"So like... who wrote Anne Frank's diary?" A girl in class. At a really good school. Completely serious and we were at least 16 or 17 years old. Our teacher looked like he was gonna cry.
@@livingfailure6092 well she's half right, overweight people were seen as better than skinny people because it was a sign of wealth, but that's still stupid of her to say.
@@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX How do you get a controlled environment that contains the Earth? You know what, don't answer, somebody might try it and boom, molten Earth.
Something I once heard that was so astonishingly stupid that I can never forget it Is this guy named Damien said "I can only imagine the satisfying crunch that was made when he closed that book" while looking at an image of a soft shell taco smashed into a book
@Gamer A a picture produced on an electronic display (such as a television or computer). It's probably just because I'm high, but it almost sounds like you're saying that the thing I'm speaking of doesn't fit this definition. Unless what you are referring to is that the taco itself isn't an image, in which case I know that. Image of a [taco in a book] not [image of a taco] in a book.
@Gamer A actually, let me make sure of something. You understand that what I said was that it was an image of a [taco in a book] not an [image of a taco] in a book, correct? And that the point was that the taco was soft shell, yet he said there was a crunch?
One time in a general class the teacher was talking about the KKK and a kid was like "wait isnt the KKK that one group thay started that one donut shop... The one with white hats... Oh yeah Krispy Cream!"
reminds of me when i wss helping my friend with ds1 and told him "see that mushroom over there? go hug it" one mushroom pawnch later "and thats to show you not to fuck with the mushrooms
A Karen told me to go back to my country because it was the one with all the drugs and border jumping. I have a British accent, and my friend said, “uh, are you thinking of Mexico? He has a British accent.” And this lady seriously said “Same thing”
Customer at my work says "Why is it that whenever someone says 'Oh hes so cute!' [About a baby] parent say thank you, but when *I* say 'Your genes make very nice children' i get stared at like im crazy?? ITS THE SAME COMPLIMENT JUST IN DIFFERENT WORDS!" She was completely serious and i had NO clue how to respond. Lol
I have actually had multiple people ask me how old a deer is when it becomes a moose... I started to laugh, before I realized the customer was 100% serious in asking...
Last year we were learning about space in science class and this one girl asked 2 very stupid questions. 1st “how many stars are in the sky?” She wanted a legit answer 2nd “which is hotter lava or the sun?” May I tell you that this girl is in the talented academic program, she is in the smart class
some girl at my school claims that only gay people wear Nike brand shoes. She said it was scientifically proven. I Retaliated by saying, "Scientifically proven by who? The flat earthers?"
My best friend once said to me "what state is Maine the capital of?" I had to get her mom to check google cause she didn't believe me when I said Maine was a state and this was right after we did a project on all 50 states in school
@@Angel_Kittichik honestly, ive no idea, its not like he was a kid, he was 15... i think it was just one of those things where you just say something then pause and go, what the hell did i just say?
Had a student in health class ask if shitting in the partners ....would prevent having a baby....the health teacher was laughing at her desk for 10 minutes straight... Same student became a dad 4 months later..and I quote " It didn't work dude"
I didn't talk much in high school because of anxiety. My homeroom teacher told me to my face "You don't talk to anyone because you think you're better than everyone else". Bruh what
She was so confidently incorrect. She was also the kind of person that said "It's ok if you have your own opinions!", but when you express an opinion that doesn't match hers, she yells at you, then she'll write you up. I don't miss her one bit.
So basically it was posted on TikTok, they said it is a facepalm, then it gets posted onto Reddit on r/facepalm because they were holding it the wrong way.
I got a good laugh. I have dyslexia and yes tutoring can help but it's just a whole family thing on my mom's side of the family... Let me tell you it's hilliarious to get these questions. I always like to say, 'At least I have better grades than you even if I can't tell my left from my right.
1:45 "but I dont wanna feed the hen! I should be eating her right now!" -spoiled rich girl from kindergarten who was bragging about how every Friday her parents would take her to a fancy restaurant with steak made of chicken
“ your tongue has a bone if it didn’t how would it move.” I was literally speechless after she said this and another girl agreed with her then told ME I was dumb.
