Shower thought: "Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth..." Me: "My tongue has been in the same spot since my mother was pregnant with me. I am pretty sure it is use to the feel now." Edit: For the people saying "Oh so you never moved your tongue?" I do I'm just saying when it's still or not it still feels fine.
5:09 But what would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will grow now” without saying anything else beforehand? I personally believe his nose would stab through the back of his head.
3:20 reminds me of that time my brother and I were eating pickles and old bread in the kitchen at 4 am and he asked me "Do you feel the cold?" and I was like "What?" Cuz I didn't hear the first time, then he went "I asked you if you can feel how the cold entered here" and I said "Oh, yeah" but then he took a big bite out of a pickle and shouted "WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW THE HEAT TRANSFERENCE WORKS VICTORIA" and aggressively handed me the jar of pickles.
An early truth: Those who say first may be the worst, but those in second are just as badly desperate. So yeah, Also another is Giofilms is still at 1 mil subs.
7:15 actually, if you stick them together really badly then the tennis ball will split when you hit it, confusing the opponent and making them miss both, giving you double points.
1:16 as soon as he said "and control his actions" I knew he was talking about Ratatouille but having never seen Venom I am now pleasantly surprised and really want to watch it
Me: Can I have a sandwich? 2 Sandwich artists: Sure thing! S. 1: *hands me the sideways sandwich* S. 2: *hands me a witch made of sand* Me: *gives sideways sandwich to the sand witch* They were meant for each other.
7:31 the hyperx cloud 2's are not noice cancelling. They are just good at sound isolation. Noise cancelling is having headphones listen to the outside world and then play a negative sound wave of that, leaving only media sound.
No it is not true, North Koreans don’t have CZcams, there are dead people, some people can’t afford technological devices, and some just don’t want to watch this.
Black widow: I’m not even sure she married in the first place Hawkeye: has human eyes Captain marvel: was not a little boy who yelled Shazam Deadpool: too much death, not enough pool Star lord: is not ruler of the stars
My grandpa always have this joke everytime when me and my siblings eat food and it's hot and we'd go "Ouch it's hot!" And my grandpa would say "Wear a hat"
7:10 I mean, there could be life there. It's not likely, given what we've found so far, but until we can analyze the entire planet, above ground and underground, there's still a miniscule chance
In fourth grade I wrote a book about caracals and I couldn’t figure out why everyone else had better drawings in their books, that was when I learned about tracing But I no longer trace things
ok but i sometimes go to the bottom of a pool while im covered in blue paint to camouflage with the water and pool floor. i then proceed to grab little kids and watch them drown.
Pause at 5:12 This is true, but this would probably lead him into alot more trouble trying to make himself lie, as people would not belive him when he tells the truth.
HarpsichordYT I am American. I am somewhat anti vaccine. I have never gotten a vaccine in my life and I’ve been pretty good so far. Chickenpox isn’t that bad.
@@androidbutterscotchkitty sigh, when u die America will vacinate your dead body and pose it in a lab, u can't do anything about it, but your polio infected children sure will hate you for this
7:31 About the guy wearing noise cancelling headphones, he couldnt hear a neighbour right upstairs get stabbed by someone ringing their doorbell and stabbing them, but maybe thay tried his door first and the noise cancelling headphones actually saved his life.
Sometimes I'm surprised by how dark my sense of humor can get. Such as when I realized a sadomasochist would have no trouble following the Golden Rule.
Shower thought: "Your tongue is never comfortable in your mouth..."
Me: "My tongue has been in the same spot since my mother was pregnant with me. I am pretty sure it is use to the feel now."
Edit: For the people saying "Oh so you never moved your tongue?" I do I'm just saying when it's still or not it still feels fine.
Michelle Morrison no one asked. So you go to gulag.
Michelle Morrison for what?
I'm pretty sure it's screaming on the inside
+ SuperLuckyAndroid Then why does it hurt when I lift it up, but feels nice when I lay it down? 😕
Rose Petunia If you’ve never moved your tongue, then you’ve never talked or eaten.
Gio: "Dude, I just realized something-"
Ad: EVERY EATING WELL FROZEN MEAL IS MADE WITH ONE CUP OF VEGETABLES!
