First its standing, a bow , a kneel , another stand then one phase is complete after reading phrases known as Duas (pronounced: du aa) then we perform many phases like these known As a rakaat (pronounced: ra kaat) we pray 5 times a day and each time the Phases are different for example: 2,4,17 Etc (sorry if my English was awful)
I can confirm that that Muslim prayer is actually accurate. It’s the step before kneeling Edit: this the most wholesome comment thread I’ve seen. Appreciate y’all 🤣.
Damien, I just want you to know that I’m going through a rough part in my life and that these vids are the things keeping me together. Keep up the good work, and thank you.
9:14 I feel ya bro, I worked on a piece of artwork for two days (honestly I think it was the best piece of art I’d ever done) and I was the only person that liked it after two weeks. Not even my best friend liked it...
When he said "slave tetris" for some reason i thought along the lines of "tetris slaves" just a room full of kids chained to desks being forced to play tetris...
PSY is saying something like "Don't worry! Gangnam Style is just dancing!" (I had to google the last word 춤 - "dancing" because I did not know that one) The other comment I can't read because I hate romanized korean :')
Facts and logic my ass they only use the plural form of Democrat but not Republican or American because it doesn't make any f****** sense if you do it correctly. ( yes I know it's a joke just to cut off all the losers out there waiting to whoosh me, mine is one also.)
As a human with scoliosis, the last one made me laugh until I couldn't breathe. My dad walked by, saw what was on the screen (I paused it) and then walked away. The person who made that has achieved c o m e d y
Fun fact: the American chestnut tree isn't numerically extinct, but rather its considered 'effectively' [functionally] extinct even though there is still a little above two million spread around.
1:00 actually, it contains kneeling, bowing and standing. its a combo of alot of things.
Yeah I was going to comment that
Has a bit of wing chun in there too
And sitting
@@alfiekazi3086 i said kneeling. which is the type of sitting youre supposed to do, but yes. sitting.
First its standing, a bow , a kneel , another stand then one phase is complete after reading phrases known as Duas (pronounced: du aa) then we perform many phases like these known
As a rakaat (pronounced: ra kaat)
we pray 5 times a day and each time the
Phases are different for example: 2,4,17
Etc (sorry if my English was awful)
For anyone wondering, the American chestnut tree isn't quite extinct
I have one in my yard
That's good to hear
thank goodness
Got one at my park, 65 years old and a plaque on it due to a local legend made based on it.
Where can I find it?
Finger hands: exist
Kira Yoshikage: I'll take your entire stock
Shhhhhhh shatap!!
Nah he likes them real
@@aysseralwan Not Part 8 Kira.
I'll take my entire stock
EVERYTHING I FUCKING LOOK I WILL FUCKING FIND A JOJO REFERENCE
"If sexy benig crime then i am arrest"
And just like that I saw a glimpse of T-Series's fanbase.
Not funny in the slightest. Make better comment.
@@gabrielhicks8043 the 236 likes on this comment disagree with you
Chili Cheeze If critic benig crime then u am arrest.
@@ecgfade5201 Indians = t-series hahaahahahajajahjahaaahahahahahaj funny
@@gabrielhicks8043 Chili Cheeze=Idiot
0:18 the toothbrush video is an hour long.
ONE HOUR.
One our of watching a toothbrush taped to the ceiling. Incredible.
It's the future!
I never realised until you pointed it out
You should start saying “My namien is Damien” at the start of videos
EndertheDragon0922 mAke tHis Top CoMmEnt
My Name Dame
Bumping this to make it the top comment
My Damien is name
My dame is nameian
guys the fact that he was nice enough to give racism cheese on the knuckle sandwich was hilarious
i only saw "racism cheese" and I think that's very funny
The original Aladdin had two settings; China and Africa. Mostly China. Disney lied to us
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Ah yes enslaved laughter
When u coming back
yoshi. yay when you win the lottery
yoshi. yay he’s right
crappy crappe thanks
Every bodily sound is enslaved until you let it out
I'm not gay but 2O$ is 2O$.
