Ruining Roman History with Bad Translations
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- čas přidán 22. 09. 2023
- I took Wikipedia’s Timeline of Roman History and ran it through Google Translate using languages with the worst translation quality, this was the result.
MUSIC:
The Dawn Of Destiny - Imperator Rome
Warrior March - Rome Total War
Moment Of The Battle - Imperator Rome
The Byzantine Empire - Crusader Kings II - Komedie
"Rome fought Rome. 9 million soldiers and civilians died."
There it is lads, all of Roman history beautifully summarized.
Civil wars in hearts of iron IV be like
@@thepioneer1525 fr
"Plague killed about 5 million people in the Roman Empire"
Chinese history be like “Those are rookie numbers in this racket. You gotta pump those numbers up.”
China and rome trying not to kill half of their population during a civil war (impossible)
"He establised provinces and cities of Spain" "He was born in spain"
Probably He established these provinces to set them as spawn points.
He is the youngest son of the Russian Revolution... Maybe he fought for the Republicans, too?
i think he has been confirmed to reincarnate. in this video alone he died three times
he placed his bed in spain so he can respawn there
"He played this game twice"
Remember, this isn't just history. It's His Story.
😂
HE controlled the timeline this whole time!
broooo
Yoooo this is amazing
His story, told from the perspective of Me (Justin, Matt).
"Yes: Nationalism and Violence against other nations"
I'm in tears
EXPAND THE WESTERN ROMAN EMPIRE ACROSS THE RHINE
@@RandooGaming Yes, as it was meant to be!
Balkans still lit at it
USA in a nutshell
That's what Mussolini meant about restoring the Roman Republic.
I just love the idea of an immortal gigachad, going around and constantly changing the course of history
Wait a second, you mean, he is the Emperor of Mankind all along??? It actually explains a lot. Being in the center of major historical events and coming back from dead numerous times.
Man you have to tie the He lore to Warhammer 40k, it would be insane!
@@Strider1633 The Emperor of Mankind wasn't a gigachid but a manchild and a certified retard.
@@Strider1633 Oh gods. Does that mean HE has to drain the powers of a thousand telepaths every single day? I'm not sure if I want that part of the lore...
(I don't actually know Warhammer 40K, but I've heard THAT part somewhere else! :P)
@@robinchesterfield42after shitting on the golden throne yes. Before is non
And being named "BULGARIAN"
I want this series to continue for as long as scientifically possible.
All the way to the history of the universe
Where he is revealed to be StarvHarv himself
@@DinoRicky and then after that, the history of every other universe.
@@thepioneer1525I can see it now "Warhammer ruined with bad translations." "He reunited the earth." Or Elder Scrolls "9 million farm tools killed."
1:13 I'm not an adult, I'm just a child with a drinking license
@@DinoRicky"In the beginning, *HE* caused the Big Bang."
He just did research on the game before he played it, so he knows all the plot twists already
I think he didnt research everything, it was said that He had played this game twice, its just his second playthrough
Jeff dies at the end.
He 🗽🗽💪💪😎😎🍔🍔🚩🚩🗿🗿🧌🧌🐎🐎📈📈🛢️🛢️🌚🌚🦅🦅🐉🐉🦎🦎🐲🐲🦓🦓🗣️🗣️
@@Mannimarco_King_of_Worms the cold war video was his third playthrough, here it says he plays for the first time
@@Mannimarco_King_of_Worms5:11 He has played more than twice since he was assassinated by King Claudius.
I just realized, it was never about History, it was always about HIS Story
Holy shit, you cracked it😨
whoah, dude, you have an iq above einstein, thats genius!
@@Williamslamaeiland thank you, thats really sweet of you to say
@@pickchickens5286 no problem :)
My great great grandfather is a veteran of the Roman-Armenain VI war, he was assigned to defend the Holy father so that the Romans wouldn't steal him, after the war he was Hadrian's most loyal commander and general
Yeah same goes for mine except that mine was a soldier and not a commander I remember my great grandfather talk about how great commander your great great grand father was sadly my great grand father died 3 years ago and hopefully both are In heaven rest in peace🕊✝️☦️
Honour to the heroes !
