As a person from Switzerland, yes, swiss knives does come from cheese. when the cheese is under fermentation in a sort of humid and cold basement, a knife grow inside the cheese, after the cheese is fermented, to extract the knife from the cheese we drill multiple holes to find it, because it doesn't grow all the time at the center of the cheese, that's why our cheese has a lot of holes. you're welcome for the fact.
“aaaaaAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAA* “ “Tradegy- I mean tragedy” “This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of” “This fish killed him! *laughs* this is not something to laugh about” “Is it gay to see?” “ITS CALLED GOOGLE” Just my favorite Jack quotes from this vid
To be fair, with how it is designed, when it wasn't zoomed in (like the thumbnail at the time of this comment), it looks like a 0, not a 6 because the space is harder to see.
Same about those "WhiteLivesMatter is racist but BlackLivesMatter s not" claims. The average _users_ of the two maybe, but the two tags themselves? It's racist to say that they differ in racism, literally.
Well there was a great analogy I found. Not that it matters but before I say it. I’d like to clarify I’m Asian If a bunch of people have potatoes and I say. I want potatoes and you say everyone wants potatoes and just move on. It does nothing to address the actual situation at hand. Just stating an obvious and ignoring the person who actually doesn’t have potatoes.
@@Gl-my8fw there is always a negative to everything. Don't do a lock down and people suffer. Do a lock down and people suffer. Just try not to get sick if you have to do stuff
"tragedy" (in CC) -The Video Editing Software's attempt to keep EmKay from being assaulted by comments (and for THAT ONE PERSON who doesn't know what CC stands for, it means closed captions (i was that person years ago lmfao)) enjoy the quotes lol
@@alexeysaranchev6118 That's really stupid because you're comparing a healthy activity VS primary needs. Plus , you don't need machines to workout . There are plenty of exercises you can do without them . A gym is useful but not mandatory to properly exercise.
@@blableu4519 Gym is not an essential need. You won't die neither your health will deplete without a gym. A buff guy might lose several kilos of exsessive muscles without gym, but a lack of a gym will not cause any health issues. Maybe I failed to deliver the irony in my original post, and you mistook it for a straight-faced statement.
"I have a great idea to show how badly we need the gyms reopened." "Oh yeah, what's the idea?" "Let's stage a protest and prove anyone can exercise anywhere! Even on the sidewalk outside of a court house!" "That's a great idea!" 🤦♀️
Evidently, I guess. I did notice that, but they move too fast between segments for me to do anything, because it slipped my mind with the other , succeeding posts. Sorry.
(3:20) There's a community in Africa that gives their babies a temporary name based on the weekday's name. Then when they turn 6 or so, they get their real name. This name can therefore be based on their personality, and the child could have some input too. Or do it like Sweden; when you reach the age of 18, you have the legal rights to change your given name to any legal name you want, for free. If you want future changes, you'll have to pay a fee. This is a great system if you're not satisfied with the name your parents gave you.
@@ninxskii czcams.com/video/Eq6Kpz76FGs/video.html (I don't even live there but check the case of "talulah does the hoola from Hawaii" [or something like that] she made her legal name "k" independently of her birth certificate) The US has some wacky name rules (or lack of them)
America has literally everything like that under some sort of fee. Heaven forbid you prefer to legally go by another name without having to pay for it. I know there's reasons behind it, but maybe in the future things can be changed to something comparable to the Sweden example.
@@superphatcakes Changing name shouldn't be like changing a username. The fee is there to discourage name changing unless you really want to commit to it, and to pay for the resources. But you should still get that one free name change. You didn't pick your own name, after all.
Day 7 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack" in the intro *DISCLAIMER* If saying this will get you demonitized, Your wealth will be prioritized.
