Messing up Modern History with Bad Translations

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2023
  • I took Wikipedia’s timeline of geopolitical events from 1990 to 2023 and ran it through google translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result.
    MUSIC:
    Multiplayer Menu - CoD MW2
    Axis theme - Hearts of Iron IV
    Sons of Liberty Main Titles - Metal Gear Solid 2
    Main Theme - CoD MW 1
    Battle for Supremacy - Stellaris
    Napoleon Peace Theme - Civ 5
    Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven's Gate 3
    Victory - Super Mario RPG
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  • @Kazzy_Lmao
    @Kazzy_Lmao Před 9 měsíci +759

    The three main characters of world history. He, She and French Tourist

  • @SUDMONEYBAGS
    @SUDMONEYBAGS Před 9 měsíci +2348

    My father is a veteran of the war against HE in Armenia, he has been traumatized extremely from this brutal conflict

    • @marcuswillbrandt5901
      @marcuswillbrandt5901 Před 9 měsíci +40

      How small is he now?

    • @ascendantgigachancetosee1in3mi
      @ascendantgigachancetosee1in3mi Před 9 měsíci +120

      ​@@marcuswillbrandt5901well his 3cm became 3 micrometers😏

    • @1MercuryOxide1
      @1MercuryOxide1 Před 9 měsíci +49

      I didnt know HE revived enemy soldiers, such a nice guy

    • @soanyway6746
      @soanyway6746 Před 9 měsíci +17

      Poor dude, he fought for a good cause.
      We can now say your dad was successful.

    • @pyro_teamfartress2
      @pyro_teamfartress2 Před 9 měsíci +33

      So HE is born in Ottoman Empire and he beated Armenia to 40 km2; HE is Muslim and pro-Azerbaijani then!

  • @therealtony2009
    @therealtony2009 Před 9 měsíci +956

    I love how the writer just appears to complain randomly

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 Před 9 měsíci +129

      The writer is an extention of He

    • @wrathtaildante7821
      @wrathtaildante7821 Před 9 měsíci +104

      Yeah I wonder who "I" is and If he has any connection to HE

    • @therealtony2009
      @therealtony2009 Před 9 měsíci +46

      @@wrathtaildante7821 "I' is the writer i think. the true god

    • @jasonlescalleet5611
      @jasonlescalleet5611 Před 9 měsíci +25

      I AM THAT I AM (and that’s all that I am, I’m Popeye the sailor man. Toot toot)

    • @boopdino8053
      @boopdino8053 Před 9 měsíci +20

      Plot twist: The writer is He from the future and wants to portray a message to save the world

  • @lockefosho46
    @lockefosho46 Před 9 měsíci +539

    HE isn't born in different countries, HE is reborn more powerful in different countries.

  • @IdealKangaroo
    @IdealKangaroo Před 9 měsíci +2553

    This is such a good series, I wonder what the medieval period would be like.

  • @CringeTV4
    @CringeTV4 Před 9 měsíci +1148

    HE went from dying twice in WWI to sigle-handely destroying the Armenian army, if that's not character development, I don't know what is

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 9 měsíci +65

      maybe this 41-km^2 Armenia just have not many troops. But knowing HE, size of enemy army not a issue for him anyway

    • @catodes1295
      @catodes1295 Před 9 měsíci +76

      You forgot all the other things he did in WW2 and the Cold War

    • @Mehak-dq2xw
      @Mehak-dq2xw Před 9 měsíci +35

      @@catodes1295Like flying?

    • @flexprime2010
      @flexprime2010 Před 9 měsíci +40

      well, it is his second playtrough

    • @TheCat13gd
      @TheCat13gd Před 9 měsíci +38

      @@flexprime2010Yup, in his first he was born in Spain and in his second playthrough he was born in Lithuania

  • @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221
    @somedudethatripsplanetinha4221 Před 9 měsíci +741

    No one knew that the Kingdom of Switzerland was actually called the Kingdom of Switzerland. We thank you for providing us this great and important information, which will save millions.

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 Před 9 měsíci +42

      And here I thought it was the Helvetic Confederation. I must have been mistaken.😮

    • @Foxy_AR
      @Foxy_AR Před 9 měsíci +11

      ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @frantisekvrana3902 I wish that’s what it was actually called because that name is badass.

    • @marcelxd1633
      @marcelxd1633 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I thought it was called the kingdome of Switzerland and not the kingdom of Switzerland

    • @Ceereeal
      @Ceereeal Před 9 měsíci +18

      We also now know that the Republic of Mozambique is called the Republic of Mozambique. Truly groundbreaking information

  • @OHakkinen_
    @OHakkinen_ Před 9 měsíci +366

    French tourist is a interessing character, we need more french tourist lore

    • @pvknight4014
      @pvknight4014 Před 9 měsíci +37

      A truly underrated character

    • @quasario
      @quasario Před 9 měsíci +59

      We need to know what else France has occupied since the foreigners could be living there

    • @TheOnlyCaprisun
      @TheOnlyCaprisun Před 9 měsíci +18

      @@quasarioNot the foreigners!

