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  • čas přidán 18. 04. 2024
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    Over an HOUR of the top posts from r/Holup on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay Video credits below.
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    / @itsboobin
    / @jaymick
    / @thelexikitty
    / @damienlee
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Komentáře • 492

  • @CaseyDplays
    @CaseyDplays Před 3 měsíci +153

    Honestly, love the Chad that got themselves hired fixed an issue and said nah, to keeping working there. Like really, props.

    • @nadavrand6304
      @nadavrand6304 Před 2 měsíci +5

      The guy just said screw it, I'll do it myself

  • @OhioanVlogsOfficial
    @OhioanVlogsOfficial Před 3 měsíci +460

    Man Cocaine Bear has a sequel now 💀

  • @TheTolnoc
    @TheTolnoc Před 2 měsíci +26

    Fun Fact: "I ain't here to fuck spiders." is an Australian phrase for 'I'm not fucking around'

    • @Pussinboots-ll1om
      @Pussinboots-ll1om Před 4 dny

      Dp y'all just have so much of them, that y'all are just starting to say shit like that? I'm wondering, how many fierce snakes you've seen in your life?

  • @mattrare4459
    @mattrare4459 Před 3 měsíci +16

    Man its hard to watch these compilations when you keep seeing the same meme over and over

  • @theawsomecheese9714
    @theawsomecheese9714 Před 3 měsíci +63

    9:32 bro doesn’t know that if it weren’t for that long tongue, Lightning McQueen would’ve never tied with The King and Chick Hicks and thus never reach Radiator Springs

  • @Mars-nz9up
    @Mars-nz9up Před 3 měsíci +225

    You're allowed to marry your 1st cousin in 19 states. You're allowed to buy weed in 24. The meme isn't quite true, but it's still way too close for comfort.

    • @potatoman305
      @potatoman305 Před 3 měsíci +28

      It was probably right when weed was more stigmatized.

    • @AmaliaFreanirae
      @AmaliaFreanirae Před 3 měsíci +10

      19?! Dude that can cause so many genetic problems if they decide to have children.

    • @Mars-nz9up
      @Mars-nz9up Před 3 měsíci +7

      @@AmaliaFreanirae I agree. It should be banned entirely, and is mostly just left over from the last century when it was common. If it helps, I know some of the states that have the law on the books still don't fully allow it. Alabama, for instance, allows it on paper for the state but most of the individual counties have made it very difficult to do so, and require a blood test before the wedding.

    • @tychovw
      @tychovw Před 3 měsíci +5

      Both should be legal everywhere.

    • @Mars-nz9up
      @Mars-nz9up Před 3 měsíci +9

      @@tychovw Why, you thinking about finally letting your cousin-wife out of the basement, and don't want the judgement?

  • @lisasauvain7652
    @lisasauvain7652 Před 3 měsíci +22

    15:28
    Me: "If I die at least I will have fun"
    Doctor: "How?"
    Me: "I will name it ligma"

  • @ThatSocialKid
    @ThatSocialKid Před 3 měsíci +100

    The Bears are in the cartel 💀

  • @ploopy2436
    @ploopy2436 Před 3 měsíci +61

    3:41 Activision: "Hired!"

  • @SiriusFrostalite
    @SiriusFrostalite Před 3 měsíci +17

    2:26 you gotta admit that dude was straight forward and needs bit of respect

  • @theunsernst4691
    @theunsernst4691 Před 9 dny +1

    That "world domination" pickup line was immaculate

  • @Err0rcube_2
    @Err0rcube_2 Před 28 dny +2

    20:34
    SAMSUNG IS WILDDDD

  • @gangstablook5846
    @gangstablook5846 Před měsícem +2

    RIP Mikasa Ackerman, killed by Light Yagami for unknown reasons

  • @llMarvelous
    @llMarvelous Před 3 měsíci +17

    24:17 killed me 🤣
    “Can I push your stool in”
    If you girl is unprepared it’s a wrong girl

  • @awsom_Adam
    @awsom_Adam Před 3 měsíci +8

    ⏪︎ 13:15 ⏩︎
    When I was younger, because I didn't know that people had sex to make babies, I used to think sex was when you looked at someone else naked, and then be like, “Awesome! Now let's put our clothes back on.”
    idk why, but i genuinely kinda thought that.

