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Hey Gio
GioFilms i did :D
4th reply?
It’s software gore so
:) to :(
For once I’m early
The reason it said “the lawyer” at 6:00 is because in French (and I assume many other languages) is because “avocat” is the way you spell both lawyer and avocado
im not french
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Advokat=lawyer in Russian and surrounding countries
Enfin un français ?
we always ask “is iphone” but never “how’s iphone” 😔
sugargay???? Philosophers be like “is iPhone”
So sad ;O;
Is iphone?
some introverted dude iphone is
So *DEEP*
"U need be 1 years old or older" i laughed hard
Ah yes a fetus Will buy this
@@hybrid11 im just gonna delete that comment now
Man, I'm -1 and this is offensive :/
Not trying to be rude but I’ll correct it for you
"You need to be 1 year old or older” I laughed so hard
CZcams when you try to delete a comment: 5:12
Name: Gary
Date of Birth: 4 digits
Age: Space Grey
Gender: Toronto
Height: 2.1 GB
Occupation: Avocado
XD
HmMmm
not avocado, the lawyer
Hotel:IPad
Hahahaa
6:14 The Apple watch is so advance that you don't wear it, it wears you. Your arm is an accessory for the watch now
Not in Soviet Russia
Reminds me of the good old Soviet Russia meme... the good old days
Secret has been revealed, you are not customer of apple, but their slave, and you are owned by apple. you will do anything that apple says and will buy everything they sells. this is robotic 21st century
Ya a couple days ago my Mom’s Apple Watch called 911 in the store.. 😂😅
*-IN SOVIET RUSSIA-
6:00 in French, avocado and lawyer are basically the same word so it's probably not a softwaregore but a mistranslation
Edit: I have been getting notifications like three times every day this whole month, just stop replying. So many people reply ed that by this point, I'm getting multiple repeat comments. If you have something new to reply with, then do it. If someone else already said it, STOP!
yeah they both use the word "avocat" in the French language
i sentence you to salad
Yea same in Turkish
damn that sucks
Same in dutch. Advocaat as in laywer and avocado
I think the reason avocado was translated to “the lawyer” is because abogado is lawyer in Spanish, so according to the website
👨⚖️=🥑
I learned english and i understand that, that explains everything
same in French, the word for avocado and lawyer is the same!
@@random20000 The French language is so silly
in Tagalog, the Lawyer is also Abogado
@@NewRepublicMapper Can confirm
“Hey we should let people know it’s an iPhone”
“Ok”
@Andreo Nardi
😂
is iphone
ok
@Andreo Nardi It's madam gazelle from the peppa pig, it is iphone
is iphone...
I identify myself as a Toronto and I am space gray years old.
*and you can’t leave.*
I identify as a Richmond Hill and I am silver years old, nice to meet you
And if you disagree, we`ll sue you for discrimination!
@@prismstudios001 yes
I identify as Aurora an I'm silver space grey
I laughed like a maniac that my family woke up
Edit : when was this comment created, I’m not even in the Undertale fandom anymore, because I was in there for a whole hell of a time
What a madlad
so..
are you a serial killer?
did you just murder like 30 people
He said vagen at 1:32
Nice profile picture lol
r/madlad
4:41 am i the only one that noticed
"Great! That will be 2 teams"
"tEaM tHrEe, would you rather be called..."
T e a m t h r e e ?
4:41
@@blackholeouterplane1_Nova oh thx mine did not work no matter how hard i tried
4:41
4:41
5:42 Among Us when you can’t do the card swipe:
People when they think among us memes are still funny:
TRUE!
2:14 did anyone notice the flyer said “pay 1$”....for a _free_ iPhone X
yes yes yes yes yes Very obvious
I was freaking out cause it seemed like Gio didn’t notice it XD
Më
I did and was like *wut and *wut* and *wut*
Oof
3:58
USA: Thats normal
Europe: *Intense screaming*
Literally anywhere that uses Celsius lmao
@@trademarkt the entire planet
4:28: minecraft enchanting tables be like
True
true lol
0:55 it's just a MissingNo
What tailow is evolving!
Congratulations your tailow has evolved into- WAIT WHAT IS GOING ON!
noo ne-nevermind
I Looked Up "Cutest Cat Breed" And Google Results Said "Cat"
*_IS CAT A BREED???_*
Please not google the cat
Y E S I T I S
It is because all cats are cute
ElectroDoggo Musicz True
“No no, he has a point”
"Many died and suffered under his rule"
Bill Nye:
oh no they found me out
Bill nye? More like Ghengis Nye!