Lmao!!!!!!!!!! (Remember me when you get 1k likes cause this comment is awesome)
Dude i readed gio:dude i just realized something in the same time he said it in the video
U GOT 1 MORE LIKE BRO
Lol
Lol
Random joke related to 6:41
_You give a man a hang glider, he flys for a day. You throw a man out of a plane, he flys for the rest of his life._
I-
𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓰𝓼 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮, 𝓰𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓾𝓷𝓮, 𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓼 𝓲𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵. 𝓖𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝓷 𝓪 𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓷𝔂, 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵. Moral: Eat your school, stay in vegetables, don't do your pension and save your money for drugs
David Gannon PFFT
I don’t get it.
RoundBox Four because when he hits the ground, he dies. Him falling is the rest of his life.
"is this a sandwich?"
*_well, yes but actually no._*
No this is patrick
Propably from my profil pic
Good guess but actually no
Osodan lol
Good guess, BUT ACTUaLLY NO
@@stevencarenduff2623 :o I copied you HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAJAJJSKJKJKJJJJ
7:30 he didn't realize the killer also rang his doorbell, but he saved himself by not hearing a thing. 10/10
“A pair of pliers can cut your electricity bill by 100%.”
“Everything is either a potato or not a potato.”
Animals are both free and not free at the same time
(E.g free to make their own decisions, but some are in zoos or kept as pets, therefore not free)
I don’t get the first one.
We really are at the peak of humanity
@@bighead70 wow
Chervil star, what is a plier?
Batman: is not a vampire
Green lantern: is not an object
Flash: does not light up the way
Bugs bunny: is a rabbit
Robin: is a teenager with no powers
Marie Ogolo Flash: not an hm
"Mars is the only known planet inhabeted entirely by robots."
They forgot about Cybertron.
And Kaylon-1.
r/technicallythetruth in one sentence:
*Well yes, but actually no*
*_Well yes, but actually yes_*
In this case it would be
*Well no, but actually yes*
Actually it’s more like “well that’s _technically_ the truth,”
SILICAT!!!!!! HI IM A FAN
SilicatYT it's basically r/iamverysmart for dummies
No one:
Everyone on technicallyTheTruth: true stuff
Well,
Yup
Well basically..
Youre telling the truth.
I mean that’s technically the truth
Funny
True
Sea horse.
An actual horse in the sea.
Edgy
@@ImJustJAG furry
@@youraveragespongebobfanchannel Nice.
Well yes...... but actually no
See! Horse!
3:11
Me: (eating my third jar of mayonnaise) lmao what a loser, imagine eating the most mayonnaise in the world
Soviet Union you should change your name to Soviet onion
I got a jar of dirt
We ALL know that by the third jar of mayonnaise, you are considered BORIS
@@Boeing-vi4qj Boris Johnson?
People think t-rexes have short arms
But really, we just have long arms
I like how a lot of people don't realize that T-rexes arms are actually much longer than humans', but they just look smaller in comparison. :P
Reece J. D
/r/im14andthisisdeep
Rusty Dragon r/mademesmile
*oh h e c c*
I don’t know how would I respond to somebody if they said
“careful, it’s soup”
Datnyancat oH nO iTs ThE uNhOlY sOuP-
Here's your hot
4:33 Hey, that's my name! Give it back!
Lolm
2:05. I thought he was about to say: "careful your hot!"
5:09 But what would happen if Pinocchio said “My nose will grow now” without saying anything else beforehand?
I personally believe his nose would stab through the back of his head.
3:20 reminds me of that time my brother and I were eating pickles and old bread in the kitchen at 4 am and he asked me "Do you feel the cold?" and I was like "What?" Cuz I didn't hear the first time, then he went "I asked you if you can feel how the cold entered here" and I said "Oh, yeah" but then he took a big bite out of a pickle and shouted "WRONG, THAT'S NOT HOW THE HEAT TRANSFERENCE WORKS VICTORIA" and aggressively handed me the jar of pickles.
8:43 scarlet witch : isn’t a witch
Quick silver: Isn’t a toxic element
Human torch :isn’t a torch
Black panther: is human
The Behemoth
Deadpool: isn’t a pool
Me: You wanna know a joke about a broken pencil
Friend: Sure, why not
Me: Nevermind, it’s pointless
An early truth:
Those who say first may be the worst, but those in second are just as badly desperate.
So yeah, Also another is Giofilms is still at 1 mil subs.
First
Gracie i Am a Cheeto PFFT
I'm 736th! Take that!
3:10 you ever heard of life of boris that guy eats mayonase from a bucket with a spoon
7:15 actually, if you stick them together really badly then the tennis ball will split when you hit it, confusing the opponent and making them miss both, giving you double points.
FYI-
Wolverine fursuits do exist.
Why did you have to tell me this ugh
@@onomichio3739 because I can.