    • @bellslimes
      @bellslimes Před měsícem

      What would happen when you looked at yourself in the mirror as a child then

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Před 3 měsíci +11

    48:17 found the student! no studying = believing principal is spelt principle

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Před 3 měsíci +27

    9:43 murica… “old doll from a past century, so it’s old junk, GARBAGE! it’s definitely not valuable nor has a history and is definitely not spirited too, it’s old so it’s junk”

    • @SonicRestoredGaming
      @SonicRestoredGaming Před 3 měsíci

      35s ago

    • @scorchtrap
      @scorchtrap Před 3 měsíci +1

      YOU COMMENTED LIKE 20 TIMES

    • @wta1518
      @wta1518 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Maybe some people don't want to keep creepy ass dolls lying around. Ever think of that?

  • @1GBwastaken
    @1GBwastaken Před 2 měsíci +38

    STOP PLAYING THE SAME ONES TWICE

    • @e.a.m.._.4309
      @e.a.m.._.4309 Před 2 měsíci +4

      yeah im abt to unsubscribe bc of this

    • @galomendo
      @galomendo Před 2 měsíci +4

      deal with it

    • @e.a.m.._.4309
      @e.a.m.._.4309 Před měsícem +4

      @@galomendo vro what

    • @eggdogreal
      @eggdogreal Před měsícem +2

      Pretty sure it's cus there's different narrators???

    • @SeraphimSigilist
      @SeraphimSigilist Před 14 dny +1

      It's a video compilation, what do you expect, 100 percent different memes?

  • @arielrife3792
    @arielrife3792 Před měsícem +1

    Girl: “Am I… am I falling in love?”
    God: “Nope, just a heart attack😊”

  • @prismagaming832
    @prismagaming832 Před 3 měsíci +7

    I laughed so hard at the dyslexic part lmao

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před 3 měsíci +11

    Hold up, hold on, wait a moment

  • @budgiegd
    @budgiegd Před 3 měsíci +12

    1 hour EmKay vid? Hell yeah

  • @chaosstripe9446
    @chaosstripe9446 Před 3 měsíci +2

    8:34 In Las Vegas. No, seriously, you can rent a lion or other exotic animals for birthday parties, and the cost is way less than 1400$.

  • @Shadow_Ender
    @Shadow_Ender Před 2 měsíci +1

    21:39 that library has a book that is nearly 1,300 years old along with many others that are 1,000 years old. So makes sense on their precaution.

  • @R4g3_4nd_gu1lt-xz3qy
    @R4g3_4nd_gu1lt-xz3qy Před 3 měsíci +21

    Them bears dealin honey now 💀
    Winnie the Pooh puts coke in his honey and sells it to the bear mob, confirmed?

  • @TheWagonroast
    @TheWagonroast Před 13 dny

    34:30 that’s definitely an automatic response for whenever someone mentions ads

  • @SupahCray
    @SupahCray Před 3 měsíci +5

    An animated movie food I'd totally eat is the roast chicken from Coraline.

  • @Robo.chris.productions
    @Robo.chris.productions Před 3 měsíci +1

    11 days ago at 56:16 i couldnt get the refference, and i honestly didnt think that hamilton even existed, BUT now, having watched the whole show... i find that funny af

  • @sbmieritz
    @sbmieritz Před 13 dny

    "WHO DOES ANYTHING 15 TIMES A DAY?!"
    People with OCD: ... yeah hahah who does that...

  • @DWhylan915
    @DWhylan915 Před měsícem

    These long ass Emkay comps feel like movies in the way that I feel bad for spoiling them.

