“Name a country without the letter A” One guy legit said “Texas, Illinois, Kansas, Florida” Like wtf. 3 of those have an A in them to start with and they ARE STATES NOT COUNTRIES WTF
My school actually blocked their own websites, including the sites that we needed for homework and such. So when everyone stared failing their solution was to ban phones and earbuds altogether. 200 iq🙄
I feel like if you're worried about your Husband and Step-daughter (his blood related daughter) getting close, then you are the literal evil-step mother the story of Cinderella warns us all about.
In reference to the food appointment one: I can never remember the word “pattern” when it comes to crafting. It just exits my brain whenever I need it. I asked a woman in a wool shop for a “crochet recipe” a few years ago, and haven’t stopped since. I literally just asked my Nan if she has any spare sewing recipes. The word “pattern” just fucks off for a jaunt and leaves me looking stupid.
9:56 the fail is the written instructions: "Make sure the hand that shows the hours is longer than the hand that shows the minutes. Hours are longer than minutes!" it's the opposite, chief. the short hand shows hours.
Emkay also didn't realize that each question was a different example of time. So the digital clock would not match the analog clock. So the facepalm was because of what you said. But what the narrator said is also, a facepalm.
What if "Food appointment" in another world was a reservation and the person in that world that is Brittani made the mistake of calling a Food Appointment a Reservation?
Him: "just floatin through space, just chillin" Me: "unless you're rotating at a specific speed then you are either going to burn up or freeze, and if you're not rotating at all then one side will freeze and the other side would burn up causing your entire body to burn up."
The clock post was numbered questions. My guess is they were supposed to say what time it was for each clock. ie 2:25 would be two twenty five and so on.
@@stevetreloar6602 China, and more importantly, China's military disagrees with you. That conflict has been a whole *thing* for longer than you've been alive (unless you're over 70).
10:08 I’m not sure if EmKay was trying to act stupid on purpose but *r/Facepalm* the joke was that the hour hand isn’t longer than the minuet hand (the tip at the bottom). Based on the work at the left, the analog and digital clock *obviously* don’t match up because they are separate questions and what you are suppose to do is write out the times in word form.
2:48 Ah yes, I'll never forget the day I came out as Danish. It was a life changing experience. Thankfully, I had very supportive friends and family, who supported me for being Danish.
Damien, I want to thank you. I had a deathly terminal illness called "Boredom," and I had 10 minutes left to live. Then, when you uploaded a new video, I was immediately cured. Thanks, Homie.
Keep up the amazing upload schedule! It must take so much work but your team is incredible. You’re my favourite channel and have become the place I go to relax and laugh at the end of my day. Thank you for the quality, entertaining content!
10:10 Damien... Damien, they aren't paired up. They're two different questions. You're supposed to draw the clock showing 2:25 for question 5, then write "2:15" for question 6, etc. The facepalm is at the bottom, where it says "draw the hour hand longer than the minute hand, because hours are longer than minutes."
6:36 Damien, this freak of a human being means to imply that her step daughter having a healthy relationship with her father is somehow unnatural when she's pubescent. She may even be implying something...unsavory. Sick woman.
thats not what that sheet is trying to do. its a question sheet for a classroom. with alternating time tellings between analogue and digital. students will have to convert each one to the other. no matching should be done, they are each different questions
I feel really bad for the guy whose partner is so jealous she doesn’t trust him to be alone with a literal child he’s the father figure of. And she’s more concerned about him talking to another female than she is her child being potentially molested, or someone she’s in a relationship with being a pedophile.
Glitzy X4X the box on the left was labeled 1-4. The center box was labeled 5-8. The box furthest to the right was also labeled 5-8. That was the face palm. I put a time stamp for you to reference. Edit: actually upon closer inspection, it almost looks like the first box was also labeled 5-8. That looks like a “6” in the upper left corner. In addition, the instructions say _“when drawing an analog clock, the hour hand needs to be longer than the minutes hands because hours are longer than minutes!”_ This is also hella incorrect because the hour hand is the shortest hand 🤣🤣🤣 throw the whole test away 🤣🤣
It's his step daughter, meaning via marrage so if she were of legal age and then had sex it wouldnt be incest as theyre not blood related. She thinks her daughter and husband are gona hook up which is stupid ass fuck for her to be insecure like that.
