ALL OF r/SOFTWAREGORE
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- čas přidán 5. 06. 2024
- An hour of the top posts from r/Softwaregore on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Video credits below.
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Damien ► / damienlee
Robin ► / xycronva
also Robin ► / @xycron
Jack ► / @jaymick
Damien | uh... leave call??: 0:00
Robin | say cheese!: 10:20
Damien | AAAAAAAAAAAA: 19:19
Jack | please leave me alone: 35:24
Damien | OK: 46:07 - Komedie
I'm Italian and i can confirm that table spin aimlessly here.
The tables just keep turning.
The tables have (and always were) turned
I can also confirm
I was watching CZcams on my Samsung laptop 2018 then a green box appears so I play back and it doesn't disappear it continues until the green essence kills my screen and I never saw the laptop ever again
I also can confirm
New drinking game:
Every time Damien says “I don’t like that” you take a shot
Fuckin rest in peace
See you in the hospitol
@@6idiotsinabunker59 Why are YOU in hospital?? Let’s start with that
@@mommywithnokidsss many things can happen when there are 6 idiots in a bunker
Ok I will say how it goes
Lmao the opening title error screens were hilarious
“[Restart computer] [Try again] [Forget it, I’ll just watch TV]”
“Sonic is hacking your computer
[WTF]”
“Your computer sucks [so what]”
Edit: why did I get 47 likes for a comment that’s probably not even og 💀
10:20😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
10:20 Anand d sh...
49:29 king fi pende jumpscare
Congratulations Emkay. You have successfully gotten my ADHD ass to sit down and watch a full 1-hour episode without stopping, as to how, I couldn't answer.
Same!!!
Same
Same
Gicf
Tolito pap
Sneegerkfgggdtf
Same
8:08 That chair next to the clipping tables has third wheel vibes.
Lol
0:00 WE BREAKING OUR COMPUTER WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
If I remember correctly the thing at 57:42 isnt actually software gore, i mean it could be, but at some point during a team go rocket event (I think it may have been the go fest one a while back) there were multiple notifications that were just "R"
I love how nostalgic this video was,at the intro.
yeah
@Squid Game 🅥 omg it's squid game hahahahaha it's definitly not a rick roll😄
@Squid Game 🅥 tbh people was once smart doing rickrolls but nowadays its just stupid bots failing stupidly remeber the guy who rickrolled youtube? it was smart
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Angels in the Bible be like: 44:06
37:38 The impressive thing about this is that most of these simplified logos are perfectly recognizable, when you only see a half of each
tbf.. thats kinda the point of logos in general
to be easily recogniazable evne if only parialy visible
simplified logos just make the overall design simpler making it more easily recongnizable
1:38 The "Villager sleeping outside on the ground" bug on steroids xD
Me: *sees a ton of cat photos in a slideshow* Awe, cute!
Also Me: *sees a weird wooden thing*
Me After: *laughing uncontrollably*
7:28 I’m not focused on the software gore, I’m focused on how paying $1 is “free”
Guys they are selling free coffee for 1$
i ruined your 69
bruh, im green years old
@@super-weegee im-y-years-old
I'm e years old
Damian: "what game is this, is it Skyrim"
Me: "when did Skyrim get a mini map"
Since never
Mods do exist
he said skyram
male sheep in da sky
@Lissy Gutierrez the compass doesn't count
Bruh, dont you remember the elder scrolls into rdr and rdr2
59:11 Everything is screaming
WHAT THE HECK DID HE DO TO HIS DESKTOP
Which of these products would you like to purchasing: 5:26
Some funny small mustache german dude in 1930s: All of them!!
Some bald Italian guy: Can you share with us, too?
idk why but “the lawyer” consistently cracks me up without fail
I can explain that, actually. “An avocat” in French is both “avocado”and “the lawyer” so it was a result of crappy translation.
@@sgmahoney dang can you not ruin his fun?I might be late but I’m only 8 days late but you were way more so you can’t say anything about that
@@sgmahoney Un avocat*
the fact that they are doing the "ALL OF r/" deeply concenrs me
that's was I was thinking are the videos coming to an end?
@@iambored1079 other than that it could be some sort of reddit anniversary?
Deelee recently came to an end so they did these on that channel, and they were so well received that they probably figured to do them here too. Plus it's an excuse to rerelease content with Damien in it
@@karolakaradebolag hopefully that's it
please
please tell me this isn’t giofilms’s channel end again
please…
An explanation for the avocado being called a laywer, it was likely translated from French as “Avocado” and “Laywer” have the same word in French, “Avocat”. or at least to google translate it does, which is where this was probably translated.