@mathiask.5474 yes we shall never forget those who fought in that war they sacrificed so much for the future generations✝️☦️
I remember my grandmother saying to me, "I don't care what they teach you in school, Nika made Constantine emperor Nika because Jesus is her father."
I like how Armenia is always mentioned
Honestly with how WW1 gets involved in the BCs, It's safe to assume that HE neither time travels, nor is immortal, but may simply be at the centre of and exploiting a convergence of time itself.
So technicaly, he is a reality bender?
WWI also had bits of 2, 3, and SEVEN happening in it. My first guess was that this might be what happens when the Temporal Cold War (from "Star Trek: Enterprise") goes hot. XD
But I'm pretty sure HE was involved in that, as well. Heh.
So he's basically a Dark Souls protagonist
6:22 Well I think it’s confirmed that reincarnation does happen in this universe
4:55 and also time travel
Its funny but starvharv almost absolutely placed the ww2 stuff, the random names like catherine white, the publius sexus and canon event things in there because like theres no way something translated to ww2.
You should do this with Greek History, the translations would definitely be horrible considering how complicated it is.
I think Greco Roman mythology would probably break all of us
It would all reveal that HE was the truest of all gods in all of mythology
Still more coherent than most historians from Antiquity
a Roman historian wroted that during the first punic war, the roman legions had to fight a dragon in africa💀
@@jugosexual8791 yes but it could have been a translation error, like they had to fight a big snake
@@jugosexual8791"This information came to me in a dream"
They were not as bad as medieval historians
@@OhLonesomeMe well john of damascus said it was a giant snake of something like 30 cubits and he said that that was what dragons where so i mean its really a modern translation error
“Phillip stopped fighting”
Top ten saddest moments in history
he proceded to make light bulbs
Here we go lads, more HE content for the HE timeline! Next, you should try doing Medieval History!
i hope HE makes a huge difference this timeline!
HE is the best soldier to exist
He dies, but then He comes back. No one can stop him
HE will take over the world
the hesknecht
He is just too strong to defeat
Ok, here's a crackpot theory: What if HE is just playing Paradox Interactive grand strategy games in a Paradox Mega Campaign genre? All his deaths are failed runs.
HEs played this game three times we know that so he definitely is playing something would not be suprised if its paradox games
So far HE played: Imperator Rome, CK2/3, Victoria 2/3 or HoI4 with the Great War mod, vanilla HoI4, East vs West or HoI4 with the Cold War mod, and HoI4 with Millennium Dawn mod. All that's missing is EU4.
OMG YES and then HE could take his winning run into Stellaris, into the future! Another thing this reminds me of is the Civilization games--you know, with things like when one civ gets so far ahead or behind the others, that you end up with hilarious moments like bows and arrows going up against a tank? Well, the WW7 happening during WW1 bit, from that Bad Translation video, reminds me of the time in "Civilzation: Call to Power" when I barely managed to get up to the Industrial Revolution when suddenly a GOD DAMN *MECH* stomps up to my town. Yep. That happened. (It's a side-game to the series that starts in 4000 BC and ends in 3000 AD, so, yeah, that can happen.)
...or maybe I'm just missing when Drew Durnil/DruuuWu used to do mega-campaigns. Either way, that so works. XD
one thing for sure: HE is a GIGACHAD. HE never birds
@@robinchesterfield42 It would be cool if we started in CK times with Total war style, then move on to Hoi, and then to Terra Invicta and then finally stellaris. With whatever you got along the way, with all great leaders, religions, economical systems and traits. The ultimate strategy game of all times it would be.
"Rome wins against England, and then Scotland"
Roman empire speedrun
Rome: There is finally peace in Brittanica!
Hibernia and literally every border province:
I'd love to see him translate articles on Chinese history because it's already wild without Google Translate. I did some translations of Wu Zetian's page and the sources are the Tango Book and the New Testament. On Wu Zetian's baby daughter: "A daughter was born the same year. However, her daughter soon died and it is assumed that she committed suicide. Wu himself testified in court and accused Wang of murder. According to eyewitnesses, a mobile phone was found at the airport. Hassan Wang said he killed his son out of jealousy. The stream name is locked and cannot be deleted." And on her grandson: "But he died. I am dying of pain.."