  • @christianboi7690
    @christianboi7690 Před 17 dny

    9:23 that’s one thing people figure out when they get started in the gym. They’ll have one arm that’s weaker than the other because of dominance and general activity and it takes a while to train them both to equal levels.

  • @Dr.Funk8864
    @Dr.Funk8864 Před 24 dny +1

    6:17 they changed thr title of the article to “This Popular Solo Female Travel Vlogger Thinks Pakistan Could Be The World’s No. 1 Tourism Destination”

  • @emeraldqueen1994
    @emeraldqueen1994 Před 3 měsíci +2

    44:22 “Put that thing back where it came from - or so help me!”

  • @TLTheLegend
    @TLTheLegend Před 3 měsíci

    ok...world domination meme made me laugh harder than i should have

  • @The-Plaguefellow
    @The-Plaguefellow Před 3 měsíci +2

    19:31
    This guy's neighbour's son? Man, he had great taste in games!
    19:40
    ... And in (a certain type of) art, too!

  • @BontrasSnide
    @BontrasSnide Před 3 měsíci +2

    5:42 OMG I’VE ACTUALLY SEEN THE POST FROM THE EMPLOYEE LMAO

  • @estevancaetano310
    @estevancaetano310 Před 3 měsíci

    27:25 the "ow" killed me 😭😭😭😭😭
    Thats why Lexi is my favorite narrator fr

  • @anonymousrainwing
    @anonymousrainwing Před měsícem +1

    15:52 he was at chernobyl that's why he has 8 fingers on one hand

  • @nick_the_named
    @nick_the_named Před měsícem +1

    43:14 why did they colonize my butter

  • @joejoemyo
    @joejoemyo Před měsícem

    50:49 I absolutely love how he acts like (and may actually believe) he has pioneered this. Radios? Never heard of 'em

  • @braxtongray915
    @braxtongray915 Před měsícem

    Both this channel and my friends are now the reason I have dark humor I used to hate it

  • @panzerwolf494
    @panzerwolf494 Před 3 měsíci

    Yeah, he say he ain't gonna beat off to lions till Nala gives those "Do me" eyes

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Před 3 měsíci +2

    40:00 same happened recently to an aunt idk and a friend’s relative recently…

  • @doralizrodriguez4734
    @doralizrodriguez4734 Před 3 měsíci

    Seeing this in school that does not allow me to have a phone. Yet i am still seeing this cuz ima madlad

  • @fuzzthehamster7811
    @fuzzthehamster7811 Před 3 měsíci

    The thumbnail pic reminded me of a game i played. Was post apocalypse and had vehicular combat. One of the decor items for the vehicles was rocket balloons. 🚀

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Před 3 měsíci +3

    4:13 that was the same premise as the first C&H segment

  • @Autonomous-Attack-Unit

    20:16 this dad's chill af, wish he was mine

  • @Shy_Abi
    @Shy_Abi Před 3 měsíci

    3:38 "So Peter, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

  • @Ninjajok120
    @Ninjajok120 Před měsícem

    “I need me some stuffed crust every now and then” 6:53 When the person has stuffed crust and Pizza Hut doesn’t

  • @luizmiguelgarciaesilva
    @luizmiguelgarciaesilva Před 3 měsíci +1

    12:15 TF2 soldier if he wasn't lead poisoned

  • @tom_the_animator
    @tom_the_animator Před měsícem +1

    10:03 good ending: she uses kick

  • @SabertoothTypewriter
    @SabertoothTypewriter Před měsícem +1

    2:37 those five years were not kind

  • @boomboomboombob
    @boomboomboombob Před dnem

    2:44 That... was... clever...

  • @some_random_toaster
    @some_random_toaster Před měsícem

    D-day implies the existence of A-day, B-day, and C-day.