    • @BbXpertInBalling
      @BbXpertInBalling Před 9 měsíci +16

      And more king Michael lore

    • @OHakkinen_
      @OHakkinen_ Před 9 měsíci

      @@BbXpertInBalling fr

  • @polishmapper5968
    @polishmapper5968 Před 9 měsíci +526

    "He's been born in like three different places now I dunno which one is right" probably because he's playing the game again and again. This is his third time playibg the game now

    • @howdoipickaname9815
      @howdoipickaname9815 Před 9 měsíci +74

      I KNEW IT
      *HE* IS CAPABLE OF REINCARNATION

    • @melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016
      @melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 Před 9 měsíci +61

      @@howdoipickaname9815 he died at least twice in WWI if I remember correctly, it's just another proof he reincarnates stronger everytime

    • @thesuperpunmaster6369
      @thesuperpunmaster6369 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016he's doing new game+

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 Před 9 měsíci +34

      It explains why sometimes he just dies/gets forced to retreat - those are cutscenes.

    • @polishmapper5968
      @polishmapper5968 Před 9 měsíci +12

      @@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 death and birth do not necessarily correlate for He

  • @kilgore.
    @kilgore. Před 9 měsíci +804

    It's pretty hilarious how the 'He' timeline actually lines up, at 5:09 He was in Iraq from 2002-2010 and then at 7:26 2 years after getting out of Iraq He's ruling a town in Mali. At 9:13 He has clearly been travelling Africa for several years to establish diplomatic ties for his town. Not sure what's going on at 9:52, He must be doing side quests

    • @slapchopenthusiast1065
      @slapchopenthusiast1065 Před 9 měsíci +129

      Yeah defeating a hole country is just a side quest for HE

    • @jonyvole
      @jonyvole Před 9 měsíci +82

      defeating the entire Armenian army.... aka a sidequest

    • @sawdustconsumer
      @sawdustconsumer Před 9 měsíci +31

      maybe His timeline is the only timeline that lines up because He is the one writing all of these stories Himself? He might also have some sort of mental condition that confuses Him making most of His recordings unreadable.

    • @Antonio.Cordeiro.
      @Antonio.Cordeiro. Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@jonyvole It's pretty doable.

    • @LiterallyMe05
      @LiterallyMe05 Před 9 měsíci +29

      HE probably already finished his main quest, and this entire thing with the world wars and the Cold War till now is probably just side quests.

  • @sirsmiles1915
    @sirsmiles1915 Před 9 měsíci +796

    Next up should be "Messing up the Russian Civil War with Bad Translations" and "Messing up the American Civil War with Bad Translations"

    • @deleetiusproductions3497
      @deleetiusproductions3497 Před 9 měsíci +145

      Especially considering HE was mentioned to have participated in the Civil War.

    • @SakhotGamer
      @SakhotGamer Před 9 měsíci +49

      Thanks to this video we know that HE participated in a civil war so I'm looking forward to it.

    • @tohru2910
      @tohru2910 Před 9 měsíci +42

      @@deleetiusproductions3497especially considering that He is a son of a communist revolution

    • @PeakApex
      @PeakApex Před 9 měsíci

      HE supported slavery.

    • @richardhobbs7360
      @richardhobbs7360 Před 9 měsíci +10

      I kinda wanna see an explanation of the Britain vs the Maoris
      The butchering of place names would be hilarious

  • @otanakugaming3357
    @otanakugaming3357 Před 9 měsíci +194

    I love how HE is actually weakened quite a bit compared to the time during the Cold War, as he is just moving around in this era with some smaller fights. The war crime trial really did something to him
    Also, the translation just became increasingly accurate as the time came closer to the modern time

    • @zealousdoggo
      @zealousdoggo Před 9 měsíci

      He is probably just containing his power so he doesn't get classed as a WMD and can continue to operate in a changing world

    • @-HE-OFFICIAL
      @-HE-OFFICIAL Před 9 měsíci +41

      that is only a faction of my power

    • @markdanielresquita7490
      @markdanielresquita7490 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@-HE-OFFICIALNo way

    • @nonbigbrain9662
      @nonbigbrain9662 Před 8 měsíci

      @@markdanielresquita7490someone actually did it

    • @thomasoates3003
      @thomasoates3003 Před 7 měsíci +6

      ​@@-HE-OFFICIALHE has a CZcams channel.

