Annihilating American History with Bad Translations
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- čas přidán 26. 04. 2024
- I translated Wikipedia's timeline of American History from Christopher Columbus all the way to the modern day using languages with terrible translation quality, this was the result.
MUSIC:
Kings Court - Europa Universalis IV
Spanish Tavern - Sid Meier's Pirates!
Commerce in the Peninsula - Europa Universalis IV
Falalalan - Europa Universalis IV
The War Of Independence - Empire Total War
Yankee Doodle Dandy - Empire Total War D&F Mod
New World - Victoria 2
Johnny Comes Marching Home - Victoria 2
Arsenal of Democracy - Hearts of Iron IV
Guile Theme - Super Street Fighter II
Huge HE / SHE / FIG LORE - Komedie
I cannot believe the He died by taking an arrow to the knee, I guess he'll no longer be able to be an adventurer
I mean, at this point, His dying is a very abstract concept.
Don't worry, HE survived joining International Forces in Lebanon.
Let me guess, he stole someone's sweetroll.
HE can respawn and recover from injuries at will
HE cant die because of the 12th dimensonial Quantum healing powers,inheritate by HIS mother the galactic goddess
Malawi-Lithuania is truly an empire of all time
Malawithuania
Only HE can beat them...
Their leader is definitely HE himself
The Greatest Empire in Human History, Malawi-Lithuania.
Australia-Hungary’s got nothing on them.
The Battle of Figs has truly changed the course of world history
Indeed.
people still wonder if the war was only a "fig"ment of human imagination
@@akmuchbetter9782 good one
My grandfather was killed in that terrible war. RIP grandpa mulberry.
The Battle of the Figs was one of the best edits i have ever seen
Definitely. The knife one getting shot was something I did NOT expect
Also, I went through the comments to find another comment, but didn't find it. So I stopped searching, and continued the video. Then the battle of the figs happened. I went in the comments, and I kid you not, this was the first comment I saw
well now we know we should not mess with figs. If we do not die to their weapons, we will die from laughter.
For real
Its really!!!
Its real!!!!!!!
Bro is going to get sued for 4 ba-jillion dollars for all this copy right infringement
Oh, it's okay, it's been 95 years
I am just imagining how many countries will sue him
@@TheOne_6 tell that to Disney
@@coleagnew691 i might actually try to do that
@@TheOne_6Don't.
Malawi-Lithuania mentioned, rahhhh 🦅🦅🎆
What the fuck is a country ‼️‼️🦅🦅🇱🇹🇲🇼🇱🇹🇲🇼
I can't help but think that this whole video is filled with subliminal messages from Jehova's Witnesses. All the bits about Jesus and study groups must also be their doing.
They're in the walls
HE crashed a kingdom hall
Actually they're from Jehova themselves
@@orbrat212*THEY’RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!*
I bet they're the one's who found Malawi-Lithuania too
Poland-Lithuania step aside, Malawi-Lithuania will conquer the world.
HE dies more times than a Dark Souls player.
Well that tend to happen when you really drag out the game, while taking on various challenges.
Still lesser than a touhou player
I feel like the fact that New England is actually Southeast Asia in disguise is something we should really be taught in school.
I find it hilarious that translator ended up with multiple personalities: normal broken translator, copyright freak, Jehovah's witness and Cambodian nationalist
HE is a Florida Man. That explains so much.
This is the most insane bad translations of all time: Malawi-Lithuania, Southeast Asia’s massive involvement, The Slave Tribe, Khalid Nut, Criticism against Bill Clinton, and the Battle of the Figs
3:05 don‘t forget Anglo-dutch World war 3
13:16 Islamic republic of Cuba XD
5:01 Don´t forget about the renaming of the New Republic of Laos of the Lao People´s Republic to Vermont XD 8O 8=D
7:57 I don't feel sad anymore, I know He'll come back
Indeed, He usually comes back!
After all, he's invincible!
Just like Afton says and does it: "I always come back."
Columbus discovered Cambodia
San Salvador*
Christofer Columbus: Hello Native I am San Salvador. What is this place?
Native: You have arrived at Dabergen, a key island in San Juan Batista. A native american settlement. Please, enjoy our fjords and bullfighting arenas.
Welp, they say not to step on any butterflies if you time travel...
@@samuellennon1984 I think Starv Harv stepped on a whole flock of primates with this video lol.
The battle of the figs was tragic. Many figs were lost. A moment of silence for all the figs that died in this battle😔
I don't give a fig, personally.
2:08 Ah yes Walawi-Lithuania, truly one of the greatest nations of all time. Edit:fuck, I meant Malawi.
Walawi
Ah yes, Walawi, the evil purple counterpart to Malawi.
@@InverPrincessYou mean iwalaM?
Oh right! I saw that old polish artifacts were found in freaking Laos.
Walawala Washington, a real name of a real place.
