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  • čas přidán 11. 08. 2019
  • Time for some dosage of social media insanity.
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  • @OzMediaOfficial
    @OzMediaOfficial  Před 4 lety +3263

    So there are a lot of comments about the moon thing (mostly about how its a jacks films' joke). Unfortunately, there are actually people who believe the moon, and space itself is nothing but a hologram. I've even met a few of these lovely people on my university campus.
    In other words. People are god damn stupid.

    • @annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877
      @annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877 Před 4 lety +45

      This has nothing to do with your comment but I love your Oc and want permission to draw him

    • @dusaprukiyathan1613
      @dusaprukiyathan1613 Před 4 lety +6

      @@annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd2877 Isn't that fair use?

    • @ladydimltrescu
      @ladydimltrescu Před 4 lety +13

      @@dusaprukiyathan1613 no.....you dont just copy others and say it F A I R. U S E...omg x 3 that's u.

    • @Saga_Anserum
      @Saga_Anserum Před 4 lety +5

      My god, those idiots

    • @raydonwaits2198
      @raydonwaits2198 Před 4 lety +41

      I have met kids who have harassed my brother just because he does not believe god exists.

  • @ebqs
    @ebqs Před 4 lety +4979

    The moon doesn't disappear, Gru just steals it every so often.

    • @Technomancer666
      @Technomancer666 Před 4 lety +79

      Underrated comment!

    • @spartanwar1185
      @spartanwar1185 Před 4 lety +99

      I thought of that one scene from Sonic Adventure 2 where Eggman blows up half the moon with a laser

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 Před 4 lety +18

      Best comment here

    • @Roanan.
      @Roanan. Před 4 lety +41

      Actually the moon has family members it wants to go visit, so every so often it goes on a well-earned vacation to XZ10 Dimension.

    • @hummingbirde5147
      @hummingbirde5147 Před 4 lety +54

      *Y O U T A K E T H E M O O N*
      And she took the kids-

  • @lux0rd01
    @lux0rd01 Před 4 lety +779

    "Can you not like my boyfriends pictures? I don't care of you're related. That doesn't give you the right! "
    I would totally screen record myself liking every one of his pictures then send the video to her.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 4 lety +48

      Blow a kiss at the end

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +31

      That girl seems extremely insecure. I hope the cousin tells him to dump her for his own good.

    • @martinperalta4189
      @martinperalta4189 Před 4 lety +6

      "You aren't part of the family that doesn't give you the right to like his pictures"

    • @martinperalta4189
      @martinperalta4189 Před 4 lety +15

      @@dx1450 insecure and extremely manipulative

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw Před 4 lety +1

      This is why girls are so confusing sometimes

  • @maskedrecruit4571
    @maskedrecruit4571 Před 3 lety +381

    "Backpacks are not for men. Carry a briefcase or carry nothing"
    Aight lemme just go bring my briefcase out into a warzone real quick since apparently the entire military is wrong about using backpacks.

    • @metoo3342
      @metoo3342 Před 3 lety +32

      It's easier to carry a backpack than a briefcase. Id rather have both my hands free. Briefcases look ugly too.

    • @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337
      @maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337 Před 3 lety +7

      @denise baber Umbrella Academy season 2 finale
      Trust me, it has a scene of that in there

    • @AverageSkavenEnjoyer
      @AverageSkavenEnjoyer Před 3 lety +10

      Yeah how am I supposed to stuff the body into a briefcase

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame Před 3 lety +7

      random soup just use a suitcase, it works a lot better.

    • @AverageSkavenEnjoyer
      @AverageSkavenEnjoyer Před 3 lety +5

      @@SorowFame ok I'll try that next time

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP Před 4 lety +698

    "HOW MANY CATS DID YOU MILK?!" is not a sentene I expected to hear today, but frankly on InsanePeopleFacebook I should expect the unexpected.

    • @dx1450
      @dx1450 Před 4 lety +12

      I just really, really have to know why that person thought it would be a good idea to milk stray cats in the first place...

    • @lastchance1829
      @lastchance1829 Před 4 lety +16

      WHO THE HE'LL LOOKS AT A CAT AND SAYS TO THEMSELF "mmm, I bet that thing has some tasty milk"

    • @maggiemagz5519
      @maggiemagz5519 Před 4 lety +5

      Got milk?

    • @notoriouswhitemoth
      @notoriouswhitemoth Před 3 lety +1

      r/brandnewsentence

    • @PoopyDoopyFloop
      @PoopyDoopyFloop Před 3 lety +1

      @@lastchance1829 yeah, cat milk is only for baby kittens, not people

  • @theenlightenedgnome9835
    @theenlightenedgnome9835 Před 4 lety +1394

    “How many cats did you milk??”
    -Oz, 2019

    • @LP-ey7np
      @LP-ey7np Před 4 lety +28

      6 a day... 8 on Tuesdays

    • @haileyc.2977
      @haileyc.2977 Před 4 lety +11

      Trnq Zinc Monday's there's only 2 though because they hate Monday's

    • @saltsasher1656
      @saltsasher1656 Před 4 lety

      7

    • @matthewgaddie4152
      @matthewgaddie4152 Před 4 lety +2

      I wonder if it’s actually milk or something else that came from cats.

    • @shaxplosion
      @shaxplosion Před 4 lety

      That was probably Shane Dawson

  • @piffba
    @piffba Před 4 lety +690

    “Stop liking my bfs pictures”
    “He’s my cousin...”
    “And I’m his sister! Stop pretending, I know about you two! Ever since the Alabama celebration party!”