I'm crying of laughter. Thank you :D
Is Hassan Wang okay?
need to see this
I would be hurting too if He died.
Don't worry, HE is immortal.
I'm glad that Aurelian in this timeline was recognized as a Priest of Apollo who clearly has unlocked all of the sun-related incantations in Elden Ring. He will now wreck his rival's poor builds as he was meant to.
Hell, he was able to wreck HIS build!
@@DiamondDuk Indeed, as mighty as He is, He was no match for Aurelian, Blessed of Apollo, Restitutor Orbis.
Honestly, Aurelian killing HIM is understandable. Aurelian may be the only historical figure worthy of challenging HIM.
What about “Mad” Jack Churchill?
Good thing He recovered in time for the rest of history
No, only the buddha, "I" and she can challange him
@@josephleebob3828autrlian killed him
Anyone can kill Him, it’s just that no one bothers because He comes back every time.
He took Corsica and Sardinia to Rome?
Did he carry them on his back or teleport them with his god-like powers? Either way, I'm impressed.
This him testing his powers, he is still new to it, it's his first game after all
Geographical areas are somehow able to teleport around in this universe. There's that time during WW2 when Canada, the ENTIRE COUNTRY, took itself to Scotland. :P
I mean, if He can shrink Armenia down to the size of a large city, surely He could pick up an island and move it
At least we now know who to blame, for Romans stealing Sardinia from Carthage. I am total blaming He now ; )
He pushed them while swimming.
5:01 Now we know who HE was married to before remarrying in World War I
this could possibly help us find out who SHE is
All I know is that that He married She and a few research suggests that She actually is a filipino president, which is also explained in the same video.
I can't believe we learned the names of Justin, Matt and Bulgarian in the same episode!
I have small headcanon that HE is like Avatar - reincarnates over and over. This explains how HE existed in multiple time periods and was born in multiple countries
And know everything from each reincarnations even those yet to exist
@@arran4285 Anybody here know the game "Reigns"? In that, the "cursed kings" are all actually the same soul reincarnating over and over, and will always remember ALL of their past lives' failures, "until the end of time", unless you (literally) defeat the Devil. ("666 years ago, you made a bargain for eternal power. But you never said anything about immortality. Each of your deaths is enjoyable..." etc.)
I wonder if something like that is going on here? I have total faith that HE could whip the Devil's butt, though, so no prob there.
Actually, I suspect He is the Emperor of Mankind. It fits perfectly. And also She is Erda, another perpetual who is considered to be the mother of primarchs in Warhammer 40k
or He is just Jesus… they both seemingly resurrect after getting killed by Romans
HE has played this game twice, remember that.
That part with Claudius taking nero and seemingly absorbing him was oddly horrifying. Also it looks like the author/Justin dealing with his mortality was one of the first mental health problems he had, foreshadowing when he'll eventually kill a man in the ardennes.
And love how even in this f-ed up timeline Aurelian is still so powerful that he can defeat HIM.
considering how much he has wrecked chaos across the earth it's fitiing the Restitutor Orbis could beat him
Not defeat. Merely kill.
And keep He dead for 359 years.
Sounds like that one Fire Emblem scene of Garon saying
“You are my child now.”
Finally HE returned as a roman soldier
And his name is *" B U L G A R I A N "*
Makes sense since the Spanish king is the closest descendant of the Roman emperors.
He is Bulgarian.
This confirms that He is an Bulgarian
An bulgarian nationalist
@@pyrobeingpyrohe isn't bulgarian, his name is bulgarian
@@eggggyu5So he is from Spain with a Bulgarian name
Glad you made this. Really helping me with my Latin and Roman History class
Same, too rarely do we recognize that Latinos and the Latins were coterminous, apparently.
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He is the most developed character in history. Also another shoutout to the random Google Translate person who leaves weird dark messages sometimes.
The narrator is another semi-hidden consistent (?) character throughout most of these: "I". If you also include earlier bad translation videos, the narrator also can't wait to go to Kazakhstan, and also really wants to watch "the new hit anime series, 'Naruto'" among other things. :P
IN the main series, "I" has had their wife kidnapped and "killed a man", among other dramatic events.