6:11 bro flew an entire 787-9 into space
That one person in PTFS be like:
As a developer I would love to make that elevator bit into a real thing lol
lol, where timestamp
38:54
@@krio1267 I forgot to at you. It's 38:54
Then do it
25:56 That mans computer is
H I G H
8 subreddit suggestions:
Robin:
-r/sbubby
-r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
Jack:
-r/ComedyCemetery
-r/garfieldminusgarfield
-r/BreadStapledToTrees
Lexi:
-r/notlikeothergirls
-r/Chadtopia
-r/ofcoursethatsathing
This is my 378th day of doing this, hope they're all done soon.
this is my first day of supporting this, i want this!
Even if it isn’t really by day, you commented over 1k. You madlad.
Omg its been a year+?
Youre a man of focus commitment and sheer will
Your commitment is longer then the Great Wall of China
Hey I've seen you before. You replied on my old comment saying you're not a bot.
Robin says "What are you running that game on, the family toaster?" As if that wasn't the average fps I got playing Minecraft on my dad's 2007 laptop, before I got my own laptop. You know, the computer so old I was unable to update the graphics drivers enough to play on anything past 1.16.4, so by the time I was able to play 1.17, 1.18 was already out
17:00
THE SUMMONING CIRCLE OF MINNI FIGURES ON THE TABLE THO??
0:56 Well, they call it Bakersfield for a pretty obvious reason.
4:54
As a Pokémon Go player, this is pretty normal. It always looks like this when the gym is loading, and it looks terrifying 😟
So, what pokemon is that
As a Pokemon Go player, I can confirm.
@@ordinarily_desperate82 Yes
Can also confirm.
@@ordinarily_desperate82A Blissalaxorn
43:30 I like how their profile is from a song named genocider, really makes the software gore slightly more threatening
1:12 ashley is 18, 32, 21 and 22 all at once!
When i total it her real age is 93
And loves baseball!
19:14 Yes Emkay, you win by making your King evolve into a Mega Chessatron but that only happens when you kill enough wild Links then gain their exp while doing a speedrun of mario64
Been there, done that.
THATS SO FUNNY
you forgot the part where you devolve a pawn and take it's exp too
among
@@pocoyodvpocoyo3303 them
6:52 can we all just have a moment to appreciate damiens incredible scout voice?
Scout when he finds his mom's secret videocamera in her bedroom:
@@TheFrantastic c u r s e d
Can we all just have a moment to appreciate your profile pic?
MUSIC MAN!
@@ThatGreenLED I bet she usually has the camera on when Spy is visiting.
r/blursed
jack: is he thinking of something to say?
me: actually, "she".
the lashes and the skirt
17:10
hey, they're fixing it!.. eventually. that screen is a BIOS recovery screen, and those never auto-open unless you installed some SERIOUS malware, and i'd be suprised if that thing's open to the wider internet at all!
14:32 An acurate portrayal of what keeping up with that game is like
Pain and suffering
Fullmetal Alchemist
*FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST*
@@FunnyFany 😠
😄
Sounds like a Pokémon
I'm laughing so hard at the fact that Robin thinks linux is windows vista... not 1, but 2 times
same
Same ngl It was funny
At 4:50, it looked like that guy's phone decided to play solitaire with his apps.
48:09 guy at the drive thru says
"Hello um
Aren't you aware that your computer is-" **gets interrupted**
"Yes my computer is... Having a hard time going through a Bad day at a Bad Drive thru..."
Bro I can listen to 10:19 all day, someone make a loop out of that :D
I first this!
After scrolling for a long time I find a man of culture and enlightenment
So cool yeah someone make a remix out of that
@@meesamkhan4767r/hadastroke
The TV had a Stroke
*Oh yeah, another legendary compilation!*
*So legendary.*
Woo
I need a tihi one
I love software gore so Y E S
@🎄Santa Claus🎄 as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.
3:46 connection is faster than light, that pretty good
26:06
Here is the reason (maybe) why this happened:
IN FRENCH:
Lawyer - Avocat or Avocata
Avocado - Avocat
(i don't speak french, i just saw a video on it once)
18:22 - NO WAY ITS MY POST
Context: my MacBook’s SSD died so i tried downloading macOS on an external drive. After like 3 hours of trying, it didn’t work because I formatted the drive in AFS which wasn’t supported by the ANCIENT OS I was installing.
Honestly it makes a bit of sense that avocado is translated to "The lawyer" because in French, avocado is "avocat" and it also means lawyer. lmao
Nelson & Murdock, Avocados at law!
@@loganstewartmusic I understood that reference
Same was boutta mention that but thought nobody would get it
I thought it was because avocado and the spanish word for lawyer (abogado) sound/read so similar
Also in Russian language
i love watching Emkay while eating an entire chili bowl
47:13 AMBER ALERT
YOU WILL DIE OF CORRUPTION!!!