    • @sharkie9975
      @sharkie9975 Před 4 lety +5

      🤣 omg! Haha!

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 Před 4 lety +27

      La Cupcake
      i knew someone else would make an alabama joke about that lol

    • @kimberlycollins4631
      @kimberlycollins4631 Před 4 lety

      Well, I have nothing to do with this so SEE YA!

    • @isabellajemica
      @isabellajemica Před 4 lety

      Yep...of coirse there's gonna be an incest joke

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 Před 4 lety

      _"But i saw my cousin with my mom at Alabama celebration party, and in that one Isekai anime."_

  • @leaderunith4l324
    @leaderunith4l324 Před 4 lety +558

    “Pants were invented for men, not women”
    *Confused British noises*

    • @peggedyourdad9560
      @peggedyourdad9560 Před 3 lety +30

      I think they’d be trousers for you, but I’m American so idk

    • @4cps777
      @4cps777 Před 3 lety +24

      @@peggedyourdad9560
      Yes, they are. Pants in British English are underwear as far as I know.
      (Idk I'm German)

    • @Bruh-hq1hx
      @Bruh-hq1hx Před 3 lety +5

      @@4cps777 ich glaube du hast Recht

    • @jennifercorbett8640
      @jennifercorbett8640 Před 3 lety +7

      The Romans: Joke's on you, O P P R E S S I O N.

    • @liwibird
      @liwibird Před 3 lety +3

      this confused me too, I thought the quote was talking about how women can only wear skirts until I scrolled down

  • @amberlance3221
    @amberlance3221 Před 4 lety +278

    "The moon doesn't disappear in the shadow"
    Got me thinking.. the guy probaby struggles with object permanence, infants learn this 👌

    • @Nemesis_T-Type
      @Nemesis_T-Type Před 3 lety +16

      When he turns the lights off, he thinks his whole bedroom has phased out of existance

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Před 3 lety +3

      Exactly what I thought -- my only logical explanation for that post is that the guy doesn't know about the concept of object permanence

    • @icetiger-4760
      @icetiger-4760 Před 3 lety +2

      Chimps learn it at 1 month old. And honestly, I fully accept that a wild chimpanzee is smarter than a human. They don’t pay taxes. They are clearly smarter than us as a species.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Před 2 lety

      I struggle with object permanence sometimes, more often the other way around. How do I tell that two objects aren’t the same thing if they look identical?

  • @DetectiveNyx
    @DetectiveNyx Před 4 lety +715

    The "referring to women as females" one luckily has a happy ending - dude worked in the military and "females" was the way to refer to women in the military, he acknowledged it was creepy as sin and apologised.

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor Před 4 lety +35

      Oh thank god

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 4 lety +61

      I, an 18 year old female, never whether to refer to someone my own age as girl or woman so often stick to female. I think most of the creepiness comes from the context, since most of the time, niceguys and incels use female in a creepy way. Saying girl or woman is like not having the word "guy" and instead having to choose between boy or man.

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor Před 4 lety +27

      @@lisahenry20 try replacing man and boy while speaking/typing in a non-military or administrative context and it'll have the same effect as using female.

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 Před 4 lety +10

      @@InFluxCapacitor Are you saying trying using male instead of guy, boy or man?

    • @InFluxCapacitor
      @InFluxCapacitor Před 4 lety +7

      @@lisahenry20 basically

  • @DepressedAndDank
    @DepressedAndDank Před 4 lety +732

    These people are like Karens mixed with Kyles

  • @matthewmurdock6187
    @matthewmurdock6187 Před 4 lety +108

    Don’t you hate it when your child’s fever is literally melting them alive? Happens to me all the time.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 Před 3 lety +8

      Man, I had the worst headache a month ago... my room still smells like burnt flesh!

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 Před 4 lety +169

    2:54 this is the type of person who thinks their kid vanishes when they turn off their light at bedtime.

  • @matthewcorbett9055
    @matthewcorbett9055 Před 4 lety +383

    Ah yes *the moon is a hologram and windows and xbox aren't owned by Microsoft now have some stray cat milk and dirty chair tacos*

    • @khajiithaswares4147
      @khajiithaswares4147 Před 4 lety +18

      also *pants are only for men and backpacks are for children*

    • @usernametaken017
      @usernametaken017 Před 3 lety

      This stuff is commun here, third world contries and your healthy living conditions...

  • @gordonramsayslambsauce
    @gordonramsayslambsauce Před 4 lety +366

    3:31 "Can you not call my husband daddy? That's my job."
    "But mom-"

  • @judgmentalanimal
    @judgmentalanimal Před 3 lety +160

    As a [SAPPHIC] woman, when I heard the “I’m bisexual but I don’t like girls! EWW!” I literally had to pause the video to just contemplate how humanity came to this

    • @imakeokart5608
      @imakeokart5608 Před 3 lety +12

      I was like *Stares into the distance and starts sharpening my knife I named knowledge so when I stab them they get smarter, my gun*

    • @sleepyneko1885
      @sleepyneko1885 Před 3 lety +3

      I'm bi two I was really confused

    • @painslut
      @painslut Před 3 lety +9

      I mean, could be that they like guys and non-binaries, but I'm not at this part of the video yet-

    • @judgmentalanimal
      @judgmentalanimal Před 3 lety +1

      @@painslut Bisexual means liking boys and girls. I didn’t see anything in the post saying that they liked non-binaries.