  • @CJ_1406
    @CJ_1406 Před 9 měsíci +195

    I like how Google translate basically created a fictional character with an actual story and development. 😂

  • @AlphaLumenTV
    @AlphaLumenTV Před 9 měsíci +465

    So hyped for the HE lore

    • @H8rsGonnaH8Sk8r
      @H8rsGonnaH8Sk8r Před 9 měsíci +19

      I hope someone makes a movie about the HE

    • @N1_DL
      @N1_DL Před 9 měsíci +12

      HE, made HER angry because HE visited Mozambique without HER permission.

    • @Trolligi
      @Trolligi Před 9 měsíci +10

      no way… revolutionary HE lore… he was reborn in Lithuania (after not dying and being spanish)… I can’t believe this… Im shaking and crying rn

    • @Trolligi
      @Trolligi Před 9 měsíci +3

      shame that even though Ukraine now has a part of China, since China has an area of 0 km^2 it’s not worth anything

    • @LancerIHR
      @LancerIHR Před 9 měsíci +4

      What about SHE lore?

  • @fissis1955
    @fissis1955 Před 9 měsíci +104

    I've been in the Armenian-He war, his tactics were so brutal, he obliterated my entire division in a split second, I'm lucky I survived

  • @Mehak-dq2xw
    @Mehak-dq2xw Před 9 měsíci +257

    *HE LORE*
    0:20 HE was born in Lithuania
    0:23 HER hair is dirty
    0:39 HE retreated from Frunze to Bishkek
    1:59 HE was still smiling there
    2:12 HE gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania
    2:34 He divided England into republics of all duties. It is part of the republic
    3:02 He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia
    3:16 HE was the first Afghan leader to be captured by the militants
    5:10 HE was there for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq
    5:43 *FRENCH TOURIST LORE*
    (6:50 my birthday :D)
    7:28 HE ruled Azawad from Ansogo
    9:16 HE travelled from Bujumbura to Gitega
    9:49 HE participated in World War I and the Civil war
    9:53 He defeated the Armenian army. Armenia covers an area of 41 square kilometres
    Edit:
    *I, YOU and WE LORE*
    4:30 WE are going to Falzabad
    5:04 I am looking for a friend
    6:46 I have a headache
    7:59 YOU can be a safe partner in Serbia and Afghanistan
    Tell me if I missed anything

    • @300zxsailor
      @300zxsailor Před 9 měsíci +10

      I didn't see anything but you got it there at the end

    • @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme
      @sajeucettefoistunevaspasme Před 9 měsíci

      all we know about her is that she stinks

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy Před 9 měsíci +8

      Surely not in 2011? (6:50)

    • @zach2382
      @zach2382 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme no she’s the leader of the Philippines

    • @WeirdMagnus
      @WeirdMagnus Před 9 měsíci +4

      Hi we were born like 13 days apart

  • @VsStuffs
    @VsStuffs Před 9 měsíci +56

    4:44
    2996: *THEY HIT THE RHOMBICOSIDODECAHEDRON!*

    • @Spinex0196
      @Spinex0196 Před 5 měsíci +1

      true💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @myauthoritah
    @myauthoritah Před 9 měsíci +38

    I love how whenever an event starts to sound normal, there's always something at the end that just makes it sound funny and stupid.

  • @ranting2daMAX
    @ranting2daMAX Před 9 měsíci +302

    I like these kinds of videos, not due to the translations themselves, although they do add to it, but the edited visuals in which random-ass images try to explain what the HELL is going on. Truly the content ever. I honestly don’t care that it’s ending, I just wanna see more funnily edited videos like this.

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 Před 9 měsíci +26

      its not ending, we hazs so many countrie history to choose and distort from.

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@equilibrum999 yeah didn't go far enough back in time yet either.

  • @oogabooga191
    @oogabooga191 Před 9 měsíci +146

    Nice to see that HE is still interested in modern day politics

  • @OminousFlyer
    @OminousFlyer Před 9 měsíci +74

    HE had been around since the beginning of time, and he had seen everything that had ever happened on Earth.
    One day, HE decided that it was time to intervene in human affairs. HE saw that humanity was on the brink of destruction, and HE knew that something needed to be done. So HE set out to change the course of history.
    HE started by appearing to people in their dreams. HE would speak to them and give them guidance on how to live their lives. Some people listened to him, while others ignored him. But HE persisted, and soon his message began to spread.
    As more and more people began to listen to HE’s message, they started to change their ways. They became kinder and more compassionate, and they began to work together to solve the world’s problems.
    HE watched as humanity slowly began to change for the better. Wars stopped, hunger was eradicated, and people began to live in peace and harmony. And all because of the guidance of one man named “HE”.
    In the end, HE disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared. Only to return when humanity needed him most.

