Messing up Modern History with Bad Translations
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- čas přidán 8. 09. 2023
- I took Wikipedia’s timeline of geopolitical events from 1990 to 2023 and ran it through google translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result.
MUSIC:
Multiplayer Menu - CoD MW2
Axis theme - Hearts of Iron IV
Sons of Liberty Main Titles - Metal Gear Solid 2
Main Theme - CoD MW 1
Battle for Supremacy - Stellaris
Napoleon Peace Theme - Civ 5
Symphony No. 5 - Beethoven's Gate 3
Victory - Super Mario RPG - Komedie
The three main characters of world history. He, She and French Tourist
and author of wikipedia
what about Michael and "THE BUDDHA"?
What about I tho
Don't forget Michael and communist Reagan
"He" Forgot The Buddha
My father is a veteran of the war against HE in Armenia, he has been traumatized extremely from this brutal conflict
How small is he now?
@@marcuswillbrandt5901well his 3cm became 3 micrometers😏
I didnt know HE revived enemy soldiers, such a nice guy
Poor dude, he fought for a good cause.
We can now say your dad was successful.
So HE is born in Ottoman Empire and he beated Armenia to 40 km2; HE is Muslim and pro-Azerbaijani then!
I love how the writer just appears to complain randomly
The writer is an extention of He
Yeah I wonder who "I" is and If he has any connection to HE
@@wrathtaildante7821 "I' is the writer i think. the true god
I AM THAT I AM (and that’s all that I am, I’m Popeye the sailor man. Toot toot)
Plot twist: The writer is He from the future and wants to portray a message to save the world
HE isn't born in different countries, HE is reborn more powerful in different countries.
CANON.
*He* is capable of reincarnation
Or He is omnipresent. And only participants where he seems is necessary
HE feels like the avatar almost
This is such a good series, I wonder what the medieval period would be like.
Agreed. Medieval HE lore!
Then Napoleonic war
HE fights the 100 year war
HE took Jerusalem!
What do Medieval Menstruations have to do with this
HE went from dying twice in WWI to sigle-handely destroying the Armenian army, if that's not character development, I don't know what is
maybe this 41-km^2 Armenia just have not many troops. But knowing HE, size of enemy army not a issue for him anyway
You forgot all the other things he did in WW2 and the Cold War
@@catodes1295Like flying?
well, it is his second playtrough
@@flexprime2010Yup, in his first he was born in Spain and in his second playthrough he was born in Lithuania
No one knew that the Kingdom of Switzerland was actually called the Kingdom of Switzerland. We thank you for providing us this great and important information, which will save millions.
And here I thought it was the Helvetic Confederation. I must have been mistaken.😮
ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
@frantisekvrana3902 I wish that’s what it was actually called because that name is badass.
I thought it was called the kingdome of Switzerland and not the kingdom of Switzerland
We also now know that the Republic of Mozambique is called the Republic of Mozambique. Truly groundbreaking information
French tourist is a interessing character, we need more french tourist lore
A truly underrated character
We need to know what else France has occupied since the foreigners could be living there
@@quasarioNot the foreigners!
And more king Michael lore
@@BbXpertInBalling fr
"He's been born in like three different places now I dunno which one is right" probably because he's playing the game again and again. This is his third time playibg the game now
I KNEW IT
*HE* IS CAPABLE OF REINCARNATION
@@howdoipickaname9815 he died at least twice in WWI if I remember correctly, it's just another proof he reincarnates stronger everytime
@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016he's doing new game+
It explains why sometimes he just dies/gets forced to retreat - those are cutscenes.
@@melkerahtagadatsoin-tsoin6016 death and birth do not necessarily correlate for He
It's pretty hilarious how the 'He' timeline actually lines up, at 5:09 He was in Iraq from 2002-2010 and then at 7:26 2 years after getting out of Iraq He's ruling a town in Mali. At 9:13 He has clearly been travelling Africa for several years to establish diplomatic ties for his town. Not sure what's going on at 9:52, He must be doing side quests
Yeah defeating a hole country is just a side quest for HE
defeating the entire Armenian army.... aka a sidequest
maybe His timeline is the only timeline that lines up because He is the one writing all of these stories Himself? He might also have some sort of mental condition that confuses Him making most of His recordings unreadable.
@@jonyvole It's pretty doable.
HE probably already finished his main quest, and this entire thing with the world wars and the Cold War till now is probably just side quests.