    • @painslut
      @painslut Před 3 lety +6

      @@judgmentalanimal
      I know. But the prefix "bi-" mean "two", so it wouldn't be technically impossible to like the opposite gender and non-binaries. And, like I said, I wasn't at this point of the video yet.

  • @kenny1552
    @kenny1552 Před 4 lety +302

    Debra, I'm taking your yoga pants, these were made for men.
    John, You can't fit those-
    I CAN DREAM DEBRA.

    • @SnailSnail-lo4pm
      @SnailSnail-lo4pm Před 3 lety +10

      This gives asdf movie vibes
      "Honey do you like my new shoes?"
      " You're a chair honey."
      "I CAN DREAM HERALD"

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 Před 4 lety +2654

    People who think the moon disappears are lunatics
    Etymology joke

  • @newabyssinianmapping5310
    @newabyssinianmapping5310 Před 4 lety +666

    these are the people who always took an extra vitamin gummy as kids

    • @amcat8015
      @amcat8015 Před 4 lety +67

      They couldn't handle the power and it destroyed their sense of mind.

    • @potatotactics1398
      @potatotactics1398 Před 4 lety +5

      I still do lol

    • @thereplier46
      @thereplier46 Před 4 lety +14

      I usually have 5 extra gummies

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 4 lety +19

      This actually makes me really nostalgic. And you know what? No one can stop me from eating vitamin gummies right now, since I'm already taking vitamins. That's it, instead of those nasty drops I will from now on take vitamin gummies instead.

    • @unfetteredparacosmian
      @unfetteredparacosmian Před 4 lety +4

      I feel called out

  • @mrmadness4703
    @mrmadness4703 Před 4 lety +75

    "So they can breed them and ride them"
    "Ark theme intensifies"

  • @DrD0cx25
    @DrD0cx25 Před 4 lety +144

    "Ons hoop dit help"
    Me as a Dutch person: 'intensive colonisation sounds'

    • @somarushinde1704
      @somarushinde1704 Před 4 lety +4

      first they burn the woman then they brun them self

    • @robbenuyttens4977
      @robbenuyttens4977 Před 4 lety +3

      Ja hoezo is ons hoop dit wel, wel deftig nederlands

    • @jaiden8834
      @jaiden8834 Před 4 lety +2

      Zekers

    • @sampledrumye7639
      @sampledrumye7639 Před 4 lety +8

      Me as a Dutch person : *gets excited that there is dutch, struggles to understand cuz maybe dyslexia, finally understands and continues life*

    • @modothegreat108
      @modothegreat108 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sampledrumye7639 Ik geloof niet dat het probleem hier dyslexie was. Die zin is gewoon slecht Nederlands.

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 Před 4 lety +1455

    Calling someone a "female" in any non formal or scientific context just sounds strange

    • @Callistosdotcom
      @Callistosdotcom Před 4 lety +94

      John Doe it was cropped. HIS RESPONSE WAS FROM YEARS AGO! He made a second response apologizing and saying he grew up in the military, and explaining that that's how they were told to refer to woman and those were the explanations. I saw the full post on tumblr

    • @LordEnder86
      @LordEnder86 Před 4 lety +36

      I love that ur name is John Doe and your image is Dio... somehow feels right lmao

    • @thekranker
      @thekranker Před 4 lety +9

      Huh, that’s pretty true.
      Thanks, Dio.

    • @holysalmon1651
      @holysalmon1651 Před 4 lety +12

      I call my friends female sometimes for no reason

    • @user-ix6lu9rn1m
      @user-ix6lu9rn1m Před 4 lety +12

      It’s pretty funny when used ironically

  • @liamwhite3522
    @liamwhite3522 Před 4 lety +369

    "ThE mOoN lAnDiNg WaS fAkEd!"
    "Pft, please."
    "WhAt DiD yOu SaY?!"
    2:23 "You believe in the moon?"

    • @justinsutton5005
      @justinsutton5005 Před 4 lety +17

      r/NoEarthSociety

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 Před 4 lety +4

      Justin sutton Hold Up that’s a thing?!
      If it is I hope that’s Satire because then I’ll lose the majority of my faith in humanity.

    • @ohokay4663
      @ohokay4663 Před 4 lety +1

      Typical of a scorpio to make that joke

    • @justinsutton5005
      @justinsutton5005 Před 4 lety +1

      @@DiamondYoshi101 its satire

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 Před 4 lety +1

      Justin sutton Oh thank goodness.

  • @pierinasofiaacunaponcedele1505

    9:21 Oz saying "Esperamos que esto ayude" is blessed. In love it even more because my mother language is spanish and he pronounced it very bien!

  • @calebmurray4438
    @calebmurray4438 Před 4 lety +9

    If you’re wondering about the cats at the end, most people hadn’t actually seen cats back then because they weren’t very widely owned in medieval times, so the art is done off the description. I actually find it very impressive that they manage to get everything but the cat’s face right.

  • @pluto8835
    @pluto8835 Před 4 lety +796

    “Women have legs”
    I can confirm, this is true.

    • @photoshophasstopped6900
      @photoshophasstopped6900 Před 4 lety +60

      No, we don't. Our legs are nothing but an illusion created by the Governemnt. When every women is born we are forced to keep this secret, we are different from men, us *females* must keep this secret, or else society may collapse. This comment will not be here for long....I'm afraid now neither will I, they're gonna find me but someone had to know! Share my story friends.

    • @darkseid856
      @darkseid856 Před 4 lety +10

      @@photoshophasstopped6900 since you released this secret , I am preety sure that you are dead by now .