@Sargent_HIPPO yo if it was towards me, understandable. i had a bad day while writing previous comment i still want to stab something, just read the most depressing book of all time
5:40 Might be a reasonable question, just poorly phrased. They could seriously be curious about whether a brother/sister is closer genetically to you than your mother/father. Since you get 50% of your chromosomes from each parent, theoretically you could either have 100% the same chromosomes as your sibling, or 0%, or anywhere in between. So depending on random chance, on average they will be the same, while for any individual case, it is random which is closer to you. For the following post, I think they meant lyrics and music, rather than song an music. And indeed, there are cases where the lyrics do not fit the music at all. (I remember one song that had really upbeat happy music, while the lyrics were about death, loss, and pain. Did NOT fit.)
But not being spayed is also unhealthy for a female cat(molly). Each time they go into heat, there’s an increased chance of ovarian cancer and other reproductive issues.
1:22 When I was going to graduate school I lived in a trailer. Some instabilities developed in the floor in the living room. I marked them off with tape so people would know where not to stand. The first thing anyone new did on coming to my place was to go and stand on the tape and say loudly "what is this?!" ... that tape spectacularly failed at its job.
When he searched can cats pms, I searched it too just to see what the result was. He didn’t lie. The first result is an article telling you to blame your cat for you pms
That’s probably taken on a phone in India or somewhere close bc that’s how the lakh-crore system works. They put a new comma at 1,000 1,00,000 and 1,00,00,000. It’s how the language names large numbers.
The thing with Google is probably people using Chrome and having a different site set as their home page, so you just type Google in the URL line which actually Googles Google. Stupid I know but the only explanation that gives me hope in humanity 😢
I haven't actually finished my lessons on learning Portuguese seeing as I moved halfway through my third year of learning but it really is a beautiful language and once I finally finish learning it I can't wait to be able to speak the lovely language and converse with someone who can speak it as well
4:38 To the second question: depends. Do you need large amounts of raw materials(eg stone), and do you build with blocks that don't drop anything without silk(like glass)
4:18 *is there* Me with my science brain: Burn this. All of you. Burn this. Idiots are not dying; Darwin is not here. . . We must rise and do everything ourselves.
From what I know, there is pretty much no point in having silk touch on a pickaxe with fortune on it. Besides, the game will not even accept that being a possibility unless you would use commands or mods.
yeah just never add silk touch onto a fortune pick its the dumbest thing ever to do, so is breaking spawners, but it kinda sounds like they mean't another pick which would be a definite yes
“10 billion items delivered safely”
*wait i thought it was 16*
Same xD
I was trying to find this, it wouldve been 10 if the lock was closed
Ilost myoreo Or would it have been eight?
A tradegy.
I still think it is
As a person from Switzerland, yes, swiss knives does come from cheese.
when the cheese is under fermentation in a sort of humid and cold basement, a knife grow inside the cheese, after the cheese is fermented, to extract the knife from the cheese we drill multiple holes to find it, because it doesn't grow all the time at the center of the cheese, that's why our cheese has a lot of holes.
you're welcome for the fact.
thank you
Lol
I had no idea!
As a Swiss I can agree
What a fact!
“Is Minecraft racist?”
Subtitles: “Is Minecraft rice toast?”
yes, yes it is rice toast.
Is minecraft from rice toast it said
Minecraft is rice toast conformed.
@꧁ AnnaBanana ꧂ its that the villagers that are peaceful are white, but the pillagers and others are gray
I mean, is it
“aaaaaAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAA* “
“Tradegy- I mean tragedy”
“This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of”
“This fish killed him! *laughs* this is not something to laugh about”
“Is it gay to see?”
“ITS CALLED GOOGLE”
Just my favorite Jack quotes from this vid
I literally read the “This is the fastest speed IVE ever heard of” when he said it
The fish one reminded me of TF2’s Holy Mackerel
Timestamps?
Jack outta context
Notification, go! Remind him of this comment!