  • @pootisPOWer
    @pootisPOWer Před 3 měsíci +2

    14:07 [Pyro intensifies]

  • @hiro12712
    @hiro12712 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "Haha April 1st"
    "January 27th"
    THAT'S MY DAMN BIRTHDAY

    • @Pussinboots-ll1om
      @Pussinboots-ll1om Před 4 dny

      It might seem crazy what I'm about to say 😂.
      Ps: I know that this is not how it works, but still I laughed

  • @cheeseyfritters
    @cheeseyfritters Před 3 měsíci

    24:17 good to see another Red vs Blue fan.

  • @givingshitsincetwentyeleven
    @givingshitsincetwentyeleven Před 3 měsíci +1

    16:15 honestly thats awesome

  • @brodieherogamer8933
    @brodieherogamer8933 Před 3 měsíci

    44:14 the fact i know where that picture is from terrifies me

  • @trianglburger19
    @trianglburger19 Před 3 měsíci +1

    2:27 nice

    • @Idkanimate
      @Idkanimate Před 15 dny

      Finally someone said something thing about it

  • @thecatpilot4002
    @thecatpilot4002 Před měsícem

    Pluto is a planet, a dwarf one

  • @guestheman
    @guestheman Před měsícem

    18:38 please help someone explain im having an existential crisis over this

  • @zahando4613
    @zahando4613 Před 3 měsíci

    0:31
    This one destroyed my lungs and larynx☠️☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️☠️

  • @dimbr7638
    @dimbr7638 Před 27 dny

    As a romanian, i can confirm that for the last 200 years of living here, i saw no vampires.

  • @MrBusch90
    @MrBusch90 Před 3 měsíci

    9:02
    friends with one. Still has logic so thats a plus.

  • @breakingaustin
    @breakingaustin Před 3 měsíci +3

    Why would you think '2020-6th year' means 2020 THROUGH 6th year?

  • @coleskulimoski4737
    @coleskulimoski4737 Před měsícem

    13:16 had me dying 😂

  • @wallsarecool1123
    @wallsarecool1123 Před 28 dny

    14:24 the 'R' stands for Rand wich is the currency we use here in South Africa 🇿🇦 the more you know

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Před 3 měsíci +4

    “you only live once” clearly because people learn so much from one life so one is enough!

  • @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon
    @user-zx5kl2mm8d-Anon Před měsícem

    20:02 he is having immense discomfort over realizing he's been drinking his own blood

  • @LuciusFaith
    @LuciusFaith Před 16 dny

    1.07.46 beeing a person who cleaned up after mass natural european forrest fires i always collected the elven skulls untill i found out they where children! still have a lot of them at home!

  • @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942
    @Whyiseveryhandletaken6942 Před 3 měsíci

    Me: eats a nugget
    Everybody else in the gold mine:

  • @Iniosiun421
    @Iniosiun421 Před 3 měsíci

    56:19 Such a beautiful name! Here in Germany we even have a song about you!

  • @nprop197gaming
    @nprop197gaming Před 2 měsíci

    ok, the name a disease one would be way too easy to abuse. you’d better be praying to every deity out there not to get any intrusive thoughts.

  • @CallMeCalamitous
    @CallMeCalamitous Před 3 měsíci +1

    21:39 Someone call in a Buster Call then, can’t let the truth get out.

  • @tomc.5704
    @tomc.5704 Před 3 měsíci

    "Food in animated movies looks way better than it ever actually needs to be."
    That's because when they get it wrong...everyone notices. It's like the uncanny valley. If the food doesn't look right, it's disgusting and needs to be thrown out.
    They want you to emphasize with the character, and the character wants to eat the food.
    Therefore, the food must be P E R F E C T.

  • @ienjoyoranges
    @ienjoyoranges Před 19 dny

    8:20 he looks like that one guy from subnautica below zero who drives the seatruck

  • @clanpinguini5850
    @clanpinguini5850 Před měsícem

    There’s somebody who hates me and wants to piss me off so much that I’m 90% sure that he’d become a flat earther just to piss me off.