    • @Tired-Sunny
      @Tired-Sunny Před 4 lety +6

      Lilith no its not i promise you that all woman’s legs (like my own) are VERY fake and we like to take them off before we sleep because its a lot easier to sleep with

    • @bideabiere6125
      @bideabiere6125 Před 4 lety +3

      Amputee : am I a joke to you

    • @AtemiRaven
      @AtemiRaven Před 4 lety +6

      Lies! Next you are gunna tell me the clitoris actually exists and women actually have orgasms.

  • @maxmolasses1314
    @maxmolasses1314 Před 4 lety +419

    Walmart: gets rid of violent video games to prevent gun violence.
    Gun violence: still happens.
    Walmart: *shocked pikachu face*

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 4 lety +26

      Walmart: Puts a literal gun display next to the children's games aisle
      Also Walmart: I see nothing wrong

    • @bastik.3011
      @bastik.3011 Před 4 lety +7

      Yeah like isn't it strange that in countries like Germany Gun and Violence Crimes are rare were guns and knifes are highly regulated but video games undergo a simple age rating?
      Hm I don't see a conection

    • @Traeknald
      @Traeknald Před 4 lety +1

      Walmart: *still literally sells guns*

    • @ghoulishgam3r508
      @ghoulishgam3r508 Před 4 lety +2

      Walmart didn't get rid of violent games. They took down advertisements for violent games and movies. Get your facts straight.

    • @truckkun7704
      @truckkun7704 Před 4 lety +1

      Ghoulish Gamer yet still showcase guns

  • @calamariiiii
    @calamariiiii Před 4 lety +40

    7:53
    I was half sleep till i heard someone scream my name
    “WTF MARISA!”
    Making me wake up thinking I’m late for school...

  • @deadchannel9911
    @deadchannel9911 Před 4 lety +173

    7:30
    But if women and men are equal
    If women have equal rights....
    Then men can hit back after one hit.

  • @wheeeeeeeeeee
    @wheeeeeeeeeee Před 4 lety +275

    *sees cat milk* Oh they just mean milk for cats.
    2 seconds later
    Oh.........

    • @blackrabbit8651
      @blackrabbit8651 Před 4 lety +13

      o h n o

    • @brumbo181
      @brumbo181 Před 4 lety +11

      *o h f l i p n o*

    • @georgiykireev9678
      @georgiykireev9678 Před 4 lety +10

      Seriously though, how many cats did they milk? That's an amount of milk that you wouldn't even get from a goat, so it has to be at least 5 cats

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 Před 4 lety +1

      @@yojot3pi bruh

  • @Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024

    " 6:07 um actually
    Women should wear pants and men should wear skirts
    That's a biological fact
    Because of genitals

    • @jojenirov1919
      @jojenirov1919 Před 4 lety +93

      That's a fact. Pewdiepie doest have legs like most of the men so we should wear skirt.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 4 lety +10

      I want that!

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 4 lety +33

      It’s true I have skirt
      It’s a short story

    • @Kjajo
      @Kjajo Před 4 lety +79

      Well, Scots figured it out

    • @markaldrichsoria466
      @markaldrichsoria466 Před 4 lety +3

      It makes a valid argument.

  • @biliminsrlar5752
    @biliminsrlar5752 Před 4 lety +32

    Hannibal riding elephants to Rome was already super badass.Imagine if he was riding a god damn T-Rex and eating Roman soldiers with it.

  • @trashcan3537
    @trashcan3537 Před 4 lety +24

    8:10
    That’s basically asking him to change his sexual orientation to still be with you.....

    • @starnorthstarnorth
      @starnorthstarnorth Před 3 lety +3

      Some straight people still enter a gay relationship if their s/o is trans. It doesn't make you any less straight (or in the other way any less gay). It's because you care about your s/o enough to still support them. So not *completely*, but yes, a lot of people are uncomfortable to continue dating people who change their gender to one they aren't attracted to.

  • @rabiez_luvr6910
    @rabiez_luvr6910 Před 4 lety +318

    9:58 this is what happens when you tell straight girls they’re bisexual for listening to sweater weather

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 Před 4 lety +44

      Thats like becoming gay for listening to freddie mercury

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 4 lety +11

      Samuel I don’t wanna die

    • @JenniferM0427
      @JenniferM0427 Před 4 lety +15

      Like 14 year olds becoming depressed because of listening to Billie eilish

    • @pinkerton500
      @pinkerton500 Před 4 lety +28

      the way i'm a bi girl and i have to witness this straight girls acting like this truly *hurts*

    • @cjck1344
      @cjck1344 Před 4 lety

      Puppet master 1218 Oh shut the fuck up

  • @UnfunnyFigs
    @UnfunnyFigs Před 4 lety +625

    99% the moon thing is a JacksFilms sub or an actual moon truther

    • @ajshitshed
      @ajshitshed Před 4 lety +43

      apparently that's an actual thing... or people looked at that jacksfilms pic and thought "hey that makes sense" and i dont know which is worse

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 Před 4 lety +14

      I don't know there are a lot of people who think the moon's physical effect on the earth and tides is diminished when it's covered by a shadow, it's like a step away from saying it actually disappears

    • @brumbo181
      @brumbo181 Před 4 lety +5

      *you’re

    • @anniemacaroni1918
      @anniemacaroni1918 Před 4 lety +10

      I'm a fury, anti-vax, flat-earther, and a moon-truther

    • @UnfunnyFigs
      @UnfunnyFigs Před 4 lety +7

      @@anniemacaroni1918 furry

  • @riocalle5727
    @riocalle5727 Před 4 lety +41

    3:03 Update everyone: Those cats were male, sorry for the inconvenience

  • @parkerlee8071
    @parkerlee8071 Před 4 lety +6

    11:30 the reason these cats exist is because the monks who painted them in the books the had to hand-copy were looking for shortcuts.