à
genocide route
He did a undertale genocide
8:21 the man has a soviet hat
This comment must have at least 1k likes man...
"Don't go to Bakersfield, you'll be baked into a pie"
I will stay away from baker's field
aww man you missed the opportunity to say you would be baked @ 3:59 :(
i was gonna say the same thing but i saw your comment
@@Dcwest0616-the-best-on-youtube hello
I live their and I can confirm that it does fell like we live in an oven
I was thinking The same thing
That's because it's technically not a pun. Check my comment above yours.
2:04 did anyone realize it said
“Pay 1$ to get *free* iPhone!”
He read it out... ofc everyone noticed
Actually buys iPhone X for $1 to sell for $1000
*_stonks_*
Coobymatics YT ass crack and ball sack.
R/wooosh
Rainbow Six Siege Newb what
2:19, this happened to my nephew during online courses a few days ago (it happened a few times afterwards on the same quiz every time he tried to retake it, thank god it was an optional quiz and not a mandatory one).
Legit the second video of yours that i'm watching and you're already my favourite
"Is i... Phone?"
*Oh god they became self aware*
*oh God oh fuck*
That wasn't one of the options! The options are: undefined, undefined
KOMOD0 dragon
ERFSH
Daniel Alves Magalhães no swearing-
Oh no!
1:53
Game store: Games under 25MB
Jigsaw game: 26MB
Me: *_wait that’s illegal_*
R/mildlyinfuriating
R/reeeeeeeeeee if that's a thing
R/woooosh
WHY SO MUCH R/?!?!?
@@ethanyeeetnotfamous2125 well, r/ihavereddit
This is my favorite subreddit, and just like every other time, it hasn’t failed to make me luagh
Girls: Why doesn't he get my signals?
Her signals: 4:59
Undefined. Undefined.
Referee: How many teams are in the tournament?
Everyone: 2
Referee: Ok, then the first game will be Team 3 vs team 6.
Everyone: *showing visible signs of confusion*
Your CZcams logo though
Your profile pic made me chuckle
**visible signs of confusion at the comment, but visible signs of happiness upon seeing Hac's profile picture**
what was the pfp?
Did Gio not notice it said “pay 1$ to get a free iPhone X”
•Cookie Cat• ikr
Steven universe fans are everywhere (Dope name btw)
Bob, jk it’s Jaelyn okay peridot
•Cookie Cat• I feel attacked
Bob, jk it’s Jaelyn don’t be
8:27 when I take the cartridge out of the game console while its on
"all these towns seem to be normal- normal degrees-"
me who uses degrees celsius:
BAKERSFIELD
Ah yes, my favorite law firm, Asparagus, Eggplant, and *_The Lawyer_*
Avocado is spelled avocat in french
And it s the same for lawyer
@@cenpaka4316 how about no
7:53 Rare footage of the Duolingo Bird not speaking Spanish!
WHAT?!?!?!?! HE DID NOT HAS GOGLE CONERTHDJIDJEJIDJEJDI
wtf you found two in one
Rare footage of Duo not being threatening
I don't know, I don't care that’s good too
Wow, Google really hates Duo
4:05
The letters are Korean, the audio is Chinese, it translates to "subscribe to my CZcams channel"
Yea, Imma sub
6:23 : Yep it’s a normal day in Bakersfield
GioFilms doesn't have 1 mil subs yet?
Definetly softwaregore
pp
@Mario Monaco *casual bongos intensifies*
CrazedEnderman shhhh
I -don’t- do want exotic butters.
EVERYONE BUY MEMBER THEN HE WILL GET THERE
GioFilms: Bill Nye is nice!
Bill Nye: THE PLANET IS ON F@#%ING FIRE
GROW THE F%&$ UP
NO YOU F@#%ING IDIOT
He’s sliver years old, of course he’s mean!
F/93’7’H
Hey uh Giofilms, today i've been watching ur vids cuz it cool!
You're voice is so amazing and calming. Your reactions make me laugh every time.
Gio: “Bill Nye’s nice!”
Bill Nye: “The planet’s on f***ing fire. Grow the f*** up!”
