed. My dog looked at me like I was absolutely insane and, frankly, I don’t blame him.
I clicked on this, and i got an AD
Calm down, Duolingo!
I laughed so hard I ascended.
*ANGRY TECHNOBLADE NOISES*
this is awkward
That made me laugh too 🤣
Red Dead Redemption 2: *exists*
Damien: Is this Skyrim?
oof
Red Dead Redemption 2: Am I a joke to you?
*GAMER CARD REVOKED*
You beat me to the joke..
James Tucker R.I.P. read dead
The King Dice theme in the back makes these even more memey and it’s perfect
I've never laughed so hard from someone trying to pronounce "Snoqualmie"
"Country of Purchase...Australia" with a Czech republic flag xDD
2 in price of 1
You czech
@Ondřej Krtek Vyroubal me
Yeah he didn't get the joke there lol
@Ondřej Krtek Vyroubal ok then
0:55 he screamed in lowercase
AAAAAAAAAAAA, BBBBBBBBBB, and CCCCCCCCCC. The trilogy.
aaaaaaaaaaaa
@@OrangeAsh DDDDDDDDDDDD, EEEEEEEEEEEEE, FFFFFFFFFFFF comes back
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@1wjpf_709 GGGGGGGGG HHHHHHH IIIIIIIIII this May...
0:31 - That reminds me of my dream where a house we were at had ~921 floors
It was one of my only dreams where there was an explanation for the weird things: They made a tunnel underground. So, simply, floor 921 was on the surface, not the moon.
I encountered an r/softwaregore moment a while ago. I was on Google searching about Mighty the Armadillo, and I had the dark theme enabled. Here’s what Google said at the top of my Safari screen: “Dark theme is turned on. Go to Hamburger menu > Settings to switch between light and dark theme at any time.” I’m sure someone working at Google was thinking about fast food too much while programming the site. But it made me hungry too.
‘the microwave knows you’re going for your third helping of instant ramen’
Hungry Naruto: *am I a joke to you?*
My man
Sasuke: *YES YOU ARE*
O yes
@@Akyure i appreciate your existance
@@moppot6276 😂
The phone is currently off, would you like to turn on the phone?
**turns on phone**
why did it turn off?
I'm still hunting
seeing you everywhere Justin Y. #2
oh no mr pringles posessed spongebob
Ah well then
Stop following me yellow pringles man
i saw that
it said
“I don’t even play Stallaris & I still felt that one.”
lol
The thing that flashes by says "I don't even play Stallaris and I felt that one
Cinema: You are now watching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Emkay: ooh my favorite movie
😂😂😂😂😂
Better plot than endgame, Batman dies btw
12:27 that is channel 666, broadcasting live from hell
*gets an ad*
Hmm...I fell off my chair ;-;
Today we will be playin DOOM 2016
katie killjoy and tom trench
I can see why, you get ads
I like it when the narrator says snoqualmie the auto caption can detect it flawlessly, but when the TTS voice says it, they detected 'snow kwame'
Nevermind the eye glitch on the Furby, imagine my Sister's Furby from back at the height of their popularity glitching out in the voice and going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and spending several minutes trying to figure out where the noise is coming from.
4:35 it also says “german” with a French flag
Ur right
yeah i guess im german now
#failedagain
Yeah
@@ben_5964 France+German= Freman Attack Germany???
THE TABLES HAVED TURNED
Emkay: sees a video game
Also Emkay: I've never seen this game in my life
I WANT THAT FURBY. It's so perfectly creepy. Like something from an 80's art installation, but with a 90's toy.
Me: ight I gotta go watch a movie
Friend which movie?
Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What food do you want?
Oh!! I’d like some aaaaaaaaaa
Hello,can I own a house?
House owner:yes,what house?
Me:the AaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAa house
My friends: what game we playing
My mind: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me: chipotle
My friends thinking about it : AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Red Dead Redemption: *Exist*
Damien: Is this Skyrim??
Yes I am aware several people have already said this
is this skyram
Sadgrip Indeed
I’m so confused about how this man possibly thought that read dead was Skyrim
damien also does not know that there are different versions of minecraft
Uhhh Eggs. It’s because he is not a real gamer
12:22 I can actually explain this one a little - this happens generally when your cable tv is interrupted - generally because of heavy rain, snow or hail.
When he said "this man has unlimited power" *i cant breathe*
Emkay: your having your third thing of instant ramen you’ve had enough
Me actually eating my third bowl : you can’t stop me
I can only get through one haha
me eating 69 bowls while stopping time:
Me eating 420 bowls raw: *Pathetic.*
Me eating my 38474 bowl
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh
hahaha
hahahah
*Read More*
My iPad is currently stuck at 70%. No less. It’s not depleting. It’s just at 70%
Edit: it died eventually
UNLIMITED POWER!
Did it get fixed?
Lol
Oof
Apple: Think defunctional
7:04 kind of looks like a start of a Turn-Based RPG boss fight
I was not ready for that Lil Jon WHAT 😭
Country of Purchase: Austra- ... wait
Country of Purchase: *Czech Republic*
Choose your Language: Eng- ... wait again
Choose your Language: *Croatian*
Choose another Language: Ger- ... WTF
Choose another Language: *French*
France: *PAY BACK*
France got revenge for Splatoon 3
“Lia” the
“land”
“Man”
Im from Czech Republic I was like uhm, then wait!*rewind the video**visibly confused*
It’s called “The lawyer” because in French lawyer is “Avoca” and in English it’s called avocado
And in french, « avocat » also means lawyer, it’s all depends on the context!
In dutch an avocado is avocado and an lawyer is advocaat, so I think there are more languages where those two words are simmilar
@Shellby ook goedendag
Avocado sounds fairly similar to avogado which means lawyer in spanish😂😂😂 usually google translate get things like these confused
@@tygovanheumen2701 my man's talking caveman language.
3:29 nice to see that our humor doesnt change
2:33 i honestly noticed nothing wrong with this part until he pointed it out.
EmKay’s most spoken quotes:
gnarly
chief
*intense laughing*
@just random content 60th comment
@@arntck *S H U S H*
you forgot bud UwU
You forgot DUNCE.
do you mean: *WHEEZE*
6:17
"Darling, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...I would have done so already"
Wow its mama furry
Alastor joined the chat
XD Alastor
Alastor the radio furby
Get my like ya mister fancy talk creepy voice!!!
Al is my fave
10:51 “dee rah toor dance” I’m dying lmfao
My ears agree with you when I'm in a quiet room.
When the Czech flag says Australia:
*Hold Up-*
a czech person writing this comment xD
@@probablymeep8426 and another Czech person is writing this one
@@kjiop1180 ahojj
@@probablymeep8426 no čau
you dont know could be the chechoslovakia flag 🤔