Destroying 19th Century History with Bad Translations

I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of the 19th Century and ran it through google translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result.
MUSIC:
Johans Waltz - Victoria 2
Quite Noble Festivities - Victoria 3
Handel This - Victoria 2
Tea Time - Victoria 3
Johnny Comes Marching Home - Victoria 2
The Moribund People - Anno 1800
New World Anthem - Victoria 2
subscribe and stuff you know the drill

[@queru1ous]

Everyone talks about the HE lore but how about the editor’s lore? “I killed people”, “I saw death”, “I take morphine”, etc. There is

[@dlnj-]

>slavery gets banned in England

[@jacobbruce2573]

These videos have now made me desperately addicted to HE lore

[@IronpenWorldbuilding]

“If anyone knows extermination it’s ottomans and Germans” I mean… he’s not …wrong

[@randomintrovertedspider7510]

I love how the USA's flag got Oregonfied until they reinvent themselves

[@joshuamackay9953]

RIP to Francis Cahill, the first ever black man. An inspiration for us all...

[@yoimmablob]

He must have been really going through it if his recovery was called the Great Depression, god damn

[@randompersonjustdoingsomething]

as a guy who has the nickname "SodiumPotassiumAlloy" i am not happy with humphred davy destroying sodium and potassium.

[@vasili1097]

It's interesting that HE was jailed right after Britain abolished slavery. We already know HE did something questionable in Argentina between 1976 and 1983.

[@theguydudebroo]

Ah yes, nothing represents freedom more than being able to tell the story of Frankenstein.

[@redsus4839]

NYC is indeed a war zone, and I don’t blame Alexander Hamilton for taking an entire army with him on his journey.

[@Jan_Koopman]

As a Dutch person,I thank you for actually taking the effort of pronouncing Van Gogh's name decently.

[@tagepower3650]

Mr. President, a second horse has hit Nathaniel and his associates.

[@AmuniMate]

Thomas Edison taking credit for the Krakatoa volcano seems pretty In Character for him tbh

[@snowtrooper3871]

𝙃𝙀 obviously dies and returns so many times because he respawns. It's his second playthrough, remember?

[@landon8214]

He founded the Baha'i faith, fought in the Napoleonic Wars, heard about various South Asian events in cities/places, and was imprisoned by the British. Man, he was really busy.

[@Mehak-dq2xw]

I’m late but more LORE

[@AzureLlama]

I feel like the author(?) is beginning to get more lore of his own like with confirmation he knows HIM. We should give him a name.

[@ortun5789]

I like how this time the translator is asking odd questions

[@theeman7243]

The Life of He.