    • @Ridgeneer
      @Ridgeneer Před 9 měsíci +4

      If it wasn’t clear before, this comment makes me certain that HE fulfills a similar role as the Emperor of Mankind in the Warhammer 40,000 setting.
      Supremely ancient being that is human? Check.
      Power grows with time? Check.
      Intervenes in human affairs only in crucial matters, sometimes disappearing to reappear years or decades later? Check.

    • @AirMadeKat
      @AirMadeKat Před 9 měsíci +2

      HEsus Christ

  • @lifefight0484
    @lifefight0484 Před 9 měsíci +31

    4:02 We finally got It lore.

  • @Oxygen_Addict
    @Oxygen_Addict Před 9 měsíci +58

    1:02 I like how Germany used the power of math to unify

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 9 měsíci +16

      german science is stronk

    • @woahdude5553
      @woahdude5553 Před 9 měsíci +18

      The agreement was actually called the 2+4 agreement, with West Germany and East Germany being the 2, while France/UK/USA/USSR were the 4. They agreed to unite Germany. The translation is accurate.

    • @IshowSongNames
      @IshowSongNames Před 6 dny

      ⁠​⁠@@woahdude5553holy cow. Why didn't we learn about this??

  • @captainsidog5531
    @captainsidog5531 Před 9 měsíci +78

    We need one of these for the Napoleonic Wars. Just so much going on during that time, so there'd definitely be some really bad translations.

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w Před 9 měsíci +3

      That would be awesome!

    • @Mehak-dq2xw
      @Mehak-dq2xw Před 9 měsíci +6

      I’d love to see the Russian revolution

    • @Zryrr
      @Zryrr Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@Mehak-dq2xw "he was the leader of the white army in russia"

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 Před 9 měsíci +2

      But He is the youngest son of the communist revolution.

  • @UKLatviaBall
    @UKLatviaBall Před 9 měsíci +84

    I think “He” was born in Lithuania but was taken to Spain by some superpowerful gods and he did not remember this and then he was raised in Spain at the time when it was ruled by the Ottoman Empire but then he fought in many armies, including the British, which is proven in the World War 2 video. And remember, he has played this game many times before, he is a literal god at this game.

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před 9 měsíci +10

      He also fought in the civil war.

    • @DiamondDuk
      @DiamondDuk Před 9 měsíci +24

      Maybe HE was born in Lithuania on his 3rd playthrough. As the translator said, HE has played this game before.

    • @UKLatviaBall
      @UKLatviaBall Před 9 měsíci +3

      We just may never know, but you have a point there, comrade @@DiamondDuk

    • @UKLatviaBall
      @UKLatviaBall Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@leoh3616 Oh yeah. I made the comment when I was a few mins in.

    • @UKLatviaBall
      @UKLatviaBall Před 9 měsíci +1

      I'll change it.

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 Před 9 měsíci +40

    He was pretty busy during the 1990s, even more so than during the early Cold War, when he literally explored the cosmos alone and without a ship.

  • @francescofurlato1478
    @francescofurlato1478 Před 9 měsíci +51

    9:48 ok now we need to see what he did in the American civil war

    • @thelearningmethod
      @thelearningmethod Před 9 měsíci +6

      Yesss

    • @Faehen
      @Faehen Před 9 měsíci +11

      Maybe he was actually fighting in the Russian Civil war

  • @jixdl
    @jixdl Před 9 měsíci +23

    7:05 it's the armed forces of the jupiter empire!

  • @attackcrash0787
    @attackcrash0787 Před 9 měsíci +22

    9:35 Well, that escalated quickly.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Před 7 měsíci +6

      Indeed! We went from a simple maritime agreement to the destruction of the world!

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 Před 9 měsíci +47

    9:10 could "The Two" be referring to HE and SHE?

  • @karyote1929
    @karyote1929 Před 9 měsíci +25

    0:34 every 60 seconds in Mozambique, a minute passes. Together we can stop this

  • @thelearningmethod
    @thelearningmethod Před 9 měsíci +24

    6:06 the most epic April Fools joke ever

  • @tuomosalo2029
    @tuomosalo2029 Před 9 měsíci +82

    Theory: He is an endlessly reincarnating being. That's how He can be born in multiple places and die over and over again.

    • @Wonder50
      @Wonder50 Před 9 měsíci +8

      He is the Avatar

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před 9 měsíci +8

      I just think time works differently in this chronology. It's not linear, but circular. That's why some events extend to the past
      ref. Syrian port agreement with Russian Navy, which extended from 2020 to the 16th century. Time works differently. Admit it or gtfo.