Key Points in Damien's second segment:
21:51 Damien lost his Gamer card twice. The second time was Clash Royale
25:25 The Furby is downloading your soul
25:48 XBOX turns into your parents trying to act cool
26:16 Spectrum creates a paradox
27:09 CZcams has an aneurysm
26:17 CJ go brrrrrrrr
Classic Spectrum.
22:39 The game is Drive Ahead!
28:50 that's like those levels in beatsaber where you have to intentionally mess up.
"Now wait just one minute-" and "Hey wait a second-" are my favorite quotes from Damien because its like he just realizes what happened or as if he didnt expect it and it makes me laugh. Thank you, Damien.
" that's right! We emkay are the Internet!". Daily dose of Internet: father...?
Me, and literally the entire world: Vaughan (VON)
Damien: VOG-HON
Entire world: The F*CK'S a Vog-hon?!?
Where even is voghon, never heard of it
@@perigonsr I mean, I don't know where either... I know where Vaughan is, it's near Toronto.
@@mistahjenkins4826 Theres also a Vaughan in Alabama
@@ohcomeonkmsing8889 There is?
... Huh. There is! Interesting. Still, not too sure about a 'Vog-HON'.
6:35 Fun fact, 737,215 days is actually about 2020 years, so the game thinks that the last save was in the year 0 AD.
Smart man
@@johanngaming2956 Not smart, I just know how to use a calculator lol
@@KainceeYT smart use of a calculator
did you mean 1 BC?
Bro was playing with baby Jesus
0:54 I’m actually from Bakersfield, it always feels like this in the summer. It’s one of the only reasons my city is popular. Korn was risen from here.
"Task failed successfully!", "Task Manager has stopped responding" - You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them.
Ah yes my favorite Walgreens slogan "Measles Available here"
Ah yes my fresh farm raised measles
5:58
F
*respects have been paid*
F
F
F
its been 6 months since i first saw this and i JUST realised the intro was same as the original music. ver epik
I listen to these videos while drawing and this intro freaked me out for a second
Ah yes, all of the *suffering* and *pointless rage* in one video
@🎄Santa Claus🎄 as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.
Yes
@@rtg55 he isn’t a bot also do u want a link? Imma edit this comment to show u the link
Edit: ok here’s the link: czcams.com/video/PXqcHi2fkXI/video.html
@@TatsugiriTheFeesh damn that was my first time, good job
@@TatsugiriTheFeesh its a good song ngl
Damian: "Can we have a F in the chat for this dudes Raspberry pi sense hat"
Me: Ah! Yes. F
f
F
f
F (Can we please appreciate the fact that this stranger currently has 69 like?)
@@pastel_moth_guts yes, but who the h3ll ruined it
The Bakersfield weather thing just reminds me of that one clip of the weather man seeing a messed up temperature rating and just completely straight faced, says "Everyone in McKinney is dead."
54:58 I remember when I was younger I watched a kids show where the main characters name was leap
bakersfield is baking
Yeah i think it's done now bro
@@rafaeldamatakvellestad5878 burnt out
I remember hearing the video meme and the weatherman saying: "everyone in bakersfield is dead, and uhh..."
Bakingfield
9:43 I ALMOST CHOKED FROM LAUGHTER
SAME LOL
Same
My Dad told me one time where a ticket machine in a parking garage was rapidly going "Pleaseinsertyourparkingticketpleaseinsertyourparkingticketpleaseinsertyourparkingticketpleaseinsertyourparkingticket" with like no delay.
3:53 ok so fun fact 65535 is one of the most known high numbers in software, which makes this all the more interesting
25:24 Me: What do you see Furby?
The furby: I see death. Blood and death.
The -0 one is possibly very exciting from a numerical representation perspective. Theres two ways to represent negative numbers with only binary, ones complement and twos complement. Basically for an 8 bit number 4, b00000100 if you want -4 in twos complement, what most modern computers use, itd be all the bits flipped +1. So b11111100. But ones complement just flips the bit, so b11111011. The interesting thing tho about ones complement is that -0 is a valid concept and is distinct from 0
Thanks for the math lesson-
yes
Since ones complement is not used, it's much more likely that this is a floating point number. Those have distinct +0 and -0.
@@NekiCat i think in really old systems it is used, and that elevator did look old. I have no idea why youd use floating point in an elevator.
@@Palmtop_User It's possible. But since this is Softwaregore, I won't ask why someone would use floats.
This is really, the best subreddit and hearing Damien's laugh again made my depression go away.
F for the raspberry’s respect 😭😭
F for the raspberry pi
@@protogen21 no
@@protatochipgiffs7101 no U.