  • @ProjectNetoku
    @ProjectNetoku Před 4 lety +189

    "How many cats did you milk"
    I never thought I'd hear a man have to ask this question in the modern age, good lord XD

    • @skootergirl22
      @skootergirl22 Před 4 lety +7

      The real question, how many times that guys hands got scratched up? They should be bloody from all those stray cats.

    • @rosaliepatterson
      @rosaliepatterson Před 4 lety +4

      Did you think you would need to ask "how many cats did that man milk?" at any other time?

    • @ProjectNetoku
      @ProjectNetoku Před 4 lety +1

      @@rosaliepatterson yea on Thursdays that's a completely normal day for everyone in my town to tackle their animals and milk them take that out of context I live in the backwaters of California its fine

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 Před 4 lety +1

      Aukion Makiro My cat literally walked in right as he said the words "Cat Milk"

    • @elizabethhutt7743
      @elizabethhutt7743 Před 4 lety

      I hear it’s full of Vitamin R

  • @northstar6920
    @northstar6920 Před 4 lety +148

    7:17 "I Yearn for true gender equality."
    "I have no patience for one who talks about female privilege when it suits them, and then complains about someone 'not being a man' when it's convenient!." - A true man of culture 2017

    • @cheftein_of_sandsasfdrsaf6981
      @cheftein_of_sandsasfdrsaf6981 Před 4 lety +14

      Honestly i feel like being hit once and the attacker being agressive still, it being an even or uphill battle is enough of a couse for anyone to hit anyone

    • @larrybutz742
      @larrybutz742 Před 4 lety +6

      I believe it’s only for self defense, to put it simply.

    • @elotesmanjuan2403
      @elotesmanjuan2403 Před 4 lety +5

      Dan your talking about Kazuma aren't you?

    • @northstar6920
      @northstar6920 Před 4 lety +5

      @@elotesmanjuan2403 What other true men of culture and gender equality do you know?...

    • @thatoneguy-lk5nc
      @thatoneguy-lk5nc Před 4 lety +11

      Legally, its if anyone hits you, you are protected by law to defend yourself. No matter who it is. For we are all equal

  • @averageperson4953
    @averageperson4953 Před 4 lety +48

    9:04 Dang, I didn’t know the US had THAT many languages. I knew we had a lot of langs, but not 311

    • @acekotana4425
      @acekotana4425 Před 4 lety +5

      A lot of them are probably just smaller communities, like (idk where exactly) the sort of German-American mix spoken somewhere around the west coast.
      And then you have immigrants speaking languages which are far from official.

    • @mon0lithic629
      @mon0lithic629 Před 4 lety +5

      USA is, basically, a hub for immigrants and tourists from all over the world. Hell, Native population is much smaller than immigrant populus

    • @prind142
      @prind142 Před 3 lety

      @@BlockedUser1 theres someone from everywhere in the US. Therefore every language is spoken by someone.

  • @sachiel197
    @sachiel197 Před 4 lety +28

    6:44 I read that as CBT
    and wondered what "cock and ball torture" oils are

  • @sheppin_
    @sheppin_ Před 4 lety +208

    2:32
    Me: *Slinks into the shadows*
    This Person: OH MY GOD SHE DISAPEARD

    • @loaf7405
      @loaf7405 Před 4 lety +2

      If that's how it works i don't exist

    • @sheppin_
      @sheppin_ Před 4 lety +2

      official germanize army Haha same

    • @er4110
      @er4110 Před 4 lety +3

      I mean that's how NPCs think in a videogame so they are being true to their programming.

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 Před 4 lety

      Fea Li what is object permanence?

  • @seniorhill1667
    @seniorhill1667 Před 4 lety +27

    "I dont use Microsoft, it steals your data"
    *uses facebook*

  • @brendenthebomb1546
    @brendenthebomb1546 Před 4 lety +37

    9:56
    Ok i i think i may have made a bit of sense out of this
    It says she "does not fall for them"
    Meaning she does not fall in love, but that does not mean she is not sexually attracted to women, it could be that she doesn't find them romantically appealing but still finds them sexually attractive.
    Not saying thats what she meant but technically there is nothing about that statement that would make that situation impossible

    • @RecoveryPlayz
      @RecoveryPlayz Před 4 lety +4

      Got a point there...

    • @acekotana4425
      @acekotana4425 Před 4 lety +3

      Ok, this can explain it but the post would still be wrong.
      What you said is bi-romantic but heterosexual while the post explicitly says bisexual, if the post only said bi then it'd be entirely correct if your explanation is true. But he way the person posting phrased it implied actually falling for the same gender sexually.

    • @sukaisage
      @sukaisage Před 4 lety +5

      @@acekotana4425 They said the exact opposite. Did you read the comment? Re-read it.

    • @thegaminggirls2154
      @thegaminggirls2154 Před 4 lety +14

      You’re right
      Though most likely she is just an idiot that wants to be included in something so that she can feel special
      I think this because she called falling for girls “disgusting” which probably means she doesn’t find them romantically or sexually appealing
      So she’s probably just trying to be included in the lgbtq+ community because it makes her feel special even though all she is doing is hurting our community since it’s people like her that make others think we’re all just trying to get attention

  • @bigsokol4679
    @bigsokol4679 Před 4 lety +73

    The Microsoft conversation made me punch a hole in my wall

  • @Helltamirre
    @Helltamirre Před 4 lety +41

    7:06
    Infantryman carrying 50L backpack: Sure. Briefcase.