6:25 Worker: "Hey boss?" Boss: "Yeah?" Worker: "You know jimmy?" Boss: "Yeah, the weird guy who thinks he's an astronaut." Worker: "Yeah about jimmy he thought he was in a space ship and uhhh." Boss: "What?" Worker: "Check the news." Boss: "Why do you want me to check th- OH GOD"
She didn't say it to me but it was said in our Religious Studies class. "Do Muslims exist?" Our teacher is a Muslim which just make the question worse.
«Africa is a part of southern Europe» «Copenhagen is the capital of Sweden»(we’re Norwegian) «The United kingdom is in north america» -my stupid classmate Btw she is not only bad at geography, she has terrible english grammar too (not that mine is too good either). She spelt environment as «invarenment» and grateful as graeteful (she does not have dyslexia) she said that an ion is a noble gass in science and that horses is the smartest living organism on earth...
"was it a hard taco or a soft taco?" This question just gave me a flashback to all the employees who keep repeating that there is no such thing as a hard or soft taco.
"I want you guys to do this in the comment section, if I see anything about me I'm going to cry" *promptly pauses the video and starts scrolling through comments*
9:44 in hebrew we read from right to left so the guy thought it says 1 in 2. the real facepalm is him. also for putting the shampoo in the refrigerator
I'm going to quote myself. When showing my Christmas list to my parents, I somehow forgot that they'd told me the truth about Santa and so I only wrote one thing: "Santa knows what I want"
When we were doing a test in my 8th grade compacted math class one time a girl said "does a square have 4 sides?" Everyone in the room just looked at her in discust.
I love watching a few of these videos before deciding what type of video I want to watch next lol, like a timeout from the weird side of youtube (all of it these days!)
I think the first video's speed is in kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. Though, that does still mean that he was going about 100 miles per hour unless the speedometer is broken. And you know, 100 mph in what appears to be a residential area is still hair-clenchingly terrifying.
I can't tell if the facepalm at 9:50 is supposed to be at the sign for, apparently, spelling "Home" wrong, or at the person who is just holding the sign upside down....
damien said once in an emkay video that if he found any comments about him, he would cry, even though nobody would comment about him if he didnt say that
1:41 well back in third grade my teacher was teaching us about how seasons work worldwide. She said that in June, it is summer, but only in the northern hemisphere. At that same time it is winter in the southern hemisphere. She elaborated, “In america, it is summer in June because america is in the northern hemisphere. On the other hand, *INDIA IS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE SO IT IS WINTER WHEN IT IS SUMMER HERE*.” all of the Indian kids just looked at each other like “is she fr?” and i never forgot that moment
Stupidest thing I heard and have never been able to forget. We went on a job with a partial power outrage due to a blown fuse in a hidden fuse box we had to find. One of the guys there asked the other if they forgot to pay their electrical bill. The smarter of the two looked at the other and said "Yeah. We only paid half our electric bill so they shut off half our power."
The dumbest thing I’ve ever directly heard of anyone I know saying was from a girl in my brother’s Algebra 1 class a while back. “Is it necessary to know what 7*3 is to be in this class?”
it filmed in a city like 40 km from my crib, brixia in italy, and one of the two said: i’m finna die tonight (all exited and shit) and the other one started saying blasphemy then that happened. few hours later, the death of one of the two turns out to be fucking fake (please don’t hit me with the r/nobodyasked)
"So like... who wrote Anne Frank's diary?"
A girl in class. At a really good school. Completely serious and we were at least 16 or 17 years old. Our teacher looked like he was gonna cry.
A girl in my sophomore year of high school asked if we lived on or in the Earth.
A girl in 7th grade said that in 18th century beeing fat was beautiful because people didn't know what beauti is yet
@@livingfailure6092 well she's half right, overweight people were seen as better than skinny people because it was a sign of wealth, but that's still stupid of her to say.
That poor teacher
Well, is she incorrect? It was turned into a book, correct? So who wrote the book to be published?