*[insert dab here]*
You're everywhere.
ok
Did you use a capital O instead of a zero, wow that gets a like from me
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
From where's that?
6:00 was from a quackity video where he pretended to be a mom on Facebook. 😂😂
Lmao
never forget
0:58 actually, that position is a necessary part of muslim praying, but kneeling is also a necessary position.
yeah
Yep
Yes
Yes
Yeah
1:08 ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
Damien's Laugh is the sole reason I still exist
I too
Yes, but actually -no- yes.
Especially 8:24
@@frozerus and 12:57
Xyriax me too
The last one has the same energy as
"You can't sit with us"
"Actually becky, i can't sit anywhere. I have *hemorroids."*
@katr1440 katr1440 wtf did Megan ever do to you
satan and the grim reaper are farming souls. Its a very profitable business
Hold on. How would you know
Do you think a gun would do the work for me?
Death Upgraded His Scythe to +10
and humans harvest life insurance from relatives.
true story.
Human bodies are just cheap fertilizer
0:35 TuPAc! What are you dOIng in my comPUtEr?
Thank you for this blessed comment
@@jessesanders3191 you spelled cursed wrong
I’m so glad I wasn’t the only person who made this joke
PePpa😂😂
Slowly turns into Marge Simpson.
Damien: uploads a video
Me: yoda death sound
Don't you just hate it when you're just living life and then suddenly *yoda death sound*
I read this the same time Damien said yoga death sound
666 likes
3:08 the worst part about this image is the fact they spelt ‘baby’ wrong
I actually have that chair.
It's garbage, and broke after like 2 days.
The covering is literally stapled on.
k
DANGGGG
But do it support 300 lb is the true question
But can you do this?
Mineciscalso stapled. The right arms leather is all loose now. This was my second chair
Bruh 6:04 was a Quackity video pretending to be moms I'm dying 🤣🤣
That video was a masterpiece
I am glad someone else noticed lmaoo
I was thinking
LOL YES
lmao he watches quackity how does he not know its from that vid
7:59 all my Quackity fans know this one.
The left on your left which is my left which makes it your?...
Mistaaa
Italy{Countryhumans}a.k.a spaghetti king did you mean 5:59
5:06 I thought it was Roblox for a second.
Omg! Me too!
how
buy robux crac
Ikr
ikr
5:57 is from a Quackity video, "Pretending to be a mom on Facebook"
The dude in the thumbnail looks like the type of person to get his mum to get ketchup in restaurants for him because he's too scared.
Shame in you...some people have severe social anxiety...have you ever thought about that?
@@helptheresacockroachinmyba1939 so is your life
@@ayouxy grow up and shut up
@@pleaseenteranamelol711 said like a true brat, how about you do that yourself?
@@ayouxy snowflake have ya ever heard about a joke
I never understood the saying "So bad that it's good" until I saw r/Comedyheaven.
**picks up call**
“Hey Jesus wanna snort some coke?”
Jesus: OK!
Jesus: meth better tho
“ok”
r/blursedcomments
shari lol
8:15 That one aged *really* badly.
I can confirm that that Muslim prayer is actually accurate. It’s the step before kneeling
Edit: this the most wholesome comment thread I’ve seen. Appreciate y’all 🤣.
nice
nice
Nice
Yep true
Talhah taco YOU RUINED THE NICE TRAIN!
Response From Owner
yoda death sound
Auurghh
4:17
Psy: Do not worry! Just Gangnam Style Dance!
Me: WHEEZE-
HES FINALLY HERE PERFORMING FOR YOU
DK DONKY KONG DK DONKY KONG
DONKY KONG HAS DESTROYED THE EARTH
Burger King Foot lettuce nice name
@@wrigava9767 yo you too man
He also want's to eat an ATM
This is almost as funny as yelling "deez nuts" at literally any moment
Yelling Deez nuts isn't that funny
@@bert8819 Sure...