And I should know.
@@ImJustJAG r/madlads
I mean a snail fursuit exists so this isn't shocking to me
@@korvusthekanine8544 yep.
Thumbnail: sandwich
Me: *s t a n d w i c h*
Better stop or I'll use my stand on you
Erm
*STANDO POWER!!!!!!!!!!*
Not related or anything, saw someone kissing a used piece of gum, wasn't even theirs...
Gamer23car why did you have to give me this mental image
Gamer23car what the hell
Dude, I just ate
relatable
Gamer23car aye yo wtf
1:16 as soon as he said "and control his actions" I knew he was talking about Ratatouille but having never seen Venom I am now pleasantly surprised and really want to watch it
When i hear control hus actions, i have to think about raid Shadow legends ads
Me: Can I have a sandwich?
2 Sandwich artists: Sure thing!
S. 1: *hands me the sideways sandwich*
S. 2: *hands me a witch made of sand*
Me: *gives sideways sandwich to the sand witch*
They were meant for each other.
Amy Ethington YES
6:03 Caracal is a village from Romania where an old guy murdered 2 or 3 girls in brutal ways then hid the remains in holes in grass
This vid: "Is this a sandwich?"
Me:*flashback* "Is this a sandwich?"
Also me: Is it the same people....?
When Reddit is Blocked where you live
That’s why I watched giofilms
Ok where in the fucking world is Reddit Blockes?
Next morning u wake up
Keanu: we got a country to burn
"I only have one pair of feet"
Bluebird: *WRONG!*
8:11 I am literally watching this video while wearing those headphones
5:24 i read the first sentence and immediately thought
my dearest angelica
my dearest, angelica
lmao
0:48 IT SOUNDS LIKE HE JUST SAID THE F WORD LMAO IM DYING 😂
7:31 the hyperx cloud 2's are not noice cancelling. They are just good at sound isolation. Noise cancelling is having headphones listen to the outside world and then play a negative sound wave of that, leaving only media sound.
Early reader plus like
My favorite thing about these videos are the people battling to be at the top of the patron list
8:38 spiders shoot webs out their genitals, so if you want that movie, I don't Tom Holland would do that ever, or anyone else
“Careful, it’s soup.”
I died laughing (2:01)
5:23
My dearest Laurens
Vs.
My dearest, Laurens
Laurens? John Laurens
They forgot 1 thing from the air and space museum
A guy breathing
They should pay him
Some of the people reading this will like it, others won’t.
r/technicallythetruth
Clouty Boy
Same
Can’t relate
Actually, I didn't like it or dislike it.
Paradox.
You know what would have made this comment perfect? If it got no likes.
Like yours?
@@2T0mc Yep. because then it wouldn't be technically the truth.
1:47 he could go on for ever since it can be a whole loop
2:52 you just bring her to the blacksmith and give her a big, still hot ring so you can customise the size
Wow I can’t believe theres a movie about Will Sniff. I know I’m scared too
Me: I can talk to animals
My one and only friend: PROVE IT!
Me: *Well I'm speaking to one right now*
Technically everyone has viewed this video
I think ya mean the 13680 people
If you saw this comment yes. Yes it technically is
Poor and homeless people: am I a joke to you?
Melissa Sweem don’t you mean the 182k?
No it is not true, North Koreans don’t have CZcams, there are dead people, some people can’t afford technological devices, and some just don’t want to watch this.
Humanity knows how to just make us question life so quickly Charles Darwin would be laughing by now
Gio said “ValenTIME” hahaha cmon errybody lets all point and laugh at him! Lmao
What kind of pupose fills ure comment
Black widow: I’m not even sure she married in the first place
Hawkeye: has human eyes
Captain marvel: was not a little boy who yelled Shazam
Deadpool: too much death, not enough pool
Star lord: is not ruler of the stars
Me: I can talk to animals
Prove it.
Me: sit!
Dog : **sits**
Me: see?
Beh beh beh
5:48 now he knows the flash is a real show
Friend: Imagine if your house was burning down, what would you save from it? You can only pick ONE THING.
Me: the house
My grandpa always have this joke everytime when me and my siblings eat food and it's hot and we'd go "Ouch it's hot!" And my grandpa would say "Wear a hat"
Observation: I have never broken a bone in my body.
Hypothesis: I’m boneless.
Result: I’M A BONELESS CHICKEN WING!
Bogock
7:10 I mean, there could be life there. It's not likely, given what we've found so far, but until we can analyze the entire planet, above ground and underground, there's still a miniscule chance
Every 60 seconds in Europe, a minute passes.