I was at Walmart a while back and overheard a guy on his phone saying “how could you be having twins, I only busted one nut”. I burst out laughing.
Beautiful just beautiful
THAT IS GOLD BRUH😂😂😂
One time I ran into a glass door thinking it was open
@@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX How do you get a controlled environment that contains the Earth? You know what, don't answer, somebody might try it and boom, molten Earth.
GOOD ONE
Something I once heard that was so astonishingly stupid that I can never forget it Is this guy named Damien said "I can only imagine the satisfying crunch that was made when he closed that book" while looking at an image of a soft shell taco smashed into a book
I wondered if he needed glasses
It would’ve made an agonising squish
I have no idea why but I can't stop laughing at this at a really late hour
@Gamer A a picture produced on an electronic display (such as a television or computer).
It's probably just because I'm high, but it almost sounds like you're saying that the thing I'm speaking of doesn't fit this definition. Unless what you are referring to is that the taco itself isn't an image, in which case I know that.
Image of a [taco in a book] not [image of a taco] in a book.
@Gamer A actually, let me make sure of something. You understand that what I said was that it was an image of a [taco in a book] not an [image of a taco] in a book, correct? And that the point was that the taco was soft shell, yet he said there was a crunch?
"There are more people on Earth than the world combined"
- My dumb little brother
True, the earth is the only planet with humans. (I think)
not for long
not anymore
If he's 4-7 then it's not a big deal, if he's above 10 then yeah you're saying the truth
When asked to name planets in the solar system: "America". my dumb lil brother
A guy in my 8th grade US History once had an epiphany and shouted loudly, “WAIT- ABRAHAM LINCOLN WASN’T BLACK???”
What did he think when people told him Obama was the first black president?
I mean he was shot
@@mauricef4089 good one bud, that's probably what he unconciously tought
One time in a general class the teacher was talking about the KKK and a kid was like "wait isnt the KKK that one group thay started that one donut shop... The one with white hats... Oh yeah Krispy Cream!"
On a CZcams comment, somebody spelt Lincoln, “Lincon” it was stupid.
My friend was teaching my other friend how to play Minecraft and he said “now you see that big green guy over there? I want you to hug him”
Please tell your friend that some random dude on the internet thinks they're awesome.
How many osolots does he have
That ain’t even a r/facepalm, that’s a r/madlads
Lol
reminds of me when i wss helping my friend with ds1 and told him "see that mushroom over there? go hug it" one mushroom pawnch later "and thats to show you not to fuck with the mushrooms
A Karen told me to go back to my country because it was the one with all the drugs and border jumping. I have a British accent, and my friend said, “uh, are you thinking of Mexico? He has a British accent.” And this lady seriously said “Same thing”
I...
a
I give up
Welp. Throw them into a dog park and say, "karen, b*tch, same thing"
🤦🏻♀️ why am I not surprised
I would say like: thanks for the tip! Let me go pack my bags, and I hope everyone here gets a brain when I get back!
Condolences for having to experience that.
Damien once said in an EmKay video: If I find anything about me in there I'm gonna cry.
“An organism is *dead* when it is no longer alive..”
_”Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”_
"Every part of CO2 will in combination with an equal part Water become Sugar and 6 parts Oxygen gas, during the process of Photosynthesis."
Every time i see dumb people i leave the room
*"People die when they are killed"*
_"The floor is made out of floor."_
ᴀsԍᴀʀᴅιᴀɴ נᴇᴅι _”Feathers are made out of small feathers”_ -google
1:51 “What’s the point of having a gender reveal. It could turn out lesbian.” -My friends uncle
Oh boy
Oh girl
Oh Lesbian
Oh gay
AW MAAAAN
That Penske Truck is the very Definition of my favorite quote: "If You're going to fail, make them ask you, 'How the Hell did you do that?'"
"Crocodiles aren't animals, they're reptiles!" - School mate of mine
A friend of mine said something basically the exact same. “Bees aren’t animals, they’re bugs!”
@@LimeLight0624 lmao
My sister told me that “frogs aren’t animals, they’re amphibians” she’s 14.
