7:54 I don't think anyone realized, but their clock reads 7:62 10 months later: Yeah, i just wanted to look back at my comments and found this and also found out it is my most popular one.....
6:03 The fact you get "We are going through security procedures to prevent automatic registration" when you translate the Korean just makes this funnier! 😂
Facts bro, I live near one of the highschools, shits ass, I don't even go outside for fear of heat stroke, never even heard of heat stroke before I came here, fucking wild too with valley fever shit too
@@tarrenr8159 I know that was the joke. If (the) AUX has something to do with the time it was, I wooshed. But EmKay said nothing about the time. Maybe I'm wrong and the AUX has connection with the time. But I do not know.
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good thing the population hitting the signed 32 bit integer limit didn't wrap all the way around to -2,147,483,648. I think the universe might be running 64 bit anyways.
Its just clock Who the fuck uses just 1 word for an app HeY tHiS iS my neW aPp: R U N Its a running app Btw as a Dutch person i can confirm that the Dutch language is just Satan ejaculating. Thats our origin. And why Ffs are we called the low lands, we aren’t that shitt- oh nvm Anyway here is a dutch sentence: Mijn penis zit vast in de vaatwasser. I think you can find out what it means
FKboi || Yeah, I agree. The Dutch language it’s weird as fuck but in some instances it’s hilarious. I got a sentence for you: “Je moeder is een plopkoek.”
hey, that post at 8:13 was mine, i just wanted to get this off my chest. my post was a screenshot from a video showcasing various undertale glitches and such. i was rather young at the time and never wanted to steal interactions or anything of the sort from the original video uploader, i didnt even think of the sort. emkay was and still is one of my channels and seeing it come up still brings me some joy, but i honestly dont think its deserved anymore, it got 9k or so upvotes from people who were unaware. i dont even use reddit anymore. i dont have an account, i rarely ever even visit the site.
4:08 The RPM of the disk speed is equal to 2^16-1, which means that the RPM is stored in memory as a 16-bit unsigned integer, and that an integer underflow has happened.
F in Chat for Raspberry Pi Sense Hat.
EmKay F
Edit:holy shit that’s a lot of Fs
F
F
F
Sorry man....F
"Did you do it?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"$198.00"
a small price to pay for sOme chEEse
F
"Thanos Throws Cheese On Baby."
A small price to pay for cheese
@@fichcaksksks2704 the fuck
6:54 The amount of years 737215 days is is 2019 years 279 days.
Ah, I haven't played Subway Surfers since 2 AD. What nostalgia!
ikr
@Nicholas Natale Cheese and rice-
@Nicholas Natale same
@Nicholas Natale same
Ah the good ol' days chilling with my tribe mates and playin playing subway surfers.
10:10 just imagine if surprise adoption was a type of weather. “ITS RAINING CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!”
Criminal activity: the weather
you mean abduction? that's just alien weather, but abduction may just be unauthorized adoption
3:03 Jesus walked on water, the anti-Christ swims on land
XD whyyyy???
Ah yes, but saten walks on lava
@@thatonegoose6909 saten-
im sorry but its satan-
@@The-wo2lq or, or, the person just sucks at spelling. I mean, we arent the person who typed it
Damien: a cool 74 degrees
The rest of the world: *confused screaming*
Did you mean: the rest of the world
I agree 74 degrees is deadly
Canadians: also confused screaming
Cow Nuggets *Laughs in 100+ degrees (Not rn, since it’s winter)*
JustSomeRandomArtist :3 how are you not dead?
F
9 likes?
Less gooooooo
Found the comment after watching your video
I was watching the video and decided to try to find the f
a verified human beeing in the comment section :o i am neither
''setup will continue after restarting you'' computer: let's switch places.
7:53 "The AUX is connected"
totally misses the time at 7:62...
CreapyLikeMe yes
That’s the best “Ah shit here we go again” I’ve ever heard
69 likes....
