Uh so Damian said “Alexa Intruder alert” and my Alexa almost called the cops but I stopped it from finishing the first sentence. I think he should distort the word “Alexa” just so that things like this dont happen
P1 Kono dio da! Hinjaku hinjaku P2 Nice! SHIZAAAAA P3 Oh noooo!!! ZA WARUDO rero rero P4 killer queen already touched that [insert object] P5 King Crimson and number 4 I did all this so I can’t be proved part skipper
“Democracy isn’t perfect but we don’t need a wall to keep our citizens in.” -A president during the Cold War (I honestly forgot) Trump: alright I went with the thick bricks.. Me: I’m just realizing this now?
I love Damien’s unique sense of humor where he teases things surrounding the joke or implied to surround the joke with repetition as fake stuttering, it really makes his channel different from other Redditors
12:01 A-are we not gonna talk about how that's John Mcafee? You know,the creator of McAfee Antivirus,eccentric millionaire and US presidental candidate?
fun fact i watched this episode live i saw the "80's music" as the hint and i instantly started singing this song as a joke because its engraved in my memory from meme culture then i realized - those words fit i solved the puzzle with no letters im too proud of this ngl
Bro, I need a parody of alien where the alien is actually just a member of the Italian of the Italian mafia. “Dis is my space station, see? Get atta ere!”
If you know Silverwood in Idaho, you know how deserted it is around. I go every summer in August. Once when I was super little, I fell asleep on the way home. Now, I remember it being in the mountain, but the people who were caring for me said it actually just landed on the road. But there was a fucking PLANE on the ROAD just out of NOWHERE. There was an emergency landing and he said "fuck these people, I'm not gonna land in the empty space, ya'll gotta keep up with me as we head down the road till I can stop."
9:00 i thought it was the lyrics to “screw the nether” that minecraft parody but then i realized jeopardy was rick rolling me im so stupid also screwing the nether would hurt a lot
I was just watching this video casually to try and cheer me up (I’m in a pretty down mood) when it picked up on Damien saying “Alexa, intruder alert” and then it responded with “what are you doing in my swamp”
10:26 The story behind this one is actually pretty funny. A guy bought a plane so he could live in it. He wanted it in some part of the woods, but it couldn't fly there, so it was transported by carriers through the street. This became very hectic, and drew a lot of attention.
I would like to take a moment to appreciate the ad I got, I was asked to look at the cat. Then I was: “congrats, you didn’t skip the ad, you won absolutely nothing.”
"I've got a mouth inside my mouth, what's it to ya" Hahahahaha I once played a game where this 9 foot tall rabbit had a mouth inside his mouth :) And then he murdered me because I suck at the game :)
0:52 Hoho so your approaching me instead of running? I can’t beat the living dance out of you without getting closer Then come close as you like *intense dancing*
0:36 In this photo on the left side of the room in the back is a guy in a hat his name is Stephen Hopkins and he's a signer of the Declaration of Independence, and apparently as of today I learned he's my distant relative.
Enjoy it while you can because once America turns socialist you will lose those same freedoms... It's amazing the people that claim to be woke are the most oblivious of all.
Our classmate died, what should we do to pay respects?
Weird kid: *Hit the dab*
Everyone else: yEp ThAtS a grEAt iDea brUh
Kid in front: what did I get into
F
me and my friends: you all have something wrong with you
Quiet kid: *turns on pumped up kicks* "let's make the rest die!
Damien: Laughs
Everyone liked that
His laugh is just fucking amazing
unoriginal
Egg with 50000 subscribers s everybody disliked that
@@human-npc5523 So is your name, hypocrite.
Egg with 50000 subscribers s *[nobody liked that]*
00:58 Lol! It's surprising to see Saberspark in here :D
I saw that too! I could just see a demented lion yelling ‘Noooooo!’
Noooooooo, NooOoOoOoOOoooO
True
It's fake sparky xD
yes
saber
0:57 OH MY GOD IT’S MY BOY SABER!
Your pfp looks familiar. Is that Love Live?
@@DakotaofRaptors Haha no it’s my oc
@@kiroswife hang on I think I used that site to make an oc
I love blursed images, it's like the visual version of comedy heaven
Kitten in A bag thanks dude! I used to be a mod there stepped down because of depression
Dead I hope you’re doing well and thank you for your service.