This is what I was going to write 🤣
That’s why he’s nice
Lol
First thought when he said it
He must have accidentally gone to Bakersfield, where everything is baked in the field.
Bill nye’s nice!
Me: **what about that one video about climate change**
*THE PLANETS ON FUCKING FIRE*
*NOTHING'S FREE, YOU IDIOTS*
*GROW THE FUCK UP*
aparantly he also was savage to a girl who was checking him out at a convenience store. totally ruined her day.
Honestly, he's right, though.
I want to ride the Ridable Cyclone!
But there’s random scooters flying in the air.
1:54 look to the very right Jigsa MB
5:12 I’m scared now too because of *THIS*
Normal people: 64 character password
Me, a Minecraft fanatic: *s t a c k o f l e t t e r*
*edit, over half a year later:* i haven’t checked my youtube notifications in months you guys what the fuck
Underrated
Aboverated
Slightlyhighermiddlerated
Rated
R
4:12 Written in Korean!! I am Korean too. This is supposed to roughfly say...
We are checking if you are a bot
or something
한국분들 도와줘요
I'm not even korean...but I'm currently studying it and as soon I heard the language I was like "no...that is not how you read that" 😅
And I scrolled down to see if somebody had translated it...so thanks 😁😁😁
I was also directly like "nope, that's not what that says,that is something entirely different" as soon as it appeared (as someone who's studying Korean)
It says to subscribe to his channel in chinese
i had to come down here to make sure other people heard the chinese instead of korean too
there’s a Big difference between the two tf
Technically a bot would not be able to answer the question because it would cause a paradox, but a person could click on either of the ok's. Just my theory
2:05
No one is going to talk about how you pay 1$ to get the iPhone free..
I can’t remember a time I laughed so hard. Thank you so much 💚
I'm dissapointed in gio. The fact that at 4:02 he didnt say that you would be baked alive in Bakersfield makes me want to call the pun police.
(we got a baked one here!)
Giofilms still hasn't hit 1 million? I've got to call my lawyer about this! 🥑📞
You should call your avocado, instead.
Avocado?. *u m w h a t*
Why is there a fresh shavacado
This one of the first video ive watched on this channel ... we will miss this channel
You cannot go back.
*Insane laughter*
4:01 looks like Bakersfield is getting *BAKED*
@@LollipopSnowy sure
@@LollipopSnowy heh I get it
R/Comedy cemetery. Not funny for me..
@@nativegranny4730 I know it's not really funny now
@@technolance2164 Yep.
I’m 14 going on 15 this year, and I can confirm 2004 is not a year
The duolingo bird thank you for the confirmation
What? You're 14?
I thought you were 7 Duolingo bird...
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duolingo
Duo
Same
Austin
4:23 you see that man in the blueish shirt? that's me I was on the train went that happened
i laughed all the time🤣🤣 thanks
Godzilla is 14 Gigabytes, man... that's a huge one xD
I can't download it...
I can with my 32GB iPad 😎
@@purrplaysLE **sigh**
purr_aesthetic I can also with my 128GB ipad 😎😎🥳
64 gb :(
Angiemations I can too with my 1 tb pc
No one:
Literally no one:
Not a single atom:
GioFilms thumbnail: Is IpHoNe
is iphone
this was the first giofilms video i watched. nostalgia
I couldn't breathe after the avocado one
Callie died from laughing too much
"I didn't know you could measure gigabytes in height"
-GioFilms2019
Big boy brains
gigaheight
this is biG BRAIN tIMe
“Your pc ran into a pro”
My hero academia fans:
Linux users:
Bakugou: DAMM RIGHT I AM
👁👄👁👌
@@londonbridgefelloff
Me: Bakugo you didn’t even pass the provisional license exam
@@elisabethsun7059 I know but, I BET he will say that when he passed LMAO
5:42 GioFilms: wait, so that’s how I put the card in? okay
Also GioFilms: *random gibberish noises*
Me: *laughing so hard*
8:09 Imagine your votes don’t count on an object show
I need a lawyer!
*calls up avocado*
Hey yo.......
4:02 don't go to Bakersfield or you will be baked into apple pie.
On the magic school bus!
H*ck I live there
@@nvclub dont go outside
it’s a trap for a restaurant
Can i be a cake?
That rotate your device happens on our tv hahahaha
I haven't watched these in a while. forgot they were so funny!
4:01 I think that’s why it’s called “bakers” field
Because everyone will be baked there
when you said "you cant go back..." all of my windows closed..