*_Nice._*
4:15
indeed the best Ah sh*t, here we go again.
Hi gio
KingCookieCat Does Stuff 0:04
im the 300th like cool
4:37 bruh thats 12 times hotter then the core of the sun
That's Florida for ya
your laugh kills me with serotonin here.
3:25
3:50
here too
*a software gore in undertale?*
**desperately tries to get it**
Lol
That happened in a speed run I saw
0:04
* wheezes uncontrollably *
Wait when-?
"I broke the interactable ad"
*H A C K E R M A N*
I thought I only breaks you with the fake x
@@lucasherrick1347 Oh nO My BrAiN bRoKe
H
D I m o l t o
@?๖ i ຖ ງ ໐? three words.
stop. animal. testing.
7:43 I like it how u must pay 1$ for a free phone
software gore is the only thing that makes me genuinely laugh
7:54 I don't think anyone realized, but their clock reads 7:62
10 months later: Yeah, i just wanted to look back at my comments and found this and also found out it is my most popular one.....
DillonTG lmao tf
Yeah that mustve been the software gore part
Yeah, would've been funny if someone made a joke about that. Oh wait.
If only someone posted it on e/softwaregore
@Wolfgalaxy Damien literally made a joke about it "moron"
No one:
Person in the call:
Casually turning into the devil
69th like. nice
@@the_nerd_llama1311 nice
Obviously
he looks like the tall thief from Home Alone
@@Dmazza99 you right
Joseph : Have you ever played this game before?
Jotaro : 5:34
All Jumpscared in this vid in order (warning spooky!)
2:09
2:57
3:57
7:09
4:31
That's not software gore. They just live in Hell.
Totallyahooman you mean the Southwest
Europe rn
Speech 100
Texas rn tbh 😢😪🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
They took the saying go to hell to literally
PizzaHut: "Would you like add extra cheese for only $198.00?"
Me: "The hardest choices require the strongest wills."
NO COST TOO GREAT
8:04 F to pay respects to our fallen GioFilms
F
F
F
F
F
9:58 this made me laugh so hard
I mean c'mon, this is literally what we do in America to secure our credit card slide in's.
8:24
“How are benches made?”
“Well when two tables love each other very much...”
Oh no
@@pinkajou656 I agree Oh No
HUH?
Oh noes
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
1:12 no wonder it is called Bakersfield, especially in the summer, where people feel like they’ve been baked in an oven
you b-beat me to it...
*u n a c c e p t a b l e*
Bake
The people living there did it
Fnaaaaaaf
because they probably are being baked
8:00 that happened to me at least once💀
6:03 The fact you get "We are going through security procedures to prevent automatic registration" when you translate the Korean just makes this funnier! 😂
6:49 fun fact: 737215 days is a little over 2019 and a half years.
LMAO
well this is r/softwaregore so time and math dont matter
well i got a software gore cause theres 3 comments and mine says 1
O.O
Lemme try this
Edit: fuck it failed
"I did not hit her, I did not... Oh hi Gio"
Hi gio
Hi DIO
Giorno
a
Im CrYiNg now... So sad he's gone...
5:41
"So usa what do u waht for dinner"
1:13 the bakers in the field are becoming the ones being baked
5:23 my dad: now kids I had to walk this far to get to school
Oh god
I paused the video to look at comments, and lo and behold, I was at 5:23
Audrey Cowsy lmao
F
It took me a sec and thought the wind was spinning a real table and was like "Why is that guy just sitting there like this is normal?" 😂
Hey now I know why there is new tables
09:55 I love how Damien has these random troubles with words and yet can blow through reading any number without commas correctly
"Klok" is not wrong. Its Dutch for clock.
Can confirm
HEYMANDBAYEYWYAYAYAYAYAHEHAHEMMEDIDKCIREHHENWNSNANEKEYYAHAHAHSWKAHNSHUHWHWIWHWJEHAMENDIWKNADMEIDJEHAKDOEODMDMDMSKAJESKJWHWKAH
Ahh so I’m not the only one going back in time
@@epicmattyt6564 r/ihadastroke
Indeed
Rest In Peace those in Bakersfield.
