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- čas přidán 22. 05. 2019
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r/WhitePeopleTwitter is pretty much described as "White people tweeting stuff."
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Discord: / discord
Twitter: OzMediaOfficial?l...
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Apero Hour Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Backbay Lounge Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Bossa Antigua Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Crinoline Dreams Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Feel free to suggest the next subbreddit in the comments below.
I subbed like a few hours ago
Thanks
I recommend r/tf2 memes
r/insanepeoplefacebook or r/nobodyasked. I would say yiff in hell, but it is soo cringe, even for a furry myself.
r/realbeesfaketophats
r/nosleep
r/sbubby
*When you call someone an animal but realize they're a furry*
Yea. Really hits me hard every time
VERY POOR CHOICE OF WORDS
@@CeeGeeFursuits oh, an expert has arrived!
(I think, I dont want to offend you)
I'm pretty sure this guy's actually SCP-049....
O_O
Farm Emo
*I walk a country road the only road that will take me home*
*W E S T V I R G I N I A* edit: it is not like discord eeeee
Don't know where it goes but hopefully to the place I belong
My sister wouldn’t, she wouldn’t moan..
WEST VIRGINIA
MozzieIsBetter. Mountain mama
I swear to every god I'm not going to laugh at that
“SniFfAnY” I was drinking my water when he said that and i choked 😭😭 idk why I found it so funny
Haha I was snorting my coke and I laughed so hard i coughed on it and now I have fucking coke all over my room
@@santy214gamer5 goddamn my comments 2 years old 😭, i forgot about this until you commented lmaoo. stay safe with that coke though bro
her: come over
me: i cant im under arrest for double homicide
her: my parents arent home
me: *about that*
"Do you wanna die? Bc that's how you die."
Yes, yes I do. Thank u
@@miso-ge1gz shit u right
@キウィ キウィ exactly. I'm white
Thats why they don't want you to know that trick
Dog in the night:
Did he even throw the ball?
Where did that lizard go?
Dog in the night: I wonder whats keeping him up at night?
Human in the night: I wonder whats keeping my dog up at night?
I had to actually check if Trump's tweet was real and it is...
Trump 2020
@@dankfatboi Lmao yeah those people are stupid
@papaapio 12 Funny! Yeah imagine anyone actually thinking that way 😂
@papaapio 12 Biden isn't great but he's far better than Trump.
@papaapio 12 Really? Trump banned trans people from the military, has repeatedly been racist, sexist and homophobic, thanks to him millions of Americans are suffering. I know literal 5 year olds who would be better in office than this expired Cheeto puff moron of a man
“Dude smooth as sandpaper” speaks to me on a spiritual level
I.... Felt extremely attacked throughout this whole video
@Wubba Wubba With the bone. I'm not a fur- Animal. Not an animal.
Morgan Johnson I’m a furry and I won’t even eat ice cream without the bone I am a fan of animals, not a monster!
@Baloo 2017 and Mangle FBI wants to know ur Location
@Baloo 2017 and Mangle OH YES
5:52
"Why didn't he throw the stick? His hand moved. I didn't find it. When I looked back at him, he had it."
Now that's what dogs think of at night.
Nathan Gill “why did he cheat on me by petting another dog? It doesn’t make any sense. After I was such a good boy the last few weeks its makes no sense. I mean I know I knocked over his coffee and broke the cup on Monday but that was an accident.”
"Why didn't she let me on her bed? It looked so comfy but she said no..."
“I did the trick she taught me and I behaved around her human friends but she hasn’t noticed any of it”
"I ate the food and framed her husband but she still knew it was me, how did she see through my foolproof plan of putting her empty plate in front of her husband the moment she saw me eat"
"He came home but didn't pet me and give me a walk" him:I hate work days.
No one:
Not a single person:
DOGS: I should have licked the bacon
No one...
Dog: was I a good boi?
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a soul:
Nobody:
Not a single person:
Or a person who is taken:
Im lookin at you, carrel:
But yea, still no human:
I think you get the point:
You have hemorrhoids:
r/uselessnobody
This meme is dead
@@misaamane6087 CH1LL4X BR0SK1 1T W4S 4 Y34R 4G0
That Steve Irwin one was super wholesome
I like it when Narrators/CZcamsrs laugh while reading feels genuine and makes me laugh more idk why but its true lol nice video btw
Same
its way better than laugh tracks : D
Its definitely better than all those robot voice channels.
@@thefallen9805 haha yeah but what's annoying me the most if its a person and they just reading without adding anything or laughing or the very calm ones that makes want to sleep its so boring i mean if I want that I'd probably go and read it myself on reddit
@@laycebug3260 lol ok by all means go ahead
But u know there's a lot of robotic channels you can watch right?