"16 billion items were delivered safely and securely"
X-doubt
Its 10 billion
@@sherriecharles4312 the lock is a 6
@@sherriecharles4312 the lock is a 6 idiot
To be fair, with how it is designed, when it wasn't zoomed in (like the thumbnail at the time of this comment), it looks like a 0, not a 6 because the space is harder to see.
@@penguinpenguinpenguin u saying jack is an idiot too? Because he said 10 bil
I just thought of a palm tree with a face...
I'm scared now.
O H N O
Roman Sangemino Pokemon-?
You remember art attack
I have seen one before... twas cursed
Yooooo
“The sticky-ness, the absolute slimy feeling”-Jack. if you just listen to that part and nothing else of that sentence, it sounds wrong doesn’t it?
A very odd Dragon. I wonder why he relates stickiness with butter instead of slipperiness.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
lol ur right
No, it sounds absolutely _perfect_
**insert Lenny face**
EmKay: *says tradegy* everyone: get em boys! EmKay: no I meant tragedy please don't get mad. Everyone: nevermind!
Everyone: too late
@@Herobrine100x yes
This situation is an absolute tradegy
Tradegy
He’s Jack
"Adopting kids that don't match your ethnicity or your spouses is racist."
Me: "I don't think you know what racism is..."
Same about those "WhiteLivesMatter is racist but BlackLivesMatter s not" claims. The average _users_ of the two maybe, but the two tags themselves?
It's racist to say that they differ in racism, literally.
Yea
Rasism means to underprivilege a race or divide the races with their own things they are alowed to do
It probably means you’re not racist, at least at that race.
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 why do they do this anyway? just say AllLivesMatter… as long as they matter…
Well there was a great analogy I found.
Not that it matters but before I say it. I’d like to clarify I’m Asian
If a bunch of people have potatoes and I say. I want potatoes and you say everyone wants potatoes and just move on. It does nothing to address the actual situation at hand. Just stating an obvious and ignoring the person who actually doesn’t have potatoes.
Everybody:
Jack: “I love listening to that song ‘I Write Sins, Not Tradegy’ by Panic At The Discord”
If this is a joke I don't get it,but if this is just a misptype I wanted to say it's disco not discord.
gacha catXD that’s the point that jack mispronounced it
@@artemis9799 thanks for the r/woooosh post
Tragedy?
valeforedark tradegy
the reopening gyms one is dumb because theyre literally proving they dont need gyms to workout...
R/Facepalm
Ascended brain. wrinkles over hear
When he said
Come on bla blai Blair
I got scared
My name's Blair...
@Eleanor Murray 91 (STUDENT) ik...I was saying it to the people
@Eleanor Murray 91 (STUDENT) so congratulations, you played yourself
1:30 The facepalm is that they are protesting to re-open gyms by doing exercise outside saying that they don’t need gym’s.
THANK YOU.
Excatly, but the lockdowns were still overkill.
@@Gl-my8fw seriously? Trying to stop a pandemic is overkill?
@@ColourlessFlames except it isnt half as severe as people pretend and lockdowns hurt people just as badly. I dont play those games either way though.
@@Gl-my8fw there is always a negative to everything. Don't do a lock down and people suffer. Do a lock down and people suffer. Just try not to get sick if you have to do stuff
“Tradegy”
-Emkay, 2020
We must carry this further
"tragedy" (in CC)
-The Video Editing Software's attempt to keep EmKay from being assaulted by comments
(and for THAT ONE PERSON who doesn't know what CC stands for, it means closed captions (i was that person years ago lmfao)) enjoy the quotes lol
Aurora Hitt brerhhhrre ekeerrr,rrr.r.rr.eefff.örh.th.gr
Aurora .cr.ä.Se.s.scds.rc.cds,vrt,yref
Aurora Hitt ,!s,s/s/s-"-"-""/":"::&:&
0:50 To be fair, they did say BOYS armchair.