DEEZ NUTS LMAO
DEEZ NUTS
There will be no nuts after the extinction of the American chestnut tree
6:14. Kids didn’t notice that
BUT ADULTS DID
HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK
HOW!?!?!
I understood when i was a kid...
Your name profile picture and comment all points to you being a kid
linkling_16 who??
Me or the other guy
@@jefftheevilrobot9351 u
linkling_16
What’s your definition of kid?
Im probably older than you think
0:50 that is correct for anyone wondering
For the love of god put the whole meme in the frame so I can screenshot it
Blind guy playing video games? Best star power.
WHY are you everywhere i go?
Immune to the squid in Mario Kart
1:47 “and then you will know the true power of donkey Kong”
*gets alpharad’s hard dk flashbacks
8:54 all of keath’s first letters of his name is K.K.K.
Lee Lloyd WOW really? Wedidnt notice!
@@lukachiq9484 shut the fuck up
Everyone’s so lovely on CZcams.
Do you guys know the Spanish Revolution?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!
12:09 this is just every married couple in The Simpsons
I love how at 10:34 you can hear him gasp before he moves on like "oh god" 😂
@Eric Sparrow why yes...yes it is
Stevie Wonder:
"If I could watch CZcams, You bet it would be EmKay"
Damien says he posts great things.
Me scrolling through his insta: nose... Pics?
Damien, I just want you to know that I’m going through a rough part in my life and that these vids are the things keeping me together. Keep up the good work, and thank you.
Hope you’re doin okay, man.
Shufflez 480 im better man, thanks for letting me know that people care
3:34
[Laughs in bible app]
Wait thas illegal
Him: good work J.E.W.
Them:please refrain from using that shortend name for us
His name is literally K.K.K. xXD
8:42
Oh my god
The fact I’ve watched this video like 20979009764 times and I still laugh really says something about me
5:58 is from Quackitys video “Pretending to be Moms on FaceBook”
SameTubby2649 Quakity fan.
*i found you*
7:31
"Are you sure you want to save changes to your skin?"
13:31 this makes me happy, i have 3 pet rats and they are adorible little babys.
13:03 Shert the freeck eerp absoloutley killed me.
"Who is winning in your life... bible or phone?" well, i gotta say the bible in my phone
The true power of the raiders of Area 51 is Damien’s laugh
6:02 I remember seeing this in a quackity video they were pretending to be moms on fb love how it’s on Reddit!
“If being cute is a crime, then I deserve the death sentence.”
Me: but then get let out for false accusations
1:12 that laugh is gold
"It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean."
Yeah.... Except sometimes it really is the size of the ship.
But only somewhat.
Depends on the receiver tbh. Like, if someone easily has vaginal orgasms, then size isn't the biggest issue. Some other people are size queens.
3:22
IT SAID IMPOVISE
0:57 nah its correct. Theres one position called roku which is what the hulk is doing and another called sajdah which is when you are on your knees.
9:14
I feel ya bro, I worked on a piece of artwork for two days (honestly I think it was the best piece of art I’d ever done) and I was the only person that liked it after two weeks. Not even my best friend liked it...
1:02 his praying is correct the prayer consists of many positions in a routine (somebody wil take this out of context)
Dusmani
@@kanchinchin1741 ?
@Aqsa Faheem Serbs call Turkish people Dusmani , something like a blood enemy
@@kanchinchin1741 dusman is insult here on the balkan
@@kanchinchin1741 but i laugh when i read that
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Damien: WOR-CHESter-SHIRE
"Help me get crack"
*Glad to see him keeping his priorities straight*
1:03
My dear Damien
When praying we do both
Knight Darwiche yep
Knight Darwiche yep
Dr strange @1:17 I'll take your entire stock
Damien’s laugh makes me laugh more than the actual jokes
3:28
I read the bible on my phone
‘Tis a fine line between comedy heaven and cemetery.