Im not entirely dead inside like you as you can see ! But I'm just being honest laughing make me laugh lol
Yall want sum
*B O N E L E S S I C E C R E A M*
Idk I like it with the bone :/
You're all fucking monsters.
YOU TOO OZ.
*BONELESS ICECREAM DEADASS*
Yim yum
I prefer my pizza with no bone
When you call someone an animal, but they're a furry: Well no, but actually yes
Lol. Accurate.
6:07
My drama class had 50 kids so the teacher made a thing she would yell out and the class would have to respond then go silent
And it was the Ba da bum bum bum McDonald’s thing and the 50 kids would scream out as loud as we could on stage “IM LOVING IT!!!”
And one time we screamed so loud that a teacher came in to ask just what in Gods name kind of hellish reason would there be for 50 freshman to scream “I’m loving it” as if their very soul depended on it
And the teachers answer
“I needed them to be quiet and this gets them to be quiet”
And to be fair we always went dead silent after we finished bursting the eardrums of the entire city
Country music *Farm emo*
I never thought of it this way but im sure that this going to hunt me for eternity
Same pretty sure that got everyone xd
got me
what do you call a country musician then?
A *Edgy Ass Farm Boi?*
@@niko-im8nl hahahaha
@@niko-im8nl 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
There like a bazillion emojis
That time machine thing got me thinking:
1. Help Freddie Mercury cope with his AIDS
2. Tell Bruce Lee not to take that aspirin before the nap.
What about stopping Robbin Williams from killing himself? I dont know if that's a good idea or not though.
Tell Kurt we can talk about it give him some cigs and ice cream
Me with a time machine: hey kid stay away from harambe’s enclosure
@@namelessdork2256 He did it because he was suffering from dementia and severe pain. Let the man rest.
(Hands Van Gogh antidepressants) Don't tell anyone about these.
That "Farm Emo" will scar me for life, THANKS!
until Oz actually read the post, i kept reading this as "Farm Elmo"
I always love watching Oz because his voice mixed with the music and general tone of the video gives me an insane, almost euphoric feeling like both him and I are going crazy every time I watch it.
How's it lately?
8:44
Tweet: "We should also give them swords"
Me: **Laughing nervously**
Racoon piracy rises by 100%
I was like "Wow, these are good post, I'm gonna share these with the boys"
But then I realized school just ended yesterday for me and I don't ever use social media.
5:57
"The IRS are close to finding out about my 17 counts of tax fraud"
I approve the idea of a raccoon navy.
Definitely give us- I mean... *them* swords.
DroneRaccoon have they found out yet?
I want the mild panic emoji lol there are so many scenarios I could use it for!
😌
°u°"
@@KillertoxinVA •w•"
•w•”
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that guy with the pretend saving steve irwin story is amazing and i actually want this to happen
how the hell is this "top comment"
@@pluggothesluggo5509 it deserves to be. How dare you disrespect Steve Irwin
@@bidlingodoop4673 because this has 22 likes and the other comments have thousands, i'm just confused about how the algorithm works not because i'm angry at Steve irwin for dying
At 2:50 I was distracted at the beginning and when he said Dexter I snapped back into focus and when they said he drove on a boat with his dead sister and I was like “DANG DEEDEE DIED!?” And then I read the whole thing..
Oz: "I hope I don't get demonetized for this!"
CZcams: "I'm about to end this man's whole career."
now I cant stop thinking about raccoons on a ship brandishing swords and taking over ships of junk
@Madfox ...one day...
Tbh sneezing and not getting a bless you, but still saying thank you is honestly the most painful and excruciatingly awkward thing you could ever do.
Really.
Dont do it.
i know because I tried
@@notarobot1844 then move to Canada?
Also when did i get this many likes?
fair point
Troll do you say Guzuntite...?
I do this on purpose in class so my friends say oh sorry bless you
Tony Stark:Come over
Bucky:I can’t I’m under arrest for double homicide
Tony Stark:My parents aren’t home
Bucky *About that*
0:43
You guys see that to
A furry says or w/o
remove the R
A Fuy says o w/o
The following time God and Angel went got drunk? It's called the Platypus Hangover ;-)
I personally eat my ice creams w/o the bone
in a bowl
Lucas bauser the furry your a furry. Of course you don’t get it
I, personally, prefer my ice cream boneless
...and then eat the bone by itself.
+Fugit1ve Gaming his furry what?
Same. I eat it without the bone.