@mixwell1983 no I’m pretty sure the facepalm was that it is her husband and HER stepdaughter, so she actually is jealous of her husband spending time with his own daughter
VideoBand I think you didn't read the bubble at the bottom of the image: "When drawing the hands on an analogue clock, make sure the hand that shows the hours is longer than the hand that shows the minutes. Hours are longer than minutes!" That's not how clocks work.
"Name a country without the letter A in it." Philippines Belgium Sweden United Kingdom Hong Kong Россия Any country is without an A in the right language.
Turkey. I can see why you didn’t list that though, because there really shouldn’t be a country named after a bird famous for being murdered as tradition in another non-related country. No racist tho
To be fair, I honestly just didn't wanna go through all the countries without an A in it. I actually do know Turkey. In fact, I know useless things about it like the fact that it is 5% in Europe and 95% in Asia.
There is a possible explanation for this. US politician / civil rights activist / extortionist Jesse Jackson once did a Reddit AMA, and he unsurprisingly got a lot of hate that he fully deserved. One question that he actually bothered to answer was what ratio of peanut butter to jelly he likes on his sandwich. He answered with "I like peanut butter and I like jelly, just not together". The questioner responded with "So you like them _separate but equal?"_
why would gamtav be racist? hold on *edit:* i forgot PB&J was a sandwich in the real world. i am a fool. straight up a dumbass. a "pea-brain", if you're feeling quirky.
Merida literally poisoned her mom with a magic cake that turned her into and almost got her stuck as a mindless bear, but yeah totally the greatest hero.
8:00 Damien: [reads off definition of a lion, then looks at picture] "But that's a bear." Me: "But who do you think got *that* close to the bear to take its picture?"
7:50 The stickman’s density is greater than the water’s and that’s why he can’t walk on water In that case the guy who commented can walk on water just fine
The other problem I have with the door at 3:50, is the crash bar is on the abyss side of the door, meaning that it swings into the office area. So it's intended to let the flow of traffic go into the office from the open air. It almost seems like either there was a staircase or there was meant to be one and either they took it out or forgot it.
@@Stasis1524 The post made it seem like it was about the times and not the bottom. If there was a circle he would not be an idiot. If I look at the comments on reddit then there will most likely be about the time. The OP is not good at acquiring Karma
8:06 that reminds me of when I searched “What is the biggest dog?” And google said an old English mastiff and there was a picture of a shi tzu
dog
dog
dog
dog
Dog
10:11 The biggest facpalm is the fact he didn't realize they were seperate questions
I knew someone would say it🤣🤘
😂😂😂
No no no no no, You don’t get it, the intructions says that the hands of hours is longer than minutes...
The point of this Comment is that Damien didn't realise that they were seperate Questions. We Know the Facepalm. Damien didn't realise.
Ask Dtale!Sans so glad I didn't have to look far to make sure I wasn't topping the EXACT same thing someone else had😂😂😂🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️👍👍👍
Me: "Man, I suck so bad. There cant be anyone more stupid."
Emkay: "Oh yeah, watch this"
I heard him say that, what’s going on?
o
Bro really how now do you now say that that reservation now please help reservation tell me now do how now do you do that now !!!!!!!!pleaseh elp
@@404nic what language is that?
@@sana._.8040 how you er
Homersexual is when you're in love with Homer Simpson
Yes
romi
*s* *t* *o* *n* *k* *s*
No Its when you fall in Love with your best friend
nah that’s homersexual
“Name a country without the letter A”
One guy legit said “Texas, Illinois, Kansas, Florida”
Like wtf. 3 of those have an A in them to start with and they ARE STATES NOT COUNTRIES WTF
State and Country isnt the same?