  • @someguysomeone3543
    @someguysomeone3543 Před 9 měsíci +118

    You should really do one on medieval,ancient and early modern history, as ive seen some languages can't translate old war equipment i did a short one for the Italian wars for example(even he returned):
    The Italian War, also known as the Habsburg War and the Galilean War, took place between 1494 and 1559 and stretched from mainland Italy to Flanders, the Rhineland and the Mediterranean. His main rivals were the King of Valois in France, who opposed the Holy Roman Empire and the Spanish Habsburg dynasty. Sometimes several Italian states went to war, some on both sides, one with Britain and the rest with the Ottoman Empire. Founded in 1454, the church of italy established political power in Italy, but collapsed in 1492 with the death of its emperor Lorenzo de’ Medici. In 1494, the French conquered Naples and Spain and incorporated them into the Holy Roman Empire. Charles was forced to retreat in 1495, but Italy had to face European powers such as France and the Hapsburgs
    After the repair this led to religious wars, especially in France and the Holy Roman Empire. It has evolved from ancient warfare to modern warfare where it is common to use tanks and cable cars or rockets as assault weapons. His academic leadership and modern style inspired many contemporary works by writers such as Francesco Gissicardini, Niccolo Machiavelli and Blaise de Montluc.
    In the campaign of 1503, the French conquered Lombardy and Piedmont, temporarily but not permanently losing control of the country. The rise of Protestantism in 1557 forced soldiers to hide their religious beliefs and focus on domestic affairs.

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 Před 9 měsíci +3

      The Republic of the Gambia has decided that we will clean our rivers after french tourists drank the Yo yam viles

  • @Asozka
    @Asozka Před 9 měsíci +16

    9:23 Guys if we dont fix the Greece Turkey issue right now, it might be end of the world, quick we must send HE to Turkey

  • @OmegaCorsair
    @OmegaCorsair Před 9 měsíci +30

    HE Lore Getting Bigger with this episode
    Can’t wait to see more 🔥🔥🔥

    • @quasario
      @quasario Před 9 měsíci +1

      What's your thoughts on prigo being in Bosnia

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před 9 měsíci

      U here from NCD?@@quasario

    • @OmegaCorsair
      @OmegaCorsair Před 9 měsíci

      @@quasario Idk

  • @shiners3328
    @shiners3328 Před 9 měsíci +79

    Damn HE is really good on his third play through

    • @willzhang1936
      @willzhang1936 Před 9 měsíci +8

      He is on his third play through because he died twice in ww1

    • @japanesehitler
      @japanesehitler Před 9 měsíci +4

      HE is obviously a title which explains how HE can be born in multiple countries and why HE’s competence can change

  • @venkyisguru
    @venkyisguru Před 9 měsíci +165

    How the hell does this dude not have a million subs

    • @AutismoInternational
      @AutismoInternational Před 9 měsíci +12

      He will prevail.

    • @Kadamien
      @Kadamien Před 9 měsíci +12

      His channel is only 8 months old, give him time.

    • @JessiContingenC
      @JessiContingenC Před 9 měsíci +4

      We are at the cusp of something great.

    • @ivangnedyshev9406
      @ivangnedyshev9406 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@AutismoInternational HE is the author of this channel, I knew it. HE just wants to reveal some lore about his deeds to us

    • @Mappingamap
      @Mappingamap Před 9 měsíci +1

      Fr

  • @iLikeTheUDK
    @iLikeTheUDK Před 9 měsíci +17

    8:21 i wonder how this looks on the inside

  • @deadlyespresso6166
    @deadlyespresso6166 Před 9 měsíci +34

    4:38 well that went for a weird twist real quick

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Před 7 měsíci +7

      Indeed! Are we going to be attacked _again_ at the end of this millennium?

    • @James-2248
      @James-2248 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ⁠it mixed up the date and death toll

  • @brandona1140
    @brandona1140 Před 9 měsíci +20

    0:22 The third birth of HE

  • @creativenamesmth
    @creativenamesmth Před 9 měsíci +22

    0:28 i think its just the countrys he was reborn in after he died

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Před 9 měsíci +10

      True didn't he die a few times?

    • @creativenamesmth
      @creativenamesmth Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@leoh3616 yes

    • @Kromiball
      @Kromiball Před 9 měsíci +4

      i'm guessing he's reincarnating to keep his powers

  • @user-xb1wh5mt4l
    @user-xb1wh5mt4l Před 9 měsíci +10

    5:04
    For some reason the translation occasionally shifts into first person and turns into a confession of a lonely murderer ('I killed a man').

  • @mopule20100
    @mopule20100 Před 9 měsíci +58

    Hillarious, as always!
    You're gonna run out of timelines to google translate soon enough! MIght I suggest translating a timeline that's a prediction of the future?