Not "I" but "Me", StarvHarv already identified the "Me" lore in the video. This should also be expanded. @@robinchesterfield42
@@robinchesterfield42 the budhha used to be the main character in the first 2 bad translation videos
@@josephleebob3828 i miss him... and his weird subliminal imaging
It was cool as hell when we found out after 1800 years of lore that his name is actually "Bulgarian"
established characters so far: HE (Bulgarian?), SHE, ME (Justin, Matt)
oh yes and french tourist too
if we look at the evidence its most likely HE is spanish but trough family shenanigans i guess he ended up with bulgarian ottoman and lithuanian roots
You forgot the French tourist
the chillingboys too
He isn't Bulgarian, His name is "Bulgarian"
There is YOU lore and the King lore as well
HE, YOU, WE and I LORE
0:35 HE was in front of the enemy.
1:13 YOU are an adult
1:19 This forum has been announced for 3 times in HIS career
1:34 HE asked who was the king of wisdom
1:42 HE hated the nazi army and returned home after 21 days
1:51 Again I went to the Consulate General
2:01 HE is the first player
2:25 YOU are looking for numbers between 4 and 10
2:33 HE took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome
2:39 HE was taken to Rome during the Illyrian war
2:42 WE have glass windows
3:10 HE established provinces and cities of Spain
3:49 HE and King Bogolius killed thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians
4:14 I saw death
4:36 HE died on a Friday
5:01 HE married Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus
5:10 HE was assassinated by king Cladius Nero
6:36 HE killed many people
7:28 HE killed the Archon Heliogabalus and captured Serverus
7:32 I am related to Alexander of Rome
7:36 HE was killed by the priest Aurelian
7:43 I will die
8:59 HIS grandfather Rissimo and Marion had to leave Rome
9:07 MY grandfather died
9:33 MY name is Justin, Matt
9:33 HE turned his back on the island and headed for the old town of Rasdon
10:21 HIS name is Bulgarian
Tell me if I missed anything
No you are me and I am you
Yes: pronouns lore
I feel so attacked by 1:13
Do the crusades next please!
The crusades definitely has the potential to be freaking hilarious.
And Napoleonic wars
And the french revolution
Age of Sails too
"They did many Crusades, some of which almost didn't fail!"--Bill Wurtz
Let's be honest, parts of the Crusades are kinda ridiculous how they ALREADY were. With the added power of HE and Bad Translations? (chef's kiss) Mwah!
I agree.
HE has the most consistent character arc. As time goes on, HE gets stronger and stronger.
Idk. He was very strong in Roman history but weak in ww1 and stronger in ww2 and then he was strongest in cold war but then was a bit weaker in modern day history
@@Mehak-dq2xw His playthroughs indicate his strength. Every time HE starts over, HE uses his knowledge to create a better build.
That's because time isn't linear for Him. @@Mehak-dq2xw
Possibly my favorite moments are "Local Man kills a God" and
"406. Yes. NATIONALISM AND VIOLENCE AGAINST OTHER NATIONS"
Love your stuff man keep up the great work.
TAKE THE WESTERN ROMAN EMPIRE ACROSS THE RHINE.
Wait, so is He's name actually Bulgarian or does he just have a Bulgarian name?
I think he just has a Bulgarian name. This is still one step closer to his true name though.
Viktor Blyat
As a bulgarian im proud that H E 's name is bulgarian
What if it's just one of HIS names, and HE has multiple of them for all HIS birthplaces.
@@danzoom That's what I'm picturing. HE must be like a vampire who has lived through all of history and keeps changing his name (or at least the language it's in) to fit in with various eras as HE lives along.
The minimum age for parents being two in wales is historically measured in Sheep years, much like we measure in dog years in civilized parts.
and minimium number of parets in Bhutan being 2 is historically and currentyl measured in Dragon years
He dies multiple times, but just keeps coming back.
Even death fears HE
Somehow HE returned.