Next up should be "Messing up the Russian Civil War with Bad Translations" and "Messing up the American Civil War with Bad Translations"
Especially considering HE was mentioned to have participated in the Civil War.
Thanks to this video we know that HE participated in a civil war so I'm looking forward to it.
@@deleetiusproductions3497especially considering that He is a son of a communist revolution
HE supported slavery.
I kinda wanna see an explanation of the Britain vs the Maoris
The butchering of place names would be hilarious
I love how HE is actually weakened quite a bit compared to the time during the Cold War, as he is just moving around in this era with some smaller fights. The war crime trial really did something to him
Also, the translation just became increasingly accurate as the time came closer to the modern time
He is probably just containing his power so he doesn't get classed as a WMD and can continue to operate in a changing world
that is only a faction of my power
@@-HE-OFFICIALNo way
@@markdanielresquita7490someone actually did it
@@-HE-OFFICIALHE has a CZcams channel.
I like how Google translate basically created a fictional character with an actual story and development. 😂
"HE" must be recognized by his deeds
So hyped for the HE lore
I hope someone makes a movie about the HE
HE, made HER angry because HE visited Mozambique without HER permission.
no way… revolutionary HE lore… he was reborn in Lithuania (after not dying and being spanish)… I can’t believe this… Im shaking and crying rn
shame that even though Ukraine now has a part of China, since China has an area of 0 km^2 it’s not worth anything
What about SHE lore?
I've been in the Armenian-He war, his tactics were so brutal, he obliterated my entire division in a split second, I'm lucky I survived
*HE LORE*
0:20 HE was born in Lithuania
0:23 HER hair is dirty
0:39 HE retreated from Frunze to Bishkek
1:59 HE was still smiling there
2:12 HE gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania
2:34 He divided England into republics of all duties. It is part of the republic
3:02 He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia
3:16 HE was the first Afghan leader to be captured by the militants
5:10 HE was there for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq
5:43 *FRENCH TOURIST LORE*
(6:50 my birthday :D)
7:28 HE ruled Azawad from Ansogo
9:16 HE travelled from Bujumbura to Gitega
9:49 HE participated in World War I and the Civil war
9:53 He defeated the Armenian army. Armenia covers an area of 41 square kilometres
Edit:
*I, YOU and WE LORE*
4:30 WE are going to Falzabad
5:04 I am looking for a friend
6:46 I have a headache
7:59 YOU can be a safe partner in Serbia and Afghanistan
Tell me if I missed anything
I didn't see anything but you got it there at the end
all we know about her is that she stinks
Surely not in 2011? (6:50)
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme no she’s the leader of the Philippines
Hi we were born like 13 days apart
4:44
2996: *THEY HIT THE RHOMBICOSIDODECAHEDRON!*
true💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I love how whenever an event starts to sound normal, there's always something at the end that just makes it sound funny and stupid.
I like these kinds of videos, not due to the translations themselves, although they do add to it, but the edited visuals in which random-ass images try to explain what the HELL is going on. Truly the content ever. I honestly don’t care that it’s ending, I just wanna see more funnily edited videos like this.
its not ending, we hazs so many countrie history to choose and distort from.
@@equilibrum999 yeah didn't go far enough back in time yet either.
Nice to see that HE is still interested in modern day politics
HE had been around since the beginning of time, and he had seen everything that had ever happened on Earth.
One day, HE decided that it was time to intervene in human affairs. HE saw that humanity was on the brink of destruction, and HE knew that something needed to be done. So HE set out to change the course of history.
HE started by appearing to people in their dreams. HE would speak to them and give them guidance on how to live their lives. Some people listened to him, while others ignored him. But HE persisted, and soon his message began to spread.
As more and more people began to listen to HE’s message, they started to change their ways. They became kinder and more compassionate, and they began to work together to solve the world’s problems.
HE watched as humanity slowly began to change for the better. Wars stopped, hunger was eradicated, and people began to live in peace and harmony. And all because of the guidance of one man named “HE”.
In the end, HE disappeared as suddenly as he had appeared. Only to return when humanity needed him most.
If it wasn’t clear before, this comment makes me certain that HE fulfills a similar role as the Emperor of Mankind in the Warhammer 40,000 setting.
Supremely ancient being that is human? Check.
Power grows with time? Check.
Intervenes in human affairs only in crucial matters, sometimes disappearing to reappear years or decades later? Check.