That guy that wanted to save steve Irwin is a hero
Oz’s voice is like a mix of relaxing and chaotic-
6:54 °u°"
For those that don't use emojis, but use characters instead. You're welcome.
Thanks!
Or: o.o"
PATHETIC.
I HAVE ♤♡◇♧
@@Green24152 PATHETIC ▪《¤》▪
Or if you don't have access to those tiny dots, OuO"
Dog: *sniffles* he... he only gave me one....one tReAt
Human: hey buddy why are you still up?
Dog: *looks at human with puppy eyes*
Human: hey how's about I give you a treat?
Dog: *eats treat and sleep happy sleep*
Dog: (lays awake at night)
Dog: was I good boi?
@@kaitheloser988 haha XD
Ok then
@@KNN_KZUCH :D
Dog: he moved his hand and I looked around and couldn’t find the toy! Then I turned back around and he had it, why hadn’t dad thrown the toy? I have been betrayed, I think to show how upset I am I will scooch my butt on his pillow tomorow
I had a 5th grade teacher who would enter a room and say " bada bu bu bum" And then we would say "I'm lovin' it! " And then a kid in the back with crazy mood swings would say "im debatin' it" ( it would sometimes be me).......
7:28
They all got stuck in the Shadow Realm
*Season zero intensifies*
That guy had it right about Steve Irwin
0:45 dude im a furry too and that had to be the best laugh of my night
Ikr
5:59 I'm currently in 6th grade and one time in the back room of our band concert we circled around our teacher and our band teacher and bowed down and said " All hail the queens!". It was probably because they bought us doughnuts before our band concert and we were all hyper.
4:43 ok but
centipede in finnish is "tuhatjalkainen" and that directly translates into "thousand legged"
I think abt that a lot
What is the word for millipede?
@@leslyvalerianavarroberrone9323 kaksoisjalkainen "two legged"
@@vihreaihme1508 Pretty ironic
In Norwegian it's "tusenbein" which is translated into "thousand legs".
@@leslyvalerianavarroberrone9323
Actually that's probably because millipedes have two legs per body segment; as opposed to centipedes, which only have one.
I know this, but not "don't grab that white furry thing walking near the flowers that doesn't _look_ like she has a stinger"
9:47
I'm currently starring down at my chest, wondering how that's physically possible. Thanks.
@@arnavanand8037 aaaaand now I'm lying awake tonight for a completely different reason
I'm not sure nipples go back if you stretch them out
8:45, yes, I would donate all my money to a raccoon navy
11:12 oh god... oh no. That is so good, so wholesome it hurts
Tbf 'stupid' was a swear word for me when I was a kid too. The 🤣
I need that mild panic emoji in my life.
Lance Shield, u can use this:
o.o" or ;-;"
I suggest ^_^" if it's a lesser mild panic
"Oh shit he's actually a furry" still kills me
Same. I actually knew the person who tweeted the ice cream tweet. They dissappeared from twitter in december 2020. I miss them.
@@cumaproto9466, maybe one day you might meet him one day! Who knows, only time can tell. Stay positive!
Steve Irwin one was wholesome. Defo would do
The God and angel one had me laughing to tears.
6:34 as That Person Who Has Seen Basically Every Movie™ i hate this
69th like baby nice
For the "here ye here ye. All hail the queen" thing, i had something similar. Freshman year of highschoom our coach was ALWAYS late. He was the VERY last teacher to show up. But one day he came out before the other coaches did. He said we should clap so we did. And it just became a thing. Every day, even if he was late, we would clap. And it got so ingrained in my head that even the years after, if i saw him during the mile run, i would clap and cheer. And i still do when i pass by my school.
"you sir, are an fricking animal."
me who saw the profile pic already: *Dying of laughter*
Dude like...are you alright? That ending bit sounded just...OOF. Right in the feels.
My class responds to me saying "Stop" with "Collaborate and listen"
Boring!
@@Mystery-Wolf Oh good! I didn't think the time travel powers would work -- okay, so, 1st you're gonna want to get a pet. Probably a dog. Second, look up sourdough starter recipes. Third? Like, any indoor hobby. Cross-stitch, crochet? Anything like that.
Good luck, the next two are gonna be rough.
0:46 ” you are a fu**ing animal... oh sh*t you are actually a furry”
Im a furry and i thought that was hilarious
Same here
Same mate.
LOOL when Oz was reading the bit with the vet and Job arbuckle about Garfield eating too much, I got a cat food ad. Perfect timing haha
Ok. So I’ve done some theater. I would lie about having seen both Phantom of the Opera and Les Miserables simply to avoid annoying convos.