1:40 must be the timeline from the new indiana jones movie
also, "publius sexius" is something straight out of a monty python skit
"What's so funny about Publius Sexius?"
Rival of Biggus Dickus
Public S*x?
I think we can confirm Publius Song and Xano are descendents of Sexius
We finally found out who His first wife was.
Also the narrator had it rough during roman times.
Yup Justin Matt
@@Mehak-dq2xwMatt Justkn actually since there was a comma in Justin, Matt
HE’s so powerful, HE settled one of the three different places he was born in.
7:43 The narrator is coming to terms with his temporary existance.
This is his first playthrough, so since he already knows about the Nazis, clearly this means he watched a CZcams let's play before starting.
He's the first player, it's not necessarily his first playthrough
@@Eo-ms3kwwhat if hes friends with the developer
10:21 Woah woah woah!!! How are you gonna gloss over that? That was major…MAJOR HE lore!
I absolutely LOVE HE lore. HE has done so much for the universe, and his godly power is immense.
I find it impressive that Aurelian was able to defeat HE, but if anyone could, it most certainly would be Aurelian.
It's called HIStory for a reason.
5:04 "50AD - Claudius took Nero."
Can't have shit in Rome
1:13 Is Google Translate trying to shame me for my arguably childish humor?
As an italian, I can confirm all that actually happened in past 😂
My favorite part is Justin having an existential crisis in the backround
3:09 This explains why HE was born in spain
6:16 Rome is burning, The Colosseum was completed 😂
My personal theory is that He is a dynasty, a last name
True, but he could also just be gifted with an extremely powerful genetic makeup. Because in earlier videos there was a point when it was revealed that He was born in Spain, granted who was controlling Spain at the time and what it would’ve been called is up in the air but it could very well be He was a Roman from the get go.
That's the most plausible theory
@@joshuamattingly1232 HE is a dinasty of demigods
Hechao, the dynasty thats rulling Dahe, Great He.
That could explain why there are stronger and weaker HE's across time, they were in different stages of maturity and experience (I could say that the most modern one is the one which was born in Spain 300 years ago)
2:03 This is HIS first playthrough but he has seen others play
3:07 truly the most important event of the Roman era.
4:14
'I saw death.'
7:47
'I will die.'
The same murderer confessions...
9:33
6:02 So basically.. roman version of Kratos?
It is quite interesting how many parallels could be drawn between Warhammer 40K’s Emperor of Mankind and “He” in this series. This installation in particular made me realize how well the occasional nonsense fits into the unclear truths of the 40K timeline.
Our first introductions to He showed Him in the World Wars and Cold War, and as each one unfolded, He grew in strength with each chronological crisis. He may have been moderately powerful in WWI, but by the Cold War, He is capable of feats of immense power, and even unassisted flight and space travel. There is a clear trend of linear growth.
However, this stage of He’s history is so much earlier, so it is reasonable that He is much less powerful. How is He dying? Repeatedly, I might add. The idea of ‘perpetual’ individuals from 40k can be applied; each time He dies as noted in this history, it is not a complete death, merely a temporary death of body, one that accompanies the death of an ego perhaps, but not the whole being. Somehow, He bounces back, and is either reincarnated, assumes the form of another, or is otherwise able to heal and escape the grave. Either way, all of the contradictory statements about His births, nationalities, and deaths may still be accurate, if only to singular instances and alter egos of Him.
First up: the deaths of Him. In this installment of He lore, He dies 3 times in total: once in 14 AD (event following death of Caesar), once to Claudius in 54 AD (after marrying Claudius Agrippina in 49 AD), and lastly in 275 AD (by Priest Aurelian).
As a side note, He is declared an enemy of the state by the senate in 68 AD, and in response “He decided, and ordered, to destroy everything.”
One event from the Roman timeline stuck out to me in particular: “439 B.C. - He asked: ‘Who is the king of wisdom?’” This is followed a few sentences later by “He hated the Nazi army, and returned home after 21 days.” This suggests to me that these two events are tied. He left home to search for answers for how to wisely rule mankind. This could have involved seeking out wisemen, or meditating in search of answers within Himself. However, whatever tactic He used, His efforts only gave Him “the Nazi army” as the answer, which He rejects outright, as He ends the exercise and returns home.