I only know of it due to bigfoot lore.
It is a fun thing to say.
"Walawala Washington"
Khalid Nut, welcome to the pantheon of unexplained godlike beings randomly popping out through history
Khalt Nud was his brother.,
Why does Khalid Nut look like the dude who says random stuff and can't play a guitar properly?
Bromax, the titans, the threat and Khalid Nut along with He, She and Justin Matt (me)
he was born in:
Spain
Ottoman Empire
A Colony owned by Los Angeles
And Florida! Don't forget about Florida!
The fact that Cambodia, Vietnam and even Laos was mentioned more than the USA itself is crazy, truly the indochinese dreamteam
draos wif hlobg drangt weix lumz laos lol hmongb.
@@equilibrum999 yes
I can't believe Malawi-Lithuania dissolved on April 20th 1946. Truly being the saddest day in history alongside with the Fig War.
Never forget Malawi-Lithuania. You'll live on in our hearts. Fly high son.
Can't believe all that commotion was over 27 euros. It really shows how bad inflantion got over time.
HE used to be an adventurer like SHE, then HE took an arrow in the knee
Why do i know where exactly this is from
Your group will be happy to help you study!
Why is it important to have a balancing study of the Holy Ghost?
Malawi was destroyed 😔
Jehova‘s Witness in your congregation will be happy to help you in your education!
That fully animated fig war got a like and subscribe from me
Was literally just checking your channel last night to see if I missed a new badly translated history.
What's your pfp from?
@@solsolsolomon it’s a vtuber model that I use. A premade one, can’t remember where I bought it
5:45 epic montage
you know what track that is? I can't seem to find it
@@EnclaveEmilythe description of the video has all the songs used
The song is called "Dragon Castle"@@EnclaveEmily
Fig warfare
Maybe We Can Make HOI4 Mod
Battle of Figs
The battle of figs bro.
This is the best work yet, we need to feed the algorithm for this video
Remember, garfield is a real president, he is the great Great grandfather of the creator of garfield, Garfield.
Sure why not
As a student of U.S. history, and taught history in U.S. public schools, this is perfectly translated. Good job, Google Translate!
R.I.P HE, who died of a knee injury.
At least HE got better by 1984. Someone needed to join International Forces in Lebanon!
Malawi-Lithuania has got to be the most cursed country I've ever heard of :D
9:24 There wasnt any mistranslation James Garfield was the 20th president of the united states lol
and the west indies purchase from denmark in 1917 was also a real thing (although the date seems to be incorrect)
@@treslinguaesacraethe wording implies that it’s all of the West Indies, not just the danish West Indies
yes, but since it just says "garfield", we are inclined to believe it is the cat
I wasn't expecting the "battle of figs" to be a whole thing but it reminded me of some old stick figure flash animations and stuff haha😂
I can't believe that Vietnam-Massachusetts would expel Fogl!
Japan with the ICBM really had me on the floor
A moment of silence for Figarius Green...
The sheer number of copyright symbols is somehow extremely on-brand...
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. It's like "Wow, I knew the United States was capitalist, but I didn't know even its HISTORY is copyrighted!" :P
It also kinda reminds me of one of StarvHarv's earlier videos, where he's talking about countries of the world and when he gets to Myanmar, under the country's flag it says "All rights reserved". "Wow, they really take copyright seriously in Myanmar, don't they?"
@@robinchesterfield42 dude there’s copyright over DNA patterns in nature in America for fucks sake. Wanna grow your own seeds from the crops you’ve harvested this year? Sorry, those seeds are copyrighted. You need to buy them fresh.
Wanna use spider genes to produce silk in a lab? Make sure it’s not a species that’s copyrighted!
Hell, I’m pretty sure the term “tower defense” is still copyrighted
I love it here
Yes i cant wait to see what HE gets up to in this one
Sounds exactly like what we learned in school
I have a suggestion for the next video: History of the Eurovision Song Contest with Bad Translations!
Buzz Aldrin, or rather Best Aldrin, was indeed the bestest boy ❤
Isn't he still alive?
@@charliekahn4205Hence why he's best... He can hold unto his life until today.
I looked away twice on accident. Both times led into weird fig content and i was insanely confused
6:25 *HE* is Florida Man confirmed!
The War of the Figs cutscene was something needed but not deserved by our mortal kind
Never knew the United States and Cambodia and Vietnam were so close all the way back then. I'm glad to know how involved Southeast Asia was in the creation of the US 😁👍🏻🇺🇸🇰🇭🇻🇳 ya learn something new every day
As a Croat, I can confirm I do live in the Valley
He Lore in this video:
In 1804, during the Fig War, while He at the funeral of Figarius Green, there was an asassination attempt that failed miserably and the assassin only hit a portrait of Figarius.
On October 27th, 1810, He became Florida's ambassador to the United States.