HEsus Christ
4:02 We finally got It lore.
1:02 I like how Germany used the power of math to unify
german science is stronk
The agreement was actually called the 2+4 agreement, with West Germany and East Germany being the 2, while France/UK/USA/USSR were the 4. They agreed to unite Germany. The translation is accurate.
@@woahdude5553holy cow. Why didn't we learn about this??
We need one of these for the Napoleonic Wars. Just so much going on during that time, so there'd definitely be some really bad translations.
That would be awesome!
I’d love to see the Russian revolution
@@Mehak-dq2xw "he was the leader of the white army in russia"
But He is the youngest son of the communist revolution.
I think “He” was born in Lithuania but was taken to Spain by some superpowerful gods and he did not remember this and then he was raised in Spain at the time when it was ruled by the Ottoman Empire but then he fought in many armies, including the British, which is proven in the World War 2 video. And remember, he has played this game many times before, he is a literal god at this game.
He also fought in the civil war.
Maybe HE was born in Lithuania on his 3rd playthrough. As the translator said, HE has played this game before.
We just may never know, but you have a point there, comrade @@DiamondDuk
@@leoh3616 Oh yeah. I made the comment when I was a few mins in.
I'll change it.
He was pretty busy during the 1990s, even more so than during the early Cold War, when he literally explored the cosmos alone and without a ship.
9:48 ok now we need to see what he did in the American civil war
Yesss
Maybe he was actually fighting in the Russian Civil war
7:05 it's the armed forces of the jupiter empire!
9:35 Well, that escalated quickly.
Indeed! We went from a simple maritime agreement to the destruction of the world!
9:10 could "The Two" be referring to HE and SHE?
Maby
0:34 every 60 seconds in Mozambique, a minute passes. Together we can stop this
6:06 the most epic April Fools joke ever
Theory: He is an endlessly reincarnating being. That's how He can be born in multiple places and die over and over again.
He is the Avatar
I just think time works differently in this chronology. It's not linear, but circular. That's why some events extend to the past
ref. Syrian port agreement with Russian Navy, which extended from 2020 to the 16th century. Time works differently. Admit it or gtfo.
You should really do one on medieval,ancient and early modern history, as ive seen some languages can't translate old war equipment i did a short one for the Italian wars for example(even he returned):
The Italian War, also known as the Habsburg War and the Galilean War, took place between 1494 and 1559 and stretched from mainland Italy to Flanders, the Rhineland and the Mediterranean. His main rivals were the King of Valois in France, who opposed the Holy Roman Empire and the Spanish Habsburg dynasty. Sometimes several Italian states went to war, some on both sides, one with Britain and the rest with the Ottoman Empire. Founded in 1454, the church of italy established political power in Italy, but collapsed in 1492 with the death of its emperor Lorenzo de’ Medici. In 1494, the French conquered Naples and Spain and incorporated them into the Holy Roman Empire. Charles was forced to retreat in 1495, but Italy had to face European powers such as France and the Hapsburgs
After the repair this led to religious wars, especially in France and the Holy Roman Empire. It has evolved from ancient warfare to modern warfare where it is common to use tanks and cable cars or rockets as assault weapons. His academic leadership and modern style inspired many contemporary works by writers such as Francesco Gissicardini, Niccolo Machiavelli and Blaise de Montluc.
In the campaign of 1503, the French conquered Lombardy and Piedmont, temporarily but not permanently losing control of the country. The rise of Protestantism in 1557 forced soldiers to hide their religious beliefs and focus on domestic affairs.
The Republic of the Gambia has decided that we will clean our rivers after french tourists drank the Yo yam viles
9:23 Guys if we dont fix the Greece Turkey issue right now, it might be end of the world, quick we must send HE to Turkey
HE Lore Getting Bigger with this episode
Can’t wait to see more 🔥🔥🔥
What's your thoughts on prigo being in Bosnia
U here from NCD?@@quasario
@@quasario Idk
Damn HE is really good on his third play through
He is on his third play through because he died twice in ww1
HE is obviously a title which explains how HE can be born in multiple countries and why HE’s competence can change
How the hell does this dude not have a million subs
He will prevail.
His channel is only 8 months old, give him time.
We are at the cusp of something great.
@@AutismoInternational HE is the author of this channel, I knew it. HE just wants to reveal some lore about his deeds to us
Fr
8:21 i wonder how this looks on the inside
4:38 well that went for a weird twist real quick
Indeed! Are we going to be attacked _again_ at the end of this millennium?
it mixed up the date and death toll
0:22 The third birth of HE
0:28 i think its just the countrys he was reborn in after he died
True didn't he die a few times?