He was probably making a joke. That’s why I don’t like r/facepalm half of the people there are just getting woosh thinking they are more intelligent
@@k0rpy_689 r/facepalm
turkey brunei united kingdom
Sweden is a country without A
My school actually blocked their own websites, including the sites that we needed for homework and such. So when everyone stared failing their solution was to ban phones and earbuds altogether. 200 iq🙄
And when that didn't stop everyone from failing? 😂
And no one informed the school that the websites were blocked? They just didn't do their work?
@@deadsi You'd be surprised how stupid most school faculty members are. Public, Private, they're all equally dumb or they just don't give a shit.
Stonks
@@Netherwolf6100, it's less that they don't give a crepe and more that they don't get paid for giving a crepe
"Have you ever seen a president get cancer?"
Hugo Chavez?
Naizuri only America found the cure for cancer duh
Remember no Russian and that is?
Orcathunder GD none of you damn buisness
rip our economy today :((((
Orcathunder GD We'll tell you in exchange for oil and a small loan of 300 billion dollars
I feel like if you're worried about your Husband and Step-daughter (his blood related daughter) getting close, then you are the literal evil-step mother the story of Cinderella warns us all about.
In reference to the food appointment one: I can never remember the word “pattern” when it comes to crafting. It just exits my brain whenever I need it. I asked a woman in a wool shop for a “crochet recipe” a few years ago, and haven’t stopped since. I literally just asked my Nan if she has any spare sewing recipes. The word “pattern” just fucks off for a jaunt and leaves me looking stupid.
Its because its her step-daughter, not the husbands. The man is spending time with his biological daughter, like a normal dad
Omg I feel so dumb now. I thought it was her daughter and he was the stepdad 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
9:56 the fail is the written instructions: "Make sure the hand that shows the hours is longer than the hand that shows the minutes. Hours are longer than minutes!"
it's the opposite, chief. the short hand shows hours.
profligatesoul - or, indeed 3:20am/pm
"How is it #1 in 100 countries?" *proceeds to name off continents*
I'm guessing Damien didnt catch this.
As a Dane, I can confirm that the sexual thing is something here.
That’s freaking epic
“I’m here for dat food appointment”
Hello fluffy boy.
Sup
Muffins
Hi floofi boi
omg its fluffy boi
I feel like some of these actually belong in r/woooosh.
Yeah
Yup
Such an r/woooosh moment.
Yes, nice profile picture
Insert me saying you have more than 3 O’s making me look dumb
Normally I'm pretty indifferent to the fan-art but this one really stood out as neat.
2:48 jokes on you, I’m *already* danish
if you're danish, then the joke is on you.
shit.
LGBTQD+
This is the most meme-worthy thing I have ever witnessed 😭😭 ^^^
Nobody:
Intellectuals: r/facepalm is just r/woooosh from the other perspective
Do you mean r/wooosh
SugarDemon123 yea, I typed it on the iPad and you can scroll the keys to get different symbols and that happened
@@grain2247 r/wooooshwith4os
the people who get wooooshed are actually pretending to not know, actually wooooshing the woooosher.
¿ hence why r/wooooshception exists
Stonks
Edit: im surprised nobody corrected me saying *are*/woooshception
10:15 these are all different ones. They are not meant to match😂
True, the OP is the facepalm.
nevermind, the facepalm is in the text below the image
r/facepalm
@@verosidust8909 No.
At least the pencil written Text is correct
10:00 are separate questions that you probably need to answer individually. (As shown by the differing numbers showing which question it is)
9:56 it says the hour hand is longer than the minute hand because hours are longer than minutes...
Emkay also didn't realize that each question was a different example of time. So the digital clock would not match the analog clock. So the facepalm was because of what you said. But what the narrator said is also, a facepalm.
"food appointment" that's not a face palm--- that's alternate genius
What if "Food appointment" in another world was a reservation and the person in that world that is Brittani made the mistake of calling a Food Appointment a Reservation?
@@thesmiler3253 then someone in that world would call "reservation" alternate genius...?
@@mbr7156 than there's this video and the alternates of us talking about this topic
Food appointment's successor - not thirsty, you're water hungry
Him: "just floatin through space, just chillin"
Me: "unless you're rotating at a specific speed then you are either going to burn up or freeze, and if you're not rotating at all then one side will freeze and the other side would burn up causing your entire body to burn up."