A school mate of mine said "grass is a vegetable, not a plant."
@@val1409 son: mom, can we buy some vegetables at home?
mom: no we have vegetables at home
vegetables at home:
Damien said “If I see anything about me in there I’m gonna cry”
Why
@@toaster1443 you see, it's thebasics Satan follows when he wants to torment people
YOU MADLAD
Get on r/madlads
Poor damien
“Sorry, I sitted where you satted.”
-My friend
That’s cute lmao
Ah yes satted
*_satted_*
Camerical Demons ultra past tense
North Wynd33 how.. is that cute..
"Why does sweet tea tastes like theres sugar in it?" - my idiot sister.
Permission to send a airstrike at your sis?
Go ahead 😂
@@tibbetabbi880 thank you
@@tibbetabbi880 Airstrike inbound just gimme the signal and its lights out
I want to like but it’s at 69
Customer at my work says
"Why is it that whenever someone says 'Oh hes so cute!' [About a baby] parent say thank you, but when *I* say 'Your genes make very nice children' i get stared at like im crazy?? ITS THE SAME COMPLIMENT JUST IN DIFFERENT WORDS!"
She was completely serious and i had NO clue how to respond. Lol
I’m telling this to my coworker who has a child
@@NonSimonary how did it go?
@@timthegatekeeper9677 She has the same sense of humor as me so very well actually.
My sister: "it's stupid that people believe the 'sun' is a 'star', right?"
Me: *whispering under my breath* please Don't breed
@@PeterPumpkinEater69_69 It's time to stop, it's time to stop, Ok?
@@plathanos777 ok
THE HEAVY CLASS TF2 GAMER123 no, please continue
GUPPER BOTTOMS BANNANA oh no please don’t encourage him. Last time this happened the dog couldn’t handle the birth of it’s child
@Glowrua DEAR GOD
"I like this guy, he's going places, but he's going to have to walk, because I stole his bike"
-Damien 2019
Sebas Sebas i would have turned the bike upside down, just give them something to think about for ten minutes.
I have actually had multiple people ask me how old a deer is when it becomes a moose... I started to laugh, before I realized the customer was 100% serious in asking...
Last year we were learning about space in science class and this one girl asked 2 very stupid questions.
1st “how many stars are in the sky?” She wanted a legit answer
2nd “which is hotter lava or the sun?” May I tell you that this girl is in the talented academic program, she is in the smart class
"We have flat earth members *all around the globe* "
Some post online.
Lol
that wasn't just some post it was from the official flat earth society twitter
Lol
Stephon Ragland u stupid man
Termination Successful
One time I was trying to say "This pancake looks good because I'm hungry" I skipped a bit and said "This pancake looks hungry"
Lmao
One time I took a bite of a burger and said “oh my god this is so hungry”
Well if the pancake's hungry feed it lmao
ForestElf Warrior lol
Once my friend and I were getting ready for grade 7 and my friend said “where are the grade 7s at” referring to the grade 7 that were here last year
some girl at my school claims that only gay people wear Nike brand shoes. She said it was scientifically proven. I Retaliated by saying, "Scientifically proven by who? The flat earthers?"
That's funny, because I'm gay (or bi) and haven't worn a pair of Nikes in years. In fact, I have a pair of New Balance shoes now.
My best friend once said to me "what state is Maine the capital of?" I had to get her mom to check google cause she didn't believe me when I said Maine was a state and this was right after we did a project on all 50 states in school
My friend said that Japan is Canada, ever since that day we never let her forget that by saying 'Japanda'
Minty Kitten what about Capan?
XD
XD
Could’ve been Japanada instead lmao
I'm japadian
"Please don't take your medication in front of my child."
I'm sure the trip to the hospital will be a very educational bonding exercise.
Says the person named definitely not a lizard
Yeah I have Epilepsy so medication is always compulsory for me
@@jerichow0lf788 ya medicine is not needed by me because I become stronger than it my body defies science sometimes
"you can buy paper for money"
-my friend, 2015.
My friend said " If we can print more money, everyone will be rich!!" And i was disappointed...