This fits beautifully into 40k. Imagine a younger, more naive Emperor seeking answers to the question of how mankind can best be united and guided throughout the ages. What his visions show Him is the Imperium of Mankind, an abominably cruel form of rule that, despite its mountains of flaws, persists for more than ten thousand years. It is no secret that the Imperium’s fascist elements are inspired heavily from Nazi Germany. How else could a comparatively childlike Emperor perceive the horrors of an interstellar fascist empire? By conflating it with the most infamous fascist faction of early Terran history. The Emperor does not yet wish to rule mankind with an iron fist. “He hates the Nazi army.” This realization is made while Rome is still a republic, but this does not last for long...
Looking at the chronology of He within the Roman timeline, He only starts dying after the transformation of Rome from a republic to an empire. Ironically, in real history, the Roman republic was plagued by constant war, but the first 200 years of the Roman empire were staggeringly peaceful. Why is He dying only after this change? I’d chalk it up to dissatisfaction with being ruled. Resistance to things He didn’t agree with may have been permitted in a republic. Senators could be swayed by debates or bribes. In an empire He doesn’t control? It means death. Heck, the video says it outright. Right after Augustus defeats Antony, before any of His deths, at 4:13 it notes: “I saw death.” It isn’t He that says this. It’s the timeline itself.
This brings up a perplexing idea: could the various statements and observations inserted into the timeline willy nilly actually belong to Him? Perhaps not in this moment, but in the future, looking back on it? After all, at 4:27 it just says “The past.” Another piece of supporting evidence for this is the 456 & 457 AD events where civil war commences, and His grandfather (as well as Marion) must leave Rome... and the next year, “my grandfather died.” These two events are immediately adjacent in the timeline, clearly linked. If that‘s not an indicator of Him remembering these events from the future, I don’t know what is. The first person perspective of the timeline is Him.
Suddenly, there’s a lot of non-sequiturs that make sense, either as sporadic, intrusive thoughts, or current mental commentary on people or events topical to the timeline. “Return your property.” “Believe that your people are Christ.” “I am related to Alexander of Rome.” “Brother of the deceased,” and the very next year, “I will die.” “Give freedom to my people.” “Yes: Nationalism and violence against other nations.” Finally, last but not least, “Data is rejected.” This last one seems so silly and out-there, but from a 40K Emperor PoV, it could be rejection of a faulty data link from the Golden Throne, which directly interfaces to His psyche.
On second thought, this is all circumstantial. Bad translation ping-pong will make mistakes constantly, with consistency of ‘He’ sightings appearing as a natural result of language’s structure. But damn if it isn’t a brain bender to try and make sense of the nonsense.
Thank you for delivering this TED Talk.
3:48 Did this get brought up at HIS war crimes trial?
9:30
We have HE, then SHE, and now we have ME.
Would love to see more new characters like WE and THEY
He theory: Everytime He dies, he loses his power. At this point, He is very powerful, until he dies on friday. After He died in WWI, he lived without dying in WWII and the cold war, and thus became very powerful again. The longer He lives, the more powerful He becomes.
and if HE is playing a game it would explain it because HE would have to restart everytime he dies
He learned cheat codes in the Cold War play through for sure
Also, Spain, the Ottoman Empire, and Lithuania are all His birthplaces- maybe they’re his spawn points for different playthroughs.
@@johnc3179 would make since considering if you do lose a playthough you probably want to spawn somewhere else
HE never fails to entertain us.
So is His name a Bulgarian name or is His name literally “Bulgarian”? 🤔
Somehow in almost every video HE has connections with Spain
It kinda sucks to see HE die so often in these pre-ww2 videos
It is HIS first game after all, hes still learning how to play
The "He has played this game twice" comment from the Cold War video makes a lot of sense now.
HE uses death in order to time travel I think
And I also think HE is trying to confuse every new generation with birthing in different countries at different times. HE makes every generation think that they actually saw his real birthday and death dates, but in reality HE dies, travels to next generation, gets birthed and becoming great from scratch. And the reason people from new generations don't know about HIM from the past is that they don't learn the history and keep frogeting the past.