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 4 lety +1

      Are backpacks measured in litres?

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 Před 4 lety +2

      MrManiac3 yup

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 Před 4 lety +1

      MrManiac3 i could fill a pool with them pack

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 4 lety +9

    (7:00) I'm a Swedish person, I carry a -backpack- rucksack as part of my tradition.

  • @evem6154
    @evem6154 Před 4 lety +8

    Yeah, aborting via this means is not healthy, and that is one reason we need easy access to safe abortion.

    • @willow887
      @willow887 Před 3 lety +2

      Also you can't poop out a baby. Otherwise I agree with you

  • @michael1894
    @michael1894 Před 4 lety +160

    One of those languages was Afrikaans (my home language)
    It's nice to see it used to take down a Karen

    • @lily_littleangel
      @lily_littleangel Před 4 lety +22

      Ah that's why it looked like botched Dutch. Thought it was a misspelling. Thanks for clarifying

    • @beu9245
      @beu9245 Před 4 lety +4

      I also thought they just fucked up big time trying to write in Dutch

    • @themcbandit908
      @themcbandit908 Před 4 lety +3

      Eyyyyy Afrikaans is my home language too. I guess we are both from South Africa then xD

    • @michael1894
      @michael1894 Před 4 lety +5

      @@themcbandit908 lekker man, it's not like their are millions of Afrikaans CZcamsrs so it's nice to see, and ja I'm from Pretoria

    • @suppiluiiuma5769
      @suppiluiiuma5769 Před 4 lety

      Die Amerikaners gebruik ons taal, maar hulle gee nie om oor die plaasmoorde nie.

  • @honeytabbies
    @honeytabbies Před 4 lety +37

    3:08
    “A little bitter because they were strays, but not bad with c- _has a stroke_ -not bad with cereal.”

  • @rubitch
    @rubitch Před 4 lety +7

    A few days ago, I saw a channel reporting on the Local58 channel conspiracy, the Local58 channel had pre-recorded videos and was a TV channel, the channel seems to circulate around how the moon is an eldritch abomination, the conspiracy made sense so much to the point it scared me and I had trouble sleeping the next 2 nights, so when I saw the thumbnail, I got very scared.

  • @JoshSweetvale
    @JoshSweetvale Před 3 lety +3

    4:50 Every time some internet says 'feeemales' I immedeately think of the Daleks doing a razzia in the Doctor Who S4 finale.

  • @freyjaames9161
    @freyjaames9161 Před 4 lety +389

    Bruh, “women” is pronounced “wimin”
    Woman is singular

  • @ahnurmom_187
    @ahnurmom_187 Před 4 lety +59

    If you take online school classes, you can still watch these videos

  • @JJ-xr3oq
    @JJ-xr3oq Před 4 lety +33

    I can imagine this guy screaming “fairy god parents”

  • @imdumbbut1681
    @imdumbbut1681 Před 3 lety +4

    I spat my milk when the guy said “look into the mirror and slap yourself” and I don’t know why it was so funny to me

  • @InternetinaNutshellChannel
    @InternetinaNutshellChannel Před 4 lety +81

    Why is baby in the oven?
    Why not?

    • @thebluefox6494
      @thebluefox6494 Před 4 lety

      Lol

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE Před 4 lety +3

      Concern 100

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 4 lety

      Nah, the baby wasn't in the oven.
      1. Turn oven dial to 250
      2. stick hand in oven
      3. put other hand on baby's head
      4. "Hmm, yeah. This is about the same temperature"
      thought process: Yes, I only turned the oven on 30 seconds ago, but the oven dial mustn't lie!
      Hmm, what was it about that "pre-heat oven" thing on cooking instructions? That line is a mystery I guess I'll never know

  • @faustuscashews8434
    @faustuscashews8434 Před 4 lety +63

    I was eating cereal when you got to the cat milk part
    I'm not okay

    • @mrmaniac3
      @mrmaniac3 Před 4 lety +2

      Don’t worry cat milk can’t hurt you

  • @lukasmit763
    @lukasmit763 Před 3 lety +3

    "ons hoop dit help"
    Me as a Afrikaans person: my time has come

  • @DemonEyeXGamer
    @DemonEyeXGamer Před 3 lety +3

    That Microsoft one sounds like every person I got into an argument with over the internet.

  • @plague_doctor____5009
    @plague_doctor____5009 Před 4 lety +80

    We would mostlikley breed dinosaurs for mounts because of how deadly they are and they would be great world animals...
    And yes it to would be badass

    • @wrentheelf2656
      @wrentheelf2656 Před 4 lety

      Except we'd be dead before we could try...
      (I'm going to get woooshed, aren't I?...)

    • @blackrabbit8651
      @blackrabbit8651 Před 4 lety

      r/woooshed

    • @Devastator21
      @Devastator21 Před 4 lety +1

      That would be fucking cool

    • @potatotactics1398
      @potatotactics1398 Před 4 lety +1

      Or we can just play ark and pretend to do it without the risk of dying

    • @user-tb5pq9ml8m
      @user-tb5pq9ml8m Před 4 lety +3

      In this glorious hypothetical, I wonder how bred down they'd be by now though. I mean, wolves to pugs, dinosaurs to geckos kinda thing.