For me it’s like an human irl version of software gore
The only reason I didn’t like is because the like count is 666
Not breaking the 666
5:48 is a thumbnail from a hide and seek video for kids from brazil and yes they did actually paint her
Here: czcams.com/video/UhTN3d47en4/video.html
link
@@shuichisaiharatheshsldrv3q633 prooflink
Sneak 100
thejekky_br Kids channels are weird
Uh so Damian said “Alexa Intruder alert” and my Alexa almost called the cops but I stopped it from finishing the first sentence. I think he should distort the word “Alexa” just so that things like this dont happen
Or you know you can just get rid of that stupid ass AI
r/thathappened
Alexa say the epic duck is coming
Axela.
He should call her Axela in vids.
@Spleens The Cocain Addicted Cat
GrayStillPlays fan eh?
Nice userpic
9:20 " I look for the man that birthed me , where is mine father " , it actually put a smile on my face .
Surprised he called the baby ugly but said nothing about the parent’s freaky long arms
Michael Butterfield
“Hey, I’m not like other girls, I have *snake arms* ”
Or the human butterfly
Ya
Michael Butterfield I thought the same thing oop
i know right
Creepers are just smaller green giraffes that can explode
r/cursedcomments
Creepers are suicide bombers
lynette Nguyen r/cursedcomments
Who said that giraffes can't explode?
Sir you as a genius!!
9:01 Damien: *drum noises*
Me: I CAN FEEL IT COMING *IN THE AIR TONIGHT* , OH LORD!!!!!
I can't get that out of my head
Calling*
@@joem.4451 Coming 🤔
"im fine with just being ugly"
Damien you are a handsome young man
2:19 - So are we not gonna talk about her freakin orangutan arms?
no
F
Uh oh stinky
matrixphijr
“Hey, I’m not like other girls, I have *snake arms* ”
Are we not going to talk about the fact that the butterfly has sexy legs
Damien : forgets to censor
CZcams: so you have chosen demonization.
"Demonization"
@@stonecraftbros2977 They'll be demonizing him all right...
6:37
Roses are red.
Bacon is cooked on a pan.
I am that man.
Except I don't live in Japan.
well watch out for a Divine Wind (kamikaze)
10:39
Yoshi ain't Pro-choice, it clearly says "Pro-abortion"
Yoshi would have all the newborns loaded into a trebuchet
10:31
No I think this is the right time stamp
882% battery?
*_This is avengers level threat_*
RockAustinTV Niiice
...Yes it is
Bongo Cat Gamer pathetic I defeated my 8284% battery
*This is a good threat*
Nice
Oh Come One, The Like Was 420
Jojo memes on blursed images
What have we come here
Idk but I'm liking it. We should keep going.
I emkay have a youtube channel
*cues giorno theme*
Where is it
P1 Kono dio da! Hinjaku hinjaku
P2 Nice! SHIZAAAAA
P3 Oh noooo!!! ZA WARUDO rero rero
P4 killer queen already touched that [insert object]
P5 King Crimson and number 4
I did all this so I can’t be proved part skipper
Idk wow
8:51 thats "in the air tonight" phil collins
Rickroll incoming
@@gamestheo5625 Dude's talkin' about the acapella drum beat dished out by Damien.
“Democracy isn’t perfect but we don’t need a wall to keep our citizens in.” -A president during the Cold War (I honestly forgot)
Trump: alright I went with the thick bricks..
Me: I’m just realizing this now?
i know im late but it was legendary JFK. How did u forget?
“ Do I Sound Like A Lawyer To You? “
“ *Yeah* “
Damien: censors the R word
Me, a teenager with a mental disorder: **Happiness noise**
A random piece of internet trash 😊
:D
:)
:)
UwU
6:16
I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING THIS MAN NAMED HIS PROFILE GAYMILESEDGEWORTH AND IT'S THE FIRST PROFILE I'VE EVER NEED WITH AN ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE.
I love Damien’s unique sense of humor where he teases things surrounding the joke or implied to surround the joke with repetition as fake stuttering, it really makes his channel different from other Redditors
12:01 A-are we not gonna talk about how that's John Mcafee?
You know,the creator of McAfee Antivirus,eccentric millionaire and US presidental candidate?
Well hes earned my goddamn vote now.
Ding-Dong Dunnit he also loves Jojo so that’s another reason
Me: throws banana in Mario kart
Also banana two laps later: *Buenas dias fuckeboy*
Me:**Random singing**
Some mad person:**throws a banana at me**
Me:**eats the banana and throws it up on them**
Me:have a GOOD day.
@@greg4lifers145 YOU
I want a pure bread cat.
I swear I won’t eat it.
🙂
Um
@@melissaspaulding7311 um
Eat the cat
But I’m asian
you'll fuck it
Damien's voice is so soothing... and his laugh turns my soul to molten chocolate and molds it into a beautiful shape. probably a chicken nugget shape
Dude, that thumbnail actually scares me LMAO
It's just big fella.