The clock post was numbered questions. My guess is they were supposed to say what time it was for each clock. ie 2:25 would be two twenty five and so on.
Yeah the facepalm was about the tip at the bottom, and how it claims the hour hand on a clock is longer than the minute hand
"Tibet, Hongkong"
Damien: No, literally none of these
China: *Happy Pooh noises*
made me chuckle. then I got sad.
Maybe I missed something but Tibet is a genuine country and definitely contains no "A"
@@stevetreloar6602 *Chinese government would like to know your location*
@@stevetreloar6602 China, and more importantly, China's military disagrees with you. That conflict has been a whole *thing* for longer than you've been alive (unless you're over 70).
Malaysia : sudden = tibe
The title should’ve been “that ain’t Superman” just to confused the supporters
That ain't Falco
you MAD LAD
EmKay yooooooooooo wassssaaa g
EmKay no your the mad lad
10:08 I’m not sure if EmKay was trying to act stupid on purpose but *r/Facepalm* the joke was that the hour hand isn’t longer than the minuet hand (the tip at the bottom).
Based on the work at the left, the analog and digital clock *obviously* don’t match up because they are separate questions and what you are suppose to do is write out the times in word form.
2:48 Ah yes, I'll never forget the day I came out as Danish. It was a life changing experience. Thankfully, I had very supportive friends and family, who supported me for being Danish.
Freeway Cola is sold in a store chain called Lidl there’s a lot of them in European countries
Elina Lidl is my friend
I go to lidl everyday
Freeway cola is so good!
@@TheOcculticUnicorn ikr + are you dutch?
Freeway Cola is as good as Coca Cola
"Wow you criticize the society and still you live on one!"
thanks bowser i loved you in the super mario bros. super show
We all live in a society...
7:30 wow.. I remember this game.. This makes me feel nostalgic.
6:52
Tony Perkins: You are all gay!
God [puts cool glasses on]: No, u.
Damien, I want to thank you. I had a deathly terminal illness called "Boredom," and I had 10 minutes left to live. Then, when you uploaded a new video, I was immediately cured. Thanks, Homie.
Is that what Fugo's calling it now?
Go back to running your mafia now, and let me live my quiet life.
Wha-
hey man back off of fugo he destroyed the remaining drug trades in passione to prove his loyalty to me and i'm proud of my strawberry boy
"Just because they call you 'Long Will'..."
I'm done. That made my day.
*y e a h*
4:02 I'm pretty sure I've seen something like this in a futanari manga somewhere... and she wasn't peeing...
@Aiden Maloney Not enough, imo >:D
@@Reydriel If it wasn't enough then why didn't you say more about it?
@@MyLeg_Fred Because I forgot to. When you go searching for sauce, you tend to get distracted...
4:33 “no literally none of these”
“LONDON”
*ANGRY TEA BAG NOISES*
London is a country?
you just prove the point further.
@For REALLY big mistakes TURKEY
Yeah but Hong Kong is not a UN recognized country
Keep up the amazing upload schedule! It must take so much work but your team is incredible. You’re my favourite channel and have become the place I go to relax and laugh at the end of my day. Thank you for the quality, entertaining content!
10:10
Damien... Damien, they aren't paired up. They're two different questions. You're supposed to draw the clock showing 2:25 for question 5, then write "2:15" for question 6, etc.
The facepalm is at the bottom, where it says "draw the hour hand longer than the minute hand, because hours are longer than minutes."
TRLion good news buddy! As of posting this its 88 likes so you can come back and like.
He agreed with the tip box lmao
At least the illustrations has a longer minute hand, so it's easier to read. That text sure is a big fail.
thanks for the thingy
2:25
6:36 Damien, this freak of a human being means to imply that her step daughter having a healthy relationship with her father is somehow unnatural when she's pubescent. She may even be implying something...unsavory. Sick woman.
It sounds like he's just being a good dad
8:47 Ah yes. The hair saloon. Only cowboys can go in there.
4:30 Mexico, Philippines, Sweden you get the idea
let me try uhhhh United Kingdom
@@spectrum7821Peru, Chile, Czech Republic (although this is only half true), Turkey, Greece, Etc.