That's what I was thinking too lol
oh i was thinking it said boys because like, "kinfine bois"
It's a real tradegy that everyone's gonna make fun of you now
I really wanna correct it to stradegy
@@celerycheesesalad9744 strategy
Yes what a tradegy
DIC TEA mmmmmmmmmmmm REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING
Cody Johnson didn’t even realise damn thx
rip jack
whenever he was born-2020
"tradegy"
his death was a tradegy
EmKay - “stop spamming Tradegy in the comments.”
everyone in the Comments selection - “Well, yes, but actually no.”
Such a tradegy
"sigh" such such tradegy
Hate you.
Good guess, but actually no.
A tradegy
"dont you dare start spamming that in the comment section"
tradegy
Yeah, it's a tradegy ...
I no longer remember how to write the word. Help
Hopefully another tradegy doesn't happen again.
Tradegy
Tradegy
12:41 Pronounces name then repeats paragraph saying “I’m not gonna dare attempt that name”.
It's not that hard tho
r/facepalm
"Don't spam this in the comment"
TRADEGY
TOO LATE!
TRADEGY
TRADEGY
TRADEGY
TaGeDyU
"People protest gym closure by proving they don't need a gym to work out"
You also don't really need hot water for showering, bed for sleeping or table for eating.
@@alexeysaranchev6118 ...
@@alexeysaranchev6118 That's really stupid because you're comparing a healthy activity VS primary needs.
Plus , you don't need machines to workout . There are plenty of exercises you can do without them . A gym is useful but not mandatory to properly exercise.
@@blableu4519 Gym is not an essential need. You won't die neither your health will deplete without a gym. A buff guy might lose several kilos of exsessive muscles without gym, but a lack of a gym will not cause any health issues. Maybe I failed to deliver the irony in my original post, and you mistook it for a straight-faced statement.
Before: "man this will be funny!"
After: "what little soul and passion i had left for the human race has been tested once again. And i'm failing."
I'm surprised you still have faith in humanity after this.
Lol
“That’s a bloody Tradegy” - Jack 2020
I love when people quote things youtubers say
Cute..? Do you mean quote?
@Ow my Bones BRUH
@@IinemiidaI had a sintax error moment.
@Ow my Bones r/wooosh
"My names jack my voice is a little bit stuffy"
My brain "it should be my voice is a little bit cracked"
"Babies should name themselves."
Ok, so we're supposed to wait until kids are old enough to speak, read, and write a name like Tyrannosaurus Rex?
"Jackson"
“Poop”
Maybe issue their social security number at birth
@Dark Shadow Storm I mean anyone can legally change there name at some point in their life
I thought that method was replaced by the process that gave us Ag Ugg I'm Dying You Idiot Sinclair.
My mum doesn’t have the Covid Safe App because “It Tracks where you go”
Me E same
I don't go outside because people on the streets can see where I am
That’s......that’s literally the entire point...I have lost faith in humanity at this point
It would be funnier if she has an android because Google is waaaaaaaay ahead of here!
And it only works when you and the other person have your and the other persons phone on with the app open
"That's a bloody tradegy oh god I meant tragedy, DON'T YOU DARE start spamming this in the bloody comment section!" EmKay May 31, 2020
Lol
tradegy
tradegy
TRADGEGY
Tragdegdy
"I have a great idea to show how badly we need the gyms reopened."
"Oh yeah, what's the idea?"
"Let's stage a protest and prove anyone can exercise anywhere! Even on the sidewalk outside of a court house!"
"That's a great idea!"
🤦♀️
"Tradegy"
By: EmKay
trade j
tradegy
We have army attack Tradegy
yes
Tradegy
for a second i actually thought "tradegy" was a word
(tragedy + prodigy) / 2
Tradegy
Traditional strategy. Tragic strategy. Trade that is edgey.
What's even funnier is that after he corrected himself he said "Don't start pspamming this in the comment section."
I thought it was, too-
2:36 I think that the guy commenting is arguing about the butter that is in the popcorn bags.