That must’ve been lit.
They're already dying. Their summers are like 100 degrees everyday lol
It sucks ass in here it’s hot as hell
Facts bro, I live near one of the highschools, shits ass, I don't even go outside for fear of heat stroke, never even heard of heat stroke before I came here, fucking wild too with valley fever shit too
F
4SkinTim i think we live by eachother
The camera breaking scared the crap out of me
I know it has been 2 years but Damien wheezes gets me Everytime
Anyone: it isn’t
Me, an intellectual: i t i s a l s o n ‘ t
yee
Itsn't
W h o m s t ' d ' ve
I Us'da'couldn't spell, now I just can'tn't.
Me neithern't
7:53 I think EmKay didn't notice the time it was lol
It's AK o'clock
It’s wooooosh o clock
That's the point....of the joke...sorry you didn't get it mate
@@tarrenr8159 I know that was the joke. If (the) AUX has something to do with the time it was, I wooshed. But EmKay said nothing about the time. Maybe I'm wrong and the AUX has connection with the time. But I do not know.
I watch damien's videos as background when I sleep and I've never slept better
5:21 Uranium? Stones? Nah, mans went full Chernobyl
as a person from bakersfeild, I can confirm it is that hot here
Hell yeah! Representing Wasco here
But is it *that* hot?
@@lydiathekawaiikatyt6284 feels like it
True
no wonder its called bakersfield, your literally getting baked.
6:50 if you do the math, that save was about 2019 years ago...coincidence? i think not.
2019 years and about 9 months ago wtf
i got this 20197.3014
Hmm
@@comparator6163 Look up 737215 days to years on google, it shows 2019.767 xd
The developers forgot to subtract the current unix time LMAO
What I love about all of these narrators is their laughs; they're all contagious.
1:56 the thumbmail
"It's Thanny DeVito." How can I simultaneously love & hate someone so much over three words?!
Our lord and savoir Thanny Devito
fanny devito
10:10 - A "Child abduction weather emergency" is a funny way to warn people of a tornado. 🤔
Why does this this not have more likes? I actually laughed 😂👍
@@raptorbreaker4734 yes
@The UnderTale Family why did you woosh?
@The UnderTale Family how are they wrong, also wooosh is supposed to be used when someone doesn't get a joke.
The UnderTale Family lol rip you got caught misusing r/wooosh
Fun fact: The t in "top" is slight higher than normal 0:14
Fun fact: Someone will carbonate your milk id they get offended enough by this.
@@huongnguyenthu2338 do you not have a general idea of what carbonated milk tastes like?
I cried of laughter at "setup will continue after restarting you"
4:47, klok is Dutch for clock. The gore is the fact that the upper pointer thing is ofset by 1 pixel to the right
Quinten Maas K L O K
@@jobholzken8790 K O K
Emkay Baby, you ready for this K L O K!?
K L O K
WHY THE F*CK IS EVERBODY JUST REPEATING KLOK??????????????????????
"Mommy, how are tables made?"
Mom: *Shows **8:25** to the child*
Member IX hmm
Owhh now i get it i always thought it was weird that they are Made by humans
At 7:38 the time is 00:34
Gameking1happy yeah and?
Isn’t that software gore
9:16
Best so far. 💀
3:14 thats a millitary simulator one of the best actually its much better now
4:43 'Klok' is Dutch for 'Clock', so i have that everyday
nl gang😂😎
Yea lol that was what i was thinking XD
Everyone knows that the Dutch language is a result of software gore
wierd flex but okay
@@photonman0018 nah, a result of German gore
Damien: a cool 75 degrees
Me: *screams in celsius*
*When you want to react to a comment, but dont know what to say. But you want to reply so bad you make this stupid excuse*
Celsius would hurt lol
Edit: damn my spelling sucks
Kitoyo huh, why are you wooshing me? Cause I got the joke.