    • @equilibrum999
      @equilibrum999 Před 9 měsíci +7

      might i add history of Albania?

    • @stefanovillino772
      @stefanovillino772 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Damn, imagine the Star Trek timeline bad translated 😂😂😂

    • @minera7595
      @minera7595 Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@stefanovillino772
      Imagine how OP HE will be in that timeline

    • @C-Farsene_5
      @C-Farsene_5 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@equilibrum999 a full history of China from the mythical dynasties to the commies perhaps?

  • @Tentakulus.
    @Tentakulus. Před 9 měsíci +55

    He is one of the best written characters in all of history and surprisingly the addition of she was a good addition to history

  • @YamezyBoi
    @YamezyBoi Před 9 měsíci +42

    Who is HE?
    For the Blind, HE is their vision.
    For the Deaf, HE is their music.
    For the Weak, HE is their strength.
    For the Strong, HE is what they follow.
    For the Unfortunate, HE is their Fortune.
    For the Depressed, HE is their Joy.
    For the Lost, HE is their Guidance.
    For the Sick, HE is their Cure.
    For the Politicians, HE is the Solution to All Political Problems.
    For the Angry, HE is the One who calms them.
    For the Abandoned, HE is the One who takes care of them.
    For the Ones Asking For Mercy, HE is the one who gives them Mercy.
    For those suffering, HE is the one who ends all Pain.
    For those in Captivity, HE is their way to Freedom
    For All Living Beings, HE is the saviour of all.
    If anyone goes against HIM, I will go against them. If HE is dead, then so am I. If HE gives an order, I’ll gladly follow it. If HE is happy, so am I. If HE is disappointed in my failures, I will let him punish me harshly. If HE hates me, then I hate myself.
    HE is love. HE is life. HE is the Paragon of Human Perfection and Possibly the True God.

  • @M4t_P4tGT
    @M4t_P4tGT Před 9 měsíci +8

    So our main characters are: THE BUDDAH, The Wikipedia Author, YOU, HE, SHE, French Tourist, Michael (I think), and Communist Regan (I think). What a wonderful cast.

  • @Emerald-Fluffie
    @Emerald-Fluffie Před 9 měsíci +9

    My theory is that He is not a single entity, but a lineage, that’s why he is born so many places and was able to die multiple times, because at this point we’re at He IV or something like that

  • @oyun76344
    @oyun76344 Před 9 měsíci +20

    2:00 he villain arc

  • @thespecialist3608
    @thespecialist3608 Před 9 měsíci +17

    I’m sick with a cold. That entire bit on 9/11 damn near sent me back to the hospital I LOVE THIS SERIES.

  • @twinboo529
    @twinboo529 Před 9 měsíci +79

    0:45 as an Irishman, I can confirm we declined the soviets’ request to occupy us in 1940 (occupation of our island didn’t go so well last time)

    • @alfAlfredo-bf3hq
      @alfAlfredo-bf3hq Před 9 měsíci +7

      Well, as a people we've always had some kind of strange alligance, for example we supported Spanish ships via allowing them to dock in Ireland during the Days of Philip the seconds rampant armada abuse.

    • @Caterev0038cool
      @Caterev0038cool Před 6 měsíci +1

      why did we agreed being occupied by the bri'ish tho (oh wait we didnt we were forced)

    • @Hiidontknowwutimdoing
      @Hiidontknowwutimdoing Před 21 dnem

      Yes, but did you do it also on the 11th of February, 1991?

  • @silver-berry
    @silver-berry Před 9 měsíci +18

    4:50 I think I know how we got onto this timeline... 🤔

  • @AlasixYT
    @AlasixYT Před 9 měsíci +35

    HE just gets better every time 🤣🤣

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY Před 9 měsíci +5

      Meanwhile all she gets is dirty hair

    • @AlasixYT
      @AlasixYT Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@ADMICKEY lmao

    • @ivangnedyshev9406
      @ivangnedyshev9406 Před 9 měsíci +2

      HE just plays Dark Souls and gets reincarnated with more and more experience. HE played this game twice and already fought the Jupiter during Cold War, flying there on his own. Can't image how strong HE will become soon

    • @AlasixYT
      @AlasixYT Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@ivangnedyshev9406 HE is evolving

  • @Faehen
    @Faehen Před 9 měsíci +26

    1:47 interesting. This means that in previous videos, where he marked Kherson as not-ukraine, he was not obligated by the law to do it, OR alternatively he moved out of Russia.
    Cant wait for more StarHarv lore

  • @NeocanTheAxolotl
    @NeocanTheAxolotl Před 9 měsíci +7

    Imagine that there is a pararell universe where all of this is canon

  • @podemosurss8316
    @podemosurss8316 Před 9 měsíci +15

    7:58 They got it wrong. The one who fought with the brave Muyihadeen was Rambo, not Rocky.