Who else feels really sad for Justin through all the videos?
2:09 Nonono, this isn't his first playthrough. He's reminding you that he's Player One. The protagonist.
"HIS name is Bulgarian" So it's either that HIS name is literally "Bulgarian" or it's something like "Dimitar"
8:41 my favourite part
4:36 OMG, He is Jesus! 🤯 ✝
can confirm
It says 14 AD, so no
Time traveler: Moves a chair
The timeline:
3:20
It’s because sheep age faster than we do so Wales had to make accommodations
I get this joke will be really niche. The joke is that one of the stereotypes of wales is that they have close relationships (euphemism) with sheep.
4:31 L.. Ceasar is definitly Lucius Ceasar Augustus grandson who did die in 2 AD
2:55 Hannibal’s dream
Let's go, more HE lore!
HE simply transcends time.
9:34 So Justin is writing the article and we (the viewers) are Matt ? Makes sense.
Or it could be that Justin is his surname and Matt is his first name. Matt Justin -> Justin, Matt
ALL HE LORE
HE is born in Spain
HE gets the forum 3 times
HE talks to the King Of Wisdom, wishing to learn about the future
HE then gets a vision of the Nazis and vows to fight them one day, also seeing the Aryan War
HE is the first player, this implies his first playthrough of this game has begun
HE then starts conquering Sardinia and Corsica
HE then goes to Rome during the Illyrian War for an unknown reason
HE later returns to Spain and establishes 3 provinces
HE leads his first army to fight in Cumbria
HE dies for the first time, later he respawns
*First Playthrough is very successful, with HE starting his journey*
HE now marries on his second playthrough with a daughter of Germanicus
HE is assassinated by Nero
*Second Playthrough was very bland, being assassinated for marrying a Germanicus relative*
HE respawns again, now on his third life, and kills many in Rodom
HE kills Archon and captured Severus
HE is killed by the Priest Aurelian
*Third Playthrough was very Violent, died early on.*
HIS grandfather leaves time due to civil war
HE leaves the island and returns to Rasdon, this island was likely where HIS grandfather fled.
HE is called Bulgarian. This confirms that HE is not ME, which was just a coincidence that both grandfathers had tragedies occur.
*Fourth Playthrough has very little information available. Although we do not know when he died, it is confirmed that HE was revived in 1617 in the Ottoman Empire*
-1914-
Although unconfirmed, HE (Bulgarian) is presumed to have lived from 1617 to 1914, however this is subject to change
HE is sent to Serbia but refused to fight, changed sides and fought Austria instead
HE didn’t fight in Charleroi
HE dies in the Battle of Lava in Austria
*Fifth Playthrough was very interesting, the longest living of all the revived HEs. HE is presumed to be born in the Ottoman Empire and went into hiding for almost 300 years.*
HE is respawned, fighting Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger.
HE dies in battle somewhere between Japan and China
*Sixth Playthrough was very short, only fighting Theobald and dying.*
HE respawned, born in the Republic of Lithuania and remarrying in Great Britain
However HE lost his army against the Romanians in only a week
HE builds a school and church in Greece
HE received a military commission to build new buildings outside a park somewhere in Britain
HE gets up and fights Lotte, a French Captain who hijacked a Fiji tour.
HE returns to Buckingham Palace to meet with King George twice
1939
HE is sent to Germany by the French and British governments
HE later founded London, a new city, in Belgium
HE prevented Hitler from invading Britain, likely using London, Belgium as a base of operations
HE goes to Central Africa after fighting in the Christmas War
HE led an army then to Crete and established a kingdom. HE also has a British uniform.
HE leads another army into Libya from Alexandria to Moratus
HE summons the Estonian empire to fight against the USSR, which leads to Peace in Germany
1950
HE disappears, hiding.