Well your friend is very right. What money is printed on isn't available for purchase on the open market.
"E-Y-E? That's 'ewe'.
Arin 'Egoraptor' Hanson
*"Whats the name of tacobell?"*
-My Friend. 2017
100th like
You insult me, ELMO?!?!
giraffes have no bones(he meant any bones he thought giraffes have no bones at all)
*" my little sister: what is 1+1?"*
She's ... 10
Me: i only ate one taco in my life
My friends: GET OUT
Me: ;-; okay
*i still have never eaten 2 tacos*
A girl once asked me:
"Are mangas just books for left handet?"
She aint wrong tho
Well shes right in a way
mangas aren’t right, she is
T Angie Huck well yes, but no,
If she actually said the word "handet" which isn't a word at all, she might be a little soft in the head
Damien killed me when he said “you would look at your child when they are having a seizure and say get up”
I mean, my dad looks at me when I’m having a panic attack and says calm down.
@@NonSimonary Funny, I do the same thing to myself.
Me: it’s cold outside today
Girl standing in sunshine: yeah, the wind is blowing the sun away.
My brother - "Of course eggs are dairy, they come from pigs!"
LOL
That's like the "Gandalf, jedi in Harry Potter" of biology
I am very china
Lmao, how is your brother so wrong?
@@Angel_Kittichik honestly, ive no idea, its not like he was a kid, he was 15... i think it was just one of those things where you just say something then pause and go, what the hell did i just say?
“Wow these French fries taste like potatoes!”
-My friend
No, theyre made of French people
r\cursedcomments
Sherlock over here better have gotten a cookie
"Look at all those snowmans!"
-my best friend
Oh my God what!?
4:28 I'm a janitor, so you can trust me when I say that such signs are absolutely necessary and I wish more places would put them up.
Can we just appreciate that Damien has such a dad laugh
Had a student in health class ask if shitting in the partners ....would prevent having a baby....the health teacher was laughing at her desk for 10 minutes straight...
Same student became a dad 4 months later..and I quote
" It didn't work dude"
Shitting in the partners? Daring I ask....... how did he try to yet in them?
#like69
Jesus Christ...
Omg that poor child is doomed in the future...
@blah blah blah Nah, he is also my sleep paralysis demon.
“The Hubble is on earth”
Let the tears flow damien
When I hear Hubble, I either think of the Hubble telescope or our Hubble Sphere, I am not sure what you guys are talkin bout tho
Telescope
Duvixio shit you beat me to it
@@wonkyfishnut Same 🤣🤣🤣
I didn't talk much in high school because of anxiety. My homeroom teacher told me to my face "You don't talk to anyone because you think you're better than everyone else". Bruh what
She was so confidently incorrect.
She was also the kind of person that said "It's ok if you have your own opinions!", but when you express an opinion that doesn't match hers, she yells at you, then she'll write you up.
I don't miss her one bit.
@@XxXsoapXxX Coming from the quiet kid in class, Screw your teacher.
9:49 this isn't a facepalm, they're just holding it upside down
so it is a facepalm
@@marrassek omg wow
So basically it was posted on TikTok, they said it is a facepalm, then it gets posted onto Reddit on r/facepalm because they were holding it the wrong way.
“If i drown, imma kill myself” - the brother of a girl i made friends with on vacation
*Outstanding move*
i mean she is not wrong
@@crustyrustymayo4716 *he
technically the truth
R/ WHOOSH
For the stupid thing, my friend said: "Why dont dyslexic people learn to not be dyslexic"
I'd tell them it would involve rewiring the brain, which would be a bad idea
I got a good laugh. I have dyslexia and yes tutoring can help but it's just a whole family thing on my mom's side of the family... Let me tell you it's hilliarious to get these questions. I always like to say, 'At least I have better grades than you even if I can't tell my left from my right.
That's a valid question
@@donnyt599 no its not XD
That's right up there with "have you tried being happy?" to someone who is suffering depression.
The dumbest thing ever said to me was
"I like to eat hairdryers"
1:45 "but I dont wanna feed the hen! I should be eating her right now!"