If you think about it
Spiderman is just another dude who gets his hands sticky after using the Web
i don't think his webs work like that
This comment has very BIG power bro
r/cursedcomments
this just sounds like a robot chicken sketch
r/cursedcomments
In an alternate universe, Sony gave the rights of Spiderman to DC
That'd be super interesting!
I that would cause several universal implosions
KONO DIO DA!
YARE YARE DAZE
Mr Wayne i dont feel so good...
12:05 "lighthearted, carefree kids show" ... remembering the time spongebob and mr. krabs thought they full-on murdered a guy
4:01 he had the perfect opportunity to call someone "long john"
10:05 No Damien, the hour hand is shorter than the minute one. THAT is the facepalm.
thats not what that sheet is trying to do. its a question sheet for a classroom. with alternating time tellings between analogue and digital.
students will have to convert each one to the other.
no matching should be done, they are each different questions
@@kylenapp8507 Yeah, I know. That wasn't the facepalm, though.
Drinking game: Take a shot every time Damien says the word "chief"
Now make it a video marathon and boom, youre the one with the alcohol
100 shots later...
*there is another*
I feel really bad for the guy whose partner is so jealous she doesn’t trust him to be alone with a literal child he’s the father figure of. And she’s more concerned about him talking to another female than she is her child being potentially molested, or someone she’s in a relationship with being a pedophile.
9:22 To be fair, he could’ve taken it on the front camera on a phone, so it might’ve gotten flipped and could actually be on the correct side.
I have heard of some cases in which heart had shifted to right
The clock thing was not what you thought Damien, the clocks were not showing what it was on the clocks next to them, the text was the facepalm
Jami Mäkinen yea
1. the different times are numbered
2. You’re supposed to draw a clock
3. The minute hand needs to be longer than the hour hand
10:08 The face palm issue was that question 5-8 was listed on the test twice. I don’t know how he missed that.
Sixxdee9 none were listed twice and even if they were there’s a reason
Glitzy X4X the box on the left was labeled 1-4. The center box was labeled 5-8. The box furthest to the right was also labeled 5-8. That was the face palm. I put a time stamp for you to reference.
Edit: actually upon closer inspection, it almost looks like the first box was also labeled 5-8. That looks like a “6” in the upper left corner. In addition, the instructions say _“when drawing an analog clock, the hour hand needs to be longer than the minutes hands because hours are longer than minutes!”_ This is also hella incorrect because the hour hand is the shortest hand 🤣🤣🤣 throw the whole test away 🤣🤣
Sixxdee9 oh I see it now
‘Is the earth a star?”
*Earth.exe had stopped working*
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie Slazo has probably made the most accurate earth sandwich so far
I give this a yea
*BRO I DONATED MONEY TO A MCDONALDS CUSTOMER AND I GOT FREE FOOD FROM HIM*
@@ac-js5fz BRO NOBODY CARES GO BEG LIKE A GODDAMN IDIOT SOMEWHERE ELSE
Well it’s not a planet.. OMG ITS A GIRAFFE
5:17 It's from Germany, this brand belongs to Lidl, the good stuff
Im from German I buy Freeway Cola every Week XD
@@blockstory8571 Nice, schmeckt ja auch ziemlich nice das Zeug :D
@@Germknoedel Nein aber meine Freundin mag das Zeug ich trinke wenn ich was süßes trinke dieses ISO Light XD
@@blockstory8571 Schmeckt auch geil xD
@@Germknoedel ja hahaha
Chile, Liechtenstein, Sweden, Turkey, to name a few
6:38 sooo she's pretty much jealous bc he talks with his own daughter
It's his step daughter, meaning via marrage so if she were of legal age and then had sex it wouldnt be incest as theyre not blood related. She thinks her daughter and husband are gona hook up which is stupid ass fuck for her to be insecure like that.
@@Mixwell1983 true but in this world it's possible, but hey if ya didn't trust the man why'd you marry him? Gotta agree it's dumb af
@mixwell1983 no I’m pretty sure the facepalm was that it is her husband and HER stepdaughter, so she actually is jealous of her husband spending time with his own daughter
Incest-wincest.