On May 28th, 1848, He was dispatched to the Wisconsin Union (30th).
On December 29th, 1890, He died of a knee injury.
On February 26th, 1984, He joined international forces in Lebanon.
She Lore in this video:
On July 14th, 1853 She set out for Paris in the port of Urka Japan.
What about the You lore in this video?
we need some more fig war lore
This sounds like a game of civilization in a nutshell
Let us not forget about the great Malawian-Lithuanian Hussars that saved Kinshasa from the Zulu invasion in 1683
Cambodia sure has it's pulse in U.S. history . I guess we all slept on that part in studying U.S. geo-political events.
That picture of king Charles ii is at my local art museum
It's a shame that he was occupied by Britain and America
Glad to see HE has returned (somehow) as a Floridian ambassador!
No president will ever surpass Pollock
He:
before 535 BC-54
after 54-275
b. between 275-431
b. 1389
11 December 1617-29 December 1890
after 29 December 1890-1893
after 1893-3 September 1914
after 3 September 1914-18 January 1915
b. between 18 January 1915-3 July 1915
8 March 1990-at least 10^106 + 2024
She:
b. 1485
She has shown up before as President of the Philippines
@@zach2382 That was after 1485. She has never been said to have died, thus it can be assumed that it is the same life
Battle of figs got me crying
I can't belive you would joke about the battle of figs like that, my grandfather was turned into a cookie during that fight
Tasty
And after all these years, your group will still be happy to help you study.
HE being a Florida Man explains so much of human history, tbh
*JEHOVAH’S WITNESS IN YOUR CONGREGATION WILL BE HAPPY TO HELP WITH YOUR EDUCATION*
That actually sounds like something I would hear from a Jehovah’s Witness 😂
The battle of figs was really well done!
2:29 just wanna say I love that you chose to represent "Queen" with the band, fits very well
Some recommendations for other histories to badly translate:
Ancient Egyptian History
Chinese History
British History
中文将有多错误。
This is the only series i could watch continuously without getting bored 😂
5:27 certified udrea! Classic
Time traveler: Moves a chair
The timeline:
HELEN! NO!!!
1:47 The smacking sound effect always gets me XD
Edit: Love the references to older videos, like the witch doctor guy at 6:30 and Foggle at 12:13!
HELL YEAH BROTHER. FINALLY A VIDEO ABOUT SOME CHEESEBURGER FREEDOM
*Insert bald eagle firing a machine gun here*
RIP Figarius Green
5:35 "Yep, that definitely is a river!" - the EU
7:45 We need to discuss the lore gap between He and She. It’s unequal!
10:25 Khalid Nut looks like if Scraptrap decided to have a rapper career
I Successfully Stop Starting The Second American Civil War
Thanks for making another one of these. They’re always great.
8:14 the south's worst nightmare.
This might genuinely be one of the funniest videos I have ever watched in my life
my grandpa died at the battle of the figs, miss him every day
As a proud American I can say this history is possibly better than the real history
0:55 maybe Cambodia owns the island in one day but America owns it tomorrow
Maybe they split the island
1st Day Cambodia
2nd day USA
Badly translated history of Poland next?
7:37 CROATIA MENTIONED RAAAHHHHHHHH.🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
The legend hath returned
Your group will be happy to help you study.
England:"No he didn't leave me, I left him."
Lol, how many world wars existed in this translated universe!?
Yes (tm). That is how many.
Cambodia really shaped the USA to be the country it is today, they don't get enough recognition also RIP to the victims of the Fig war
the war of the fig was truly a deadly conflict
0:36 i have watched all the translation videos, my birthday has FINALLY been mentioned!!!
november 19 1493? damn you must be old /j
@@mizukittyakinyama 😭😭noo november 19th
@@alliebooo ... 1493
Wow, the recent improvements to the animations and such really showed in this one! Nicely done!
RIP Helen, she was the one who agreed with Germany's actions in Greece in 1941.
What I want to know is what HE was up to during the Revolutionary War.
I was there, at the Battle of Figs. (Don't ask how--time-travel or something.)
It was hell.
The juice...the juice was EVERYWHERE.. I stepped in something, looked down and realised it was someone's pulp. The seeds...I'll never forget the seeds. They haunt me to this day.
(but seriously, this is amazing. Also my new fave country, like everybody else's, is Malawi-Lithuania. Truly one of the empires of all time.)
Oh these always crack me up. Your editing and delivery is spot on
This video is actually genuinely underated ❤😂🎉.
Your Editing has gone insane, great video, just like all of them before.
7:58
He is not dead
He will come back
He always does
11:24 dang, Japan felt left out in America declaring war on the other Axis Powers that they just launched a missile in the northwest to get noticed. Pearl Harbor wasn’t enough apparently 😂
here the pearl harbor got renamed to EmpirePearl
Hilarious video 😂! StarvHarv has easily become one of my favorite channels :)