-spoiled rich girl from kindergarten who was bragging about how every Friday her parents would take her to a fancy restaurant with steak made of chicken
“ your tongue has a bone if it didn’t how would it move.” I was literally speechless after she said this and another girl agreed with her then told ME I was dumb.
Examples.
Octopus
Snails
Slugs
Jellyfish
And people are like:
JELLYFISH ARE ALIENS THEY HAVE NO BRAIN OR HEART!!
Me : are you sure about that?
Alexander Steel either you are talking to a ghost or they deleted their comment
Ha. They work at McDonald’s now?
Yeah well I just cut yours off and find out
XxTheRealIndoraptorxX
You forgot the worms.
the worms feel neglected.
"the Hubble space telescope is on earth" - Damien
You are welcome Damien, you promised to cry now.
We now need a video of Damien crying while reading these comments
6:25
Worker: "Hey boss?"
Boss: "Yeah?"
Worker: "You know jimmy?"
Boss: "Yeah, the weird guy who thinks he's an astronaut."
Worker: "Yeah about jimmy he thought he was in a space ship and uhhh."
Boss: "What?"
Worker: "Check the news."
Boss: "Why do you want me to check th- OH GOD"
WHAT HAPPENED!
That dude laughs the hardest at his own little jokes about each thing lmfao this is glorious
She didn't say it to me but it was said in our Religious Studies class.
"Do Muslims exist?"
Our teacher is a Muslim which just make the question worse.
Wait, hold up
"Do religions other than my own exist?" Pretty much on that level.
Well that room must have gotten real quite quickly
A kid in my school said “I don’t like artificial air, but I could really use a fan right now”
bruh
What cracks me up is *ARTIFICIAL AIR*
Like what wtf how is air artificial
Eric DE PAULA first you get air, then you artificial. Done
*bruh*
Give him a high fave for being so *smart*
“Man’s shoes melt after standing in 100 degree Celsius weather for 14 hours”
High school textbook explaining what "chemistry" is:
"Chemistry is what chemists do."
best friend asked me once "is einstein the one that created frankenstein?"
milo, if you see this.
why
🤦♂️ on so many levels
The worst is that's not even the monsters name
Yeah he created the doctor who create the thing
madi_really_tried you can like it now
madi_really_tried now it’s 96
Friend: “Salt is artificial”
Me: “Then why is the sea salty?”
Friend: *Ponders exsistance*
Wait a second i recognize you from like redstoner or something. Iz dis u?
TFT sucks
My plans were ruined when he said " if I see anything in there about me I'm gonna cry"
"tell your brother that he shouldn't say jokes before school so you don't laugh" my 2nd grade english teacher
anyone else realize the "home" sign is just upside down
me
Yes, thank you!
Not all hope is lost, there are still a few of us smart people left
Yup
i cant, am i just stupid?? its not upside down
«Africa is a part of southern Europe»
«Copenhagen is the capital of Sweden»(we’re Norwegian)
«The United kingdom is in north america»
-my stupid classmate
Btw she is not only bad at geography, she has terrible english grammar too (not that mine is too good either). She spelt environment as «invarenment» and grateful as graeteful (she does not have dyslexia) she said that an ion is a noble gass in science and that horses is the smartest living organism on earth...
Johr YT Norge Squad
One of my classmates said America was in Europe, but she had all her grades around 100-90
r/storiesAboutKevin
Well I suppose he is sort of correct, in the fact that Africa is south of Europe xD
@@gManGabe what kinda sub is that bruh
"was it a hard taco or a soft taco?"
This question just gave me a flashback to all the employees who keep repeating that there is no such thing as a hard or soft taco.
Ironically I've never heard of a soft taco until this video.
Girl in my English class- “Wait, if he can’t read, how come he can speak?”
My god im looking brian cell reading this like me missleppeing this and brain
Me after reading this: looks like we need to use a revive on mr Einstein
Lul how bad cam you misspleeld thinh and dont mak sensen
I-good point
Is there brain working correctly???