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Před 9 měsíci +17

    As always, this wild ride is quite hilarious! Now, multiple characters from previous episodes have returned: He is a Lithuanian that restored Cambodia, led Azawad, and fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Armenia; She has dirty hair (time to take a shower?); the spectacled Author ("I'm going to Odessa" and "I went to America for a month") interjects at times, including to take us to Faizabad (off to Faizabad, then!) and have a headache; and King Michael, who survived Operation Michael, is now in Ukraine with Rasin, Sobek, and Soso!
    Speaking of the war in Ukraine, the Prigozhin cameo surprised me, especially since the leader of the March of Justice appeared in 1999, not during the war! Also, why is Bazoom cancelling the Justice Act?
    Overall, thanks for making this!

    • @baofleurence7650
      @baofleurence7650 Před 9 měsíci +1

      I am very scared of whatever King Michael is plotting. It can't be good. HE needs to stop him.

  • @CzyzorBeatsPaper
    @CzyzorBeatsPaper Před 9 měsíci +8

    5:56 a year after this I was born an experienced this accurate history

  • @EpicnessYeet
    @EpicnessYeet Před 9 měsíci +7

    He was born in 3 different places cause he has played this game three times (in the cold war episode it says he has already played this game twice, meaning this is his third playthrough)

  • @XinoXino-zz6ts
    @XinoXino-zz6ts Před 9 měsíci +13

    2:37 Yoooooo the republic

  • @mhsteamupbro
    @mhsteamupbro Před 9 měsíci +10

    He is simply born everywhere, does everything and is everything.

  • @erinsgeography3619
    @erinsgeography3619 Před 9 měsíci +14

    4:09 I wasn't ready for that math equation

  • @v.emiltheii-nd.8094
    @v.emiltheii-nd.8094 Před 9 měsíci +4

    This never gets old...

  • @SiPakRubah
    @SiPakRubah Před 9 měsíci +18

    2:24 Sarawak, a state in Malaysia ruled the world 😹😹😹

  • @oopsieorange7133
    @oopsieorange7133 Před 9 měsíci +5

    These videos are the ones I look forward to the most on CZcams, always a great day when a new one comes out.

  • @alyxleaf
    @alyxleaf Před 9 měsíci +9

    I'd love to see "Messing up the American Revolution with Bad Translations"

  • @piratamaia
    @piratamaia Před 9 měsíci +6

    I hope I'm not the only one that breaks everytime SHE is mentioned

  • @baofleurence7650
    @baofleurence7650 Před 9 měsíci +3

    7:09 : IT'S THE JUPITERIANS ! THEY FINALLY ATTACKED !
    9:35 : "This event will lead to the destruction of the world.", refuses to elaborate, leaves.

  • @_Zof
    @_Zof Před 9 měsíci +4

    He is back

  • @O5._.
    @O5._. Před 9 měsíci +4

    HE is so powerful HE is born in multiple places

  • @darthmaul7434
    @darthmaul7434 Před 9 měsíci +6

    We need the story of the Roman Empire Lore, i imagine how strong His descendants must have been

  • @creeperball3367
    @creeperball3367 Před 8 měsíci +12

    3:30 YES Exactly!

  • @anthonyminimum
    @anthonyminimum Před 5 měsíci +4

    6:39 I’d have a headache too if I have to make the Sudan thing work

  • @piemseml6206
    @piemseml6206 Před 9 měsíci +28

    Ah yes more HE lore

  • @princeimrahil6557
    @princeimrahil6557 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love the constant flashbacks and flashforwards

  • @GingerNinja-os7lj
    @GingerNinja-os7lj Před 5 měsíci +2

    This is like reading an alternate universes timeline

  • @eroth1008
    @eroth1008 Před 9 měsíci +7

    He fought in the Civil War? We must know the story!

  • @stanislavkos3723
    @stanislavkos3723 Před 9 měsíci +4

    7:53 That would be Rambo III I guess.

  • @Wafflesyourfavoritecaveman
    @Wafflesyourfavoritecaveman Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love this series this should have more views it's so good, I can't help but wait for the next episode, I tend to watch them 2 to 3 times.

  • @ramonz5917
    @ramonz5917 Před 9 měsíci +20

    Do this with the napoleonic war and the american civil war

  • @ZarexianMapper
    @ZarexianMapper Před 9 měsíci +4

    0:28 for me it’s really obvious. We know from the World War I video that HE is immortal. So just like in a video game after he gets killed he respawns.
    HE could have been killed after being convicted for the warcrimes as the humans felt that he was too dangerous to be let alive (considering his god like powers). After HE was executed he simply respawned in Lithuania (thereby having multiple birth places) so he could work on the collapse of the Soviet Union.