  • @bobtreduis2737
    @bobtreduis2737 Před 4 lety +25

    7:19 once. If a *FEMALE* hits a dude, once, then diddly darn hit her back... damn.
    ~I am a *F E M A L E*

    • @hydrofake9574
      @hydrofake9574 Před 4 lety +2

      PREACH

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 Před 4 lety

      Oh my god. Its Bob. Arent you the one on the sorrow tv video talking about how you're in the 0.1 percentile???

    • @bobtreduis2737
      @bobtreduis2737 Před 4 lety

      booty_ hunter420 Sure am babes~ I’m the one who gave him the video idea that sparked hundreds of thousands of views 😘

    • @bobtreduis2737
      @bobtreduis2737 Před 4 lety

      booty_ hunter420 if you’d like, try and find more of my obvious bait comments they’re everywhere~

    • @prestonmarlowe8126
      @prestonmarlowe8126 Před 4 lety +2

      I 100% agree with this, I don't care what your gender is, if you hit me you better well be expecting to put up a fight

  • @Just_Adrian_
    @Just_Adrian_ Před 4 lety +3

    People in the 1950: the legal number of hits until the guy can punch back is 0

  • @Aiza-lf6zc
    @Aiza-lf6zc Před 4 lety +6

    2:38 its a moon truther

  • @wildwolf405
    @wildwolf405 Před 4 lety +68

    I swear half the people doing conspiracy theories and stuff like that are still yet to develops object permanence

  • @deldarel
    @deldarel Před 4 lety +34

    at 9:25 I erroneously corrected 'Ons hoop dit help!' to 'we hopen dat dit helpt' as the former is an utter mess in Dutch grammar.
    I forgot that this is actually a correct sentence in Afrikaans.

    • @justbart4112
      @justbart4112 Před 4 lety +6

      I was so confused at the sentence before I remembered Afrikaans was a language very simillair to dutch

    • @chopstick1671
      @chopstick1671 Před 4 lety +1

      Yeah... I was confused af until I remembered Afrikaans...
      I really hope they didn’t try to write Dutch there... that would be the classic Google Translate though...

    • @unmasc
      @unmasc Před 4 lety

      i was looking for a comment like this, i’m pretty sure the target employee used google translate but who’s to say the person they were responding to even knew what the language was supposed to be. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mechanist2055
      @mechanist2055 Před 3 lety +1

      @@unmasc no google translate tranlates its correctly so i think its meant to be afrikaans

  • @galgadioliger178
    @galgadioliger178 Před 4 lety +2

    9:30
    The way to treat such poeple.

  • @jawbreaker1606
    @jawbreaker1606 Před 4 lety +5

    9:27
    Am I the only South African to see this?
    There is Afrikaans in the post :D
    Makes my day!

    • @Electrolight_44
      @Electrolight_44 Před 4 lety +1

      Wel, my vriend, jy is nie die enigste Suid-Afrikaner om dit te sien nie.

    • @mechanist2055
      @mechanist2055 Před 3 lety

      Selfde hierso😁😁

  • @fathergrif9248
    @fathergrif9248 Před 4 lety +28

    The shadows make the moon dissaper. SCIENCE

    • @jelle2306
      @jelle2306 Před 4 lety +2

      Thats not science its called something i forgot

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 Před 4 lety

      @@jelle2306 Basic logic that even 1 year olds are capable of. Not even common sense, but basic logic.
      Just because you can't see something anymore doesn't mean it _literally vanishes from existence_

    • @fathergrif9248
      @fathergrif9248 Před 4 lety

      @Northern Lights dude that's great

  • @SoFloTrashPanda
    @SoFloTrashPanda Před 4 lety +14

    One thing about the moon: You can't see a new moon not because it's shadowed-- but because it rises at sunrise and sets at sunset (ie: literally not there at night).

    • @tarmairon431
      @tarmairon431 Před 4 lety

      If the moon was not in its own shadow, you could see it at day.

    •  Před 4 lety

      @@tarmairon431 I did

  • @gustavgnoettgen
    @gustavgnoettgen Před 4 lety +4

    Moon disappears every _month._
    _Month._
    "Moon" + "...n't"
    *MOON'T*

  • @scarfguy5337
    @scarfguy5337 Před 4 lety +3

    That dude complaining about men carrying backpacks would hate to see me and my satchel I keep my electronics in when I'm going to work

  • @djyoudontneedtoknow4707
    @djyoudontneedtoknow4707 Před 4 lety +19

    The moon does disappear every month
    Koro-sensei succeeded

    • @JAY-zf6jw
      @JAY-zf6jw Před 4 lety +1

      Dj You don't need to know ... huzzah, a man of culture

  • @limeonade5668
    @limeonade5668 Před 4 lety +153

    YOU UPLOAD ONCE MINECRAFT MONDAY STARTS
    Still good video tho

  • @xionart6302
    @xionart6302 Před 4 lety +6

    When the Dino’s were there and so was the drawing of oz holding the staff, all i thought of was Ozpin from RWBY. I don’t know why

  • @CheeseMiser
    @CheeseMiser Před 4 lety +3

    7:11 Can we just take the time to appreciate the time it took to edit this and make this scene animated

  • @Anne-zm2yl
    @Anne-zm2yl Před 4 lety +40

    1:24 yes I did search it up and yes you can self abort with laxatives and do I regret it yes I do... I took one for the team and my fbi is very concerned also ill say about 1 to 2 pack will do and a lot of pushing

    • @Hyreia
      @Hyreia Před 4 lety +4

      I had to check too. I was initially horrified at how many "safe natural abortion methods from home" results I got... but then saw a lot mention over-the-counter pills beforehand so I'm just going to wash my hands. If someone resorts to these then they're already desperate and don't have other means; I can't judge.