When they were playing locally, I saw both so I wouldn’t be a fraud any longer.
6 hours I’ll never get back.
LoL I absolutely loved both of those, especially Phantom bc my grandma took me to see it as a kid. But I've never really been that into theater otherwise. Is it musicals in general you don't care for or was it just those two?
7:47 better response
Me:I can't do any of those things
Therapist: why not
Me:have you heard of this thing called school?
Dogs lie awake thinking about how they couldn't catch that one squirrel
Me: [Turns head all the way around like an owl towards a bipedal deer with human legs]
a bipedal deer with human legs: [rolls into existence]
Me: [holds up jar of mayonnaise and a plastic spork shaking violently]
a bipedal deer with human legs: I like lunch meat.
Me: [catapults spoon fulls on mayonnaise at a bipedal deer with human legs using spork while shaving a tomato]
Wha- I can't even... Just... what...?
Dafuq
The steve irwin one makes me so sad all of a sudden
*its 3 AM and I’m building a mansion in Minecraft while watching this*
Edit: 4 AM
"Oh s**t you're actually a furry"
Oz: *reads tweet*
Oz: aaannndd now neither can I
Me: *semi-emphatically* Godammit!
I was expecting a bunch of fuckshit in this vid but there is a suprising amount of feel good and funny posts.
@@splishroyal9469 ?
Huh
@@splishroyal9469 "get ur neck" I have no idea what that means.
You look at that hand sign you slap your neck. Godeem
@@splishroyal9469 XD
Who needs sleep when you have a notification from oz. Am i right or??
Just because you said "its CZcams you know what to do" subscribed. Ty ty
The “all hail the queen” thing was done by my seventh grade ELA teacher. The Social Studies teacher decided to prank her. He told us to say “all hail mr. Ramos” after the next time she said it. She laughed and was planning to have a prank war with him, but then COVID-19 happened and there wasn’t pranks Over online classes for the rest of seventh grade. Or even eighth grade, which they also teach.
That woman from the cable thing: I'm going ghost!
8:31 omg I need this extension. I totally lost it 😂
Probably one of the most entertaining reddit readers I’ve come across
dog laying awake at night: was I really a good boy today or were they lying so my feeling wouldn't get hurt
Garfield would never curse! I am shaking and crying. I can't believe this.
funny time oof man done this to me
The Steve Irwin one was too real.
4:32
In the words of Max0r: "I don't understand why people say videogames make me violent, because *I'M VIOLENT NORMALY.* "
omg when you mentioned dexter my mind immediately went to dexters laboratory instead of dexter the serial killer, you have no idea how confused i was in those few seconds
Honestly with the second last one... I would do that if I had a time machine too.
FARM EMO! I can't stop laughing!
My 5th grade teacher had a paper crown she’d put on and pretend to be King George III. The class freaking loved it.
I felt a little attacked when he said " fuckin smooth as sand paper " because that perfectly describes when talkin to someone I like
9:53 _:) that mild anxiety emoji fits this rn.
God and his angels were just having long arse frat party when creating stuff
(I’m not very religious tbh)
Raccoon navy with swords....
Isn't that just pirates but incredibly cute?
that was probably the most “I’m not in the mood” outro I’ve ever heard
The Reductress is a satire site. Everything they post is a joke. Literally.
"Sniffiny"
Around 5:38, I got an ad that said 'are you worried that you might have forgotten to lock the door?' 😂
Your end card saying is my favorite out of every CZcamsr.
The first time tried to order from Starbucks I left with a cup of steamed milk with water. I didn't try again for roughly another 10 years...
I would've subscribed had I not been in the middle of finally going through dexter. So thanks for that!
Take it as a favor. It was pretty excruciating as it happened. LoL a little late in the game to expect a spoiler warning 😂
Still a better ending than got's
I stay up at night thinking about whether I should watch another Oz Media video.
Rando: The cable company don't want u to know this trick.
Also rando: *BOOOOOOM*
I was at the mall eating my ice cream then I see this kid, eating his ice cream, then when no more of the ice cream was above the cone he STARTS TO SCOOP UP THE ICE CREAM WITH HIS FINGERS.... Then when he's done eating the ice cream from the cone he THROWS THE CONE INTO THE TRASH CAN
10:21 i don't like intercourse with soccer balls either
trust me i've tried
6:00 my high school choir and theater teacher does this and we all scream "ALL HAIL THE QUEEN" and it actually gets us to all shut up. It always puts us in a good mood, it's so hilarious sometimes...
I laughed harder than I should have at the package one...🤣