Somehow this idea makes more and less sense now
Or melted butter
Hudson Orr dude it’s a joke
Emkay: Tradegy, oh wait DON'T SPAM THAT IN THE COMMENTS.
Should not have said that...
SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THAT.
When you make a mistake about a word what a.....
tradegy
Tradegy
Traggy
Tradegy
its spelled Tradegy
@@iexistsomehow4118 R/whooosh
9:45 i actually had a professor who was muted AND disabled comments on the lecture, so nobody could even tell her she was muted lol
Grabs whiteboard
Writes "UNMUTE" on whiteboard
Holds whiteboard up to camera
she? ok
@@thisisafakename2047 you got a problem with female professors?
@@thisisafakename2047
???????
1:28 Are we going to ignore the fact that they spelled table wrong?
Evidently, I guess. I did notice that, but they move too fast between segments for me to do anything, because it slipped my mind with the other , succeeding posts. Sorry.
Yes
Egg
@@theimperialguard3935 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕒𝕨𝕟𝕤𝕖𝕣
Okay, it took me a second to realize. So I might be a fucking idiot
"There is no knife defence. There is only knife survival." - Master Oogway
(3:20) There's a community in Africa that gives their babies a temporary name based on the weekday's name. Then when they turn 6 or so, they get their real name. This name can therefore be based on their personality, and the child could have some input too.
Or do it like Sweden; when you reach the age of 18, you have the legal rights to change your given name to any legal name you want, for free. If you want future changes, you'll have to pay a fee. This is a great system if you're not satisfied with the name your parents gave you.
Trans people must be very happy with the fact they can change their name for free once they turn 18- ah- how i wish America was like that.
@@ninxskii czcams.com/video/Eq6Kpz76FGs/video.html
(I don't even live there but check the case of "talulah does the hoola from Hawaii" [or something like that] she made her legal name "k" independently of her birth certificate)
The US has some wacky name rules (or lack of them)
America has literally everything like that under some sort of fee. Heaven forbid you prefer to legally go by another name without having to pay for it. I know there's reasons behind it, but maybe in the future things can be changed to something comparable to the Sweden example.
@@superphatcakes Changing name shouldn't be like changing a username. The fee is there to discourage name changing unless you really want to commit to it, and to pay for the resources. But you should still get that one free name change. You didn't pick your own name, after all.
Tradegy
14:10 Jack speaking in spanish just made my day
The mighty lord doge
Day 7 of asking Jack to say "Don't do crack, my name is Jack" in the intro
*DISCLAIMER*
If saying this will get you demonitized,
Your wealth will be prioritized.
Why do I see this everywhere wtf is this meme
My name is jack and I sell crack
Ohhhhh just you wait buddy. Just you wait.
"Don't you dare start spamming this in the comment section below"
Welcome to the Internet
tradegy
i shall continue the lyrics: "have a look around"
the fact that God sent me here is a facepalm alone
Lol
You or Jesus Christ?
Lol
I guess your dad hates you
i need some facts, why do i exist
0:00 10 billion, yes it totally says 10 billion not 16 billion.
@@user-hv3jm2ov7j yeah totally...
@@finnpom7795 yeah totally...
@@evdogg9186 yeah totally
Alaia 's world of candy yeah totally
...yllatot haeY
Em kay - "DONT YOU START SPAMING THIS IN THE CHAT"
Me - "this"
Edit: People liked "this"
Hate y- okay no this is accepted.
This in the chat
This in the chat
Madlad
Tradegy in the chat
I’m imagining baby bakugo naming himself lord explosion murder lol
OMG YES
YEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! You are CULTRED!
Nobody cares, actually
@Sargent_HIPPO yo
if it was towards me, understandable. i had a bad day while writing previous comment
i still want to stab something, just read the most depressing book of all time
@@corneliaoxienstierna1439 happens man. Hope u are doing ok now.
male person: **breathes**
women: oH tHaTs GaY
IF HE BREATHES, HE’S A SIMP!
synchrom, I don’t think women are the only people who call men gay...