3:44 Koreans: It's on LTE man, it's gonna be that slow.
Also us using WiFi: THIS IS FAST!!
This is truly the emkay video of all time
48:45 Spider-Man has reaches the level no other man can achieve, level Jesus.
51:45 They used FaceApp, and the guy on the right still has a bit of the guy on the left's beard
26:08 It’s a translation from french, “Avocat” is both the term for avocado and lawyer
9:17 FOR THE LOVE PF GOD YOU PRONOUNCE IT “VON” NOT VOGAN
"An airport is the last place I'd expect to see a glitch like this..."
As someone who works at an airport, I can confirm that junk like 17:38 happens all the time to the information marquees. I once saw an arrivals screen glitch out and the list ended up displaying sideways. Some have also been on for so long without a break that they've burned images into the screens, which can make them hard to read.
34:47 It's a refresh issue, to save on resources many programs and websites don't update the entire picture for every frame of a video, only the parts that change.
Also, a common method of compression is to look for pixels that have been translated but otherwise stay the same (e.g. if an object moves left in the video, it may be able to just move the pixels already corresponding to that object to the left, instead of updating the image with data from this new frame).
Issues like this appear when the program effectively misses a change in the image, so you move to the next frame and it keeps the entire image the same, but more importantly it thinks that this old image is what this new frame is supposed to look like.
So then when things begin to move in this new image, it causes the parts of the image corresponding to the movement to be updated while any stationary parts of the image stay the same, and if compressed as mentioned above, any pixels it would be translating to a new location will still be the pixels of the old image, just moved.
In this case, the effect was particularly pronounced because the new scene had very little movement or other changes frame to frame, if for example the video had instead cut to a scene of someone looking out the window of a moving car, the majority of the image would have very quickly updated due to the amount of change each frame, and in either case if the scene after the erroneous one is an entirely new the image, the video will return to normal as the entire image is updated.
🤓
@@crazyrobloxjj shut up
Bro what if you try explaining that@@crazyrobloxjj
GREAT way to continue it
I remember once I was using an interactable ad but then the moment I stopped moving I started going at the speed of light and no clipping into the void where my character started to look like a Roblox avatar having a seizure when they go too fast or too far away from spawn.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the editor making the intro “crash” screen noises the emKay theme
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1:40 I had to stop the video to catch my breath and stop laughing after seeing this part. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time.
William Afton, ladies and gentlemen.
This is called CGA.
@@no_service429 I can just imagine when your graphics card/integrated graphics fail it just turns into CGA
The Bakersfield one reminds Gerald of the ‘Everyone in (whatever state it was) Is dead.’ Meme.
this channel stopped me from relapsing. these guys are silleh 3
The amount of jokes that fly over Damien’s head is astonishing.
R/softwaregore is like r/ihadastroke but for computers
Yes
Yes
Actually it’s the other way around and computers are people
Yes but also no!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:40 This is why you don’t facetime Hugo Weaving while watching Avengers.
3:42 bros internet surpassed light speed for a second
1:48 looks like an extremely distorted Ronald McDonald.
9:24
she looks like that one image of the guys pointing at something with shocked expressions
To take the picture at 4:55, you have to have fast fingers, but that always happens when there is more than three Pokémon in a gym.
6:18 that laugh😂
ok but this is the first compilation that actually made me die of laughter
1:42 I laughed at his laugh more than the actual photo 🤣🤣That looks hilarious and terrifying at the same time
25:38
The fact that software gore happened to a software gore video is just hilarious
31:33 You unlocked a secret channel and released an ancient blood curse
0:50 I love how the auto translator got that from what was probably "tried to take their kids fastest relief pitch to second base" or something along those lines.
“The error is unknown because the guy who wrote this part of the code quit a while back and he was like really really smart and the rest of us are not really sure how this works or what to do….
BTW. If you are that guy please give us a call and let us know what to do.”
“Sonic is hacking your computer”
“An error occurred while displaying the previous error”
“Your computer sucks”
“Something happened
_something happened_ “
I love those so much! Made me laugh right away! Good job editor!
yea good job
"is this cs:go?"
two years later, nope, it's probably insurgency : sandstorm
Drinking a wine glass of Custard while watching the 👌 channel
Livin life
Yes software gore do I love it, I have been waiting for this compilation
@🎄Santa Claus🎄 as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.
@Just wow as we speak, all bots need to be banned so help me report them.
I like to watch videos like this while eating dinner, and I nearly choked many many times from laughing so hard. I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.
Same-
evil bio ico be like:i hate watching videos like this and i never choke on my food
same
why?
Same-
damien: "can we get a hi gio in the comments?"
everyone: *doesnt do it*
any way hi gio!
Lol the POWERADE got me dying 😂