*i am scared now.*
@@VillagerPlaystationVita true
:O
@I HATE MYSELF / AFPKE282 ARE HALLUCINATING
5:13
@@VillagerPlaystationVita I would ask time stamp but I don’t wanna seem like a creepy weirdo trying to steal someone’s credit card numbers 😂
i laughed so hard i swear my entire neighborhood can hear me
7:59
B - be
R - real
L - lemon
6:00 prob translated from french cuz avocado in french is "Avocat" and lawyer is also "Avocat" in french so yea lmao
Yup I was about to say it, I think the one who did the website just use translate and copy paste, or it is actualy Google translate translating the page.
6:02 i think i know why this has happened, you see in french an avocado is "un avocat" but the translation of lawyer is french is also "un avocat".
I MISS YOU GIO FILMS
i was watching this in my bed and my parents did not know, and i laughed so hard i woke them up. i was grounded for 3 days after that.
I can explain 5:58 it was a French thing that he translated to English
Avocado in French is like lawyer
Lawyer:Avocat
Avacado :Avocat
Yeah also in dutch we say avocado, but a lawyer means advocaat almost the same i guess.
In Spanish, lawyer is abogado, which is pretty close to that green mushy thing.
big chungy hi big Chungy I am Beeger than you
Big Yoshi • 696 years ago no I'm thiccer
big chungy yes you arr
Roses are red
Goddammit kristine
Gio uploads r/softwaregore best posts 15
Amazing
ahhhhhh there's software gore in the credits run away" lolololol haha
Giofilms: I can't rotate my device, I'm on a computer!
Right Alt + Arrows: 👁️👄👁️🔁🔄🔃
"I didn't know a scrunched-up piece of paper could BE a Pokemon."
Well, I mean, they'll make a Pokemon out of ANYTHING, these days...
Laird D. Allenbaugh They've always done stupid shit like that! A fucking magnet which is more interesting as a concept? A bird with scent magic which can control its targets themed after a plague doctor, or A FUCKING MAGNET. Don't take this as me being angry and aggressive, but rather me emphasizing very heavily the silly idea that is a living magnet
That is probably missingho
*Charging not supported*
charging with this accessory isn't supported by Apple
My arm: *_wait i'm a robot?_*
hilarity
8:42 EA be like
Frr
lmao
4:28 Everyone gangsta till the train starts speaking enhancement table
It's my birthday!
I was born in yes, and now I'm space years old!
I was born in no and I’m now silver!
i was born in cancel! im now accept years old!
I was born in -14 gigabytes- now I'm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I was born in )2(#( and i'm ¥€ years old
I was born in the lawyer, and now I'm -3 years old.
3:37 anyone notice that the save button says *DOWNLOAD*
Does it... not say download to you..?
@@kittycoolcat7 to the right
@@kittycoolcat7 right of the download
Oh
I am an imbecile
I am sad because he stopped posting but I still enjoy these videos!
7:45 its very cheap in my country the government introduced a sugar tax
2:56 bill nye was only nice showing you science experiments but if you put all experiments together it makes a time machine for bill nye and become a living hell
0:13 if you add a bunch of letters, it says:
HELP! SOS
4 MILES
1 MINUTE
You're a genius
🤔
o
Carefull , hes a hero
No, it’ 1 NUT
WE NEED NUT
My phone karate chopped me in the throat and it pulled up this vid
This made me cursed "is iphone" but i laughed harder
for 6:00 it's because in french "avocat" mean an avocado and a lawyer!
Yeah, and abogado in Spanish
Yes it’s not softwaregore it’s a pun that only works in French. Maybe it messed up because of google translate or something?
@@kingvik2135 also a pun in Russian
oh i just commented that
@Néo Vallée i can confirm
2:10 he skips PAY 1$ AND GET A FREE iphone x and no one talks about it
Nobody:
The entire video: He a little confused but he got the spirit
Ah, my favorite slogan. “Privacy. is iPhone.”
Day 4 of commenting on GioFilms's video till he makes r/breadstapledtotrees
lol xD
😂
Fluffy Wuffy a true patriot of our time
Ooooohoho i wanna join now
Mhm
In french a lawyer is an ‘avocat’ so that’s why it probably it showed a lawyer for an avocado...
6:02 Avocados always break translation. Advokat is the German word for lawyer.