HaMoN
synchrom just pull out me
@@kimisab2227 and Kermit purple
12:06
I paid for the whole speedometer, I'm gonna use the whole speedometer.
Ues
You have reached the bruh number in the like amount
"Why is Spanish different in Brazil?"
Me, a Brazilian who can barely speak Spanish: *hmmmmm yo no sé*
there r more brazilian comments here than I expected
@@Nils_61 mais um pra vc ;)
I thought Brazilians speak Portuguese
mano esse aí foi foda viu
Que
5:40 Might be a reasonable question, just poorly phrased. They could seriously be curious about whether a brother/sister is closer genetically to you than your mother/father.
Since you get 50% of your chromosomes from each parent, theoretically you could either have 100% the same chromosomes as your sibling, or 0%, or anywhere in between. So depending on random chance, on average they will be the same, while for any individual case, it is random which is closer to you.
For the following post, I think they meant lyrics and music, rather than song an music. And indeed, there are cases where the lyrics do not fit the music at all. (I remember one song that had really upbeat happy music, while the lyrics were about death, loss, and pain. Did NOT fit.)
Oh shit
Dont forget mutations which will cause a slightly larger difference
Lady cats that aren’t spayed go through “heat”, so yes. Cats get PMS of sorts.
my cat does this she likes steak and she is black and furry a very cute little baby girl
When i heard lady cats i thought of that horrible movie i had to watch with my sister
@Swap! MarioYT oh, my. O.o
But not being spayed is also unhealthy for a female cat(molly). Each time they go into heat, there’s an increased chance of ovarian cancer and other reproductive issues.
Tradegy
Jack: "Don't you dare spam that in the comments"
The Comments: "How about I do, anyway?"
Hate you.
What a tradegy!
this
The driver:
" *Tis nothing but a scratch sir/ma'am* "
The scratch:
...
1:22 When I was going to graduate school I lived in a trailer. Some instabilities developed in the floor in the living room. I marked them off with tape so people would know where not to stand. The first thing anyone new did on coming to my place was to go and stand on the tape and say loudly "what is this?!" ... that tape spectacularly failed at its job.
9:57
What's with the weird placing of the comma in the number of views?
"1,90,452"
That is the Indian numerical system. The hundred thousandth is called lac/lakh and has its own comma.
@@savitasharma6110 0of its fake views
I thought I was the only one to notice it
@@Hacker-cw9lc nope...
@@Hacker-cw9lc In order to actually be able to hack, you have to have some semblance of intelligence. I still wonder why you're called Hacker
tradegy: when a plan to succeed fails horribly
When he searched can cats pms, I searched it too just to see what the result was. He didn’t lie. The first result is an article telling you to blame your cat for you pms
10:38 this has the same energy as telling the waiter 'You too' when they say 'Have a nice meal'
I agree Emkay, that was such a tradegy.
man so hurrible
kaiden coleman i cant believe it it was tebbirle
@@rust7009 Dam man that was sooo wong
Nobody:
Jack:
WHAT THE HELL’S A SWITZERLAND?
That killed me, dude! 😂😂😂
Also, it’s the homeland of my family!
Nobody: WHAT THE (BLEEP) IS A SONIC
Same for me
A cow?
Tradegy
I feel like Jack does crack whenever he's doing a video.
Crack Jack
another one lost to drugs, truly is a bloody tradegy
That rhymes so it's true
And that rhymes.
“i’m jack, high on crack, welcome back! to emkay!”
-jack, probably
9:58 :The real facepalm is the comma placement on the number of views.
That’s probably taken on a phone in India or somewhere close bc that’s how the lakh-crore system works. They put a new comma at 1,000 1,00,000 and 1,00,00,000. It’s how the language names large numbers.