  • @Compgeek86
    @Compgeek86 Před 3 měsíci

    Took me a second to recognize that tunnel from the Meghan Maarkle meme

  • @brandongovreau9218
    @brandongovreau9218 Před měsícem

    crime is a form of stupidity

  • @thenerd0fthehour7
    @thenerd0fthehour7 Před 2 měsíci

    A group of pandas are called an embarrassment

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator Před 3 měsíci

    6:20
    Anyone who's googled "toddler skull" can tell you that adult teeth grow in tandem with the baby teeth.

  • @aerbon
    @aerbon Před 26 dny

    16:00 you can count from 0 to 31 on one hand if you use binary.
    up to 1023 if you use both hands.

  • @user-wi2ns5tf3y
    @user-wi2ns5tf3y Před 2 měsíci +1

    Fire Extinguisher memes

  • @ismuzakku
    @ismuzakku Před 3 měsíci +1

    29:34 this is the third time I’ve heard this in a single video

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon Před 3 měsíci +1

    10:06 obviously she streams CZcams

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan Před 2 měsíci

    0:19 "Man in top, animals on the bottom"
    0:55 He looks like he's using the CGI from Venom

  • @Mike1zKool
    @Mike1zKool Před 3 měsíci +20

    Isn’t r/holup just r/cursedcomments

    • @shrekchicken506
      @shrekchicken506 Před 3 měsíci +8

      Cursed comments are limited to replies and comments, r/holup is memes, images, posts, or comments

    • @Mike1zKool
      @Mike1zKool Před 3 měsíci +2

      @@shrekchicken506ah

    • @b5fremdet
      @b5fremdet Před měsícem +2

      Your comment would be suitable for r/holup but it isn't cursed, so no

    • @Mike1zKool
      @Mike1zKool Před měsícem +1

      @@b5fremdet I already got an explanation you don’t need to explain it again in a worse way a month later :/

    • @autobotCRSHR
      @autobotCRSHR Před měsícem +2

      ​@b5fremdet I was just about to say r/holup to this exact message... But forgot about the cursed part...

  • @livvyplays5558
    @livvyplays5558 Před měsícem

    9:04 I act like a child sometimes, I know I act like a child. But it is only with my friends. Acting stupid is a choice sometimes, and i ain’t gonna lie, it’s fun af. But only in an environment it’s okay to do so in

  • @nadavrand6304
    @nadavrand6304 Před 2 měsíci

    13:16 made roll on the floor laughing

  • @sa_av
    @sa_av Před měsícem

    14:18 truly a south african moment

  • @racesmith3075
    @racesmith3075 Před 2 měsíci

    Around 16 minutes... were u Acapella singing danger mouse? But you don't have a 🎷...
    That's brought on odd Custard cravings

  • @colinbrown3170
    @colinbrown3170 Před 3 měsíci

    This sub reddit really got me thinking about why it's called cream cheese. I just hope they got tested before and after hand.

  • @user-ny5yo2mc3x
    @user-ny5yo2mc3x Před 3 měsíci +2

    21:59 he missed the black guy standing in frame

  • @crumbfused
    @crumbfused Před 28 dny

    38:44 THEY LIVE REFERENCE I LOVE THEY LIVE SM (watch it im begging)

  • @JKPlays1776
    @JKPlays1776 Před 3 měsíci

    40:48 That frame was in Rammsteins Amerika music video

  • @user-ps6di2bg8f
    @user-ps6di2bg8f Před měsícem

    26:07 thats how to get kick out😂

  • @UNKNOWNHACKER-ob1zc
    @UNKNOWNHACKER-ob1zc Před měsícem

    my grandma had a black bear walking down our street😂

  • @Cassxowary
    @Cassxowary Před 3 měsíci +1

    also, the grandma eating fish is wrong too but most elderly refuse to learn… and eggs aren’t food, just fyi and 37:15 just wait until you hear about eggs and dairy and more

  • @joshuadunford3171
    @joshuadunford3171 Před 2 měsíci

    13:47. Then the police showed up and arrested all 4 of us