    • @gordonramsayslambsauce
      @gordonramsayslambsauce Před 4 lety +2

      I'd so rather just take the abortion pill

    • @KaraTheGirlie
      @KaraTheGirlie Před 11 měsíci +1

      ​​@@Hyreiaeah, it's horrible that shit like this is what is so stigmatized. It's terrible seeing people so desperate, and scared. Having a child is a huge commitment, will "ruin" a woman's body, and also is horrible for mental health if you aren't prepared. It's better not to put a child in that miserable situation either.

  • @sarasorrell9176
    @sarasorrell9176 Před 4 lety +32

    How do you milk a cat? *Why* would you milk a cat?

  • @jreererer8490
    @jreererer8490 Před 4 lety +4

    I don't know how i managed to not throw up when the cat milk thing came on the screen

  • @BlindingLight
    @BlindingLight Před 3 lety +3

    If these moon conspiracies keep up, the rhyme isn’t going to be “I see the moon and the moon sees me,” it’s going to be *”where the hell did the moon go”*

  • @gr1m720
    @gr1m720 Před 4 lety +10

    2:52 is that why in assassins creed u just hide in a corner and ur fine

  • @the-starlit-blade
    @the-starlit-blade Před 4 lety +3

    5:38 this story has a happy ending! About 3 years later, this guy went back on this post and explained that he was misguided and apologized

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff Před 4 lety +4

    (4:45) "filet" is pronounced /ˈfɪleɪ/, so filay.

  • @ILikeToLaughAtYou
    @ILikeToLaughAtYou Před 4 lety +3

    6:50
    *SOMEONE* has never heard of the military

  • @nadeshikorealnofake2237
    @nadeshikorealnofake2237 Před 4 lety +12

    How come there are people who say the moon is not there!
    We are in 2019 and people still ignores that Kaguya and the Moon rabbits live there since ancient times, do your research!
    *(this is not a serious comment)*

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 Před 4 lety +10

    6:15
    Tight skirts: *_Am I a joke to you?_*

  • @blackheartedyt
    @blackheartedyt Před 4 lety +1

    When you get paid for saying things like "How many cats did you milk!"

  • @WarCramz
    @WarCramz Před 4 lety +3

    Honestly I dont mind being considered as a whole species. It makes us sound cool! As..long as its not used in a weird way. Other than that, call me an alien all you want. I'll just screech in agreement.

  • @Oyasumi05
    @Oyasumi05 Před 4 lety +7

    "Refer to them as a separate species" honestly makes it sound like a troll tbh

  • @amcat8015
    @amcat8015 Před 4 lety +15

    Lmao y'all believe in the moon 😂😂😂

  • @fandomsgaloreiloveit
    @fandomsgaloreiloveit Před 4 lety +1

    It's so hard to watch this...yet I can't stop.

  • @FranboiseSenpai
    @FranboiseSenpai Před 3 lety

    That post about someone complaining that they saw a Spanish ad just reminds me how I, a person who lives in Belgium, litteraly only have ads in Dutch even though my PC is parameted in French

  • @Abandoned978
    @Abandoned978 Před 4 lety +23

    my brain cells are dying faster than an unvaccinated child

  • @catgirlcraft1774
    @catgirlcraft1774 Před 4 lety +159

    10:10
    ‘I’m a bi woman!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!’
    Girl: ‘ok wanna do the shrex’
    ‘Ewwwww noooooo don’t be grosssssss’
    Look lady what other gender are you attracted to, attack helicopter!?!?!?

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 Před 4 lety +7

      Lol. This is underrated.

    • @boneboy3264
      @boneboy3264 Před 4 lety +19

      attack helicopter jokes are transphobic but I get where you're coming from. god. that woman.

    • @Yomiell
      @Yomiell Před 4 lety +3

      ​@@boneboy3264 So you're saying there are only two genders? lmao

    • @irishuisman1450
      @irishuisman1450 Před 4 lety +3

      _shrex_

    • @kip6427
      @kip6427 Před 4 lety +8

      @Robbert Kööp Uh, non-binary, genderfluid and intersex... As well as male and female.

  • @macboygamer7538
    @macboygamer7538 Před 3 lety +4

    0:45 DONT WASTE THE MANS TIME!!

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch Před 4 lety +1

    11:25
    ABOUT THE SNAILS!
    This is just what I have heard, but basically the reason there's a lot of snails in Medieval arts is because the Lombards were depicted as Snails.
    Lombards were the Barbarian who would eventually invade Italy, he heartland of Medieval Europe, during the 600's AD.

  • @seantaggart7382
    @seantaggart7382 Před 4 lety +9

    1:07 let's look at the -dumpster fire- "CLEAN place"

    • @nerd_nato564
      @nerd_nato564 Před 4 lety

      That isn't a dumpster fire! That's a *chair* fire. Very different.

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 Před 4 lety

      @@nerd_nato564 Well close enough

  • @NightmarishAngel413
    @NightmarishAngel413 Před 4 lety +37

    I feel like his avatar is based off of ozpin from RWBY

  • @manxuma123
    @manxuma123 Před 3 lety +1

    What you said at the end about knights taming dinosaurs sounds like a amazing idea for a fantasy rts game.

  • @wumpoooo
    @wumpoooo Před 3 lety

    That pronounce of ayude was absolutely awesome