It’s just big fella
Who’s big fella? This joke has officially flown over my head.
Big fella is just big fella
Big fella its just big fella
Life: Depression, Stress, Anger
Emkay: *laughs* (4:54)
Life: ight bouta head out
Senior frog?
4:47*
no one:
Fish: villager noise
boof stain I am the real.
@@rcnovatnp what the fuck do you and sasuke do
Alexander Hamilton
He pulls a tailed beast bomb on em
"I DONT WANNA BE BREAD, AAAAAAAAAAA"
- Dough Cat 2020
thanks to EmKay, my second favorite song is now All Bets Are Off
don't click on me nice to notice someone who doesn't call it 'mr king dice instrumental'
I thought it was the king's court
Wait no, that's when you're fighting him
I'm suprized someone noticed
Where my Damien wheezing for 1 hour compilation at ??
On it.
We've only got 57 minutes and 21.89 seconds of him wheezing, just a bit more and I'll upload it
In the 80’s song lyrics, the lyrics was from Rick Asleey, “Never gonna give you up”. I WONDER HOW HE MISSED THAT.
Astley.
*you have disrespected the king*
He didn't. He pronounced the drumroll in the beginning of the song. Listen:
czcams.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/video.html
0:03 *”that bread is looking awfully like a cat somebody baked a cat into my bread”*
He’s Dreaming Of Zelda And His Urge To Defend Her , *And He’s Also Getting Railed , Absolutely Rod By Tinkle*
Cashmere: Did I Hear That Right...
*Damien wheezes*
That just made my whole day :DD
(Edit: didn’t expect myself to get 982 likes what the-)
Reddit post: exists
Damien: WHEEZE hahahaha
W H E E Z E
Majakighekwospondnbbjsiaojxnbshskamxnbwjqoxosj
Like if you get it
Lol so randum hexdee
It cures cancer
1:28 *THATS MA PURSE*
0:56 OMG I WATCH THAT CZcamsR SABER I LOVE HIM
Every time Damien laughs an angel gets its wings
8:59 wait does that say *Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down* ? o god-
I thought that was pretty obvious
The ultimate rick rolling ,the moment you understand what it says you get rick rolled.
fun fact i watched this episode live
i saw the "80's music" as the hint and i instantly started singing this song as a joke because its engraved in my memory from meme culture
then i realized - those words fit
i solved the puzzle with no letters
im too proud of this ngl
Exponential Dong Expansion I thought it was in the air tonight because of how he did the drum rift
The guy in the show and everyone who guessed i got rickrolled
0:55 Wait, one of my favorite CZcamsrs made that comment?
@@kishorekumarsathishkumar1562 thats saber not ninja
i didnt know Abraham Lincoln was a CZcamsr
@@kishorekumarsathishkumar1562 r/facepalm
3:32 lets be honest, more then half of us didn’t notice the dog at first
Was in mexico and saw senor frog and was just like "lets see how long it takes for this to be on reddit."
Damien being adorable
Everyone: *Wait that's illegal*
When u awake at night and you're seriously struggling to keep yourself from exploding from laughter
Kid: **dies in sleep**
Class: *NOOB*
"Uhhh I just beat Michelle uhhh and she's not waking up...
Help"
4:14
I’m not like, the only one who wants to see that entire picture-
*R-Right..?*
look a little and im not using this anymore
amp.reddit.com/r/SuddenlyGay/comments/8dltk6/pictured_link_taking_a_nap/
goodbye
i like how I searched “m’lighter” and got the image from 8:09
4:18 My curiosity got the better of me so I looked up the full photo. The other person is actually Finn from Adventure Time
Would you be willing to share the name of the website that you have discovered the image on? I wish to add a copy of it to my collection.
@@c0baltl1ghtn1ng c e a s e
@@epicgamermoments5132 Hey, at least I am honest about it.
@@c0baltl1ghtn1ng yeah
NOOOOOOOOOO
NOBODY IS CLEANER THAN MR CLEAN MR CLEAN CLEANS HIS DEAD MOTHER SO WELL SHE SHINES
Everyone’s talking about Damien’s chills impression but his Obama impression had me dying
Bro, I need a parody of alien where the alien is actually just a member of the Italian of the Italian mafia. “Dis is my space station, see? Get atta ere!”