"I like this guy, he's goin places, but he's gonna have to walk, because I stole his bike"
👏
Hands down best part
Poor Damien
hey wait a minute-
Jayflame Gaming 3 hundredth like
@@Neptunia120 wh
"I want you guys to do this in the comment section, if I see anything about me I'm going to cry"
*promptly pauses the video and starts scrolling through comments*
Saaaaame
To be honest, I mostly just watching these just to see how Damien fucks up the facepalm by completely misunderstanding it
"We have over 1 million members around the globe"
-Flat Earth Society
Yeah. “Read that again ... _slowly.”_
@Anh Khoi Nguyen around
We have over 1 million members *a r o u n d t h e g l o b e.*
Loads my shotgun
A...round...the...GLOBE?!??
"Dry ice doesn't make sound, it makes noise."
R/technicallythetruth
*W h y d i d n ‘ t i t h i n k o f t h a t*
@@hahafunny3447 r/no no no no no no no
Holy
Hmmmmm yes the floor here is made of floor
9:44 in hebrew we read from right to left so the guy thought it says 1 in 2. the real facepalm is him. also for putting the shampoo in the refrigerator
I'm going to quote myself. When showing my Christmas list to my parents, I somehow forgot that they'd told me the truth about Santa and so I only wrote one thing: "Santa knows what I want"
"What is the capital of japan”
“Japan”
ToKEYO-
Seoul
@@paperclip6377 that's Korea
@@ahnjoseph6875 is that a joke or are you actually serious-
@@Scarlet-bm7ey I am serious
It started rain on the way home from school some random kid yelled out “It’s raining raindrops!!!!”
Michael Haar yea it was on the bus and everyone had there windows down
I mean, they're not wrong.
Raining tacos starts playing but it's edited Everytime it says tacos
Im_bored That's just how it is.
@Michael Haar raindrops no need to ask why
When we were doing a test in my 8th grade compacted math class one time a girl said "does a square have 4 sides?"
Everyone in the room just looked at her in discust.
I love watching a few of these videos before deciding what type of video I want to watch next lol, like a timeout from the weird side of youtube (all of it these days!)
Some old person asked “does this peanut butter contain peanuts?”
That is a legit question bro
Julian Tunge your joking right?
Connor bower no you live in america it might just be some synthetic bullshit
Julian Tunge I do live in America and yes that shit has to be synthetic but you knew that
Fluffy I would correct you spelling but I can see you not from America
“It’s obviously a taco you can see the lettuce the meat..
But is a hard or soft taco?”
*THE TACO IS THERE*
Soft unfortunately
Bruh you beat me too this comment I was deadass gonna say you can clearly see it's a soft taco😂😂😂
Me: *going about my daily life being a legally blind person*
Random person from my class: Hey so if I touch you. I'll go blind too, right?
Me:I-
-_-
1:11 yea that is Indiana
I text myself because having yourself as a friend is epic
Ye
Smooth
I don’t like him that much tbh
Ikr
You know what they say:
You should love yourself before you love others
"Don't feel bad for making decisions that upset other people."
*Proceeds to murder an entire family*
I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HAPPINESS
*Presses nuke button*
People: We are very upset you did that :(
Me: Well not anymore...
4. Profit
r/technicallythetruth
I think the first video's speed is in kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. Though, that does still mean that he was going about 100 miles per hour unless the speedometer is broken. And you know, 100 mph in what appears to be a residential area is still hair-clenchingly terrifying.
I wish I loved myself enough to laugh at my own jokes and comments even half as much as Damien does.
"Your brain doesn't need oxygen!" Said by a friend of mine that hates being wrong and always claims he's right... even though he's barely ever right.
"Is the moon a star?"
"No the sun isn't a star it's a planet"
- the same person in my Earth and Space class
Some guy in my 10th grade class actually fucking believes that we can land on the sun without burning up if we go there at "night time"
Holy fuck.