"Husband and SD relationship." Its either that's her step daughter or his.
10:19 they are different questions OP clearly didn’t understand that
VideoBand I think you didn't read the bubble at the bottom of the image:
"When drawing the hands on an analogue clock, make sure the hand that shows the hours is longer than the hand that shows the minutes. Hours are longer than minutes!"
That's not how clocks work.
So Damien got it wrong. Thanks for pointing that out
Well, you learn something new every day. Today I learned that being Danish is not my nationality but my sexuality 😂
Bruh. For the clock on, the digital and analog clocks WERE DIFFERENT QUESTIONS. LOL
The fan art looks like a human Pokémon with its head up side down and it’s smiling at you but it’s mouth is connected to it’s eye
Jay Cee idk I think it looks like a hand as a head
@@kibblezzz are ya sure? Im pretty sure it's a foot
Demon McLure sout park
For those who don't get the clock one, the writing at the bottom is the facepalm.
2:38
... Welp, guess I'm Danish in more ways than one then, better go tell the rest of Denmark
Everyone loves your wholesome channel
9:23 Hmmm, I guess that's one way to cover up a swastika tat
Or a celtic cross.
How can you make that a swastika?
hewlett the large square plus the perpendicular lines
Could be done with the small square too
My sexuallity is also indeed danish. Danskere rise up.
THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN SOMEONE ASKED A QUESTION ON AMAZON AND THE REPLY IS "I DONT KNOW"
The video length made me very happy
4:58 I'd say it's 1973#, as people tend to use important dates and years as passwords and codes
So we are just gonna ignore that he called this # a pound?
@@redegg8948 It's a pound symbol, that's what it's called, or at least what it's called when referring to analog phones or phone numbers.
2:30 “Have you ever seen a president get cancer?? Exactly”
Jimmy Carter:Am I a joke to you?
@@nobody7817 Thank you for saying exactly what we old people were thinking
Freeway cola is the British “we can’t even afford to be a smart price off brand) of Coca Cola. I would know I think I drunk it for 2 years straight.
Uh, didn´t know that. It´s sold here in Germany, too.
Also in Spain, is the Lidl White label soda
Oh really? That’s cool. I didn’t realise it was that far out as well.
This guys accent and laugh makes everything funnier, love ya emkay
👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
6:00 look at it again: Row 32, Seat 19...unless row 32 never existed either
yeah thats the point, row 32 is supposed to be behind row 31, but it isn't. The 31 is the row number, not seat number
No Damien, they cant get on the bus because they're dead.
god damn, I'm a ghost!
"Name a country without the letter A in it."
Philippines
Belgium
Sweden
United Kingdom
Hong Kong
Россия
Any country is without an A in the right language.
Turkey. I can see why you didn’t list that though, because there really shouldn’t be a country named after a bird famous for being murdered as tradition in another non-related country. No racist tho
@@mynameismmandimheretosay7979 😂
Yeah but others are gonna think that, and they can change it
To be fair, I honestly just didn't wanna go through all the countries without an A in it. I actually do know Turkey. In fact, I know useless things about it like the fact that it is 5% in Europe and 95% in Asia.
Mexico
for anyone that doesn't know the titanic was first a book, then a boat, and then a movie
No one:
Dave who lives in his mum's basement eating mcnuggets: PB+J IS RACIST
its PB&J
There is a possible explanation for this.
US politician / civil rights activist / extortionist Jesse Jackson once did a Reddit AMA, and he unsurprisingly got a lot of hate that he fully deserved. One question that he actually bothered to answer was what ratio of peanut butter to jelly he likes on his sandwich. He answered with "I like peanut butter and I like jelly, just not together". The questioner responded with "So you like them _separate but equal?"_
why would gamtav be racist? hold on
*edit:* i forgot PB&J was a sandwich in the real world. i am a fool. straight up a dumbass. a "pea-brain", if you're feeling quirky.
This is the fbi change the + to &
6:28
Everyone: Step-Daughter
Me: SoAp DiSpEnSeR!