Day 3 part 2 of asking Jack to say “Hi I’m Jack, I swear I’m not on crack.”
I approve of this message
I shall join this cult.
I'm on board with this
His intro for r/makemesuffer
IDK why,
But every time I see a EmKay video I think he's trying to sell me something and...
ITS WORKING
Why are you making fun of someone else voice, u should just keep your stupid things to yourself smh
@@ikerh5211 Ok boomer
Oq um Brasileiro faz por aqui?
@@ikerh5211 are u replying to someone
@@ikerh5211 *sigh...*
Jack reminds me way to much of my brother lol. just hilarious.
Every one: " don't do it"
Me: "tradegy"
Everyone: *sighs* really?
Me: Y E S
7:56
It ain’t over till the jack lady sings
Heeeellllooooo
Nice
"Begone with your logic fiend, I want to complain."
Hilarious and an accurate description of today's society.
"BILLION ITEMS DELIVERED -SAFELY- AND -SECURELY-
EVERY SINGLE YEAR"
seems like a lie to me
Well it could still be true.
Just uh, not the ones in that truck.
Anothony Barroso you are right but what is they forgot to lock every container
anyways it's a joke
BILLION ITEMS DELIVERED A N D EVERY SINGLE YEAR
The thing with Google is probably people using Chrome and having a different site set as their home page, so you just type Google in the URL line which actually Googles Google. Stupid I know but the only explanation that gives me hope in humanity 😢
As someone who's mother "accidentally" changed the default search engine to yahoo and searched Google everytime she booted up.
I can confirm.
"Tradegy."
-Jack, 2020
Sorry Jack. Couldn't resist.
I am screen shoting this and using it every where he goes.😏 HEE HEE HEE!
@@ultraxisprime5152 Oh dear god. 😂😂😂😂
1:24
Wait till he realizes that tabel isn’t a word...
wait hwat
It's actually Indonesian (Yes, I am from Indonesia) for table
@@pavellyfish5 isn't in this one should be "table" which is "meja" in Indonesia not the 'tabel' one?
Even tho it's the same in english
@@inmuyataz no, he meant table as in the ones in Microsoft Word and Excel.
Tradegy: when you successfully fail at something
"I didn't lose, I merely failed to win."
-George McClellan
Trading tradegy
I'm just here to remind Jack of his mistake two years later when he said tradegy. The Viewers will never let him forget it.
"Was ninety nine dollars, now only ninety nine dollars" hmm yes, the ninety nine dollars here is made out of ninety nine dollars
"fellas is it gay to see?" yeah cuz then ur seeing other men and thats gay.
Dud wtf
@@andreigabrieltrinidad5858 you fear the truth.
@@andreigabrieltrinidad5858 YOU FEAR THE TRUTH
Ain't never gonna catch me seeing my homies 😤
fellas is it gay to look at ppl walking by
Missed opportunity to say “My name is jack, and my voice is wack”
I'm from brazil, and i get really mad when someone says i'm speaking spanish
I'm Filipino. I get pissed when someone thinks I'm speaking Spanish WHEN TAGALOG AND ESPAÑOL ARE CLEARLY 2 VERY DIFFERENT THINGS
I haven't actually finished my lessons on learning Portuguese seeing as I moved halfway through my third year of learning but it really is a beautiful language and once I finally finish learning it I can't wait to be able to speak the lovely language and converse with someone who can speak it as well
Its just Spanish left
@@eddiecowen2624 actually fun fact it's a mix of Spanish and French
@@dragonsncake9787 I was making a joke about where Portugal is, but didn't know Portuguese has French roots!
No one:
Jack: *sees 1 and and open lock that looks like a 6* ah 10!
I can tell you saw all the other comments saying this and you wanted to be different, but you just sound dumb
@@whymypphard680 ^
I have 0 idea on what the hell this said. Can some one help?
Fellas is it gay to see?