6:59 I was expecting it to go a VERY different direction
In fourth grade I wrote a book about caracals and I couldn’t figure out why everyone else had better drawings in their books, that was when I learned about tracing
But I no longer trace things
Gio: it SEEMS to be the end of another r/thechncallythetruth episode
Me: OR IS IT
4:40 humans invented something to see through something they invented🤔
Wait....
Listen here you little...
ok but i sometimes go to the bottom of a pool while im covered in blue paint to camouflage with the water and pool floor. i then proceed to grab little kids and watch them drown.
the weeb has lost her mind
Giofilms: i will see you again in the next *music starts balsting*
Technically True: 24 hour clocks are actually 23 hour clocks as the 12:00am resets the clock back to zero instead of 24:00
That moment your head goes 360 degrees because you become confused
Me: (watching with headphones, have to turn up because the video is *too damn quiet)*
Notifications: *BEE-DOO-BOOP!!!!*
4:20 I mean we could always melt the polar...
...Oh, right.
When your cat leaves you on the couch: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO COME BACK
When you leave your cat: SLAVE COME BACK AND PET ME
4:14
I smell some bouta get whooshed
Nobody:
The list at the end of the vid: r/ihadastoke
4:16 Wow, never knew it was possible to plant a sea.
I've learned a new thing now.
Pause at 5:12
This is true, but this would probably lead him into alot more trouble trying to make himself lie, as people would not belive him when he tells the truth.
When you're early so there is no good comments to like
Well good thing I'm not early,so I can like this.
No one:
Gio at the end of this video: and I’ll see you again on the next on-
1:22 and detective pikachu
p.s coffee is a food
3:11 that someone is Boris from life of Boris and he damn well knows he ate more mayo than anyone else on the planet.
Most Americans are against antivaxxers not supporting them so pretty sure that one about polio was not written by an American lol
HarpsichordYT fegfffsh
HarpsichordYT I am American. I am somewhat anti vaccine. I have never gotten a vaccine in my life and I’ve been pretty good so far. Chickenpox isn’t that bad.
@@androidbutterscotchkitty sigh, when u die America will vacinate your dead body and pose it in a lab, u can't do anything about it, but your polio infected children sure will hate you for this
@@androidbutterscotchkitty Chicken Pox is indeed not bad however, shingles is a thing btw.
@@gourivemula5905 Vaccinate a skeleton? What?
When your so early that gio hast even commented yet
Here's something I just thought of:
If you put two pizzas face down on top of each other, is it a sandwich?
Gio: i’ll see you guys in the next o-
music: *DADA DA D BABAB AHDJJ AHDA DA D A D*
I literally went to that museum a few days ago... is life a simulation?
I was there to it was breathtaking
Yo, I thought this was 38 minutes ago, but no- it was 38 seconds-
r/oof
no one else was in the room where it happened
7:31 About the guy wearing noise cancelling headphones, he couldnt hear a neighbour right upstairs get stabbed by someone ringing their doorbell and stabbing them, but maybe thay tried his door first and the noise cancelling headphones actually saved his life.
Why does the bed feel like a rock when I’m trying to sleep but when I wake up it feels like I’m in a luxury mansion bed and I don’t wanna get out
A guy that consumed the most mayo? It's Boris Lmao
I wrote this comment the exact time I first read it.
R/completelythetruth
Andrew Purcell r/foundthemoibleuser
r/stopsaying"r/"
I laughed so hard with that shipping meme
7:45 thanks to our sponsor raid shadow legends...
This r/technicallythetruth is r/memes that I looked at 3 hours earlier
Me : **sees the thumbnail**
Me : *I want to DIE*
7:25 R.I.P. Me
1:21 , Mandalorian on Disney+ also fits that topic lol.
"is this a sandwich"
no, it's a
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d
w
i
c
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*warning savage*
[walking in park]
Date: impress me
Me: I can talk to animals
Date: prove it
Me: I’m already talking to one
6:15 congratulations you played yourself
5:20 - _I noticed you like to ship ships, so I put shipping ships on your shipping ships so you can ship ships while shipping ships._
"Commas can change the meaning of a sentence "
Me being hamiltrash: my dearest, angelica
Sometimes I'm surprised by how dark my sense of humor can get. Such as when I realized a sadomasochist would have no trouble following the Golden Rule.
When an orphan takes a family photo it's called a selfie
2:02 This is the funniest slip up ever