I think it might be subdom but i might be wrong
Merida literally poisoned her mom with a magic cake that turned her into and almost got her stuck as a mindless bear, but yeah totally the greatest hero.
Fan art was awesome today. Really cool. 10/10
AmI the only one who remembers that every time we see emkay logo we are getting owned?
@That Guy You Know unless you are in Australia aka hell dumpster
@That Guy You Know hold the fuck up... I just looked at your logo... dammit
@@kreon7472 no Australian but you sure are a nationalist rat :)
@@doodleboodle I hope you don't really mean it about me... I use racist humor a lot, but I am no racist. Have a nice one down under dude
@@doodleboodle Define "Racist" and then tell me whether Australian is a race or not.
Those two people who disliked, I have a message for you
Boo
My wig flew to jupiter
@@drizzild lmao
LMFAO
ooh what is thIS- FFS YOU SCARED ME!!!!!?(
@@drizzild LLMMAAOO
8:00
Damien: [reads off definition of a lion, then looks at picture] "But that's a bear."
Me: "But who do you think got *that* close to the bear to take its picture?"
7:50 The stickman’s density is greater than the water’s and that’s why he can’t walk on water
In that case the guy who commented can walk on water just fine
Saying something is bad is english slang for being good, kinda like the michael jackson song i suppose.
while technically true that particular slang hasn't been used much if at all since the 90s
@@mulberryman1305 it's still very widely recognised slang though
@@oggie_champ2636 just like "Ain't" and "gonna".
@@MattTOB618 yeah... i guess. I don't really see what your point is
@@oggie_champ2636 I'm just providing more examples of widely known slang
9:27
Emkay didn't point it out, but the facepalm is someone trying to correct "of" to "off", even though the correct word is "of"
emkay: shes smoking a fat dart
me: ah a canadian. a man of culture
He finaly says my name and it's for peeing over my head that's a *BRUHGUEETE* moment
9:56 is a Facepalm in for Damien, as those clocks are all separate questions.
6:08 imagine having that haircut and a random dude walks up to you and just tapping you
Why have I become lost in a sea of your videos whilst cooking? Play next from EmKay? Yes absolutely of course why not
My name is William and the peeing signs got me
I was literally just watching Damien’s twitch stream
Lauren Williams wait he has a TWICH STREAM
Sonic TTV Yeah, you can find it on his Twitter
@Kiki Studios He is a REAL MAN?!
I thought he is a realistic AI
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Oh man, someone is gonna get fired for those Bat-Man cups at the company.
I really hope they got the wrong cat picture and didn’t actually *oof* a perfectly healthy cat
I so relate to the guy who tried to light an electric candle. I'm pretty sure I'll do exactly that in the near future.
If SD=step daughter..... he needs to get out NOW. This woman CRAY-CRAY
1:54 she’s probably an antivaxx mom aswell, and when the kid died she blamed it on the jack hammers
DAMN YOU JACK HAMMERS
*continues to smoke*
11:00
As a question was asked “What did the Titanic hit?”
A man responded “Theaters!”
Technically that man isn't wrong...
The other problem I have with the door at 3:50, is the crash bar is on the abyss side of the door, meaning that it swings into the office area. So it's intended to let the flow of traffic go into the office from the open air. It almost seems like either there was a staircase or there was meant to be one and either they took it out or forgot it.
Spiderman can eat Antman.
Tails might have some bigger things to worry about.
The clocks were not wrong, each one was different because they were different questions.
@Cmdr. Lewdiepie Right
@@commentsection-chan No, the facepalm was the text at the bottom.
@@Stasis1524 I'm calling EmKay an idiot
@@commentsection-chan But you agreed with the other person saying the person who posted it was a facepalm
@@Stasis1524 The post made it seem like it was about the times and not the bottom. If there was a circle he would not be an idiot. If I look at the comments on reddit then there will most likely be about the time. The OP is not good at acquiring Karma
3:49 That's the "fuck this, I'm out" door, where you're so sick of that place you literally just drop out of the door.
If your husband traditionally lights candles then he's a good husband