Waterboy: I see a lot of girls.......I see alot of guys too
That would be bi. Gay is same only, straight is opposite only and bi is both same and opposite.
@Xman "Yea. I was even seeing my mama and coach Clein at the same time."
@@myleseberly7549 🤣🤣🤣👍🏽
no homo....but last night, I saw a guy on the street....a mild panic set in. but then I saw a girl aswell...so it all balanced out...
@@MellenBerger your name sounds like a very interesting dish
He said: "10 billion items delivered safely and securely every single year."
This is an facepalm inside of a facepalm.
4:38
To the second question: depends. Do you need large amounts of raw materials(eg stone), and do you build with blocks that don't drop anything without silk(like glass)
Silk touch can't be stacked onto mending
@@peytonjanes yes, we know
7:56
Best singing voice ever tbh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is what is called a “pro gamer move”...
TrAdEgY!!!
Super Mario: the TrAdEgY 😂
5:33
_me,as a brazilian,watching this:angry portuguese noises_
The next time I see someone from any country asking if we speak spanish I'm gonna commit a hate crime.
@@caledfwwlch a nosotros nos dicen mexicanos solo por hablar español
We are called mexicans just because of speaking Spanish
Me as a Portuguese watching this........
1:51 The hysterical part is Jack missed the irony of doing exercises that can be done at home in an attempt to say gyms are necessary.
0:00 thats a 16 my dude
4:18 *is there*
Me with my science brain:
Burn this. All of you. Burn this. Idiots are not dying; Darwin is not here. . .
We must rise and do everything ourselves.
The driver in the first one must have just been like lmao, the record ends now
Driver: I am about to end this company while career
Ohhhh
Listen I know I’m 11 months late to this video but as an actual adopted kid seeing 8:51 pisses me off so much!
The world: "Tragedy"
Australia: "Tradegy"
My dad to me: “Tragedy”
Roger Roger
@@mrpixelator5699 Roger Roger
"HuMaNs ArEnT aNiMaLs SmArT gUy."
"and by the looks of it...you, a human aren't smart enough to call anyone "Smart guy"..."
2:51 "Game very bruh".
Best quote of the decade.
Please be my best friend, i need you and this community to survive the "GEN Z" stupidity.
Oh boy, I can't wait to see the absolute lack of comments of Jack saying "Tradegy"!
[insert generic comment about how Jack said tradegy]
@Ow my Bones Uh, I'm sorry bro, but that''s a hard r/woosh for you.
[Insert generic reply while saying that was a tragedy.]
@Ow my Bones so is your life
@@twendos833 I think it was a joke, but im not sure
I like how you don't center subreddit names at the start of the videos!
Yoooo wasup
R/woosh
@Mr. Khanna OMG GUYS HE HAS REDDIT HE DID THE FUNNY SUBREDDIT
Watson’s Milk it’s a bit pointless when we are watching a reddit video, to complain about someone referencing reddit.
@@caydenlaffey2019 yeah...
From what I know, there is pretty much no point in having silk touch on a pickaxe with fortune on it.
Besides, the game will not even accept that being a possibility unless you would use commands or mods.
yeah just never add silk touch onto a fortune pick its the dumbest thing ever to do, so is breaking spawners, but it kinda sounds like they mean't another pick which would be a definite yes
yea
It’s true, but silk touch has some uses. E.g. Digging up grass.
3:59 well, he's got a point though.
Hawaiian pizza was NOT made on Hawaii, so this question pretty much has the same energy
2:20
Most people: field
Jack: crop area
Maybe it's an Aussie thing *shrug*
@@mariethelaw Maybe 🤷🏼♀️
Marie Law im 99 percent sure it’s not
Technically he's right by saying no homo meaning not gay he is stating that it is not gay for him to sit in said comfortable chair
7:58 he actually has a good voice at singing lol
3:26 you now have me convinced that we should have kids choose their names