@@leoh3616 yes
i'm guessing he's reincarnating to keep his powers
5:04
For some reason the translation occasionally shifts into first person and turns into a confession of a lonely murderer ('I killed a man').
Hillarious, as always!
You're gonna run out of timelines to google translate soon enough! MIght I suggest translating a timeline that's a prediction of the future?
might i add history of Albania?
Damn, imagine the Star Trek timeline bad translated 😂😂😂
@@stefanovillino772
Imagine how OP HE will be in that timeline
@@equilibrum999 a full history of China from the mythical dynasties to the commies perhaps?
He is one of the best written characters in all of history and surprisingly the addition of she was a good addition to history
Who is HE?
For the Blind, HE is their vision.
For the Deaf, HE is their music.
For the Weak, HE is their strength.
For the Strong, HE is what they follow.
For the Unfortunate, HE is their Fortune.
For the Depressed, HE is their Joy.
For the Lost, HE is their Guidance.
For the Sick, HE is their Cure.
For the Politicians, HE is the Solution to All Political Problems.
For the Angry, HE is the One who calms them.
For the Abandoned, HE is the One who takes care of them.
For the Ones Asking For Mercy, HE is the one who gives them Mercy.
For those suffering, HE is the one who ends all Pain.
For those in Captivity, HE is their way to Freedom
For All Living Beings, HE is the saviour of all.
If anyone goes against HIM, I will go against them. If HE is dead, then so am I. If HE gives an order, I’ll gladly follow it. If HE is happy, so am I. If HE is disappointed in my failures, I will let him punish me harshly. If HE hates me, then I hate myself.
HE is love. HE is life. HE is the Paragon of Human Perfection and Possibly the True God.
For Armenia HE is the End
🙏🙏🙏🙏
HE is also
The Buddha
*gong*
The Buddha is also
Vishnu
rgiyong
@@helloolleh_dis
HE is just like Marker, he shall be worshipped till the end of time
So our main characters are: THE BUDDAH, The Wikipedia Author, YOU, HE, SHE, French Tourist, Michael (I think), and Communist Regan (I think). What a wonderful cast.
My theory is that He is not a single entity, but a lineage, that’s why he is born so many places and was able to die multiple times, because at this point we’re at He IV or something like that
basically Jo Jo
2:00 he villain arc
I’m sick with a cold. That entire bit on 9/11 damn near sent me back to the hospital I LOVE THIS SERIES.
0:45 as an Irishman, I can confirm we declined the soviets’ request to occupy us in 1940 (occupation of our island didn’t go so well last time)
Well, as a people we've always had some kind of strange alligance, for example we supported Spanish ships via allowing them to dock in Ireland during the Days of Philip the seconds rampant armada abuse.
why did we agreed being occupied by the bri'ish tho (oh wait we didnt we were forced)
Yes, but did you do it also on the 11th of February, 1991?
4:50 I think I know how we got onto this timeline... 🤔
HE just gets better every time 🤣🤣
Meanwhile all she gets is dirty hair
@@ADMICKEY lmao
HE just plays Dark Souls and gets reincarnated with more and more experience. HE played this game twice and already fought the Jupiter during Cold War, flying there on his own. Can't image how strong HE will become soon
@@ivangnedyshev9406 HE is evolving
1:47 interesting. This means that in previous videos, where he marked Kherson as not-ukraine, he was not obligated by the law to do it, OR alternatively he moved out of Russia.
Cant wait for more StarHarv lore
Imagine that there is a pararell universe where all of this is canon
7:58 They got it wrong. The one who fought with the brave Muyihadeen was Rambo, not Rocky.
As always, this wild ride is quite hilarious! Now, multiple characters from previous episodes have returned: He is a Lithuanian that restored Cambodia, led Azawad, and fought in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Armenia; She has dirty hair (time to take a shower?); the spectacled Author ("I'm going to Odessa" and "I went to America for a month") interjects at times, including to take us to Faizabad (off to Faizabad, then!) and have a headache; and King Michael, who survived Operation Michael, is now in Ukraine with Rasin, Sobek, and Soso!
Speaking of the war in Ukraine, the Prigozhin cameo surprised me, especially since the leader of the March of Justice appeared in 1999, not during the war! Also, why is Bazoom cancelling the Justice Act?