Pff that chair... not good
Pewdiepies chair only 300,99
*399
Where jokes ascend? Don't you mean... *AWAKEN!?!*
*AYYAYAYA*
[PILLAR MEN THEME INTENSIFIES]
WAMMUUU
no
THIS POST HAS BEEN BLESSED BY THE AZTEC GODS OF FITNESS!
Don't let Kira see 1:21
4:29
Psy: Lvl 90 boss.
Barack Obama: The lvl 69 sidekick.
mickey mouse was originally a anthropomorphic bear but was officially defined as a cat
12:23
There is actually an latino artist whith the n word as his name.
Flex
0:52
As a muslim, im so happy that Hulk is a muslim now.
Agreed
Love hearing say my name and then saying “ I will crap on you”, made my day
4:12 I found his yt, this man is a legend.
What is it?
5:33
This is how you pronounce it.
Wosteshir.
Wosteshir
WOSTESHIR SAUSE
I live in a place that sounds like part of it, (Worcester) and I can confirm
@@larrybutz742 I had to confirm this with my mum. Dam I hate the English language sometimes
RK 2357 lmao I hate English too
Depends how close to it you live.
It's so easy. The "Worcestershire" is silent and you say Wooster-share instead.
Do people remember when slazo used to voice this?
When he said "slave tetris" for some reason i thought along the lines of "tetris slaves" just a room full of kids chained to desks being forced to play tetris...
Rose Webber im sorry *w h at*
Ray Reinhardt sleep deprivation is powerful dude
I always get in a better mood when I watch ur vids man.
8:30 if my drug dealer Jesus was calling me I’d be doing drugs one way or the other tbh.
Wow. it's been 10 months and noone is talking about that 6:00 is from a quackity video
Damien reading randomized Korean gave me a stroke lmao i love this channel
Nobody:
Gta Mexican radio: 13:00
PSY is saying something like "Don't worry! Gangnam Style is just dancing!"
(I had to google the last word 춤 - "dancing" because I did not know that one)
The other comment I can't read because I hate romanized korean :')
I know right romanized Korean is way worse than it should be
romanized part is the pre-chorus of gangnam style
Jokes have ascended to the skies
I remember seeing other students play slave Tetris when I went to school... It was horrifying.
Ngl the inflation one got me good.
4:17 there was so much cringe in here that I could feel my skin break into itself because it's embarrassed just knowing about it.
Damn, that last one totally destroy Liberals with nothing but absolute FACTS and LOGIC!
stevenisthename Scoliosis?
Facts and logic my ass they only use the plural form of Democrat but not Republican or American because it doesn't make any f****** sense if you do it correctly.
( yes I know it's a joke just to cut off all the losers out there waiting to whoosh me, mine is one also.)
Bruh that manager really hit the man with the Yoda death sound.
10:32 WHYD YOU JUST GLOSS OVER IT LIKE THAT BWAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH I CANT
6:58 and the worst part that is actually dk's father in the van lol
As a human with scoliosis, the last one made me laugh until I couldn't breathe. My dad walked by, saw what was on the screen (I paused it) and then walked away. The person who made that has achieved c o m e d y
5:01 ah yes, the most 2000s-2010s picture ever
0:51 actually, muslims do bow like that at a certain point in their prayer, so yeah, it's correct
Nah
Edit: This comment is not meant to be taken seriously because it is a joke.
Curse of vanishing yah
As a Muslim I can confirm.
We stay straight, bow down, kneel, sit and then repeat.
@@nooralamgir3703 Imagine having to get up when some old man yells from his tower. But you know, do what ya like
@@lordofnut3272 your username matches your brain
i have a load of screenshots i could shove into this very subreddit but i don't have enough karma to
10:34 you have officially lost your internet access
Fun fact: the American chestnut tree isn't numerically extinct, but rather its considered 'effectively' [functionally] extinct even though there is still a little above two million spread around.
1:00 that is a position we go in while we pray just before we kneel