HE is then spotted flying 5,990 KM without using an airplane, clearly this HE is extremely powerful compared to other HEs
HE then orbits the moon 10 times before returning to Earth
HE arrives in the US in the New Armstrong Airport
HE is the first astronaut to land on another planet
HE then lands on Mars for the first time, however it only lasts 20 seconds
HE leads a rescue operation in Cambodia to failure
A terrorist attack takes place against HIM, likely due to his strength
HE is sometimes called the Youngest Son of the Soviet Revolution, this implies HE hates communists
HE overthrows the Grenadian Communist Government and the Cuban Army and stops the Soviets from building an Airport
HE condemns aid to rebels after the Borland Commission
HE is convicted of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976-1983 during the National Reform Commission
He retreats from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of the Kyrgyz Republic
HE smiles when Azerbaijan gained independence from the USSR
HE gained independence from Latvia and independence, likely restating the old Crete Kingdom
HE divided England into a Republic
HE helps The Restoration of Cambodia
HE was captured by the Taliban and was the first afghan leader to be captured by the militants
HE was there for 8 years, after the army invaded Iraq. It is unclear wether HE was still captive or was in Iraq during this time period
HE ruled Azawad from Ansongo
HE travelled from Bujumbura to Gitega, the capital of Burundi
HE participates the Myanmar Civil War
HE defeated the Armenian army, shrinking Armenia to only 41 square kilometres.
*Seventh Playthrough. HE has not yet died, and has lived an extremely interesting life, where he participated in warfare, space travel, the collapse of the Soviet Union, state management, helped end WW2 and a lot more.*
HE finally got a name: Bulgarian. And finally I/me/Justin, Matt finally got his own lore.
4:11 nice 360
9:40 too much cuteness 😍
I think it was kinda funny how it basically started by Rome literally being built in a day
😂😂😂 true
I'm beginning to believe HE is a Doctor esque figure, who revives in a new form whenever he dies.
He lore has become so strong and power. HE has lived for thousands of years. HE is legendary!
i wait for these videos with more intensity than i used to wait for summer holidays as a kid
He lore:
He knew about Nazi
He founded some cities in Spain
He conquered England
He killed many people
He defeated his grandfather
He died 2 rimes during the Roman Empire period
He captured Sardinia and Corsica
He killed 2 roman emperors and captured one of them
He retook his island
He is the player 1
His name is Bulgarian (so we need to find all male names to try and guess his name)
:)
“L. Caesar died suddenly” is a real thing and it did happen on 2 AD. Lucius Caesar, who was heir to the throne, died from a sudden illness. Nonetheless a huge L for Augustus.
I absolutely love those videos. I hope you make more of them
i like how we have now established a new character: Me, the narrator of the story who frequently recounts his experience with the horrors of war and how he has killed many people
Not to mention how much the narrator travels. We still don't know why only certain places get a mention, though.
@@MahsaKaerramaybe the narrator is just a semi reincarnated entity that keeps getting self Inserted into people from all timelines
Just like your average transmigrated anime protaganist
Wait a minute!
The narrator is a side character of this entire universe!
@@GirirajGupta-gy1wt he (the narrator, not to be confused with the deity) is a ancient immortal whose job is to narrate HIS story
0:59 Yeah I remind that. We attacked frascati and celebrated with tacos and arepas all the night. And, of course, HE was invited
Yes one of my favourite youtubers has uploaded again
Same :)
I was just watching through some of your videos when this was uploaded! :D Great timing!
as a bulgarian i am proud to say that his name is bulgarian
I think Justin, Matt became depressed in this episode considering the fact that many things (including his grandfahter) died this time
7:11 Fairly sure Translate has confused the Roman Empire for the Imperium of Man.
LET'S GOOO thank you man, was asking for that one
Claudius really do be treating Nero like a power up in 5:04
We now know who HIS first wife was.
His name is finally revealed... All hail, Bulgarian!
“YOU ARE AN ADULT”
Thanks for the reminder there, I thought I was still a toddler!
The Life of He.
In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and flees for the old town of Rasdon. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian.
On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11, He the takes a short break from the military, until on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, where He holds off the German advance. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss, until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populous to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, suspected of being He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people begin to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeats the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He.
Yes, I added some (a lot) of this on my own, but I felt like it gave more character and reasoning for the actions of our glorious, tall, handsome, strong, independent, respectful, almighty god, the one and only. HE. (help, help, help there is way to much here, where did my life go? help.)