I can't tell if the facepalm at 9:50 is supposed to be at the sign for, apparently, spelling "Home" wrong, or at the person who is just holding the sign upside down....
damien said once in an emkay video that if he found any comments about him, he would cry, even though nobody would comment about him if he didnt say that
mozart?? isnt he the villain from harry potter?
actual genuine question from a friend
LOL
gannon the dragon avada kedavra
That's like saying your favorite slugcat was scrap baby from dont starve
Wia boo
Loll
My ex-friend thought a year was 6 months long
Nutshell atleast it’s your ex friend now
Ben Fernandez oof
oof
Nutshell 😂
Thats why she's an ex
1:41 well back in third grade my teacher was teaching us about how seasons work worldwide. She said that in June, it is summer, but only in the northern hemisphere. At that same time it is winter in the southern hemisphere. She elaborated, “In america, it is summer in June because america is in the northern hemisphere. On the other hand, *INDIA IS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE SO IT IS WINTER WHEN IT IS SUMMER HERE*.” all of the Indian kids just looked at each other like “is she fr?” and i never forgot that moment
First clip: “I paid for the whole speedometer, I’ll use the whole speedometer.”
Me: "How many hours are there in a day?"
Trainee: "Ten...?"
@@lunalg5166 she was let go
im 11 and even I know its twenty-four
and, 12 for morning, 12 for night. 12+12 = 24.
@@that_tvhead want a job? lol
I want to say it's wrong, but it is technically the truth and it's pissing me the hell off. XD
Seems like ten hundred
01:38
*That time Emkay did the wrong intro for a video*
stop calling him out hes gonna cry :(
merry herb That's Damien, not Emkay, Emkay is actually a team of people, and Damien is the narrator.
That wasn’t stupid, it was a mad lad move
1:30 I think the true facepalm is that Damien didn't realize the taco was still in the book.
10:47 either that orbit was really dumb or they're just tryna get you to stan loona 😩✨
“I can’t remember her name, I think it started with an M.”
“Emily??”
- My friend and I trying to remember a girl’s name
Ah yes! *M* -ily!
i mean if it was a face to face conversation, then m sounds like em.
M
I-WHAT
Hmm millie
"China has a larger population than the entire world." My friend, 30 minutes ago.
I was gonna say it's true then I read the sentence again
@@katocs fake fan
@@antaluster why is he a fake fan
@@katocs it's r/thathappened
r/thatdefinitelyhappened doesn't exist
That's a statement not a question
"(Some random curse word that I cannot remember)"
-my friends in 5th grade
8:38 bro u can clearly tell that was photo shopped
"We share 80-90% of our DNA with bananas."
"...Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than others?"
Anti-vaxxers, flat earthers, and people who think groups of animals are not animals are that group.
Bubby Kins I think it’s a good thing if your 10% more banana 🍌 Potasium TIME
.........
I like your shoelaces.
@Slightly Dissapointing Child potassium is a dangerous explosive...
That’s also factually incorrect, it’s more like 50%. Fairly certain it’s 52 but don’t quote me
Stupidest thing I heard and have never been able to forget. We went on a job with a partial power outrage due to a blown fuse in a hidden fuse box we had to find. One of the guys there asked the other if they forgot to pay their electrical bill. The smarter of the two looked at the other and said "Yeah. We only paid half our electric bill so they shut off half our power."
The dumbest thing I’ve ever directly heard of anyone I know saying was from a girl in my brother’s Algebra 1 class a while back.
“Is it necessary to know what 7*3 is to be in this class?”
*HOWE*
what Damien doesn't know is that, if flipped vertically, spells *HOME*
Good someone else noticed
Yea ikr
I was about to say like tf
@Noah The Noodle Flip up and down not left to right
@@CS-cs5dr r/woosh
1:41 When you said the Hubble telescope was on Earth. We're never gonna let you live it down.
Purple Fairy Never gonna build you up.
@@daviddonaghy7568 no
@@goldensentinel7715 lol
it filmed in a city like 40 km from my crib, brixia in italy, and one of the two said: i’m finna die tonight (all exited and shit) and the other one started saying blasphemy then that happened.
few hours later, the death of one of the two turns out to be fucking fake
(please don’t hit me with the r/nobodyasked)
EmKay is going to cry now ..... thanks