If you know Silverwood in Idaho, you know how deserted it is around. I go every summer in August. Once when I was super little, I fell asleep on the way home. Now, I remember it being in the mountain, but the people who were caring for me said it actually just landed on the road. But there was a fucking PLANE on the ROAD just out of NOWHERE. There was an emergency landing and he said "fuck these people, I'm not gonna land in the empty space, ya'll gotta keep up with me as we head down the road till I can stop."
9:00 i thought it was the lyrics to “screw the nether” that minecraft parody but then i realized jeopardy was rick rolling me
im so stupid
also screwing the nether would hurt a lot
so duolingo, come here often?
"the dead children are here with us"
they like shrimp?
Sometimes I forget that your laugh is just *so precious* and like I need to watch this more djsjjs-
ONLY 4.19 for chicken tendies boys! Get ya GB Points Ready!
2:00 “if they had cannons”
9 yr olds: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
I was just watching this video casually to try and cheer me up (I’m in a pretty down mood) when it picked up on Damien saying “Alexa, intruder alert” and then it responded with “what are you doing in my swamp”
10:26, THAT IS NO JOKE!!! How did that end up there without being removed? That's peoples lives at risk.
10:26 The story behind this one is actually pretty funny. A guy bought a plane so he could live in it. He wanted it in some part of the woods, but it couldn't fly there, so it was transported by carriers through the street. This became very hectic, and drew a lot of attention.
0:57 yo I love Saberspark!
No
Noooooooo
I would like to take a moment to appreciate the ad I got,
I was asked to look at the cat.
Then I was: “congrats, you didn’t skip the ad, you won absolutely nothing.”
"I've got a mouth inside my mouth, what's it to ya"
Hahahahaha I once played a game where this 9 foot tall rabbit had a mouth inside his mouth :)
And then he murdered me because I suck at the game :)
0:58 omg It's saberrrrrr :00000 Like who was Just as shocked as me
ME
@@pastelsunset YES
i laughed seeing that
@@Zeracheil yeet
Ydeeeeeeeesss
0:52
Hoho so your approaching me instead of running?
I can’t beat the living dance out of you without getting closer
Then come close as you like
*intense dancing*
The thing is his profile pic is Bruno
ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
9:05 u missed the joke so bad that someone else started laughing
He got Rick rolled
"I DON'T WANNA BE BREAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHBBH
Cat after bread : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
4:33 *_SAUCE?_*
(Someone’s gotta do this, so I will)
Hero. Too innocent to the answer tho.
What a hero
0:36 In this photo on the left side of the room in the back is a guy in a hat his name is Stephen Hopkins and he's a signer of the Declaration of Independence, and apparently as of today I learned he's my distant relative.
Oh god I almost didn’t notice Jesus had been photoshopped in, that was smooth
I know your secret...
You've been secretly helping Cowbelly studios by being their narrator voice
0:59 no one is going to talk about saberspark here!
I love the impressions. Even though its half good it's funny as hell. Videos are great too.
0:57 hey there Saber. didn't expect you here.
7:38 This is how you eat a human bruh.
I love accidental cannibalism
@@user-ed9qb7yc9h yes
“bobby, send him back to where he came from!”
*okAY DaD*
Omg, my day was so crappy but damn the bread cat made me laugh real hard! Thanks Damien!
6:37 that's an italian when he see you cutting the spaghetti.
6:13 I died. He thought it was a giant ice cream sandwich😂😂😂😂😂
His impressions are gold.
4:50 - 4:55 That sign is actually in Mexico 🌝🌝
i imagined 7:53 as roulxs kaard and am now cursed
I get bullied at school because I look EXACTLY like the "we need communism" kid.
*You should be praised*
Oof
Wow you look good then want to come over to have some fun? *wink wink*
Enjoy it while you can because once America turns socialist you will lose those same freedoms...
It's amazing the people that claim to be woke are the most oblivious of all.
I nearly legitimately died when I saw Bobby holding goku
I saw that thumbnail at school and immediately put it as my wallpaper. Needless to say the teachers were more confused as the students
2:15 We were on the verge of greatness we were this close
6:32
Damien-
Damien, Damien I love your content, you voice, your laughs but we don’t talk like that in Italy 😂
[Insert Damien laughing/wheezing here]
Damien has an intoxicating laugh I can't help but laugh along XD
6:04
when you're sexting but its the 1700's
7:53
but its your school bully
I've legit watched the first 5 seconds and I already have a headache from laughing
9:31 question: is he ok?
Something just momentarily possessed him.
Pewds might actually start a family, that's the best part
No one:
Not a soul:
EmKay: I dont wanna be bread! AGGGGHHH!
3:17 when you upgrade a weak peace of armour
Piece*
pees*
The first beard cat thing god me laughing so loud-