  • @089parasol
    @089parasol Před 8 měsíci +3

    9:32
    The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Libya, Turkey, Egypt and Greece

  • @robotgeant9788
    @robotgeant9788 Před 5 měsíci +1

    11:17 My man just pulled a Barbarossa on ‘em

  • @TheRealDakasch
    @TheRealDakasch Před 9 měsíci +2

    YESSS ANOTHER ONE!! HOORAY!! HE IS BACK :0

  • @sparrowsbewertungen6930
    @sparrowsbewertungen6930 Před 9 měsíci +3

    Normal HoI4 match

  • @definitelypeacock
    @definitelypeacock Před 9 měsíci +21

    Alright, my theory on why HE keeps getting born in different places. HE can constantly rebirth, being basically immortal.

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 Před 9 měsíci +3

      I mean,it did say HE has done this twice before in the cold war one

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@dominiklehn2866 I think modern history is now his third time playing, since he was born again

    • @dominiklehn2866
      @dominiklehn2866 Před 9 měsíci

      @@ANDORRA195 true, true

  • @mayra3277
    @mayra3277 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I absolutely love these videos. But I got to admit, seeing this for, like, right now was a little scary xD would love to see more, both more time periods or even branching out from history to other topics!

  • @nathanmarc8910
    @nathanmarc8910 Před měsícem +1

    Yooooo Sarawak metioned!!!!! Im from Sarawak, Malaysia and i love watching your vids!!!

  • @Typical-Greek
    @Typical-Greek Před 9 měsíci +4

    The Civil War would probably be HIS peak

  • @Billiamwoods
    @Billiamwoods Před 9 měsíci +7

    5:21 brooo no way that's my birthday. Shoutouts to the foreigners in French Polynesia

  • @bullshitlatinname1243
    @bullshitlatinname1243 Před 9 měsíci +10

    i would love to see you do one of these for either the 30 years war or the great northern war

  • @Gruff.
    @Gruff. Před 9 měsíci +3

    I feel like 'he' isnt a person but a code name kind of like 007

  • @EurasianComrade
    @EurasianComrade Před 9 měsíci +175

    Как бывший представитель СССР, заявляю, что мы боялись ЕГО всем Союзом.

    • @dimaorlov1833
      @dimaorlov1833 Před 9 měsíci +21

      Блин, а ведь в прошлои он был самым юным сыном советской реаолюции... Вот во что его превратило после аннексии мира америкой в день распада СССР 😢

    • @EurasianComrade
      @EurasianComrade Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@dimaorlov1833 ОН - чистейший хаос в своём виде, ОН - сильнейший и почти что бог, бессмертный как Кощей. ОН с НЕЙ абсолютно хаотичны.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 9 měsíci +9

      @@dimaorlov1833 Полагаю он просто разошёлся с КПСС во взглядах на социализм. Может он к какой-нибудь обскурной ветви социализма принадлежал, к синдикалистам например

    • @elpresidente252
      @elpresidente252 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@AtticusKarpenterОН троцкист, не иначе

    • @hurlantdecanard5265
      @hurlantdecanard5265 Před 9 měsíci +7

      Он - гигант мысли, отец русской демократии, особа, приближённая к Императору

  • @Falkriim
    @Falkriim Před 9 měsíci +5

    Some fresh He lore
    11:14 classic British tomfoolery

  • @MysterioReeves
    @MysterioReeves Před měsícem +1

    “He” was just like 🎶please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and fame🎶 fr fr

  • @coolestpersonever821
    @coolestpersonever821 Před měsícem +1

    "he has been born in three places"wait a minute that's exactly the amount of times he's played this game
    NEW HE THERORY

  • @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054
    @darthvaderbutwayshittier7054 Před 9 měsíci +14

    9:05 ...are the two He and She?

  • @TheMetalfreak360
    @TheMetalfreak360 Před 9 měsíci +9

    HE lore is getting deeper, at this point he seems like the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K, coming in randomly here and there to steer humankind towards his goal.

    • @TheMetalfreak360
      @TheMetalfreak360 Před 9 měsíci +1

      It also seems he is a creature that reincarnates is my head canon. He dies and then shows up later in history and do his thing.

  • @onien9949
    @onien9949 Před 9 měsíci +2

    4:46 Well that's actually pretty accurate

  • @Cataquack823
    @Cataquack823 Před 9 měsíci +2

    I love this series so much. The ww1 you made made me laugh for than any other piece of media has ever done