Me: Dead in Kelvin
Screams in kelvin
2:00 pure definition of horror
Why is r/softwaregore the funniest subreddit I’ve ever seen?
1:58
Leave
Leave
Leave the call
Now
Go
That ain't human
I’m doing this link over and over just to hear his laugh
Imagine being on a video chat with someone and they suddenly start screaming bloody murder and throw their phone across the room.
L
Le
Lea
Leav
Leave
Leave t
Leave th
Leave the
Leave the c
Leave the ca
Leave the cal
Leave the call
Leave the call n
Leave the call no
Leave the call now
Leave the call now t
Leave the call now th
Leave the call now tha
Leave the call now that
Leave the call now that I
Leave the call now that is
Leave the call now that isn
Leave the call now that isn't
Leave the call now that isn't h
Leave the call now that isn't hu
Leave 5he call now that isn't hum
Leave the call now that isn't huma
Leave the call now that isn't human
i am the only one who realized your name- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@IMayBeSlightlyAutism Yes
Nobody:
Stonks Man when he tells the time: Klok
he's called meme man you uncultured swine its basic meme lore
fun fact klok means clock in dutch
@@sexpistolsrealism Dumb man calling people uncultered -_-
knowyourmeme.com
It's meme man dammit
CZcams:how many jumpscares and funny vids do you want. Emkay:yes
good thing the population hitting the signed 32 bit integer limit didn't wrap all the way around to -2,147,483,648.
I think the universe might be running 64 bit anyways.
“$198.00 for a pizza?”
“With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.”
Cohaki customers : daAaaaaaaammmmnn
Lol
Neptune: I'M ONTO YOU, KRABS!
10:09
“The weather outside is looking a little frightful”
*OH THE WEATHER OUTSIDE IS FRIGHTFUL!-*
C. O. R. O. N. A
But the fire is so delightful
And we have no place to go so let it snow let it snow let it snow
G i v e m e t h e c h i l d
A small price to pay for some cheese had me dying
I am enraged that you missed the opportunity to say, “man, Bakersfield’s baking!”
My Left Brain: Hi Giofilm
My Right Brain: F Raspberry
Fi Raspberryfilm
humanmentalgore
Oof
5:34 I was honestly expecting them to edit that JoJo meme of Jotaro saying 'No' over and over again
GamingLoser 590 a missed opportunity ;(
Damien: Never gonna give you hope, gonna let you down
Yes,yes,yes,yes,YES!
@CmooN gaming and art Yes, yes, yes, oh my god...
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1:08 As someone in Bakersfield, yes. I think just need some shade.
3:04 bro smelt some of grandma's pie lol
People : AI will take over the world
AI: but it is alson’t
Yes’nt
no'nt
Maybe’nt
I don't know'nt
whan’tn
“Klok” is an actual word in the Dutch language and yes, it’s hella hilarious.
Its just clock
Who the fuck uses just 1 word for an app
HeY tHiS iS my neW aPp: R U N
Its a running app
Btw as a Dutch person i can confirm that the Dutch language is just Satan ejaculating. Thats our origin.
And why Ffs are we called the low lands, we aren’t that shitt- oh nvm
Anyway here is a dutch sentence:
Mijn penis zit vast in de vaatwasser.
I think you can find out what it means
FKboi || Yeah, I agree. The Dutch language it’s weird as fuck but in some instances it’s hilarious.
I got a sentence for you:
“Je moeder is een plopkoek.”
gamestarlover this would actually be a rare insult
Its a way to call someones mom fat but almost never used
FKboi || it’s underrated
@@gamestarlover that isn't really a sentence. Plopkoek is a made up word from a kids show about gnomes. They say plop a lot and koek means cookie.