Overall, thanks for making this!
I am very scared of whatever King Michael is plotting. It can't be good. HE needs to stop him.
5:56 a year after this I was born an experienced this accurate history
He was born in 3 different places cause he has played this game three times (in the cold war episode it says he has already played this game twice, meaning this is his third playthrough)
2:37 Yoooooo the republic
He is simply born everywhere, does everything and is everything.
HE is a God.
4:09 I wasn't ready for that math equation
This never gets old...
2:24 Sarawak, a state in Malaysia ruled the world 😹😹😹
These videos are the ones I look forward to the most on CZcams, always a great day when a new one comes out.
I'd love to see "Messing up the American Revolution with Bad Translations"
I hope I'm not the only one that breaks everytime SHE is mentioned
7:09 : IT'S THE JUPITERIANS ! THEY FINALLY ATTACKED !
9:35 : "This event will lead to the destruction of the world.", refuses to elaborate, leaves.
He is back
HE is so powerful HE is born in multiple places
We need the story of the Roman Empire Lore, i imagine how strong His descendants must have been
3:30 YES Exactly!
6:39 I’d have a headache too if I have to make the Sudan thing work
Ah yes more HE lore
yes
I love the constant flashbacks and flashforwards
This is like reading an alternate universes timeline
He fought in the Civil War? We must know the story!
I agree! I wonder what he did then?
7:53 That would be Rambo III I guess.
I love this series this should have more views it's so good, I can't help but wait for the next episode, I tend to watch them 2 to 3 times.
Do this with the napoleonic war and the american civil war
0:28 for me it’s really obvious. We know from the World War I video that HE is immortal. So just like in a video game after he gets killed he respawns.
HE could have been killed after being convicted for the warcrimes as the humans felt that he was too dangerous to be let alive (considering his god like powers). After HE was executed he simply respawned in Lithuania (thereby having multiple birth places) so he could work on the collapse of the Soviet Union.
9:32
The four horsemen of the apocalypse: Libya, Turkey, Egypt and Greece
11:17 My man just pulled a Barbarossa on ‘em
YESSS ANOTHER ONE!! HOORAY!! HE IS BACK :0
Normal HoI4 match
Alright, my theory on why HE keeps getting born in different places. HE can constantly rebirth, being basically immortal.
I mean,it did say HE has done this twice before in the cold war one
@@dominiklehn2866 I think modern history is now his third time playing, since he was born again
@@ANDORRA195 true, true
I absolutely love these videos. But I got to admit, seeing this for, like, right now was a little scary xD would love to see more, both more time periods or even branching out from history to other topics!
Yooooo Sarawak metioned!!!!! Im from Sarawak, Malaysia and i love watching your vids!!!
The Civil War would probably be HIS peak
5:21 brooo no way that's my birthday. Shoutouts to the foreigners in French Polynesia
i would love to see you do one of these for either the 30 years war or the great northern war
I feel like 'he' isnt a person but a code name kind of like 007
Как бывший представитель СССР, заявляю, что мы боялись ЕГО всем Союзом.
Блин, а ведь в прошлои он был самым юным сыном советской реаолюции... Вот во что его превратило после аннексии мира америкой в день распада СССР 😢
@@dimaorlov1833 ОН - чистейший хаос в своём виде, ОН - сильнейший и почти что бог, бессмертный как Кощей. ОН с НЕЙ абсолютно хаотичны.
@@dimaorlov1833 Полагаю он просто разошёлся с КПСС во взглядах на социализм. Может он к какой-нибудь обскурной ветви социализма принадлежал, к синдикалистам например
@@AtticusKarpenterОН троцкист, не иначе
Он - гигант мысли, отец русской демократии, особа, приближённая к Императору
Some fresh He lore
11:14 classic British tomfoolery
“He” was just like 🎶please allow me to introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and fame🎶 fr fr
"he has been born in three places"wait a minute that's exactly the amount of times he's played this game
NEW HE THERORY
9:05 ...are the two He and She?
HE lore is getting deeper, at this point he seems like the Emperor of Mankind from Warhammer 40K, coming in randomly here and there to steer humankind towards his goal.
It also seems he is a creature that reincarnates is my head canon. He dies and then shows up later in history and do his thing.
4:46 Well that's actually pretty accurate
I love this series so much. The ww1 you made made me laugh for than any other piece of media has ever done