Klok: comes up as soon as my alarm from clock app
hey, that post at 8:13 was mine, i just wanted to get this off my chest.
my post was a screenshot from a video showcasing various undertale glitches and such. i was rather young at the time and never wanted to steal interactions or anything of the sort from the original video uploader, i didnt even think of the sort.
emkay was and still is one of my channels and seeing it come up still brings me some joy, but i honestly dont think its deserved anymore, it got 9k or so upvotes from people who were unaware.
i dont even use reddit anymore. i dont have an account, i rarely ever even visit the site.
1:11
I guess you can say Bakersfield is really “BAKING” in this time
I regret everything
😐
the pain is unbearable
*y e s*
Useless Fun fact: That is Bakersfield in North Carolina.
@The ArsonistYT I don't have eny, my channel is dying
Don't call it Bakersfield for nothing 1:11
I love your profile pic. Is that grandma bertha?
Haha
hit or miss oh shit, sHe goT a GuN
My favorite thing is when Netflix glitches and the title is some innocent show and then the description is some horror movie description--
The duck walks over to the lemonade stand
and he said to the man running the stand
7:59 I love how that’s on a software gore video.
A softwaregore video in a video recommended a softwaregore video
XD
"hey dude wanna buy some cheese?"
"sure"
"alright that's 200 dollars"
"why is it so expensive"
"it came from uh italy"
Hi Gio
Uhitaly
@@danielphilliac ah yes
Made from fresh train milk and infused with platinum ore
hi toast
2:50 I would certainly agree. Chemistry turns EVERYONE into living horrors!
Bakersfield is baking in the heat right now
“Bill Nye, the Science Guy”
“Millions died and Europe burned under his insane rule. What transformed him from human to living horror?”
Uhhh...
"Bill! Bill Bill Bill! Bill Nye the science guy!"
@@Rhakjellg
D
i
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@@Rhakjellg "Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill Nye the Tyrant Guy! "
4:43 It's literally Dutch for clock
I think the software gore is how the hands on the clock is not good
@@killercreep1384 no, its the klok.
Kello
K L O K
Is gewoon klok man
8:19
Frisk feels like they're on drugs...
4:40 Your PC was slain by A PRO whilst trying to eliminate viruses
7:53 The Fact That He Didn't Realize That The Time Was 7:62
2:59
“This was how I swam back in the day, kids.”
_OH NO GRANDPA_
"Can you pleeeaase teach me grandpa!?"
Also, the my timer went off right when the Google Assistant software gore showed, no one cares, but still-
His intro always gets stuck in my head like a jail cell
65535 rpm. What a coincidence. It's the maximum amount you can store with 16 bits.
Umm
737215➗365=2019.
My guy didn’t save ever since Jesus was born
This comment is underrated. As. *H e k k .*
actually 2015 since Jesus was born
It's about 2019.7 so in fact subway surfer is older than jesus
Maybe the dude is the second coming of Jesus and he found his old account
F
5:25 I mean, it's Egypt. That is clearly Moses' phone
1:28 i am 32 and i am 74 (and maybe 19 too) . My actual age is 32 for the people that for some reason wanted to know .
4:08 The RPM of the disk speed is equal to 2^16-1, which means that the RPM is stored in memory as a 16-bit unsigned integer, and that an integer underflow has happened.
I don't understand a word you said but you sound smart enough to believe
me: sees wingdings right before the Undertale picture
also me: *sweats*
Oh fuck
And it's hotland!
*panic ensues*
*sweats nervously*
Damn
8:23
"Woah not in public, you cant be doing that here."
Sure you can people do that all the time
@@SE7EN306
Do you know what I'm talking about?
@@leasteregg1173 I don't think he does...
Is that from gta?
hi gio
4:23 From what I know about MacAfee, that seems like a pretty accurate list.
I love that my iPad glitched then I watched this.
8:23 and here we see the tables doing their mating ritual
insane wolves unless...
@@veinfish
n o
Wtf XD
@@Ricky-du2tj welcome to the depths of hell
THIS IS+ CURSEd